Sunday, 14 February 2021

The Clerembeax Palace Hotel and Spa – The Screamer - Chelsea

 

The beautiful Downshire village of Clerembeax St Giles is situated to the west of Abbeyvale, located between Grace Hill and Bushy Down, and on the outskirts was the Clerembeax Palace Hotel and Spa.

It was once the home The Clerembeax’s, who arrived in Downshire following the Norman conquests and stayed for a thousand years before the name died out following the death of the reclusive Marcus Clerembeax at the age of 96.

The current owner was Yvonne Labuschagne, who decided to open it as a Hotel and Spa and she and her handpicked staff had made a great success of it, and they had a varied clientele who frequented the Hotel for a variety of reasons, but all of them expected a high degree of service.

So the staff were always on hand to deal with whatever needs the guests might require, whatever the hour, and among the night duty staff were Night Manager Chelsea Winfield and her assistant Charlie Wadsworth and one Saturday evening they were called to a room after loud and persistent screams were reported coming from one of the premium suites, and as they reached the door they were greeted by a single long loud scream followed by total silence.

So Chelsea urgently began knocking on the door and got no response, so she knocked again, and again got no answer, so she knocked a third time and almost immediately the door opened and a sweaty woman in a dressing gown opened it.

“Is everything alright madam?” Chelsea asked with concern

“Oh God yes” the woman answered, a little wobbly on her feet.

“Somebody reported hearing screaming coming from your room” Chelsea pointed out

“Yes sorry, that was me” the woman said coyly

“We were…and I um…you know…rather loudly”

So, Chelsea’s suspicions were confirmed, and the sweaty woman blushed.

“Ah I see” Chelsea said, “ok I understand, but perhaps you could try to keep the noise down”

“We will, I will” the woman said and closed the door

“What was that all about?” Charlie asked

“The lucky cow was orgasming” Chelsea replied jealously

“Bitch” Charlie retorted

 

After they left the lucky guest Charlie went off and found satisfaction of her own and Chelsea found that the incident with the screamer had left her uncomfortably aroused and she spent the next hour sitting at her desk getting hornier and hornier, and that was despite the fact she had tried to distract herself with mundane paperwork however it merely delayed the inevitable.

So, in the end she was forced to pick up the phone and call her sex buddy Sebastian Chapman, who was the Senior Night Staff Manager at the Hotel.

“Yes” he replied

“It’s Chelsea, something urgent has come up”

“Ok I’ll come down”

“No, it’s ok I’ll come to you” she replied and hung up and before she left the office she removed her bra, without the necessity of removing her top, and then slipped off her tights and knickers and stuffed them in her desk draw, she then proceeded quickly to Sebastian’s room.

 

Chelsea Winfield was 26 years old and divorced from a violent alcoholic but despite that she was an upbeat person, she was five foot eight with long platted blonde hair, mesmerizing green eyes.

She also had a very decent figure, with a pert derriere, disproportionately large breasts, and stellar legs.

Seb answered the door in his dressing gown and Chelsea walked in.

“So, what’s so all fired important?” he asked

“Somethings come up” she said

“What?” Seb asked

“You I hope” she replied and put her hand inside his dressing gown

“I thought it might be something like that” he retorted

 

After she had extracted every ounce of pleasure from him and she’d screamed out in orgasm, she left Seb in a heap on the bed and redressed and said

“Thanks for the input boss”

“Night Chelsea”

When she got back downstairs wearing a smug expression and no underwear, she was told that there had been several complaints about a woman screaming. 

“Ok I’ll investigate it” she said and smiled smugly

Snippets of Downshire Life – Shrovetide – Collop Monday

 

Downshire is a relatively small English county but like a pocket battleship it packs a lot in, a short but beautiful coastline, a channel port, the Ancient forests of Dancingdean and Pepperstock, the craggy ridges and manmade lakes of the Pepperstock Hills Nation Park, the rolling hills of the Downshire Downs, the beautiful Finchbottom Vale and farm land as far as the eye can see from the Trotwood’s and the Grace’s in the south to the home of the Downshire Light infantry, Nettlefield, and their affluent neighbour’s, Roespring and Tipton in the north but our story begins in the West, to the south of Northchapel, in the beautiful village of Chapel Hill.

There was an expanse of green at the center of the village complete with duckpond and a weeping willow tree.

On the north side of the green was the pub, The Woodcutters Tavern, and attached to the side of the pub there was a Stephenson’s general store and post office, across the green from the pub was the church, St Peter’s, with the vicarage to one side, and a row of shops ran alongside the road on the West of the green, Buckley’s Greengrocer and Fruiterers, Addison’s Bakery, Harvey’s Pharmacy, Bizzie Lizzie Florist, Mazzone’s Hairdressers, Harrisons Hardware and Boddingtons Butchers.

 

It was the third day of Shrovetide, known as Collop Monday, which was ironic for several reasons, firstly because it was named after Collops of bacon, which were traditional served on the day when it was known as Shrove Monday, and our tale is set in a butcher’s shop and the butchers name was collop, Terry Collop, and that day was of particular significance to him as he had a date that evening, his first date with Elaine.

He had been a long time coming and he had asked her out countless times and she had always said no, but he persevered, and he eventually got his reward.

 

Elaine Buckley was 28 years old, single and happy to be so, she had studied business at University, but after graduation she still ended up working in the family Greengrocers.

When she was in her first year at University, she had her heart broken very badly, and again in the third year, and the second time nearly cost her, her degree, so he resolved to have no more truck with love, and that was why she was single and glad to be so.

It suited her living and working in Chapel Hill as she could live at home in the flat above the shop and didn’t have to interact with people, other than the customers who went into the shop, and even then, she spent as little time as possible interacting face to face.

When she wasn’t at work she hid away in her room, it meant that she spent a lot of time on her own, but she didn’t mind that as she was happy in her own company and she was a voracious reader.

 

Elaine had taken a bold step by agreeing to go out to dinner with Terry, and open herself up for disappointment again, for the possibility of heartbeat, but she couldn’t help herself, she had tried to resist, she had rebuffed his advances so many times, saying no every time she wanted to say yes, but no one was more surprised than she was when she said yes, but once it had happened she found herself looking forward to it more than she could ever have imagined.

But if she was going to make the most of it she had to make the most of herself.

When she had no interest in relationships she dressed down to make herself invisible to the opposite sex, she found that if she made herself look undesirable men tended to leave well alone.

 

Not Terry Collop though, he saw through her disguise, he had also had his heart broken, just the one time for him though, but it had also left him cautious, but when he saw Elaine for the first time, he knew that she was his soul mate.

 

As it was five years since her previous date and she had been dressing down for all that time she didn’t have anything remotely suitable for a date, so she was in Northchapel all day shopping for girl clothes.

Terry spent his day fending off questions from his boss Jason Boddington, about where he was going and who he was taking.

 

Terry was sat at the bar of the Woodcutters Tavern a full half an hour before he was supposed to meet Elaine and he was ridiculously nervous, he hadn’t felt like that since he was 14 and he was waiting outside the bowling alley for his first ever date with Jenny Hack, however he was soon thinking it was a mistake to arrive early as his stomach was doing somersaults.

 

Elaine was second guessing herself and as she stood in front of the mirror wearing the outfit she had spent all day searching for.

Her long brunette hair was down, and her face was, subtly made up, it had been a while since she had bothered with makeup and the face she was wearing had taken three attempts, she wasn’t one hundred percent happy with the result, but she was running out of time, so the third one would have to do.

“Why on earth did I say yes?” she asked her reflection

“Because you wanted to” she replied out loud to the mirror

 

When Terry turned around and saw a brunette in a black skirt and pale-yellow blouse walking towards him, he couldn’t stop himself from saying   

“Wow”

And Elaine smiled

“I was expecting a tomboy” he said, and she laughed

“I decided I should make an effort” Elaine said as she sat on the stool beside him

“I thought this might be more appropriate for a date”

 

The evening passed by really quickly, and they were so absorbed in each other’s company that they completely lost track of time, to such an extent that they both jumped when the last orders bell rang, and neither of them were ready for it to end but end it must.

Unfortunately, the walk from the pub to the Greengrocers was less than one hundred yards and even walking very slowly got them to her door in a very short time and for the first time that evening they struggled for the words that would secure them another date.

“I really enjoyed this evening” she said

“Me too” he agreed “I’d like to do it again”

“That all depends on whether you’re a good kisser or not” she said cockily

“Well I like a challenge” he retorted and kissed her and when it was over she added “Well?”

“I don’t know” she said “It was adequate”

“Adequate?”

“Yes, I think there’s room for improvement, so you may take me out again tomorrow” she said and kissed him again

Snippets of Downshire Life – Shrovetide – Nickanan Night

Downshire is a relatively small English county but like a pocket battleship it packs a lot in, a short but beautiful coastline, a channel port, the Ancient forests of Dancingdean and Pepperstock, the craggy ridges and manmade lakes of the Pepperstock Hills National Park, the rolling hills of the Downshire Downs, the beautiful Finchbottom Vale and farm land as far as the eye can see from the Trotwood’s and the Grace’s in the south to the home of the Downshire Light infantry, Nettlefield, and their affluent neighbour’s, Roespring and Tipton in the north but our story takes place in the southern town off Abbottsford which was the biggest in Downshire, its administrative capital and the seat of the Downshire government.

It was also a place of learning thanks to the Downshire University, a Cathedral City and was also home to Abbottsford Town Football Club.

Abbottsford was also the town where Lennie Hine lived and his life changed on the third day of Shrovetide.

The day was also known at one time as Collop Monday, but when the evening fell it became Shrove Monday evening or Nickanan Night which was a time when in days of yore, boys could commit petty crime and get away with it, of course in the 21st century those youths, so inclined, don’t need to have a special night as they commit crime at will, and Lennie had fallen in with one of those groups.

He was 16 years old and wasn’t a bad lad, he had just lost his way after his father died and his mother had taken refuge in a bottle, he just needed an anchor.

In the three months following his father’s early death he had fallen in with a bad crowd, fortunately not a drug taking crowd but nonetheless a bad lot, petty crime mainly, as well as vandalism, harassment and general mischief making,

On that particular night they had been making a nuisance of themselves by targeting a church youth club that they had been excluded from for unruly behaviour.

They rode around the car park on their bikes shouting abuse at the occupants, and had been asked to move on several times, it was all very childish for the most part, but John Riggs, who was the leader of the group, wasn’t happy with that so he decided to up the ante and encouraged the ten members of his posse to start throwing stones at the windows, so they all dismounted their bikes and armed themselves, Lennie wasn’t really comfortable with it so he picked up the smallest stones he could find, 

They then took it in turns to ride past the main widows and throw their missiles which made no impact at all because it seemed as if the rest of the group had no more appetite for the task than Lennie did, 

“What the hell was that?” John snarled, but no one responded

“I said throw stones, like this” he shouted brandishing a chunk of concrete which he then launched at the main window which shattered immediately to his great delight

“That’s more like it”

Then he rode his bike onto the bonnet of the youth leaders car violently enough to set off the alarm and when he appeared from the church hall shouting, John lingered long enough so he could see the culprit and then rode off laughing.

Most of the others dispersed at the first sound of breaking glass, Lennie was the last one on the scene and looked on in disbelief, until he realized he was in peril of capture so he too made himself scarce leaving shouting and cursing in his wake.

He decided he should put as much distance between him and the church hall as possible and chose Park Road as his escape route.

What he didn’t realise was that his route took him past a popular watering hole for the local police, which he was approaching at breakneck speed.

He saw two figures cross the zebra crossing in the distance ahead of him but he was confident the lights would change before he got there and they did and there were a number of people chatting on either side as they waiting to cross, unfortunately the lights changed again before he got there as he raced down the inside of the waiting cars and swung on to the crossing narrowly missing a pedestrians foot and weaved his way between the approaching pedestrians without even reducing his speed.

“Look out!” Shouted the man

“Sorry old man” Lennie responded over his shoulder, not knowing that his close call was with a Chief Superintendent.

In no time at all Lennie was a way down the road, until a car cut him up and he had to go on the pavement.

He was rapidly approaching the two men who had crossed before the lights change, who were off duty police Sergeants, one of them had heard the commotion and had already turned round to see what was happening.

“Stop him sergeant” The Chief Super yelled.

So he then tapped his companion on the shoulder with one hand and held up his warrant card with the other.

On seeing the man standing with his warrant card out in front of him Lennie swerved to avoid him and as he passed him he smiled to himself but was totally unaware that the other one was waiting to strike.

As he stood up in the saddle to get up a head of steam the other Sergeant wrestled him sideways off the bike and on to the floor, but they separated on the deck and Lennie managed to role away before the Sergeant got back to his feet, and managed to remount his bike and was away again and headed through the southern entrance to the Park

 

Jodie Higgs had been to the cinema with friends and was taking a shortcut through Cathedral Park to get home, she was also 16 but she lived in a very different park of town and attended a different school.

Lennie entered from the south and would exit on the northside, whereas Jodie entered through the east gate and was headed to the west, and both of them would be skirting the boating lake on their journeys, and when she was in sight of the Cathedral Spire she glanced at her watch and smiled because she was ahead of time and then disaster struck, because hurtling along in the opposite direction was Lennie, and she saw him fractionally before he saw her, so she swerved and her front wheel hit a park bench and she was suddenly airborne

“Ahhh” she screamed as she went over her handle bars, over the park bench and plunged into the lake.

 

Lennie glanced over his shoulder just in time to see the splash and pulled hard on the brakes.

He jumped off his bike and as he ran back along the path he could just about see her thrashing about in the gloom, but he could clearly hear her yells and as he reached the spot where she went in he jumped in without hesitation and swam towards her where she was splashing around and appeared unable to swim.

He was breathing hard from the riding as he closed the distance between them, which wasn’t more the five or six yards but he made slow progress because of his warm clothing and as she was similarly hampered she struggled to stay afloat and the water splashed all around her.

He swam as fast as he could and managed to reach her just in time as she kept ducking under the water.

But that proved to be only half the problem as reaching his initial goal only brought fresh problems, she had stopped moving so getting her to the bank was a struggle.

He got a good hold on her, but she was fully clothed, so she was a dead weight and it was with some difficulty that he swam her to the bank.

Unfortunately as soon as they reached the bank it was apparent that he couldn’t get her out of the water so he pushed her against the bank and checked her pulse in her neck, and couldn’t find one so with some manoeuvring got her head tilted back and was about to give her mouth to mouth, when she suddenly opened her eyes.

“What are you doing?” she exclaimed

“Sorry I thought you had drowned” he said defensively

“Fainted more like” she admitted “I do that if I get in a panic”

“That’s not helpful if you’re in the water” he said

“I know” she said “Thank you for rescuing me”

“There’s no need to thank me” he said

“I think there is, I would have drowned otherwise, so thank you”

“You shouldn’t thank me when it was my fault you were in here in the first place”

He said and pulled himself up the bank with relative ease and then reached down and pull the featherweight girl from the lake. 

“Thanks, I’m Jodie by the way”

“Lennie”

“I don’t blame you, it wasn’t anymore your fault than it was mine”   she said

“That’s not the point I still blame myself” Lennie said “and I’ve wrecked your bike”

Just at that moment and before she could reassure him further, they became aware of voices and bright lights in the darkness.

“Here they are” one man said

 

A dog walker had witnessed the near collision and Jodie’s aerobatic entry into the lake and had raised the alarm so the two of them were marched off to a waiting ambulance where the paramedics checked them over and declared them unscathed.

But they had to wait in the ambulance wrapped in blankets until someone came to pick them up, Jodie was waiting for her dad, and Lennie didn’t want to say that his mum wouldn’t come for him because she was likely to be in a drunken stupor at that moment, he would wait until she had safely been picked up and then he would slip away. 

 

They sat there for half an hour talking about a variety of things before her dad arrived

“Jodie, are you ok?” he said fussily and kissed her

“This is Lennie” she said “He’s a hero”

“I’m really not” he protested

“Ah and modest to boot” Mr. Higgs said and shook his hand “But the general consensus is that you are a hero”

There was then a brief conversation between Mr. Higgs and the paramedic and Jodie slipped off her blanket and said

“Thanks again Lennie” and then she hugged him.

“No problem” he said and slipped off his own blanket

“And where do you think you’re going, Andy Mason the paramedic said “We haven’t been able to get hold of your mum yet”

“Like I said she works shifts so she’s probably still asleep” Lennie replied “I can get myself home I’m only ten minutes away”

“We can take him” Mr. Higgs suggested “it’s the least we can do”

“Thank you but I have my bike”

“No problem I can fit both of them on the carrier” he insisted

“Come on let’s get you home”

“Ok thanks”

 

Lennie turned his back on John and his posse after that adventurous evening and he and Jodie became inseparable, he knuckled down at school and with her help he passed his exams with the grades he need to go to college.

She always called him a hero for saving her life that night but the truth of it was that it was his life that was saved and when they shared their first kiss neither of them were fully clothes or in a freezing cold lake.


YOUR EMBRACE IS LIKE A VELVET CLOAK

Your embrace is like a velvet cloak

Enveloping me in love

As you speak to my soul

And burn into my heart a perfect love

THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE

 

Sending signals

And reading

The replies

A look or gesture

That holds a message

To be relayed

Is as ancient

As hieroglyphs

And as difficult

To translate

Saturday, 13 February 2021

UNHINGED, UNLOCKED

 

Unhinged, unlocked

Old wounds reopened

A love turned to hate

The passion and desire

Now for revenge

OH WIND OF LOVE

 

Oh, wind of love,

Blow my way

Have influence over me

Like the moon does the tides

Bring music into the silence

And shine your light

Into every darkened corner

And fill my world with love