Saturday, 3 April 2021

Uncanny Love Tales – (034) The Girl in the Easter Dress

Easter was fast approaching, another significant event in the calendar that held no fond memories for him.

Steve Berry had grown up with a dislike for all family orientated occasion, New Years, Easter, Halloween, Guy Fawkes Night and especially Christmas with all its nauseating jollity and faux fun.

Unlike most of the people he knew he had no happy memories to anesthetise him against those occasions.

His parents were alcoholics and from a very early age he had learned to fend for himself and most of his childhood memories of the big holidays he would rather have forgotten.

That was until Holly Davis opened his eyes to new possibilities and he realised that Christmas and other holidays could also magnify joy and that life was full of wonderful possibilities, and as they lay in each other’s arms in the early hours of New Year’s Day, having just made love for the first time, Holly proposed that they run the Pig and Whistle together.

Despite his first doubtful thoughts, when he thought it may just have been post coital exuberance on her part, Steve agreed, based on the way the two of them had worked together through the Christmas period.

 

When he returned to his day job on January 5th his first action was to hand in his notice, much to the annoyance of his employers and the consternation of his co-workers, and his second action was to put his flat on the market.

Some of his friends suggested that he was burning his bridges whereas Steve believed he was merely following his heart.

Holly was buying the pub from her Uncle Phil, who sadly would not be around much longer, but even allowing for the discounted price he was asking, she could only just afford it with the sale of her house and virtually all of her savings, which didn’t allow her any extra for the improvements she wanted to make.

She could of course take out a mortgage for what she needed but she didn’t really want to begin with a debt.

Holly had no idea Steve had put his flat up for sale, in fact Holly didn’t even know if he owned his own flat, it wasn’t until the beginning of February when he said

“I have officially burned my bridges”

“What do you mean Hon?” She said

“I am now unemployed and homeless”

He said and handed her the written offer on his flat

“What are you saying?” Holly asked

“Our nest Egg” he said

“Are you sure?”

“All or nothing” he said

So, Steve and Holly became partners in the Pig and Whistle, and they sealed the deal in what had become their customary manner.

 

The Pig and Whistle had once been the Railway Hotel, up until the second world war when the Station was bombed out of existence.

In the post war years when the new station was built, it was inexplicably sited a mile away from its Hotel.

The Hotel was then sold off after nationalization and renamed.

It was ideally situated close enough to town to benefit from foot traffic but far enough away from the hot spots to avoid the weekend binge drinkers.

There was another hidden benefit of their location which would not be discovered until much later.

There were significant improvements made to the exterior of the building by Phil’s predecessor, upvc soffits, guttering and double glazing were installed as well as a number of others in fact it was improved to such an extent that they ran out of money, which was how Phil got it so cheap.

He and his wife Pat had big plans for the place but when she died suddenly the light went from his world as did his purpose for existing and he rather lost interested in the pub.

“So where do we start?” Holly said

“The roof” he replied

There was some remedial work required to the chimneys and some slates had been displaced in the winter storms.

“We can claim for the storm damage on Phil’s insurance and while they are up there, they can do the chimneys” he said

“Excellent” she said “That will save us a bit”

“And then we should complete the kitchen extension and the Conservatory” Steve said

Phil and Pat had applied for planning permission before she died but it would run out in April, so the clock was running in that regard but Abbeyvale conservatories were keen to finish the job they had started more than a year earlier.

In fact, they were so keen Steve was able to negotiate a reduction on the installation cost.

So that was all set-in motion and then they turned their attention to the interior.

 

Holly had worked in hospitality since she was at college and of all the things she had learned, the one that stood out for her was not to put all your eggs in one basket, you had to diversify but equally don’t try to be all things to all men.

It was an old pub with a big open bar, Holly wanted to reinstate the old layout and return it to three separate bars.

The lounge bar for the conversational drinkers, a TV bar for the sports fans and a games room for darts, pool etc. and then the conservatory would be for the diners.

“I bow to your superior knowledge of hospitality Holl” he said “I’m just a bean counter, and as such I can say that it would be a relatively small outlay to replace the internal walls and it will be less expensive in the long run to heat three small spaces than one large”

“So, is that a yes then?” Holly teased

 

It was essential they started getting customers through the door so they couldn’t afford to have the pub closed for any length of time.

A pub the size of the Pig and Whistle would haemorrhage money at an alarming rate with the doors closed.

They wouldn’t be able to pay the staff and so they would have to find other work and then you’ve lost your experienced workforce.

Holly decided they wouldn’t close for any longer than was necessary for the refurbishment.

So, they closed for two days for the builders to put in the stud walls between the bars and closed the lounge bar for one week to decorate.

Then a week later they closed the TV bar for a week and repeated the process for the games room.

So, by the middle of March all three bars had been decorated and re-carpeted plus the Conservatory was complete and ready for use. 

 

The repairs and renovations, plus some new fixtures and fittings cost them just under half of their nest egg, which they were exceedingly pleased with, but they knew that if they didn’t get a steady trade through the door the remainder would be eaten up just in running costs.

They could put on novelty nights like Pub quizzes, or a clairvoyant doing readings, open mic comedy nights, poetry slams and the like but they planned to steer clear of live music or DJ’s, Holly thought they were more trouble than they were worth in the long run.

Also, they had to make the most of the annual special occasions, all those dates in the calendar that Steve had a phobia about in fact, but they had just missed out on St Patrick’s Day.

However, gimmicks only got you so far, the bread and butter patrons needed a reason to come back for the rest of the time.

The food would certainly help with that, especially with the conservatory.

It was midway through March when Holly and Steve sat down to catch their collective breaths, one evening on the patio in the pub garden.

“You know what’s next?” Holly said

“Another drink” Steve said hopefully

“The Garden” she said bleakly

It would have been more appropriately called the jungle.

It had been largely neglected not only by Phil but by his predecessors as well because the extent of the growth had occurred over more than a generation.

As luck would have it there were three regulars who drank at the pub, the Beaumont brothers, who were proper old country boys and the jungle was right up their street.

 

When they approached the Beaumont’s, they gladly picked up the gauntlet and they and various other members of the family pitched up the next day and got straight down to it and by the end of the second day they had made great progress and as they sat down to an end of day pint Steve asked

“How’s it going?”

He hadn’t anticipated it would take that long with such a large crew and his bean counters brain was doing cartwheels

“Another day clearing” Kenny Beaumont said “But you can at least get down to the River now”

“River?” he said, “What river?”

“The Trott” Old George replied

Just at that moment Holly stepped out from the Conservatory

“Did you know the garden backed onto a River?” Steve asked

“No” she replied with surprise

“Well it’s there Missy” Old George said and chuckled

“Well we’d better go and have a look then” She said to Steve and took his hand, pulling him to his feet.

It was a much longer walk than they anticipated, the pub garden which they thought was huge to begin with was almost three times bigger than it appeared to be before the Beaumont’s got to work.

In fact, it was bigger than either of them had anticipated and the great bonus was that the garden led down to a section of the river Trott, only accessible from the pub garden.

Holly and Steve didn’t even realise they were that close to the river

“Wow” Holly said as they stood on the bank

“Ka-ching” Steve responded

“Spoken like a true bean counter” Holly said and laughed

 

It was Easter Sunday and the first major occasion since the refurb was completed.

When the Beaumont’s had finished clearing the pub garden there were quite a few large areas of bare earth which needed to be turfed in order for them to make the best use of the garden and the newfound view of the river.

And a month later it had taken sufficiently to take a light cut and the overall effect wasn’t bad at all, viewed from the patio.

The improvements to the beer garden would bring great rewards with summer just around the corner.

 

It wasn’t quite an uninterrupted view of the river, as they thought it expedient to have a small wicket fence put up to separate the garden from the running water and thus prevent small children venturing to close and being washed away.

Holly had arranged an Easter Egg hunt straight after church, they had invited the children from the local area via Sunday Schools, cubs, brownies and primary schools, the idea being the children would come along for the egg hunt and their parents would spend over the bar and buy from the BBQ.

Holly and the other girls had been out that morning and hidden the cream eggs and every child who took part would get a ticket for the Easter Egg raffle.

It was an excellent turn out in the April sunshine and there were so many children they had to go out in groups, the youngest went first.

“Ok Children, only six eggs each” Holly said dressed in a pink puffy dress and a flowered Easter bonnet. “One…Two…Three…Go”

And off they went in all directions like marbles in a game.

Steve was down by the fence making sure none of them reached the water’s edge and he watched the beautiful girl in the Easter dress amidst the mayhem laughing as the children raced around her, and he knew at that moment without any shadow of doubt that he was in love with her.

 

When all the children had their eggs everyone repaired inside for the big draw, this was tactically delayed to allow the adult’s time to recharge their glasses and it was in the bar after the last prize was won and presented that Steve stepped forward and called.

“Could I just have your attention for a moment?”

The assembled crowd hushed and turned their gaze on him, and he continued

“I would just like to take this opportunity to thank our lovely hostess Holly for putting on such a fun activity today”

A round of applause rippled around in response.

“And I would like to present her with this special gift”

And Steve handed her with great aplomb, a handmade Easter egg which she quickly unwrapped

“It’s lovely” she said, “Thank you” and then she kissed him.

“Read the instructions” he instructed

On the egg was a handwritten card which read

“Must be opened upon receipt”

So, Holly placed the egg on the table and obediently untied the ribbon holding the two halves of the egg together, and as they separated it revealed inside, where the handmade chocolates should have been, a small square box.

She handed the egg to Steve and opened the box to reveal that it contained a small Ceylon sapphire ring that he had bought in a local antique shop.

“Does this mean what I think it means?” she asked quietly

“I don’t know, do you think it means I want to marry you?” Steve said

“Yes” she said

“Good because that’s exactly what it means” he replied

“Will you marry me?”

“Yes! Yes! Yes!” she screamed and the whole place was in uproar.

Friday, 2 April 2021

THE GIRL IN THE ONE-PIECE DRESS

 

The girl in the one-piece dress

Figure hugging

Seamless and crease free

Smooth and fluid

A curvy lass

No bones showed through

Everything moved in unison

Smooth as liquid silk

In fact, the contents of that dress

Seemed not to be a solid

So fluid was the movement

LOVE IS LAYERED

Love is layered,

Sedimentary

Each layer secured

By the one above

Love is not shallow

Love is deep

And does not lay

Beneath a fragile crust

PRETTY GIRL ON A BICYCLE # 4

 

Pretty Girl on a bicycle

In a low-cut top

Whose baps almost popped out

I didn’t think they’d stop

 

She saw me looking

Smiled and shook her head

I smiled back, gave a shrug

To say “enough said”

Snippets of Downshire Life – Holy Week – Holy Saturday

 

The Finchbottom Vale nestles comfortably between the Ancient Dancingdean Forest to the south and the rolling Pepperstock Hills in the north, and to the east 15 miles inland from Sharpington-By-Sea, equidistant between the seaside resort and Pepperstock Green was the rambling village of Brookley and at its heart was St Mildred’s Church.

The villager’s spiritual needs were met by its vicar Rev Cecil Payne who lived at the adjacent vicarage with his wife Lily and their six unmarried daughters, Chrissie, Daniela, Hazel, Heather, Katie and Elise.

Cecil and Lily loved their children very much but as they reached the time in their lives when they were nearing their sixties and they had expectations for their daughters.

For Lily her hopes involved the grandchildren that were not forthcoming whereas Cecil just wanted them to spread their wings, but as Easter loomed, there was no sign of either of them getting their wish, but the power of prayer was a wonderful thing and both parents prayed for their daughters. 

However 24 year old Hazel had already found love, and that love had lasted since she was eight years old when she fell in love with music.

Hazel was a very accomplished musician, and an exceptional talent, and was something of a prodigy and could have pursued a career had she not also loved God and between her music and her faith she had no room in her heart to love anyone else as well.

But as Easter approached something happened that turned her world upside down when they were at the height of the rehearsals for Easter, when at the beginning of Holy week, she tripped down the church steps and broke her arm.

The choir rehearsals ground to a halt as she was confined to the Vicarage to rest, while frantic phone calls began to find someone of a decent enough standard to fill her shoes and it took a couple of days phoning around the county to find Harry Paul who had just completed his Masters at Abbottsford.

 

Harry was another prodigious talent but unlike Hazel he was a relatively new convert to the faith.

It was when he was in his first year at University and having arrived from a rural community to a large and busy city, of all things that might have happened to him, the most surprising thing was that, despite the fact that he had always believed himself to be an atheist, he had found solace in God.

He wasn’t sure where it came from, it certainly wasn’t from his upbringing, and although his grandmother and grandfather were both from strict Methodist families his parents were not believers themselves.

In fact he had never even set foot in a Church until he was almost 19, when one of his housemates asked him to escort her to mass at St Hilda’s Church, on one cold dark December night.

Glenda was the chorister and her presence was very much required but her usual companion was unwell so she was facing the walk there and back on her own.

But Glenda was of a nervous disposition and really needed an escort so Harry volunteered.

He planned to walk her to the door, leave her there in the safety of the church and then pick her up later, but it was a bitterly cold night so Glenda persuaded him to go inside.

“You can just stand at the back”

“Ok” he agreed but as soon as he walked through the doors he felt it, it was like a comforting hand settling on his shoulder and he immediately felt at home.

 

After that first time he became a regular and within six months he playing church music, although St Hilda’s didn’t have an organ so it was a further year before he had his first experience of a real church organ, and he enjoyed it so much that he chose organ music for his masters.

He quickly gained a reputation as a talented and gifted exponent on the instrument and was very soon asked to sub for organists at Churches all over Abbottsford.

So when Arthur Owens, Vicar of St Hilda’s heard on the grapevine that his old friend Cecil Payne was in dire need of an organist with Easter looming he didn’t hesitate to suggest Harry Paul for the task.

He even drove him over to Brookley to introduce him to his friend and when Harry entered St Mildred’s during Holy week he again felt Gods hand on his shoulder so he knew at once that he was where he was meant to be.

“Good to see you again Cecil” said Arthur and the two men embraced.

Introductions were made and then the two clergymen went off to the Vicarage and left Harry with choirmaster Robert Perry who introduced him to the instrument, and the choir.

 

There was no time however for him to ease into the role because even though St Mildred’s had found Hazels replacement relatively quickly they still lost two days rehearsal, which was time that had to be made up so Harry hit the ground running because as Easter approached the Choir needed to intensify the rehearsals to catch up and he was impressed as everyone involved gave total commitment and worked diligently to make up for lost time.

He was starting to panic as he had another piece to play in the Good Friday service that did not involve the Choir that he needed to practise.

But when it got to the evening of Maundy Thursday there was only Heather Payne’s Good Friday solo, and Choirmaster Robert Perry kept insisting on Heather doing the solo over and over, not because he was a hard task master, it was obvious that he was mesmerised by her angelic voice, and appearance.

However Harry eventually called a halt to proceedings when Robert asked to go again.

“I don’t think that’s necessary, it’s getting late and you can’t improve on perfection”

“No you’re quite right” Robert agreed with his eyes still fixed on Heather.

 

Once the choirmaster and his angel had gone he set about practising one of the two pieces he needed to rehearse, and it was the one he was performing the next day that he gave his immediate attention to, and fortunately it was the easier of the two but he still stayed at the organ until the early hours, and would have stayed longer if the Vicar hadn’t dragged him away to the Vicarage.

But the next day he was up early and was on the way out the front door of the Vicarage before Lily Payne caught him by the arm.

“Oh no you don’t young man” she said

“But I really need to get back to the church” he protested

“Not without some breakfast inside you” she insisted and steered him into the dining room where the entire Payne clan were sitting around the table and apart from Heather and the Vicar there were unfamiliar faces looking back at him.

“Harry dear boy” the Vicar said amiable “let me introduce you to the brood”

 

The Vicar went around the table introducing his daughters in turn, but it was the last of the six who had caught his attention.

She was a very striking looking young woman with long brown hair, tied in a French Plait, she was also very straight backed and showed a confidence he might otherwise have found quite disarming, but Harry very much liked what he saw, and he knew from the fact that she had her arm in a sling that she was Hazel, the organist.

“And you must be the organist” Harry said “You have a great reputation, I look forward to hearing you play, by all accounts you not only play beautifully but have a great repertoire”

“Well that’s kind of you to say” she responded and blushed at the compliment

Harry sat down at the table and Mrs Payne put a plate of Bacon and Eggs in front of him

“Thank you” he said and then addressed Hazel again

“How long before you’re on the mend?”

“At least six weeks” she said sadly

“I can’t imagine not being able to play for that long” Harry said

“It’s not great” she agreed “but I’m counting the days”

“Well I promise I’ll do my best in your absence” Harry said

“I just hope I can do that wonderful instrument justice”

“I’d love to come and listen to you practice” Hazel said

“I’m afraid not” Mrs Payne said “You have to rest”

“But I can rest and listen at the same time” she pleaded

“Absolutely not” her mother insisted “But if you do as you’re told and spend the day resting you can come to the service this evening”

Hazel rolled her eyes and frowned in response and Harry smiled

“Sorry” he whispered conspiratorially

“I hope they let you out later”

 

He only managed to get just over an hour of practise in, as the church was quite busy being prepared for the service.

It was an important day in the church calendar and could either be at noon or in the evening but at St Mildred’s it was the latter.

 

That evening everything came together and all the choir practice and his additional sessions paid off, not that Harry himself was convinced, and he had his doubts as he descended the steps but as he planted his foot on the final step he looked up and saw Hazel Payne sitting on the front pew and when their eyes met she smiled and gave him the thumbs up with her good hand.

He was going to go and speak to her but her mother quickly spirited her away back to the safety of the Vicarage.

 

The next day was Holy Saturday, the Great Vigil of Easter, and when he got downstairs he thought he would report to the dining room, he told himself it was because he didn’t think he should attempt to leave without breakfast again, but in reality he was hoping to engage with Hazel again.

Because it was so rare for him to have someone to talk to about proper music, let alone church music, and even rarer than that, organ music, well that was what he told himself but actually he really liked her.

Unfortunately when he walked in he found no table full of Payne’s, just the Vicar.

So he had coffee and toast and then walked over to the church.

 

Hazel managed to slip out of the Vicarage without being seen after her mother left to drive to the supermarket.

She expected to find Harry practising and when she entered she found him doing battle with a piece by Wesley.

Hazel was an accomplished organist and had played at the church for many years but she hadn’t just sat in the church and listened to the music, so she did just that and she sat in a pew with her eyes closed and moved her hand and fingers of her good hand as if she were playing it herself and when the piece was finished she nodded and smiled and when Harry emerged from behind the curtain she said

“Well done”

“Oh bless me” he said “you scared me”

“Sorry” Hazel said and giggled

“That’s ok I just didn’t know there was anyone else here” he said

“How come you’re still practising?” she asked “You really don’t need too”

“That’s very kind of you to say so” he said “I needed to reacquaint myself with the piece”

“That makes sense then” she said “It’s a tricky piece if you haven’t played it in a while”

“I bet you wish you were playing it” he said

“Yes, but alas I won’t be playing it this Easter” she said wistfully “I will be quite rusty by the next one”

“Would you like to play now?” he asked hopefully

“I’d love to, but I can’t” she replied nodding towards her sling.

“We could do it together” he suggested “You can play the right hand and I’ll play the left”

“Oh yes please” she replied enthusiastically

 

So they spent the next two hours playing together on the organ and they would have gone on longer had they not been disturbed by her mother.

“Hazel!! Is that you?”

The music stopped abruptly and they looked at each other and Hazel shook her head’

Mrs Payne waited for a reply then Harry’s face appeared from around the curtain

“Hello Mrs Payne” he said

“Ah Harry is Hazel with you?”

“No I’m afraid not, I haven’t seen her since yesterday”

“Oh dear I was convinced she’d be in here” Mrs Payne said

“Well if I see her I will be sure to deliver her to the Vicarage without delay” he said

“Ok dear” she said an walked briskly off

 

“Thank you for fibbing” Hazel said “I’m having fun and I’m not ready to stop yet”

“That’s ok” he said “I’m enjoying it too but just another half an hour, you are looking a bit pale”

“Fair enough” she agreed

 

As it turned out she only managed fifteen minutes as fatigue set in and she asked

“I think I need to go home now, will you take me?”

“Of course” he said and helped her down the steps then she took his arm and they walked slowly to the door.

Once outside they started down the steps and her legs went wobbly so he scooped her up in his arms.

“Goodness knows what I’m going to tell your mother” he said

“Tell her you found me sitting in the gallery” she responded quietly

“I don’t like lying to her” he said

“If you tell the truth she might not let me see you again” she said in barely more than a whisper

“And you wouldn’t like that?” he asked

“No I would not” she retorted

“Then I shall fib” he declared and smiled

 

The Vicarage door was open by the time he got up the path and her mum was by the door, but she had no question for him, so no lie was required, instead she led the way and he followed on and he carried her upstairs and lay her on her bed and then her mum and sisters took control and he was surplus to requirements.

 

The Great Vigil of Easter, is a service held in traditional Christian churches as the first official celebration of the Resurrection of Jesus, which is held in the hours of darkness between sunset on Holy Saturday and sunrise on Easter Day, most commonly in the evening of Holy Saturday, and is the first celebration of Easter.

There is some music during the service, but there was more prayer and meditation than music, but Harry was not meditating on Christ’s Passion and Death, his thoughts and prayers were exclusively for Hazel and her well-being and he swore a vow never to put her at risk again. 

At the end of the service proper when his contribution was over he went to a vacant pew and knelt on a hassock and prayed and after a few minutes Mrs Payne knelt beside him and put her hand on his.

“She wants to see you”

“She’s alright?” he turned and asked her

“She’s fine now, she was just exhausted” she said then she smiled and added

“Organ playing will do that to you”

“You knew?”

“I always know” she replied “What I was unsure of was whether it was you or the music that was keeping her there”

“And?”

“And you will need to go and see her to find that out” she replied enigmatically and left him to ponder.

In truth his pondering lasted milliseconds and he headed as quickly as was expedient without breaking into a run.

When he got back to the Vicarage he was met by a smiling Heather who said

“Wow that was quick, go on up, she’s waiting for you”

So without responding verbally he went up the stairs to Hazel’s room.

The door was open slightly but before he proceeded he took a moment to collect himself, took a deep breath and then knocked.

“Come in”

Harry accepted the invitation and pushed the door open to find a radiantly smiling Hazel sitting up in bed looking the picture of health, albeit with the assistance of her sisters, and a touch of makeup. 

 

Suffice is to say that that Easter marked a special beginning for Harry and Hazel, and Holy Saturday in particular would forever mark the anniversary of when two accomplished organists became a duet.

 

 

Thursday, 1 April 2021

JUST ENOUGH

 

She leant forward,

Bending at the waist,

Just enough

To tighten the fabric

Of her jeans

Shaping and defining

Her buttocks

To pert perfection

Then she leant a little further

Just enough

To expose some dusky flesh

And above her waistband

The merest glimpse

Of pale pink panties

With white lace trim

Showing seductively

Against her dusky skin

Then she straightened up

And turned towards me

Glancing in my direction

She knew I was watching

And she leant forward,

Bending at the waist,

Just enough

To fill her gaping blouse

Her breasts sitting

In pert perfection

Round and full

Encased in pink cups

With white lace trim

Showing seductively

Against her dusky skin

A hint of nipple

A glimpse of areola

Just enough

Through the tight fabric

Deliciously defined

Then she straightened up

Looking towards me

Smiling in my direction

Knowing I was watching

And liking it

DISH OF THE DAY - VIRGINIA

Dear Virginia

No longer the gawky girl

Awkward and ungainly

Self-conscious and ill at ease

Virginia has come of age

And is in full bloom

Once the ugly duckling

Now magnificently dressed

For sumptuous dining

Fit to adorn any table

Well-toned limbs

Golden skinned

And plump breasted

With legs invitingly trussed

Tender and succulent

A main course to suit any palate

To be savoured and devoured