Saturday, 8 May 2021

IT HAPPENED AT THE LIDO – A GIRL NAMED MARIA

 

When I was growing up in the sixties we lived in North London and one of the things I really loved to do was to go swimming.

We were quite well fixed for pools in the area, and I would swim until the chlorinated water left my eyes red and sore.

But of all the pools I swam in, the one I loved to swim in most of all was the Durnsford Road Lido especially during the summer months.

It was only sixpence to get in and for that poultry sum you could stay all day long which of course I did, and I would spend as many days of the holidays there as I could.

Playing with friends and watching Mad Jack stunt diving off the high platform.

When I first started to go there it was just a joy to spend all the time in the sparkling water.

As I got older, I would come to appreciate the many delicacies on which to feast the eyes upon, delicacy’s invisible to the eye of the eleven-year-old boy who first visited the pool.

 

Whenever I arrived there was always someone there that I knew so even if I went on my own, I could quite easily hook up with someone.

Some of them I knew from school others from where I lived, and some were friends of friends.

I always used to take an old penny in the pool, and we would take turns diving down for it or a group of us would play tag.

It was the same friends and the same games every year.

 

On one particular day when I was thirteen, I went with a friend called Keith and his cousin Simon and after spending about an hour diving for a coin we sat on the side of the pool and watched the leathery skinned Mad Jack perform one of his eccentric dives from the high board

Almost before the ripples had subsided Maria Saunders and her friend Lucy ran up behind us and pushed me and Keith in the pool and a chase ensued resulting in Maria and Lucy being thrown in the 8-foot end and then being thoroughly dunked.

This was the normal exchange between the four of us and it had been the way of it since we were first years.

This time however when the four of us played tag it was different.

I eventually caught Maria after a long chase and during the ensuing grapple something happened that had never happened before during our horseplay.

I got a hard on, we had played that game hundreds of times without as much as a tickle in my trunks. 

My first reaction to this unwelcome intrusion was to let go of Maria and swim away.

But the erection merely faded temporarily and as the game of tag continued it returned with a vengeance whenever I got in close proximity of Maria and that afternoon, we seemed destined to be in close proximity most of the time.

After the third attempt at swimming away failed to diminish my woody, I abandoned the  

Tactic.

After all, holding onto Marias voluptuous form whilst sporting a boner was not an unpleasant experience and if she didn’t mind then I didn’t.

I realise looking back that Maria was well aware of my discomfiture and made sure that she rubbed up against me.

Our clinches lasted much longer than normal, and Maria must have been aware of my erection prodding at her nether regions, but she was clearly not repulsed by it, in fact it was her more than I who seemed the most reluctant to desist from our embrace.

And so like an eager confused puppy humping a stranger’s leg I had my first ejaculation in the presence of another human being rubbing up against Maria Saunders.

Happily, although it was the first, I’m pleased to say that it was not to be the last time with Maria, in the pool or out of it.

Wearing a rather smug expression Maria stayed close to me the rest of the day and afterwards I walked her home.

WHEN HARRY MET SALLY

 

Harry’s mind wandered

As he wends his way

Through crowded streets

He would see her that night

Anna, his new love

He could smell her hair

Feel the softness of her skin

He could even taste her

He longed for her

As he remembered

Her smile, her kiss

Her writhing body

Then Harry stepped off the curb

Oblivious

And was struck

By a car unseen

Tossing him like a rag doll

Depositing him unceremoniously

Between car and gutter

As his body lay broken

And bleeding

Where it came to rest

On the unforgiving street

The last image in his mind

Was not the killer car

But his Anna, His new love

As his life ebbed away

His heart beat its last

The paramedic’s best efforts

Were to no avail

A moment’s carelessness

Had cost a young life

His heartbeat no more

In his broken body

Only to beat once more

And reanimate

In another’s chest

To bring new hope

To rekindle another’s existence

Bringing a new beginning for Sally

Which like a phoenix

Rose from the ashes

Of another family’s grief

The Clerembeax Palace Hotel and Spa – Liberation Day, Channel Islands

 

The beautiful Downshire village of Clerembeax St Giles was situated to the west of Abbeyvale located between Grace Hill and Bushy Down and on the outskirts was the Clerembeax Palace Hotel and Spa and one of the rooms was occupied by Paul Jansen, who was part of a wedding party and was a both a business associate of the bride’s father and a friend of the family.

The wedding reception was to be held later that day in the Ballroom, which was where he should have been, checking everything was in order but instead he used his key card to open the door to the bridal suite and as he stepped in Sophia Levitton turned and smiled at him.

“I was hoping you would come”

“I couldn’t keep away” he said

Sophia was sitting at the dressing table wearing only her white lingerie and stockings and behind her, laid out on the bed was an ivory wedding dress. 

Paul walked up behind her and looked at her beautiful reflection in the mirror and placed his hands lightly on her naked shoulders and held her gaze as he gently slipped the bra straps down her arms, and she closed her eyes as his hands journeyed down inside her lingerie.

 

Sophia collapsed onto the bed next to her wedding dress with Paul panting beside her.  

“That was so good” she sighed

“The last time as a single woman” he said and playfully slapped her buttock before starting to redress himself.

“And so much better than my first as a married woman will be” she said and rolled over onto her back.  

“You could elope with me” he said

“You know I want to” she replied

Nothing would have pleased her more than to run away and marry her lover Paul, but her father Michael would never have tolerated it, it would have never been forgiven.

He banged on endlessly about the importance of tradition and marrying within her faith and how it was imperative she went through with an arranged marriage.

She had been raised as a dutiful Jewish daughter and agreed, however reluctantly, but her heart belonged to Paul.

But she hated her father as he had proven himself to be unworthy of her loyalty, as she had discovered that the wedding was actually a business transaction and had little or nothing to do with duty, honour and faith and was more to do with being married off to the highest bidder.

“Then come with me now” he urged “We could be in Guernsey by morning”

“My father will never forgive me” she said as she sat up

“I know”

“Or you” she added

“I know, and I don’t care”

“And he will never do business with you again” she pointed out

“I only tolerate him because I love you” he said and offered her his hand, which she took

“Do you mean it?” she asked as he pulled her to her feet

“Do you doubt it?” he retorted

“Not for a moment” she replied, and they kissed

“So, are we doing this?” he asked

“Yes, but I need to change” she replied and began to undo her suspenders

“No don’t take them off, you’re going to need those?”

“Oh” she replied “So you only want me for my underwear”

“I want you under any circumstances” he corrected her “I want you in the lingerie, because it was what you were wearing the last time we made love when you were another man’s bride, and I want you to be wearing it the first time I make love to you as my bride to be”

“I want that too” she said which put a bloom on the cheeks of the blushing bride.

 

After pulling her jeans on over her white stockings and a t-shirt over her top, she threw a few essentials, and those items that were precious to her into a bag and they left the bridal suite and waited in his suite while he did the same, the rest could be collected at a later date.

They then snuck down the back stairs and out the fire escape twenty yards from where his car was parked, there were a few guests wandering the grounds, enjoying the fine weather, he didn’t recognise any of them, but he took no chances and opened the back door and Sophie slipped onto the back seat where she hid under his coat.

He got in the car and quickly checked she couldn’t be seen before he drove off.

Once they were past the milling guests and through the village she was able to sit up.

He pulled into a layby and she got in the passenger seat and buckled up and they set off again.

He phoned the Hotel manager, Hannah Morgan, on route to Grace Hill airfield, where he kept a twin-engine Cessna, and explained his rushed departure, and settled his bill and instructed her regarding his luggage.

“They’ve noticed you’ve gone” he said when he disconnected

“And your Dad is seriously pissed off”

“Good” she said

 

“Last chance to turn back” he said as they sat in the plane taxiing on to the runway

“I don’t need another chance, I’ve made my decision” she said and looked at him “And I know it’s the right one and I never want to go back”

I NEVER EVER TOLD YOU

 

I fell in love with you

When you were eight, I was eight too

You had no front teeth

And you were freckled and chubby too

I loved you

But I never ever told you

 

I didn’t love you

Because of how you looked you see

I loved you because

Of what I could see inside, deeply

 I loved you

But I never ever told you

 

I couldn’t help loving you

I loved you irresistibly

I hid my feelings

Loving you in secret and invisibly

I loved you

But I never ever told you

 

When you were thirteen

You changed overnight from pupae

And transformed

Magically into a beautiful butterfly

I loved you

But I never ever told you

 

Had the ugly duckling

Still been here today

I would have swept you up

And carried you away

I love you

But I will never ever tell you

I will keep my love locked away

But I will love you

Until my dying day

EMPTY

 

The empty ache of loneliness

A hollow emptiness

A desperate want

For their caress

To fill the void

Left by invisibility

Butterflies flutter

When you meet their gaze

Knees weaken, just for a second

As they brush past

Then light-headedness

When you smell their scent

Then later

In the quiet of the night

The empty void of want

Loins aching for them

Then hollow emptiness

The constant companion

The loneliness

Of unrequited love

Friday, 7 May 2021

Uncanny Love Tales – (022) The One

Scott Sanderson had spent years looking for “the one” but consistently failed to locate her.

Even years of running the gauntlet of well-meaning friends, throwing what they considered to be suitable candidates in his path, had not paid dividends.

The problem was that he was too fussy, apart from her needing to be a petite brunette “the one” needed to meet his usual criteria, attractive, kind, loving and have a true of heart.

But in addition, he was searching for someone with a moral compass, a practicing Christian preferably, a church goer at least, though not someone permanently on their knees, a devout girl but not a pious one.

He wanted a girl who was sexy but not tarty, attractive but not vain, feminine but possessed of modesty.

A girl with good dress sense, free of tattoos and body piercings, well mannered, and lady like, definitely not someone who drank from a bottle.

However, with every passing day Scott had become convinced he was looking for someone who didn’t really exist.

 

Philippa Pullinger met most, if not all, of Scott’s criteria, she was blessed with great kindness, a quality in his opinion unfailingly underappreciated in the modern world.

She was a shining girl, intelligent but not academically bright, but inclined towards an unquenchable work ethic.

Attractive but not showily so, Philippa was certainly feminine, brunette, and petite, but there was something else in her nature, just simple goodness perhaps, which was a quality that Scott had not bargained for.

Philippa believed in goodness and everlasting life and of course good and evil.

Philippa too was searching, she was searching for a man who shared her faith and who put others before himself, a good man.

And she had sought him all of her life.

 

So you would think that, considering they were in reality searching for each other, and that they were actually perfect for each other,  they might have realised by that point that the other actually existed, the fact that they didn’t was all the more surprising when you consider that they worked in the same building and for the same company.

 

Scott had worked for Davis and Cooper in Abbottsford, since he left school, aged sixteen.

He started in the yard, fetching, and carrying, loading, and unloading, but that was almost 20 years ago.

Now he was a project manager and ordered others to fetch and carry, leading him ultimately to spend more and more time behind a desk.   

He was more accustomed to working on construction sites amongst hard working, hard living, and hard talking men and was all too familiar with their baser natures.

But somehow, he had always managed to raise himself above the mire and walked the Christian path.

Yet he had always had to walk the righteous path alone.  

 

Philippa also joined Davis and Cooper straight from school, but she spent the first ten years of her working life in the smaller Abbeyvale office, but when the recession hit, the company had to rationalise and the Abbeyvale office closed.

There were redundancies as well, in both towns but Philippa was one of the lucky ones and was transferred to the head office.  

    

The recession also hit Scott pretty badly, he had to let a lot of good people go, and his workload had to increase to make up the short fall in manpower, this also meant that what little free time he had previously was as a result greatly reduced. 

 

Philippa was not wholly happy with her situation either, when it first happened she was sad because she had lost a lot of good friends in Abbeyvale, and she’d had to uproot herself from her home and move to a town where she knew nobody.    

She was an orphan and had no family and even her adoptive parents were gone.

After selling her house in Abbeyvale and moving to the more expensive Abbottsford she had no money left and she had ended up with a more modest home, but all of that she could easily have coped with but that wasn’t the worst of it.

She was placed in a busy office on the Finance and Admin floor, among a gaggle of chattering young girls, she thought they were girls even though they were in their mid-twenties.

She thought they were girls compared to her as she was thirty-two and they were younger and very immature.

Philippa was instantly unpopular with them, firstly because she was replacing someone they liked, someone nearer their own age, someone equally vacuous and loose moraled who let them skive and secondly because she was a grownup who was good at her job.

Philippa was instantly at odds with the silly tarty girls in their short skirts and low-cut tops, loudly sharing the intimate details of their latest indiscretions with anyone in earshot.

“Look at me, look at me” they seemed to scream “everybody look at me”

She thought they were the type of girls who ended up drunk in the gutter showing the world their manicured intimate parts.

They despised her for her quiet efficiency and mocked her for her diligence, in fact, they openly mocked her to her face.

They also called her names behind her back, steel draws, the nun, little Miss Cherry and Mary, as in the Virgin Mary.

However, all of this was water off a duck’s back to her, she just ignored them and got on with her job, and her diligence didn’t go unnoticed.

She was always the “go to” girl when there was overtime available, and it was her work ethic that was recognised by the managers when pay raises and bonuses were in the offing.

Philippa didn’t mind being the odd one out or being the butt of her colleagues jokes, she was happy with her life choices and the brash tarty girls came and went over the six years she was in Abbottsford, where she was a constant and she now had the experience and the qualifications and just looked forward to a time when she would share her work place with people of like mind and her life choices would be the norm.

As for the men in the building they all seemed perfectly happy with empty headed tarts, in fact the tartier the better seemed to make them most content.  

 

Scott worked on the fifth floor in the projects department but he occasionally had to go down to Finance and Admin on three, to discuss budgets but he only ever noticed the tarty girls he never saw Philippa working diligently at her desk, head down. 

He treated all the women on the third floor with equal contempt and he wrongly tarred them all with the same brush.

 

For six years Scott Sanderson and Philippa Pullinger worked in the same building and never met until one Friday evening in October.

Scott had been working late again and got in the lift on the fifth floor at 7.55pm.

He was not in the best of moods as he had not intended to work that late, he had somewhere to be, and he didn’t want to be late.

Philippa had worked later than planned as well, as it was Friday. The lazy little princesses had all finished early in order to go out and get drunk to point of unconsciousness, or shit faced to use the modern parlance, before having a knee trembler in a bus shelter, or behind the bins.

But whatever state they would end up in they had left her to do all the reports.

She stayed as late as possible but then she had to go, so she packed up and grabbed some folders and headed towards the lift.

Philippa would ordinarily take the stairs but with her arms full of homework for the weekend she decided to take the lift.

She pressed the button and a moment later the doors opened, and she stepped in.

The lift wasn’t empty, a man that she vaguely recognised was in there already and he had a bundle of files under his arm too, she gave him a cursory glance, he definitely wasn’t one of the dogs that sniffed around her office, but she must have seen him somewhere.

 

When the doors opened and Philippa stepped in, his heart sank but then on closer inspection he thought that she wasn’t dressed like one of the third-floor sluts and she didn’t smell like a tarts handbag so he thought he could cope.

It was a shame really because physically she ticked all his boxes, it was just a shame she was from the 3rd floor.

“At least there’s only one of them” he thought to himself “and its only three floors”

The doors closed and the lift started to descend, but after a few seconds the car came to a juddering halt.

“Oh no” Philippa said, “Why today?”

She said it without anger or fear and that impressed Scott it was said more out of exasperation.

“Somewhere to be?” Scott asked and pressed the alarm

“Yes” she replied and put her things on the floor but didn’t elaborate.

He supposed she was going clubbing or something equally frivolous.

“How many of you are there?” A voice asked

“Two” Scott replied

“Ok, we’ll have you out as soon as”

It was Scott’s turn to put his things on the floor and then he sat down beside them. 

“I hope it won’t be too long” he said

“Why? Do you have somewhere to be?” she asked and also sat down

“Yes, I do” he replied “and I particularly wanted to be there on time”

“Oh, yes? What is it a new restaurant?” she asked

“Of a sort” he replied

“What about you?” Scott asked, “are you off clubbing?”

“Certainly not” she said with disgust “I have more important things to do with my time”

Scott was just digesting her answer and considering his next question when the lift came to life again and continued its descent.

“Excellent” He said and stood up, then he offered his hand to Philippa

“Quite so” she agreed and took his hand “Thank you”

“My pleasure” he said and by the time they had gathered their things together the lift had reached the ground floor and the door opened.

Scott stood aside and let her exit first which he thought she would probably consider an act of sexism.

“Thank you” she said appreciating the gentlemanly gesture and added  

“I hope you make it on time”

“You too” he replied  

 

They quickly got to their respective cars and headed in opposite directions to their homes.

Philippa lived the closest and she was fed, showered, changed and on her way out the door before Scott had even reached his front door.  

When he did, he closed the door behind him and went straight to the kitchen and made himself a sandwich.

He ate it far too quickly to be healthy and was still chewing as he stepped into the shower and he would have heartburn for the rest of the night.

He dried himself and dressed in warm clothes and was then on his way.

Scott parked the car in Church Street and checked his watch as he hurriedly walked toward his destination, he was twenty minutes late.  

He looked through the window and saw it was quite busy and a queue had formed.

Scott walked around to the side door and walked in and undid his coat as he did so

“I’m terribly sorry I’m so late” he said “I got stuck in a lift”

“Well, they all say that” she said as she turned around and Scott saw that it was the girl from the lift, and that was how their mutual lifelong searches came to an end at the South Abbottsford soup kitchen.

ALONE

 

Tears stung her eyes

And her voice cracked

As she remembered

Her loss hung heavy

Since he, what?

Even now she can’t say it

Could not utter the word

Euphemisms fill her head

Crossed over, left the world, 

Gone to a better place

He’s in the next room

Passed away

Other people can say dead

But she cannot

Seven years have passed

Since it happened, her loss

And she lost so much

A husband, lover, friend

Partner, confident

Soul mate

And even now it hurt

Though the wound

Is an old one

It is still unhealed

Still vivid red, angry

Time is a great healer

They said to help her

To comfort her

But she thinks they lied