Martin Noakes lived alone in the
small country village of Mornington-By-Mere in the Finchbottom Vale which
nestled between the Ancient Dancingdean Forest and the rolling Pepperstock
Hills.
Which was a quaint
picturesque village, a proper chocolate box picturesque idyll, with a Manor
House, 12th Century Church, a Coaching Inn, Windmills, an Old Forge, a
Schoolhouse, a River and a Mere.
He lived in one of the
row of five terraced dwellings, called Brooke Side Cottages, at number 2, which
was in the part of the Village known as Manorside.
Martin was a
well-respected member of the Mornington community, parish councillor, church
warden and school governor.
He had had a very late
night the night before and the next day when he finally arose it was quite
late.
So, after a shower he
walked downstairs to find Mrs Willis hard at work with a j-cloth.
Mrs. Willis was his
cleaner and not an exotic dancer, so the j-cloth was not being used as an
erotic prop but for more mundane reasons.
“Morning Paula” he
said
He had forgotten it
was cleaning day, he usually got himself up early when Mrs Willis was about.
“I think you’ll find
it’s nearer the afternoon sir” she corrected him.
Paula could be a surly
old bird, but she was a marvellous cleaner and absolutely godsend in more ways
than one.
She had the knack of
making him feel like he wasn’t a well-respected pillar of the community and he
found her to be incredibly intimidating, so he made himself a coffee and made
his way to the study.
“I haven’t done in
there yet” she called after him
“That’s ok just come
in when you’re ready” he replied
He closed the door and
switched on the computer and checked his email.
About half an hour
later the door of his study opened and Paula Willis entered wearing her French
maids outfit.
“Is now a good time
sir?” she asked
“Now is a perfect time”
he replied, and Mrs Willis smiled saucily