Wednesday, 13 April 2022

Tales from the Finchbottom Vale – (15) Art and Loneliness

 

Sally Greenland was a sister on the pediatric ward at the Churchill hospital, she was five foot tall and quite trim, but stood an inch or so taller in her stout shoes.

Her uniform fitted her perfectly, tapered at the waist where the broad belt sat.

She was 45 years old but looked older, her once black hair was now streaked with grey like Lily in the Munster’s.

Sally was always smiling, but the ageing in her face wasn’t due to laughter lines.

Life’s hardships and experiences were etched into her face, each line and furrow a sad event or a disappointment, her face was like her résumé.

Sister Greenland always chatted cheerily and a smile was never far from her lips, but although she was always smiling there was pain behind the eyes.

 

Sally was lonely and she went home every night to an empty house, save for her cat.

No husband, boyfriend or significant other and no living parents, siblings and no children.

She had friends of course, many in fact, but you can’t live in the pockets of friends and living your life vicariously was not the healthiest option in the long run.

But she wasn’t an unhappy person, despite her loneliness, she was someone who made the most of things even though she spent more time on her own than she deserved to.

She hadn’t always been alone, she’d had a husband once, but he left her a week before her fortieth birthday and she’d been alone ever since, and a little lonely but she would never have admitted that.

Sally was devastated at the time and it had left her unable to trust for the years following it, but that mistrust merely isolated her from life, and she settled for evenings in front of the TV with a glass of wine and a Rom Com, or a good book, and she loved her garden.

 

Life for her would probably have continued in much the same vein indefinitely had it not been for a number of unrelated events, which taken on their own merits wouldn’t have had the effect they did, but together and in short succession, they altered her perspective fundamentally.  

The first event was the appointment of a new hospital management team, who like all new brooms wanted to sweep clean, but they weren’t the first new brooms she’d had to deal with and they certainly wouldn’t be the last.

The second one was something that should really have been a happy event, her Senior Staff Nurse, Jane Hall had got married and now had a readymade family.

Sally really liked Jane and she was truly happy that she had found someone, but Jane’s obvious happiness on the big day merely underlined her own acute loneliness.

The third event was far more painful to bear, Yvonne Hughes died.

Yvonne was a frequent visitor to the ward and a long-time sufferer from Leukemia.

The first time she was admitted coincided to the day when Sally started on the ward.

They had built up a great rapport over the years and for her to pass at the age of 16 hit everyone who knew her very hard, and Sally even harder.

But that in itself did not break her, death was as much a part of nursing as living was.

No, the straw that broke the camel’s back, so to speak was the death of her cat.    

It wasn’t really a shock as Cleo was old, and nor was it a surprise, she had been ill for some time, it was the timing, just before Christmas and coming on top of everything else.

 

Ever since Sally had separated from her husband, she had volunteered to work at Christmas, as she lived alone and had no family she always worked extra shifts over the Christmas period to cover for the staff who did have family to enjoy the festivities with.

It was quiet on the pediatric ward over the holiday as they always tried to discharge as many children as possible but for those who couldn’t go home the hospital relaxed the visiting hours so that families could share the day and this relaxation of the rules gave her plenty of time to think about her life.

 

From the very first moment Sally had taken the Sisters position on pediatrics she had felt distanced from proper nursing.

She seemed to spend a disproportionate amount of time in long winded and fruitless meetings and as a result she always seemed to be working at arm’s length from the very people for whom she had become a nurse to help in the first place.

So in light of the recent events, which she reran through her head, she also recalled those perfect happy days when she was a student nurse and life was full of fun and the future was something to look forward to with a hopeful heart.

Sally had always loved painting and when she was younger she would often go off to the country with her watercolors and her easel and sit and paint for hours, but when she met her husband who belittled her efforts and undermined her confidence and slowly over the years he browbeat her until she put the paints away for good.

All of a sudden as she sat at her desk reflecting on the past she began to feel very angry with herself for letting him do that to her, but she quickly realized that as he was gone now there was nothing stopping her from getting them out of the cupboard, she could take it up again and revive her passion.

 

By the end of her shift on Christmas Day Sally had decided that things needed to change, she needed to change and her life needed to change.

So over the days following her Christmas Day epiphany she tried to think of a way to achieve the change that she sought and it was New Year’s Eve, another shift she always volunteered for, when it all fell into place.

She opened up the planner on her computer and she totted up all her lieu days and unclaimed annual leave, and was surprised at just how much she had, in fact she was so surprised she checked it again, twice.

 

So once she had confirmed she had sufficient holiday allowance, she then decided on a plan, she filled out her online leave form and booked off the whole month of June.

It would be perfect, June was her favourite month and as the schools wouldn’t have broken up by that time she would have the whole holiday at off peak rates.

“Perfect” she said.

 

When June came around Sally loaded her luggage and her painting equipment into her little car, returning briefly to lock the house, before getting into the car and setting off right on time from her home in Abbeyvale, not that she was on the clock, she had no particular place to get to and no set time to get there.

Sally was feeling very excited as she set off on that Monday morning in June.

She didn’t want to book her accommodation in advance as she didn’t want to be too tied to dates, times and locations.

So she only had the very loosest of itineraries, she had lots of places on her list of possible bases and local attractions she might like to see.

Although in truth she chose most of the places she wanted to see and then looked for places she might stay in proximity to the place of interest, but she didn’t want to get too hung up on where and when.

If she didn’t get to see places this time around it didn’t really matter as this was not the last holiday she was going to take.

Sally was determined to avoid the motorways so didn’t use the Pepperstock Express Way opting instead to drive through the Finchbottom Vale, so at the end of the first day she hadn’t got as far as she thought she would and hadn’t even got anywhere near even the most southerly place on her itinerary.

So she decided to stop at the first place she liked the sound of, which is how she came to take the road to the village of Sharping St Mary which was only a few miles from Purplemere.

As she drove through the quaint village with its neat cottages Sally kept her eyes peeled for a B&B and it wasn’t long before she spied the Coachman’s Arms Hotel.

“That will do nicely” she said to herself

 

The next morning she settled her bill at the Hotel, said goodbye and loaded her bag into the boot of the car and set off on day two of her sojourn.

Sally liked Sharping St Mary, it was quaint, she had toyed with the idea of staying on for a day or two but in the end decided she would push on, but made a mental note to stop there again, on the way back maybe.

When she left the Hotel she didn’t drive out the way she had driven in the night before and headed in the opposite direction, wondering where that might lead her.

She passed the General Store and a small parade of shops, another Pub and a garage, then a row of cottages and the Church before she crossed the stone bridge over the river and out into the country.

It was pretty countryside bathed in the June sunshine, but she only managed another mile or so before her little car started making unfamiliar noises.

“That’s not good” she said just before there was a loud clunk and she lost power, then the car slowed down to a stop.

“That’s definitely not good”

She tried to restart the engine but to no avail.

“Now what?” she said to herself

She didn’t have any kind of breakdown cover, after all she never went anywhere.

It was, she had to admit, an oversight on her part not to have joined the AA, Green Flag or RAC if only in the short term as she was on a month long touring holiday.

“Well at least I’m not far from civilization” she thought to herself.

 

Sally was just getting out of the car to walk back to Sharping St Mary when another car came along from the direction she was traveling in.

The car slowed down as it approached her and a balding head appeared through the driver’s window.

“Do you need any help?” the owner of the head asked

“Yes, I’ve broken down I’m afraid” she replied

“Jimmy Maslen’s your man” he said

“Is that you by any chance?” Sally asked

“Good heavens no” he replied and laughed jovially as he got out of the car.

“I’m Reverend Donald Hart”

He was a tall gaunt looking man who nonetheless wore a warm smile and had laughing eyes.

“Oh I’m sorry” she said and shook the offered hand “Pleased to meet you Vicar, I’m Sally Greenland”

“Well Sally I’ll drive you back to the village if you like” the Vicar said

“I would be grateful” she replied

She retrieved her bags from her car and transferred them to the back of the Vicars.

As he drove away she asked

“So who’s Jimmy Maslen?”

“Oh yes Jimmy” he said “he owns the garage in the village, and he’s a first class mechanic, so shall I drop you there?”

“The Hotel first I think” she replied “judging by the noises my car was making I won’t be going anywhere today”

“Well there are plenty of beauteous things to paint in and around Sharping St Mary” he said as he pulled up in front of the Coachman’s

Sally looked at him curiously and he answered her curiosity

“I noticed your easel”

“Oh I see” she said “Then I’m sure I’ll have some time to put it to good use”

“I’m sure too” he said as Sally opened the car door

“Well this should be amusing” she said

“How so?” the Vicar asked

“I only checked out about half an hour ago, they’ll think I’m mad” she said

 “I’m sure they won’t” he reassured her “I’ll wait here while you check in and then I’ll run you up to Maslen’s”

“That’s very kind but there’s no need” Sally said

“Nonsense” he replied “you might need a translator”

 

Thankfully the receptionist didn’t think she was mad at all when she checked back in and just said

“That’s fate, that is”

Sally didn’t dwell on the subject but was anxious not to keep the Vicar waiting.

She quickly went up to the room and deposited her bags and then returned to the Vicar’s car.

Once she was in the passenger seat he said

“What’s the verdict?”

“That’s fate, that is” she replied mimicking the receptionist’s country accent.

The Vicar was still chuckling as he pulled up outside the garage.

They both got out of the car and a small rotund man approached them

“Morning Vicar” he called “is the old girl playing up”

The Vicar turned to Sally and whispered

“He’s referring to my car” 

As she looked at the oil stained country bumpkin she understood why the Vicar was so amused that she thought he was Jimmy.

She also understood why he mentioned being her translator, Mr. Maslen had a very thick accent and she only got one word in three.

Thankfully the Vicar spoke and understood bumpkin and the upshot was that if she left her keys with him, so they could recover her car and then they would take it from there.

 

Sally thanked the Vicar for his assistance with Mr. Maslen

“I barely understood a word of that” she confessed

“No need for thanks, it was the least I could do for a fellow foreigner” he said

“A foreigner?” she asked

“Someone not from the village” he explained

“Are you not local then?” she asked

“No I’ve only lived here for ten years” the Vicar said

“And you’re still a foreigner?” Sally said

“I’m afraid so”

 

When they got back to the Coachman’s she offered to buy him a coffee as a thank you.

“Alas I have a Parish Council Meeting this morning but come for tea at the Vicarage this afternoon”

“Are you sure?” Sally asked “I’ve taken up so much of your time already”

“My wife Caroline would never forgive me if I didn’t invite you”

 

Caroline Hart was extremely welcoming and she reiterated that she would not have forgiven Donald if he had let Sally leave the village without visiting the vicarage and Sally found that she was every bit as friendly as her husband.

“I never like to miss an opportunity to speak with fellow foreigners and get news from the outside world” she said “Don’t get me wrong we love living here. It’s a beautiful corner of the world and the people are lovely but it’s nice once in a while to hear real news”

“You make it sound like we’re in the colonies” Donald said and poured the tea.

“It feels like it at times” Caroline said with a chuckle and then added.

“Donald tells me that you paint”

“Yes” Sally replied “But I’ve only recently come back to it”

“Oh?” she said inquisitively

In response to Caroline’s unasked question Sally went on to explain the circumstances of her epiphany, the events that led up to it and the plans she had made after it and how she ended up in Sharping St Mary.

“That’s fate, that is” Sally remarked mimicking the Coachman’s receptionist’s country accent again.

“Well there are plenty of picturesque scenes in Sharping St Mary” she said

“The Church is very pretty” Sally said

“Yes it is” The Vicar agreed

“It’s even better viewed from the meadow across the river” Caroline added

“Perhaps I’ll paint it from over there then” Sally suggested

“Unfortunately its private property” Donald said

“And the owner Ben Noble is a bit of an old curmudgeon”

“What a shame, do you think it’s worth asking him for permission?” Sally asked “Appeal to his better nature”

“I’m not sure he’s got one” Caroline said then rebuked herself

“No that was unchristian, he’s got one, he just keeps it well hidden”

“He’s not really a people person” said the Vicar

“Though he wasn’t always like that”

“It’s only since his wife Mary died that he’s been so curmudgeonly” Caroline said

“How long?” Sally asked

“Three years” she replied

“She was the sun and the moon in his sky” Caroline added 

“So when her light was extinguished his world went dark”

“Her light still shines just not in this world” Sally said

“Quite so” agreed the Vicar and paused for a moment

“His problem is that he hasn’t forgiven the world for carrying on after her death” he said “or God for taking her”

“Was he very different before her death?” She asked

“Oh yes we were all friends back then” Caroline replied

“We miss them”

“Them?” Sally asked

“I think the Ben we knew died soon after Mary did” Donald said

“We haven’t quite given up on him but we’re close. There is a limit to the number of olive branches you can have thrown back in your face, even a Vicar can’t turn the other cheek indefinitely”

“Well I think I’ll give it a try anyway” Sally said

“He’ll treat you as a hostile” He said

“Look Vicar I’m a sister on a Children’s ward, which is often like bedlam so I think I can handle one old curmudgeon”

 

The next day was Wednesday so after breakfast Sally called in at Maslen’s garage to get an update on her car.

She wasn’t able to find an English to Bumpkin phrase book so she had to wing it.

When she left 10 minutes later she had a definitive date when it would be ready, “sometime soon”. 

Sally then continued on slowly through the village heading for Ben Noble’s farmhouse.

When she was walking down the leafy lane to Old Farm she could see the house and as she approached she could hear muttering and cursing in the vicinity but wasn’t able to pinpoint exactly where is was emanating from.

“Hello!” she called “Mr. Noble!”

“Go away” a curmudgeonly voice replied

“Could I speak to you for a moment” she said

“I’m not buying anything” he snapped

“Good, because I’m not selling anything” she responded

“What do you want then?” he barked and she was then able to hone in on his location.

“I refuse to talk to a bush” she said curtly

There were more rustlings and then he appeared and she was surprised to see that the old curmudgeon was actually not that old, but he was certainly a curmudgeonly.

Sally assessed he was probably not more than two or three years older than she was.

He was of average height, lean but quite muscular, well kempt with greying hair and not unpleasant to look at.

“What were you doing in there anyway?” she asked

“I am trying to reattach the honeysuckle to the trellis, not that it’s any of your business” he replied shortly “now what do you want?”

“Well I’m staying in the village for a few days” She began

“So?” he snapped

“And I was told that you have a wonderful view of the Church from your meadow” she said

“Its private property” he snapped again

“But it does have a pleasant view of the church?” she asked

“Of course”

“Oh good, I just wanted to spend an hour or two in the meadow painting” she said

“No” he instantly replied and returned from whence he came and the rustling continued.

Sally was unhappy with the exchange and was scolding herself for not being more forceful, the only way to deal with a bully was to bully them back.

Sally was just about to tackle him again.

“Oh bugger it” he cursed

And the activity ceased amongst the Honeysuckle and he reappeared with a blood stained hankie wrapped around his hand.

“What’s the matter?” she asked

“Are you still here?” he asked

“What have you done?” Sally inquired

“Nothing” he snapped

“That’s clearly not true, let me look” she insisted

“I don’t need any help” he barked

“Don’t be silly” she scolded

“I’m a nurse, let me see”

He removed the blood stained hankie and she looked at the wound.

“It’s quite deep, but it shouldn’t need stitching” she said “but it will need cleaning, I take it you have a kitchen?”

“Yes of course I do” he replied

“Then lead on McDuff” she commanded

“Has anyone ever told you you’re bossy?” he said crossly

“Oh yes many times” she replied “has anyone ever told you you’re a curmudgeon”

“Only the Vicar” he replied

Sally cleaned the wound thoroughly, dried it well and applied the butterfly stitches from the first aid kit in her bag.

“So the Vicars been telling you my business has he?”

He snapped

“For reasons that are beyond understanding there are people in this village who care about you” she replied “If you ever stopped to think”

“I’m not used to being spoken to like that” he said pompously

“More’s the pity” she replied

There was silence while she dressed his hand and when she’d finished she said

“Now you can’t use it for at least a week or you’ll open it up again”

He held it up and inspected it

“Not a bad job” he said

“Oh high praise indeed, so are you going to let me paint in your meadow?” she asked “Payment in kind for services rendered”

“I wouldn’t have cut my bloody hand in the first place if you had come snooping around” he replied

“Tosh” she responded “you were lucky I was here”

“You are an infuriating woman” Ben said

“Yes I know” she replied “now are you going to show me the way?”

“Bossy mare” he said

 

As they began the walk to the meadow there was initially an awkward silence so Sally told the story of how she had broken down and the Vicar had come to her aid.

“He’s a good man” Ben said “But don’t you tell him I said so”

“So it’s not him you’re mad at, then?” She asked

“What do you mean?” he asked but she didn’t answer as she was looking across the river at the picturesque view of the church.

“Now that’s what I wanted to see” she said

“It’s alright I suppose” he said begrudgingly

Sally scanned along the river bank until she spotted the vicarage garden and saw Caroline on the patio waving at her.

“I’ll leave you to it” he said sulkily

“Thank you Mr. Noble” Sally said

“Ben” he mumbled

“I beg your pardon” Sally asked

“Call me Ben” he said and walked away briskly and Sally returned Caroline’s wave.

 

She spent a very pleasant few hours painting in the meadow and when she was finished she walked back up to the farmhouse but there was no sign of him in his garden so she put a note through his door, thanking him for his permission and mentioning that she hoped she could do the same the following day.

 

It was another fine day on Thursday and Sally set off for the meadow straight after breakfast again.

She called in at the General Store and picked up some bottled water and a sandwich for her lunch, she had forgotten to take anything with her the day before and greatly regretted it.

But as she was leaving the shop she met Caroline Hart, who was on her way in.

“Sally” she said

“Caroline, hi” She replied

“So he let you then?” Caroline asked “how on earth did you manage it”?

“Well at first I was polite, but when that didn’t work I bullied him into submission” Sally replied

“Splendid, well done you” she said and seeing Sally was carrying her painting gear, asked

“Are you going back again?”

“Yes” Sally replied “if I can get away with it”

“Well good luck” Caroline said “come for dinner Friday night and tell us how you got on”

“Ok” Sally said “see you later”

 

She continued on through the village on the beautiful June morning until she reached Old Farm and once again there was no sign of the old curmudgeon so she carried on down the lane to the meadow.

Sally quickly set up her easel and began painting and in what seemed like the blink of an eye the morning was gone so she cleaned her brushes and stopped for lunch.

The afternoon sun was very hot so she packed up around 2 o’clock and headed back up the lane.

She looked for Ben Noble as she passed the house but there was no sign of him outside, she did fancy she saw him at a downstairs window but she wasn’t really sure, but she smiled and waved anyway.

 

On Friday morning she repeated the pattern and set off from the Coachman’s Arms Hotel straight after breakfast, stopping once again at the General Store where she bought her lunch and was striding purposely on along the lane.

She passed the Farmhouse and was set up in the meadow by 10 o’clock.

Sally was sure she noticed a curtain twitch as she passed the house but if it was Ben Noble he didn’t make himself known to her.

It was a little cooler in the meadow that morning than it had been the previous two days with a refreshing breeze blowing off the water.

 

As on her previous visits the time passed very quickly and it was when she was cleaning her brushes in preparation of stopping for her sandwich that she was disturbed by a voice from behind her.

“Hello”

Sally turned around sharply and saw Ben Noble standing a few yards away holding a picnic basket.

“Oh hello” she replied “What have you got there?”

“Lunch” he replied and sat down beside her and opened up the hamper.

 

Sally was quite surprised to see him in the meadow in the first place but was even more surprised to see him not behaving in a curmudgeonly manor and wearing a pleasant expression as he served the lunch.

Afterwards with all the food consumed and as they were on their last glass of wine Sally said

“Thank you so much Ben that was a most pleasant lunch, and very pleasant company”  

“You sound surprised” he said sharply

“Well yes” she replied “But pleasantly so”

 

Sally was a little light headed as they walked back up the lane and when they got to the house she said

“I’m having dinner at the Vicarage tonight”

“Oh yes” he said suspiciously

“I’d like you to join me” Sally said

“Definitely not” he snapped

“Its high time” she said and he shook his head

“What do you think Mary would say? If she could see you hiding yourself away, wallowing in self-pity, being angry with the world and everyone in it”

“What do you know about it” he said angrily “You didn’t even know her”

“Am I wrong then?” Sally asked

“Why can’t you just leave me alone to deal with it in my own way?” he shouted and rushed towards the house

“Because your way is rubbish” she shouted after him

 

After he went inside and slammed the front door Sally was really angry with herself for being so pushy, it was the wine she supposed.

On the way back to the Hotel she mulled over their conversation and wondered if she couldn’t have handled it differently.

When she reached the Coachman’s she went up to her room and lay on the bed and thanks to the half bottle of wine she drank promptly fell asleep and slept for the rest of the afternoon.

 

When she awoke she ran herself a bath and prepared for a long relaxing soak.

“What did it matter anyway” she thought to herself as she lay immersed in the bubbly water “I’ll be gone in a day or two and back on my sojourn”

But a few moments later she said out loud

“Well it matters because I like the miserable old git”

 

After her long relaxing bath she felt suitably refreshed and was possessed of a new resolve.

Having dried her hair and made herself up she put on the most presentable clothes she had packed and stood in front of the mirror to check the damage.

“Well that will have to do” Sally said to herself and then picked up her handbag and left the room.

 

Twenty minutes later she was knocking on Ben Noble’s front door.

It was a few minutes before it opened.

“Good evening Ben” she said

“Hello” he mumbled

“Aren’t you going to invite me in?” Sally asked

“I suppose so” he said grumpily and stepped back to let her in.

“Thank you” she said

“You look very nice” he said quietly

“Well thank you kind sir” She said and gave a little curtsy then there were an awkward couple of minutes when neither of them spoke so Sally looked at her watch and said

“Well we had better make a move, the Harts are expecting us in 10 minutes”

“I’m not going” he said

“Oh yes you are” she said determinedly “Now get your coat”

“I’m not going out” he said resolutely “I’ll get a takeaway and we can eat here”

“Oh I see, so I “look very nice” but you don’t want to be seen with me in public” she said baiting him

“That’s not what I said, you’re putting words in my mouth” he responded

“The Vicarage then” she said firmly “Get your coat”

“You really are bossy” he said slipping his jacket on

“And you really are a curmudgeon” Sally said

 

On the short walk to the Vicarage the conversation between them was restricted to the weather and the picturesqueness of the village.

When they reached the Vicarage he faltered half way along the path so Sally slipped her arm through his and guided him the rest of the way.

She rang the doorbell and a few moments later Caroline answered the door.

“Sally how lovely to see you” then she did a double take of her companion “And Ben, what a wonderful surprise, come in, come in Donald will be thrilled”

“I thought you said “WE” were expected” Ben whispered

“Oh did I?” Sally asked innocently

 

Caroline and Donald Hart were delighted to see their surprise guest and it took Caroline very little effort to accommodate him at the dining table and the evening passed off very congenially.

So much so that it was very late when they left the Vicarage, in fact it was two hours into Saturday by the time the heartfelt goodbyes had been said.

They were arm in arm as Ben walked Sally back to the Hotel,

“I’ve had a lovely time” Sally said outside the Coachman’s

“Me too” Ben said and kissed her cheek before adding

“Goodnight Sally” And then he was off down the road.

“Goodnight” she called after him and then said quietly to herself

“That was a very agreeable beginning”

 

On Saturday she slept late, which was very unusual for her and she had awoken with a most disagreeable headache.

She sat up and took a couple of tablets and flicked on the kettle.

As she waited for it to boil she looked at her phone and noticed there were three text messages all from an unknown number.

The first, time stamped at 2.45am, simply said “Thank you”

The second, timed at 7.45am, said “I had a great time last night”

And the third, two hours later, said “I have packed a picnic, I will pick you up at noon, bring your paints, there’s a castle” 

Sally looked at her watch 11.30

“Shit” she exclaimed and leapt up and rushed into the bathroom and turned on the shower, when she had a sudden thought.

She went back to the bed and picked up her phone and replied to his last text.

“Ok, lovely, see outside at 12”

 

Sally had been standing outside the Hotel for about 30 seconds when a green Landrover Discovery pulled up.

Ben got out and walked around, he took Sally’s things and helped her into the passenger seat.

“Thank you” she said as he settled her in

“All set?” Ben asked when he was back behind the wheel.

“Yes” she said “Where are we going, you mentioned a castle”

“Pepperstock” he replied “but I may have oversold the Castle a bit”

“Oh?”

“Yes, it used to be a Castle but its only ruins now” he said

“Even better” Sally said amicably

 

Sally supposed that Pepperstock Castle must have been an imposing sight up on its hill overlooking the eastern end of the Vale.

Now it was just a collection of ruins, which could still be clearly identified as having once been a Castle.

It made for a very interesting subject for a water colourist and Sally enjoyed it very much.

She also enjoyed Ben’s amiable company and his picnic

“You put together a very nice picnic Mr. Noble” she said

“Even without the wine”

Ben had omitted to include the wine and Sally had teased him about it.

As they were packing up at the end of the day Sally said

“I’m going to Church in the morning and I thought you might like to accompany me as I’m a stranger in the parish”

“Oh I don’t think so” he replied

“Well you didn’t think you could go to the Vicarage but you did and furthermore you enjoyed every minute”

“That was different” he said stubbornly

“How so?” Sally asked

“Because I wasn’t angry with Donald and Caroline” he replied “And I wanted to see them again, but I had been pushing them away for so long that I didn’t know how to approach them, But God is a different thing altogether and he and I are not on speaking terms and with him I’m still very angry”

“I know your faith has been tested” Sally said softly

“But don’t you think my faith isn’t tested every time I see a young child taken before their time? But that’s what life is all about, being tested”

Ben was silently staring into space as Sally continued   

“The people of the parish didn’t take Mary away and they are the people who want to see you again, go to Church to see them, show them they still have a friend”

“I don’t know” he said

“I’ll be there with you” Sally assured him

  

“I’m not at all sure about this” Ben said as they stood by the lych-gate outside St Mary’s on Sunday morning

“Good to see you Ben” a man said slapping him jovially on the back.

“You see they’re all friends here” she said and she held his hand as they walked up the path and into the church.

She gave his hand a final squeeze and opened the door in to the church where he was greeted by a group of friends eager to welcome him back.

 

The following day Sally and Ben were in the village of Brocklington about six miles downstream of the River Deighton and they were sat in a pub garden by the river eating Whitebait in the sunshine.

“You’ve only been in Sharping St Mary for one short week Sally Greenland” he said

“And you’ve turned my world upside down”

“It needed shaking up a bit” she said

“Well you did that sure enough” Ben admitted

They had just finished their deserts when her mobile phone rang.

“Hello!” she said

“Mr. Maslen?”

“Excellent news”

“Yes, I’ll pick it up this afternoon”

“Thank you, goodbye” she said and hung up.

“Well my car has been repaired” she said putting her mobile back in her handbag

“I can get under way just as soon as I want, the world is my oyster, well as long as it’s in this country because I didn’t bring a passport”

When she finished talking she looked at Ben who was just looking down at his feet.

“Where are you going?” he asked

“I don’t know exactly” she replied “but I’ve got 3 weeks to get there”

She took a sip of her drink and suggested

“Why don’t you come with me?”

“What just like that?” he said

“Why not?” she asked but he didn’t answer

 

He drove her back to the village and dropped her outside Maslen’s garage.

“Come to mine tonight” he said “we’ll have a takeaway”

“Ok” she said “but think about what I said, it could be fun”

And then she leant over and kissed him.

 

It started to rain as she was getting ready so she decided to drive up to Bens.

There was not a repeat of the late night of Friday they just ate their Chinese takeaway and watched a movie and the conversation was sparse with both of them avoiding the elephant in the room, but eventually just before she left Sally said

“I’m having coffee with Donald and Caroline at the vicarage tomorrow morning, and I’ll be leaving at eleven if you want to come with me you can meet me there”

 

Next morning Sally checked out of the Coachman’s Arms for the second time and drove to the Vicarage.

“I’ve had a wonderful week here” Sally said “and I only planned to stay one night”

“I think it was divine intervention” said the Vicar

“You might well be right” she agreed “But enjoy it I certainly have, and I hope I’ve made lasting friendships”

“I hope so too” Caroline said

“And Ben?” Donald asked

“Well I asked him to go with me” she said

“And?” Caroline enquired with amazement

“Well he’s not here so I guess it’s a no” Sally replied

“Will you come back and see us on the way home Sally?” She asked

“Yes I think so” Sally replied and looked at her watch

“Well I had better get on my way”

Sally had her back to the outdoors as she said goodbye to the Harts when Donald said “It looks like it’s a yes then”

“What?” Sally exclaimed and Donald nodded beyond her, so she turned around and saw Ben standing by the gate with a hold all in his hand.

LOOKING AFRESH

 

Looking afresh in the cold light of day

All at once life isn’t as dark as it appears

When first you left me for another

Leaving me alone after so many years

I was deeply hurt, but now I realize

You’re not worth the salt of my tears

Tuesday, 12 April 2022

Tales from the Finchbottom Vale – (14) Good Golly Miss Molly

 

Sharpington-by-Sea is a traditional seaside resort complete with a Victorian Pier, seafront hotels, crazy golf, the Palladium ballroom, well maintained gardens, promenade, theatre and illuminations, all the usual things to have a great time by the seaside, as well as amusement arcades and of course the Sharpington Fun Park.

The Fun was the first purpose built amusement park to open in Britain, which had an assortment of rides, like the Rotor and the Wild Mouse, The Cyclone and the Morehouse Galloper, all very tame compared to 21st century roller coasters, but still fun.

It was also a popular resort for retirees and boasted a number of static caravan parks.

 

Sharpington was a place that held very special memories for Boris Katarski as it was there that he spent many a happy hour strolling hand in hand with his wife Lizzie as they walked the promenade or wandered round the flea market during their courtship.

It made him feel good to think of those happy days, he wasn’t sure why they stopped their Sunday jaunts to the seaside.

Work got in the way he supposed, for both of them, she had her own business and Boris was an ambitious officer who his bosses knew would go far, but never at the expense of anyone else, his target was Inspector but not at any cost which is why it took a bit longer than he had hoped, but he wouldn’t compromise.

Despite his ambition he was also the joker of the pack and got results from his team with a laugh rather than a sharp word.   

Which was why the tall muscular forty-two year old with jet black hair and wild eyes was standing by the pier in the September sunshine as a newly promoted Inspector at the Sharpington station.

 

It was the perfect move for him he had been in Abbottsford his whole career and he was looking for something a little less full on so he could spend more time with his wife and maybe start the family they had always wanted.

 

He met Lizzie Bird when he worked in Abbottsford as she was the best friend of Jenny Hack who was one of his colleague’s on DCI Overend’s squad.  

It took him ages to work up enough courage to ask her out and in the end she got tired of waiting and asked him instead and neither her decision to ask, nor his to say yes, were ones that they subsequently lived to regret and they had been married for 7 years.

Although she was now 36 she was still an attractive trim brunette who was content with her life but for the fact that the ticking of her biological clock was deafening her.

When they first got together Lizzie owned and managed the “Bizzie Lizzie” florists in Abbey View Road, Abbottsford.

She now owned a chain of Bizzie Lizzie Florists all across Downshire including one in Sharpington which she had decided to work out of since Boris got his promotion.

They also sold their substantial property in Abbottsford and bought a beautiful cottage in Dulcet-on Brooke which was right on the river.

It was really picturesque and peaceful and the perfect place to bring up a child, if she could ever get pregnant.

And that was the plan, they had both turned their backs on their stressful lives in Abbottsford, to live in a stress free idyll, which would then be more conducive to conception.

 

Boris and Lizzie had both taken three weeks holiday to cover the move from Abbottsford to Dulcet-on-Brooke which gave them a week to move out, a week to move in and a week of doing absolutely nothing at all apart from trying to make a baby.

 

It was the 7th of September when Boris and Lizzie drove into Sharpington together to start their new jobs, even though they were both actually doing the same jobs and they had merely transferred from a City to a small seaside town.

They were both very excited about the new beginnings and a little nervous, although at least Boris had someone to hold his hand because he brought DS Griffin with him as his bag man.

 

Detective Sergeant Marty Griffin was a wiry character, short and lean with brown curly hair.

Thirty-six years old, a solid by the book copper who joined Boris’s team as a temporary assignment from uniform and without two much difficulty through a combination of hard work and keeping himself out of trouble soon made his move to the squad permanent.

He was still a single man which was due mainly because he liked the lass’s more than was good for him, although his most serious fault was gambling which at one time had been bordering on addiction.

But he had put his skirt chasing and gambling well behind him,  however back in Abbottsford his reputation preceded him where ever he went, so when he was given the opportunity to start again just far enough away from his past life as to give him the opportunity to make himself a new reputation, he grabbed it with both hands.

The sale of his Abbottsford apartment, paid for by his prowess at the poker tables, bought him a dilapidated 17th Century thatched cottage in the sleepy village of Kingfisherbridge.

Although as of that day when he and Boris were talking outside the front door of Sharpington nick, Marty’s possessions were in storage and he was living at the Seaview Hotel while he had the cottage made habitable, redecorated  throughout and a new kitchen and bathroom fitted.

“Morning skip” Marty said

“Hi Marty”

“Have you settled in to the new gaff yet?” Sgt Griffin asked

“Yes it feels like we’ve been there for ever” Boris replied

“You lucky swine’s” he retorted “Is Lizzie back to work today as well?”

“Yes she just dropped me off” he replied

“How’s the Hotel?” Boris asked

“It’s comfortable enough but I’ll be glad to get into the cottage”

“When do you think that will be?” He asked

“A month at least guv” he replied

“The time will fly by once we get stuck into something interesting”

“I hope so” Marty said “I really hope so” 

Marty hadn’t taken any time off as his boss had, he stayed on in Abbottsford until a few days before the bank holiday weekend and he would take his time off when the cottage was habitable.

So on his own in the Hotel the time hung heavy which were the kind of times he would have gone skirt chasing or gambling had he not curbed those habits.

“Come on then” Inspector Katarski said opening the front door “Let’s go and meet the new team and start nicking some new villains” 

 

When the two new men reached the glass window they expected it to be a mere formality and they would be quickly buzzed in through the security door by the desk Sergeant

However they were confronted by a desk Sergeant even worse than the one they left behind in Abbotsford and George Frank was the most miserable, hard faced, moaning Minnie you would find anywhere on God’s green earth, but the one that faced them through the glass was everything that Sergeant Frank was on his worst day, was holding them up and was officious too boot.

Sgt Orr was the most unhelpful and cantankerous person Boris had ever met and he thought it was obviously a ruse to put obnoxious individuals on the front desk to deter all but the thickest skinned of the public whiners and whinger’s, he thought it unlikely that Sgt Orr was once a pleasant and helpful member of the constabulary and had become the way he was because he’d spent so much time on the front desk.

“DI. Katarski and DS Griffin” Boris said showing his warrant card to the window

“State your business” the Sgt retorted

“Police business” Boris snapped “So open the bloody door”

“No unauthorised entry” Sgt Orr barked

“I am authorized” he said and showed his warrant card again

“It’s no use keep waving that thing around” Sgt Orr “You’re not getting in, so state your business”

“This bloke makes Sgt Frank seem charming and affable” Boris said to Marty

“I am Detective Inspector Katarski and this is Detective Sgt Griffin and we work for Sharpington CID” Boris said calmly

“I know all the CID officers and you aren’t one of them” The Sgt retorted

“That’s because we are new” Marty added

“How am I supposed to know who you are then?” he asked

“That’s what the bloody warrant cards are for” Katarski shouted

“I think you need to calm down or I’ll have you removed”

“Fine arrest me, at least I’ll get through the bloody door” Boris snapped at which point Marty stepped in

“Just phone CID and tell them we are here” he said quietly and the Sgt responded equally quietly

“Phone them yourself” and turned his back on him.

 

So after 20 minutes of being stonewalled by the unhelpful Sgt, Boris phoned Sharpington Police Station.

Marty didn’t hear both sides of the conversation only the DI and he was turning purple

“CID please”

“C.I.D.”

“DI Katarski”

“K.A.T.A.R.S.K.I”

“Duty officer”

“No I don’t know the bloody extension I require”

“Just put me through to someone in CID”

 

After having finally spoken to someone in CID they waited impatiently for ten minutes and were finally allowed through the door by an attractive yet robust uniformed Police Constable, by the name of Roxanne Kincaid-Smith.

Just the size and shape that excited Marty’s senses the most but although after a cursory glance he established she ticked most of his boxes, he reminded himself that he no longer indulged in the sport of chasing female officers.

Boris was relieved when they finally got past the grumpy Sergeant on the front desk.

“I’m sorry about Sgt Orr” she said “He can be a bit of a ….”

“Dinosaur” Boris suggested

“Neanderthal” Marty offered

“Moron” The DI added

“Arse” Marty said bluntly

“Well I was going to say Tartar” Roxanne said “but if the cap fits”
The light-hearted banter that accompanied them as Roxanne
escorted them up to CID improved Boris’s mood no end.

But when they finally arrived at their destination they came upon a sight that improved it even more because waiting by the door to greet them was a familiar face.

“Sticky!” the two men said in unison

Boris and Marty had known DC Richard Deacon when he was a wet behind the ears PC at Abbottsford.

He was now a Detective Constable twenty-nine years old, six feet tall and was still pencil thin.

In fact when they first knew him he was so thin he was known as the stick insect hence the nickname of “Sticky”.

Deacon and Roxanne momentarily exchanged a look and Boris said

“Thanks Roxanne” and Police Constable Kincaid-Smith returned to her duties.

“I didn’t know you were in Sharpington” Boris said shaking Deacons hand “The last I heard you were in Purplemere”

“I transferred here two years ago” he responded

“Come on then introduce me to the troops”

The DI said “Point out the dead wood as we go”

“We don’t have any” Deacon remarked “They’re a good bunch”

“Are you up to full strength?” DS Griffin asked

“No we’re two down actually” he replied “one medically retired and one on gardening leave”

“Well I like to promote from within so as you’ve been here two years and I trust your judgement jot me down half a dozen names worth looking at” Boris said

“And a list of the ones we wouldn’t want foisted onto us” Griffin added quietly

 

After DC Deacon had shown them around and introduced them to those officer who were not out and about on the streets of Sharpington, Boris and Marty settled into their respective berths and took a look at the list of open cases in order to get a feel for what criminality was happening on their new turf.  

With it being a holiday resort, which attracted large numbers of visitors, it also attracted pick pockets, car thieves, muggers and burglars.

They also looked at the dispersal of resources and tried to prioritise them towards the problem areas unfortunately they were spread too thin.

Boris came out of his office later that day and called Marty Griffin and DC Deacon over.

“Do you remember the spate of pickpocketing we had at the Phoenix Shopping Centre one Christmas in Abbottsford?”

“Yes” they both agreed

“And do you remember how we cracked it?” he asked

It was a big spree at the time and a large number of women had either their pockets picked or bags stolen while visiting the Phoenix shopping Centre.

Interviews were conducted and information collated and nothing leapt out at them.

But one of the DC’s, Grace Suddaby used all the information collected and compiled a crime map of the Phoenix Shopping Centre, logging various markers such as the location the theft was discovered, shops visited prior to the discovery and the place where they were 100 percent sure they still had the stolen item and with that information Grace’s computer model managed to isolate the crime hotspot to the second floor.

“A crime map” Marty said

“Exactly” Boris said “And that’s exactly what we need here, a crime map to show us where to focus our efforts”

“Good idea guv” Deacon said

“But the problem is Grace is now running her own squad in Northchapel”

“I know so we need someone who’s extremely computer literate to collate the information and give us a working crime map showing us the crime hotspots” Boris said “So, Sticky, do we have such a person in Sharpington?”

 “Yes sir we do” he replied “in fact you met her this morning”

So the next day PC Kincaid-Smith began her secondment to CID and began work on the crime map.  

 

It wasn’t until Thursday afternoon that Boris and Marty got to meet Superintendent Keith Tilbry, although Marty didn’t really consider that he had met the Superintendent who didn’t make eye contact and barely even acknowledge the DS’s existence.

Marty took the hint and excused himself and left, closing the door behind him leaving the two of them in Inspector Katarski’s office.

“Look Katarski I’m sorry to dump this in your lap on your first week” The Superintendent began “But we have something of a hot potato”

He handed Boris a file which Boris opened and read.

The file contained a letter of complaint regarding an alleged incident at the Sharpington Day Parade more than a week earlier on Bank Holiday Monday.

The complaint was that three youths "blacked up" as golliwogs for the town's charity parade of decorated floats.

“I want you to investigate it as a priority” the superintendent said

“Seriously?” Boris retorted

“Yes, seriously” he snapped “There has been a complaint”

“One complaint out of the thousands who attended the event and you want me to prioritise my resources to do what exactly?”

“To identify the three youths” Tilbry said “It is your job to investigate crimes after all”

 

“What crime?” Boris asked “And how do we know they’re even youths?”

The Superintendent then handed him a copy of the Sharpington Courier

“Page 5” Tilbry barked

There was a picture from the event showing three individuals all with black curly wigs, black faces with white circles around their eyes. All were wearing typical golliwog or minstrel costumes of red, white and blue.

It also claimed that the picture was of two females and one male although Boris thought it looked like three girls.

“It all seems rather innocent to me sir” he said “And as for being youths those three could just as easily be in their sixties”

“Innocent?” Tilbry barked “I want them found and I want them dealt with”

“But No crime has been committed” Boris pointed out

“It’s not illegal to dress up as minstrels”

“There were another group of youths dressed as the Jackson 5” the Superintendent said indignantly

“Which is also not a crime” Boris pointed out

“It has caused offence” Tilbry shouted

“To one person sir” Boris replied

“And what were the golliwog trio and the Jackson 5 doing exactly?”

“They were collecting money for charity” Tilbry replied

“And you want me to arrest them for that?” Boris asked “We will be a laughing stock”

“I want them found” Tilbry repeated

“Our resources are spread thin enough as it is with the pick pockets and burglars I cannot commit resource to a PR exercise.

I will send my Sgt to speak to the journalist who published the story and ask if they have any further information, and he can speak to the organisers but that’s as far as it goes”

“Damn the pick pockets and damn the burglars” Superintendent yelled “Find me those Golliwogs”

He then stormed out of Katarski’s office and slammed the door.

 

“You made an impression then guv?” Marty asked when Boris immerged from his office

“Why is it that all senior officers are idiots?” Boris countered

“That’s life I’m afraid but don’t upset yourself guv” Marty said “We still respect you”

“Cheeky bastard” he retorted

 

DI Katarski explained at length the nature of his discussion with Superintendent Tilbry and the “Golliwog Gate” incident and tasked Marty to go and speak with the journalist and the organisers the next day.

“Oh guv” he protested and DC Deacon laughed

“And you can go with him to make sure he doesn’t get lost” Boris added

“But what about the collating?” Deacon protested

“Roxanne is quite capable of doing the collating on her own” The DI said and from across the office PC Kincaid-Smith was heard to titter although in truth she was unaware of the enquiry’s they were making having only heard the tail end of the conversation.

“Did you say something Roxanne?” Boris called to her

“No guv just clearing my throat” she replied

 

Their first port of call the next morning was the Sharpington Pier where he had arranged to meet Molly Westwood who was the Journalist at the Sharpington Courier who wrote the Golliwog piece.

 

Griffin and Deacon left the station about half an hour earlier than they needed to as Marty needed to pick up his notes from his room at the Seaview Hotel.

The walk down from the station to the Seafront only took about five minutes and another five to the Hotel, Marty was in and out in ten minutes and then the walk along to the Pier was another ten.

As they made their way along the promenade to the Pier Marty reminisced about his youth and the long happy hours he’d spent in seaside towns and how a Pier was always such a magical place, it didn’t matter which town he was in.

“When I was 14 I had my first kiss on a Pier” Marty said and smiled at the memory “Linda McMahon her name was”

“On this Pier?” Deacon asked

“No, Blackpool” he replied

They milled around in the crowd by the entrance for a few minute before making their way along the Pier in the sunshine.

Marty was awash with memories of his youth and had almost forgotten why he was there until Sticky said

“That’s her standing by the rail”

He looked over to the rail and saw a tall statuesque thirty something woman, amply proportioned with wavy chestnut hair blowing in the sea breeze. 

“Ok let me go and have a word with her on my own for five minutes” Marty said “Then come over”

“Ok” Deacon agreed and Marty sauntered towards her

“Ms Westwood?” he enquired

“Miss” she replied and gave him a broad grin

“I never get it right” he said and laughed

“It’s not a problem, shall we sit on the bench?” she suggested and he nodded in ascent

“So you’re the new Sergeant” she said once they were seated

“Yes Marty Griffin”

“I’ve heard a lot about you” she said “and your boss Boris”

“So what have you heard?” he asked

“Now that would be telling” she replied playfully

“Don’t tell me you never reveal your sources” he said

“Not normally but I can this time” Molly said with a smile “I heard it from my sister Kelly who works for your bosses wife at the florists”

“I see, then I don’t think I want to know what you’ve heard” He said

“Don’t worry your secret is safe with me” Molly assured him

“But not with your sister apparently” he said

“No she’s a real loose lipped bint” Molly said and roared with laughter.

 

Marty was enjoying his chat with Molly in the warm sunshine, she wasn’t like the journalists he was used to, and he almost forgot why he was there.

“Any particular reason why you wanted to meet here?” he asked

“Well first of all I like the Pier” she said “Piers are special places”

“I agree, I had my first kiss on a Pier with Linda McMahon when I was 14” Marty said and smiled at the memory

“Not on this Pier though?” Molly asked

“No, Blackpool” he replied “I have not kissed anyone on Sharpington Pier”

“The day is young” she replied and blushed like she was 14 for saying what she was thinking out loud and inside her head she chastised herself.

“Why on earth did you say that? No wonder your single”

Noticing her discomfort Marty decided to come to her rescue, but when the enquiries were concluded he thought he might like to kiss her on the Pier.

“So what was the second reason?” he asked

“Oh yes” she said quickly trying to compose herself

“Yes secondly I wanted to be able to speak freely and I couldn’t have done that in the office”

“Really?”

“Yes the whole thing about the Golliwog story has been a bit odd” she explained

“How so?”

“Well to be honest the paper normally just prints a big photo spread of the Parade so I wasn’t going to write anything much about the day, other than about the success of the fundraising, there was nothing else to write about.

The weather was perfect, the people turned out in their droves, no one overdosed on candy floss, and I rather enjoyed the whole day so I wasn’t really looking for the negatives” she explained

“Oh dear that sounded a bit racist”

“No you’re ok, I’m not from the Political Correctness Police” He said and she laughed

“So on the day did you see them for yourself?” he continued

“No not a glimpse” she replied “I did see the Jackson 5”

“Did you?”

“Yes but to tell the truth I thought they were black” Molly replied

“So what brought that into doubt?” he asked

“Well apparently it was much later in the day when they were getting into a car and one of the girls took her wig off to reveal blonde hair and a white scalp” she replied

“That could just be Chinese whispers though”

“Any details on the car?” he asked

“I’m afraid not” she confessed

“So what changed your mind about writing the story?” Marty asked

“My editor” Molly said

“He told you to write the piece?”

“Yes he was most insistent” she said crossly

“Any particular reason why he was so adamant?” Marty asked

“No not really but I got the impression he was pressuring me because someone was doing the same to him” she mused

“And where did the photo come from?” he asked

“From my editor”

“And where did he get it?” He enquired

“He wouldn’t say, but if I had to make a guess I would say from the same person who was on his back” she replied

“You don’t seem very happy about it” he said

“I’m not” She retorted “I don’t like people telling me what to write about”

“Well if it makes you feel any better I don’t like having to investigate it any more than you liked writing about it” He said

“It doesn’t, but thank you”

“Well thanks for your time Molly” he said “I’m very grateful for your candour”

“And I am grateful for the opportunity to have met you Miss Westwood” he said to himself

“Oh my pleasure” she said “I’m sure we will run into each other again”

“I hope so” he said and she blushed like she was 14, again

 

DS Marty Griffin left Molly Westwood sitting on a bench on the pier and was almost back on the promenade before he remembered he had walked to the Pier with DC Deacon who was supposed to have joined him in the interview after five minutes but he never appeared, not that he noticed.

He took his phone out and rang him.

“Sticky! Where are you?”

 

It turned out that while he was waiting in the wings he got a tip from a guy called Vivek Chopra who worked at one of the arcades regarding the pick pockets.

 

Their next port of call was the home of Jayne Keeling, who chaired the Sharpington Day Parade Fundraising Committee, so after returning briefly to the station they drove to Dulcet St Mary to her rather plush country cottage.

On the journey Marty recounted his interview with Molly Westwood.

“It sounds to me like something and nothing but someone is trying to stir things up”

Deacon said

“I agree” Marty concurred and asked

“What do you know about Molly Westwood?”

“In what way?”

“I mean is she reliable” Marty said

“You mean is she available” Deacon said

“No” he retorted “Well maybe”

“Well that would be a yes to both questions then” Sticky replied as they pull up onto the gravelled drive and parked outside Mrs Keeling’s Cottage.

 

Jayne Keeling was a tall elegant woman in her late fifties and clearly spent more money on beauty treatments and manicures that Marty earned in a year but she was not an unpleasant woman.

“So when did you hear about the incident?” DS Griffin asked as they sat in her conservatory.

“Not until the article appeared in the paper” she replied “I had a number of phone calls after that from committee members who were being badgered by people claiming to be concerned about people dressing up as Golliwogs and the Jackson Five”

“And what was your reaction?” Griffin asked

“To tell the truth” she said lowering her voice “I laughed, is that terrible?”

“I couldn’t possibly comment” he retorted but he smiled

“Do you have any idea who any of the culprits are?”

“No none whatsoever, we do know everyone who took part but there were hundreds of participants” She replied

“So how does it work?” Deacon asked

“Volunteers for the Parade register to participate on the night before, where they also pick up their collection tins. The majority of them are obviously in fancy dress, though that is optional, however committee members are not told in advance what they plan to dress up as on the day”

“So in theory they could all turn up in, for example Nazi uniforms and the committee wouldn’t know?” Boris asked

“That’s correct, although that would be a very sinister Parade and I can’t imagine the collection tins being very full, and that is the point of the whole day, charity” she said

"But if we start dictating to people what they can or cannot come dressed as it could deter them from volunteering, especially if they had to produce a picture of what they were planning to wear on the day”

“Were all the collecting tins returned at the end of the day?” DS Griffin asked

“Yes all of them were accounted for” she replied “So they probably had alternative outfits or merely discarded their costumes and completed the parade in their everyday clothes” 

“You’re probable right” Marty said “Well thank you very much for your time”

“You are quite welcome” she said affably

“Just one other question” Marty said as he approached the door “Was the day a success?”

“Absolutely” she replied “Our best year yet”

“In which case I wouldn’t bother changing the way you do things the public clearly like it the way it is” He said

“I agree” Jayne said

“You might want to contact Molly Westwood at the Courier” He said “I have a feeling she’s looking for a “good news” story for next week’s edition”

“I will do that” she said “Goodbye”

 

Later that day DS Griffin and DC Deacon sat in DI Katarski’s office and briefed him on the salient points from the two interviews earlier in the day.

“So basically what you’re telling me is that it was a harmless bit of fun but somebody in a position of influence wants to make a mountain out of a molehill for reason or reasons unknown”

Boris Katarski said

“That about sums it up guv” Marty said

“And there’s no hope of finding the culprits” DC Deacon added

“I called Molly Westwood last night and asked her what kind of feedback the paper received on her article?” Marty said

“And?” Katarski asked

“A few “appalled” and “disgusted” but the vast majority saying it was just a bit of fun and they didn’t understand what all the fuss was about” he replied

“So public opinion is on the side of reason, but the problem is Superintendent Tilbry isn’t going to let us drop it” Boris mused

“So what do we do?” Deacon asked

“We have to get him to make us drop it” he replied

“How do we do that?” Marty asked

“You need to get better acquainted with the reporter” he replied

“Oh I think he was planning to do that anyway” Deacon remarked

“Good” Boris said

 

Marty made a phone call and arranged to meet Molly by the entrance to the Pier when she finished work.

This gave him sufficient time to go back to the Seaview Hotel and get washed and changed and still be there before she was.

“Hello Sergeant” Molly said and she approached.

“Call me Marty” he said “I’m off duty”

“Oh I thought this was a follow up on the Golliwog hunt”

“No not really” he responded

“Have you eaten?”

“No I haven’t” Molly replied

“Would you like to?”

“Very much so” she replied
“Excellent, I believe there is a nice fish restaurant at the end of the Pier” Marty said

“Yes there is, it’s one of my favourites”

 

As they walked along the Pier in the moonlight Molly asked

“How is your investigation going?”

“Well it’s funny you should mention that” he replied

“We don’t think it’s worth pursuing”

“It really has been a lot of fuss about nothing hasn’t it” Molly added

“Yes but every cloud has a silver lining because if your editor and my Superintendent hadn’t been so insistent about it I wouldn’t have had the chance to meet you” Marty said

“Oh don’t you’ll make me blush again” she said

“I hope so” he said “It was very endearing”

“Stop it now” she said and giggled “I’m not a teenager anymore I’m thirty….”

“Thirty what?”

“Thirtyish” she replied coyly

“Let’s get back to the investigation”

“Well as I said we don’t think it’s worth pursuing any further but the powers that be, do”

“So what’s to be done?” she asked

“Well before I can answer that I need to check, that in the fine journalistic tradition, that you never reveal your sources” he whispered

“Of course” she said

“Good, then you didn’t get this from me” he said and handed her and envelope

“Very intriguing” Molly remarked and slipped it into her bag

“So was that the sole purpose of the assignation?”

“No not at all” he replied and turned to face her “I believe there was some tacit agreement to kissing me on the Pier”

“There was no such thing” she protested

“On the contrary” he said taking out his note book “in response to my stating I had never kissed anyone on Sharpington Pier you said, and I quote, “The day is young””

“Ok I admit that I did say that” she replied “but I have no idea why I said it”

“I do” he said slipping his notebook back into his pocket

“Oh”

“You said it because you want to kiss me” Marty said

“You’re very sure of yourself”

“Am I wrong then?” Marty asked

“No” she replied and kissed him on the moonlit Pier

 

When they eventually got to the restaurant and were seated in a quiet corner by a window with a view across the sea they ordered drinks and Molly excused herself to the ladies where she could discretely read the contents of the envelope Marty had given her.

 

“Well?” Marty asked when she returned to the table

“I can definitely work with that” she replied

“Excellent”

“I will have to run it past my editor though” she said “I can’t print it without his say so”

“And what happens if he says no?”

“Then I’ll file it with the Clarion, they’ll print it” Molly said “They love any opportunity to have a go at the police”

She was referring to the Abbottsford Clarion which was a red top tabloid that took great pleasure in rubbishing the police and Marty had been on the receiving end of its bile on many occasions.

“Don’t I know it” He retorted and winced

 

Molly’s editor did indeed pass on the story but as expected The Clarion accepted without hesitation so when Sunday morning came, so did the revelations.

Under the banner headline of “Police Turn a Blind Eye to Pickpockets”

The story went on to reveal how an unnamed, yet Senior Police officer had shouted at his juniors

“Damn the pick pockets and damn the burglars, find me those Golliwogs”

The article was filled with quotes from members of the public who had very different expectation of the police and were bemused at the waste of resources on what was little more than a student prank.

 

The fallout from the story came in the form of a phone call from the Assistant Chief Constable just after 9 o’clock on Monday morning.

“I have no idea how the story leaked out sir” Boris said

“It was said very loudly and in easy earshot of a dozen people”

“Well drop the Golliwog nonsense immediately and catch those pickpockets”

The ACC said

“We have them in custody already” Boris said

“What?”

“We caught the crew of six on Saturday afternoon after identifying a hotspot on the crime map” 

“Well that’s good news at least” The ACC said begrudgingly

“So should we carry on looking for the Golliwogs?” Boris asked

“NO, under no circumstances are you to investigate that incident”

“Understood sir” Boris said and hung up the phone

 

Boris emerged from his office wearing a broad grin and announced to the office at large

“Mark the Golliwog case as closed, and if anyone is interested a vacancy has just opened up for a Superintendent”

A small ripple of applause spread around the office and Richard Deacon walked over to where Roxanne was sitting and gave her shoulder a quick squeeze.

 

The sound of office chatter regarding Superintendent Tilbry’s transfer was still the pervading sound as the phone in his office rang.

Expecting it to be another disgruntled senior officer he braced himself and went back inside to answer it.

He emerged a few moments later and his complexion was ashen.

“What’s wrong guv?” Roxanne asked as the first one to notice his demeanour, but soon all eyes were on him

“Lizzie’s collapsed at the shop” he replied

“Come on then let’s get down there then” Marty said and led him out of the office.

Although “Bizzie Lizzie’s” was only a short walk from the station they took the car, just in case.

As it turned out they were right to do so as the ambulance had already left for The Royal Downshire Hospital in Purplemere.

 

It was a relatively short drive from Sharpington to Purplemere but for Boris it seemed like an eternity.

And when Marty pulled up outside Boris decamped and sprinted inside while Marty parked the car.

 

Inside the Hospital Boris found Lizzie sitting up on her bed smiling from ear to ear.

“I don’t why you’re looking so pleased with yourself” he said crossly “I’ve been worried sick”

“I’m fine darling” she replied as he hugged and kissed her

“What do you mean you’re fine? You collapsed” he said with concern

“I didn’t collapse silly” She said “I fainted”

“Well that’s just semantics” Boris snapped

“It’s not semantics darling it’s just what happens sometimes when you’re pregnant”

“Well people don’t faint for no reason” he said fussing around her

“What did you say?”

“I’m pregnant” Lizzie said

 

It took an age for Marty to find a parking space and so he was rushing down the corridor to find Boris and met him coming the other way wiping tears from his eyes.

“Oh my God she’s died” he thought

“Guv what’s happened?” He asked with concern

“A miracle has happened” he replied enigmatically

“I’m going to be a father”

I THOUGHT MY HEART WAS BROKEN

 

I thought my heart was broken

On the day she said goodbye

I loved her so much

I loved her too much

All my friends said

“You’re better off without her”

“Plenty more fish in the sea”

But I wasn’t so sure

 

I thought my heart was broken

But in the end I was mistaken

Though I felt pain

I don’t want to feel again

My friends were right

I was better off without her

And there were more fish in the sea

Of that I was assured

 

I thought my heart was broken

On the day she said goodbye

But it was not you see

And if she had not left me

Then my friends, the matchmakers

Would not have trawled the seas

And found the perfect girl for me

My future is now secured