Friday, 20 May 2022

Tales from the Finchbottom Vale – (83) The House Guest

 

At the western end of the Finchbottom Vale lay the small market town of Childean.

And on modern estate in a nice modern house in a quiet cul-de-sac Connor Paul woke up from a lusty dream as the sun shone through the gap in the bedroom curtains and onto his face, it was still quite early in the morning as he stirred in a state of arousal.

This in itself was not an unusual event, he was after all a young man and in his sexual prime, and was seemingly in a perpetual state of arousal, in fact it was more noteworthy when he didn’t wake up in the morning with an urge.

But what made this particular morning different from any other was that it was his 21st birthday and more significantly he was not alone and there was a brunette’s head resting on his chest.

When the brunette realized he was fully awake she lifted her head from his chest and wished him a happy birthday.

“You’re insatiable Maz” Connor said as she began chewing his ear.

“You don’t normally complain” she replied

“I’m not complaining now” he said

“Good”

Now you would probably think that this kind of behavior in the nature of a birthday treat is not an uncommon gift to be given, to be showered in kisses on your special day in the “marital” bed so to speak, and you would under every normal circumstance be correct.

However on this particular occasion it was not a normal circumstance because firstly it was not his “marital” bed, it was the sofa bed in his uncle’s spare room and secondly the wife showering him with kisses was not in fact his wife at all, but his 16 year old cousin Marion.

The unethical nature of this circumstance was not lost on him either, as he lay beneath the duvet with his hosts’ daughter.

In fact he was just thinking about how being the recipient of what was the prelude to love making by the teenage daughter of the man who’s house he was currently a guest in, was somewhat taking the piss to put it mildly and was not by any measure the kind of hospitality his Uncle Daniel thought he was extending.

But it was at that point that Connor lost his train of thought completely as the intensity of the kissing diverted him. 

But then Marion broke away and said

“That will have to do for now babe, Dad’s in the shower, I’ll give you your main present later”

And with that she slipped quietly out of the room.

 

Connor was the baby of his side of the Paul family while Daniel on the other hand was the oldest of the five boys, but Marion was an only child as her mum died in childbirth.

He was a good man though and he doted on his daughter who in turn loved him.

 

Connor wasn’t a particularly good looking bloke, he was ok looking, but nothing special, but he was young and physically fit and

But Marion liked what she saw and fell head over heels for him.

 

The Paul family were from Northchapel, and the bulk of them were still there, however Daniel moved out to Childean shortly after he married Marion’s mum, Jo.

They had a nice modern house in a quiet cul-de-sac and had a comfortable life. 

The reason Connor happened to be staying in the spare room at his uncle’s house and enjoying Marion’s unique brand of hospitality was because he was training to be a reflexology therapist at the Dancingdean Spa Hotel in Childean which was only a mile or so down the road from Uncle Daniel’s place.

Daniel Paul was a police sergeant with the traffic division and worked odd shifts, so he liked the idea of having someone about the place when he was on nights, and as it turned out so did his daughter.

 

Connor had been staying in the spare room for about a month before the first time that Marion seduced him.

It was a hot Saturday afternoon and he had been earning his keep by doing some gardening for his hosts and by the end of the afternoon he was hot, sweaty and dirty.

Daniel had already gone to work and Marion was baking in the kitchen so he went upstairs and got in the shower to clean up and he had been in there just long enough to get the bathroom good and steamy when he saw the bathroom door open and a small figure walk in.

Without either of them speaking Connor watched through the steamy glass as Marion undressed, he couldn’t see detail but the shape was unmistakable the rest was just areas of light and shade but it was enough and his imagination did the rest.

 

When the shower door opened she paused there briefly and was completely naked in front of him.

“Room for a little one?” she said with a giggle and stepped inside.

At twenty years of age he was not without experience with women but Marion was no novice.

Paul had only gone upstairs to shower and clean up and thanks to his cousin he ended up getting dirty.

And that proved to be the first of many such encounters.

 

After Daniel had vacated the bathroom Connor went in for a quick shower before going downstairs to the kitchen for a special Birthday breakfast fry up.

 

Uncle Daniel was on duty and was wearing his uniform when he walked into the kitchen.

“Happy birthday kid” he said and patted him on the back before crossing the room to kiss Marion good bye

“We’ll go out for a meal tonight kid, but Marion will look after you today”

While Connor listened to his Uncle he could see Marion over his shoulder who was leering back at him showing Connor exactly how she was going to look after him.

Tales from the Finchbottom Vale – (82) Lizzie Long Stocking

 

At the western end of the Finchbottom Vale lay the small market town of Childean and on the outskirts was the Dancingdean Spa Hotel.

The manager was Ian Ferguson and he was 28 years old and his father was owned a substantial share in the Hotel which influenced the decision to appoint him.

However it may have been nepotism that got him the job but it was his hard work and diligence that kept him in place.

He worked so hard to make good that he had no time for a social life so after three years in the job he had no significant other in his life and no likely candidate on the horizon.

But there was on regular visitor who he was attracted to called Elizabeth Incledon-Webber who was a 30 something entrepreneur with pots of money.

The staff called her Lizzie Long Stocking, because she was a tall woman, six foot one, stick thin, with little or no visible bust line, and she had no hips to speak of and from behind she looked like a boy, especially with her short brown hair and huge feet.

She looked younger than she was by about five years and she had a pretty face, which was even prettier when she smiled which she always seemed to do a lot when Ian was around.

She had been a regular for a couple of years but since his arrival at the helm her regular visits had doubled after she first set her sights on him.

Nothing happened between them though, until one day after a business meeting in her suite.

She always took one of the grand suites, which had in addition to the normal facilities in a hotel room and sitting room, an office come meeting room which enabled her to hold business meetings in her suite.

 

Ian happened to be on the same floor as her suite, patrolling his domain, when the meeting broke up and it was quite obvious that all had not gone well.

Three red faced men emerged muttering and a fourth came out and kicked a fire bucket.

He was not enamoured with their behaviour but he was more concerned with what may have happened on the other side of the door to Elizabeth.

He knocked on the door and was releived to hear her say

“Come in”

He opened the door and found Lizzie Long Stocking sitting on the desk.

“Is everything ok?” he asked

“Yes” she replied “it’s the same old story I’m afraid, they still think it’s a man’s world, and they don’t like it when the little woman tells them that it’s not”

“Little woman?” he asked and they both laughed

“Ok I admit that’s a bad turn of phrase” Elizabeth said still laughing

“The truth is that half of the men I have to deal with think I’m a brainless bimbo and the other half think I’m a lesbian” 

Ian nodded as he digested her words and then Elizabeth suddenly became concerned that he might actually think that she was a lesbian and so she kissed him quite forcefully pushing him back until he fell back in a chair and she invaded his mouth with her tongue.

“I’m not a lesbian” she said between kisses

“I guess not” he replied and she reattached her mouth to his.

It was something he had often thought about, but never imagined it would actually happen, he would never have attempted to seduce a guest however much he may have wanted to.

But she had kissed him so all bets were off and following her seduction Lizzie Long Stocking stayed at the Hotel more often than she did at her own home and Ian Fergusson finally had his significant other.

Tales from the Finchbottom Vale – (81) Reflected Glory

 

On the Eve of the Summer Ball as a scented breeze blew across the Vale, Nicola Shelley sat before the mirror putting her earing in, her head inclined to one side, so her fine brown hair cascaded down and falls off her shoulders, as the evening sun shimmers on the fine strands.
The lustrous skin of her shoulders and back was naked but for the slender straps of her dress and silently invited his caress.

The atomiser sprayed her heady perfume so it filled the room and invaded his senses like a fragrant garden after summer rain.
The fabric of her red evening dress hugs the wondrous contours of her topography that he knew so well and in the mirror her hazel eyes look back at him as she sees him watching her and knowing his thoughts her reflection smiles and at its radiance his heart soars and makes him want her.
He didn’t know why she loves him and he certainly didn’t ask “why me?” he just thanked god for her.
For her elegance and beauty and for the greater beauty inside her.
So as he bathed in the reflected glory of her he accepted that for that evening he must share her with friends and loved ones but later that night when his hands slipped those fine straps off her shoulders and caressed every inch of her nakedness she will be his alone.

Tales from the Finchbottom Vale – (80) The Roespring Verger after Evensong

 

Downshire is a relatively small English county but like a pocket battleship it packs a lot in, a short but beautiful coastline, a channel port, the Ancient forests of Dancingdean and Pepperstock, the craggy ridges and manmade lakes of the Pepperstock Hills National Park, the rolling hills of the Downshire Downs, the beautiful Finchbottom Vale and farm land as far as the eye can see from the Trotwood’s and the Grace’s in the south to the home of the Downshire Light infantry, Nettlefield, and their affluent neighbour’s, Roespring and Tipton in the north and our story begins in the affluent village of Roespring.

 

Mark Adams had been in and out of hospital for the ten years following a bad car accident just after his 15th birthday.

But he felt reborn when he and Abigail Evans gave each other their innocence.

She was also 25 and was the verger at St Catherine’s where her Uncle, James Hall, was the vicar.

Abigail was a beautiful red head with pale skin and freckled cheeks with whom he had fallen in love and she with him.

 

Abigail worked for the Downshire and District Building Society in the Nettlefield branch and Mark worked across the street at the Downshire Journal and when they could they would meet up for lunch.

“Are we going to see each other tonight?” He asked just before they went their separate ways. 

“I have Evensong but we can meet at the vicarage afterwards” she replied

“Deal” Mark said and kissed her goodbye and watched her go into the Building Society and then he quickly doubled back to pick up something he was going to need that night.

 

He got back home about 6pm and went home to change before going to the vicarage to meet Abigail.

Some days they would travel home together but when she had Evensong she always got an earlier train.

 

As he made the short walk from his home to the vicarage he was feeling rather proud of himself, proud of her, and proud that she was his girlfriend.

He had fancied her for so long, and the Roespring Verger ticked all of his boxes and he wanted her to be more than just his girlfriend.

And it wasn’t just because of the physical side of their relationship, which was amazing and getting better all the time, she was his soulmate and he hoped she was his.

He was thinking that hopefully he could persuade her to bathe in the light of his love forever.

He would just have to ask her and hope he wouldn’t scare her away.

So as he walked up to the front door of the vicarage he had the ring in his pocket.

But as soon as she opened the door to him he forgot it was there because of the way Abigail was dressed, she was still wearing her vestments.

This was not normal, her usual routine was to change in the vestry before going home, but she had not done that, and that distracted him from his proposal because he started having salacious thoughts.

He wasn’t sure why she hadn’t changed but his mind started to wander into lusty territory, what if Abigail was to give him an invitation to canoodle?

If she was he certainly wasn’t going to let it go unaccepted.

Even if there was a lack of attraction, which there was not, what she was wearing would have done the trick on its own, he liked uniforms and outfits, and even though they were both good Christians her vestments certainly didn’t put him off.

It was probably a combination of the fact that she was almost a woman of the cloth, he thought a verger counted, and their faith which made it extra saucy.

So the whole prospect of making love to a Verger, in costume, had made him forget about the ring in his pocket.

 

He was sitting on the sofa watching her as she flitted around the room with her white surplice over her full length cassock, clumping about in the stout ankle boots with her Barbie pink socks showing above them.

“So where’s the vicar?” he asked innocently

“He’s gone to Mornington to dine with the St George’s at the Manor”

“Then take your Cassock off and come and have a cuddle”

“I can’t I’m not decent” she said and blushed.

“What do you mean?”

“I mean” she began “That my clothes are in the vestry”

“So you’re naked under that cassock?” he said and she turned to look at him like a rabbit caught in the headlights.

“No I am not” she said adamantly “I’m not a tart, I have underwear on”

“And you walked from the church like that?” he enquired

“Yes but it was dark and no one could see” Abigail said defensively but in her embarrassment she tried to rush past him but he grabbed her wrist and pulled her onto the sofa and she was blushing scarlet red and hid her face behind a cushion.

“I think it’s sexy?” he said and hugged her

“Ow” she yelped

“What’s wrong?”

“Something dug in my thigh” she replied

“Oh yes, I almost forgot” he said and reached in his pocket and brought out a ring box

“What’s that?” she asked in a whisper

“Nothing important” he replied

“Then why was it in your pocket?”

“Well it was something I thought you might like but now I’m not so sure” he replied enigmatically

“I’m sure I would like it” she offered

“Well, I don’t know” he mused and then after he thought he had tortured her enough he added

“But as I have it here you might as well see it”

So he opened the box and showed her and she gasped

“It’s beautiful”

“Do you like it?” he asked

“I really do” she replied as she stared at it

“Good” he said and snapped the box shut and put it back in his pocket

“I just wanted your opinion, it’s for Katie at work”

“But…” she began in disbelief

“I suppose if you really like it you can have it, but on one condition” he said taking from his pocket

“What condition?” she said sadly

“You have to marry me” he said

“What?”

“You have to marry me” he repeated

“You want to marry me?” she asked in disbelief

“Absolutely” he said “but if you don’t want to I can always ask Katie”

“Don’t you dare” she said and snatched the box from his hand

“Is that a yes then?” he asked as she slipped the ring on her finger

“Yes, yes, yes” she replied and punctuated each affirmative with a kiss

“Good, now can I have my cuddle?”

“Yes, sweetheart” she replied then she kissed him again and wrapped her arms around his neck and let out a rather smug self-satisfied sigh.

Tales from the Finchbottom Vale – (79) The Christmas Gift

 

Claire Jarvis went to the University of Downshire where she studied English at Abbottsford and it was for her, like many girls of her age, a life defining time.

She was the only child of well to do parents, who divorced when she was seven and as a result she had been thoroughly spoilt and was given everything her heart desired, except the one thing she craved most in all the world, their love and as a result she withdrew into her own world.

Although Claire was the oldest of the four girls in her dorm she actually looked the youngest by some distance.

Despite the fact that she had the body of a mature woman she had a baby face but she was destined to bloom into a very beautiful woman.

 

She was in halls for the first year and she shared with three other girls Amy Coates, a tall big busted redhead, Alison Holmes, a skinny girl with a bad case of OCD and Carole Bean a tall, beautiful and kindly girl who like herself was a brunette.

All four of the girls were studying English in one form or another and apart from their studies they also had in common the fact they were all natives of the Finchbottom Vale.

Claire was from Purplemere, Carole from Childean, Alison from   Finchbottom and Amy from Shallowfield.

But being in the close company of the three girls brought her out of herself and the friendship that resulted from, on the face of it, 4 very different characters coming together, lasted for their lifetimes.

And as they got on so well the four of them decided very early on to rent a house between them for the second and third years.

However of all the girls Claire found herself drawn most to Carole Bean.

The fact that the two of them had more lectures and seminars together than the other two partly aided their closeness but it was mainly because they got each other, they shared a sense of humour as well as having similar tastes in music, a love of pizza and old romantic comedies and when it came time to go home to the Vale they normally travelled together, but what really drew them together in her first year was something that would define her world and shake her to the core.

It happened during the Easter Holiday of their first year when Carole returned to the flat to discover Claire laying naked on the sofa and Carole couldn’t take her eyes off of her and when Claire discovered that she had an audience Carole couldn’t keep her hands off her either and they made love for the first time.

Allthough neither of them could fully come to terms with the fact that they might be gay it didn’t prevent them from adding to their lesbian experiences throughout their University years and the fact that they were in love and because of that love they had some very exciting experiences together one of which was particularly memorable and occurred at the house they shared.

 

At the end of the year they found themselves alone in the rented house on Christmas Eve, they wanted to spend a whole day of their first Christmas together on their own, and they would travel back to the Vale early on Christmas Morning to spend Christmas with their families.

They were all packed for the next day apart from the presents which were still sitting underneath the tree, just to make the place more Christmassy.

And all that afternoon and most of the evening Claire was like a child.

“Can I open a present?” she asked Carole every ten minutes.

“Just one, please, please, please” she begged and after several hours of it, she was getting right on Carole’s tits to tell the truth.

She kept picking up the presents, shaking them, squeezing them, and even listening to them until finally Carole relented and as she headed upstairs to the loo she said.

“We can open one present each before we leave for midnight mass”

“Oh Goody” Claire squealed

When she came back down stairs she was expecting to find Claire waiting impatiently by the tree to open a present.

But instead she found her lying beneath the tree with wrapping paper loosely draped about her body and she wasn’t wearing any clothes.    

“You go first” she said

Once Carole had un-wrapped her present and thoroughly enjoyed the contents they were very nearly late for midnight mass.

Tales from the Finchbottom Vale – (78) It Happened One Christmas

 

Sharpington-by-Sea is a traditional seaside resort complete with a Victorian Pier, seafront hotels, crazy golf, the Palladium ballroom, well maintained gardens, promenade, theatre and illuminations, all the usual things to have a great time by the seaside, as well as amusement arcades and of course the Sharpington Fun Park.

The Fun Park was the first purpose built amusement park to open in Britain, which had an assortment of rides, like the Rotor and the Wild Mouse, The Cyclone and the Morehouse Galloper, all very tame compared to 21st century roller coasters, but still fun.

It was also a popular resort for retirees and boasted a number of static caravan parks and one of them was the Whitecliff Hill Caravan Park which overlooked the town.   

 

Kirsty Wishaw was petite and had beautiful straw coloured hair and at 27 years old she worked as the manager of the onsite Stephenson’s general store.

Stephenson’s had supermarkets and convenience stores all over Downshire.

Kirsty was a resident of Sharpington and had worked at the shop since she was at school.

Of course she had help in the shop in the form of a small group of part timers whom she knew she could trust which she needed because she had other demands on her time, namely her terminally ill mother who she had to care for, so the last thing she needed was another distraction which on one day in the middle of October came in the form of Phil Spurgeon.

Her eyes were drawn to him the moment he entered the shop, he was tall and slim with thick brown curly hair just long enough to cover his collar, with brown eyes and a toothy smile which lit up the whole shop.

 

Phil was a couple of years older that Kirsty and he was a writer who lived in one of the caravans on the far side of the park.

He was in the shop for about ten minutes and she caught him sneaking a look in her direction but when he eventually went to the counter with a basket full of essentials she was serving someone else, which she later thought was for the best really, she didn’t have time for such distractions, even very good looking ones.

So she did her best to ignore him which was difficult because he was gorgeous but she convinced herself it really was for the best.

 

Phil would have heartily agreed with her, he was finding writing his novel difficult enough as it was without the added complication of losing his heart to the lovely girl with the corn coloured hair.

He was an accountant by profession but after his marriage ended he decided he was going to give up his job and write a novel before life passed him by.

 

Phil’s neighbours up at Whitecliff Hill Caravan Park were the Taylor family, who unlike Phil had not chosen to be there because when they least expected it, life slapped them in the face and then it kicked them when they were on the ground.


The slap came when Michelle Taylor was diagnosed with breast cancer in January the previous year and needed surgery followed by chemo.
Her husband Martyn was a self-employed builder at the time with plenty of steady work and was able to increase his hours to cover for the shortfall.

Then came the first kick, at the end of February when Martyn was in a car crash and broke his leg.
In June there was another kick, when he needed surgery on his leg after he got an infection, but most painful kick came in October, when with bills going unpaid and Martyn still on crutches and Michelle unable to work for several months because of the surgery and two courses of chemo and with mounting debts and their savings long gone and no money for the mortgage they lost the house.

 

So in December Martyn Taylor, wife Michelle, 9 year old son Sam and seven year old twins Ben and Mark moved into a caravan at Whitecliffe and they had a bleak Christmas.


Over the following eleven months the Taylor's worked hard to rebuild their lives, Michelle was declared cancer free and returned to work, and got a job in Sharpington.
Martyn found another job, not as a builder and not bringing home as much money as before the accident but it was steady and seemed to be more secure.
The boys did their bit as well by washing cars, cleaning windows and doing odd jobs on the park.
So by December they had managed to pay off the remainder of their debts and even had a bit left over for Christmas.
They were doing so well that in another six months they would be able to think about moving back into a house but then on the 20th December life kicked them again.

 

It had been a bitterly cold weekend with an icy wind blowing off the sea, all of which made it a very uncomfortable experience to live in a caravan.

So the Taylors had to employ additional heaters to combat the cold but during the night one of the electric heater in lounge area burst into flames and the fire rapidly spread.

 

Fortunately for the Taylors, Phil Spurgeon had been to a Christmas party at his cousin’s flat in Jubilee Court which was just down the hill in Sharpington and thanks to an over indulgence of family hospitality he walked along the prom to clear his head before going home, otherwise the caravan would have started spinning the moment he lay down.

Subsequently he didn’t get back to the caravan until a little after 4am to find the Taylors caravan well ablaze.

His first action was to phone 999 and his second was to raise the alarm with the occupants and the neighbouring homes which could quite conceivably have caught fire as well.

 

“Fire! Fire!” he shouted and banged on all the windows in turn frantically trying to raise the occupants, when a face appeared at the window.

The fire had engulfed one end of the caravan and had made the doors inaccessible so the big window at the opposite end became the route to safety.  

The only problem was that the window only swung open about three inches before the catch was fully extended, so Phil had two choices, either smash the window or break the catch, so he looked around him to see if there was anything handy that might fit the bill, but he couldn’t see anything strong enough to break the glass or rigid enough to lever the catch, and then he spotted the rotary clothes dryer and quickly uprooted it from the metal socket in the ground and used it as a lever to break the lock and then propped it under the open window and a grateful and relieved Martyn Taylor started handing the kids out, and concerned neighbours whisked them away to safety just as wailing sirens could be heard in the distance, thankfully everyone was rescued safely but the Taylor's had lost everything.

 

Kirsty Wishaw walked up the hill from Sharpington just after six o’clock as she did every morning and she was normally the only soul heading through Jubilee Park at that time on a winter morning but she had seen several people that morning but she thought nothing of it nor did she give the acrid smell in the air a second thought it was only when she got into Whitecliff Hill Caravan Park that she noticed blue lights in the distance and her first thought was a break in at the shop so she quickened her stride.

She soon realised that the blue glow from the lights was nowhere near the shop so her curiosity got the better of her so she went to investigate.
Which was when she saw Phil Spurgeon sitting on the back of an ambulance with a blanket wrapped around him.

Her heart sank immediately and all the feelings she had for him that she had been trying to suppress burst free and she ran towards him

“Oh my God are you alright?” she blurted “What happened, are you injured?”

“I’m fine” he said and when he saw how concerned she was for him he knew his novel wasn’t so important, he wanted her to be a distraction, in fact he wanted her to distract his socks off.

“Are you sure?” she asked with real concern

“Yes he’s good to go” Paramedic Andy Mason confirmed and slapped him on the back in fact over the next ten minutes a lot of people patted him on the back as they ambled along towards the scene of the fire, including several firemen.

 

The Taylor’s Caravan had completely gone but the homes either side were relatively unscathed, a bit black and sooty but nothing major, Phil couldn’t get back in his at that stage because the Firefighters wanted to make sure there was no damaged to the gas fittings.

As they stood looking at the mess Kirsty shivered and in response Phil put his arm around her and she liked how it felt, and a few minutes later they were joined by another resident Ken Baily 

“Well done Phil” he said and shook his hand

“Well done for what?” she asked “Why does everyone keep patting you on the back?”

“Didn’t you tell her?” Ken asked him and Phil shook his head

“Young Phil hear raised the alarm and got everyone out”

“Really?” she asked “Why didn’t you say something?”

He didn’t reply but then it was a rhetorical question really, she knew the answer, he was just that type of person who acts without thinking and doesn’t believe he’s done anything special because he thinks he has merely done what any other human being would have done.

He was just thankful that everyone got out safely but he was desperately sad because the Taylor's had lost everything.

Being their neighbour he knew how hard they had worked to get back on their feet after having such torrid times and as they watched one firefighter raking through the ashes while another doused the embers it was truly evident that they had lost absolutely everything to the fire, smoke and water, including all the children’s clothes and the Christmas presents.
All that remained amidst the ashes were a few scraps of melted toys, half-burned books and scorched and tattered clothing.
“How cruel” Phil said

“What do you mean” Ken asked

“I just think it’s cruel for a family who had worked so hard to be dealt such a blow” Phil said.
“This would be bad enough to endure at any time but just before Christmas just compounds the cruelty”

“Well I for one will not be standing for it” Kirsty said resolutely “Come on”

“Where are we going?” he asked as she took hold of Phil’s hand and led him away but she didn’t reply because she had turned her attention to her mobile phone.

 

Kirsty took him with her to the shop, she didn’t know what use he would be but as she had allowed her feelings free rein in his regard she wasn’t letting him go. 

She opened the shop and put him to work making a hot drink while she opened the shop.

Once the drinks were made she settled him in her office, which was actually just a common room, where he sat in the easy chair in the corner and was instantly overcome be fatigue and fell asleep, so Kirsty put her coat over him and got on with the task in hand.

When she was on her mobile she was calling for reinforcements in the shape of two of her part timers, firstly because she knew it was going to be a busy day in the shop and secondly because she had a lot of phone calls to make.

 

One call was to a close friend of her late father, Bob Philips, who was a freelance journalist who worked predominantly for the Abbottsford Chronicle but he also had a well-read blog.

He was a heavy smoking, hard drinking down to earth man in his early fifties with a long suffering wife, Toni, who managed to bring up their three children virtually single handed and “what you see is what you get” summed him up as good as anything.

Despite all his faults though it was very difficult not to like him even if he could drive you to despair.

Bob was a chain smoker who on more than one occasion had almost set his car alight and apart from the smoking he was also a very heavy drinker.

He was often heard to say he had driven home because he was too drunk to walk, though in truth his friends never gave him the opportunity to be so rash.

Another of his well-worn sayings was that if he read about the evils of drinking he would give up reading.
His main diet was fast food and bar snacks in fact he thought that the three basic food groups were caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.

His personal faults aside however, what was undoubtable was that he was a good writer even if he may have spent more time socializing than he should have done.

He was also a more intelligent man than he would have people believe, because he found that if people thought him an idiot they were more likely to open up than if they thought they were dealing with somebody who was more switched on.

His wife, Toni, had long ago given up on the chance of Bob writing “the Great Novel” that he spoke of in his youth.

Bob’s favorite quote was “Literature is the art of writing something that will be read twice; journalism something that will be grasped at once”.

The second call that Kirsty made was to Melville’s Holidays who had almost two dozen empty holiday caravans on the site and persuaded her old school friend Natalie Melville that it would be a very effective PR exercise to let the family use one of them for the Christmas period.

“Ok stop” Natalie said “You had me at “melted snow” and “smouldering wrapping paper”

I’ll check with maintenance which ones are ready to use and drop a key off to you this afternoon”

“Thanks Nat”

 

The third call was to another old friend, Jenny Rawlings, who she knew would get the word around, after all the three best forms of communication were Television, Telephone and tell Jen.

And her final call was to Richard Stephenson at the company headquarters to get his permission to donate some food from the shop and she was very persuasive and took her less than ten minutes to get him to agree, so by the time Phil awoke from his surprisingly comfortable sleep in her “office” everything was arranged.

 

Natalie was good to her word and duly arrived at Whitecliff Hill just after 2 pm and gave Martyn and Michelle the key to one of the Melville holiday caravans on the park which they were welcome to use until the end of March, free of charge, which would give them time to get back on their feet.

The Taylors were overcome by Melville's generosity but that was only the beginning because Jenny had done her part and put the word around and in the space of a day-and-a-half, friends, family and strangers helped the family.

They brought clothing, footwear, bedding, crockery, cutlery, towels and all of the basics as well as a Christmas Tree and decorations.

 

Phil just stood open mouthed and looked on and when he could speak he asked

“When did you arrange all of this?”

“When you were asleep” she replied

“Really?” Phil said in amazement “You’ve worked wonders, you are a force of nature”

“Not really, I figured out what was wanted and made a few phone calls and ask nicely”

“And what do you do when there is something that you want?” he asked

“I ask nicely” she said slipping her hand in his “and hold his hand”

 

So due to the generosity of friends and strangers alike the Taylor's were able to enjoy their Christmas after all and look forward to a hopeful New Year just five days after they thought their Christmas dreams had gone up in smoke.
This heart-warming story just goes to prove without any shadow of doubt that the Christmas spirit truly dwells within the hearts of mankind.

And because of Kirsty’s generosity of heart and Phil’s heroism they decided that love wasn’t a distraction after all.

 

But Kirsty and Phil’s involvement with the Taylor’s Christmas continued right up until Christmas Eve, where after having spent much of Christmas Eve in each other’s arms, crept through the darkness, and left a Christmas sack on their doorstep.

So come Christmas Day the Taylor boys had more presents to open, toys, games, a Scalextric set, puzzles, footballs and signed football shirts for their favourite football team the Abbottsford Knights while Phil and Kirsty spent Christmas Day with her mum for what was to be their first and her mums last.

Tales from the Finchbottom Vale – (77) The Roespring Verger in the Vicarage Garden

 

Downshire is a relatively small English county but like a pocket battleship it packs a lot in, a short but beautiful coastline, a channel port, the Ancient forests of Dancingdean and Pepperstock, the craggy ridges and manmade lakes of the Pepperstock Hills National Park, the rolling hills of the Downshire Downs, the beautiful Finchbottom Vale and farm land as far as the eye can see from the Trotwood’s and the Grace’s in the south to the home of the Downshire Light infantry, Nettlefield, and their affluent neighbour’s, Roespring and Tipton in the north and our story begins in the affluent village of Roespring.

 

As Mark Adams took an extended recuperative walk around his neighbourhood in Roespring he was walking ten feet tall.

He had been in and out of hospital for the previous ten years following a bad car accident just after his 15th birthday.

But the reason he walking with such a spring in his step was because of a change in his treatment, a very medicinal treatment in the form of Abigail Evans, who was the verger at St Catherine’s where her Uncle, James Hall, was the vicar.

She was a beautiful red head with pale skin and freckled cheeks with whom he had fallen in love and the special medicine stemmed from the afternoon when they had given each other their innocence and in the month that followed they shared further intimacies and their love had deepened.

The purpose of the walk that afternoon was however less about recuperation and more about killing time until it was time to see his girlfriend Abigail again.

And after about forty minutes he could wait no longer so he headed off towards the vicarage to see her.

On the way he met Reverend Hall coming the other way, he liked the Vicar and although he was desperate to be elsewhere he spent about 10 minutes in conversation with him.

 

When he arrived at the vicarage he let himself in through the back gate and he found Abigail sitting on a blanket on the lawn reading a book, wearing a green bikini top and on her lower half was a floral sarong, which he presumed was hiding the partner to her bikini top.

Mark approached her on her blind side

“Hello sexy” he said and she almost jumped out of her skin

“Hello” she said blushing as she tried to catch her breath.

“Sorry I didn’t mean to scare you,” he said

“Well you did” she retorted

“Yes I did” he admitted “I was trying to scare the pants off you”

“Shush” she replied “Uncle James will hear you”

“It’s ok, he’s gone to the church, I just passed him in the lane” he corrected her

“Oh, ok then give me a kiss”

 

After a long sustained kiss he said

“Be careful you don’t catch the sun again”

“I have sunscreen on” she replied “but you can always top me up”

“You know what happened the last time I put cream on your back?” he reminded her

“I don’t mind taking a risk” Abigail said and lay face down on the blanket and Mark knelt down next her and perused her pale young body.

Abigail had her head turned to one side and was facing away from him.

He squirted some cream on her back and began to gently rub in the lotion.

“How does that feel?” he asked

“Lovely” she replied

“I need to undo your bikini top honey” Mark said “so I can do it properly”

“Ok” she said dreamily, so he undid it and pulled it softy away from her skin and then he slowly rubbed in the surplus lotion until it was all worked in to her pale freckled skin like a long relaxing massage.

When he had worked in the last of the lotion he gave her a playful slap on her bum cheek and said

“All done”

“Thank you”

“That’s ok it’s the least I could for the girl I love” he said

“What?” she said turning her head to look at him

“I said it’s the least I could do” he repeated

“No the other bit” she asked earnestly “you said the “girl I love””

“Yes that’s right, I love you Abigail Evans” he said proudly

“You do?” she asked

“Yes”

“I love you too” Abigail said and rolled onto her back and pulled him down so she could kiss him.

 

Abigail was laying on the blanket looking like the cat that got the cream while Mark looked at her.

“You’d better make yourself decent before the vicar gets back from matins” he said wishing they could stay there forever.

Eventually she did make a move and Abigail was just straightening her clothes when her uncle, the vicar, opened the back gate.