Monday, 15 August 2022

MY CHRISTMAS GIFT TO YOU

 

My Christmas gift to you

Is not wrapped up in coloured paper,

Tied with ribbon and bows

And hidden beneath the tree

It’s visible for all to see

It is written on my face

Like ink on parchment

It spills out from my heart

Like boiling milk from a pan

It emanates from my every pore

And surrounds us all

My Christmas gift to you

Is my never ending love

 

PS – there are gifts under the tree as well

Uncanny Christmas Tales – (043) The Christmas Adventure

 Gary Smith and Carla Lund were staying on a camp site in the Finchbottom Vale that was once a working railway station before it fell foul of Dr Beeching and his cuts, in a place called Sharpinghead.

The two of them were staying in a converted signal box which was comfortable enough but because of the limited floor space it had bunk beds which didn’t go down well at all with Carla, she wanted a double bed and plenty of comfort and more than a little loving.

“What the hell are they?” she said when she saw the bunks

“A challenge” Gary replied flippantly but she was not impressed

“We’re not 13” she said,

It was not an insurmountable problem as far as he was concerned but she just wasn’t the adventurous type.

Although Gary could remember the time when she was, a time when she enjoyed a kiss and a cuddle in the woods back in the days when they were courting but she seemed to have forgotten just how much.

The bunk beds were bad enough, but Carla really lost it when she realized there was also no toilet or bathroom ensuite and the nearest facilities were 60 yards away.

She stormed out and left Gary to unpack and she was gone for hours, in fact Gary was already asleep in the bottom bunk when she got back.    

The next morning just after first light he had to get up to the toilet, he wasn’t going to bother dressing but trotted the 60 yards to the toilet in his pants.

When he returned to the signal box, he quietly closed the door and was just tiptoeing across the room when he spied, highlighted in the early morning light, Carla’s naked buttocks protruding from beneath her duvet and written on a post it note, stuck to one buttock was one single word “Sorry”.

And that was when he woke her in the dawn light and the adventure returned to their marriage.

 

After that first surrender to adventure Carla felt alive and tingling all over and was keen to try some more while Gary was just intent on enjoying it while it lasted.

But the new adventurous Carla didn’t leave her sexual escapades in Sharpinghead when the summer holiday was over, and they spent their spare time exhaustively finding ever more adventurous ways to satisfy her brains out.

But they were also regular visitors back to the Vale where they would revisit sights of old adventures, where he would sully her anew, as well as finding new and evermore sensual exploits.

Which was why they took every opportunity to get back to the Vale because their intimate exchanges always seemed hotter there than anywhere else.

So, they became regulars at Maxlins holiday camp in Sharpinghead as its size and range of activities gave them ever more opportunities of making nerve tingling dirty adventurous memories.

Which was why they found themselves back in Sharpinghead in December on one of the big Santa’s Grotto weekends at Maxlins holiday camp where they planned making nerve tingling dirty Christmas memories.

The Grotto was decorated with red and gold velvet drapes, adorned with tinsel and coloured lights, with a huge throne in the furthest corner surrounded by Christmas parcels and leading to the throne was a fake snow-covered path and on one side of it was a festive tableau of snowmen and reindeer and on the other side Santa’s sleigh was parked.

And when they first saw it, they looked at each other and Gary asked

“Throne of sleigh?”

“Both” she replied with a giggle

“Both it is then for my dirty little Christmas minx”

“Adventurous dirty little Christmas minx, if you don’t mind” she corrected him.

 

So, on Saturday night they sneaked past security and made their way into the grotto.

“Come on Carla, the costumes are through there” Gary said and led the way.

Carla rummaged through a rail of costumes and after a few minutes she appeared holding a Santa suit.

“This one will do for you” she said “put it on and I’ll be back in a minute”

When she returned, Santa was sitting on the throne and she was dressed as an Elf, green fitted tunic, with gold buttons, deep red tights, red and white striped knee socks and pixie boots with turned up toes.

“There’s one more customer for Santa” she said and sat on his knee.

“I’m almost certain that you’re on the naughty list” Santa said.

“I’m nice and naughty” Carla said and giggled

Then Santa discarded his beard and kissed her, and after a prolonged period of heavy petting, he gave her, her Christmas present from behind on Santa’s throne.

 

Unfortunately, the security guard interrupted their fun before he could sully her on the sleigh as well, so they had to leave the Grotto in a hurry, they took the costumes with them though and used them the following weekend when Santa mounted his Elf on Santa’s sleigh to their mutual satisfaction.

THIS IS OUR FIRST CHRISTMAS

 

This is our first Christmas

As husband and wife

The very first Christmas

Of our married life

This is our first Christmas

Together in our house

The very first Christmas

With my very own spouse

Uncanny Christmas Tales – (042) A Very Revealing Christmas

 

The Dulcets were a collection of villages and hamlets comprising of Dulcet Meadow, Dulcet-on-Willow, Dulcet Green and Dulcet-on-Brooke, to name but a few, and of course Dulcet St Mary which was where the Dulcet Garden Centre was located, and where Assistant Manager Lily Rodney was taking early retirement, thus creating a vacancy and Lily had no hesitation in recommending twenty-seven-year-old Jennifer Evans as her replacement.

 

Jenni was a pretty girl with long straw-coloured hair and stood barely five feet tall, delicate, and slender who looked like a breath of wind would blow her away, but she was as strong as an ox.

She had started at the center while she was still at school, as weekend staff and Lily took her under her wing, and they had become firm friends over the years.

Jenni was absolutely gob smacked when Lily recommended her for Assistant Manager, and in response she worked tirelessly to repay her faith in her.

This meant that she was always first in at the start of the day and very rarely went home on time in the evening which didn’t leave much time for her love life, so she didn’t have a significant other. There was a girl at the Garden Centre that she liked in that way, but she wasn’t sure if her feelings were reciprocated.

Tasha Hayle was only 20 and worked in the café, Jenni thought she was gorgeous, five-foot tall, Filipino mother, part Spanish father, brown eyes, demerara skin, round bum, narrow waist, large breasts, and a smile that melted Jenni’s heart.

But when she was within ten feet of her, her brains turned to mush.

After six months Jenni hadn’t spoken a whole sentence to Tasha until her 21st birthday, a month before Christmas, when they all went to the pub and Jenni bought her some novelty knickers with Penguins on them because she knew she had a thing about Penguins.

Tasha liked her present very much and was well aware of the effect she had on Jenni, and she really loved it, but she thought it was time for her to put her out of her misery.

 

It was Jenni’s first day off for more than a month and she wanted to go Christmas shopping in Abbottsford and spend most of the day at the Phoenix Shopping Centre.

She particularly wanted to go to Hanratty’s Department Store, the lingerie department to be precise as she needed some new undies, and Hanratty’s knickers were her favourite.

So, she had spent more than half an hour browsing and had a number of sets in her basket and was just admiring a red satin teddy when someone said

“Oooh, I like that”

Jenni turned around and saw that it was Tasha

“Er…um…er” she stuttered, and Tasha laughed

“I bet it will look lovely on” she said, and Jenni couldn’t even manage a stutter and went as red as the Teddy and Tasha walked away giggling.

Jenni had lost sight of her but Tasha had stayed close by as she paid for her scanties’ and then reappeared as she left the department before leading her on an adventure through the store until they ended up in Ladieswear and Tasha stopped by a rack of silk blouses, and after a discreet look around to make sure the coast was clear and then she turned toward Jenni and pulled the front of her leggings down, intended to show her she was wearing the Penguin pants, however she had inadvertently pulled them down as well and flashed Jenni her uncultivated lady garden.

When she saw Jenni staring at her with her eyes on stalks and mouth wide open, she laughed, but when she saw Jenni was still staring open mouthed, she was amazed by her reaction to a flash of her knickers.

So, she looked down and saw exactly what she had been flashing.

“Oh my God” she exclaimed and pulled her leggings back up and ran towards the cubicles and very excited Jennifer Evans followed her into an empty cubicle.

“You weren’t supposed to see that” Tasha said as she stood in the corner facing the wall.

“I just wanted to get your attention”

“Well, you’ve certainly got my attention, but I’ve always noticed you” Jenni said and giggled

“But I liked what I saw”

“I know you did” Tasha replied as she slowly turned around but without raising her eyes

“You were only supposed to see my Penguin pants”

“An early Christmas Present for me then” she said and putting hand gently beneath her chin, she lifted her head and kissed her, but not just a Christmas Kiss.

YOU’RE MY CHRISTMAS ANGEL

 

You’re my Christmas angel

You’re my very own Christmas delight.

Please stay with me tonight

Uncanny Christmas Tales – (041) Love in the Snow

 

Abbottsford is Downshire’s administrative capital and the seat of the Downshire government, it iss also a Cathedral City, is home to Abbottsford Town football club and benefits from the renowned Winston Churchill Hospital.

It is also a place of learning thanks to the Downshire University, which is where, long-time friends Abbie Musgrove and Sonja Prinsloo were in their first year.

Both girls had rooms on the same landing in student halls and spent all their free time together.

They were all packed ready for the trip home for Christmas but when it snowed, they quickly made a beeline for the park, and they were surprised to find that more students hadn’t had the same idea.  

After about an hour and a half they were both breathless and panting, Abbie sat on a park bench to catch her breath while Sonja scrambled around in the snow making a snowman while chatting inanely about the best technique for the perfect snowman, but Abbie was more focused on the speaker than her words.

Sonja wasn’t beautiful in the way that most people considered that Abbie was, but she thought she was only on the attractive side of beautiful by virtue of the fact that she never wore a scrap of makeup, but she thought with a little makeup on her pretty face she’d have looked gorgeous.

“More gorgeous anyway” Abbie thought

She was suddenly brought back to the moment when Sonja said

“We’d better get moving”

“What?”

Sonja pointed heavenward

Abbie looked up to see the sky had visibly darkened.

“Ok” she said “Let’s go”

They scrambled their way back through the snow and on the most exposed part of the park the moment the snow fell in earnest, big wet flakes, falling like fury.

“Quick this way” Abbie said and grabbed Sonja’s hand and they ran to the nearest large tree which offered them some protection from the snowfall, and they were giggling like schoolgirls when they reached sanctuary and squeezed up close to the trunk.

Abbie looked down at the giggling Sonja as large wet snowflakes dripped from the tip of her aquiline nose.

She giggled again and put her head back and shook it like a dog would, and that was when Abbie did it.

 

Sonja was only 5ft tall so with Abbie’s 4” height advantage over her she was in the unusual position of being able to kiss downwards on to Sonja’s inviting lips.

It was a deliciously gentle kiss to which Sonja responded to in kind.

When they had stopped Sonja looked up at Abbie and said

“I wasn’t expecting that”

Then Abbie kissed her again, a much more urgent, passion filled kiss altogether, perhaps too much so, because Sonja suddenly pushed her away.

“No, no” she said “I can’t”

Then she ran off through the snow

“Sonja!” Abbie called “Please don’t go, I’m sorry”

But she just kept going and didn’t look back.

 

Abbie traipsed home miserably through the snow, kicking her way through slushy puddles, and chastising herself for her stupidity, and her haste.

“You idiot, you stupid idiot, you’ve lost your friend now” she shouted into the snow.

 

She got back to her room in halls and silently stripped off her wet clothes and dried her hair before redressing then she switched on the kettle and got out two mugs, but she paused and put one back.

Abbie was just pouring the hot water onto a teabag when there was a gentle knock at the door, so she put the kettle down and walked to the door and when she opened it, she saw Sonja standing in the hall looking like a drowned rat.

“I don’t want to run away” she said pathetically

“You don’t have to baby” Abbie said “Come inside”

Her heart swelled as she looked at the beautiful forlorn creature dripping on the carpet, and she quickly wrapped her in dry towels.

Abbie dried Sonja’s fine dark brown hair and when she stood there wrapped in fluffy white towels with damp tousled hair, she looked at Abbie with her big brown eyes and asked

“Can you kiss me now?”

Abbie’s heart skipped a beat and she smiled at Sonja and duly obliged her.

A CHRISTMAS DREAM

 

It was just another dream

That I awoke from that morn

It was a very familiar dream

A regular one rather well worn

 

The theme was the same as usual

The dream was all about you

Just another stupid dream

That will never come true

 

But it wasn’t exactly the same

It was a variation on a theme

This time it had changed

It was a Christmas dream

 

But this time it felt so real

Will it ever come true?

This Christmas dream of mine

About spending Christmas with you