Friday, 8 December 2023

Uncanny Love Tales – (059) Doubting

 

Rob Allen arrived at the Andersons house and was talking to Ken and Linda, his girlfriend’s parents, in the kitchen, and after a few minutes Marcia arrived to find the three of them standing in close order on one side of the room.

“Hello babe” she said as she walked over and kissed Rob.

“I didn’t know you were here I didn’t hear the bell”.

She didn’t hear it because he didn’t ring it, but she didn’t know that, but she did realise something was amiss.

“Why are you all huddled over here?” she said suspiciously and tried to peer behind them.

“Well, there is something we want to do before we leave for the restaurant” Ken said falteringly and with military precision and not unlike the red sea, they parted to reveal a pile of birthday presents and an enormous cake.

“What’s all this?” she said, “I already had my present”.

She had wanted tickets to Covent Garden to see Madame Butterfly, which were like gold dust so wasn’t expecting anything else. 

“We wanted you to have something to open” Rob said.

So, she set about the task and as she ripped off the paper her eyes widened with delight, and she smiled broadly.

“You shouldn’t have, you’ve already spent too much” she said with a frown that lasted a nano second and then she was smiling again.

Ken and Linda were hugging as they watched their daughter’s joy, no doubt remembering long passed moments from her childhood.

Then Marcia hugged and kissed her parents and when she turned to Rob, he was expecting the same but instead she poked him, hard.

“As for you” she said sternly and poked him again “all that tosh you spouted about how lucky I was to get those tickets”.

Then he got another poke

“And all the time”

Poke

“You were planning this”.

Poke

“Pretty much” he confirmed, then he got his hug and kiss.

“I love you,” she said.

“Steady” he said you’ll make me blush.

“I love you too”.  

That kind of set the tone for the rest of the evening and they had a lovely time.

Midway through the evening while her mum was in the loo and Ken had gone in search of the wine waiter, she leant over and kissed him moistly on the lips.

“I really do love you, Rob” she said.

“And I really do love you too” he replied.

“I hope so” she said, that was what he thought she said anyway, she was a little drunk and slurred a bit, so he wasn’t sure.

Rob was going to ask her to say it again but just at that moment her parents returned to the table and the moment was gone and it was such a great evening that he didn’t think of it again, until the next day.

When he could think of little else, why would she be unsure of his sincerity? He had no answer, but he thought that he was going to lose her if he wasn’t careful and then he’d be sorry.

So, he pledged to himself that loving her was not enough, he had to demonstrate that love so she would never doubt him again.

Uncanny Love Tales – (058) Tamed by Rachel

 

15 miles inland from Sharpington-By-Sea, equidistant between the seaside resort and Pepperstock Green was the rambling village of Brookley where Eddie Priest lived.

Eddie had a not unwarranted reputation as a bit of a womanizer, and he was always entertaining some female or other at his house, and he was fairly indiscriminate in his choice of bed mate and cast his net far and wide, and that was his life, a constant conveyor belt of conquests, however that was before Rachel Wilkie entered his life.

Rachel was a junior Doctor and had just got a job at St Lucy's Hospital in Sharpington but while she was saving money to get her own place to live, she moved in with her older sister Carole, and Carole lived next door to Eddie.

She was a was a few years younger than he was and he cast his eye over her immediately, but she appeared immune to his advances, partly because Carole had blackened his name, but mainly because she was waiting for him to reveal himself.

She had met womanizers at university and there were some who lived for the conquest, some were addicted to sex, and others who were just pretty boys who couldn’t say no, Rachel wanted to know which one he was, because she liked the look of him and hoped he was a pretty boy who could learn to say no.

 

It was nine months after she moved to Brockley that she decided to take a chance on him, despite his reputation and Carole’s warnings, they went on a date, but under the radar, no one could know, especially not Carole.

They enjoyed the first date, then one date led to another and so on and so forth and it made it exciting to sneak around.

They had been dating in secret for over 3 months when they first slept together, which was in a Hotel in Sharpington, 

Three months after that and several more Hotel rooms they slept in his bed for the first time, and it was like breaking a taboo and cemented their relationship.

But they over did it and lost track of time and he didn’t get downstairs until after lunch and he waited for Rachel to tiptoe downstairs after him.

“You’ll have to go out the back” he whispered “Caroles in the front garden”.

“Oh crap” she said kissed him and snook out the back door only to return a minute later.

“Frank’s painting the fence” she said, “We’re going to get caught”.

“No, we’re not caught yet” he said and then explained what he was going to do.

 

He opened the door, stepped outside, and left it ajar.

“My God” Carole said, “You do know it’s the afternoon”. 

“Have some respect for the dead” he responded, “I had a late night”.

“And I can just imagine what you were doing” she said and then gesturing towards the car on his drive she added “I suppose this carriage belongs to the lucky princess?”

“No” He replied, “Cinders went home already”.

“So, whose is that?”

“It’s my brother’s, he went to Amsterdam for the weekend” he explained “he’s picking it up later”.

“Really?” she said doubtfully.

“In fact, can I ask a favour, I need to go out for an hour or so, if I leave the door on the latch can you let him in so he can get the keys?”

“Ok” she said, “I’m going to be a couple of hours finishing off out here”.

He went back to the house and winked at Rachel who was crouched down behind his brother’s car, then he closed the front door and with her safely out of sight he walked down the path to speak to her sister.

“Hey Carole” he called, and she turned to face him “I’m going out now”.

While he kept her attention Rachel crept out from behind the car and crossed Caroles lawn like a commando and safely into the house

“If he comes before I get back, can you lock the door for me?”

“Sure thing” she replied.

 

Although they got away with it by the skin of their teeth they decided not to dice with death for a while and went back to hotel liaisons, for a while.

Uncanny Love Tales – (057) I have a Confession to make

 

On the west side of Downshire is Eastchapel, a quiet medieval village living in the shadow of its noisy neighbour, the Industrial powerhouse of Northchapel and it is also the home of the Cripps family and had been for century’s.

The house, named Twelve Trees, had once been a row of labourer’s cottages, was now home to brothers Aaron and Grant, and their father Roland although he had been in hospital for some time.

However, as he had been told they could do no more for him than palliative care he told his sons he wanted to die in his own home.

The brothers were happy to accommodate him, but some adjustments needed to be made first, such as the front path which needed to be widened to accommodate a wheelchair, the front door was already wide enough as was the hallway.

So, he called Cath Hopkins who along with her sister ran their own Landscape Gardening business, and they were very successful.

They did a cracking job on the path and had it finished in time for Roland’s return to his home.

After his passing Aaron called Cath again for another quote.

When she called around Aaron said

“The path still looks great by the way, but we’ll have to re-landscape the front garden now”.

“We?” Cath said, “Me and Julie have to re-landscape”.

“There’s no “I” in team Cath” He replied, and they both laughed.

“So, what would you like me to do?” she asked.

“I don’t really know” he replied.

“Could you design something for me?”

“No problem, I’ll come up with something for you” she replied.

 

However, two months later he still hadn’t heard anything, and it wasn’t until Christmas when she said to him sheepishly.

“I have a confession to make,”.

“What’s that?” he asked. 

“I haven’t finished designing you garden yet” she said and covered her face with her hands.

“Is that all?” he asked.

“What? You’re not cross with me?” she said through her fingers.

“Of course, not” he replied.

“But I have no excuse” she admitted “no convoluted set of circumstances that would constitute a noble reason for not doing what I promised”.

“You fell in love,” he said simply.

“Yes, I did” She responded blushing.

“Well what better reason is there than that?” he continued.

“Not very professional though” Cath said hanging her head.

“Sometimes life just has a habit of getting in the way,” Aaron said philosophically.

“I’m so sorry” she said.

“Don’t be silly, it’s not important,” He said, “just do it when you can”.

But she didn’t look convinced.

“Look, you’re so lucky, you’ve found love, just be happy”.

“I am happy,” she said “and…”

“And what?” He asked.

“We’re getting engaged” Cath told him.

“That’s fantastic,” he said genuinely.

“We haven’t told anyone yet” she explained, “So don’t tell Julie”.

“Why not?”

“She’ll be upset” she replied.

“Why would she be upset?” he asked.

“Because I told you first” she said and giggled.

“You’d better tell her quick then” he said.

Uncanny Love Tales – (056) Be my Valentine

 

On the west side of Downshire is Eastchapel, a quiet medieval village living in the shadow of its noisy neighbour, the Industrial powerhouse of Northchapel and it also the home of Cath Hopkins who along with her sister Julie ran their own Landscape Gardening business, and they were very successful.

But there was one aspect of her life in which she was unfulfilled,

she had watched all those close to her find their special someone but at the age of thirty-four she was still alone.

However, she had found her special someone, though he had yet to reciprocate her feelings. 

So, as it was a leap year, and with recent events fresh in her mind and with Valentines Day rapidly approaching, she had decided it was now time to force him out of his torpor and sharpen his focus and get him to declare himself.

 

It was after Evensong when Cath watched Reverend Nigel Huffer as he left the Church and walked through the fog to the Vicarage, a few minutes later Cath was knocking on the Vicarage door.

When the door opened, he said.

“Oh, Hello Cath, this is a nice surprise”.

“Hi Nigel” she said with a smile.

“Can you spare me ten minutes?”

“Of course, come in, come in” he replied fussily “The kettle is on”.

 

After he had made them a drink they sat on the sofa in his sitting room when he asked.

“So how can I help?”

“Well to come straight to the point” she said.

“I want you to marry me”.

“Oh, oh, um, I see” he replied in surprise then added distantly.

“Congratulation’s”

“Thank you”

“Do you have a date in mind?” he asked reaching for his diary.

“I still need to discuss that with the groom” she said.

“And who is the groom?” he asked.

“Well, I was kind of hoping it would be you Nigel” she replied and put her hand on his.

“Oh!” he responded and squeezed her hand.

 

It was 4 am when the vicarage door silently opened and Cath slipped out into the fog having received her answer, several times.

Uncanny Love Tales – (055) Life was too Short

 

On the west side of Downshire is Eastchapel, a quiet medieval village living in the shadow of its noisy neighbour, the Industrial powerhouse of Northchapel and it is also the home of the Cripps family and had been for century’s.

The house, named Twelve Trees, had once been a row of labourer’s cottages, was now home to brothers Aaron and Grant, and their father Roland although he had been in hospital for some time.

However, as he had been told they could do no more for him than palliative care he told his sons he wanted to die in his own home.

The brothers were happy to accommodate him, but some adjustments needed to be made first, such the front path which needed to be widened to accommodate a wheelchair, the front door was already wide enough as was the hallway.

 

Grant Cripps was an independent Publisher and needed to be in  Frankfurt for the book fair and it was not something he could miss at short notice, so his brother Aaron had to arrange to have the front path widened to accommodate a wheelchair and clearing the dining room to accommodate a hospital bed with enough chairs for the visitors,  and the subsequent decorating that was required.

However, he was rewarded for his endeavours by finally getting together with Julie Hopkins, which Grant doubted would ever happen.

 

When he returned home from the book fair, he found the house eerily quiet, and he didn’t much like it at all, he had been denied his own company for so long while he was away that he craved some time alone, but now he had what he craved he didn’t like it.

Aaron had taken Julie away for a couple of days as a birthday present and the events that occurred while he was in Germany gave him pause, his father’s terminal illness and Aaron starting a relationship with Julie, made him realise that life was too short.

So, when he awoke next morning Grant was restored to his pre-Frankfurt best, full of vim and vigour and ready to take on the world.

 

After breakfast he took a call from Reverend Huffer, reminding him that there was a Parish Council Meeting that evening at the Church Hall, and who the expected attendees were, so when he hung up, he smiled to himself.

A couple of hours later his brother Aaron returned home and they had some catching up to do, which they did over a late lunch and as Aaron was also on the committee, they walked into the village together for the appointed time.

As they approached the Church Hall, he saw Cath Hopkins and her sister Julie, crossing the road, followed by the Vicar, Nigel Huffer, and his verger Katarzyna Karabin.

Once inside they found the remaining members of the committee were already there and seated at the table. 

Pleasantries were exchanged after which the business of the day could commence.

 

After the meeting they were all going over to the pub, but Katarzyna was always the last to leave because she always put the room back in order before locking up, so Grant hung back until the others had gone.

“Do you need some help?” he asked.

“Oh, um, yes please” she replied, “that would be nice?”

So, he stacked the chairs while she cleared the cups out to the kitchen, then when he was finished, he joined her in the kitchen to wipe up as she washed the cups.

“So how was the book fair?” she asked.

“It was good”.

“It must have been heaven for someone who loves books the way you do” she said.

“I do love books” he agreed “But not as much as I love you”.

“What?” she exclaimed and dropped a cup in the sink.

“I said “not as much as I love you”” he replied and turned her around to face him.

“Everything else pales into insignificance compared to you” he said placing a hand on her cheek and inclined her head upwards so he could kiss her trembling lips.

Uncanny Love Tales – (054) Avoiding the Party

 

On the west side of Downshire is Eastchapel, a quiet medieval village living in the shadow of its noisy neighbour, the Industrial powerhouse of Northchapel and it is also the home of the Cripps family and had been for century’s.

The house, named Twelve Trees, had once been a row of labourers’ cottages, was now home to brothers Aaron and Grant, and their father Roland although he had been in hospital for some time.

However, as he had been told they could do no more for him than palliative care he told his sons he wanted to die in his own home.

The brothers were happy to accommodate him, but some adjustments needed to be made first, such as the front path which needed to be widened to accommodate a wheelchair, the front door was already wide enough as was the hallway.

They could clear the dining room and there would be plenty of space to accommodate a hospital bed with enough chairs for the visitors and there was a downstairs bathroom across the hall, it was just a case pf getting it cleared and ready for the bed and other medical equipment which was arriving in just over a week.

 

On Monday morning Cath Hopkins knocked on Aaron’s door, she and her sister Julie had their own Landscape Gardening business, and in response to his phone call, was there to quote on a new path and removal of the step.

Cath said she would phone him with a price but said that they were  quite busy and wasn’t sure when they would be able to fit him in.

However, after he explained why he needed it doing sooner she said not to worry and that she would rearrange the diary.

They shared a coffee, and she asked after Grant and was he going to be homed that week, and Aaron thought he detected an air of disappointment when he said he would be away until after the weekend.

After she was gone, he made a start packing away the contents of the dining room.

 

The next morning Cath phoned him to say that she and Julie would start work on the new path on Thursday but that the materials would be delivered sometime Wednesday afternoon, and would he be at home to receive it, and he confirmed that he would.

In fact, he was going to be home all week as he had taken two weeks leave to prepare for his dad’s arrival.

34-year-old Aaron was the eldest son by two years and was having to deal with everything on his own because his brother Grant was in Frankfurt for the book fair and as an independent publisher it was not something he could miss at short notice.

In the afternoon a couple of friends arrived with a van to help move the larger pieces of furniture out of the dining room, which were loaded on the van, and they took them to a storage unit.

The problem was with the furniture gone it was apparent that he would need to redecorate the room, so added that to his list.

 

On Wednesday he continued his endeavours in the house interrupted only by occasional pangs of hunger and the promised delivery of building supplies Cath had forewarned him about being deposited on his drive.

Bright and early Thursday morning Cath knocked on the door.

“Hi Aaron” she said brightly “Julie’s on her way”.  

“Cath!! You’re early” he replied.

“Yes, I know, but it’s the only way” she said, “is the kettle on?”

“It’s not but come in anyway” he said.

After making a drink they sat at the kitchen table and chatted for the first time for ages

“Are you going to Julie’s birthday party” She asked.

“No, I don’t think so” he replied, “I’m not sure I’ll have the energy, and I’m not much of a party person to be honest”.

“That’s a shame, it’s her 30th”.

“I still have a lot to do in the house ready for next week” he added.

“But its Julie’s birthday” she insisted, “You have to come, she’ll be very disappointed if you don’t”.

“Well, we’ll see,” he said, “if I get finished in time”.

“That means no, then,” she said suspiciously.

“It means if I get finished in time” he said.

“Hmmm” she exclaimed and then added.

“Please come you’ll enjoy it”.

“We’ll see,” He reiterated.

There was no more mention of the party after Julie arrived.

 

After coffee the girls set about laying the new front path and he made a start on the decorating and stayed at it for the best part of the day, only stopping to feed and water the girls.

The weather couldn’t have been better for the job and by the end of the day Cath and Julie had done really well and had got all the foundation work done.

Because the old, stepped path was being replaced by one all on the same level, much of the first day was spent building up the level confined within retaining walls, they worked on until 7.30pm to make sure they completed stage one, and as they stayed so late, he ordered an Indian Takeaway, and they sat in his lounge eating off trays on their laps.

 

Friday began dull and overcast but the sun soon burst through and was perfect for Cath and Julie to lay the pavers.

While they toiled outside, he continued with the decorating and apart from providing a regular supply of hot drinks and giving them a hot lunch, he worked on it all day while the girls pressed on outside.

When he stopped at four o’clock all the pavers were down, and Julie was just hosing off the drive.

 

He was up early on Saturday, which was just as well, because at 8 o’clock Julie arrived at the house dressed in work clothes.

“What are you doing here?” he asked, “on your birthday”.

“Happy Birthday by the way” he added and kissed her cheek and made her blush.

“Just checking on the path and there are one or two finishing touches to deal with”.

“Why so early?” he asked.

“Because when I’m done, I’m going to give you some help”.

she said.

“Help with what?” he asked puzzled.

“The stuff that’s preventing you from coming to my birthday party” she said.

“I did say I’d come if I was finished,” he said.

“Well, the sooner we get started the sooner we’ll be finished” Julie said cheerily.

 

So, after she had finished outside, they set to work, Julie set about dusting and hoovering while he started carrying things out to the garage, and by twelve o’clock they were all but finished, there was just one small sofa to take out and then they were done.

It wasn’t anything to do with clearing the dining room, it was just an old two-seater Cottage sofa that lived in the hall, and he’d been meaning to move it out to the garage for ages and hadn’t got around to it, so he decided while he had Julie’s help, he would finally move it into the garage.

So, the two of them set about the task and having man handled it out through front door from the hall they carried it across the drive and into the garage.

“Ok we’ll put it down here” he said, “I’ll decide what to do with it later”?

“So, all done then” Julie said.

“Thanks Julie, I couldn’t have done this without you”.

 

“So, no reason for you not to come to my party tonight then” she said.

He wanted to say yes but he was a quiet studious man who wasn’t good at social gatherings, so he replied.

“No, you don’t want me there”.

Julie was stood behind the sofa with her hands resting on the back and he was on the other side and turned away as he spoke.

Julie pushed the sofa sharply, so the edge of the seat pads caught him behind his knees.

“What the…” he exclaimed as he fell backwards, ending up sitting on the sofa and by the time he’d worked out what had happened Julie plopped down on his lap and her arm were around his neck.

“You are the only one I want there” she said softly and kissed him.

Uncanny Love Tales – (053) Wistful September

 

The traditional seaside resort of Sharpington-by-Sea, with its Victorian Pier, seafront hotels, crazy golf, The Palladium ballroom, well maintained gardens, promenade, theatre and illuminations, has all the usual things to have a great time by the seaside, as well as amusement arcades and of course the Sharpington Fun Park and the grand neighbourhood of Granite Hill, which in a nod to San Francisco, the locals had nicknamed Nob Hill, and Chris Townsend was a long-time resident.

But he spent just as much time down on the beach as he did at home as he had a beach hut at the North end of the beach, he particularly enjoyed the evenings because that was when he often ran in to Donna Mulholland, and that always made his day.

He saw her the first time back in May and it was love at first sight, but by the time September came around he still hadn’t asked her out, and he was fast running out of time.

On Friday he was running late and was just in time to see Donna and her sister Lorna walking down the promenade.

The sisters smiled to each other and shared a look and split up.

“Hello Chris” she said and gave him a beaming smile.

“Hi Donna, it’s a lovely evening, isn’t it?” he responded and returned her smile.

“Yes, we had better make the most of it” she said, “the Summer is nearly over”. 

“Indeed” he agreed wistfully.

“So, you had better hurry up and ask me out, so we can spend the autumn evenings together elsewhere” she said.

“Would you like too?” he asked.

“Oh Chris, of course I would” she replied and put her arm through his.