Thursday, 31 March 2022

Tales from the Finchbottom Vale – (01) Soft Lips and Sensible Shoes

 

The Finchbottom Vale is nestled comfortably between the Ancient Dancingdean Forest to the south and the rolling Pepperstock Hills in the north, those who are lucky enough to live there think of it as the rose between two thorns.

The Vale was once a great wetland that centuries earlier stretched from Mornington in the East to Childean in the west and from Shallowfield in the south to Purplemere in the north.

But over the many centuries the vast majority had been drained for agriculture, a feat achieved largely by the efforts of famous Mornington Mills, of which only three had survived to the present day and even those were no longer functional and were in various states of repair.   

There were only three small bodies of water left in the Vale now one in Mornington, one in Childean and third of course was Purplemere.

Throughout its history the Finchbottom Vale was largely dependent on agriculture and so it remained into the 21st century.

 

To the north of the Vale, in the lee of Pepperstock Hills, lay the modest town of Purplemere.

On the western side of the town was the residential area known as Hill Side, and in one of its many quiet road, called Oakham Crescent was Starlings House the home of Geoffrey and Thelma Haycock.

The pair had been married for twenty years and the overwhelming emotion in their union had grown to be indifference.

There was no love between them, which was a great shame, because it wasn’t always so.

They met and married while at University, it was love at first sight, she was a willowy cello playing student of sociology and he was a rugby playing budding engineer.

Not perhaps an obvious match on the face of it but it was without doubt a love match. 

When they were first married their love was all consuming and were a very loving couple and could never have envisaged being apart.

These feelings continued into their post graduate years until after ten years of marriage and a succession of miscarriages and the realization she would never bear a child the love faded first into uneasy friendship and finally to mere tolerance.

But for some reason they stayed together for another ten years, for his part he stayed with Thelma for the sake of the love that was once so abundant, for Thelma it was a kind of self-flagellation, Geoff was like a hair shirt.

It was to remind her of her failure as a wife and a woman.

 

By the time they reached their milestone 40th birthdays, which were only a week apart, they were complete strangers sharing a house, separate beds, separate rooms and separate lives.

He had survived the lonely years through his books and his work but whereas his books were as reliable as ever they had been his job had turned sour and he wasn’t sure what the future held.

Thelma coped with the emptiness in her life by throwing herself headlong into her work as a social worker and with endless voluntary work with the Citizens advice bureau and then there was the Women’s Institute, the parish council, committees for this, meetings for that and always organizing something and constantly planning for some event or other.

As a result the large house they shared in Purplemere was always hosting some meeting or group or subcommittee.

The house that they bought when they were in love, so it would one day be filled with laughing children, was instead full of chattering do-gooders.

 

On the many evenings the house was taken over by Thelma and her cronies, Geoff either went out or more often than not hid himself away in his study with his books.

He would sit in big leather chair with a book in his lap and his headphones on to drown out the chattering.

And that was how he would spend his evenings a good book and Rachmaninov or Mahler for company.

It was on one such evening when he first saw her.

 

He had been to the kitchen to get himself a coffee and it was when he was on the return leg to his study when there was a knock on the front door and as he was the closest he diverted to open it.

When he had done so he found a small woman in her early thirties with bobbed brown hair on the other side of it where she stood at the threshold staring down at her sensible shoes.

When she looked up she said in a small timid voice

“Hello, I’m Annest, I’m here for the meeting”

“Annest?” Geoff said “what a beautiful name”

“Thank you” she responded as her eyes returned to her shoes

“I’m Geoff, come in. the meeting is at the end of the hall”

She gave a weak smile and walked on down the hall and Geoff paused to watch her as she progressed in her black woolly tights and sensible shoes.

A nervous little kitten headed into the lion’s den.

When he was seated back in his study he Googled the name Annest and found it was of Greek origin and meant "pure or holy"

 

Over the following weeks he came to recognize her delicate knock on the door and more often than not managed to get there first to let her in.

She always appeared at the door the same way, eyes fixed on her shoes, dressed in black woolly tights and rather frumpy understated garb.

And when she finally glanced up he would see she wore little or no makeup, the merest hint if any at all, nothing to make her noticed, understated like her clothes, leaving her almost anonymous.

He found that the new visitor was so different from his wife’s normal cronies that she rather fascinated him.

 

As his curiosity was roused on one of the rare days when he and Thelma were engaged in rare conversation he said

“I noticed you have a new face among your number of late”

“Well there are several actually, which one do you mean?” she replied tersely

“Five foot nothing and sensible shoes” he clarified

“Oh the mouse” she replied

“Mouse?”

“Yes the others call her “mouse” as in “quiet as a church mouse”

“Because?”

“Because she’s quiet and she spends a lot of time at the church”

She snapped

“Why are you so interested?”

“I’m just curious” he replied “she just doesn’t seem to fit with your normal intake”

“No she doesn’t” Thelma agreed “A nice girl though and she’s very efficient, she actually does everything she’s asked to do in a timely fashion, most don’t”

And then as if to anticipate his next question she added

“I met her when she volunteered at the Citizens Advice Bureau”

And before he had a chance to respond she left the room.

 

Later that day Thelma was in the kitchen and as she stood at the kitchen sink she was watching the man she had once loved to distraction as he stood on the lawn raking up the autumn leaves.

Thelma regretted being sharp with Geoff earlier, it was the first time they had spoken sentences to each other for months and it was also the first time he had shown any interest in anything other than his books and music for years.

As she reflected on the conversation she hoped he had asked about Annest out of more than just curiosity as he had suggested and that it might lead somewhere because she had come to realize that things had to change.

Her fortieth birthday had been a watershed for her and when someone at work said

“Life begins at 40”

“Yes it does” she replied

That simple phrase “Life begins at 40” had really struck a chord and she thought about it and decided that hers very definitely would.

 

Annest Anderton was a thirty two year old spinster who had lived her whole life in the parish of St Johns in Purplemere.

She was brought up to be a miracle child by her mother who was 44 when she fell pregnant and her father was ten years older than her, and both her parents doted on their miracle all her life.

But as often happens to an only child born to middle-aged parents she ended up caring for them when infirmity struck.

First her father with Parkinson’s and then her mother with dementia.

She was 28 when, within weeks of each other, she lost both parents and she was all alone, by which time the world had moved on and left her behind. 

In the 5 years since her parents deaths she had made herself a very busy person, she worked four days a week as an administrator at St John’s Church in Purplemere, which was a large Victorian building in the town center, on Fridays she volunteered at the Citizens Advice Bureau also in the town center and on Saturdays she ran the church bookshop.

On Sunday’s she spent most of the day at church either worshiping or helping out in some capacity, Sunday school, serving drinks or setting up.

And in the evening’s she had recently become involved with Thelma Haycock’s committees.

So in fact she was an exceptionally busy person and the reason for her busyness was that she was lonely excruciatingly lonely.

And she thought that if she kept herself busy she wouldn’t have the time to notice her loneliness.

It didn’t work of course but she did it anyway.

She had hoped to make some friends among the committee members but the majority of the people on Thelma’s committees were not people of faith with the exception of the parish council and church event committees and those of a secular disposition seemed to resent her because of her faith.

Mainly they disliked her because she made them look bad, because she actually did what she promise to do.

Thelma was pleasant enough with her and her husband Geoff was always nice and she chatted with some of the members but she hadn’t made any friendships that extended beyond the meetings.

Some of the women were actually quite unpleasant to her and one in particular, Marisa Loock, was a bully.

She was a big unit from Holland build like a shot putter and had the personality of a storm trooper.

 

Geoff Haycock answered the door to Annest as he often did and they exchanged smiles and pleasantries as normal.

And then Geoff watched Annest as she went down the hall and then there was an increase in the volume of the murmurs as she went in.

Geoff was on his way to the kitchen to get his coffee when there was another knock, so he turned around and opened it and Lisa Gumbrell, a sour faced middle-aged woman pushed past him.

“And a heartfelt good evening to you too” Geoff said

And the woman just snorted in response.

He followed her down the hall as she walked into the lounge and he looked in and saw Annest seated nearest the door and she glanced in his direction and smiled.

He was returning her smile as Marisa Loock turned and said

“Anne! Anne! Let Lisa sit there”

“Annest” she retorted politely

“What?” The storm trooper barked

“Annest” she repeated “My name is Annest”

“Whatever, you need to move to let Lisa sit there”

Annest looked around her and asked

“Where will I sit?”

“Somewhere else” Marisa growled

Geoff was stood in the threshold of the door and had heard the exchange

“You old cow” he wanted to say but instead he said

“Stay there Annest, I’ll get another chair for the late comer”  

 

For some reason he felt protective of her and when he spoke to her she looked up and smiled, she had a lovely smile when she chose to deploy it.

So when he witnessed her being bullied by the by Marisa Loock he was moved to intervene.

“Stay there Annest, I’ll get another chair for the late comer” he said 

“Or you could just move” Marisa said to her in an intimidating tone

“That’s settled then Annest will stay where she is and I’ll fetch another chair” Geoff corrected her and Marisa and Lisa both turned and glared at him.

If their aggressive display was intended to disarm him it failed miserably, he was after all a rugby union player until only a few years earlier.

There were two chairs in easy reach of where he was, one was in the kitchen and the other in his study, the one in the study had a wobbly leg so he went and got that one.

When he returned to the lounge Marisa was still trying to bully Annest into moving.

“I don’t know why you’re being so selfish” she snarled “and causing all this fuss when you could just have moved”

“I looks to me like you’re the one making all the fuss”

Geoff said and set the wonky chair down

Marisa then turned her focus on him and was about to speak when he leant down and said in a hushed tone

“Before you say another word, just remember you are a guest in this house”

As he straightened up he glanced over at Thelma and she was smiling at him, he smiled back and as he left the room he thought how much he’d missed that smile.

 

Geoff had taken to leaving his study door open towards the end of the evening over the two months since Annest first knocked on the front door so he could see when people were leaving or to be more precise when she was leaving.

At first she would walk straight past the door with her head down and her eyes fixed on the sensible shoes, but gradually she progressed from a side wards glance through to a smile and even a wave but on that night she stopped by the door and said

“Thank you for earlier”

“No problem” he replied “You shouldn’t let them talk to you like that, you don’t deserve it”

“Thank you” she said a smiled a wondrous smile “Good night”

“Good night Annest”

It was at that moment when he realized that she no longer fascinated him, his feelings for her had moved on.

So if not fascination was it then infatuation or was it even deeper than that.

And if it was the “L” word what the hell was he going to do about it.

 

The weekend following the realization that his heart had been reawakened he was sitting in his study         contemplating his situation when there was a knock on his study door and when the door opened Thelma was standing there and she said.

“I think we need to talk”

“Yes” he agreed

 

They went into the lounge where Thelma opened a bottle of wine and filled two glances.

As they sat opposite each other they sipped their wine in silence for a more than ten minutes before she asked

“Are you happy Geoff?”

He stared at his glass for a moment before replying

“I was happy, once”

“Me too” she agreed sadly

There was another silence, shorter this time until Thelma took a deep breath and said

“We are both forty now but I still have hopes”

“Hopes?” Geoff asked

“Yes” she said “Hope that’s it’s not too late for one thing”

“What for us?”

“No, no,” she replied “for both of us”

“You mean its time?” Geoff said

“Yes, I think so” She replied

 

By the end of that weekend after a lot of frank speaking and soul searching Thelma and Geoff had made their plans.

Though in all honesty Geoff did not lack the will he doubted his ability to achieve his aims.

And so he spent many hours in his study over the following days racking his brain as to just how he should proceed.

It was during one such session in his study that he was interrupted by a tapping on the door.

He sighed at the unwelcome interruption and got out of his chair and crossed the room and steeled himself to be rude to whoever it was who was intruding on his thoughts.

He pulled open the door sharply

“Wha…?” he began but stopped himself when he realized it was Annest.

“Oh hello”

“Am I interrupting?” she said quietly

“No not at all” he replied “How can I help?”

“Thelma sent me to get a thesaurus, she said you have one” Annest said getting almost the whole sentence out without staring at her shoes.

“Yes I do” he said “Come in, it’s on the bookcase behind the door”

Annest stepped inside the room so he could close the door and they could both see the bookcase. 

“I think it’s on the middle shelf” Geoff said and was scanning along the row

“There it is” she said excitedly and reached for it but she was such a nervous little kitten that she fumbled the book and it fell to the floor.

“Oh shit” she said which made Geoff laugh

They both crouched down in unison to pick up the thesaurus and they found themselves nose to nose and inexplicably and without any warning she kissed him with her soft pale pink lips that tasted of peppermint.

For about 30 seconds they remained crouching down by the bookcase with no other contact other than their lips, and then all too soon it came to an abrupt end and she got hurriedly to her feet.

“Oh God I’m so sorry” she said and turned red faced to leave, but the door was closed and she had nowhere to go.

She was like a terrified rabbit caught in the headlights and repeated over and over “I’m sorry I’m sorry”

“Hush” Geoff said as he got to his feet “Hush”

And he lifted her chin so he could see her eyes and added “it’s ok”

Then with his hand still on her chin he guided her lips back to his.

 

After a long and prolonged kiss Geoff hugged her to his chest, kissed the top of her head and said

“Was it just the one book you were after?”

“For now” Annest said and giggled

“You’d better go before they send out a search party” Geoff said

“Do I have too?” she asked in a small mouse like voice.

“Yes” he said “for now”

 

Thelma smiled when she saw Annest return, looking flushed, to the lounge clutching the thesaurus to her chest. 

She had hoped when Geoff had asked about Annest that it might lead somewhere and when she saw Geoff defending her against Marisa’s aggression that night at the meeting she knew.

And as she watched Annest blushing in the doorway she knew for sure it was mutual.

 

Although most of Thelma’s committee meetings were at Starlings but a couple of times a month the meetings were held elsewhere.

And the night after he and Annest had kissed in his study was one of those nights so he would have to wait another day before he saw her again.

He poured himself a drink and headed towards his sanctum when he heard Thelma coming down stairs.

“I’m off Geoff I’ll see you later” she said and smiled “Have fun”

“Bye” he replied a little confused by her cheerfulness.

As the front door closed firmly behind her he walked into the study and said to himself

“At least I’ll have a nice quiet evening”

 

With his wife Thelma away from the house for a meeting, Geoff walked into his study and said to himself

“At least I’ll have a nice quiet evening”

But no sooner had his backside hit the leather of his Chesterfield than there was a loud knocking on the front door.

“I spoke too soon” he said getting up again “It had better not be Jehovah's Witnesses or I’ll tell them where they can stick their Watchtower”

He had opened the door expecting to find someone selling double glazing or upvc soffits or driveways but instead he found the little brunette who had stolen his heart.

“Hi” he said and his delight showed in the smile that lit up his whole face. “Come in”

“Thanks” She responded and stepped into the hall

“I didn’t expect to see you today” Geoff explained “The meeting isn’t being held here tonight, it’s at Daphne somebody’s” 

“I didn’t come for the meeting” Annest said boldly “I came for this” and with that she stood on her tiptoes and kissed him

 

It was about an hour after they had made love in his bed and Annest said as she lay beside him with the duvet pulled up under her chin.

“What did we do?”

“Do you mean you’ve forgotten already?” Geoff replied laying on his side watching her “I thought it was quite memorable”

“No I didn’t mean that” she said and rolled over onto her side to face him, “That was wonderful”

“You haven’t done that for a while have you?” he asked

“No not since college, but it wasn’t like that” she confessed

“I’m glad” Geoff replied

“You made my toes curl” she said and blushed

“I’m glad about that too” He added

“Does that happen every time?” she asked

“I don’t know, why don’t we find out” Geoff said and kissed her as he caressed her tenderly beneath the duvet.

 

“Well that answered my question” she said letting out a satisfied sigh as she lay her head on his chest.

“Well I must say I’m a bit surprised at your brazen behaviour” Geoff said

“I’m a jezebel” Annest responded proudly

“I thought you were a good Christian girl and here you are sleeping with a married man” He pointed out “doesn’t it make you feel wicked?”

“A little” she admitted “but I had permission”

“From who?” he asked with surprise

“Thelma” she replied

“I see” He said smiling to himself, he realized at that moment why Thelma had left the house so cheerfully and instructed him to have fun.

“What about you” Asked Annest “don’t you feel guilty for committing adultery?”

“No for a second” he replied

“You don’t?” she asked with surprise

“No because I too had permission”

“From who?” she demanded

“Thelma” he replied

“Of course you did”

And for the next half an hour there they lay in each other’s arms dosing in the semi darkness.

 

“What do we do now?” She asked when they were both awake.

“Well not that” Geoff replied positively “I’m not 18 years old you anymore you know”

“I didn’t mean that” Annest said and blushed “I mean where do we go from here”

“Well Thelma and I are divorcing” he explained “Did you know?”

“Yes she told me”

“And I have been offered a job at a new Engineering company” Geoff added “It’s a good job and it comes with a house”

“Oh, where?”

“Mornington”

“Oh” she exclaimed and the mouse had suddenly returned

“Don’t say it like that, it’s not like it’s the other side of the world”

“It might just as well be” Annest responded

“Don’t look sad” he said and lifted her chin up so he could see her eyes, which were filling with tears.

 “When do you start?” she asked

“January 5th, if I decided to take it” he said “but you know what they say “New Year New Start””

“So soon?”

“Is that not enough time for you?” he asked

“What do you mean?”

“Well obviously I won’t accept the job unless you come with me”

“Me?” Annest asked in disbelief

“Of course you” he replied matter-of-factly

“Really?”

“Yes really” he confirmed

“I’ve only ever lived in Purplemere” she said softly

“So?”

“Where will I work?”

“We can start looking tomorrow” he said “there will probably be something at Topliss”

“Is that where you’ll be working?”

“Yes” he replied “So what do you think?”

“I think “New Year New Start”” she said and kissed him

“You do realize that until my divorce comes through we shall have to live in sin”

“And where exactly will sin be located?” she asked

“Well our particular den of sinfulness will be 21 Military Row, in Mornington village”

 

Geoff had left Annest laying smugly beneath the covers in his bedroom.

In order that she could redress alone because he knew she was shy and modest, he liked that about her, amongst other things.

So he was already down stairs when she walked down the staircase managing to make her five foot nothing stature appear twice the height due to her self-satisfaction with the evening’s events.

 

You said “until my divorce comes through”” Annest said

“Yes I did say that” he agreed

“So what happens after your divorce then?” she asked as she put her coat on

“Well isn’t it obvious?” he asked

And Annest just shook her head in response

“You really don’t know?”

“No” she replied

“Well you’ll have to marry me of course” Geoff stated matter-of-factly

“What?”

“Don’t get all coy” he said with false pomposity, “I have my reputation to protect”

“You and me?” she asked

“Unless you have someone else in mind for me”

“No, no one” she said with a quizzical look on her face

“That’s alright then”

“You want to marry me?” Annest asked

“That was the general idea” he said “I’m sorry it can’t be a church wedding but with me being a recent divorcee”

“You really want to marry me” she repeated though not a question this time.

“Of course I do, haven’t you been paying attention?”

He stopped and smiled at her and said “Well?”

“Well I think you have been rather presumptuous” she said haughtily

“Fare enough there was a girl at Tesco’s I rather liked the look of” he said and made towards the door

“Don’t you dare” she said and blocked his path

“So what’s your answer?”

“You haven’t asked a question yet” she said

“Oh it’s like that is it?”

“If you think I’m worth it you should do things properly”

“I won’t bother then” he said and she slapped him on the chest

“Ow” he said “You bully”

“You know what to do” she said and brandished her fist at him

“And they say romance is dead” he said and dropped to one knee and took hold of her hand

“Annest Anderton will you ma…?”

“Yes” she shouted and grappled him around the neck

They were still locked in an embrace when the front door opened and Thelma stepped inside.

“Ah, I see it all went well then” she said

“Yes” they chorused

 

As they were moving into a rented house in Mornington there were no time pressures to sell their properties, Thelma was still going to live at Starlings in the short term, until she decided what was best for her and Annest decided to let out her flat, her thinking was that the rent form the flat would at least give her some income in case it took her a while to find work in Mornington, she had no idea how many job opportunities there would be in a village.

The other thing was that she had only ever lived in Purplemere so the thought of severing every connection with the place worried her, if only in the slightest.

Though she harbored no worries in regard to Geoff she was as sure of him as it was possible to be.

She had thought for a while she might keep her job at St John’s church.

But in the end she decided that driving to and from work every day would eat into the time she would otherwise spend with Geoff.

As it turned out she needn’t have worried on either score.

The village of Mornington was thriving under the stewardship of the St George family and the reacquisition of the previously compulsory purchase land and the infrastructure of the old military airfield had brought new opportunities.

 

Their new life officially began not in the New Year but on December the 16th when they moved into 21 Military Row, a house they would occupy for the rest of their lives.

 

On January the 5th Geoff began work at Topliss Engineering and 3 weeks later Annest became the Administration Manager.

Annest’s life had finally began in earnest she had a lovely home that she shared with the man she loved, a job that played to all of her strengths and fulfilled her.

However Annest never wavered from her taste for woolly tights and sensible shoes but she never again concentrated her haze on them.

She also had that thing which had always eluded her, she had an abundance of friends.

 

Geoff and Annest were married in Purplemere registry office on December 16th exactly one year after they first moved in together and among the many well-wishers present was Thelma and the new man in her life.

THE CATS WHISKERS

 

You are simply the bee’s knees

The cat’s whiskers to a tee

And I couldn’t feel more lucky

If I’d won, the national lottery

So, I amble about the place

A smug expression on my face

Like a cat that got the cream

As you’ve made my life a dream

And you are my little sex kitten

And I am yours, totally smitten

Monday, 28 March 2022

IN THE GAME OF LOVE

 

In the game of love, you know all the right moves

With Terpsichorean precision, purposeful and bold

You are mistress of passion, keeper of my heart

If they awarded medals for love you’d get the gold

Friday, 25 March 2022

Uncanny Tales – (066) The Late-Night Adventure

Gary Smith and Carla Lund were staying on a camp site in the Finchbottom Vale that was once a working railway station before it fell foul of Dr Beeching and his cuts, in a place called Sharpinghead.

The two of them were staying in a converted signal box which was comfortable enough but because of the limited floor space it had bunk beds which didn’t go down well at all with Carla, she wanted a double bed and plenty of comfort and more than a little loving.

“What the hell are they?” she said when she saw the bunks

“A challenge” Gary replied flippantly but she was not impressed

“We’re not 13” she said,

It was not an insurmountable problem as far as he was concerned but she just wasn’t the adventurous type.

Although Gary could remember the time when she was, a time when she enjoyed a kiss and a cuddle in the woods back in the days when they were courting but she seemed to have forgotten just how much.

The bunk beds were bad enough, but Carla really lost it when she realized there was also no toilet or bathroom ensuite and the nearest facilities were 60 yards away.

She stormed out and left Gary to unpack and she was gone for hours, in fact Gary was already asleep in the bottom bunk when she got back.    

The next morning just after first light he had to get up to the toilet, he wasn’t going to bother dressing but trotted the 60 yards to the toilet in his pants.

When he returned to the signal box, he quietly closed the door and was just tiptoeing across the room when he spied, highlighted in the early morning light, Carla’s naked buttocks protruding from beneath her duvet and written on a post it note, stuck to one buttock was one single word “Sorry”.

And that was when he woke her in the dawn light and the adventure returned to their marriage.

 

After that first surrender to adventure Carla felt alive and tingling all over and was keen to try some more while Gary was just intent on enjoying it while it lasted.

But the new adventurous Carla didn’t leave her sexual escapades in Sharpinghead when the summer holiday was over, and they spent their spare time exhaustively finding ever more adventurous ways to satisfy her brains out.

But they were also regular visitors back to the Vale where they would revisit sights of old adventures, where he would sully her anew, as well as finding new and evermore sensual exploits.

Which was why they took every opportunity to get back to the Vale because their intimate exchanges always seemed hotter there than anywhere else.

So, they became regulars at Maxlins holiday camp in Sharpinghead as its size and range of activities gave them ever more opportunities of making nerve tingling dirty adventurous memories.

Sometimes they would just go as day visitors which is how they found themselves back in Sharpinghead on a beautiful spring day  after Gary suggested they go to the pub in the village and after a couple of drinks in the Railway Tavern, Carla started getting “adventurous” again and with the new adventurous Carla, Gary knew all too well that when she was “ready” for adventure he had to be ready, so he said

“We had better go”

“Just what I was thinking” she added

As they walked towards the door, he looked at Carla who was wearing a short denim skirt, a pale blue short sleeved top, low cut obviously, blue and white ankle socks and trainers, and he ascertained it wouldn’t take long to get her prepared for action and as Gary had on a t-shirt and elastic waisted swim shorts, he knew he was equally prepared.
So once outside he said

“So where to?”

“To the woods” she replied before adding “and quickly”

 

It was dusk when they left the pub, but darkness fell quickly and they blundered about in the dark for a while searching for a suitable spot, until they stumbled upon the assault course they had seen earlier in the day.

“Let’s do it up the tower” she suggested excitedly

They had emerged from the woods by part of the course where there was a large scramble net which after twenty feet led to the zip wire tower.

“Ok but be careful” he cautioned

“Don’t worry this is adventure woman Carla you’re talking too” she pointed out and then she ran head long up the net and got about six foot up it and then missed her footing and one leg went through the net.

“Are you ok?” he asked with concern

“I’m fine” she replied and tried to extricate her leg, but when the other leg went through a different hole, it caused her to lose her hand holds as well, and she ended upside down and forming a perfect “Y” shape.

“Ok I admit it, I’m not fine” she said

“Are you hurt?” Gary asked

“No” she retorted “but I’m stuck”

So, Gary climbed up the net to extricate her from her predicament, but when he reached her, he noticed that her little denim skirt had, under the influence of gravity, fallen earthwards leaving her pale blue knickers on view so he changed his focus.

“Well, she wanted adventure” he thought “so this is as good a place as any”

“Can you, do it?” she asked “All the bloods rushing to my head”

“No problem” he replied

But when she felt his hand on her inner thigh she asked

“What are you doing?”

A few moments later she knew in no uncertain terms what he was doing.

However just when things were getting really interesting, he stopped abruptly

“What’s wrong?” she said with alarm

“I thought I heard someone” he replied so Gary quickly got her upright and helped the wobbly legged adventurer up the net and into the tower where they could complete the deed. 

I NEED HER LOVE SO BADLY

 

I need her love so badly

I have fallen for her madly

And though she tells me

She is mine till eternity

I am so insecure

I do not know for sure

If I tell her of my distrust

I will warrant her disgust

Though I am riddled with self-doubt

She will only pout

Why must I doubt her?

Why can’t I believe her?

I should count my blessings

Instead of self-obsessing

I have fallen for her madly

I need her love so badly

Uncanny Tales – (065) Topography

 

In the small but thriving English county of Downshire, people go about the tasks of their everyday existence in ways that range from the mundane to the extraordinary, as their forebears had done for centuries before, and the countryside of the Finchbottom Vale provided a perfect habitat for those seeking privacy.

His strong hands explored the pure silk landscape of her form and its sensual gentle topography, tracing the wondrous features beneath his eager fingers, mapping the contours of her corporeal curvature and undulating terrain which reforms beneath his touch, her soft mounds rising and falling divinely, the roundness of her dunes contrasted by their prominent peaks.

They then sweep across the flatness of the tremulous plain of her belly thru the sparse coarse undergrowth to the hot moist valley beyond where fingers probe among the petals of her sensually scented orchid.

PROTHALAMIUM (A WEDDING SONG)

 

I stand alone

Yet among friends

I stand alone

In the sight of family

 

Hear the music?

Come ahead

Make me turn my head

Come join me

 

Stand beside me

Stand to my left

Become me

Let me become you

 

Hear the words?

Go ahead

Make me turn my head

Come join me

 

We stand together

Before our friends

We stand together

In the sight of family

 

Hear the music?

Hear the song?

Let’s sing along

Come join me

 

We stand together

Alone no more

Joined as one

Before our God

Uncanny Tales – (063) The Dance

 

In the small but thriving English county of Downshire, people go about the tasks of their everyday existence in ways that range from the mundane to the extraordinary, as their forebears had done for centuries before, in Purplemere willowy vixen, Yasmin was willing and welcoming as she writhed and gyrated on the pole at the Hot Lips Club.

Erotically cavorting like a slutty gracile courtesan suppliantly performing for the clientele of dirty old men and drunken letches.
Debasing herself in seedy surroundings for the meagre rewards, selling herself cheaply to wealthy businessmen and the sad and the lonely, and in her nakedness, she begs for more paper currency which they tuck in her panties.
She calls herself an exotic dancer but in reality, she’s no better than the geisha who satisfies a Mikado’s wants and needs.

As he watched her he craved that she would dance a dance for him, the one of ancient rhythm, primordial, with hips grinding and gyrating to a sensual beat, wriggling and writhing, dancing like a beast, feeling the animal rhythm and singing for him that song, the song of ancient and universal language, guttural, savage, utterances of a beast, and when Yasmin had danced that dance for him in perfect rhythm and he craved her sing to him her orgasmic song.

But he knew it would never happen she would just keep selling herself to the lecherous customers and never give herself to him.

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

 

A pulchritudinous creature

Oblivious to the turmoil

Stirred in a young mans chest

Tamed the beast in me

Sublimating me

From my true desires

Quelling the fires

Redirecting my passions

Reemploying my sexual energy

So we partake

Of the socially acceptable

Exercise our creative bent

Until the time is right

That blessed moment

When love supplants lust

And passions flame can burn

Uncanny Tales – (064) The Final Revenge

 

Tom and Mark Lewis were fraternal twins and growing up were each other’s best friend as well and roamed the countryside of the Vale as they grew from boys to men and there was no reason why their friendship wouldn’t survive into adulthood had it not been for the fact that Tom betrayed his brother by sleeping with Mark’s fiancé Dakota the night before their wedding.

As a result, Mark was unable to forgive either of them and suffice is to say that the wedding didn’t go ahead, he also refused to pay any of the bills related to the wedding and referred all of them to “the slut”.

He also published pictures of both of the culprits and blackened their names on social media. 

In addition, he set up a rival business in direct competition to his brother with the sole intention of stealing trade from him and undercut his rival at every turn and try to break him.

But Mark wasn’t satisfied with that, he also dogged Tom in his leisure time as well and even holiday’d in the same location, even though he could well afford to holiday at more upmarket resorts and he ate at the same restaurants.

However, it wasn’t until 8 years after the initial betrayal that Mark was able to draw a line underneath it and get on with his life.

 

It happened on the Greek island of Andros in the Cyclades and Mark was sitting on his balcony looking down on the square in Batsi and below he could see Tom sitting at a table at the Medusa bar and he made sure that he saw him watching and even gave him a wave.

“Who are you waving to?” Gemma asked from his bed

“Your husband” he replied

IN MY DREAMS

 

In my dreams

I see you clearly

I reach out to touch you

And you hold me in your arms

I feel your tender caress

As you envelope me

As your love embosoms me

And my pain melts away

When I awake
I am alone and breathless

But content and at peace

Uncanny Tales – (062) The Best China

 

Downshire is a relatively small English county but like a pocket battleship it packs a lot in, a short but beautiful coastline, a channel port, the Ancient forests of Dancingdean and Pepperstock, the craggy ridges and manmade lakes of the Pepperstock Hills National Park, the rolling hills of the Downshire Downs, the beautiful Finchbottom Vale and farm land as far as the eye can see from the Trotwood’s and the Grace’s in the south to the home of the Downshire Light infantry, Nettlefield, and their affluent neighbour’s, Roespring and Tipton in the north but our story takes place in Brassington, a large sprawling village nestled in the wooded hills on the southern edge of the Dancingdean Forest in the south east corner of Downshire.

 

It was Gemma Morris’s 29th birthday and she was being picked up by her sister Charlotte as they were going into the village for lunch at The Timberman.

As she walked along the path from White Rose Cottage down to her sister’s waiting car, a couple were just leaving the house next door, a busty redhead of about her own age and a taller gaunt looking man with starey eyes, she hadn’t met them before, but she understood they were brother and sister, the Moors, so she smiled and said

“Good morning”

Well, she couldn’t believe that two such innocuous words could have the effect of lighting the blue touch paper, but that was exactly what happened because the man virtually exploded and launch an array of expletives the like of which she’d never heard before in her life.

And the apparent provocation for the verbal assault was the fact that Charlotte had stopped her car with the front wheel over hanging the Moor’s drive.

The busty redhead tried her best to calm him down, but Gemma sensibly didn’t react and ignored him, and opened the car door.

“Hi Charlotte” she said

“I think I’ve just met the new neighbours”

“Yes” she said still smiling “he’s a colourful character”

“Well, his language certainly is” Gemma said and then added “She’s nice though”

 

When she returned home after having had a very pleasant lunch with Charlotte, she was dropped off about 90 minutes after the incident and there was no further confrontation with the neighbours on that occasion as she walked along the path, though she did notice the curtain twitch, so Gemma turned and smiled.

She was relieved that there was no repeat of the unprovoked verbal abuse by the neighbour, so she went in the house and closed the door.

 

Gemma was indoors for about forty minutes and as she left the house, she saw the angry neighbour’s redheaded sister walking towards her.

Despite her smiley response to the initial assault she was actually quite hurt about being called vile names, but it was being called a fat arsed dumb bimbo which hurt the most, and being called a “woman” driver when she wasn’t even driving, she’d never thought of herself as a dumb bimbo, or fat arsed, in fact she was a smart cookie and her arse was widely regarded as pert, and she was an advanced driver.

She was a bit angrier now the insults had sunk in, and she was up for a fight, so she braced herself.

“I’m sorry about earlier” Joanne Moor said completely disarming her.

“My brother Clinton is bi-polar, and it makes him a bit unpredictable”

“Where is he now?” she asked

“He’s gone home” she replied

“Come in for a coffee, by way of an apology, I’ve just unpacked the best China”

Although she was short of time, she was going to politely decline her offer but then decided to accept because she had something on her mind, so instead she replied.

“That would be nice, thank you”

 

It was getting dark by the time she returned home, and she was feeling very satisfied indeed at the way good neighbourly relations had been established, however it wasn’t the best China she had been drinking from all afternoon.

I WANT YOU

 

I want you to hold in my arms

I want to look into your eyes

I want to feel your heart beat

I want to hear your sighs

 

I want to hear your voice

I want to feel your touch

I want to kiss your lips

Because I love you so much

Uncanny Tales – (061) Slaying the Dragon

 

In the small but thriving English county of Downshire people go about the tasks of their everyday existence in ways that range from the mundane to the extraordinary as their forebears had done for centuries before, in the varied and diverse landscape, from the Ancient forests of Dancingdean and Pepperstock, the craggy ridges and manmade lakes of the Pepperstock Hills National Park, the rolling hills of the Downshire Downs, to the beautiful Finchbottom Vale and the short but beautiful coastline to the east, but it’s in the old market town of Abbeyvale where the participants of this tale live their lives, and Morella Garcia was enjoying the early June sunshine.

It was her day off and she was taking advantage of it, she had been for a walk, and as she was a tall and slender brunette with an ample bosom, she wore a dress that showed off her assets, and her beauty combined with a complexion that betrayed her Spanish heritage meant she did not go unnoticed.

So, when the Twenty-five-year-old braless beauty was only a few doors from her house she saw her neighbours, Mr. and Mrs. Brown and their pretty red headed daughter Dakota, leaving their house and as was her habit she smiled and said

“Good morning”

Genuinely expecting the customary response of echoing the greeting but instead got something quite different.

“I’ll give you good morning your Italian slut” she bawled

“You keep your eyes off my husband”

Morella was not, due to her Latin temperament, averse to the idea or indeed the execution of dragging the mouthy bitch over the fence and giving her a slap, but instead chose something that would enrage her even more.

“Actually, I’m Spanish and I have no interest in your husband” she said “I would happily entertain your daughter though”

With that Mrs. Brown launched into a tirade of abuse which was made worse by the fact Morella smiled at the woman as she was raging.

Poor Mr. Brown had to physically restrain her and manhandle her towards the front door.

 

Sitting on her patio later that day she reviewed the events of the morning, trying to discern what, if any, offence she could have caused, but could think of none, because the last thing she was expecting when she said “good morning” to the Browns was to be verbally abused and warned to stay away from Mr. Brown.

In truth Morella hadn’t really looked at him prior to the abuse and when she did look him over after the event, she didn’t think he was anything special, and she wasn’t generally fussy when it came to sexual partners.

She was just musing over whether she should go out that evening to find someone that did tick her boxes when the doorbell rang.

As she prepared to open the door, she was hoping it wasn’t “Mouthy Brown” looking for round two but when it opened, she delighted and surprised to find instead her 17-year-old daughter Dakota, and she took a moment to drink in the vision of every inch of her five-foot tall, pale skinned, slender frame, from her flame-coloured hair down to her dainty size 3 feet.

“Hi Morella” she said quietly

“Hello Dakota” she replied, “Did your mum send you?”

“Oh no” she replied, and her cheeks flushed scarlet

“I’ve come to be entertained”

It took a moment for her reply to sink in but when the penny dropped, she took hold of her hand and said

“Well, you’ve come to the right place lovely”

 

So, she didn’t need to go out to find a box ticker after all, because in the end she had a doorstep delivery, and it was well after dark when Dakota returned home.  

AS THE SUN SET OVER THE SEA

 

As the sun set over the sea

Filling the sky with an orange hue

I held your hand

And beheld that wondrous view

Then I squeezed your hand

And said “I love you”

I held my breath

Until you said “I love you too”

Thursday, 24 March 2022

Mornington-By-Mere – (99) the Cello Recital

 

Mornington-By-Mere is a small country village lying in the Finchbottom Vale nestled between the Ancient Dancingdean Forest and the rolling Pepperstock Hills.

It is a quaint picturesque village, a proper chocolate box picturesque idyll, with a Manor House, 12th Century Church, a Coaching Inn, Windmills, an Old Forge, a Schoolhouse, a River and a Mere.

But Mornington-By-Mere was not just a quaint chocolate box English Village it was the beating heart of the Finchbottom Vale and there were a number of cottages and small houses on the Purplemere road and Dulcets Lane which formed the part of Mornington Village known as Manorside and among them were Brooke Side Cottages where the Incles and the Kundu families lived.

 

Annemarie Incles loved music, it was her life, she played the Cello and she was a student at the Purplemere Park Music Academy, and she had aspirations to play for the Downshire Symphony Orchestra, but although music was her first love, it wasn’t her only love.

Second place in her heart went to Michael Kundu, the boy next door, the only problem was getting him to make a move.

She knew that his reluctance wasn’t because he didn’t feel the same way as her it was just that he was desperately shy.

But Annemarie had lost her heart to Paul and her failure to win his was not an option so she put her plan into operation.

 

The Purplemere Park Music Academy was funded by the Downshire Symphony Orchestra and they used the well-appointed facilities several times a year, especially the large rehearsal space as well as smaller soundproof rooms which were used for individual practice.

Michael also loved music and was also a student at the PPMA, his instrument however was the Clarinet, and although he was competent he wasn’t in Annemarie’s league, so he needed to take every chance he could to practise and was always the first one there and was the last one to leave and before he turned in he always did a walk around before he turned the lights off and locked up.

Michelle knew that and so it would be late at night and in one of the soundproof rooms where she would set her trap.

 

So it was late on Friday evening when he had finished practising and was doing his walk round that he heard the strains of Bach’s Cello Suite No.1 emanating from one of the small rooms through a partially open door.

It was Michael’s favourite piece so Annemarie knew it would get his attention.

He peered in through the half open door and his heart skipped a beat as he saw Erika sitting in the middle of the room facing him with the great polished instrument between her long black stocking clad legs, her wavy red hair dancing across her naked shoulders and brushing her alabaster skin and along with her stockings, and an emerald green dress she was wearing a smile.

His heart was pounding in his chest as she was playing his favourite piece, and looking stunning.

He had always loved her but she was out of his league in every sense so for years he had consoled himself by being her friend so he could stay close and as a friend he could admire her in secret, at least he thought it was a secret.

Without speaking he walked into the room and closed the door behind him and his eyes never left her while she played and he circled the beautiful pale skinned cellist perched on a stool and he drank in the beautiful smiling girl along with the Bach.

“Do you like the Bach?” she asked

“I love the Bach” he replied

“I know” she said “Do you like anything else?”

“Oh yes”

“Do you like what I’m wearing?” she asked seductively

“Oh yes, very much, I think you look lovely” he replied “Are you going somewhere?”

“Maybe” she replied enigmatically

“But you got dressed up just in case” he asked

“I got dressed up for you” she said and stopped playing

“For me?” he asked with surprise “Why?”

“To get your attention” she said and put her cello on its stand and stood up “I do have your attention don’t I?”

“Oh yes” he replied “but I don’t understand”

“Maybe this will help” she said and leant forward and kissed him and then added

“Did that help?”

“I’m still a little confused” he replied and then he kissed her