Monday, 19 May 2025

In the Village of Pepperstock Green – Chapter (022) – Punching Above His Weight

 

September

 

Michael Bailey was an Estate Agent in the Village, and he had been dating Maisie, one of the Threadgold’s Garden Centre family, whose business had been in existence in some form or other for over 100 years and was still family run.

 

Masie Threadgold was a pretty blonde girl, and everyone thought Michael was punching above his weight.

At the beginning of September on Friday evening they drove up to Abbottsford to his parents’ house as it was his dad’s fiftieth birthday the next day.

Michael was up early on Saturday morning, as was his Mum, there were only the two of them up and about, as everyone else was sleeping in after severe overindulgence at dinner the night before.

They sat in the conservatory having breakfast when he asked

“What do you think of Maisie?”

“She’s very nice dear” she replied as she stood up

“Of course, she’s far too pretty for you to keep” she continued and left the room before he could respond.

“She’s far too pretty for me to keep” he repeated “What on earth did she mean by that?”

He spent the rest of Saturday morning wondering what she meant by her remark, did she mean Maisie was too pretty for him? Not good enough for him? Or too good for him?

Anyway, the conclusion he reached was that he loved Maisie Threadgold and he was going to keep her, end of story.

 

At two o’clock people started to arrive for the BBQ, and things slowly got going with the garden quickly filling with familiar faces and he took the opportunity to introduce Maisie to everyone.

As the afternoon gave way to dusk all but the hardiest of them had moved into the house or gone home already but then his kid brother Danny said he had an announcement to make, and a murmur spread around the room in anticipation.

“I would just like to make a short but significant announcement”

Now Michael was reasonably sure it was not a marriage declaration as he knew Danny’s position on marriage very well indeed.

He loved Kerry with all his heart, but he would never marry her because he thought marriage was nonsense.

Michael had no opinion on marriage himself as he never thought the opportunity would ever arise.  

Although Danny was anti marriage he suspected he might change his mind if given sufficient incentive to do so, namely if there was a chance he might lose Kerry.

So, when the announcement was imminent Michael was certain sure it wasn’t marriage but wasn’t prepared at all for what he did say as he stood holding Kerry’s hand. 

“We are having a baby” he said excitedly, and the news was met with enthusiastic approval.

 

About an hour later Michael was on his way back from the toilet when he walked past the kitchen door just in time to hear his aunt say

“Michael has a pretty little girlfriend”.

“I know and she’s lovely” his Mum said “but he’ll never keep hold of her, she’s way out of his league”

There was a brief pause and then she continued 

“He really needs to find himself a horsey type, not a pretty little blonde”

Well, they say eaves droppers never hear anything good about themselves well that would teach him.

As he continued on his path back to Maisie, he was feeling absolutely gob smacked.

He sat down next to Maisie who gave him a smile, and he smiled back but inside he wasn’t smiling.

It was only when they were on the dance floor smooching along to 10cc’s “I’m not in love” that he felt at peace, and he thought to himself “oh yes I am”

 

It was the next morning when he was getting ready for Church that he made the decision, he had woken up that morning having had an epiphany, so he quickly finished getting dressed and rushed downstairs and into the kitchen.

“Where’s Maisie?” he asked abruptly

“And good morning to you” Danny said sitting at the table still wearing his dressing gown.

“Have you seen her or not?” he asked

“She’s in the shower” he snapped

“Thanks” Michael said and turned on his heels and left

“And I’m next” he shouted after him

 

He rushed upstairs to the guest bathroom and pressed his ear against the door.

He could hear the sound of the shower running and some tuneless singing so having detected it was Maisie and not his mother he knocked on the door.

“I’ll be out in a minute” she called

“I need to talk to you” he called back

“I’ll be out in a minute hon” she said

The door was locked but it was an old house with a lot of the original fittings, including the door latch on the inside of the bathroom door.

He couldn’t wait a minute, what he had to say to her was urgent so as Maisie wouldn’t let him in, he had to let himself in.

So, he used his credit card, sliding it between the frame and the door and lifting the latch and pushed open the door, which squeaked as it opened.

“Who’s that?” she called in alarm

“It’s only me” he answered

Maisie was just stepping out of the shower and hastily covered herself with a towel.

Although in the two months they had been seeing each other they had, to put it as delicately as possible, been intimate, they were not at that stage of intimacy that allowed naked converse.

“Get out! I’m not decent” she shouted

“I have something important to say” he insisted

“Can’t it wait?” she asked

“No, it can’t” he said

“Well, you can’t just barge into the bathroom when someone else’s is in there” Maisie said crossly

“It’s not decent we’re not some old married couple you know”

“That’s just the point” he said

“What is?” she said, still cross

“I want us to be” he explained

“You want us to be what?” she said with a puzzled expression

“Married” he said quietly “I want to marry you”

Maisie just stood there looking at him with a vacant look on her face.

“Well, what do you think?” he asked

“I think you should come over here and kiss me” Maisie replied

“Is that really decent?” he queried

“It is now we’re engaged” she answered, and they kissed

 

They decided not to tell their Mum until after Church as they thought her head might explode.

They did tell Danny though but only as he happened to be passing the bathroom as they came out, but he was sworn to silence until lunchtime.

“I’d better be your Best Man” he said

“But you don’t believe in marriage” Michael replied

“That’s not the point” he said

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