March
The Old Manor stands in the middle of the village and
is the oldest surviving building and it was the home of Andrew Lane, his wife
Violet and their six
unmarried daughters, Emma, Dorset, Hilary, Heather, Rosie and Merri.
Andrew and
Violet loved their children very much but as they reached the time in their
lives when they were nearing their sixties they had expectations for their
daughters.
For Violet her
hopes involved the grandchildren that were not forthcoming whereas Andrew just
wanted them to spread their wings, but as Spring loomed there was no sign of
either of them getting their wish, however they were a religious family, so the
power of prayer was a wonderful thing and both parents prayed for their
daughters.
The eldest of
whom was 32-year-old Emma and the only reason she was unattached was that the
object of her affections was the locum Curate, Ross Hancocks, and he was
painfully shy and was seemingly blind to her advances or more likely unable to
act on his feelings.
But with Easter
looming large she was determined to snag her man before Holy Week, she just
didn’t know exactly how.
But then on
Palm Sunday she got some divine inspiration during the service when a
supplicant stumbled in church and Ross reached out an arm and prevented her
from falling and then helped her to her pew.
However, her
first emotion was not one of inspiration, it was a feeling of overwhelming ill
will towards the congregant and intense jealousy because her man had his arm
around the stupid clumsy woman.
But then after
a brief prayer for forgiveness for her lapse of decorum in Gods house an idea
began to germinate and by the end of the service it was fully formed.
When the
service was over it was Emma’s job to return the hymn books to the shelf on the
back of the pew, pick up the hassocks in preparation for the cleaners and to
collect any discarded personal items and take them to the vestry.
Ross’s role as
Curate meant that he would be outside the church with the vicar, talking with
parishioners, after which he would himself go to the vestry to secure the
church valuables to the safe.
It was in the
vestry where Emma intended to put her plan into effect.
After finishing
her work, she loitered about in the shadows until the congregation had finally
dispersed before she emerged, but her strategy almost failed before it began
when her father called from the door
“Come along
Emma, lunch is waiting”
“Ok Dad I’m
nearly done, you go on ahead and I’ll catch you up” she replied
“Alright” he
responded and after listening to his footsteps recede, she proceeded to the
vestry to find her quarry.
She was
suddenly very excited and almost broke into a run with her red hair flowing
behind her, she just hoped he would still be there when she reached the vestry.
Emma stopped
outside the door and took a deep breath before she opened it.
As she pushed
the door open, she was relieved when she caught sight of him, and he was stood
by the closet putting his coat on
“Hi Ross, still
here?” she said, and he instantly blushed and looked at the floor.
“Erm hello”
Emma smiled
because she had seen him standing in the pulpit and holding the attention of
the entire congregation but in her presence, he could barely string a sentence
together.
He buttoned his
coat and without looking up he walked towards the door, which was the very
moment she made her move, and she timed it to perfection.
Just as he
passed her, she pretended to stumble and just as he had with the congregant at
the service, he reached out an arm and caught her just as she had hoped he
would.
Emma was a few
inches taller than Ross even in flat shoes so she made her move and quickly got
the better of him and using his own weight against him deposited him on the
nearest chair and quickly parked herself on his lap where she proceeded to kiss
him, and as she had been so desperate to taste his lips she thought it might
have been an anti-climax, and when at first he went rigid she feared the worst
but he gradually relaxed and when she let him come up for air she said
“You see that
wasn’t so bad”
And he clearly
agreed because he kissed her, and that was the long-awaited kiss she had
imagined and when it was over she added
“And it’s even
better when you join in”
That Palm
Sunday may have marked the end of his shyness but the long-awaited kiss in the
vestry was the beginning of a love that lasted into their golden years.
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