Wednesday, 1 June 2022

Downshire Diary – (16) When Opposites Attract

 

The village of Highfinch sits just on the edge of the Pepperstock Hills and the Lily Green Hollows Golf Club separates the village from the Hamlet of Lily Green, and the combination of those two and Kingfisherbridge made up the parish of St Martin’s.

Among the residents of Highfinch was Joe Frank, a shy 25 year old apprentice cabinet maker.

He was a tall gangly man with hazel eyes, short copper red hair and a propensity to blush at the slightest provocation.

Joe worked in Kingfisherbridge for bespoke furniture maker Farron Sutherland.

Joe was a quiet intelligent man with a dry sense of humour and was also a single man who lived contentedly in a small rented house on the Sharpington side of the village.

 

He started working for Farron straight from School when he was 16 and Farron was very pleased with Joe’s progress and although he still referred to him as his apprentice he had pretty much taught him everything he could.

Joe had gone all of his life believing he had no talent, neither hidden or on show, no special gift or endowment, no particular skill or mastery of a craft, in fact no bent, flair, ability or forte, nothing to mark him out from the common herd or to make him stand out from the crowd.

Farron Sutherland obviously had a different opinion about him and much admired the skills he had learned from him on top of his natural ability. 

Although he left school at the earliest opportunity and never once thought about further education he was not a stupid man and was in fact very intelligent.

And the reason for that was that he was a voracious reader and spent every free moment with his face buried in a book and he learned a lot.

But the learned tomes failed to teach him self-confidence or self-worth and as he had for all of his life he thought he was ordinary, mediocre and average and any knowledge he had gleaned or skill he had acquired was merely mundane and every day.

When he was praised by Farron for his marquetry and called him a genius Joe saw no hint of genius and thought he was expert only in his ordinariness but he was content in his mediocrity.

He had always been un-ambitious, he had no goals to be achieved because he never set any, he was not driven by desire, in any shape or form, some people might have said he was shiftless but he was satisfied and he was happy with his lot and Joe was happy because he never gave it any thought, he had a job that he loved and when he wasn’t working he was at home with his library of assembled friends.

It never occurred to him that he was living a half-life until he saw her smile and then his outlook changed.

 

Joe Frank loaded the dining set onto the van and then drove to the Lily Green Hollows Golf Club to pick up Farron where he had been attending the Friday Lunch club which had evolved over time from a loose collection of members of the Club, which didn’t include Joe.

Not that he minded and it wasn’t as if he could play golf anyway and he wasn’t much of a socializer, although he did have friends in the village. 

It was a very exclusive Golf Club with a large number of grand House’s in both Highfinch and the hamlet of Lily Green backing on to it, it was certainly too rich for Joe’s blood.

 

It was not widely known but the Golf Club and all the plush dwelling’s attached to the course all belonged to the Mornington Estate.

It came into their ownership in the late 1980’s when a developer tried to buy it to create a luxury housing estate, Gabriel St George’s father Valentine, who was the then Baron, stepped in and saved it.

But because it was so exclusive the membership fees were exorbitant, but they had to be because the Golf Club and all the properties that surrounded it all had to pay their own way.

Gabriel hated the fact that the club was strictly for the rich but it was a necessary evil to preserve it and protect it from the developers, however he made sure concessions were made to those among the villagers who were felt to be worthy due to their contributions to their fellow villagers and village life, that didn’t extend to Joe and his mates however.

 

Joe parked the van in the car park and waited for the lunch club to finish, but texted Farron just to let him know he was there.

It was called the Friday lunch club and it took place in the club lounge but in reality it could take place on any day of the week and on that particular day it was a Monday.

 

It began with a loose collection of member’s which was slowly whittled down over time leaving the core group of usual suspects, Farron of course, Cressida van Meeuwen, best friends Julia Thomas and Vicki Paulding, local dentist Jonathan Walters and TV presenter Nick Faulkner.

The lunch club would normally be some permutation of the six but not exclusively and on the occasion just ahead of Cressie’s birthday her sister-in-law, Petra, joined their number.

Other than the fact that it was less than a week ahead of Cressie’s 40th it was a typical lunch club with lots of wine consumed as they sat around and chattered about everything and anything.

The conversation ebbed and flowed and covered a multitude of topics in fact almost every topic imaginable, except that is the elephant in the room, Cressida’s birthday but as soon as Cressida got up and went to the loo Julia said urgently.

“Ok you lot, I need help, as I haven’t got a clue what to get Cressie for her birthday.

 

Cressida’s 40th was only a few days away and Julia didn’t have a clue what to get her.

“I need help too” Vicki admitted but the next five minutes consisted of everyone else at the table relating the nature of their gift.

“I’ve got her tickets for England’s World Cup opener at Twickenham” Nick said

“I’ve got her a new putter” said Jonathon

“And what about you Petra” Nick asked

“A weekend Spa break at the Dancingdean Spa Hotel” she replied

“And Farron?” Jonathon enquired

“Something made of wood obviously” he said and laughed

“Yes but what can we get?” Vicki said snappily

“Well I happen to know that she has her eye on something” Petra said enigmatically, but before she could say anything Cressida returned.

 

For the rest of the lunch Petra was under the watchful eye of Julia and Vicki and when it came time to leave they hung back and as Petra was about to go through the door Julia grabbed her and pulled her backward and then Vicki said

“Come on spill the beans, what has she seen and where did she see it?”  

 

Joe looked over at the door and he saw the members of the lunch club start to emerge from the club so he got out of the van and walked towards them was slowly.

Jonathan Walters and TV presenter Nick Faulkner were the first out of the door and nods and smiles were exchanged with Joe and they were followed by Farron who was of course in close proximity of Cressida and he could see through the glass door the remainder of the group, best friends Julia Thomas and Vicki Paulding who appeared to be interrogating a third party but he couldn’t make out who.

Joe stopped and exchanged pleasantries with Cressida and Farron and then Julia and Vicki appeared having finished their interrogation and their victim followed them out although he still hadn’t got a good look at them.

“This is my sister-in-law Petra” Cressida said as the girl appeared through the crowd and Joe’s mouth fell open.

Petra van Meeuwen was a serious head turner, she was five foot eight with short bobbed brunette hair, sparkling hazel eyes and a lovely figure suitably proportioned and all underpinned, by stunning legs and he instantly committed every detail of her form to his memory.

“Petra, this is Joe” she said

“Hello Joe, Wow you’re a big boy” she said and shook his hand

“And such strong hands”

Joe was unable to verbalize a response and only managed to smile and blush.

It was only a few minutes before Farron dragged Joe back to the real world and they headed towards the van and Petra drove Cressida to her house where she was staying for a few weeks.

 

Petra was 26 years old and was staying with her sister-in-law Cressida and her twin girls.

She had divorced her brother Clifford two years earlier and she thought he was a total idiot for letting Cressie slip through his fingers.

She thought Cressida was brilliant and like everyone else she was a little bit in love with her, and she definitely had no sympathy for her brother.

 

Since leaving University with a degree in business management she had spent the intervening years working in Sharpington for the Yacht Club but after nearly four years she was ready for a change.  

 

Farron and Joe got in the van and drove the short distance to the village of Springwater in the Pepperstock Hills but both men were very quiet, Farron was lost in thoughts of Cressida and as for Joe he was besotted and in a few short minutes Petra had shaken him from his contented torpor.  

When he heard her speak his name, he was filled with new purpose, and a new vocation.

He didn’t take in everything she said, he was so mesmerized, because her voice was so soft and seductive, and due to a combination of the posh plummy tones of her soft sexy voice he was lost.

Though he had no illusions that when she smiled at him she was being anything but friendly but those few moments in her company had had a profound effect on him, her voice and her smile caused him to shed his mediocrity and cast it aside like a well-used coat.

 

When they got back to the village that evening, he was in an uncharacteristically restless mode, he would normally fill his evening by having a pint after work at the Downshire Arms and then settle down with a good book.

But not that day his thoughts were full of images of the beautiful brunette with the posh voice and the radiant smile and caused him to look deep within himself to find that dying ember of desire which he had buried years before, an almost imperceptible spark that the thought of Petra van Meeuwen breathed life into until it was white hot.

 

Petra also spent a very thoughtful evening at Cressida’s

“You had quite an effect on poor Joe Frank” she said and laughed

“I don’t know what you mean” she said innocently

“I merely said he was a big boy with strong hands”

“And you made him go crimson” Cressida added still laughing  

“I’m surprised you even noticed as you hardly took your eyes off Farron the whole time”

Petra countered and Cressida stopped laughing

“What do you mean?”

 “Oh come on, it’s obvious you fancy him like mad” Petra explained

“That’s nonsense” she protested “He’s just a friend”

“Yes but you want more” Petra added

“But…”

“You want so much more” Petra said

“Is it that obvious?” she said with resignation

“Oh yes” she said

“And you deserve to be happy, and you deserve him”

“You wouldn’t mind?” Cressida asked

“Why would I?”

“Because of Clifford” Cressida replied

“Cliff was a bloody fool to let you go” Petra replied “and he didn’t deserve you”

“That’s sweet of you to say, but I don’t think Farron’s interested in me in that way” Cressida said

“Oh yes he is” Petra corrected her “and it’s your birthday next week”

“How will that help?” she asked

“Birthday snogs obviously” was her reply

         

In the six days between their first meeting and the following Sunday they didn’t see each other, not to talk to anyway, they had caught glimpses of each other around the village but nothing more than that until a glorious Sunday at the very end of September, an unseasonably warm day and the type of day that England was made for.

There was a big do on at the Lily Green Hollows Golf Club to celebrate Cressida van Meeuwen’s 40th birthday, Cressie was the club Captains ex-wife and she was a very popular character, much more than he was, and a truly likeable person, also much more than he was, as a result of which most of the village were there and subsequently a good deal of alcohol was consumed.

 

Joe Frank and his boss Farron both arrived late at the party by a couple of hours as they’d been away for a couple of days delivering and fitting a hand crafted rustic kitchen set to a client in Millmoor and as a result they were obviously a good few drinks behind everyone else so they headed straight for the bar and the first person they met was Petra van Meeuwen who was turning more than a few heads dressed in a fabulous dress which showed off her figure to great effect and as the guests, male and female alike, passed by her they took their chance to ogle her glorious body at close quarters, and Joe was certainly one of them.

Petra was acting as hostess for Cressida and she was in the bar galvanizing a posse of girls dressed in uniforms of short black skirts and crisp white blouses, making sure everyone got well oiled.

“Hello strangers” She said smiling broadly

“I was beginning to think you two weren’t coming”

“Hi Petra” Farron replied, “We’ve only just got back from Millmoor”

“We had some furniture to deliver” he said in response to Petra’s raised enquiring eyebrow and she nodded understandingly

“Do you want a drink?” she asked

“Yes please” Farron replied looking around at his fellow guests “Make it a large one, it looks like I have some catching up to do”

“What about you Joe can I get you something?” she asked and he blushed

“Oh yes please” he replied and went even redder

Petra smiled at his response as she caught a waitress’s eye

“A large Gin and Tonic with ice and a slice, for Mr. Sutherland” she said “and the red faced man will have…?”

“A coke, please, pint” he said

“Are you sure?” she asked

“Oh yes I’m driving”

“And where are you driving to?” she asked quite forcefully

“We have Cressida’s present on the van” Farron said

“Oh I see” she responded and to the waitress she added

“Plenty of ice in the coke, he looks a little flushed”

She smiled at the effect she had on him, and gave him a warm smile and then he asked boldly.

“Are you not having one?”

“Oh um well I’ll have one later when I can enjoy it” she replied and their eyes fixed on each other until the spell was broken when a large group of guests arrived in the lounge and she had to do her hostess thing.

“We’ll see you later” Farron said

“I hope so” she replied and then they went in search of the birthday girl.

 

Joe Frank and his boss Farron Sutherland left Petra van Meeuwen in the lounge and went in search of her sister-in-law Cressida to wish her a Happy Birthday.

Because Cressida was such a popular character, the party was very well attended and he knew a lot of people that were there.

Some of them were friends and some were customers and some were just familiar faces from around the village whereas others were snobby and standoffish members.

Cressida however was not one of them she always made a point to make everyone’s acquaintance and Joe liked her very much and he knew that Farron liked her especially.

So he pretended to have spotted some friends, partly so Farron could continue the search alone and hopefully without him tagging along they might even finally get together, but mainly he wanted to sneak back and see Petra.

 

As he made his way slowly through the crowd he got to overhear snippets of conversation and when he heard any mention of Petra he would pause and eavesdrop until the conversation moved on and then so did he until he heard Julia Thomas and Vicki Paulding telling Jenna Lawton, the Vicar, the details of the Art Deco Spelter Figure they had bought for Cressida and how they had driven all around the Vale to get it because Petra had sent them to the wrong antique shop.

The three women were giggling when the story was finished and then they were joined by the Golf Club Manager, and fellow parish councilor David Pike and Julia had to tell the story again.

After the second telling Julia and Vicki wandered off and David and Jenna remained but continued to discuss Petra.

“She may not be very good at Geography” Jenna said “But she is doing an excellent job as hostess”

“I know” he agreed “And I’ve never seen the waitresses so well organized, she’s like a well-dressed General commanding her army”  

“You could do with her on the staff” Jenna said

“I was thinking that myself” he said but at that moment they became aware of Joe hovering.

“Hello Joe” Jenna said

 

After a short exchange of greetings and a one sided chat Joe moved on and Jenna said

“There’s someone else who has noticed Petra’s attributes”

“Yes” David agreed “but I don’t think he’s interested in her abilities as a hostess”

 

From what he heard when he was eaves dropping it was obvious to him and clearly visible to everyone else that she was special, though Joe thought she was probably too special for him, but it was also clear that he had to try and fan the flames of passion she had ignited in him.

He didn’t of course know how he might achieve that due to his shyness and inexperience, but he only knew he had to try, but when he tracked her down he could only watch on from a safe distance as she directed traffic and commanded her black skirted and white bloused minions to great effect. 

 

Joe Frank watched on from a safe distance as Petra van Meeuwen directed traffic and commanded her black skirted and white bloused minions to great effect until he was joined by his friend Jonathon Walters who said 

“She’s lovely, isn’t she?”

“Yes she is” Joe agreed

“So what are you doing out here” Jonathon asked

“Because she’s too lovely for someone like me” Joe replied

“So I’ll just watch from a safe distance”

“Faint heart never won fair maiden, buddy” he said and slapped him on the back “So go get her”

“What if she laughs at me?” he said

“What if she doesn’t?” Jonathon retorted

 

If only she was to endow him with the special gift of herself he would feel extraordinary and so as he walked into the lounge with his new found ambition he had one and only goal, the sole purpose of his being was to make an impression on her, no stammering, no blushing and show her the real him.

 

It was much quieter in the lounge than it had been when he was in there earlier and he panicked because despite the lack of clientele and activity, for that matter, he couldn’t see her.

His new found confidence began to ebb away and he was about to retrace his steps and skulk away but then he caught sight of the head turning Petra van Meeuwen dressed in the fabulous dress which showed off her figure to great effect standing on the threshold of the doors to the terrace with her back to him.

He knew it was her because he had committed her figure to memory so he took a deep breath before walking up behind her and said “Do you have time for that drink now?”

“Oh um well yes I think I do” she replied and their eyes fixed on each other until the spell was broken when a tray of glasses crashed to the floor.

“Go and find a seat I’ll join you in a moment” she said and smiled 

Joe sat down in the farthest corner and watched as she dealt with the problem with quiet efficiency and then walked back towards him and put the drinks down and draped herself in a comfy chair.

“Is a pint of coke alright?” she asked

“Yes thank you” he replied and then added “You did that very well, you seem to have a way with the staff”

“Thank you, they’re good girls so it’s not hard” she said “And this is only a temporary gig”

“David Pike seemed impressed” Joe mentioned

“What the Golf Club Manager?” She asked “Really?”

“Yes”

“Well that’s nice to know” she said

“He wasn’t quite so enamored with your geographical knowledge though, something to do with sending Julia and Vicki to the wrong end of the Vale” he said and laughed

“Oh God” She said “Does everyone know?”

“Almost everyone” he said and laughed and she slapped his thigh and made him blush, which was when Cressida and Farron walked into the club arm in arm and once inside the cool lounge they spotted them in the corner and walked over and joined them.

“Are you still tormenting the poor lad?” Farron asked and then Petra did something Cressida had never known her do, she blushed.

 

Cressida van Meeuwen, the birthday girl, and the man she wanted to be her beau, Farron Sutherland, joined Petra and Joe on the comfy chairs and Petra ordered a large pot of tea and then they were joined in dribs and drabs by other members of the Friday Lunch club, Julia Thomas and Vicki Paulding were the first to join followed in quick succession by local dentists Jonathan Walters and his new girlfriend Lianne Martin and then TV presenter Nick Faulkner who accompanied Jenna Lawton the de facto Vicar of St Martins and the impromptu tea party lasted for an hour before people started to drift away.

“Come on big boy, I need you” Petra said to Joe and went scarlet when she realized what she’d said

“Um ok” retorted an equally crimson Joe.   

 

Petra and Joe loaded all the birthday presents into the back of Cressida’s Range Rover, while Farron escorted the still tipsy Cressida to her carriage where she tried to get in the driver’s seat.

“Hold on” he said grabbing her arm “in the other side Princess” “Oh yes” she said and giggled and then tottered around to the other seat.

 

“So what’s in the van” Petra asked

“I’m not allowed to tell, it’s a surprise” he replied

“But you can tell me” she said and fluttered her eyelashes

“No I can’t”

“Oh come on you can trust me I won’t blab” she promised

“I know you won’t”

“So what is it?” she asked

“I know you won’t blab because I’m not telling you, you can see it later when we drop it off” Joe said

“I think I preferred it when you were tongue tied and crimson”

She said grumpily

“No you don’t” he retorted

“No I don’t, but that’s not the point” she agreed

“Are you coming to the house now?”

“Yes” he replied “Do you want to follow us, just in case you get lost”

“You’re so cheeky” she said “I may have to punish you”

 

Joe was in the driver’s seat of the van beside Farron and watched Petra driving Cressida’s Range Rover out of the car park and they followed on behind and Joe’s thoughts turned towards the object of his desire.

 

Cressida van Meeuwen lived in a large detached property that backed onto the Lily Green Hollows Golf Club and as Joe drove the van to Cressida’s house on Sunday evening he was rerunning the dialogue of his conversations with Petra through his head.

Meanwhile Farron was in pensive mood as he was beginning to have doubts about his choice of gift for the woman he loved as he fidgeted uncomfortably in the passenger seat.

 

When Joe and Farron drove into the courtyard of Cressida home she was already out of the Range Rover and was in high spirits

“Let me see, let me see” she squealed and jumped up and down on the spot with excitement.

 

Cressida loved Art Deco and in the two years since her divorce she had gradually transformed her home from the blandness of mass produced Scandinavian imported furniture chosen by her ex-husband, whose favourite colour was beige, to an Art Deco paradise.

His sporting trophies and man cave paraphilia had gone and she had imposed her own tastes on her surroundings. 

It was a slow process, she could have used her credit cards and replaced everything in one go but she was very selective and wanted every piece in her house to mean something to her.

Which was why Farron chose the present he did, because Cressida loved Art Deco and as he was a furniture maker he made her a piece of Art Deco Furniture.

It wasn’t a period piece like all her others, but it was made to an original design that he got from a furniture makers catalogue and he’d crafted it authentically, from the period design and he’d worked on it for months.

When Joe and Farron drove into the courtyard of Cressida home she was already out of the Range Rover and was in high spirits

“Let me see, let me see” she squealed and jumped up and down on the spot with excitement.

“Just be patient” he said in a very fatherly way but it had little or no effect. 

He opened the shutter which was out of Cressida’s line of sight so she tried to get closer.

“Stay where you are nosy and close your eyes” he instructed

“She’s peeking” Petra said

“Cover her eyes then” Joe said with uncharacteristic boldness and Petra complied.

They man handled the piece of furniture, protected with blankets and set it down about ten feet in front of her.

“Let me look” Cressie begged

“Just a minute” Farron said and removed the blankets and handed them to Joe and stood back

“Ok, open your eyes”

Petra removed her hands from her sister-in-law’s eyes but Cressida paused briefly before opening them, but when she did she gasped as she looked at the Art Deco writing desk in the style of the eminent French exponent, Emile-Jacques Ruhlmann.

He had remained faithful to the original design in every way with the exception of the ivory inlay which he had to replace with vegetable ivory made from tagua nuts.

“It’s beautiful” she said “Are you sure it’s for me?”

“Of course it’s for you” Farron said “Do you like it?”

“I love it” she exclaimed “it’s gorgeous, but it’s too much”

“Nonsense” he retorted “you’re worth it”

“But I can’t believe you made this for me” she said innocently

“Well we can put it back on the van if you don’t think you deserve it” he suggested

“Don’t you dare” she said and moved between him and the desk and then she turned around and hugged him.

“Thank you so much”

“It is lovely” Petra said as Farron and Cressida hugged beside the Writing Desk.

“Gorgeous” Joe said and Petra turned to look at him and realized he had been looking at her when he said it and blushed deeply and to cover her embarrassed she said to her sister-in-law

“Shall we take it inside?” which broke up the prolonged hug.

“Oh yes good idea” Cressida said wanting to do anything but relinquish her hold on Farron.

So Cressida reluctantly tottered inside with Farron and Joe following on carrying the desk and Petra bringing up the rear, while staring at Joe’s rear and they spent the next half an hour following Cressie from room to room while she had them rearrange the furniture to accommodate her prize birthday gift.

 

Once the perfect location was found Petra had to stop ogling Joe’s bum and suggested they have Champagne to keep him there a little longer, and so everyone had a celebratory glass, except for Joe that is, as he had to stay sober to drive Farron and the van home to Kingfisherbridge.

Two hours and two bottles later the time came for them to leave and the farewells were made and in the courtyard Cressida and Farron shared a rather sloppy drunken kiss and when Petra saw them in their passionate embrace from the doorway she stopped Joe in his tracks.

“That looks like fun” she said and pushed Joe back against the wall and kissed him

“Wow” he said when she allowed him back up for air.

“Do you want to do it again?” she whispered and he answered by kissing her again.

Their kiss, like that of Cressida and Farron lasted for an indeterminate amount of time and was followed by a hastily arranged date for the following Friday and then Petra and Joe emerged noisily into the courtyard from the house which brought the birthday girls snog to an abrupt end.

“Well good night then” Farron said

“Oh yes, goodnight” Cressida echoed “Thank you for my lovely snog, I mean desk” 

“It was my pleasure” Farron replied

“Mine was a pleasure too” Petra said quietly and squeezed Joe’s buttock as he climbed into the van.

 

When Petra woke up the next morning she was not feeling too good due to an excess of alcohol consumed the evening before and apart from the hangover she was also embarrassed.

“I can’t believe I squeezed his arse” she said out loud as she recalled how she and Joe had parted the night before.

 

Petra was a beautiful young woman and she had been since she was a girl, not that she had used it to any great effect, she wasn’t that kind of person, but it would not have been an exaggeration to say that she had the pick of the men.

So no one was more surprised than she was to find she had fallen for the shy red faced apprentice cabinet maker, but she could not deny that fallen she most certainly had and she was looking forward to her date with Joe on Friday.

 

Joe woke up on the morning after he kissed Petra with very mixed feelings, his overwhelming emotion was of being thrilled, then there was the disbelief that it had actually happened and when he finally accepted the fact that it had actually happened he was confused about why the most beautiful bubbly outgoing girl was interested in an ordinary shy and retiring gawky cabinet maker, and an apprentice at that.

So if she really was attracted to him, he didn’t really have much to offer her, and she was after all from a posh family and would be used to a standard of living way beyond what he could provide for her.

 

So the big question was, if he was to accept the premise that she did in fact like him, could he make her truly happy, even one iota as much as she had made him.

The other question that he couldn’t answer was

“Would she love him?”

He would love her with all his heart and soul and he would dedicate himself to always loving her in fact he would love her for the rest of his life.

He was taking a big chance, and was abandoning his comfort zone but he had to do it because Petra had so rocked his world if he didn’t put his toe in the water he would never know and although he might regret trying and failing equally he might in time live to regret not trying.

The only problem was he wouldn’t be seeing her until Friday.

 

Fortunately they both had really busy weeks to keep them occupied but there was always a period of time each evening when they had time to think too much.  

 

On Thursday morning Joe and Farron had to go to Mornington to deliver a new lectern to the Vicar of St Winifred’s and before they returned to Highfinch Farron suggested a pint in the Old Mill Inn.

 

When they were seated in the corner Farron said

“You know you’ve been with me for 10 years”

“Yes, it’s amazing how time flies” Joe said

“And I know everyone, including you, refers to you as my apprentice, but the truth is you haven’t been an apprentice for several years now and to be honest I can’t teach you any more than you already know, so I think it’s time for a change” Farron concluded

“In what way?” Joe asked worriedly 

“Oh no it’s nothing bad” he said reassuringly

“I just think we need a change”

“Ok” Joe said doubtfully

“We need to look to the future” he said

“We?” Joe asked

“Of course we” Farron said “I want us to be partners”

“Partners?”

“Yes I want you to be my partner in the business and I think we need to take on a couple of Apprentices”

“I don’t know what to say” Joe said

“Just say yes”

“Ok yes” he said and shook Farron’s hand.

 

While Joe was becoming a partner in the Old Mill Inn in Mornington, Petra was dressed in a smart suit and sitting alone in the lounge of the Lily Green Hollows Golf Club waiting to have a meeting with David Pike.

 

On Thursday while Farron was offering Joe a partnership over a quiet drink in the Old Mill Inn in Mornington, Petra was dressed in a smart suit and sitting alone in the lounge of the Lily Green Hollows Golf Club waiting to have a meeting with David Pike.

 

After the meeting she focused her mind on the “date” if that was what it was.

The “date” was rather hastily arranged after she had finished snogging his face off and neither a time nor a place were mentioned.

The time was fairly easy to settle on and she arbitrarily made it 8 o’clock.

The location was a bit trickier, she didn’t really want to meet him in the village, and she was pretty sure he wouldn’t want to be under the watchful gaze of all and sundry, in which case it needed to be outside the village but not too far away, so after careful consideration she chose The Green Oak in Denmead.

Her choice met both of her main criteria firstly to be sufficient distant from Highfinch as to go unnoticed by the villagers and secondly she would need to drive thus severely limiting her alcohol consumption and more importantly if there was to be a repeat of the very acceptable kissing it would not be fueled by alcohol.

 

Having made the decision she then needed to convey her itinerary to Joe, this was a little problematic as she didn’t have a number for him so she got Farron’s phone number from Cressida and rang the land line and was all keyed up to speak to him when Farron answered instead and he told her Joe had popped out so she left a message.

“I’ll pick him up at the end of Springwater Lane at 8 o’clock”

 

The reason that Joe had popped out was to knock on the front door of Cressida’s house in order to speak to Petra because he didn’t have her number, he got no answer though because Petra was on the 13th tee with Cressida when she rang Farron.

Joe got the message however when he returned the workshop and he was nervously waiting at the end of Springwater Lane dead on 8 o’clock when Petra pulled up in her Qashqai.

 

Joe got in and kissed her cheek and then there was an awkward silence for the next five minutes as neither of them could think of an ice breaker, Joe’s new found confidence had deserted him and even Petra who wasn’t normally stuck for a word was stumped until she said

“I thought we’d go over to Denmead”

“Good idea” he concurred and that was how the conversation went for the rest of the journey until she drove into the car park of the Green Oak.

It wasn’t until they were seated inside that they began to relax.

“I had some great news yesterday” he said

“Really?”

“Yes Farron has made me his partner”

“Wow that really is good news” she said enthusiastically and squeezed his hand.

He took that as a positive sign which boosted his confidence again and decided to strike while the iron was hot and asked

“Would you go to dinner with me one night to celebrate?”

“I’d love to but…” she began and he thought here comes the brush off

“It will have to be tomorrow though because I’m going back to Sharpington on Sunday”

And Joe felt elation and despair in the same moment as she agreed to dinner and declared her intent to leave him.

“But I’ll be back in November” she added seeing the hurt on his face and leant in and kissed the sadness off his lips

“I have some good news too, I had an interview with David Pike yesterday and he’s offered me a job at the club”

After her statement the conversation dried up again but this time it was because they were kissing.

Downshire Diary – (15) The Girl in the Green Dress

 

Steve Berry had always had a distinct dislike for Christmas, in fact he hated everything about it, despite all the jollity and faux fun because unlike many of his Christmas mad friends he had no happy Christmas memories to anesthetise him against the season.

His parents were chronic alcoholics and each year their Christmas came in a bottle and thanks to his ill-tempered father, Steve’s came with a slap, so his childhood Christmases were festive memories he would rather have forgotten.

But adulthood brought no relief from the season and it always seemed to him that when shit happened Christmas just magnified the misery.

If someone died at Christmas the very season makes it more keenly felt and he could testify to that fact as his own mother died on Christmas Eve when he was 19.

He had no idea where his father was and quite frankly he didn’t care he never bothered to show up for the funeral and for all he knew he could have been dead as well.

So as a result he had never trusted Christmas, because he knew that shit lurks beneath the coloured lights and paper chains.

That was until Holly Davis opened his eyes to new possibilities and he realised that Christmas could also magnify joy.

 

But it wasn’t just Christmases that had always held horrors in his past, so did New Year’s Eve.

Steve wasn’t big on New Year’s Eve, it was not a time that held any deep significance for him and he found the whole idea of it rather pointless, why did people make such a fuss over going from one year to the next, to his mind it was meaningless, and that would have been reason enough for him to dislike it, far apart from the personal memories it evoked.

And the prominent memory was of one New Year’s Eve when he was just six years old that his parents locked him in his room while they went off on a three day bender.

But he had decided to try and put that behind him along with all the other bad memories and with Holly’s help he was hopeful that he might succeed.

Since the first day he met her she had helped him to tame his demons and it all began when Holly Davis temporarily took over running her uncles pub, the Pig and Whistle in Abbeyvale a week and a half before Christmas on Friday the 13th of December, Steve had got blind drunk and ended up spending the night in the lounge bar on one of the bench seats.

When he woke up the next morning with his face stuck to the mock leather of a bench seat and painfully sat himself up she produced a contract he had signed the night before agreeing to work for her at the pub until New Year’s Eve.

 

Despite his initial misgivings Steve had thoroughly enjoyed working with Holly at the Pig and whistle and he was still uncertain quite how she managed to affect that, but affect it she did and during the ten days he spent working for her, she had turned his life upside down and it culminated at closing time on Christmas Eve as the church bells at St Mary’s chimed midnight, with him wishing her a Merry Christmas and kissing her.

 

Because of the snow Steve was unable to get home on Christmas Eve so he spent the night in the spare room and they were then snowed in at the pub for Christmas day as well.

Holly was due to go for Christmas lunch at her cousin’s house but as she lived 30 miles away it was not possible to make the journey safely with the amount of snow that was still laying.

Steve was due to spend the day alone in his flat, not celebrating Christmas at all, but Holly invited him to spend the day with her instead.

After he cooked them lunch and they had watched the Queens Speech Holly cajoled him into unburdening himself about his aversion to the holidays.

That proved to be very revealing and was followed by more food, more drink and finally after exchanging Christmas presents they kissed passionately again.

 

In the week that followed the first Christmas he and Holly spent together and the first one he had ever celebrated, there was good deal more kissing as day by day they headed inexorably towards New Year’s Eve.

But Steve had a sense of foreboding as the days ticked by as his normal dislike for the occasion was magnified that year because it marked the final day of his contract at the Pig and Whistle and it could also mark the end of Holly’s Tenure at the pub and maybe even their budding relationship.

Holly had completely turned his life upside down and he had fallen hopelessly in love with her and the thought of going back to his old life in the New Year filled him with dread and the notion that he would never see her again was inconceivable but he wasn’t sure how he could prevent any of it happening.

 

Although he didn’t like it, New Year’s Eve was a very good earner for the pub and as the takings had not been optimised on Christmas Eve due to the snow, added to the fact that the figures had been disappointing in the interim due to the lingering snow and freezing conditions, so a good New Year’s Eve was absolutely vital to stay profitable.

With that in mind Holly and Steve had to spend most of the afternoon at the Cash and Carry stocking up on vital supplies.

“Right that’s the lot Hon” she said

“Are you sure that’s enough?” Steve asked facetiously

“That’s enough lip from you” she said and kissed him, and that simple kiss, was a symbol of their familiarity, and was also a milestone moment for them because although they had kissed many times in that week since Christmas Eve, they had only ever kissed when they were alone and certainly never in public. 

“If we sell that lot tonight I’ll be over the moon” she said although there wasn’t any chance that that might actually happen even if they did have an extension until 1.00am but they would give it a try.

Steve normally spent New Year’s Eve at home in self-imposed exile at his flat, watching a DVD and hiding from the world and pretending that New Year’s Eve was just a bad dream but that year with Holly was going to be very different.

 

At least on New Year’s Eve there were none of the annoyingly jolly Christmas songs, there was only one really annoying New Year’s song and that was usually confined to midnight.

There was a steady trade in the bar, far more than Christmas Eve, but not exactly record breaking numbers, and Steve thought they most of the supplies they had bought earlier at the Cash and Carry,  would remain unsold.

But just after 9 o’clock the numbers swelled and continued swelling until the place was absolutely banging.

There were seven of them working that night but only six at any one time behind the bar and they were absolutely rushed off their feet and the till’s never stopped ringing.

The staff and a hard core of the regulars were in fancy dress for the occasion.

Debbie was a French maid, Stephanos was in a toga, Clare was a Witch, Ausra was a Gypsy, Petra was a clown and Steve was a pirate, while Holly, as was her custom, was dressed immaculately, and on that occasion she was dressed as the Emerald Lady in a wonderful green dress adorned with a garland of holly leaves and around her neck was the holly leaf pendant that Steve gave her for Christmas.

By the end of the night, which absolutely flew by, he had to admit that he hadn’t enjoyed a New Year’s Eve more in his life, even though his feet were killing him.

When the last of the punters had been ushered out the door and the bolt shot at 1.25 am, Holly said

“Thank God for that, put the kettle on” and then she kicked off her shoes.

Everyone pulled together and gathered up all the glasses and cleared them to the kitchen and then Steph and Clare brought out the drinks on a tray

“Where are the others?” Holly asked

“They’re loading the glasses into the machine” Clare replied “You know what Steve’s like”

“Tell them not to worry” she said “We’ll do it in the morning”

Holly frowned and then corrected herself

“We’ll do it in later this morning”

 

So they all sat together drinking their tea and coffee and laughing at the exploits of one or two of the more enthusiastic punters but very soon there was only Holly and Steve left

“Do you want another tea?” he asked

“I’d rather have a proper drink” she replied “You could join me if you’re staying over”

He nodded and went behind the bar and returned shortly with two glasses of wine and as they sat together drinking she said

“My feet are so sore”

“Put them up here then” he said tapping his knee “I’ll rub them for you if you want”

“Oh yes please” she said and put both stocking feet on his knee

“Hold up” he said “one at a time”

Holly laughed and put one foot down.

“Oh that’s really lovely” she said as Steve began massaging her little foot and that was all he got out of her for the next twenty minutes until he was halfway through her other foot when she said.

“You’re a free man now”

“What do you mean?” Steve asked

“The contract” she said

“It was only up to and including New Year’s Eve it’s now New Year’s Day so you are free to return to your old life”

“Good” he said sharply and Holly baulked at the force of the word.

“Because now I am here because I want to be”

And Holly’s face broke into a broad smile and took her foot off his lap so she could kiss him.

 

They made love for the first time in the early hours of New Year’s Day and as they lay entwined in the semi darkness Holly said.

“We make a good team, I think we could run this place together”

“What about Phil?” Steve asked

“Ah I may have misled you regarding Uncle Phil” she confessed

“In what way?”

“He’s not coming back” Holly said

“Why not?” Steve asked

“He’s ill” Holly replied sadly

“Really? How ill?”

“The “he won’t see another Christmas kind” of ill”

“Oh” he responded sadly “so he’s not on holiday?”

“No” she admitted “I am in the process of buying the pub from him”

“That’s a big step” he said

“I know” she agreed “but I have years of experience in Hospitality and you’re a good accountant”

“Oh I see, so you only want me for my numeracy” he said

“No I only want you for your foot rubs” Holly corrected him

“Ok then it’s a deal” he said

“Are you sure?” she asked “We will have to celebrate all the holidays”

“I’ve never been more sure of anything” he replied and they sealed the deal with a kiss which was a prelude to them making love again, but Steve paused briefly and said

“You do realize what would happen if we were to marry?”

“What’s that?” she said pleasantly surprised that his thoughts had already strayed to the possibility of marriage

“You would become Holly Berry”

“I could live with that” she said and brought the discourse to a passionate conclusion. 

 

Downshire Diary – (14) The Girl in the Christmas Dress

 

Steve Berry had always had a distinct dislike for Christmas, in fact he hated everything about it, despite all the jollity and faux fun because unlike many of his Christmas mad friends he had no happy Christmas memories to anesthetize him against the season.

His parents were chronic alcoholics and each year their Christmas came in a bottle and thanks to his ill-tempered father, Steve’s came with a slap, so his childhood Christmases were festive memories he would rather have forgotten.

But adulthood brought no relief from the season and it always seemed to him that when shit happened Christmas just magnified the misery.

If someone died at Christmas the very season makes it more keenly felt and he could testify to that fact as his own mother died on Christmas Eve when he was 19.

He had no idea where his father was and quite frankly he didn’t care he never bothered to show up for the funeral and for all he knew he could have been dead as well.

So as a result he had never trusted Christmas, because he knew that shit lurks beneath the coloured lights and paper chains.

That was until Holly Davis opened his eyes to new possibilities and he realised that Christmas could also magnify joy.

 

After an excess of alcohol and some sneakiness from Holly he found himself working behind the bar in her Uncle Phil’s pub, the Pig and Whistle in Abbeyvale.

He was still uncertain quite how she managed to affect that, but affect it she did and during the ten days he spent working for her, she had turned his life upside down and it culminated at closing time on Christmas Eve as the church bells at St Mary’s chimed midnight, with him wishing her a Merry Christmas and kissing her.

Judging by the way Holly responded Steve hoped that the kiss on Christmas Eve might have been the start of something between them but alas for him it didn’t lead anywhere.

Holly had indeed responded to his advance and in fact had been hoping for it, but she knew it was far too soon to throw caution to the wind.

There were scabs as yet unpicked regarding Steve Berry that needed to be attended to before she completely let down her guard.

Holly considered him to be a work in progress she thought he had potential but he still needed work but there was certainly hope for him, but he was progressing nonetheless.

 

The other event that occurred on Christmas Eve was a prolonged fall of snow which resulted in them being snowed in.

Holly was due to go to lunch at her cousin’s house but as she lived 30 miles away it was not possible to make the journey safely with the amount of snow that was still laying.

Steve was due to spend the day alone in his flat, not celebrating Christmas at all, but Holly invited him to spend the day with her instead as he hadn’t risked driving home the night before.

He would have been quite happy to have slept on one of the bench seats in the lounge bar as he had once before, but Holly insisted he use the spare room.

So that was how Steve Berry came to celebrate his first ever Christmas and why he was sitting at the bar nursing a cup of coffee in the clothes he had been wearing the night before.

 

It was as a result of them being snowed in at the Pig and Whistle on Christmas Eve which led to Steve Berry celebrating his first ever Christmas at the age of 30 and why he was sitting at the bar nursing a cup of coffee in the clothes he had been wearing the night before.

“Morning” he said as Holly appeared behind the bar

“Happy Christmas” Holly said and reached over and kissed his cheek.

Now it was not the kiss he was hoping for and it was not possessed of the passion that accompanied the embrace of the night before but that simple peck on the cheek held within it something very special, and that was hope.

“God its cold in here” she said     

“Yes, there was a power cut during the night and it knocked the boiler out” he said

“I’ve relit it but it’ll take a while to warm the place up”

“This was not the Christmas day I had in mind” Holly said putting the collar of her dressing gown up

“Nor me” he added

She was supposed to be dining on a sumptuous feast at her cousin’s house, while he was supposed to be in self-imposed exile at his flat pretending that Christmas was just a bad dream.

“Do you want a drink?” he asked

“Oh yes please” she replied and Steve got up and went to the kitchen returning a few minutes later with a steaming mug of tea

“Thanks hon” she said and winced at her involuntary over familiarization and quickly went on.

“I don’t know what we are going to eat today” Holly said

“We will need to ferret in the freezer”

“I didn’t know ferret was traditional Christmas fare” Steve said “but I’m no expert on Christmas.

“You know what I mean” she said smiling “Can you cook?”

“A bit” he replied

“Good because I’m rubbish” Holly admitted

Steve actually undersold himself when he said he could cook a bit

He could in fact cook very well, exceptionally well.

 

Steve not being a traditionalist or a fan of the season could certainly make something out of what was on hand in the kitchen.

Holly however wanted to have a roast lunch, with all the trimmings, but after they checked the freezer they had to rule out a roast dinner as the joints would never have defrosted in time, and they were too big for the microwave and as they were frozen hard, impossible to cut down to size, but there were alternatives.

The fresh vegetable stores were limited but more than sufficient for two people.

Although she couldn’t cook herself, Holly was determined to help, firstly by peeling the potatoes and carrots and then by getting out of his way so he could get on by taking herself off upstairs to get ready for the day.

 

While Holly was gone Steve finished preparing the food and when he was done he was very pleased that he had achieved something to suit Holly’s traditional wishes, at least in part.

 

Steve Berry had just reached the point where he could safely leave the kitchen and get showered and shaved when Holly reappeared and he was stopped in his tracks.

She looked stunning, her mousy hair, washed and styled was adorned with Christmas slides and she was wearing a white wool dress decorated with poinsettias.

And her shapely legs were covered by black tights with motifs of bows and parcels and as he looked at her from head to toe he thought to himself that he’d like them to be stockings rather than tights, but nice legs were nice legs regardless of what they were sheathed in.

“Wow” Steve exclaimed

“Wow” he said again and Holly blushed

“It’s a Christmas dress you know” she said

“I don’t care” he said “wow”

“But you don’t like Christmas” she pointed out

“It’s growing on me” he said unable to take his eyes off her

“Good” she said “you won’t mind wearing this then”

When would he ever learn, he now had to wear another blessed Christmas sweater.

“Where do you keep getting them from?” he asked

“They’re Uncle Phil’s” she replied “I buy him one every year”

“But I’ve never seen Phil in a Christmas jumper, not ever” Steve said

“No nor of I” Holly agreed

 

Steve went upstairs, showered and shaved and returned to find Holly had laid a table in the lounge bar, complete with festive serviettes, candles, party poppers and crackers.

On the CD player the Puppini Sisters were in full voice and his natural aversion to Christmas music was tempered by the fact that he caught Holly singing and dancing along with the music.

He stayed out of sight in the doorway so he could enjoy the spectacle as long as possible.

When she eventually became aware of him she blushed redder than the poinsettias on her dress.

“How long have you been standing there?” she said suddenly flustered and began fussing with the table.

“Long enough” Steve replied

“You should have said something” Holly said as she headed towards the kitchen still flushed red

“What and spoil the show” he replied as he followed close behind her and chuckled.

 

Holly carried on with the table while Steve checked the oven and ten minutes later he was transferring everything to serving dishes which Holly took to the table.

All he had left to do was make the gravy and get the Yorkshire puddings out of the oven.

Christmas dinner was as traditional as he could manage given the limits of the provisions available but it was Holly’s turn to say “Wow” as he served Chicken breast wrapped in bacon, served with Roast potatoes, roast parsnips, carrots, peas, stuffing and Yorkshire pudding.

“What no starters” she said tongue in cheek

Holly lit the candles and Steve opened the wine, then they pulled the crackers and she made him wear a paper hat.

For desert he served apple pie and ice cream after which they watched the Queens speech.

 

As soon as the Queens speech was over Holly switched off the TV

“What now?” he asked

“Now we sit and talk” She replied

“You mean “talk”” Steve said

“Yes”

“Do we have to” He said “It’s been such a lovely day”

“How are we supposed to learn about each other if we don’t talk?”

Holly replied

“So what do you want to know?” he said resignedly

“You’re childhood” Holly said with great interest

“What about it?” he replied

“Well, it’s not just Christmas that was unhappy was it”

“No it wasn’t” he replied and Holly settled back to let him unburden himself

“It wasn’t just Christmas, it was New Year’s, Easter, Halloween and birthdays”

He paused and took a drink

“You see my parents were alcoholics, when I was young they managed to somehow keep it under control and were functioning alcoholics, they held down jobs and to the outside world they seemed normal.

But once I got to school age I pretty much raised myself, which is how I came to learn to cook, because if I didn’t cook I didn’t eat”

They had spent a very pleasant Christmas day together, snowed in at the pub, the last thing he wanted to do was regurgitate the unpleasant moments of his life, particularly as he had been doing his best to forget them.

But once he started he couldn’t stop and by the end of it he was exhausted as they sat in the gathering darkness.

Holly was largely quiet throughout and just added the odd word of encouragement and support.

Holly broke the short period of silence.

“How do you feel?”

“Surprisingly good” he responded

 

However, despite his feeling unburdened by the lengthy afternoon revelations there was an awkward silence in the aftermath, so Steve disappeared down to the kitchen to make them both a snack.

He wondered if he should have held back and if he had unnerved Holly with his total honesty.

“I should have drip fed her” he said as he walked around the kitchen “Let her absorb it and then I could have said more, but no, you had to blurt out every sordid detail of your pathetic life and now she probably thinks you’re a nut job”

When he had finished with the rant and the snack he put it on a tray and carried it upstairs to the lounge where Holly greeted his arrival with a smile, but not a nervous smile, it was a kindly open smile, from someone happy to see him return.

 

“God that was good” Holly said after consuming the snack he had prepared with relish.

“Every cloud has a silver lining” he said referring to the reason that he had learned to cook in the first place.

“There is always a positive in life” Holly said sagely “you just have to look for it”

“Well that’s what I plan to do” he said and cleared the plates away

“I’ll pour us another drink” He added

 

When Steve returned to the lounge Holly was sitting on the sofa with a Christmas present on her lap and she was smiling broadly.

“Happy Christmas” she said as she handed him the gift

“What’s this?” he asked

“Well open it and find out” Holly answered

“I wasn’t expecting a present” Steve said and sat down beside her on the sofa and squeezed the package

“Oh no not another Christmas sweater” he said and Holly giggled as he tore the paper open.

But when he had removed all the paper and unfolded its contents he saw that although it was indeed a sweater, it was not a novelty Christmas one like those she had made him wear for the previous ten days but a plain blue one in cashmere.

“That’s fantastic” he said enthusiastically “I love it 

“Try it on then” Holly insisted and stood up

Holly took hold of the new one while Steve removed the one he was wearing and then they swapped.

As Steve pulled the cashmere over his head Holly held the novelty one he had just removed up to her nose and inhaled his scent.

“That looks great” she said when he had put it on

“It feels it” he said “can I keep it on?”

“Yes” she said and held the other one to her breast and he walked over to the Christmas tree and plunged his hand in between the branches.

It was perhaps testament to the progress that he had made over such a short period of time that he had actually bought her a present, which he removed from its hiding place and said

“Happy Christmas”

“When did you put that there?” she asked in amazement

“This morning” Steve replied

“That was sneaky” Holly said and ripped the paper off like a mad woman until she was left with a little blue presentation box embossed with gold relief. 

She looked at it in wide eyed wonder, it was jewelry, he had bought her jewelry and from a quality jeweler’s.

Holly took a deep breath and then opened the box and then she gasped.

“It’s lovely” she said as she took it out the box and held the gold pendant in her hand.

It was in the shape of a holly leaf and it had her name engraved on it.

“I love it, I absolutely love it” she said “put it on for me”

Steve took the pendant from her and when Holly turned her back to him, she reached back and scooped her hair out of the way while he fastened it.

Then she went to the mirror, stood on her tiptoes and looked at herself and admired the pendant.

“I really love it” Holly said and then she let out a squeal as she rushed towards him and then for the second day running they ended the day with a passionate kiss.

Downshire Diary – (13) The Girl in the Red Dress

 

Steve Berry had always had a distinct dislike for Christmas, in fact he hated everything about it, despite all the jollity and faux fun because unlike many of his Christmas mad friends he had no happy Christmas memories to anesthetise him against the season.

His parents were chronic alcoholics and each year their Christmas came in a bottle and thanks to his ill-tempered father, Steve’s came with a slap, so his childhood Christmases were festive memories he would rather have forgotten.

But adulthood brought no relief from the season and it always seemed to him that when shit happened Christmas just magnified the misery.

If someone died at Christmas the very season makes it more keenly felt and he could testify to that fact as his own mother died on Christmas Eve when he was 19.

He had no idea where his father was and quite frankly he didn’t care he never bothered to show up for the funeral and for all he knew he could have been dead as well.

So as a result he had never trusted Christmas, because he knew that shit lurks beneath the coloured lights and paper chains.

 

He used to dream of getting away at Christmas and going somewhere that didn’t celebrate it in any way, shape or form, but where exactly is that place?

Answers on a postcard please to Steve Berry if anyone has any suggestions.

So each year like the rest of the populous he was subjected to all the usual false jollity, Christmas Parties, Secret Santa’s and Christmas Lunch, Paper hats, crackers and all that shit.

And everywhere he would go from October onwards was bedecked with tinsel, garlands, bells, baubles and Led lights.

And it was impossible to avoid it as each and every shop played endless spools of regurgitated Christmas tunes and if that wasn’t enough there were the morons possessed of more money than sense who decorated the outside of their houses with every conceivable adornment of light emitting decorations to create an Led hell.

 

Steve never had a girlfriend at Christmas he always dumped them, or got himself dumped, when they started to get too jolly.

So when he was 21 he developed the perfect anti Christmas strategy.

He would always save a chunk of annual leave and finish work at least one week before the big day and return after the New Year debacle.

He would stock up with food along with the other festive numpties and armed with a stack of DVD box sets he became a Christmas recluse until the year turned and that strategy had served him well for nine 9 years and he believed it would serve him another ninety.

He had found it had become easier over the years with the advent of catch up TV, he just needed to avoid the adverts that remind him that it was Christmas and that he couldn’t afford a holiday.

His strategy was however tried and tested and it had managed to save his sanity over the years.

 

Steve was in the Pig and Whistle, not exactly a real shit hole of a pub but not the most attractive or ambient but more importantly the only pub in town guaranteed not to play Christmas stuff because the landlord Phil hated the season almost as much as Steve did.

It was his last night out before his Christmas exile and it was his intention to get totally shitfaced as he had almost three weeks to recover.

He was not a social animal, he liked his own company and if he ever engaged in conversation with fellow patrons it was because he had initiated it.

He was also not averse to being rude if someone else spoke first.

So he was just enjoying his third pint as he sat in the furthest most corner of the bar reading his book when it happened.

“Hello” she said

Steve ignored her, normally if he didn’t respond they’d get the message and go away

“Hello” she said louder “Are you ok?”

“I was” he sighed

“Oh dear Mr Grinch” she said “what you need is some Christmas spirit”

“I’m fine” he insisted

“I don’t think you are sitting on your own in the furthest most corner” she said

Steve looked at her for the first time, she was roughly his age, maybe a little younger, and she was wearing a red dress, red and white striped stockings and had tinsel in her mousy hair.

“Who are you? The Christmas fairy?” he asked gruffly

He wanted to tell her to fuck off but she was quite cute.

“No I’m Holly, Phil’s niece” she said

“Holly? How very festive” He said sarcastically

“Yes I’m going to instil a little Christmas spirit” Holly said

“But Phil hates Christmas” Steve informed her

“I know” she said “which is why he’s going to Las Vegas until the New Year”

“When?” He asked

“Half an hour ago” she replied

“So are you going to come and join the rest of us?”

“No thanks I don’t do Christmas” he said and returned to his book

“Oh well perhaps some Christmas music will get you in the mood” she said resolutely

“Oh God” he responded

 

The Christmas party mix was really grating on him but he was too far along with his Christmas strategy to go off hunting for another Christmas free pub so he had to put up with it.

As the evening wore on she persisted in trying to draw him out of his corner, but to no avail.

He left his corner only to go to the bar and get another drink and then returned to his solitude.

Apart from the music upsetting his plans there was the added annoyance of customers, more arriving every hour, word had got out that Phil “The Grinch who stole Christmas” had gone for the duration, and that there was a new Santa in town. 

This only became a problem however when, while he was at the bar, somebody took over his corner.

So he had to return to the bar again.

“Back again already Steve?” Holly asked

“Someone is in my seat” he said

“Well pull up a stool” she suggested

“Do I have a choice?” he said grumpily

“You’re just a little ray of sunshine” she said and laughed

“I can see I’m going to have to use all my Christmas magic on you”

He sighed as he settled himself down on a stool and said

“I’ve never seen it so busy in here”

“I know” Holly said “I’m going to need more staff at this rate”

“Good luck with that” he said with a sneer

 

Steve Berry woke up the morning after he met The Girl in the Red Dress, with his face stuck to the mock leather of a bench seat and when he painfully sat himself up he saw he was in the lounge bar of the Pig and Whistle.  

Well he had intended getting shit faced the night before, so mission accomplished there, and he had expected to wake up with a hangover, so another box ticked, but it was never part of the plan to wake up with a hangover at the pub. 

“Good morning sunshine” Holly called as she crashed through the door wearing a dressing gown and slippers.

“Ow” he said “have some respect for the dead”

She put a mug of black coffee on the table in front of him and peered at his bloodshot eyes

“Blimey! Can you actually see through those?” she asked

“I hope you don’t drink like that when you’re working”

“Well I don’t need to worry about work until January” he said and sipped at his coffee

“Don’t you remember anything about last night?” Holly asked with a wry smile on her lips

He closed his eyes and replied

“I remember I don’t like Christmas”

“Anything else?” Holly persisted

“It was very busy, very noisy” Steve said but could remember nothing else

“Do you remember me saying I needed more staff?” she asked

“Yes I do remember that” he replied

“Good” she said “because your it”

“What?” he said loudly and then winced

“You volunteered to work right through till New Year’s Eve”

“I can’t have” Steve said

“Well you did” She insisted and showed him a piece of paper detailing the fore mentioned offer signed by Steve.

“That doesn’t count” he said “I was pissed”

“It’s legally binding” Holly stated “It’s notarized by a solicitor”

Steve stared at the signature

“Sam Culver?” he said “he’s not a solicitor he’s a forklift driver”

“Be that as it may he has still witnessed your signature on this contract” she said coolly

“Contract?” he said in disbelieve

“Contract” she confirmed

“Oh please you’re not really going to hold me to this?” Steve said waving the “contract” in her direction

“You start tonight” she informed him

“Oh God I’ve sold my soul to the Christmas fairy” he said with his head in his hands

“I prefer Christmas angel” she said “But I’m not the one with tinsel in my hair”

“Oh shit” he exclaimed and felt his head

“Get yourself a hair of the dog, I’m going to get dressed” Holly said smiling

“Oh and there’s no drinking on the job, by the way”

 

He didn’t bother with the hair of the dog but he did drink another coffee before he left to go home and after a bath, a sleep and something to eat he felt revived by the time he left home again to report for his first shift although he still couldn’t figure out how the Christmas Angel had tricked him into working for her. 

 

Over the week and a half that followed Steve’s press ganging by Holly, the Christmas Angel, between his first shift and Christmas Eve, Holly had done her level best to elicit the full details of why it was that Steve hated Christmas and everything about it quite so much.

Holly had noticed right at the beginning that he was not the miserable git that she first thought or that he wanted people to think.

In fact that first night when he was forced to sit at the bar he had been very funny, once he managed to forget it was Christmas.

But every time he heard someone utter the words happy Christmas it was like he’d been stabbed.   

So she relentlessly picked away at the scab every day, but she couldn’t get him to open up, no matter how hard she tried, but she wasn’t prepared to give up under any circumstances.

 

Steve would never have admitted it but despite his initial protests he had rather enjoyed working behind a bar again.

He hadn’t done it since he left University and started working as an accountant.

The repetitive festive music still grated on him, though less so than before, even the Christmas t-shirts and jumpers that Holly made him wear had become less onerous.

Holly herself led by example and wore an almost inexhaustible supply of festive outfits and he had to admit she still looked cute in which ever one she was wearing.

She was a nosy cow though and kept poking and prodding at him trying to find out what made him tick.  

But it amused him that his not playing ball was driving her crackers, Christmas crackers even.

 

On Christmas Eve he drove to the pub, arriving at 9.30am, and thought to himself

“This is going to be a very long day”

It was bitterly cold day and the sky was slate grey and overcast, he sniffed the air and then knocked on the front door which Holly opened within a couple of minutes and she was already dressed in her Christmas outfit, namely Mrs. Clause.

“Morning Steve” she said “Happy Christmas Eve”

“Why are you always so cheerful?” he asked in response

“Because “it’s a wonderful life”” she said

“Oh God are you going to throw festive film titles at me all day?”

“I hadn’t thought of that” she said “but it sounds like fun”

He took his coat off and revealed his jumper of the day adorned with a reindeers head.

“There’s snow in the air” he said hanging up his coat

“Lovely” she replied with a chuckle “White Christmas”

“Stop it” Steve said

Holly had walked to the bar and picked something up and then returned to him with it behind her back.

“What’s that?” he asked suspiciously

“Antlers” she said triumphantly and put them on his head

“Please no” he said “that’s too much”

“Stop whining Grinch or I’ll put the Christmas tape on” she threatened

“That’s dirty fighting” he said

 

With it being Christmas Eve they knew it was going to be busy in the pub that day so in addition to Holly and Steve there were barmaids Clare and Petra and in the kitchen were Stefano and Ausra.

It wasn’t manically busy but there was a steady flow all day, shoppers popping in for a warm, that kind of thing, and as it was such a bitter cold day the kitchen did a roaring trade in warming chili, soups, casseroles and stews, so much so that they kept the kitchen going right through the afternoon.

It was not however a day for cold desserts.

By five o’clock they had sold out of hot food and the till drawers were stuffed despite the fact that Holly kept taking them away to the office, but they kept filling up.

 

While Holly counted the takings in the office, Steve and Petra manned the bar and Clare helped Steph and Ausra clear away.

Job done they joined Steve at the bar and were enjoying a well-earned drink when Holly came out.

“Well done you lot” she said “I hope that drink is on the house”

“It is” Steve said

“We have had a phenomenal day” she said handing out pay packets “so there’s a little something extra in there”

“Thanks boss” Stephanos said

“Cheers Hol” said Petra

“Thanks Holly” Clare and Ausra said simultaneously

What she didn’t tell them was that the little extra was 100 pounds per head, they wouldn’t find that out until later.

“Where’s mine?” Steve asked

“Grinch tax” Holly said to the great amusement of the others and patted his cheek

“Charming” he replied but he was laughing when he said it and he knew that the others were finished until after Christmas whereas he still had the evening shift.

Although he wasn’t bothered about the money particularly he knew he would get it, he had actually enjoyed Christmas Eve for the first time ever.

 

They all finished their drinks and it was the moment that Steve hated most, the final farewell when Christmas wishes were exchanged.

“Merry Christmas” Clare said and kissed Steve

“And you” he replied

“Happy Christmas Stevie” Ausra said kissing him

“Yes you too” said Steve

“Happy, Happy Christmas” Petra said planting a very exuberant kiss on his mouth

“Ditto” he replied

“A very happy Christmas my friend” Stephanos said extravagantly and feigned to kiss him but shook his hand instead and roared with laughter.

“Have a good one” Steve said and also laughed.

 

When they had gone Steve noticed it had started snowing lightly.

“So why can’t you say Happy Christmas?” Holly asked

“I told you it was going to snow” he said

“Don’t change the subject” Holly persisted “why can’t you say Happy Christmas?”

“I can say it, I just didn’t need to as everyone else said it”

He answered “I didn’t want to wear the phrase out”

“Baubles” Holly said

 

Holly disappeared upstairs for half an hour and when she came back down she had changed outfits again.

She wore a different red Dress but this time it had white trim and a much more daring neckline

But instead of the customary stripy tights on her lovely legs she was wearing black tights with holly motifs, which Steve thought was very appropriate as he watched her as he wiped down the tables in readiness for the next wave of festive punters.

Steve thought from the first time he saw her that she was quite cute but he thought he would have to separate her from the Christmas paraphernalia if she was ever to progress in his eyes any further than cute.

“I wish I’d asked Steph to keep some Chili back” Holly said “I’m absolutely starving”

“Don’t worry” he said “when Debbie arrives I’ll go over the road and get a take away”

“Ok Steve” she concurred “but what takeaway”

“Your choice boss, my treat” he replied

“What? Would that be a Christmas treat?” Holly asked

“No just a treat” he replied and smiled

 

Despite the weather Debbie arrived right on time.

“Hi everyone” she said as she went behind the bar

“The snows settling”

“Hi Debbie” Holly said

“So what’s your poison?” Steve asked

“Pizza” She replied very definitely “Pepperoni”

“Is that your final answer?” he asked

“It is” she confirmed

“Have you eaten Debbie?” he shouted

“Yes but I can eat a slice or two” she replied

 

As he walked across the road to the Vale Farm Pizza House he noticed the snow was falling faster and would lay quite deep if it persisted.

Despite Debbie saying she would only eat a piece or two he decided to get a pizza each, he’d seen Debbie eat before and for a skinny bird she could really pack it away.

He had a long wait as it seemed most of Abbeyvale were having pizza for tea.

When he got back to the pub the clientele had almost doubled so he thought it was the beginning of the evening rush and wasn’t sure if they’d have time to enjoy the pizzas, but he needn’t have worried as it proved to be a false dawn because the rush never materialized.

He was right about one thing though, Debbie demolished a whole pizza.

By seven o’clock the numbers hadn’t really changed even if most of the faces had.

And by eight o’clock with the snow falling thick and fast in near blizzard conditions it was fairly obvious punters weren’t going to be venturing out in any significant numbers.

Knowing that Debbie had a three mile journey home Holly said

“I think you’d better get off hon or you won’t get home at all”

“Are you sure Hol?” Debbie asked

“Absolutely” She said and handed Debbie her coat and her pay packet and gave her a kiss.

“Thanks Holly” she said “Happy Christmas”

“Happy Christmas and drive safely” she said “Text me when your home”

 “Ok, happy Christmas Steve” she said

“And you Deb” he replied

 

Holly had walked to the door with Debbie to see her off and wished her a Happy Christmas again and then stared out the window for a long time as she watched Debbie get underway.

When she returned to the bar she said

“You’d better get off as well Steve”

“No I’ll stay a bit longer” he replied

“This might be your last chance” she said “it’s coming down like billy-o”

“That’s ok” he said “I can always kip in the lounge bar again if it comes to that”

 

It was a very strange night because although there weren’t many customers they still managed to sell quite a lot of beer because they had a succession of punter coming in for jugs of ale, so much so that they ran out of jugs so they sold bottles instead.

But all in all it was very quiet Christmas Eve so by 9 o’clock Holly said

“Right let’s have a drink”

“I thought you didn’t like the staff drinking on duty” he said

“What the hell its Christmas” she replied and noticed that he visibly tensed at the word Christmas

She pulled him a pint and poured a glass of wine for herself and then they sat on stools on the punters side of the bar to drink them.

“Would you mind if I crash here tonight Holly?” He asked

“Of course not, I’d rather you crashed here than out there” She replied

“And it looks like my plans for tomorrow will need to be revised, so we can spend the day together, if you like”

“Ok thanks” he said “that would be great”

They were well into their second drink when Holly asked

“So what exactly is the deal with you and Christmas?”

“Do we have to go there?” he asked

“Yes we do” she said “I’ve been watching you all this week and every time someone wishes you a happy Christmas you react as if you’ve had an electric shock”

“Well I wouldn’t go that far” Steve responded

“I would” she said but he just shrugged

“Come on Steve” she insisted “You are such an infuriating man, cough it up”

“Can’t you just leave it alone?” he said

“You can’t tell me you haven’t enjoyed working here this week” she said “or that you would have preferred to be locked away in your flat pretending that Christmas was just a bad dream”

Steve drained his glass and went through the hatch and pulled himself another one.

“I don’t want to go into all the details, suffice is to say that for me there was no happy little boy waiting for Santa on Christmas Eve” he said painfully

“My childhood was unbearable and Christmas was even more so”

Holly didn’t speak but sat with head sympathetically inclined

“Not everyone was raised by Mary Poppins” Steve said factiously

“That’s not very fare” Holly said hurtfully

“And I suppose you think my Christmases were happy?” she asked forcefully but Steve merely snorted

“I had a succession of lousy Christmases when I was a child, my parents didn’t believe in it and so we didn’t celebrate it,” she said vehemently but Steve still looked unconvinced

“My parents are hippies, new age pagan hippies” She stated

“So Christmases for me were spent in a VW Camper van on Salisbury plain, don’t get me wrong, I love my parents and for me at the time it seemed perfectly normal and so I was perfectly happy, it was only when my school friends told me what they did at Christmas that I realized what I was missing out on”

Holly paused to gather herself

“When I was older I would at least get a present, though it was never wrapped in Christmas paper, there was no Christmas tree, no baubles or tinsel, no garlands or colored lights, and no Christmas magic, so in my childhood Christmas just didn’t exist”

“So now you’re over compensating” Steve said and took another drink “Majorly”

“Not at all, I just decided that feeling sorry for myself was not an option, and I refused to be dictated to by the past” she said “I decided that instead of regretting the Happy Christmas memories I missed out on as a child, I decided would make new memories and stop looking back”

“I was 17 when I first experience a proper Christmas, and I thought it was the most wonderful and magical experience I had ever had and I’ve made sure I’ve enjoyed every single Christmas since and I look forward to all the ones to come”

“There is no similarity between our childhoods” he said bitterly

“Your childhood was a happy one, it just didn’t include Christmas,

Whereas mine was desperately unhappy and did”

“And you blame Christmas for it being unhappy” Holly said

“I know that for you life was very different, but I want to squeeze the most joy I can from every moment of my life”

Steve just looked at her as she took a brief pause

“Just as you should” She said and put her hand on his knee and then at that moment the doors opened and a new group of punters came through the door their heads and shoulders dusted with snow.

 

He stood behind the bar drying glasses as he watched Holly as she chatted to the new intake of clientele in turn.

He liked it as she walked from table to table, she had a gait that was easy on the eye and the way the flared skirt moved across her lovely legs was quite sensual and then one by one the meagre band of customers disappeared into the snowy night amidst a peel of Happy Christmas wishes.

 

It was midnight and as the last customer left for the night, Holly wished them a happy Christmas and locked the front doors behind them and as she slipped the last bolt across and drew the curtain.

Steve appeared behind her just as the church bells at St Mary’s chimed midnight and Holly turned and faced him.

“Merry Christmas Holly” he said and kissed her