Thursday, 11 February 2021

Snippets of Downshire Life – The Chinese New Year Party

 

Shallowfield sat on the southern edge of the Finchbottom Vale and was bordered on the other side by the Dancingdean forest and the town’s fortunes had always relied largely upon forestry and agriculture for its survival.

In the post war years with rationing and a shortage of work a lot of people moved away from the area and it only just survived and the community around Teardrop Lake fared even worse.

Only a few of the houses around the Lake were thriving, a lot of the houses had been rented out and those that hadn’t were in a poor state of repair, some to such an extent they were little more than ruins.

By the 70s however things were beginning to change, thanks mainly to tourism as a result of an increase in leisure time.

This trend was reflected by the fact that the previously derelict Shallowfield Lodge, which had been inherited by a young couple from Lincolnshire, Rob and Sheryl Brown, was being turned into a Hotel.

From then on Shallowfield went from strength to strength which was echoed by the fortunes of the Claremont Hotel.

It was once the home of a wealthy Downshire family but like so many similar great houses in the county it fell into disuse as the fortunes of the owners suffered after the Great War.

It had had many reincarnations since then, particularly in the years between the wars and had been used for many things over the post war years but it wasn’t until the 60s that it became The Claremont Hotel.

However things had got tough in the Hotel trade with the success of Travelodge, Premier Inn and Holiday Inn Express and so places like the Claremont needed to offer something extra to attract the guests.

So they took every opportunity that presented itself, and put on novelty weekends, one of which was a Murder Mystery weekend, which had proved very popular.

But in addition they put on functions, balls and parties for every occasion, such as the Chinese New Year which they had been doing every year for five years and like many of the Claremont’s parties it was fancy dress.

 

The party was in full swing when Liz Bebb arrived, she’d had to work late in Abbottsford so she arranged to meet her fiancé, Michael Schaub, at the party.

But a combination of bad luck and an awkward client she was even later than she’d anticipated and after stopping at home first to get into her costume she was very, very late.,

But she knew he wouldn’t be angry when he saw her in her costume because even she thought she looked gorgeous dressed as Red Riding Hood.

But despite how good she looked when Liz walked into the Claremont’s ballroom it appeared that she was not only late arriving but she was also too late to save her engagement as she found her fiancé Michael otherwise engaged in a very passionate kiss with her best friend Angela Buckland.

 

If Liz had been surprised by what greeted her in the Ballroom when Spiderman was kissing Marilyn Monroe, it was nothing compared to Spiderman’s surprise when Liz kicked him in his spidie testicles and there was definitely a look of surprise on Angela’s face a split second after Liz slapped it.

Leaving Michael doubled up on the floor unable to speak and Angela with a scarlet hand print on her face, Liz stormed out of the hall like a Celtic Goddess with her scarlet cloak and flaming red hair streaming behind her.

 

Liz left the ballroom at speed and rushed out through reception and went out through the front entrance like a heat seeking missile and shot straight down the steps and out into the car park without stopping and ran straight into Matt Wolff, who was a late arrival himself and was at that moment lost in thought as he walked the other way and after the collision they both ended up in a heap on the floor.

“Why don’t you look where you’re going you bloody idiot” she screamed, followed by a string of expletives.

Matt totally ignored Liz’s angry remarks and chose instead to consider, as he looked at the striking red head in the red cloak, what had upset her. 

“Are you ok?” he asked with concern and with an appraising eye.

She looked confused at first, because she had been very rude to him and he was being nice in return, and then she opened her mouth to launch another tirade of abuse at him but dissolved into tears instead.

Matt then took her in his arms and comforted her while she cried her pitiful tears as they sat in the darkness on the tarmac of the car park.

After five minutes or more he helped her to her feet and with his arm around her shoulder he said

“Come in side and get warm”

“Ok” she responded meekly as she continued to sob, and dribbled on his coat sleeve as he guided her.

 

Red Riding Hood and the Wolff sat in a quiet corner of the hotel bar warmed by brandy and the glow of kindred spirits, he listened intently as she spoke of her sadness and reason for her rage, and as he in turn spoke words of comfort to her in return, and their hearts became inexorably entwined.

 

The Clerembeax Palace Hotel and Spa – Night Management – Sebastian

 

The beautiful Downshire village of Clerembeax St Giles is situated to the west of Abbeyvale, located between Grace Hill and Bushy Down, and on the outskirts was the Clerembeax Palace Hotel and Spa.

It was once the home The Clerembeax’s, who arrived in Downshire following the Norman conquests and stayed for a thousand years before the name died out following the death of the reclusive Marcus Clerembeax at the age of 96.

The current owner was Yvonne Labuschagne, who decided to open it as a Hotel and Spa and she and her handpicked staff had made a great success of it, and they had a varied clientele who frequented the Hotel for a variety of reasons, but all of them expected a high degree of service.

So, the staff were always on hand to deal with whatever needs the guests might require, whatever the hour.

Sebastian Chapman was the Senior Night Manager, he also had a roving eye, but it wasn’t just the female members of staff or hotel guests that he considered fair game, there were also the local villagers

But it wasn’t just the female members of staff or hotel guests that he considered fair game, there were also the local villagers and although he was normally the predator, within the village he had become the prey.

Because for the lonely widows, desperate singles, even more desperate divorcees, and the bored house frau’s he was manna from heaven.

In the quiet of his office, in the wee small hours, he was burning the midnight oil, and was sat deep in thought, as he nursed a large brandy, of who he might slake his lustful thirst with.

One of his subordinates, Chelsea Winfield, who one of his frequent flyers, was on her day off, so he could chalk her off the list.

He drained his glass and decided he would visit the lounge on one final prowl for a likely candidate for his lust, and there she was sitting alone in an easy chair reading a book and when she looked up, she smiled at him and said

“Hello Sebastian”

And his mind went blank, clearly some woman he’d slept with at some time or other and the encounter was so unmemorable he had obviously forgotten her instantly.

So, he tried to picture her dressed in a different outfit, casual wear, uniform, bondage gear or work clothes and then it registered.

“Sarah McAuslan” he replied, not a woman he had slept with after all and then instantly forgotten she was a Solicitor from Purplemere who he tried to sleep with.

“Do you mind if I join you?” he asked.

“Not at all” she said, “please do” and gestured to the neighbouring chair.

“Can I get you a drink?” he asked

“Thank you, yes,” she said, and he signalled to the barman.

After he ordered the drinks, she said

“I heard on the grapevine you had been banished to the country, isn’t it a bit slow for a man of your propensities?”

“You would be surprised” he remarked

“Really?” she said “tell me more”

“A gentleman never kisses and tells” Sebastian pointed out

“Well you’re no gentleman so spill the beans”

So, over the next fifteen minutes he related to her some of his more interesting encounters.

“My word you have been a busy boy” she said and squirmed a little in her seat.

“And what about you?” he probed, and hoped he might probe further

“What do you mean?” she said innocently

“You are not after all without a reputation” he said ungallantly

“Well that’s true enough, though compared to you I’m an amateur” she said

“Come on out with it” he insisted, and she regaled him with the lurid tale of one of her clients who attended meetings in her office after hours and was advocating her senseless.

“Excellent” he said feeling aroused as he watched her fidgeting.

“Another drink?” he offered

“In my room perhaps” Sarah replied

“A Nightcap?” he asked

“Something like that” Sarah said “Providing that “Nightcap” is Hotel code for Night Manager shags slutty Solicitor”

“We at The Clerembeax Palace Hotel and Spa are here to please” Sebastian said

“So yes, a “Nightcap” is definitely what I want” she said and stood up and as she walked ahead of him, he said

“So, does this mean that we’ve done the foreplay?”

AS STREAKS OF GOLD APPEAR IN THE WESTERN SKY

 

As streaks of gold appear in the western sky

I look into her hypnotic green eyes and sigh

With her in my arms and romance in my heart,

As the sunset glowed, I vowed we’d never part


Wednesday, 10 February 2021

TOWARDS YOU MY LOVE

 

Towards you my love

My heart conveys me

Drawn towards your beauty

And your healing heart

The cherished moments

Of your tender embrace

Sustain me on my journey

Towards your open arms

YOU TOOK ME FROM A SEA OF COLD

 

You took me from a sea of cold

You breathed life into me

Brought me back from the dead

Gave wings to my soul

And put music into my heart

The Clerembeax Palace Hotel and Spa – Night Management – Charlie

 

The beautiful Downshire village of Clerembeax St Giles is situated to the west of Abbeyvale located between Grace Hill and Bushy Down and on the outskirts was the Clerembeax Palace Hotel and Spa.

It was once the home The Clerembeax’s, who arrived in Downshire following the Norman conquests and stayed for a thousand years before the name died out following the death of the reclusive Marcus Clerembeax at the age of 96.

The current owner was Yvonne Labuschagne, who decided to open it as a Hotel and Spa and she and her handpicked staff had made a great success of it, and they had a varied clientele who frequented the Hotel for a variety of reasons, but all of them expected a high degree of service.

So the staff were always on hand to deal with whatever needs the guests might require, whatever the hour.

Among the night duty staff were Night Manager Chelsea Winfield and her assistant Charlie Wadsworth.

Charlie was attractive rather than pretty, mid-twenties, with short straw-coloured hair, pixie cut, and stood barely an inch short of six foot tall and was slender and willowy.

She also had a roving eye, and her tastes leaned very much on the feminine side, she had even hoped her friendship with her boss Chelsea might have developed into a sexual one but she realized very early on that she was a man only kind of girl.

But working at the Hotel offered her plenty of eye candy and on occasion she even got to consume some, like the evening when she was on duty and a guest phoned down requesting additional towels.

So, with a bundle of towels in her arms Charlie knocked on the door and a moment later Katie Daniel opened it.

“Lovely” Charlie thought as she looked her over, pretty face, blue eyes, soft shoulder length brown hair, 5t 3 or 4, early thirties, gorgeous figure, housed in a black cocktail dress, thick black tights and heels.

“Fresh towels Madam” she said

“Thank you” Katie responded, “Can you put them in the bathroom?”

“Certainly, Madam” she responded and watched the mirrored relaxion as Katie kicked off her shoes and sat on the sofa with her legs up.

After Charlie had replaced the towels and generally tidied up, she reappeared to find Katie sitting where she had last seen her.

“Will there be anything else madam?” she asked, and Katie tried to reply but was unable as tears started to well up in her eyes and then they ran uncontrollably down her cheeks as she sobbed.

Charlie rushed over to her and knelt on the floor beside her and offered herself up as comfort

“Whatever is the matter?” she asked which just elicited more sobs, so she offered a consoling arm.

“I’m so sorry” she sobbed gratefully accepting Charlie’s open arms and buried her tearstained face in her comforters’ neck.

Charlie then made encouraging noises and stroked her back but being a shoulder to cry on was the full extent of her expertise.

They held that position for some time until Katie’s sobs began to get shallower and shallower and eventually abated altogether.

Nevertheless, she held on to Charlie tightly and began to nuzzle her neck and she could feel Katie’s breath on her skin, which was when her thoughts changed from those of consolation to those of lust.

While still nuzzling Charlie’s neck Katie’s hands began to caress up and down her back and her nuzzles turned to kisses.

She reciprocated the caresses and in an instant Katie’s mouth was on hers.

Miss Daniel’s lips were soft, her mouth was hot and her tongue was energetic and as they kiss her hands began to claw at Charlie’s blouse, dragging it free of her waistband and then with great urgency she pulled herself upright so she was seated in front of the maid as her fingers fumbled at her shirt buttons and when she had accomplished her task she almost ripped the shirt off her back and when those trembling hands were on Charlie’s flesh and she sighed and Charlie knew that “There was something else that Madam wanted”

LIKE THE WINTER TREES

 

Like the winter trees

Left stripped bare

By the autumn gales

Such is our marriage

Our love was once that leafy canopy

Which sheltered and nurtured

But it slowly changes in hue

Then it dried up and blew away

On the winds of change

Until our love was no more