Saturday, 26 June 2021

MY MAN IS MY BEST FRIEND

 

My man is my best friend

He listens to me,

Enables me,

Reassures me,

Inspires me,

He makes me feel special

He makes me feel sexy

He understands me

He is in touch with my feelings

My man is my best friend?

Is he bollocks

Gordon’s is my best friend

Give me another gin and tonic

I REMEMBER LINDA

 

I remember way back when,

And my first schoolboys crush

When just to look at Linda

Was like being hit with a sugar rush

 

I remember when she said

“I really like your shirt by the way”

Well I was so in love with her

That I wore that shirt every day

 

Friday, 25 June 2021

Those Memories Made on Teardrop Lake – (14) The Teardrop Triangle

Kate Marston was 29 years old and had been working in Nettlefield at the St Augusta’s Hospital, and while she was there she had been seeing a doctor, Andy Jordan.

But not for the first time in her life she realized it wasn’t working for her so after a couple of months, she ended it.

However when it ended Andy wouldn’t accept it and he wouldn’t stop pestering her.

So before it got to out of hand she left, she also moved out of her flat, with some help from her friends.

Two of the male nurses emptied her flat and put all her furniture into storage.

Kate took a couple of suitcases and temporarily moved in with another nurse, Molly Curtis, who lived in Kiddingstone, until she found something else.

Molly would have been perfectly happy to have Kate living with her full time but that was because she was that way inclined.

Molly could easily have got her a job at the General but Kate thought she would be easier to track down at a big hospital, so she applied for something that Molly’s girlfriend Samantha had told her about, it was for a practice nurse position in Shallowfield.

 

At the end of March her friends from St Augusta’s, Duane and Caz collected her stuff from storage and drove it to her new flat on Teardrop Lake, Flat B Dancingdean House.

After they had unloaded the van and moved her in they had a couple of bottles of wine to celebrate and then Duane and Caz stayed the night.

 

“Thank you guys” she said as she hugged and kissed both of them the next day.

“Our pleasure honey” Caz said

“And trust me, he is all about the pleasure” Duane added

“You guys are the best” she said

“Just steer clear of the Doctors doll” he said and got in the van

“Don’t worry I will” she called as they drove off

“I love you guys”

 

Kate meant it when she said she would stay away from Doctors, her last three relationships had been with doctors and they had all ended in a disaster of some description.

What she didn’t know was that she was now living next door to not just one but two doctors.

 

At the beginning of April Kate started at the Shallowfield practice, she was welcomed with open arms by the other nurse, Evangeline because it would lighten her work load.

Eva also thought she was a pretty nurse too, tall and slim with lovely dark brown hair and a Mediterranean complexion and a wide bright toothy smile.

Kate soon had the young Doctors dancing attendance on her, which lightened Eva’s load greatly in that direction as well.

Although the doctors didn’t know they were flogging a dead horse with both the nurses albeit for different reasons.

Kate having sworn off of Doctors and Eva having very definite leanings towards the female of the species.

 

The two young practice Doctors were Alastair Phillips and Paul Blair who were not only her new colleagues but also Kate’s new neighbours.

They were both personable enough and who were as different from each other as chalk and cheese.

Alastair was the younger man by a year, tall and dark with classic good looks.

Paul was a short, stocky 32 year old with close cropped orange hair and Kate really liked them.  

But despite the fact that she liked them, Ali and Paul were doctors and she had played that game before and lost so she was in no mood to repeat past mistakes.

 

On the May bank holiday the senior receptionist Lynn Cooper had invited everyone from the Surgery to a BBQ at Coopers Villa at the east end of Teardrop Lake.

As all the staff at the surgery were local everyone accepted the invite.  

It was a glorious day, not a cloud in the sky, and a gentle breeze blowing off the lake.

Paul, Alastair and Kate all arrived together as they all had flats in Dancingdean House

They were all of a similar age and to the casual observer there appeared to be a bit of a love triangle forming with the three of them but for Kate nothing could be farther from the truth.

 

It seemed like they were to be an eternal triangle for the whole summer which was why it was a relief to do something without them.

So when one Friday night in May, Kate’s boss, Claire threw a dinner party at her cottage in honour of practice manager Olivia Adamson’s 30 something birthday.

Now the fact that Claire couldn’t cook to save her life didn’t deter Olivia or the other guests in the slightest though Kate herself was unaware of Claire’s culinary deficiencies.

Apart from the Hostess and the guest of honour the guests were Evangeline, Siti Shahara, Lynn Cooper, Chantelle Dooney and Kate.

Evangeline and Siti sat next to each other and held hands under the table.

Kate smiled to herself as she watched them, thinking that nobody had noticed and were blissfully unaware that everyone at the table knew they were a couple.

Along with everyone else Kate enjoyed three courses of gourmet food and copious quantities of wine.

The hostess with the mostest Claire never lifted a finger all night.

All the food was prepared, cooked and served by Lynn’s daughter Jane who was the Sous chef at the Brown Windsor restaurant.

It seemed that Jane moonlighted on her nights off doing home dining experiences.

Claire announced that she thought it was worth every penny and judging by the way the birthday girl weaved her way to her front door so did she.

After the party Eva and Siti went through an elaborate charade of Eva offering to let Siti sleep on the sofa at her cottage.

Of course everyone knew that was not what was going to happen.

 

The rest of the summer she and her two medical admirers passed some of their spare time together, but when she could she would get out on her own.

Fortunately Ali and Paul were late risers and as Kate was always up with the lark she managed to get out the door well before they surfaced.

Sometimes she would just set off through the wood or borrow the Cooper Family dinghy and sail up and down on the lake on other days she would get in the car and explore the countryside.

 

At the beginning of September, along with all the residents on the Lake, Kate’s triangle were invited to the Shallowfield Lodge Hotel, where the proprietor’s Rob and Sheryl Brown were holding their wedding anniversary party as with every social gathering she was on the lookout for a suitable suitor.

But not for the first time she was disappointed.

 

The following week there was the obligatory hen night for Olivia Adamson which consisted of all the girls from the practice plus famous local actress Amanda Flanders, which was held at the Brown Windsor Restaurant.

It was another occasion that she enjoyed very much but again came up short on the prospective partner’s front.

 

The wedding, the following Saturday was a fairy tale affair at Olwen’s Chapel.

And every woman present was jealous to the core.

The Olwen in question was an Anglo Saxon Lady who was one of the early converts to Christianity but her pagan husband’s tribe would not accept the new faith and she was forced to worship secretly in the forest.

Her chapel actually appeared to be just an assortment of stones on the forest floor arranged around a granite altar stone in a woodland clearing.

It had been rediscovered early in Queen Victoria reign and had been lovingly restored and had been maintained ever since by a local society, who had prepared the Chapel with flowers and chairs borrowed from the church hall and the altar stone was dressed with the appropriate finery.

 

The wedding party were conveyed to and from the Chapel on a Governess Cart, a small two-wheeled horse-drawn cart with a small tub body decorated with flowers, pulled by a heavy set white horse and led by Amanda Flanders.

When Olivia appeared on the arm of Major General Cooper there was an audible gasp.

After a very moving ceremony through which Kate cried most of the way, the Reception was held at the Shallowfield Lodge Hotel

 

After the wedding summer quickly turned to autumn and on the first of October all the girls from the Surgery were going out for a meal in Childean to celebrate Siti Shahara’s birthday, at the Mallard.

It was kind of a surprise, Siti knew they were going for a meal but not where and she wasn’t aware everyone was going.

Evangeline was driving so she picked Kate up on her way and then went to get the birthday girl from her flat.

They pulled up outside the Bengal curry house and both expected to see Siti outside waiting, Eva got out of the car and looked up at the window at the unnatural movement of the light.

“Something’s wrong” she said and ran headlong up the stairs.

Kate got out of the car and also looked up at the window and concurred something wasn’t quite right and she followed Eva up the stairs.

Kate looked at the stairs and could see Evangeline at the top, fists clenched and shaking.

The she seemed to take a deep breath and entered the flat.

 

She reached the landing and looked inside just in time to see Eva stood behind a small stocky Asian man and with all her strength hit him hard on the back of the head, with what appeared to be a Hairy Bikers Cookbook, sufficiently hard to draw blood.

It knocked him off balance and he fell to his knees, then he turned to look at his assailant Eva swung the book again hitting him square in the face and breaking his nose.

Eva was still shaking and almost as a second thought she gave him another whack on the head for good measure.

From the doorway Kate got her first look at a beaten and bloodied Siti.

“Oh my God” Kate said “is she ok?”

Go and call Lynn she'll know what to do” Eva said

Lynn was receptionist at the surgery and her husband was a police Chief inspector

Eva turned her attention to Siti who was bloody and barely conscious.

As Kate ran down the stairs she heard Eva say

“I’ve got you now babe”

 

When she reached the pavement Harjeet from the Bengal appeared from the Restaurant and asked

“Is everything ok?”

“No, it’s not” Kate said with the phone to her ear but before she could elaborate Lynn answered

Harjeet went up the stairs and asked

“What has happened?”

“She’s been beaten up” Eva said and tears welled up in her eyes.

“Give her to me” he said, he was a great bear of a man and he scooped her up as if she were a child.

He carried her down and Eva followed when she got to the street.

Katy was just finishing on the phone.

“The police will be here in five minutes, but the ambulance could be half an hour”

She said

“Ok let’s get her into the car” she said to Harjeet who still held her effortlessly in his arms

They got her into the car and she thanked him

“There’s a man upstairs in the flat Harjeet, don’t let him leave before the police get here”

“No problem” he said “you look after your friend”

“I’ll drive” Kate said “you get in the back with her”

Eva nodded in response and got in

As they drove out of town they saw a police car going the other way and a few moments later Eva said

“She isn’t just my friend”

“I know” Kate replied

“You do?” she asked

“Everybody knows” Kate told her

 

When the PC’s, Jennings and Lowis, arrived at the Bengal they found the owner Harjeet and three of his waiters preventing the assailant from leaving.

“Thank goodness officers” he shouted

“These men are holding me prisoner”

Ian Jennings addressed the melee directly while Catherine Lowis took Harjeet to one side and got the full story she knew that he was a straight up and down character and she knew his account of events could be relied upon.

 

“Thank you” she said and signalled her colleague who then read the assailant his rights and put handcuffs on him.

“But I have been assaulted I tell you” he insisted

“No sir you have been arrested” PC Lowis said

Between them Kate and Eva got Siti into the emergency department and as soon as they saw her they took her straight through, that was nothing to do with the fact that the Sister knew them both professionally it was because it was serious.

They sat down in reception and Eva broke down so Kate put her arm around her to comfort her.

“I really love her” she sobbed

“She knows” Kate responded

“But I’ve never told her” she admitted

“But she still knows”

After about half an hour later Eva suddenly sat bolt upright and said

“The restaurant, everyone will be waiting”

“Don’t panic, Lynn has phoned everyone” she said.

Kate had never seen Eva like this before, vulnerable, she was a tour de force, nothing phased her, nothing derailed her, she was the all singing all dancing practice nurse.

Just then the police arrived to take their statements, it was the same two PC’s who had arrested Izhar Azrul for the attack.

 

PC Jennings took Kate to one side and Catherine Lowis sat down next to Eva.

She was a skinny freckly girl of about nine stone who looked about three stone heavier in her stab vest and utility belt, and her straw coloured hair was tied in a bun.

“Did you know the man who attacked your friend?” Catherine asked

“My girlfriend” Eva corrected her

“Excuse me?” she asked

“She’s my girlfriend” Eva said

“Have you got him?”

“Yes he’s in a cell” Catherine replied

“Did you know him?”

“No I’ve never seen him before tonight”

“What about the name, Izhar Azrul?”

“No” she said shaking her head

“Ok” she said and then took down her statement of the evenings events.

“Will I be charged?” Eva asked

“What for?” PC Lowis asked

“I hit him” she stated “hard”

Catherine leant in close and whispered

“Good! He deserved it”

And she squeezed Evangeline’s hand.

 

PC Ian Jennings was a tall man in his late twenties and also suffered with the unflattering uniform.

And as if being six foot four inches tall didn’t make him stand out enough, nature had also endowed him with flame red hair.

Kate was tall herself so it made a nice change to talk to a man who was taller than her and she had always had a weakness for red hair.

She felt a bit guilty under the circumstances because she was flirting with him shamelessly and she couldn’t help herself.

She inclined her head to one side and played with her hair and behaved like she did when she was still at school.

 

It didn’t take long to take her statement as she was very together and very precise.

Which was a blessing and a curse because he rather liked her and although the way she gave her statement made it easier for him to transcribe it meant the interview was over too quickly.

He thought it was a shame he was on duty as he would have asked her out under any other circumstances.

“Can I call you?” she blurted out “in case I think of anything else”

“Yes” he said “and perhaps I should have your number in case I have any more questions”

 

Kate sat down heavily next to Evangeline

“I’m sorry” she said

“What for?”

“For flirting with the PC I don’t know what came over me” she said

“Did you get his number?” Eva asked

“Yes”

“Well then no harm, no foul”

“What does that mean?” Kate asked

“I have no idea” Eva replied “but my brother uses it a lot”

 

It was midnight and they still hadn’t seen Siti, she was getting scans and x-rays and sutures, so she persuaded Kate to take her car and go home.

“Are you sure?” Kate said as they stood by the entrance

“Yes” she insisted “one of us has to be at work tomorrow”

“Everything is going to be fine” Kate said as they had one final hug.

 

Siti made good progress over the following weeks with Eva’s help, it was a very busy time for Kate as she took on the bulk of the workload so Evangeline could spent as much time with Siti as possible.

In fact she had been so busy she hadn’t had time to wonder why she hadn’t had a call from the big redheaded policeman.

 

As for PC Jennings he had been struggling with the moral dilemma on whether it was appropriate for him to “hit on” a girl who was a witness to a serious assault.

“It’s no wonder you’re still single” his partner Catherine Lowis said

“Just call her, before someone else does”

 

It was the middle of October when Kate had been visiting Siti at the Churchill Hospital.

She was in the lift ready to go down and was just waiting for the doors to close when Ian Jennings stepped into the lift.

He wasn’t wearing his uniform but it was definitely him.

She wasn’t going to say anything after all he didn’t bite two weeks earlier when she was wearing her best frock and looking gorgeous so why would he approach him now she was wearing her dreary utilitarian uniform.

“Hello Miss Marston” he said “I didn’t know you worked here”

“Oh hi” she said feigning surprise “I don’t, I’ve been visiting my friend, you know the one that was attacked”

“Yes Miss Shahara” he confirmed “I called in to see her yesterday”

“Oh, is there a problem?” Kate asked

“No not at all” he said “I always look in on vic… people I’ve dealt with”

“Is that normal?” she asked knowing full well that it was not

“It’s just something I like to do” he replied

“That’s a good thing that you do” Kate said genuinely impressed

“Not really” he said modestly

“Is that why you’re here today?” Kate asked

“No I’ve been visiting my sister, she’s just had a baby” he replied proudly as the lift came to a halt and the doors opened.

“Well it was nice to see you again Miss Marston”

“Please call me Kate” she insisted

“It was nice seeing you again, Kate” he said

“Do you have time for a coffee Ian?” she asked hopefully

“Absolutely” he replied and led the way to the Hospital Café

It was one of those awful cold and sterile, impersonal self-service places, selling everything pre-packed, that have sprung up all over the Health Service which squeezed out the old WVS Cafes that offered homemade cakes and a friendly smile along with your cup of tea.

Ian suggested Kate find them a table while he got the drinks and a brief discussion about who should pay followed before Ian gave in.

They were sitting at a table and chatting when they were interrupted.

“Well hello stranger” said Dr Jordan

“Oh” she said and went pale

“So this is where you ran off to” he continued

“Not really” she said uncomfortably which Ian was sensitive too

“Perhaps introductions would be in order” the doctor said

“This is Andy Jordan, my Ex-boyfriend” she said “and this is Ian...”

“Her current boyfriend” Ian said and stood up to shake his hand.

Ian was a tall man in his late twenties and stood six foot four inches tall so he towered above the diminutive Dr Jordan who quickly took his leave of them.

“That was kind of you” she said relieved to see him go.

“Not at all” he said “I had an ulterior motive”

“Which was?” she asked suspiciously

“To have you in my debt so that you can’t say no when I ask you out to dinner” he said

“Well you had better ask me then” Kate said grinning from ear to ear.

JUNE IN THE DUNES

 

On the longest day in June

The songsters croon

Beneath the summer moon

But lovers play a different tune

In the quiet of the dune

Finds loves passions strewn

Where lovers fondly spoon

And Terry makes love to June

He begs the morn not to come to soon

She similarly begs him to attune

FOURSOME

 

I’m in love with A

Alas she likes B

B fancies C

But C wants me

LONELY GIRL BY THE WINDOW

 

Lonely girl by the window

Looking out on the world

As ever alone in her room

By the window sits the girl

 

She watches from the window

As the world passes her by

As always alone in her room

She sits by the window and cries

 

Lonely girl by the window

Sits at the window and dreams

And hopes that life for her

Isn’t as despairing as it seems

 

She watches from the window

Wishing in her lonely solitude

With all the hope in her heart

That one day she will be rescued

Wednesday, 23 June 2021

Those Memories Made on Teardrop Lake – (13) Career Officers

 

It was the long hot summer of 76, and Paul Cooper was still courting the love of his life Shallowfield girl, Lynn Fletcher.

Their relationship was almost concluding its third year and was showing no sign of abating.

Since he had arrived home from school for the summer break he had worked in the Addison’s Tea Shop with Lynn as he had almost every holiday for the previous two years.

There was a significant difference this time however as he was would not be returning to boarding school at the end of it.

Because that autumn, by hook or by crook, he intended to join the police, though as of the beginning of that summer he had not told his father.

 

Paul’s relationship with his father, the Colonel, however was deteriorating with every passing day and it seemed to be fast approaching terminal velocity.

Paul was 17 and his father had hopes of him joining the Downshire Light Infantry as his elder brother had.

However Paul was in no hurry to emulate his brother Simon who did indeed follow Harry Cooper into the regiment and was rewarded with three tours of duty in Northern Ireland for his trouble.

It was in 1969 that Simon followed Harry into the Downshire regiment.

He did not return from his third after he was shot dead while on patrol on the streets of Londonderry in 1972.

 

But that wasn’t the reason he didn’t want join the Army, it wasn’t fear, it just wasn’t his dream, it was his fathers.

His aspirations lay with a career in the police force and not the military.

The Colonel was very disparaging about the police and quite brutal with his opinions on his youngest son’s lack of moral fibre.

 

Colonel Harry Cooper was on sick leave for the duration of the heatwave, due to injuries received during an IRA bomb attack on the Downshire Light Infantry barracks in Nettlefield.

And all summer long Harry took out his frustrations on his son Paul.

If it wasn’t the Army it was the length of his hair, the music he listened to, or the clothes he wore.

But the final straw for Paul was when he attacked Lynn, not physically, but personally.

It happened one day at the beginning of August when he was on his way out.

“Where are you going?” Harry snapped

“I’m off to see Lynn” Paul replied

“What again?” he barked “you see her everyday”

“Yes and I’m seeing her today as well” Paul retorted

“You spend far too much time with that little tart” Harry said

He regretted the words almost the moment they left his lips but once said they were hard for a proud man to take back.

He didn’t know if it was the blistering heat, his enforced convalescence, his stubbornness or his need to hurt his son.

But whatever the reason he had said it.

He had nothing against the girl, he liked her, and he certainly hadn’t seen anything that suggested she was a tart.

“You are unbelievable” Paul said

“She’s just a common little forestry girl” Harry added “you can do better than her, someone of your own class”

“You bastard” Paul said coolly and slammed the door behind him.

“Why did I say that?” Harry muttered to himself

He sat down heavily in his chair and remembered when his father had used those self-same words against him, when he was courting a local girl.

His family disapproved of his choice as well, he hadn’t listened to them either.

He and Paul were more alike than either of them would have admitted in fact they were like two peas in a pod.

 

Lynn had been to Coopers Villa many time over the three years she had dated Paul and she had met Harry on at least half of her visits, and their exchanges such as they were had always been without exception, perfectly amicable.

So nobody was more surprised than she when Paul told her what his dad had said.

 

They were up at one of their favourite places, up above the northern perimeter road in a patch of meadow in front of the row of derelict woodman’s cottages.

The view of the lake from there was spectacular.

The lake was shaped like a teardrop, hence its name, and surrounded by ancient woodland of the Dancingdean Forrest.

It wasn’t a huge body of water, just over two miles long and almost a mile at its widest point normally.

But it had shrunk considerably during the summer drought.

However it was just as beautiful and unspoilt place as ever, which was the reason they loved it.

Teardrop Lake and the surrounding woodland was privately owned and divided into twelve parcels each with one significant dwelling on it, although there were a number of cottages dotted around the woodland as well, some in use and some were not and some were near to collapse.

Only a few of the houses around the Lake were thriving, a lot of the houses had been rented out and those that hadn’t were in a poor state of repair, some too such an extent they were little more than ruins.

Things were changing though, there was a new optimism in the area and only two years earlier the Shallowfield Lodge Hotel Opened.

 

“He didn’t mean it” she said after a moment’s thought

“He’s just trying to hurt you”

“I know” he said

“But I don’t think I should come to the house anymore, not for a while anyway” she suggested

“But I’m not ashamed of you” he said indignantly

“I know that” Lynn said and kissed him.

On the walk home from the meadow they came upon a scene that put their problems into perspective.

They walked down the hill from the cliff top down to the eastern end of the lake.

It was the end of August 1976, and the summer had been the hottest, driest summer ever recorded and there were severe droughts across the whole country as a result the water level in Teardrop Lake had dropped dramatically.

In fact it fell so low it resulted in the discovery of a body, or at least the remains of a body.

There were a number of policemen, in and out of the water, and Paul and Lynn paused for a while to watch them work, until the remains were brought to shore.

Those discovered remains were later found to be those of a local woman, Christine Turner, who disappeared in 1915.

 

A few days later the first of several thunderstorms hit the area and to some degree cleared the air.

The associated rain led to flash flooding but they were short lived and caused no lasting damage, but the level of water in the lake did begin to rise.

Though as a period of generally wet weather followed in the weeks after the storms there was another storm brewing which would prove to cause damage that would last for many years.

 

At the end of September the impending storm finally broke when Harry once again raised the subject of Paul’s joining the army.

“I have spoken to the adjutant at the Military College and providing you get your application in this week he will guarantee you a place” he said and tossed an application form onto the table.

“I have forms of my own that require a signature” Paul said in response and waved them briefly in the front of Harry before slamming them on to the table next to the other one.

“You are not joining the police” Harry yelled “I’ve told you that before, and I am growing weary of saying it”

“And I have told you, I’m not joining the bloody regiment” he yelled back

“The Coopers are a military family” Harry shouted “you have no respect for tradition”

“I suppose I don’t” Paul said in a quieter tone

“But your bloody tradition has already cost you one son”

“Simon was proud to join the regiment, there was no argument from him” Harry said proudly

“He joined the Downshire’s to please you” Paul shouted “and if he hadn’t been so obsessed about seeking your approval he might still be alive today”

After a few minutes of awkward silence Harry said quietly

“If you defy me in this matter Paul and join the police force you will do so without a penny’s support from me”

“I can live with that” Paul said and left

 

Those were the last words they said to each other for many years.

Harry re-joined the Downshire’s the following day and in October Paul turned 18 and no longer needed parental consent, At 18 he was legally a man so his first act as a man Paul disappointed his father by not joining the army and joined the County Constabulary instead.

 

It was half day closing and Paul had just posted his application in the sack at the post office and was waiting outside Addison’s for Lynn to finish work.

He was taking her for lunch at a new Beefeater Restaurant that had just opened in Childean called The Mallard.

They were going on his newly acquired Yamaha which was to be his mode of transport now he had burned his bridges with his father,

They sat in the salubrious surroundings of the converted pub and perused the menu such as it was,

Starters comprised of Prawn Cocktail or Avocado Pear and the mains were basically Steak, Chips and Peas or Place, Chips and Peas and desert was Black forest Gateaux.

But it wasn’t the food he was there for, he had just ordered them Irish coffee and steeled himself for what he had to say.

“Lynn” he said abruptly and she jerked like a startled dear

“Lynn” he said less forcefully

“With us being so far apart over the coming months” he continued, “maybe even longer”

Once her heart had stopped racing Lynn listened with increasing dread.

“It would be difficult for anyone” he went on

“I don’t like where this is headed” she thought

“Long distant relationships are hard” he said “at the best of times”

“He’s going to dump me” Lynn was thinking

“Which is why” he began

“Oh God” Lynn thought “here it comes”

“I think we should get engaged”

“What?” Lynn asked

“I think we should get engaged” he repeated

“Really?” she asked

“What do you think?” he said doubting her response

“What do I think?” she said shaking her head in disbelief

“Yes is what I think” she squealed and reached across the table to kiss him.