Sunday, 12 September 2021

Uncanny Love Tales – (044) The Girl in the White Silk Dress (Part 1)

 

When Steve Berry proposed to Holly on Easter Sunday in front of a packed pub it set off an unstoppable chain of events which consumed not just Steve and Holly but everyone around them.

Rather unconventionally, instead of picking a date, or a number of dates, and then checking if the church was free, Holly went to see the Reverend Marshall to see what dates he had available.

She was fully expecting St Mary’s to be fully booked right through the summer and she was correct, but as luck would have it there had been a cancellation only that afternoon and September 23rd was free, it was cutting it a bit fine but she thought it was doable so even without checking with Steve she booked it there and then.

 

Steve ever the bean counter was supervising the installation of solar panels on the rear aspect roof which would make a significant reduction to their electricity bill.

Although in truth supervising was actually just him sitting on the patio looking up at them working while he drank a pint.

The Pig and Whistle was a big pub and as he sat looking up to the roof it was patently obvious that it had once been a hotel.

When he and Holly finally got around to fully exploring the accommodation, they were amazed at how many rooms there were.

There were some rooms upstairs that were used as little more than storage space.

In fact, there were sufficient rooms for Holly and Steve to have a self-contained apartment and still make four decent size bed sitters.

“They could be a useful additional source of income” Steve suggested

“Not if we offered them to the staff at a reduced rate” Holly suggested

“Hmmm” Steve responded

“Hospitality is not the best paid job in the world” Holly continued “And they’re paying ridiculous rents for a room half the size”

“Agreed then” he said, so that was settled, they would offer them to the senior staff.

Petra and Ausra jumped at the chance as they were living in a very dodgy street with some very unsavoury neighbours, Stephanos was less keen until he realised it was twice the size for half the rent.

Debbie declined as she was already well fixed up living with her parents rent free and you couldn’t get cheaper than that.

“Save it for when we get a cook” Steph suggested, at that time he and Steve did the food between them

“What do you mean?” Holly said

 “I’m a good pub grub man” Steph said “but I’m not a chef”

“What do you think Steve?” Holly asked

“Well we can both cook ok, but our repertoire is limited, what we do, we do well” he replied

“What we need is a “chef” who can take us to the next level and broaden our horizons”

“Well I’ll put that on the list then” Holly said and grinned

 

Steve was taking a short break before the lunchtime rush while Holly was upstairs trying on her wedding dress.

The date was set for September 23rd at St Mary’s church which was just down the road, followed by the reception at the Pig and Whistle which would keep the cost down.

He was thinking about the guest list, it wasn’t substantial, as there weren’t many family guests on Holly’s side, her parents, if they could be found, and two cousins, and none at all on Steve’s side.

The only relative he had was his father and apart from the fact he didn’t know if he was still alive, he didn’t want him there anyway.

One person who would definitely not be there was Uncle Phil who had passed away two months before the wedding.

 

Up in Holly and Steve’s bedroom she was opening a large flat cardboard box the kind where the lid fitted over the base like a very large jigsaw puzzle box.

She was accompanied by her bridesmaids, Petra and Ausra, who were cousins, had come to Britain from Lithuania, they were the same age as Holly and they had known each other for almost ten years, and the three of them were the best of friends.

When Holly had the lid off the box, she cast it aside and unfolded the tissue paper covering the contents, then she slipped her hands inside and removed the beautiful white silk wedding dress trimmed with Belgian lace.

“Wow that’s beautiful” Petra said “was it your mamas?

“No” Holly replied and laughed “my parents got married in a registry office and the bride wore denim”

“It’s lovely” Ausra added

“It was my grandmothers” Holly said proudly and when she tried it on, Holly looked stunning.

 

Steve’s thoughts turned to his best man, six months earlier he wouldn’t have hesitated for a second, his best friend Graham Chatfield would have been the obvious choice for best man.

But they had fallen out, as it was Graham who had been the most vociferous about him burning his bridges and ruining his life over some “silly tart”.

At the point Graham referred to Holly as a “silly tart” Steve hit him, and they hadn’t spoken since.

Which meant the obvious candidate was now Stephanos who he hadn’t got around to asking yet, so he went back into the kitchen

“Steph!” he called “I need a best man”

“Of course, you do” he replied

“And you’re it” Steve said

“Cool” Steph responded, so that was settled.

 

Having returned the wedding dress to its box and safely hidden it from Steve’s prying eyes her thought returned to the day itself.

The wedding breakfast was problematic as the cooks were also the Groom and Best Man and the waitresses were the bridesmaids.

Of course, it was easy enough to get outside caterers for the day, Holly had enough contacts in the business to get someone that would do a good job and at a reasonable price.

It wasn’t in their budget, but it looked like they didn’t really have a choice.

The other thing they couldn’t really afford to take was a honeymoon, in terms of time away from the pub and financially.

But their staff ganged up on them and insisted they go, if only for a day or two.

They could quite easily manage while they were away, so they agreed on a short break in the New Forest, a B&B would keep it affordable.

PARTNERS IN TIME

I held your hand

Though you did not know it

And I remembered

The first time I held it

That august day so long ago

When the magic passed between us

And I knew I had found my mate

It was such an innocuous action

We were on the train

Two travelling strangers 

As it rattled its way through Surrey

You were getting to your feet

When the train lurched

And you fell back with a bump

I offered you my hand

Which you took

And the dye was cast

Our journey together began

Now your journey is nearly at its end

And I sit in vigil at your side

Where I will remain

Until life leaves your body

On that quiet final breath

I said when we were young

“I would love you all of your life”

When you were still you,

Before the morphine took you

You said to me

“Will you still love me all of my life?”

With a crack in my voice I said

“No I’ll love you for all of mine”

IF I COULD WISH

If I could wish

What a wish it would be

I would wish a wish

If it were granted to me

 

If I could wish

I would wish for what I had

I would wish that wish

Because without you I’d be sad

 

If I could wish

I would wish for you

I would wish a wish

That, that wish would come true

 

If I could wish

And my wish came true

I would have wished a wish

To spend my life with you

MORE THAN ALL THE RICHES

 

More than all the riches of the earth

Or all the treasure of the deep

More than ingots from the vaults

Or jewels in the Castle’s keep

Neither polished gem nor cultured pearl

Could be held to be in compare

To the priceless nature of our love

That you and I both share

Those Memories Made on Teardrop Lake – (85) A Rainy Saturday

 

On Saturday morning the rain had come with a vengeance and added to the gloom he already felt.

The day had begun in a quite different way however, when early in the morning, just after dawn, he awoke in the arms of his girlfriend, Geraldine, he was hoping they would begin the day in a mutually satisfactory way, but much to his frustration his advances were rejected by his early rising girlfriend.

Not that she didn’t want to, on the contrary she did, but she was going to be late for work if she weakened and took what she wanted from him.

 

Gerri was as horny as hell, she always was when she just finished her period but being late for the early turn at Finchbottom nick was not an option, as it was her relief and she was the newly promoted sergeant.

So Mike Waller lay in bed and watched her get dressed into her uniform and then after Gerri left for work, rather frustrated, and he watched her disappear into the rain he got up and started his day. He spent the rest of the day trying not to think about Gerri but inevitably the more he tried not to think of her the more he did.

However by Saturday afternoon he was getting a bit stir crazy and when there was a break in the weather, and the sun actually put in an appearance he decided to take a stroll around the village.

Mike stepped out of his front door and felt the sun on his face and he thought it would be nice to see another human being as he walked briskly down the path and into the lane.

 

The first people he saw were his next Gwen and Leonard and their children as the parents pottered around in the front garden and children ran around chuckling with glee. 

“Hello guys” he called as he gave them a wave.

“Hello” they chorused in unison as they all waved back.

“Are you coming in for tea?” Gwen called

“Maybe on the way back” Mike suggested

“Ok” she replied cheerily

After three hours of walking in the countryside around the village he felt refreshed of spirit and cleansed of mind but decided to take up the offer of a cup of tea with his neighbours but when he turned the final corner there was no sign of Gwen, Leonard or the children.

The gardening tools, the wheelbarrow and toys were scattered around the front garden.

The front door was open so he knew that they were still about somewhere, and he was about to knock on the door when his attention was drawn to some movement on his own doorstep where Gerri was standing wearing her uniform shirt and brandishing a pair of handcuffs.

IS IT YOU?

 

Is it you?

Are you the one?

Are you my missing puzzle piece?

That will make me whole

And complete the unfinished picture

Or will you be another square peg

In my round hole

 

Is it you?

Are you the one?

The special other half of me

If we touch will we bond together?

Seamlessly, our borders undefined

Or will we repel like opposite poles

Never to be joined

 

Is it you?

Are you the one?

The shadow of my soul

Will we fit like hand in tailored glove?

Or will you be like

That hand knitted Christmas gift

From a well meaning aunt

 

Is it you?

Are you the one?

My long lost soul mate

Will we wear each other?

Like comfortable shoes

Or some fashionable pair

That pinch and rub

 

Is it you?

Are you the one?

The one that’s made for me

Or don’t you exist

When our fingers touch

Will electricity pass between us?

Or will it just be a static shock

That makes us flinch

 

Is it you?

Are you the one?

The one I have always sought

Or is it that you don’t exist

And I have set my sights to high

My heart won’t let me believe that

So take my hand and we will try

Can you feel that?

THE L WORD

 

Often inappropriately used

The word love is everywhere

Forced into every utterance

Used almost like a panacea

Some who find themselves in love

Use the L word to death

As if underlining their insecurities

It is uttered with every breath

Though while some use it liberally

Some have an aversion to saying it

But whichever camp you fit in

If you have to say it - mean it