Tuesday, 18 January 2022

Mornington-By-Mere – (37) Three Days of Christmas

On Christmas Eve Siobhan Chapman and Bryan Williams were stood in the old wooden bus shelter on the Shallowfield road opposite the Old East Windmill just after the last bus had gone in the depths of a passionate kiss.

They both lived in the village of Mornington-By-Mere which is a small country village lying in the Finchbottom Vale nestled between the Ancient Dancingdean Forest and the rolling Pepperstock Hills.

It is a quaint picturesque village, a proper chocolate box picturesque idyll, with a Manor House, 12th Century Church, a Coaching Inn, Windmills, an Old Forge, a Schoolhouse, a River, a Mere and of course at least one bus shelter.

Siobhan and Bryan had only met recently at a mutual friends 18th birthday party at the end of November although they were not strangers as they had both gone to the village school but at the age of 11 Bryan had gone to Shallowfield Grammar School.

Siobhan and Victoria Crockford had been right through the school system together and had been friends since forever.

Bryan on the other hand knew Victoria from University which was why he got his invite to her party.

When Cass introduced them at the party they hit it off from the very first second and from that night on they were virtually inseparable.

 

On Christmas Eve they had been at the Williams house for the evening and it was as he was walking her home to Windmill Cottages that they diverted into the seclusion of the bus shelter.    

“I have a confession to make” Siobhan said a few minutes after Bryan had un-cupped her breasts.

“What’s that?” he asked her without relinquishing his hold on her pliant breasts.  

“My uncle is the village policeman” she said
“Really?” he asked

“Really” she confirmed

“Well it’s a fair cop” he said and gave her breast a squeeze and then laughed uncontrollably because he was copping a feel of the village Copper’s niece.

“So you think they’re fair do you?” she said

“Yes” he replied “I mean no, er I don’t know”

Inexplicably, to Bryan’s way of thinking, she put her breasts away and slapped at his hand as he tried to free them again.

“They are better than fair” she said sharply “by a long way”

“You’re absolutely right” he said grovelingly “They’re fabulous” 

“Humph” she exclaimed and zipped up her coat

“Oh come on Siobhan” Bryan said “Don’t hide your lovely boobs away”

And he tried again to regain access to her goodies but Siobhan sidestepped his lunge and snapped a pink fluffy handcuff on his wrist.

“Bryan Williams I am arresting you for inappropriate laughter during a sexual act”

Bryan’s reaction was to try and escape but Siobhan’s Uncle had trained her in self-defense and restraint techniques and she applied the latter on his wrist and almost made him cry out in pain.

“Ok, ok” he begged “I surrender”

“Good boy” she said patronizingly

“Where are you taking me?” Bryan asked

“To my house of course” she replied

“Can’t we stay here instead?” he asked

“No we can’t” she replied

“Why?” he simpered

“Because my Mum and Dad have gone to midnight mass so you don’t need to be groping me in a bus shelter” Siobhan replied

“When you could be doing it in my bedroom”

“So why did you tell me about your uncle being a policeman?” he asked

“Oh that was just to give me an excuse to use the handcuffs” she replied with a giggle.

“So are you going to come quietly sir?” she asked and kissed his cheek

“It depends on what you plan to do” he said hesitantly

“Well if I tell you it will spoil the surprise” Siobhan said

“Ok I promise that I won’t offer any resistance” he confessed

 

On Christmas Day Bryan and Siobhan woke up with more than the normal joy of a Christmas morning after having made love for the first time the night before.

Brian thought it was a very special night even though he had to climb out of her bedroom window in the small hours and nearly broke his neck in the process while Siobhan watched him all the way and giggled.

 

Christmas morning began with a frosty glaze decorating the rooftops and lightly dusting the evergreens and as the bells rang out to celebrate the birth of the Lord the joyous faithful of the village arrived under a clear blue sky.

It was a most glorious Christmas morning and Bryan’s spirits were high after the early exchange of Christmas presents in Siobhan bedroom.

He was with the rest of the Williams clan as the faithful answered the call of the bells, but he waited outside the church while the others took their places until Siobhan and the rest of the Chapman family arrived and he met Siobhan outside St Winifred’s

“Happy Christmas” he said

“Happy Christmas” she replied and then the two of them just stood and looked at each other with inane grins on their faces and then they were only brought back to the moment by a shout from Siobhan’s Dad telling her to get a move on.

So Bryan kissed her lovingly in the sunshine on the steps of the Church before they both went inside to join the rest of their families.

 

It was an excellent service with Peter Cockcroft on his very best form, but Bryan and Siobhan didn’t really follow preceding’s very closely as their minds and eyes were elsewhere.

 

Afterwards it took some while for the Church to empty as everyone wanted to share their best wishes with each other.

After they eventually left the church Bryan walked with her to Windmill Bridge where they shared a Christmas kiss, said their goodbyes before they went their separate ways.

 

As they had become inseparable in the weeks since they had first met, the days preceding Christmas there had been much debate as to where the couple would spend Christmas day but in the end they decided to have Christmas dinner at their respective homes with their own families and met up at hers in the evening although there was no repeat of the previous night’s excitements.

Instead they ate too much and drank too much and when he left the Chapman’s it was quite late.

 

On Boxing Day Siobhan and Bryan were once again in the Shallowfield Road bus shelter sharing a kiss when she suddenly said 

“I have a confession to make,”

“Not another one?” he said “I’ve still got the bruises from the last one” 
“No not that kind of confession” she said

“Oh, what then?” he asked her “You’re not married are you?”

“Not that I remember” she replied “and I would hope if I were married I wouldn’t be standing in a bus shelter kissing another man”

“No, that’s a very good point” he said

“And furthermore if I was married I don’t think I would have handcuffed you to my bed on Christmas Eve, would I”

“No” he admitted and wondered what the confession might be on that boxing.

 

 

They were on their way to the Old Mill Inn and the reason they were on their way there was because they showed live football in the bar and Abbottsford Town were playing Abbeyvale Borough and Bryan was an Abbottsford fan and not only was it a derby match but it was important match because it was a top of the table clash.

Although to be honest it was always an important match when Town played Borough.

But despite the importance of the game they still stopped in the bus stop where she was making another confession.

Bryan was pleased that she wasn’t married, she could have been married for all he knew, he hadn’t known her long and they’d only been dating for a month so there was a lot he still didn’t know about her, but she was only 17.

Her name was Siobhan Chapman and she was born and bred in the village, he also knew where she went to school and who her parents and siblings were.

He knew that he liked the look of her from the first minute and asked her out a minute later and he had seen her every day since.

So as they were on their way to the pub on Boxing Day to watch the football and she suggested they stopped for an intimate interlude in the bus shelter, how could he resist.

It was kind of an instant attraction thing, certainly for her, and since the first attraction it had gradually deepened and now he was head over heels in love with her.

“What then?” he asked still unaware what her confession was.
“Oh God I’ve been dreading saying this” she said and he was really worried, she may not have been married but she could still have been engaged or had a boyfriend.

But as worried as he was he wasn’t sure if he really wanted to know.

But Siobhan took a deep breath and he braced himself

“I’m an Abbeyvale supporter” she said and closed her eyes and grimaced but it took a moment for the full implications of her statement to sink in.

“I think I would have preferred it if you were married” he said and Siobhan moved close in to him and asked

“Do you mean you would prefer it if a married woman was in love with you rather than an Abbeyvale supporter?”

“She loves me” he said to himself and he wasn’t sure if that shocked him more than the fact she supported Abbeyvale Borough.

“I'm sorry,” she said “Not much of a Christmas present for my new boyfriend I’m afraid”
But she couldn't have been more wrong about that it was the perfect Christmas present.

Siobhan Chapman loved him and everything else paled into insignificance compared to that and he made sure she knew that. 

WE HAVE LIVED OUR LIVES TOGETHER

 

We have lived our lives together

And we have reached our Novembers

The once burning fires of our lives

Have been reduced to meagre embers

And yet we can still look forward

To us both sharing our Decembers 

Monday, 17 January 2022

Mornington-By-Mere – (36) Returning Angel

 

Twenty eight year old Matthew Burnham lives alone in the village of Mornington-By-Mere which is a small country village lying in the Finchbottom Vale nestled between the Ancient Dancingdean Forest and the rolling Pepperstock Hills.

It is a quaint picturesque village, a proper chocolate box picturesque idyll, with a Manor House, 12th Century Church, a Coaching Inn, Windmills, an Old Forge, a Schoolhouse, a River and a Mere.

But Mornington-By-Mere is not just a quaint chocolate box English Village it is the beating heart of the Finchbottom Vale and there were a number of cottages and small houses on the Purplemere road and Dulcets Lane which form the part of Mornington Village known as Manorside where Matthew lived in a small two bedroom cottage in the row of West Gate Cottages on the banks of the River Brooke.

He had only lived there for around 9 months when he moved there from Purplemere.

Matthew made the move because the company he worked for, Bespoke Furniture, had decided to up sticks, so he decided to pick up sticks along with them because it was a well-paid job and he was good at it, and he enjoyed working with his hands.

 

On a Friday morning, at the end of November, he was staring out through the window, he wasn’t watching anything in particular in the garden, leaves blowing across the lawn, a squirrel on the bird table, that kind of thing, it was just something to do as he sipped at his coffee.

But he was soon snapped back to the moment when the phone rang and when he viewed the caller ID he could see it was his mum.

“Hi mum, what a lovely surprise” he said

“Hello Matthew, you say that every time I phone you, and you still manage to sound insincere even after all these years, and you really should be getting better at it, but you’re not are you?” she chastised

“So what have I done wrong?”

“You say that every time I phone you as well” she said “I don’t just phone you when you’ve done something wrong”

“So you want me to do something for you then instead” he said

“You make me sound awful” she chastised him and then she laughed

“So you don’t want me to do something for you?”

“Well on this occasion it just so happens that I do need a favour” she confessed

“Aha” he said triumphantly “Go on then ask away”

“Ok then I’ll get straight to the point” she said

She liked getting straight to the point and then generally waffled on for an eternity but on this occasion she did get straight to the point.

“Angela Goodwin is back in the country” She said

“You remember Angela?”

Angela was an old family friend; she was actually the daughter of his mum’s best friend Sharon.

“Yes of course I do” he replied

“Angela would like to know if you could put her up for a few days while she’s in the area” Mum continued

“She actually asked if she could stay here.” Matthew asked

“Well no, I offered on your behalf” she admitted

“She’s back from the missions for about a month, catching up with old friends before she returns to China”

“Then of course she can stay” he said

“I seem to remember you were quite taken with her when you were younger” she continued

“Yes I was, but that was a very long time ago” he agreed

“You will look after her though won’t you?” his mum said firmly

“She’s one of the angels”

“I will treat her like a princess” he said

“I would rather you treated her like a nun” Mum commanded

“Angela is a holy person”

“Message received and understood” he said obediently

“I will ring in the morning to say what train she will be on, can you meet her at Shallowfield station?”

“Yes of course”

“Well thank you Matthew” she said “I knew I could rely on you”

His family were very active in the church and it wasn’t unusual for him to put up visitors.

He was a Christian and a regular attendee but he wasn’t as active in “the good works” area of the church as he would have liked to be but housing the occasional stray was something he could do without it impacting his working life.

“I’ll call tomorrow then, bye” his mum said and then she was gone and he released a long slow exhale of breath.

“Well that’s an interesting turn of events” he said to himself “Angela Goodwin is coming to stay”

Angela was his first crush and she was going to be staying under his roof and Angela had a lot to answer for, Matthew got his first arousal thinking about her and furthermore he had his first wet dream over Angela, well not exactly over her obviously, but she was in his dream when he creamed his PJs.

 

Angela was, is, six years older than him and he was smitten with her, and she with him, from the first moment he saw her, but nothing happened, apart from a kiss, one single solitary kiss that simply blew his mind.

However Angela shied away after that moment of passion and the relationship was as a result unresolved but whenever they were together the air was always thick with sexual tension.

But she thought it would be a sin and a betrayal if they did anything about the way they felt.

He was too young to know at the time exactly what her issue was with them kissing but then he was only 16.

So he used to track her around the house like a stalker hoping to catch just a glimpse of her.

         

As a 16 year old he had wanted her with every fiber of his being, not that he would have known what to do with her one little bit, after all he was a naïve and inexperience schoolboy, a callow youth, but he still wanted her what ever that meant and  he’d always wanted her ever since.

“Well now I might finally get my chance” he said to himself and his head was full of very unchristian thoughts.

 

His Mum phoned again on Saturday morning as promised, but as it turned out he didn’t need to meet Angela’s train at Shallowfield station after all.

In fact she didn’t even catch the train, the Christian fraternity had rallied round, as they do, and a rather frumpy middle-aged woman called Lily Mumford delivered her to his door in her Morris Minor.

 

Mathew invited them in and the rather frosty Ms. Mumford cast an unsatisfactory and critical eye over everything before coldly taking her leave.

He had suspected that there would be a distinct awkwardness between him and Angela after all the years that had passed because of the unresolved sexual tension that had surrounded them, but he was pleasantly surprised.

He got the distinct impression that she was just as surprised as he was and she seemed equally as relaxed as he.

Angela was still every bit as pretty as he remembered, a few more lines on her pretty face perhaps, and she wore her hair shorter, but she had lost none of her beauty or allure.

She didn’t seem as tall as she had the last time he saw her, but that was merely his memory playing tricks on him because she was 5ft 3 as she always was.

He couldn’t really ascertain her physical dimensions, to see if they had altered in anyway because of the loose and shapeless clothes she was wearing, but his extremely vivid imagination filled in the blanks.

 

They spent the rest of the day just talking, catching up and reminiscing.

Their paths had been very different since they last met, hers had been one of pious devotion in the missions and had taken her to the other side of the world while his could best be summed up as cautious and unadventurous.

But despite the differences the years had just seemed to have melted away.

 

“Its very kind of you to put me up Matthew” she said “Thank you”

“No problem at all” he said honestly “Are you hungry?”

“Yes I am rather” she replied

“Well let me give you a quick tour, which won’t take long, and I’ll show you where everything is, settle you in to your room and while you’re freshening up I’ll cook us something” Matthew suggested.

“That would be really lovely” Angela said with conviction.

“Thank you again”

After he took her up he found himself behaving like his 16 year former self sneaking around trying to catch her in intimate moments and get a glimpse of forbidden flesh.
But he failed miserably, so he went back downstairs to the kitchen.

 

After they had eaten, they sat and talked some more until after about an hour Angela was suddenly overcome with tiredness and had to excuse herself.

“I’m so sorry” she said “But my body clock is all over the place at the moment”

Matthew had to admit he was quite tired himself and the only traveling he had done recently was to Sharpington and back, so he decide to turn in as well.

 

Inconveniently Matthew had to get up for a pee at about 3.00am and as he was just getting back into his bed he thought he heard a noise downstairs so he slipped on his bathrobe and cautiously crept down the stairs.

He could definitely hear someone in the kitchen, so he gingerly crept to the kitchen door, which was slightly ajar, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.  

The source of the noise was Angela, who was standing by the counter making herself a hot drink and she was wearing blue and white-stripped pajamas several sizes too big, the old fashioned ones with a drawstring around the waist.

So he still couldn’t ascertain her physical dimensions because of the loose fitting PJ’s.

 

The sight of her standing in his kitchen in her pajamas was such a delight to see and all the deep seated and unfulfilled feelings of love and lust overwhelmed him and he couldn’t take his eyes off her.

How often he had dreamed of her over the years in just such a pose of domesticity around his house.

And there she was in his kitchen in the wee small hours wearing old fashioned pajamas.

Matt stood in the hall spying through the crack in the door for a long time because he knew that if he went into the kitchen right at that moment he wouldn’t be able to stop himself from consuming her with his eyes.

But he couldn’t stay out in the hall indefinitely and he couldn’t sneak back upstairs in case she spotted him and he would have to explain why he hadn’t wanted to go in the kitchen.

So he took a deep breath and pushed open the door.

“Hey Angela” he said “can’t sleep eh”

“No” she replied, “like I said before my body clock is all askew”

The way she looked up at him was cuteness personified so he focused his eyes on the cupboards behind her head, and thought to himself

“I must not look at her, I must not look at her”

“I thought a hot drink might help” she continued as she checked the milk boiling on the hob.

Matthew wanted to look at her so badly, and as she turned back towards him he finally gave in and stared at her beautiful face, but he must have stared more intently than he imagined because she suddenly looked directly at him and she couldn’t help but notice he was looking at her with acute longing and she blushed a brilliant red.

“Oh” she exclaimed in surprised 

“I’m so sorry” he said, apologizing for staring at her.

“I thought you would have gotten over your crush after twelve years” she said pouring hot milk into her mug

“It was never a crush” Matt said

“Of course it was” she said forcefully.

“I really am sorry but I can’t help it” Matt said feebly

“Well you need to learn” she snapped and bustled past him and went out the door.

“Oh bugger” he said and sat down at the kitchen table “I’ve blown it”

 

It was 4.00am and Matt was still sitting at the kitchen table having drunk two mugs of Milo made with boiled milk and he was very wide awake and cursing his behaviour.

“Why couldn’t you just look away” he said to himself “This is going to make the atmosphere very strained for the next two days”

As he sat at the kitchen table it was apparent that Angela still couldn’t sleep either as he could clearly hear her in the shower.

Matt put his head in his hands and he couldn’t believe what had happened, he couldn’t believe what he had done, he couldn’t believe he had been so stupid.

“You are a total idiot” he said lifting his head from his hands momentarily.

Which was when the kitchen door opened and as he looked up Angela walked in still wearing the blue and white stripped pajamas.

She was biting her lip and kept looking at the floor, he smiled at her and she gave a weak smile back and then despite everything that had already happened he looked at her and what was supposed to be a quick glance became more prolonged as his gaze lingered and to his great surprise she held his gaze and although Angela blushed a vivid scarlet she made no attempt to look away, in fact she continued to look at him as she walked towards him and she sat at the table next to him and said

“I’ve never gotten over you either” and then she leant towards him and kissed him.

Matt couldn’t recall the exact number of times, as a young man he had imagined that long awaited second kiss and as it was happening and it was every bit as sensual as he imagined it would be.

Angela’s arms enveloped him as her embrace became more urgent and she slid off her chair and on his lap.

 

It was early Sunday afternoon when Matthew awoke and Angela was still asleep in bed beside him.

He leant over and kissed her neck and as she stirred he cuddled up behind her and then he dozed off again pressed up close behind her and when he woke again her shoulders were shaking,

“Are you crying” he asked

“Yes” she sobbed

“Why?” he asked “what’s wrong?”

“We did a terrible thing” she replied

“I thought we did a wonderful thing”

“But it was a sinful” she sobbed

“We did something we’ve wanted to do for 12 years” he pointed out “it’s not like we rushed blindly into it”

“I know but I still feel guilty” Angela said “the guilt of falling from grace”

“But it was born of love” he assured her “An enduring love, a love that was meant to be”

“Do you truly love me?” she asked as she turned to face him

“Did I not make you feel loved?”

“Every second” Angela replied “But will I be forgiven?”

“Listen Angel, you have spent your whole life denying yourself,  a life spent helping others, putting others first, do you really think God would punish you, a good person, a godly person, for one time in your good sweet life, putting your own feelings first”

Angela held him tightly and kissed his neck in the dark and then they made love again.

 

After making love for the second time on that momentous Sunday, Matthew and Angela drifted off to asleep again.

When they eventually awoke and they emerged from his bedroom they went downstairs and he cooked them a fried breakfast, although technically it wasn’t really breakfast but Matt called it that because he didn’t know what else to call a fry up at 4 o’clock in the afternoon.

Whatever the proper name for it was, they devoured it heartily and after their repast Angela said she wanted them to attend the evening service at St Winifred’s.

Matt agreed so Angela went up to have a bath while he cleared up in the kitchen.

 

Matthew was sitting downstairs in the lounge wearing his Sunday best when Angela walked in wearing her best “Sunday go to Meeting” outfit and he thought she looked lovely.

“What do you think” she asked “Do I look suitably chaste like a Christian Missionary should or more like a fallen woman with a satisfied look on her face?”

“Oh I think you look like a Christian Missionary with a satisfied look on her face” he replied

“That will have to suffice then” she said with a smile.

 

He had never attended the Sunday Evening service at St Winifred’s before so he wasn’t sure what to expect but when they walked in there was a surprisingly large congregation.

Matthew rather enjoyed it, there was no sermonizing it was all songs and psalms.

Reverend Cockcroft asked Angela if she would do a reading and give a brief testimony about her Missionary work, she agreed and held the congregation captivated and at the end of the service the collection plate went around and was greeted with generosity and was pledged to the Mission.

However just because the service had concluded it wasn’t the end of the evening as it took her more than half an hour to leave because everyone wanted to talk to her.  

Once they got back to his house Angela was on cloud nine and having reconnected with God at St Winifred’s she reconnected with the love of her life.

 

The next morning they rose early, and it was time for a difficult conversation.

Angela was only in the UK until the end of December and she had a fairly hectic schedule taking her all-round the country giving talks to raise awareness and hopefully some much needed funds but as much as she loved Matthew she couldn’t stay with him.

“I can’t let people down” she sobbed

“I know angel” he said

“I’d like to see you again before I leave for the missions” she said

“You’d better” he said and kissed her before a tearful farewell.

 

In preparation of the early arrival of the redoubtable Ms Mumford who was collecting Angela in her Morris Minor at 8 o’clock and whisking her away from him and his heart almost broke as the car drove away.

I LOOK BACK FONDLY

 

I look back fondly

To those early days

When we would sit together

On the winter evenings

Beside the roaring fire

And we would sit and talk

Laughing and chatting

In the orange glow

Late into the evening

Until the embers cooled

Sunday, 16 January 2022

Mornington-By-Mere – (35) Doctor, Doctor

 

Mornington-By-Mere is a small country village lying in the Finchbottom Vale nestled between the Ancient Dancingdean Forest and the rolling Pepperstock Hills.

It is a quaint picturesque village, a proper chocolate box picturesque idyll, with a Manor House, 12th Century Church, a Coaching Inn, Windmills, an Old Forge, a Schoolhouse, a River and a Mere.

But Mornington-By-Mere was not just a quaint chocolate box English Village it was the beating heart of the Finchbottom Vale and there were a number of cottages and small houses on the Purplemere road and Dulcets Lane which formed the part of Mornington Village known as Manorside and The Pottinger’s lived at number 5 Brooke Side Cottages.

Sister and brother, Kate and Gary were tree surgeons, who like their father and uncles before them, worked exclusively for the Mornington Estate which kept them busy enough tending to the health and welfare of upwards of 25 thousand trees.

 

On a bright Wednesday morning in May when both Kate and Gary had the day off and they set off on the short walk into the village.

Gary had a Doctor’s appointment and Kate was going to do a bit of shopping and then Gary was taking her for lunch at the Old Mill Inn for her 38th birthday.

They walked along the riverside path until they reached the Manor Bridge and then they parted company with Gary crossing the Street to the doctor’s surgery and Kate went to each of the shops in turn.

 

It was his first visit to the Mornington Surgery since he was a boy, when he had attended with all the usual childhood ailments but since reaching adulthood he had no need to go.

The reason for the visit that day was quite routine, he had surgery on his knee the year before, for which he had gone private, and his insurance company needed another Doctor, not connected to the hospital that performed the procedure, to sign him fit to work above ground level which was crucial for a tree surgeon.   

 

The reception area for the Doctors, Dentist & Orthodontic Surgeries sat in an extension between the two buildings.

Because Mornington was such a small village none of the practices were open full time but Baron St George, the head of the Mornington Estate heavily subsidized all three as well as the small Chemist shop, which shared the Doctors premises.

He walked up to the desk and, Katie Parsons, the receptionist told him he would be seeing Dr Goman-Smith and directed him to the waiting room.

Although he knew the name there was no indication of age or gender, so as he sat there flicking through the array of periodicals a picture formed in his head of the unknown doctor which he pictured to be either some geriatric in a tweed suit and waistcoat or a 1970s Russian women’s hammer thrower.

 

His name was called after about fifteen minutes and he walked down the corridor and through the open door and was greeted not by a geriatric old man, nor by a Russian hammer thrower but rather by a very attractive female Dr, who was emitting a very exotic perfume every time she moved and he made a quick appraisal, an attractive face, blue eyes, soft shoulder length brown hair, 5t 3 or 4, late thirties, nice figure, everything where it should be and equally proportioned.

“Good morning Mr. Pottinger” she said as she perused his notes “take a seat”

“Morning Doctor” He replied as he sat, then almost as soon as his bum hit the seat she said.

“Sorry, let’s have you up on the table”

He got up and proceeded to climb onto the table when she said

“Ok let’s have the trousers off first”

So he got off the table and dropped his trousers and got back on again feeling more than a little pissed, sit down, get up, get down and get up again.

As soon as he settled on the table she said

“Well I can see straight away you have full movement in the joint and you’re not favouring your other leg which is good”

Which was when he realized that the sit down, get up, get down and get up again was just to test his knee without giving him a chance to think about what he was doing.

After that she began a more detailed examination of the knee which was when he started to notice a little bit of hint of pink bra strap, a glimpse of lace edging inside her blouse, the silhouette of its contents, neat hips and the beautifully round buttocks which when he became conscious that he was getting aroused.

“You’re kidding me” he said in his head

“Is that all it takes, a whiff of expensive perfume and a glimpse of lingerie?”

His unexpected arousal made getting off the table a little more difficult than it should have been.

“I know she’s attractive but behave yourself” he instructed telepathically and also started thinking about cricket which  normally worked, but he found himself thinking about women’s cricket and they were wearing pink lingerie and nothing else but their shoes, gloves, hats and pads.

“I hope she doesn’t check my blood pressure” he thought

“Well that all looks fine” She said then added “do you have any swelling?”

“Pardon” he said rather dry mouthed

“In your knee, do you ever have any swelling?”

“No, no never” he said

“Any pain or discomfort otherwise?” asked the doctor

“It aches sometimes in the damp weather”

“Sadly that happens to us all and has nothing to do with the surgery” she said and smiled

“Ok get your trousers on”

Once he was redressed and seated she looked up from her computer and asked

“So what do you do for a living?”

“I’m a tree surgeon”

“Really?” she asked and he nodded

“Well I’m very happy with the knee so I have no reservations about giving the green light to your Insurers that you are fully fit to resume climbing trees”

“That’s great, thanks doctor,” he said as he got up to leave.

“Obviously if you do develop any problems with it just come back and see me,” she added finally and smiled

“Thanks again Doctor” he said and returned her a smile and left.

Sarah continued to smile after he had left, she had noticed his arousal on the table and it amused her to think she could still have that effect on a man, and a good looking man to boot.

 

Gary was well tanned well-toned and well-groomed but was not a tall man, measuring five foot six and a quarter, a full inch and three quarters shorter than his sister, which was something she never let him forget and always referred to him as her “little brother”.

Despite the height difference they were alike in almost every other way, blue eyes, chestnut coloured hair, broad smiles and infectious laughs.

 

When he left the surgery he was looking flushed after the embarrassment of his body behaving like a teenager.

However if the lovely doctor had noticed his untimely arousal she never showed any sign of it.

He consoled himself with the fact that he was unlikely to run into her again, which on one hand was a shame because she was lovely, but on the other, she was married and he didn’t do that.

 

What Gary was unaware of as he went off in search of the birthday girl was that Sarah Goman-Smith also lived in Manorside.

It was on Dulcets Road in Brewery House where she lived with her ex-husband Daniel.

It was a curious arrangement, they had been divorced for two years, but there was no hatred, betrayal or estrangement they just simply fell out of love.

They were still the best of friends, which they agreed that they perhaps should have stayed as such and not married in the first place.

But because they were still friends and enjoyed each other’s company and as neither of them had anyone else they decided to continue living together.

Sarah worked for the Dancingdean Health Centre in Shallowfield while Daniel worked at the Sharpington Jubilee Surgery.

She liked working for the Health Centre because she spent three days a week in Shallowfield and two in Mornington.

 

Gary found his sister outside Addison’s Bakery where he could see she was laughing and joking with a tall, slim man with neat black hair.

He had dark eyes and a huge toothy smile and it looked very much like Kate was flirting with him and he appeared to be flirting back.

 

He crossed the road and approached the laughing pair.

“Hi Kate are you ready for that lunch” he said and the man looked a little crestfallen.

“Hi Gary” she said “I just need to get some stamps from Norman’s”

“This is my brother Gary” she said and the man’s expression lifted

“Gary this is…”

“Brian” he responded and shook Gary’s hand “Pleased to meet you”

“Likewise”

“Well enjoy your lunch and the rest of your birthday” Brian said and shook her hand and it was long and lingering.

“Thank you, goodbye” she said and headed towards the Post Office & General Store to buy stamps but Gary noticed she kept glancing over her shoulder.

 

They sat at a table in the Old Mill Inn and he said

“He seemed nice”

“He was alright I suppose” she replied coyly

“Only alright, you were flirting with him like it was an Olympic sport”

“No I wasn’t” she retorted

“And he was flirting back” Gary said

“He was not” she said “Was he?”

He smiled and made her blush and then she changed the subject

“So how did you get on at the doctors?”

“Excellent” he replied “A clean bill of health”

“That’s great news” Kate said “They must have really put you through your paces, you looked very flushed when you came out”

“Ah there’s a very good reason for that” Gary said and then he went on to tell her all about the attractive doctor and his embarrassing arousal and she roared with laughter.

 

It was the first Friday in June and Kate and Gary were going up to Abbottsford for a few days.

They had a big family christening on Sunday at St Dunstan’s Church when their cousins triplets were being baptized.

So it was one not to miss, but as it was at the 9.30 service and they didn’t want the hassle of traveling up on the day so they decided to put up at the Abbottsford Regents Hotel the night before.

However Gary was then given a ticket to the Downshire versus Surrey one day match at the Abbottsfield cricket ground so he suggested going on Friday and staying two nights so they would have the whole of Saturday in town so he could go to the match and Kate could go shopping at the Phoenix Shopping Centre and she jumped at the chance.

 

Gary and Kate were not the only Mornington residents planning a weekend away, the Goman-Smiths and the Kane’s were also going to be in Abbottsford for the whole weekend though not all for the same reasons.

So when the Pottinger’s set off after work on Friday evening their fellow villagers were already there.

 

While they were still working among the Mornington Estate woodland, Brian Kane and Daniel Goman-Smith were both at the offices of Bramstock, Goodman, Crossfield and Bushe though quite independently.

Daniel had a meeting with one of the Solicitors, Rhonda Kane, to discuss an inheritance, while Brian was there to take his sister to lunch.   

However Sarah Goman-Smith, on arriving in town took the opportunity for a spot of retail therapy in the Phoenix Centre.

She didn’t often have the time to spend shopping in places like Abbottsford, with the big name stores, so the thought of spoiling herself was very tempting so she took full advantage of the time she had and come the end of the day she had found it very therapeutic and among her many purchases were some delicious items of lingerie.  

 

The Pottinger’s got stuck in the Friday night traffic and finally arrived at the Hotel at 9 o’clock by which time the Kane’s and the Goman-Smiths had already gone out for the evening.

Brian and Rhonda were dining at a trendy nouvelle cuisine restaurant off Castle Street called The Wooden Slipper which served high flavour, low-calorie, and substance lacking dishes, where minor celebrities are known to dine.

The food was good, if you like tiny artistic arrangements the size of a Hors d'oeuvre, on a slab of welsh slate but there wasn’t enough to live on.

So when it was time to leave they were almost hungrier than when they arrived, so they went into town and shared a kebab.

 

The Doctors Goman-Smith meanwhile went to The Empire Theatre to watch a revival on An Inspector Calls followed by a fish supper.

But back at the hotel, Gary and Kate ordered sandwiches from room service and got an early night.

 

On Saturday morning everyone was up early and availed themselves of the full English breakfast but due to a miracle of timing all three couples managed to avoid each other.

 

Gary was ready to go far too early so left for the cricket ground on foot while the Goman-Smith’s left an hour later in a cab.

Kate who planned to spend much of the day in cultural pursuits had a measured start to the day and as she was leaving the Hotel Brian Kane was just walking into the gym with his sister Rhonda.

After a good workout he had an hours swim and she had a sauna and then she spent the rest of the day being pampered and preened, massaged, manicure, pedicure and hair in fact you name it and she had it.

Brian though had coffee and read the papers before he went out.

 

It was a glorious June day and there was a good crowd at the Cricket Ground and Gary Pottinger and the Goman-Smith’s were among them though due to the numbers they were oblivious to the others presence.

Downshire were in great form and won the match by sixty runs and the delighted fans disgorged onto the streets of Abbottsford in great spirits even before the tea interval.

 

When they got back to the Hotel Sarah went straight up to her room for a long soak while her ex-husband Daniel went for a swim.

 

Gary had decided to return to the Hotel on foot and stopped for a pint or two along the way and when he got back, there was a message waiting for him from Kate to say she was meeting up with a friend.

“Oh well” he said philosophically after all it wasn’t like they had any definite plans anyway.  

So he showered and changed and then went out to the first fast food joint that he came to which happened to be a an Emperor Burger Bar and he ordered the biggest one he could see on the menu with fries.

It was a real treat because his sister Kate was always trying to get him to eat more healthily but in the spirit of out of sight, out of mind, he enjoyed every morsel.    

And having sufficiently filled his defiant craving with reconstituted meat, saturated fats and carbohydrates he ambled his way back to the Hotel.

 

He was sitting at the bar at the Regents Hotel, drinking a large Gin and Tonic and doing a spot of people watching, but the bar was so empty that he exhausted that exercise in less than five minutes and so he turned his thoughts to a lovely brunette and it was just when he was preoccupied with that image in his head when a voice broke in.

“Gary Pottinger?” it asked and he turned around and the voice belonged to an attractive looking woman, pretty face, blue eyes,

soft shoulder length brown hair, 5t 3 or 4, early thirties, nice figure, everything where it should be and equally proportioned, wearing a black cocktail dress, black tights and heels, whom he didn’t recognize.

She clearly recognized him however so he looked at her more closely and then the penny dropped.

“Dr Goman-Smith” he responded

“Do you mind if I join you?” she asked.

“Not at all” he said “please” and gestured to the neighboring stool, it was ironic really that he hadn’t recognized her especially because she was the lovely brunette he was thinking of.

“Can I get you a drink?” he asked

“Thank you, yes,” she said and to the barman who had miraculously appeared he said

“White wine please”

“And for you sir?” he asked

“I’ll have the same again please”

While they waited for their drinks she asked

“How’s the knee Gary?”

“It’s very good, no problems at all Doctor”

“That’s good, now please call me Sarah, I try to play down the Doctor bit when I’m out, otherwise people have an annoying habit of telling me about their complaints”

She said and she laughed a rather delightful laugh.

That was when he noticed the wedding ring, which was to him what Kryptonite was to Superman.

He had a strict rule about fishing in another man’s pond, a rule which he had on no other occasion broken all though there had been offers.

But he thought there was nothing wrong with having a drink with a beautiful woman and indulging in some polite conversation.

So over a drink or three he explained how he ended up at the Regents Hotel after a great day at the Cricket and how he was abandoned by his sister.

“How funny” she said “I was at the Cricket as well and I was stood up by my ex-husband”

“Ex-husband?” he asked looking at the ring

“Oh that, I only wear that to keep from being hit on every five minutes by undesirables” she said and slipped the ring off and put it in her bag.

She then went on to explain about how she and Daniel had remained friends and shared the details of their rather unconventional living arrangements.

“What about you?” she asked

“Single, never married, live and work with my sister”

“So she’s a tree surgeon like you” she said

“No I’m a tree surgeon like her” he replied and he smiled

By the time they got to the fourth drink they were the only two customers left and they were getting a bit loud.

“So do you swing from trees like Tarzan?” She asked

“Not so much swing as dangle” he replied and she laughed loudly.

“It’s a living” he said and laughed too

It was shortly after that when they got the distinct impression that the barman had had enough even if they hadn’t.

The convention is that the staff are obliged to keep the bar open all the while guests are wanting a drink but in reality they had to close at some point and you could still get a drink from the night porter if you wanted a nightcap.

So they bade the long-suffering barman a good night, even though it was almost 3 am and headed, somewhat unsteadily towards their rooms.

Accompanied by raucous laughter they stumbled into the lift and finding herself unable to press the button for the floor that she actually wanted she decided to hit them all and giggled as she did it.

When they reached the third floor Sarah announced

“This is me, I am home”

He was on the fourth floor himself but the code of chivalry dictated what he must do.

“I will see you to your door dear lady” he said attempting a bow

“You are too kind Sir Knight” she responded trying to curtsy and almost fell over.

 

Gary walked Sarah rather unsteadily to her door and once she had managed to finally use the swipe card correctly and open the door she announced.

“Nightcap” and before he had chance to decline she dragged him into the room where after some intense negotiations it was decided that coffee was the order of the day rather than the contents of the mini bar.

 

Sarah kicked of her shoes and threw her bag on the sofa while he made the coffee but before the kettle had boiled Sarah tottered up to him and put her arms around him.

“I’m not sure that’s a good idea” he said

“Why?” she slurred “I noticed the effect I had on you at the surgery”

“Ah, yes that was very embarrassing” he admitted turning to face her and she wrapped her arms around his neck.

“So don’t you like me then?” she asked

“Very much” he replied and put his hands on her waist.

“So kiss me then?”

Gary duly obliged and in an instant his mouth was on hers and her lips were soft, her mouth was hot and her intention was clear.

Sarah’s hands began to claw at her shirt dragging it free of his waistband with great urgency which Gary took as a sign to call things to a halt.

“Couldn’t you be struck off for snogging a patient?”

“I’ll risk it” she replied and tried to kiss him again.

“So will I” he said

“Good”

“But I think we should wait until we are both clear headed” he said 

“Wow, you’re a gentleman as well” she exclaimed “And now I want you even more”

Sarah looked up at him and gave him a lopsided smile and then the alcohol finally caught up with her and she went spinny headed so Gary steered her over to the bed and lay her down.

He lay the covers over her and sat on the side of the bed and held her hand for five minutes before kissing her forehead and standing up and walking over to the desk.

 

It was 4 am when he got back to his room and he managed three hours sleep before he had to get up again.   

But despite his late night and a shortage of sleep he had a spring in his step the next morning when he met Kate in reception.

 

Gary and his sister were tucking into the buffet at the christening party when Sarah woke up and tentatively lifted her head off the pillow.

“Ow” she exclaimed and lowered her head again.

As she lay there at the mercy of a throbbing head the events of the night before replayed in her head.

“Oh God, I blew it, I threw myself at him and he rejected me” she said “I’m so embarrassed”

 

She lay there wallowing in self-pity for the next half an hour until she felt revived enough to get up and face the day or at least the afternoon.

But as she got up she noticed a note sitting on the other pillow.

Cautiously she picked up the note and unfolded it and read the contents.

 

Sarah

Thanks for a fun evening.

I really enjoyed the kiss!!!

And I look forward to doing it again, after dinner on Tuesday?

7.30 At the Old Mill Inn?

Call me if your busy, my number’s on the back.

Gary x

 

“I didn’t blow it after all” she said and hugged her pillow

THERE WAS SOMETHING REMARKABLE

 

There was something remarkable

A special quality beyond belief

Something dangerous and daring

With the dark-haired slip of mischief