Tuesday, 17 May 2022

SPEECH IMPEDIMENT

Each morning, we stood at the bus stop

Not together, but in proximity

Day after day, week after week

I would glance at her in admiration

But I would never speak to her

There would be an occasional nod

And sometimes a smile

I would have liked to ask her out

I had almost done so many times

But my nerve would always go

So often I formed the question in my head

But the words wouldn’t come out

I always steeled myself

For the big moment, but it never happened

Then one day

When she looked particularly alluring

I thought to myself

This time will be different

This time I have rehearsed,

Though only on the cat,

This time I will do it.

So armed with a well constructed sentence

I made my move

I took a deep breath

Turned to face her,

The sentence looping through my head

Over and over

I opened my mouth to speak

But the sentence did not appear

Instead jumbled words tumbled out

From my anxiously dry mouth,
But not in the order I intended

Some words inappropriately joined together

Giving an all together different meaning

That may have caused her to be offended

It had gone better with the cat.

I just stood there

Spouting my nervous stuttering gibberish

I thought she must think me such an idiot

And fully expected her to laugh in my face

But instead, she smiled at my nervousness

And reformed the words into a sentence,

The very sentence I had rehearsed,

Spoke it back to me

And then smiling broadly, answered yes

Sunday, 8 May 2022

BREATH OF SPRING

She Entered

Like a breath of spring

And her presence

Altered everything

She walked in

With such a delicate air

Heads turned

To watch the maiden fair

She then returned

From whence she came

But didn’t leave us

Quite the same

We hoped to see again

That breath of spring

Whose presence

Altered everything

LOVE HAIKU # 2

 

Should the clouds obscure,

the glorious stars at night,

I will still love you

Tales from the Finchbottom Vale – (61) The Lady in Tears

 

It was at the Lord Lieutenants Summer Ball when Dave Knapp found Lady Antonia Johnson-Claassens on the moonlit terrace and his first thought was that he might at last have found someone who he could have an intelligent conversation with, but as he got closer he noticed she was crying.

Dave had been on the prowl for someone with half a brain all evening, his sister, who was supposed to have been his plus 1 had cried off due to one of her bad heads, but when he set off on his after dinner sojourn he didn’t think he would run into Lady Antonia.

Although they did have history of running into each other at such events, they had known each other since University, and when they did attend the same functions they always sought the other out.

However since her engagement to some chinless Rupert, any kind of converse with her had been off the menu and when he saw she was crying he didn’t see that changing.

So although the first sight of her whetted his appetite he instead ended up wetting the shoulder of his dinner jacket with her tears.

When she had calmed down and her sobs began to recede she tried to tell him what was wrong but the tears started to well up in her eyes again and then they ran down her cheeks as she sobbed her heart out and she sat down on the wall.

So Mr. Chivalry again stepped into action and he knelt on the floor beside her and offered himself up to comfort her with arms open wide “I’m sorry” she said gratefully accepting his open arms and burying her tearstained face in his neck.

Dave made encouraging noises and stroked her back but being a shoulder to cry on was the full extent of his expertise.

They held that position for some time until Antonia’s sobs began to get shallower and shallower and eventually abated.

But still she held on to him tightly and began to nuzzle his neck and he could feel her breath on his skin.

 

He comforted her for about an hour in all and when all the tears were gone she told him what was wrong, her fiancé Nigel had chosen the night of the Summer Ball to break off their engagement, not only that but he did it at the party.

She had been very much in love with him, he wasn’t quite the love of her life, but nonetheless to say that she was heartbroken would have been an understatement and then she asked him to drive her home. 

 

When they got to Lady Antonia’s, he drove the car onto her drive.

“Put it in the garage” she said “the remote is in the door pocket”

Dave opened the garage door as instructed and drove in, then closed the door behind them.

They got out of the Range Rover and after retrieving her shrug from the back of the car they went into the house safe from prying eyes.

They emerged in the kitchen where Antonia took the shrug from him.

“Make a hot drink will you” she said “while I get changed”

So Dave boiled the kettle and made them coffee.

He was sat on a stool drinking his when Toni rejoined him in the kitchen about 15 minutes later.

She had indeed changed, she had changed out of the expensive designer ball gown she arrived in and she was now standing in the doorway wearing a tiger onesie and fluffy slippers.

This was not the image Dave associated with her, in his mind’s eye he saw matching black silk underwear, black stockings, and high heeled shoes.

“I thought this would be a bit more comfortable” she said cutely

 

Lady Antonia stood in the kitchen doorway wearing a tiger onesie and fluffy slippers.

“I thought this would be a bit more comfortable” she said cutely

“It certainly looks comfortable” he admitted “Not a sexy outfit is it?”

“I don’t feel particularly sexy today” she said sadly

“I didn’t say you weren’t sexy” Dave corrected her

“You’re only saying that because you feel sorry for me” she said

“Oh no I’m not” he said forcefully, more so than he should have, and it didn’t go unnoticed as she raised an eye brow

Dave and Toni had known each other since university and he had fancied her from the first time he laid eyes on her during fresher’s week, but he had never said anything because she was out of his league.

“I’ve always thought you were sexy, I’ve always thought you were special, far too sexy and special for the types you go out with… or get engaged to”

“Why have you never said anything?” she asked

“Because you’re Lady Antonia Johnson-Claassens and I’m just Dave Knapp the English professor” he retorted “you’re in a different class to me, in every sense”

Lady Antonia said nothing in response as she was taking it all in, she never in her wildest dreams imagined that he felt that way about her and it took her by surprise because she had always felt the same way about him, but she had kept silent because she was afraid.

Afraid of being rejected and of being laughed at, after all he was really smart and she was just dumb Lady Toni.

“So what is it that makes you want me” she asked as she walked towards him in her fluffy slippers

“Is it because I’m posh totty?”

“I do like posh birds” he confessed “but that’s not what attracts me to you”

“So what is it then?” Antonia said as she stood in front of him looking at the floor.

“It’s everything about you” he replied “Your sparky sense of humour, your laugh and your wit and intelligence”

“Now I know you’re lying” she snapped “because I’m not clever, you just saw silly Lady Toni crying over a bloke and you thought, I’m in with a chance”

When she had finished Antonia turned away and then Dave countered

“When I first saw you on the moonlit terrace I actually thought I had at last found someone, after a desperately banal evening, with whom I could have an intelligent conversation, because you are intelligent and you are not stupid by any measure and whoever told you that you are is the stupid one, and when I saw you were crying my first thought was not of a bit of leg over, it was to comfort you, not to judge”

As he was talking he was putting his dinner jacket on to leave and when he had said his piece she still had her back to him but she asked quietly over her shoulder

“You really thought that?”

“Yes” he replied

“Then you don’t think I’m a dullard” Toni said

“No I don’t, nothing could be farther from the truth”

“You don’t just think I’m a vacuous clothes horse? With nothing meaningful to contribute to the world”

“Who on earth has been saying these things to you?” he asked angrily

“Was it Nigel?”

She didn’t respond verbally as she was crying again but she nodded, Nigel was her ex fiancé, Dave walked up behind her and lightly stroked the tops of her arms.

“Don’t cry honey” he said

“I can’t help it” she replied and fresh tears immediately welled up in her eyes as she turned towards him, so he took her in his arms and she dissolved completely into tears.

“It’s ok honey” He whispered, “let it all go”

And as she sobbed uncontrollably into his chest Dave kissed the top of her head.

He held her close and stroked her back as she sobbed until she lifted her head and said

“I’m getting you wet again” 

“I don’t care” He replied “I’m content just holding you in my arms”

On hearing that she broke down again.

Dave was holding in his arms the very beautiful woman he had been in love with since university as she sobbed her heart out and he consoled her with his inadequate words.

Antonia held on to him tightly and began to nuzzle his neck and he could feel her breath on his skin and very soon her nuzzles turned to kisses and she pressed up against him so close a cigarette paper couldn’t have passed between them.

Dave could feel Antonia’s breath on his face before a moment later he felt her lips on his and she kissed him slowly and deliberately.

It was a wonderful feeling for him, to be kissed by the woman he loved, and it was every bit as deliciously sensual as he imagined it would be.

So no one was more surprised than him when he called a halt to proceedings.

“No this isn’t right”

“Why? What’s wrong?” she asked bemused “I thought you wanted me”

“I do, with all my heart” he said “I have dreamt of this since fresher’s week”

“So kiss me then” she urged

“Not like this, not when you’re upset and emotional” he said “Not when you’re on the rebound”

“I’m not on the rebound” she snapped

“But you only broke up with Nigel three hours ago” Dave pointed out

“You may get back together with him or tomorrow morning, in the cold light of day, you may feel differently towards me, and you would only regret anything that happened between us tonight”

Toni didn’t respond immediately but sat down on the kitchen stool and looked thoughtful for few minutes before speaking

“So you do want me”

“Yes”

“But you want to wait, you could have me now on a plate, but you want to wait” she said

“That’s right”

“Oh God I want you even more now” she said as she rushed towards him and hugged him and aafter minute or so she asked

“How long”

“A month” he replied

“A month” she retorted

“Yes” he confirmed “And if you still feel the same way, then we’re in business”

“Am I allowed to see you?”

“Yes” he replied “and we can talk on the phone whenever you want”

“Ok” she agreed “But…”

“But what?” he asked suspiciously

“Will you stay tonight, in case I need another hug” she asked

“Of course” he replied and kissed the top of her head.

So he stayed the night in her spare room and one month later he stayed the night in her bed and they were married six months later.

Tales from the Finchbottom Vale – (60) Christmas Came Early

Twenty eight year old Paul Ingram was involved with an older woman, a forty year old woman to be precise, who was a beautiful unhappily married, soon to be divorced Carrington Chase educated woman, called Francesca Carrington-Webber.

Paul and Francesca both lived in the village of Forest Dean situated equidistant between Shallowfield and Childean, she lived in a huge house that backed onto the The Forest Ridge Golf Club, and coincidentally Paul worked for the Golf Club.

 

They became involved after three chance meetings, two on a train and the third more significant one was on the Promenade in Sharpington, where he came upon her small huddled figure on the bench ahead of him in some distress and after some tender moments of consolation lead to them making love in his caravan.

 

Since that night they had had a non-physical relationship and on the rare occasions that they managed to get to spend some time together they always made the most of it, sometimes they had to create opportunities and sometimes they just happened and sometimes one of them managed to surprise the other but the biggest surprise came on the Halloween weekend when she arrived at his caravan dressed as a witch and announced that not only was she divorcing her husband David but that she was staying the night.

 

But after that, on the rare occasions that they managed to get to spend the night together they always made the most of it, but most of the time they just stole a few hours here and there.

However in December, for a variety of reasons, several weeks had passed and they hadn’t been able to grab even a few minutes together.  

In fact the first time he had seen her in a fortnight was on the day when he had driven over to Abbottsford to do a bit of Christmas shopping, which was when he bumped into Francesca coming out of a very expensive lingerie shop, Silk and Lace, in the Phoenix Shopping Centre.

“Hello darling” she said and air kissed him and then she spotted him looking at the designer carrier bag she was carrying.

“No you can’t look at them” she replied to his unasked question

“Ok I don’t mind seeing them on you, if you insist” he offered

“You’re incorrigible,” she said

“Is that a maybe?” he asked

Unmoved she shook her head disappointedly.

“The chance would be a fine thing anyway” she said quietly

“Have you got time for a coffee?”

“I do” he replied

They went into the Espresso Phoenix coffee house, a really nice one, not one of the chains, and he ordered the drinks as Francesca sat in the corner.

When he joined her he asked

“How about Saturday?”

“For what?” she asked innocently

“To show me your new underwear” he said

“No” she replied

“Why not?” he asked,

“I have to go to a dinner party at Mornington Manor”

She replied “but I don’t really want to go”

He looked at her with puzzlement and then said

“So don’t go, and let me spend the night doing all those things to you that fill your imagination when you’re alone” 

That made her blush scarlet and avert her gaze but after a few moments she looked back at him and smiled.

“I have to go, I’m expected” she said but she reached under the table and held his hand

“But I want what you want”

“I understand” he said

“It will be soon though wont it?” she asked earnestly and held his hand tightly under the table.

“Yes” he replied

When they left the coffee house they air kissed and went their separate ways.

 

Paul was working all day Saturday, so he wasn’t able to get away to the caravan in Sharpington, as he normally would, so he was at home in his flat and spent Saturday night watching a movie and drinking wine but at some point he leant back against the cushions and promptly fell asleep.

He woke up just after eleven o’clock, and he only woke up then because he needed a pee, so he got up and attended to the matter in hand.

When he finished answering his call of nature he was decidedly peckish so he went to the kitchen and made himself a snack.

Paul then returned to his sofa, restarted the movie he had begun watching four hours earlier and sat eating cheese and biscuits’ as he watched Richard Burton and Clint Eastwood taking on the Nazis.

At the end of the film he was still wide-awake so he got up and chose another DVD off the shelf.

He was about a quarter of the way through “The Fifth Element” when he detected the tell-tale clip clop sound of a woman in high heels from outside in the corridor.

He glanced at the clock and thought it must be his neighbour Elaine arriving home from somewhere so he returned his attention back to the action.

A moment later there was a knock on the front door and he checked the clock again before he got up and walked out into the hall, he guessed that Elaine had locked herself out and was knocking for the spare key.

So he opened the door and to his surprise a rather tipsy Francesca almost fell through it.

“Hello Paulie” she said with a flourish.

Francesca was immaculately dressed as usual in a full length green halter necked designer evening dress and a lavish faux fur shrug.

“Wow” he said, “you look stunning”

“Bless you darling” she responded

“You had a nice time then” he said as he helped her into the house.

“I had a wonderful time” she exclaimed

She tottered a few steps then kicked off her shoes, which made her a little more stable on her feet, and then she quickly progressed into the lounge.

All the while talking nine to the dozen about how marvelous the evening was, who was there, what they ate, who said what, and to who.

“And plenty of wine” he asked as she plopped down on the sofa.

“I did,” she said smiling and giggling

“I’m glad you had fun” he said

“Me too” she said coyly

“Good” Paul said as he sat down next to her

“So what are you doing here then?”

“Well I saw your lights were still on from the taxi and I thought I’d come and tell you all about my evening” she explained.

“Why were you in a taxi?” he asked, “I thought you went there with the Conway’s”

“I did” Francesca said

“So why didn’t you come back with them?” he asked

“They left early” she said

“Could no one else give you a lift?” he asked

“David someone offered” she replied

“So why didn’t you accept?”

“What kind of a woman do you think I am? I couldn’t get in a car with a complete stranger” she said affronted

“You weren’t that discerning with me” he said 

“That’s different” she said “with you it doesn’t really count because you’re such a tart”

The statement caused her to roar with laughter to such an extent that she ended up collapsing in a heap with her head and shoulders on his lap.

“You’re my bit of rough” she said and then she disintegrated into laughter again.

“So you decided not to have David drive you home” he said

“It would have been cruel to tantalize him with my gorgeousness for the whole journey only to dash his hopes” she said

This bought about another burst of laughter and when she eventually composed herself she was laying at full stretch on her back looking up at Paul

“Do you still think I’m gorgeous?” she asked, regally draped before him.

“Quite gorgeous” he conceded

“Well quite gorgeous won’t get you a look at the new underwear I bought in Abbottsford the other day” she said

“I bet it does,” he said as he slowly moved his right hand, which had been resting on her chuckling belly, up to caress the roundness of her breast.

“Well maybe” Francesca murmured as she tipped her head back and closed her eyes and then he began tickling her and she was giggling so much she could barely breathe and Francesca wriggled and squirmed beneath his gaze.

But when she got control, Francesca suddenly sat bolt upright and she squealed frantically

“Ok, I’ll let you see my knickers”

And then she pulled herself up so she was seated on his lap and kissed him, he loved kissing her, he thought she was such a great kisser, the best in his experience.

The quality of a kiss is difficult to define and it is like many other things of a sexual nature, which is dependent on the perspective of the participants.

With kissing it can be the thickness of the lips, the width of the mouth, the size of the tongue, the size of the oral cavity and the amount of saliva produced.

For Paul, Francesca scored highly on every criterion and as she kissed him, he thought he had died and gone to heaven.

 

Once they had finished she stood up and looked at him smugly and then took hold of his hand and she said.

“Now come and enjoy my gorgeousness”

Paul got to his feet and they kissed again and then he said

“Just one question before your deliciousness distracts me”

“What’s that darling” she retorted

“How are we going to get you out of here in the morning dressed like that, without anyone noticing?” Paul said

“Let’s cross that bridge when we come to it darling” She purred

“I just might have to stay here with you all day, until I can leave again under the cover of darkness”

“That sounds like a wonderful plan” Paul said and walked her towards the bedroom and took Francesca off to bed and let her take him to paradise.

 

Christmas came early for Paul and Francesca as she did indeed stay with him until after dark on Sunday afternoon.

She would have stayed longer but she had to get back for the girls.

Getting her out of the flat unnoticed was less of a problem than either of them anticipated as he had a draw full of his sisters clothes in the spare room and they fitted his lover well enough and as he walked her home across the golf course they were aided in their stealth by some well-timed freezing fog.

Tales from the Finchbottom Vale – (59) The Gentle Giant and the Kitchen Maid

 

Aaron Keller was a great bear of a man, standing 6’ 6” tall, barrell chested with hands like shovels.

But he was brought to his knees by a skinny Little waif standind 4’ 11” by the name of Toni Kendall.

They were both in their mid twenties, both had flaming red hair but he was a gentle giant who barely spoke and she was a little livewire who never shut up.

The other thing that they had in common was more significant and that was the fact that they were in love, though neither of them knew that they were the recipient of that love.

Aaron couldn’t imagine that a beautiful little thing like Toni could ever be interested in him, and she thought he was probably looking for someone as quiet as him.

They both worked at Maxlin’s Holiday Camp in Sharpinghead, she was a chalet maid and he was a general handyman.

Aaron lived in Sharpinghead but Toni was from Finchbottom and as the summer season was coming to an end she was running out of time, if nothing happened between them they would go their separate ways and they would be unlikely to see each other again, but if she got her way, and got her man, she would stay on.

She had been following him around the camp for the whole summer in the hope that he would take her in his arms, but no matter how much she flirted with him the result was the same and she cursed his shyness.

 

Toni finally got her man when they were on what was known as mothball duties, closing down those chalet that would not be needed during the winter season, which meant a major clean and then all the furniture was sheeted.

Because she was so tiny she managed to enlist the help of the gentle giant with moving the furniture, though she was more than capable of doing it herself, because she was much stronger than she looked, she just used it as an excuse to get close to him.

But despite her managing to get Aaron to help her, it didn’t really help her in the way she wanted because she was such a chatterbox, so even if he could have found the words he wanted to use he would have struggled to get a word in edgeways.

 

However every thing came good in the end when They were on their fifth chalet and all was not going well for Toni as she was hoping he might have made a move on her by that stage, afterall they were alone and had been in very close proximity on many occasions.

She was also annoyed at her self because although she was a confident sparky girl she hadnt just come out with it and ask him out.

What Toni wanted though was for him to ask her but nothing happened so she decided that she had to make him get physical.

Toni started by undoing the braces on his overall as he picked things up and when he reatached that one she undid the other and so on and so fourth until he took action.

 

However she didn’t know when she started messing around quite how physical he would get.

But she wasn’t complaining when the gentle giant had her draped over his shoulder and he was playfully smaking her knicker clad buttocks while he watched the reflexion of his handywork in the mirror.

 

Toni didn’t know when she started messing around with Aaron quite how physical he would get.

But she wasn’t complaining when the gentle giant had her draped over his shoulder and he was playfully smaking her knicker clad buttocks while he watched the reflexion of his handywork in the mirror.

However he only gave her another two strokes before Toni called a halt to proceedings.

“Put me down” she screamed “Put me down now”

“What’s wrong baby girl?” he said playfully “Have you had enough?”

“Just put me down” she insisted, and as he lowered her to the floor he cursed himself under his breath for going too far, but he couldn’t help it, he was really having fun.   

“I’m sorry” he said when she was stood looking up at him “I went too far didn’t I?” 

“Don’t be sorry” she snapped and pushed him backwards onto a chair “You haven’t gone far enough yet”

“Oh?” he responded as she inched towards him and when they were nose to nose she kissed him.

 

After that first time they couldn’t keep there hands off eachother and suffice is to say that she didn’t return home to Finchbottom and stayed on at Maxlin’s and the prospect of spending all winter kissing and canoodling kept them warm.

Though they didn’t have many opportunities for work time kissing and cuddling as they didn’t often work together but when they weren’t working they didn’t go out in the world much.

But halfway through the winter they got to work together again when they had to reopen some of the chalets they had mothballed earlier in the year in preparation of the Christmas season.

 

As they unlocked the first chalet Toni was wearing the usual Maxlin’s uniform, a blue denim skirt, a pale blue blouse and a white cardigan while Aaron had on his familiar Blue bib and brace overalls over a pale blue T-shirt.

“You realise that this is the chalet that you first kissed me in?” he said

“How could I forget” she replied wistfully but other than that she was uncharacteristically quiet.

“We don’t have time for that today” she insisted “We have a lot to do”

“That’s a shame” he said

“That’s as maybe” she replied curtly

 

The pair of them were making very good time and ploughed through the workload very well mainly because Toni wasn’t saying anything.

They decided to do one more chalet before lunch and were about half way through when Toni cursed

“Oh bugger”

“What’s up babe?” Aaron asked

“I’ve left my duster on the kitchen counter” she replied

“I’ll get it” he offered

“No it’s alright honey I can reach it through the hatch” she responded and opened the serving hatch.

She was on tiptoe reaching for the duster which was obviously just out of reach, so she boosted herself up so her belly was resting on the bottom of the hatch and her feet were off the ground.

Where Toni’s tiny body was draped over the hatch opening her pale blue knickers were on full display and he remembered the first time he’d seen her cute little fleshy cheeks visible below the hem of her denim skirt in those blue knickers and he couldn’t resist giving her a little love slap.

“What are you doing?” he heard her ask and then she added angrily “We don’t have time for any funny business”  

“What’s the matter?” he said “you’re not yourself today”

“Why? Just because I won’t let you grope me when you feel like it” she said as she emerged from the hatch holding the duster.

“Oh pardon me, I wasn’t aware I was groping, I thought I was just playfully smacking the bum of the girl I love” he said and turned around to carry on with what he was doing

“What?” she said

“It doesn’t matter” he replied

“Oh yes it does, what did you say?” she insisted

“I said I was just playing” he said

“No, you said more than that” Toni said “What did you say exactly?”

Aaron frowned while he recapped in his head and then voiced it

“I said I was smacking the bum of the girl I love”

And the moment the words left his lips she was kissing them.

“You never said you loved me before” she said between kisses

“I was waiting for a more romantic moment” he said and she kissed him again

“That’s why I was sad, because I love you and I didn’t think that you felt the same” she said and began to cry

“Do you mean that you love me then?” he asked

“Of course I do” she said through the tears and thumped his barrel chest.

He scooped her up and stood her on the bed and said

“Just wait there”

Then he went and locked the door and drew the curtains.

“What are you doing?” she asked and he replied

“I’m giving us some privacy so I can make love to the girl I love”

 

After they had made love they had lost all the time they had made in the morning and were late for lunch and still hadn’t finished the chalet and on top of that the bed needed to be remade as well.

Tales from the Finchbottom Vale – (58) Halloween Surprise

 

Twenty eight year old Paul Ingram was involved with an older woman, a forty year old woman to be precise, who was a beautiful unhappily married, Carrington Chase educated woman called, Francesca Carrington-Webber.

Paul and Francesca both lived in the village of Forest Dean situated equidistant between Shallowfield and Childean, she lived in a huge house that backed onto the The Forest Ridge Golf Club, and coincidentally Paul worked for the Golf Club.

 

They became involved after three chance meetings, two on a train and the third more significant one was on the Promenade in Sharpington, where he came upon her small huddled figure on the bench ahead of him in some distress and after some tender moments of consolation lead to them making love in his caravan.

 

Since that night they had had a non-physical relationship and on the rare occasions that they managed to get to spend some time together they always made the most of it, sometimes they had to create opportunities and sometimes they just happened and sometimes one of them managed to surprise the other but the biggest surprise came on the Halloween weekend.

 

Francesca had been invited to the Lutchford’s Annual Halloween party up at their home, Forest Lodge, on Teardrop Lake.

Peter Lutchford was a renowned film director and producer and had his own production company, Teardrop Productions, and his wife Claire was the senior partner at The Dancingdean Health Centre.

It was a great privilege to get an invite to the Lutchford’s and so no one ever turned it down.

So with little chance of grabbing even five minutes with Francesca Paul decided to spend the Halloween weekend in Sharpington in his caravan at Whitecliff Hill.

He wasn’t big on Halloween, it was not his favourite holiday time.

He would have preferred to have spent the evening with the love of his life but that wasn’t an option.

So he spent part of the day in Sharpington and then as darkness fell the temperature dropped like a stone he returned to the caravan with a fish and chip supper and once inside he drew the curtains and turned on the fire.

Then he settled down with his supper on his lap and watched TV.

When he’d finished eating and cleared away he found he wasn’t getting any warmer so he decided to have a hot shower.

It was about an hour later as he was coming out of the bedroom wearing his fleecy dressing gown that there was a knock on the door.

He had no idea who it might be, he certainly wasn’t expecting anyone, he just hoped it wasn’t trick or treaters.

When he opened the door his heart sank and his worse fears were realised when he saw a woman dressed as a witch, but on closer inspection he was surprised to see it was Francesca standing on his doorstep.

“Hello” he said with genuine surprise

“Hello Darling” Francesca said, “Can I come in? It’s bloody freezing”

“Of course” he said fussily “come in, come in”

Francesca stepped inside and he closed the door behind her and he watched her walk by and he thought she looked absolutely gorgeous in her witch’s outfit, all black except for the white stripes on her socks and the red laces in her high-heeled ankle boots.

“Have you come to give me a trick or a treat?”

“Well you’ll have to be the judge of that” she replied and took off her witch’s hat and threw it on the floor before the little witch kissed him and he took her in his arms.

“This is a nice surprise” he said “I thought you were going to the fancy dress party”

“I know” Francesca said as she sat down “I was going to the party but…”

“But?” he asked

“I couldn’t face everyone quizzing me about David”

“About what?” he asked and Francesca took a deep breath

“I’ve asked for a divorce, and he’s gone” she replied, “And I don’t want him back because I’m moving on”

“I’m sorry,” he said inadequately, although inside he wasn’t sorry at all

“I’m not” she said surprisingly “though it’s your fault”

“Then I should be sorry,” he admitted

“No you shouldn’t, you opened my eyes and showed me that I’m still an attractive woman, still a sexy woman, David didn’t appreciate that, and I need to be with someone who sees me the way that you do”

“Am I allowed to be pleased?” he asked hopefully

“Yes” she replied “but that doesn’t mean I’m going to shack up with you, even though that would be nice, but I have to think of the children”

“I understand” Paul said

“So that’s why I couldn’t face the party” Francesca said and smiled 

“Well you’re more than welcome to while away the evening here” he said

“Well thank you kind sir” Francesca said “I could murder a drink”

Paul walked to the kitchen are and opened the fridge and took out an open bottle of wine.

“Is wine ok?” he asked

“Yes please” she replied

So he took two large wine glasses from the cupboard and filled them both with wine.

When he walked back to the seating area Francesca stood up and walked towards him.

He expected her to take a wine glass from his hand but instead she walked between his outstretched hands and kissed him. 

As they were in the middle of the room he couldn’t put the drinks down so he could wrap his arms around her.

He was quite happy to be stood in the middle of the room being passionately kissed but he was interested to know where it was going so when she came up for air he asked

“So what exactly does your divorce mean for us?”

“Well” she replied as she took the glasses from him and put them on the table

“It means you can buy me breakfast in the morning”

And before he could respond she was kissing him again.