Tuesday, 17 May 2022

Tales from the Finchbottom Vale – (63) The Propper Attire

 

The Finchbottom Vale is nestled comfortably between the Ancient Dancingdean Forest to the south and the rolling Pepperstock Hills in the north, those who are lucky enough to live there think of it as the rose between two thorns.

And at the far eastern end of the Vale was the traditional seaside resort of Sharpington-by-Sea, complete with a Victorian Pier, seafront hotels, crazy golf, The Palladium ballroom, well maintained gardens, promenade, theatre and illuminations, all the usual things to have a great time by the seaside, as well as amusement arcades and of course the Sharpington Fun Park.

 

The four friends had spent the morning playing a foursome at the Sharpington Dunes Golf Club, they all lived locally in the town of Sharpington-By-Sea and three of them had houses that backed onto the course.

Their foursome had become a regular fixture on their social calendars after widower Dave Whitaker had taken early retirement at the age of 50.

It seemed the right thing to do at the time, his children had flown the nest, his wife had passed and his job had lost its lustre, so he retired and he had never regretted it for a moment.

Retirement enabled him to spend time with his three favourite ladies of leisure, Sarah Price, Katie George and Wilhelmina Winten.

Sarah and Katie were both wealthy grass widows and ten years younger than he was and spinster Willi was three years older and was a retired PE Teacher.

After spending a very pleasant morning on the course they lunched at the club as was their habit and as they sat down at their regular table Willi announced

“I can’t be late home today, Marta is coming to help me tidy the attic”

“It must be important if you’re going to cut your lunch short” Sarah said and they all laughed.

“If truth be told I do rather look forward to the days Marta comes to help me” she said when the laughter had subsided

“She’s really such a nice girl and very good company”

Which was when, the waitress, Georgina, arrived at the table to take their order.

“So you’re not coming to mine for drinks this afternoon Willi?” Katie asked

“I’m afraid not” she replied

“What about you Sarah?”

“No not today” she replied reading a text on her phone “somethings come up”

“Just me and you then Dave” Katie said

“Ok with me” Dave remarked

So after a very nice lunch in very pleasant company, and feeling a little over indulged, they had a rendezvous by their trolleys and prepared for the short stroll across the 18th fairway, apart that is from Sarah Price, who was the only one of the group whose house didn’t adjoin the Golf Course.

“I’ll say goodbye now” she said “I need to pop to the pro shop before I head home”

So Sarah headed in the opposite direction while the other three walked their trolleys across the 18th fairway.

Willi lived 5 houses along from Katie’s house which was next door to Dave’s, so they said goodbye and she walked home to get showered before Marta arrived and Dave went home to get changed and Katie went to her house to freshen up and prepare for Dave’s arrival.

Before leaving home he checked himself in the hall mirror and nodded his aproval, he was still a good looking man of average height and in good physical shape and he still had a full head of sandy hair.

It was about half an hour before Dave walked into Katie’s garden, which was very, in fact it was beautifully kept, and much nicer than his own, but then you get out of it what you put in, and Katie put a lot in to hers.

Whereas his garden was simply functional and he put absolutely nothing into it at all and no effort was expended whatsoever.

All his efforts with regard to the garden went into cutting the grass and sweeping the patio.

Katie on the other hand loved her garden and loved working in it and the result was there for all to see, a delightful English country garden.

 

He walked towards the house and he found that there were drinks on the table beneath the parasol and soft music coming from an MP3, but no sign of Katie.

So he walked toward the kitchen door and stepped inside and there in the middle of the room stood Katie, wearing her golf hat, her golf shoes, argyle socks and her golf glove, and absolutely nothing else.

“Wow” Dave said as he stared at the beautiful woman in front of him in the beautifully accesorised golfing outfit, or what there was of it, Katie was a beautiful woman when fully clothed, but naked she went off the scale.

Despite her being the wrong side of forty she had maintained her figure exceptionally well, only her long brunette hair now had to be enhanced with colouring.

After taking his time to admire her nakedness he then added

“I may be wrong but I think that may infringe the dress code”

“is that right” she said “And what are you going to do about it?”

“What are my options exactly?” he asked

“Well you can report me to the club captain” she replied “or you can make love to me like you normally do”

“I think I’ll do the latter then” he said

“Good choice” Katie replied and removed her glove.

Tales from the Finchbottom Vale – (62) Early Morning Call

Twenty eight year old Paul Ingram was involved with an older woman, a forty year old woman to be precise, who was a beautiful unhappily married, soon to be divorced Carrington Chase educated woman, called Francesca Carrington-Webber.

Paul and Francesca both lived in the village of Forest Dean situated equidistant between Shallowfield and Childean, she lived in a huge house that backed onto the The Forest Ridge Golf Club, and coincidentally Paul worked for the Golf Club.

 

They became involved after three chance meetings, two on a train and the third more significant one was on the Promenade in Sharpington, where he came upon her small huddled figure on the bench ahead of him in some distress and after some tender moments of consolation lead to them making love in his caravan.

 

Since that night they had had a non-physical relationship and on the rare occasions that they managed to get to spend some time together they always made the most of it, sometimes they had to create opportunities and sometimes they just happened and sometimes one of them managed to surprise the other but the biggest surprise came on the Halloween weekend when she arrived at his caravan dressed as a witch and announced that not only was she divorcing her husband David but that she was staying the night.

 

On the rare occasions that they managed to get to spend the night together they always made the most of it.

But in the early hours of one Sunday morning in January he was violently shaken awake.

“You have to go,” Francesca said urgently

“What? When?” he said

“In about an hour” she replied, and giggled as she wrapped herself around him.

“So why did you wake me so early?” he asked

“Why do you think?” she replied and began nibbling on his ear

“Now this is the kind of early morning call I like,” he said just before her lips migrated to his.

 

Francesca had woken him early in the morning so he could sneak out before the neighbours were up and about; but she decided to wake him extra early so she could enjoy him again before he left.

After doing precisely that she left him in bed on that dark Sunday morning in January while she went and washed the lust from her gorgeous body.

Paul smiled to himself and slipped out of bed and tiptoed to the bathroom after her.

He could see her well-defined shape through the glass, and he was already aroused before he opened the door and joined her in the cubicle.

“And what do you think you’re doing?” she asked

“I’m just making sure you don’t miss anything” he replied

“I don’t think anything will be missed darling” she said and kissed him as her soapy hands began to caress his torso.

“In fact I think I’m probably going to get everything”

 

Afterwards she phoned her mum and said she was running late as something had come up and after a long lingering goodbye kiss by the back door he walked home across the golf course in the half-light with an extra spring in his step.

Uncanny Love Tales – (051) On Sabbatical

 

Laying in his bed after an exhausting examination of his estranged wife’s body Kenny asked

“What are you doing here? you didn’t say you were returning to Downshire”

They had been separated for two years after Elaine was offered and accepted a promotion which meant her relocating to Boston, believing he would relocate with her, she was wrong.

“You didn’t ask” she replied

“No, I didn’t,” he acknowledged “but that’s because you said you weren’t coming back”

“Change of plans” she said “I’m on a three-month sabbatical”

“Three months” Kenny exclaimed “what’s the catch?”

“Why does there have to be a catch” she said defensively

“There always is” he pointed out,

“I’m relocating” Elaine retorted

“Where to?” he asked

“Abbottsford” she replied, and he thought he had misheard her

“Abbottsford?” he asked, “How long for?”

“That depends” Elaine replied

“On what?” he said

“You” she replied “Because if you don’t want me back in your life I’ll head back to Boston”

“Of course, I want you back” he said “I never wanted you to go”

“Then I’m staying for ever” she replied, and they made love again.


Uncanny Love Tales – (046) Parisienne

 

It wasn’t the first time Sebastian had taken a girl on the Eurostar, not by a long way, although he was always mindful to make sure each trip didn’t mirror the one, he took on the previous occasion, but obviously the ultimate goal was to make them feel special and then seduce them, and it never failed.

What he had never done before was to return to England with a different girl to the one he took out there.

 

Once they disembarked at Kings Cross, they made their way quickly along the platform to the main concourse where his brother Tristan was waiting.

“Hi Tris, meet my wife Florence” and then he smiled as his brother stood there open mouthed.

 


JUNE

 

On that beautiful day in June

The bells pealed out their tune

And at that joyful sound he knew

He would soon hear her say “I do”

 

Then before him a beautiful sight

As she appeared in bridal white

The hue of the pure white dove

Dressed to symbolise her love

 

When they stood before the altar

He spoke clear without a falter

With a heart so strong and true

He said aloud to the world “I do”

 

SWEET TOOTH

 

I have a picture of you

Which speaks to me,

Speaks in sugary tones

And syrupy words

Of things I liked to hear

When we were both young

But my tastes have changed

A sweet tooth no longer

My palate more mature

More sophisticated

A little less exciting maybe

But you can’t be sixteen forever

But I will always keep

That picture of you

Which speaks to me

In sugary tones

And syrupy words

Just to remind me of the time

When I had a sweet tooth

TIME IS A GREAT HEALER

 

Time is a great healer

That’s what they said

That’s what they told me

After you were dead

Banal words of wisdom

And benevolent attitudes

Empty words and gestures

And worthless platitudes

Only one thing

Can ever take the pain away

And you’re not coming back

No matter how hard I pray

I just wish with all my heart

We could have gone together

And I would not feel so lonely

And I’d be with you forever