Wednesday, 1 June 2022

Downshire Diary – (14) The Girl in the Christmas Dress

 

Steve Berry had always had a distinct dislike for Christmas, in fact he hated everything about it, despite all the jollity and faux fun because unlike many of his Christmas mad friends he had no happy Christmas memories to anesthetize him against the season.

His parents were chronic alcoholics and each year their Christmas came in a bottle and thanks to his ill-tempered father, Steve’s came with a slap, so his childhood Christmases were festive memories he would rather have forgotten.

But adulthood brought no relief from the season and it always seemed to him that when shit happened Christmas just magnified the misery.

If someone died at Christmas the very season makes it more keenly felt and he could testify to that fact as his own mother died on Christmas Eve when he was 19.

He had no idea where his father was and quite frankly he didn’t care he never bothered to show up for the funeral and for all he knew he could have been dead as well.

So as a result he had never trusted Christmas, because he knew that shit lurks beneath the coloured lights and paper chains.

That was until Holly Davis opened his eyes to new possibilities and he realised that Christmas could also magnify joy.

 

After an excess of alcohol and some sneakiness from Holly he found himself working behind the bar in her Uncle Phil’s pub, the Pig and Whistle in Abbeyvale.

He was still uncertain quite how she managed to affect that, but affect it she did and during the ten days he spent working for her, she had turned his life upside down and it culminated at closing time on Christmas Eve as the church bells at St Mary’s chimed midnight, with him wishing her a Merry Christmas and kissing her.

Judging by the way Holly responded Steve hoped that the kiss on Christmas Eve might have been the start of something between them but alas for him it didn’t lead anywhere.

Holly had indeed responded to his advance and in fact had been hoping for it, but she knew it was far too soon to throw caution to the wind.

There were scabs as yet unpicked regarding Steve Berry that needed to be attended to before she completely let down her guard.

Holly considered him to be a work in progress she thought he had potential but he still needed work but there was certainly hope for him, but he was progressing nonetheless.

 

The other event that occurred on Christmas Eve was a prolonged fall of snow which resulted in them being snowed in.

Holly was due to go to lunch at her cousin’s house but as she lived 30 miles away it was not possible to make the journey safely with the amount of snow that was still laying.

Steve was due to spend the day alone in his flat, not celebrating Christmas at all, but Holly invited him to spend the day with her instead as he hadn’t risked driving home the night before.

He would have been quite happy to have slept on one of the bench seats in the lounge bar as he had once before, but Holly insisted he use the spare room.

So that was how Steve Berry came to celebrate his first ever Christmas and why he was sitting at the bar nursing a cup of coffee in the clothes he had been wearing the night before.

 

It was as a result of them being snowed in at the Pig and Whistle on Christmas Eve which led to Steve Berry celebrating his first ever Christmas at the age of 30 and why he was sitting at the bar nursing a cup of coffee in the clothes he had been wearing the night before.

“Morning” he said as Holly appeared behind the bar

“Happy Christmas” Holly said and reached over and kissed his cheek.

Now it was not the kiss he was hoping for and it was not possessed of the passion that accompanied the embrace of the night before but that simple peck on the cheek held within it something very special, and that was hope.

“God its cold in here” she said     

“Yes, there was a power cut during the night and it knocked the boiler out” he said

“I’ve relit it but it’ll take a while to warm the place up”

“This was not the Christmas day I had in mind” Holly said putting the collar of her dressing gown up

“Nor me” he added

She was supposed to be dining on a sumptuous feast at her cousin’s house, while he was supposed to be in self-imposed exile at his flat pretending that Christmas was just a bad dream.

“Do you want a drink?” he asked

“Oh yes please” she replied and Steve got up and went to the kitchen returning a few minutes later with a steaming mug of tea

“Thanks hon” she said and winced at her involuntary over familiarization and quickly went on.

“I don’t know what we are going to eat today” Holly said

“We will need to ferret in the freezer”

“I didn’t know ferret was traditional Christmas fare” Steve said “but I’m no expert on Christmas.

“You know what I mean” she said smiling “Can you cook?”

“A bit” he replied

“Good because I’m rubbish” Holly admitted

Steve actually undersold himself when he said he could cook a bit

He could in fact cook very well, exceptionally well.

 

Steve not being a traditionalist or a fan of the season could certainly make something out of what was on hand in the kitchen.

Holly however wanted to have a roast lunch, with all the trimmings, but after they checked the freezer they had to rule out a roast dinner as the joints would never have defrosted in time, and they were too big for the microwave and as they were frozen hard, impossible to cut down to size, but there were alternatives.

The fresh vegetable stores were limited but more than sufficient for two people.

Although she couldn’t cook herself, Holly was determined to help, firstly by peeling the potatoes and carrots and then by getting out of his way so he could get on by taking herself off upstairs to get ready for the day.

 

While Holly was gone Steve finished preparing the food and when he was done he was very pleased that he had achieved something to suit Holly’s traditional wishes, at least in part.

 

Steve Berry had just reached the point where he could safely leave the kitchen and get showered and shaved when Holly reappeared and he was stopped in his tracks.

She looked stunning, her mousy hair, washed and styled was adorned with Christmas slides and she was wearing a white wool dress decorated with poinsettias.

And her shapely legs were covered by black tights with motifs of bows and parcels and as he looked at her from head to toe he thought to himself that he’d like them to be stockings rather than tights, but nice legs were nice legs regardless of what they were sheathed in.

“Wow” Steve exclaimed

“Wow” he said again and Holly blushed

“It’s a Christmas dress you know” she said

“I don’t care” he said “wow”

“But you don’t like Christmas” she pointed out

“It’s growing on me” he said unable to take his eyes off her

“Good” she said “you won’t mind wearing this then”

When would he ever learn, he now had to wear another blessed Christmas sweater.

“Where do you keep getting them from?” he asked

“They’re Uncle Phil’s” she replied “I buy him one every year”

“But I’ve never seen Phil in a Christmas jumper, not ever” Steve said

“No nor of I” Holly agreed

 

Steve went upstairs, showered and shaved and returned to find Holly had laid a table in the lounge bar, complete with festive serviettes, candles, party poppers and crackers.

On the CD player the Puppini Sisters were in full voice and his natural aversion to Christmas music was tempered by the fact that he caught Holly singing and dancing along with the music.

He stayed out of sight in the doorway so he could enjoy the spectacle as long as possible.

When she eventually became aware of him she blushed redder than the poinsettias on her dress.

“How long have you been standing there?” she said suddenly flustered and began fussing with the table.

“Long enough” Steve replied

“You should have said something” Holly said as she headed towards the kitchen still flushed red

“What and spoil the show” he replied as he followed close behind her and chuckled.

 

Holly carried on with the table while Steve checked the oven and ten minutes later he was transferring everything to serving dishes which Holly took to the table.

All he had left to do was make the gravy and get the Yorkshire puddings out of the oven.

Christmas dinner was as traditional as he could manage given the limits of the provisions available but it was Holly’s turn to say “Wow” as he served Chicken breast wrapped in bacon, served with Roast potatoes, roast parsnips, carrots, peas, stuffing and Yorkshire pudding.

“What no starters” she said tongue in cheek

Holly lit the candles and Steve opened the wine, then they pulled the crackers and she made him wear a paper hat.

For desert he served apple pie and ice cream after which they watched the Queens speech.

 

As soon as the Queens speech was over Holly switched off the TV

“What now?” he asked

“Now we sit and talk” She replied

“You mean “talk”” Steve said

“Yes”

“Do we have to” He said “It’s been such a lovely day”

“How are we supposed to learn about each other if we don’t talk?”

Holly replied

“So what do you want to know?” he said resignedly

“You’re childhood” Holly said with great interest

“What about it?” he replied

“Well, it’s not just Christmas that was unhappy was it”

“No it wasn’t” he replied and Holly settled back to let him unburden himself

“It wasn’t just Christmas, it was New Year’s, Easter, Halloween and birthdays”

He paused and took a drink

“You see my parents were alcoholics, when I was young they managed to somehow keep it under control and were functioning alcoholics, they held down jobs and to the outside world they seemed normal.

But once I got to school age I pretty much raised myself, which is how I came to learn to cook, because if I didn’t cook I didn’t eat”

They had spent a very pleasant Christmas day together, snowed in at the pub, the last thing he wanted to do was regurgitate the unpleasant moments of his life, particularly as he had been doing his best to forget them.

But once he started he couldn’t stop and by the end of it he was exhausted as they sat in the gathering darkness.

Holly was largely quiet throughout and just added the odd word of encouragement and support.

Holly broke the short period of silence.

“How do you feel?”

“Surprisingly good” he responded

 

However, despite his feeling unburdened by the lengthy afternoon revelations there was an awkward silence in the aftermath, so Steve disappeared down to the kitchen to make them both a snack.

He wondered if he should have held back and if he had unnerved Holly with his total honesty.

“I should have drip fed her” he said as he walked around the kitchen “Let her absorb it and then I could have said more, but no, you had to blurt out every sordid detail of your pathetic life and now she probably thinks you’re a nut job”

When he had finished with the rant and the snack he put it on a tray and carried it upstairs to the lounge where Holly greeted his arrival with a smile, but not a nervous smile, it was a kindly open smile, from someone happy to see him return.

 

“God that was good” Holly said after consuming the snack he had prepared with relish.

“Every cloud has a silver lining” he said referring to the reason that he had learned to cook in the first place.

“There is always a positive in life” Holly said sagely “you just have to look for it”

“Well that’s what I plan to do” he said and cleared the plates away

“I’ll pour us another drink” He added

 

When Steve returned to the lounge Holly was sitting on the sofa with a Christmas present on her lap and she was smiling broadly.

“Happy Christmas” she said as she handed him the gift

“What’s this?” he asked

“Well open it and find out” Holly answered

“I wasn’t expecting a present” Steve said and sat down beside her on the sofa and squeezed the package

“Oh no not another Christmas sweater” he said and Holly giggled as he tore the paper open.

But when he had removed all the paper and unfolded its contents he saw that although it was indeed a sweater, it was not a novelty Christmas one like those she had made him wear for the previous ten days but a plain blue one in cashmere.

“That’s fantastic” he said enthusiastically “I love it 

“Try it on then” Holly insisted and stood up

Holly took hold of the new one while Steve removed the one he was wearing and then they swapped.

As Steve pulled the cashmere over his head Holly held the novelty one he had just removed up to her nose and inhaled his scent.

“That looks great” she said when he had put it on

“It feels it” he said “can I keep it on?”

“Yes” she said and held the other one to her breast and he walked over to the Christmas tree and plunged his hand in between the branches.

It was perhaps testament to the progress that he had made over such a short period of time that he had actually bought her a present, which he removed from its hiding place and said

“Happy Christmas”

“When did you put that there?” she asked in amazement

“This morning” Steve replied

“That was sneaky” Holly said and ripped the paper off like a mad woman until she was left with a little blue presentation box embossed with gold relief. 

She looked at it in wide eyed wonder, it was jewelry, he had bought her jewelry and from a quality jeweler’s.

Holly took a deep breath and then opened the box and then she gasped.

“It’s lovely” she said as she took it out the box and held the gold pendant in her hand.

It was in the shape of a holly leaf and it had her name engraved on it.

“I love it, I absolutely love it” she said “put it on for me”

Steve took the pendant from her and when Holly turned her back to him, she reached back and scooped her hair out of the way while he fastened it.

Then she went to the mirror, stood on her tiptoes and looked at herself and admired the pendant.

“I really love it” Holly said and then she let out a squeal as she rushed towards him and then for the second day running they ended the day with a passionate kiss.

Downshire Diary – (13) The Girl in the Red Dress

 

Steve Berry had always had a distinct dislike for Christmas, in fact he hated everything about it, despite all the jollity and faux fun because unlike many of his Christmas mad friends he had no happy Christmas memories to anesthetise him against the season.

His parents were chronic alcoholics and each year their Christmas came in a bottle and thanks to his ill-tempered father, Steve’s came with a slap, so his childhood Christmases were festive memories he would rather have forgotten.

But adulthood brought no relief from the season and it always seemed to him that when shit happened Christmas just magnified the misery.

If someone died at Christmas the very season makes it more keenly felt and he could testify to that fact as his own mother died on Christmas Eve when he was 19.

He had no idea where his father was and quite frankly he didn’t care he never bothered to show up for the funeral and for all he knew he could have been dead as well.

So as a result he had never trusted Christmas, because he knew that shit lurks beneath the coloured lights and paper chains.

 

He used to dream of getting away at Christmas and going somewhere that didn’t celebrate it in any way, shape or form, but where exactly is that place?

Answers on a postcard please to Steve Berry if anyone has any suggestions.

So each year like the rest of the populous he was subjected to all the usual false jollity, Christmas Parties, Secret Santa’s and Christmas Lunch, Paper hats, crackers and all that shit.

And everywhere he would go from October onwards was bedecked with tinsel, garlands, bells, baubles and Led lights.

And it was impossible to avoid it as each and every shop played endless spools of regurgitated Christmas tunes and if that wasn’t enough there were the morons possessed of more money than sense who decorated the outside of their houses with every conceivable adornment of light emitting decorations to create an Led hell.

 

Steve never had a girlfriend at Christmas he always dumped them, or got himself dumped, when they started to get too jolly.

So when he was 21 he developed the perfect anti Christmas strategy.

He would always save a chunk of annual leave and finish work at least one week before the big day and return after the New Year debacle.

He would stock up with food along with the other festive numpties and armed with a stack of DVD box sets he became a Christmas recluse until the year turned and that strategy had served him well for nine 9 years and he believed it would serve him another ninety.

He had found it had become easier over the years with the advent of catch up TV, he just needed to avoid the adverts that remind him that it was Christmas and that he couldn’t afford a holiday.

His strategy was however tried and tested and it had managed to save his sanity over the years.

 

Steve was in the Pig and Whistle, not exactly a real shit hole of a pub but not the most attractive or ambient but more importantly the only pub in town guaranteed not to play Christmas stuff because the landlord Phil hated the season almost as much as Steve did.

It was his last night out before his Christmas exile and it was his intention to get totally shitfaced as he had almost three weeks to recover.

He was not a social animal, he liked his own company and if he ever engaged in conversation with fellow patrons it was because he had initiated it.

He was also not averse to being rude if someone else spoke first.

So he was just enjoying his third pint as he sat in the furthest most corner of the bar reading his book when it happened.

“Hello” she said

Steve ignored her, normally if he didn’t respond they’d get the message and go away

“Hello” she said louder “Are you ok?”

“I was” he sighed

“Oh dear Mr Grinch” she said “what you need is some Christmas spirit”

“I’m fine” he insisted

“I don’t think you are sitting on your own in the furthest most corner” she said

Steve looked at her for the first time, she was roughly his age, maybe a little younger, and she was wearing a red dress, red and white striped stockings and had tinsel in her mousy hair.

“Who are you? The Christmas fairy?” he asked gruffly

He wanted to tell her to fuck off but she was quite cute.

“No I’m Holly, Phil’s niece” she said

“Holly? How very festive” He said sarcastically

“Yes I’m going to instil a little Christmas spirit” Holly said

“But Phil hates Christmas” Steve informed her

“I know” she said “which is why he’s going to Las Vegas until the New Year”

“When?” He asked

“Half an hour ago” she replied

“So are you going to come and join the rest of us?”

“No thanks I don’t do Christmas” he said and returned to his book

“Oh well perhaps some Christmas music will get you in the mood” she said resolutely

“Oh God” he responded

 

The Christmas party mix was really grating on him but he was too far along with his Christmas strategy to go off hunting for another Christmas free pub so he had to put up with it.

As the evening wore on she persisted in trying to draw him out of his corner, but to no avail.

He left his corner only to go to the bar and get another drink and then returned to his solitude.

Apart from the music upsetting his plans there was the added annoyance of customers, more arriving every hour, word had got out that Phil “The Grinch who stole Christmas” had gone for the duration, and that there was a new Santa in town. 

This only became a problem however when, while he was at the bar, somebody took over his corner.

So he had to return to the bar again.

“Back again already Steve?” Holly asked

“Someone is in my seat” he said

“Well pull up a stool” she suggested

“Do I have a choice?” he said grumpily

“You’re just a little ray of sunshine” she said and laughed

“I can see I’m going to have to use all my Christmas magic on you”

He sighed as he settled himself down on a stool and said

“I’ve never seen it so busy in here”

“I know” Holly said “I’m going to need more staff at this rate”

“Good luck with that” he said with a sneer

 

Steve Berry woke up the morning after he met The Girl in the Red Dress, with his face stuck to the mock leather of a bench seat and when he painfully sat himself up he saw he was in the lounge bar of the Pig and Whistle.  

Well he had intended getting shit faced the night before, so mission accomplished there, and he had expected to wake up with a hangover, so another box ticked, but it was never part of the plan to wake up with a hangover at the pub. 

“Good morning sunshine” Holly called as she crashed through the door wearing a dressing gown and slippers.

“Ow” he said “have some respect for the dead”

She put a mug of black coffee on the table in front of him and peered at his bloodshot eyes

“Blimey! Can you actually see through those?” she asked

“I hope you don’t drink like that when you’re working”

“Well I don’t need to worry about work until January” he said and sipped at his coffee

“Don’t you remember anything about last night?” Holly asked with a wry smile on her lips

He closed his eyes and replied

“I remember I don’t like Christmas”

“Anything else?” Holly persisted

“It was very busy, very noisy” Steve said but could remember nothing else

“Do you remember me saying I needed more staff?” she asked

“Yes I do remember that” he replied

“Good” she said “because your it”

“What?” he said loudly and then winced

“You volunteered to work right through till New Year’s Eve”

“I can’t have” Steve said

“Well you did” She insisted and showed him a piece of paper detailing the fore mentioned offer signed by Steve.

“That doesn’t count” he said “I was pissed”

“It’s legally binding” Holly stated “It’s notarized by a solicitor”

Steve stared at the signature

“Sam Culver?” he said “he’s not a solicitor he’s a forklift driver”

“Be that as it may he has still witnessed your signature on this contract” she said coolly

“Contract?” he said in disbelieve

“Contract” she confirmed

“Oh please you’re not really going to hold me to this?” Steve said waving the “contract” in her direction

“You start tonight” she informed him

“Oh God I’ve sold my soul to the Christmas fairy” he said with his head in his hands

“I prefer Christmas angel” she said “But I’m not the one with tinsel in my hair”

“Oh shit” he exclaimed and felt his head

“Get yourself a hair of the dog, I’m going to get dressed” Holly said smiling

“Oh and there’s no drinking on the job, by the way”

 

He didn’t bother with the hair of the dog but he did drink another coffee before he left to go home and after a bath, a sleep and something to eat he felt revived by the time he left home again to report for his first shift although he still couldn’t figure out how the Christmas Angel had tricked him into working for her. 

 

Over the week and a half that followed Steve’s press ganging by Holly, the Christmas Angel, between his first shift and Christmas Eve, Holly had done her level best to elicit the full details of why it was that Steve hated Christmas and everything about it quite so much.

Holly had noticed right at the beginning that he was not the miserable git that she first thought or that he wanted people to think.

In fact that first night when he was forced to sit at the bar he had been very funny, once he managed to forget it was Christmas.

But every time he heard someone utter the words happy Christmas it was like he’d been stabbed.   

So she relentlessly picked away at the scab every day, but she couldn’t get him to open up, no matter how hard she tried, but she wasn’t prepared to give up under any circumstances.

 

Steve would never have admitted it but despite his initial protests he had rather enjoyed working behind a bar again.

He hadn’t done it since he left University and started working as an accountant.

The repetitive festive music still grated on him, though less so than before, even the Christmas t-shirts and jumpers that Holly made him wear had become less onerous.

Holly herself led by example and wore an almost inexhaustible supply of festive outfits and he had to admit she still looked cute in which ever one she was wearing.

She was a nosy cow though and kept poking and prodding at him trying to find out what made him tick.  

But it amused him that his not playing ball was driving her crackers, Christmas crackers even.

 

On Christmas Eve he drove to the pub, arriving at 9.30am, and thought to himself

“This is going to be a very long day”

It was bitterly cold day and the sky was slate grey and overcast, he sniffed the air and then knocked on the front door which Holly opened within a couple of minutes and she was already dressed in her Christmas outfit, namely Mrs. Clause.

“Morning Steve” she said “Happy Christmas Eve”

“Why are you always so cheerful?” he asked in response

“Because “it’s a wonderful life”” she said

“Oh God are you going to throw festive film titles at me all day?”

“I hadn’t thought of that” she said “but it sounds like fun”

He took his coat off and revealed his jumper of the day adorned with a reindeers head.

“There’s snow in the air” he said hanging up his coat

“Lovely” she replied with a chuckle “White Christmas”

“Stop it” Steve said

Holly had walked to the bar and picked something up and then returned to him with it behind her back.

“What’s that?” he asked suspiciously

“Antlers” she said triumphantly and put them on his head

“Please no” he said “that’s too much”

“Stop whining Grinch or I’ll put the Christmas tape on” she threatened

“That’s dirty fighting” he said

 

With it being Christmas Eve they knew it was going to be busy in the pub that day so in addition to Holly and Steve there were barmaids Clare and Petra and in the kitchen were Stefano and Ausra.

It wasn’t manically busy but there was a steady flow all day, shoppers popping in for a warm, that kind of thing, and as it was such a bitter cold day the kitchen did a roaring trade in warming chili, soups, casseroles and stews, so much so that they kept the kitchen going right through the afternoon.

It was not however a day for cold desserts.

By five o’clock they had sold out of hot food and the till drawers were stuffed despite the fact that Holly kept taking them away to the office, but they kept filling up.

 

While Holly counted the takings in the office, Steve and Petra manned the bar and Clare helped Steph and Ausra clear away.

Job done they joined Steve at the bar and were enjoying a well-earned drink when Holly came out.

“Well done you lot” she said “I hope that drink is on the house”

“It is” Steve said

“We have had a phenomenal day” she said handing out pay packets “so there’s a little something extra in there”

“Thanks boss” Stephanos said

“Cheers Hol” said Petra

“Thanks Holly” Clare and Ausra said simultaneously

What she didn’t tell them was that the little extra was 100 pounds per head, they wouldn’t find that out until later.

“Where’s mine?” Steve asked

“Grinch tax” Holly said to the great amusement of the others and patted his cheek

“Charming” he replied but he was laughing when he said it and he knew that the others were finished until after Christmas whereas he still had the evening shift.

Although he wasn’t bothered about the money particularly he knew he would get it, he had actually enjoyed Christmas Eve for the first time ever.

 

They all finished their drinks and it was the moment that Steve hated most, the final farewell when Christmas wishes were exchanged.

“Merry Christmas” Clare said and kissed Steve

“And you” he replied

“Happy Christmas Stevie” Ausra said kissing him

“Yes you too” said Steve

“Happy, Happy Christmas” Petra said planting a very exuberant kiss on his mouth

“Ditto” he replied

“A very happy Christmas my friend” Stephanos said extravagantly and feigned to kiss him but shook his hand instead and roared with laughter.

“Have a good one” Steve said and also laughed.

 

When they had gone Steve noticed it had started snowing lightly.

“So why can’t you say Happy Christmas?” Holly asked

“I told you it was going to snow” he said

“Don’t change the subject” Holly persisted “why can’t you say Happy Christmas?”

“I can say it, I just didn’t need to as everyone else said it”

He answered “I didn’t want to wear the phrase out”

“Baubles” Holly said

 

Holly disappeared upstairs for half an hour and when she came back down she had changed outfits again.

She wore a different red Dress but this time it had white trim and a much more daring neckline

But instead of the customary stripy tights on her lovely legs she was wearing black tights with holly motifs, which Steve thought was very appropriate as he watched her as he wiped down the tables in readiness for the next wave of festive punters.

Steve thought from the first time he saw her that she was quite cute but he thought he would have to separate her from the Christmas paraphernalia if she was ever to progress in his eyes any further than cute.

“I wish I’d asked Steph to keep some Chili back” Holly said “I’m absolutely starving”

“Don’t worry” he said “when Debbie arrives I’ll go over the road and get a take away”

“Ok Steve” she concurred “but what takeaway”

“Your choice boss, my treat” he replied

“What? Would that be a Christmas treat?” Holly asked

“No just a treat” he replied and smiled

 

Despite the weather Debbie arrived right on time.

“Hi everyone” she said as she went behind the bar

“The snows settling”

“Hi Debbie” Holly said

“So what’s your poison?” Steve asked

“Pizza” She replied very definitely “Pepperoni”

“Is that your final answer?” he asked

“It is” she confirmed

“Have you eaten Debbie?” he shouted

“Yes but I can eat a slice or two” she replied

 

As he walked across the road to the Vale Farm Pizza House he noticed the snow was falling faster and would lay quite deep if it persisted.

Despite Debbie saying she would only eat a piece or two he decided to get a pizza each, he’d seen Debbie eat before and for a skinny bird she could really pack it away.

He had a long wait as it seemed most of Abbeyvale were having pizza for tea.

When he got back to the pub the clientele had almost doubled so he thought it was the beginning of the evening rush and wasn’t sure if they’d have time to enjoy the pizzas, but he needn’t have worried as it proved to be a false dawn because the rush never materialized.

He was right about one thing though, Debbie demolished a whole pizza.

By seven o’clock the numbers hadn’t really changed even if most of the faces had.

And by eight o’clock with the snow falling thick and fast in near blizzard conditions it was fairly obvious punters weren’t going to be venturing out in any significant numbers.

Knowing that Debbie had a three mile journey home Holly said

“I think you’d better get off hon or you won’t get home at all”

“Are you sure Hol?” Debbie asked

“Absolutely” She said and handed Debbie her coat and her pay packet and gave her a kiss.

“Thanks Holly” she said “Happy Christmas”

“Happy Christmas and drive safely” she said “Text me when your home”

 “Ok, happy Christmas Steve” she said

“And you Deb” he replied

 

Holly had walked to the door with Debbie to see her off and wished her a Happy Christmas again and then stared out the window for a long time as she watched Debbie get underway.

When she returned to the bar she said

“You’d better get off as well Steve”

“No I’ll stay a bit longer” he replied

“This might be your last chance” she said “it’s coming down like billy-o”

“That’s ok” he said “I can always kip in the lounge bar again if it comes to that”

 

It was a very strange night because although there weren’t many customers they still managed to sell quite a lot of beer because they had a succession of punter coming in for jugs of ale, so much so that they ran out of jugs so they sold bottles instead.

But all in all it was very quiet Christmas Eve so by 9 o’clock Holly said

“Right let’s have a drink”

“I thought you didn’t like the staff drinking on duty” he said

“What the hell its Christmas” she replied and noticed that he visibly tensed at the word Christmas

She pulled him a pint and poured a glass of wine for herself and then they sat on stools on the punters side of the bar to drink them.

“Would you mind if I crash here tonight Holly?” He asked

“Of course not, I’d rather you crashed here than out there” She replied

“And it looks like my plans for tomorrow will need to be revised, so we can spend the day together, if you like”

“Ok thanks” he said “that would be great”

They were well into their second drink when Holly asked

“So what exactly is the deal with you and Christmas?”

“Do we have to go there?” he asked

“Yes we do” she said “I’ve been watching you all this week and every time someone wishes you a happy Christmas you react as if you’ve had an electric shock”

“Well I wouldn’t go that far” Steve responded

“I would” she said but he just shrugged

“Come on Steve” she insisted “You are such an infuriating man, cough it up”

“Can’t you just leave it alone?” he said

“You can’t tell me you haven’t enjoyed working here this week” she said “or that you would have preferred to be locked away in your flat pretending that Christmas was just a bad dream”

Steve drained his glass and went through the hatch and pulled himself another one.

“I don’t want to go into all the details, suffice is to say that for me there was no happy little boy waiting for Santa on Christmas Eve” he said painfully

“My childhood was unbearable and Christmas was even more so”

Holly didn’t speak but sat with head sympathetically inclined

“Not everyone was raised by Mary Poppins” Steve said factiously

“That’s not very fare” Holly said hurtfully

“And I suppose you think my Christmases were happy?” she asked forcefully but Steve merely snorted

“I had a succession of lousy Christmases when I was a child, my parents didn’t believe in it and so we didn’t celebrate it,” she said vehemently but Steve still looked unconvinced

“My parents are hippies, new age pagan hippies” She stated

“So Christmases for me were spent in a VW Camper van on Salisbury plain, don’t get me wrong, I love my parents and for me at the time it seemed perfectly normal and so I was perfectly happy, it was only when my school friends told me what they did at Christmas that I realized what I was missing out on”

Holly paused to gather herself

“When I was older I would at least get a present, though it was never wrapped in Christmas paper, there was no Christmas tree, no baubles or tinsel, no garlands or colored lights, and no Christmas magic, so in my childhood Christmas just didn’t exist”

“So now you’re over compensating” Steve said and took another drink “Majorly”

“Not at all, I just decided that feeling sorry for myself was not an option, and I refused to be dictated to by the past” she said “I decided that instead of regretting the Happy Christmas memories I missed out on as a child, I decided would make new memories and stop looking back”

“I was 17 when I first experience a proper Christmas, and I thought it was the most wonderful and magical experience I had ever had and I’ve made sure I’ve enjoyed every single Christmas since and I look forward to all the ones to come”

“There is no similarity between our childhoods” he said bitterly

“Your childhood was a happy one, it just didn’t include Christmas,

Whereas mine was desperately unhappy and did”

“And you blame Christmas for it being unhappy” Holly said

“I know that for you life was very different, but I want to squeeze the most joy I can from every moment of my life”

Steve just looked at her as she took a brief pause

“Just as you should” She said and put her hand on his knee and then at that moment the doors opened and a new group of punters came through the door their heads and shoulders dusted with snow.

 

He stood behind the bar drying glasses as he watched Holly as she chatted to the new intake of clientele in turn.

He liked it as she walked from table to table, she had a gait that was easy on the eye and the way the flared skirt moved across her lovely legs was quite sensual and then one by one the meagre band of customers disappeared into the snowy night amidst a peel of Happy Christmas wishes.

 

It was midnight and as the last customer left for the night, Holly wished them a happy Christmas and locked the front doors behind them and as she slipped the last bolt across and drew the curtain.

Steve appeared behind her just as the church bells at St Mary’s chimed midnight and Holly turned and faced him.

“Merry Christmas Holly” he said and kissed her

Downshire Diary – (12) Marrying Dorcas

 

Ben and Dorcas had been living together for just over a month and he found it difficult to remember the time he lived alone.

It had been a bit of whirlwind romance and in just a few short months Bens cozy little life had been completely turned upside down.

From the moment Dorcas breezed into his life on a bright June day when she almost sent him into the afterlife from behind the wheel of her car.so they met in June, he proposed in August and they officially moved in together in November, although they were together virtually all the time from the moment of the proposal.

It was the most wonderful thing that had ever happened to him and she changed his life in a heartbeat.

 

The only blot on the landscape for them was “The Wedding” and that didn’t mean in any way shape or form that he didn’t want to get married to her, he did, very much so, and she felt exactly the same way, it was just the subject of “The Wedding” that was getting them down.

It had become all consuming, they thought they had been quite canny, leaving it in the hands of their parents but they were driving them mad.

And the wedding had taken on a life of its own, and it was not a life form that they recognized or wished to embrace.

 

They were constantly being pressed for a date and being told that the plans couldn’t proceed any further without knowing the date.

They had thought that once they got into December their focus would shift from the wedding to Christmas but no it seemed to get worse if anything and it was only the 1st day of the month.

 

They were both sitting in the lounge at the cottage having both come off the phone with their respective parents engulfed in gloom.

After about ten minutes Ben had a light bulb moment and he said

“Why don’t we get away?”

“Get away?” Dorcas replied

“Yes, let’s get away for a week and escape the harassment”

Get away?” Dorcas repeated

“We’ll be back in time for Christmas” he continued “but until then we can avoid all the talk of wedding plans”

Dorcas just sat looking thoughtful so he pressed on

“We’ve both got holiday to use up and we could do some Christmas shopping while we’re away”

She said nothing for a full minute and then suddenly she excitedly said

“Let’s go on line and see what’s available” 

He switched on the laptop and she sat next to him as he opened the browser

“Do you want sun?” he asked

“No I’m not fussed about the sun” she said

“Ok, do you want activity?”

“Nah”

“America?”

“No, to America and nowhere that’s more than two hours flying time” she said decisively

“So Europe then” he said

“I think so”

“So how about Natural beauty?” he asked

“Nah”

“Well present company accepted” Ben added and kissed her

“You’re so sweet” She said and kissed him back

“Historic?” he asked

“Hmm” she responded thoughtfully

“Romantic?”

“Definitely” she replied

“City break then”

“Oh yes a city break” she said excitedly “but it must be a city I’ve not been to before”

“How about….” he pondered he knew she had been to the usual places, Paris, Amsterdam, Brussels etc. so he cast his net a bit further.

“Berlin” he suggested

 

They had decided on a city break somewhere in Europe.

“How about….” he pondered he knew she had been to the usual places, Paris, Amsterdam, Brussels etc. so he cast his net a bit further.

“Berlin” he suggested

“Berlin?” she repeated “Oooh I haven’t been there”

“It has history, romance and a Christmas market to boot” he added

“Oooh a Christmas market” she said enthusiastically

“Ok then Berlin it is” Ben said

“Let’s find somewhere to stay” Dorcas added

An hour later they had a 10 night booking at the Regent Hotel and flights booked for the following Thursday, St Nicholas Day, the 6th December.

And a return flight on the 16th, which would give them a full week to do all the last minute stuff and enjoy the run in to their first Christmas together.

 

So on the Monday morning they put in their holiday forms to their respective employers and the wheels were set in motion.

They did however have a minor panic when Dorcas couldn’t find her passport.

She thought she had it last when she lived in Finchbottom but after an extensive search of the cottage and her unpacked boxes proved fruitless the realization that it must be at her parents’ house dawned on them.

The simple thing would have been to ask her mum but that would have alerted her to their plans and would have led to increased wedding questioning that would have to be answered before they departed and they didn’t plan on telling anyone they were going away until the last minute.

Dorcas had to leave it until Wednesday afternoon, when she knew her mum would be at the Women’s Institute, when she could sneak into the house and search unmolested.

It was cutting it very fine as they were due to leave the next day, but all the sneaky subterfuge and stealth paid off and she phoned him from the house to say she had it.

That evening they asked John and Carole from next door to pop in and feed Pandora while they were away and then they were all set.

At that stage they were the only two, outside of work colleagues, that knew they were going away.

So they were feeling very pleased with themselves when they reached the airport on Thursday morning and they had shown the family a clean pair of heels.

However once they got through passport control they phoned Helen to let her know what they were doing.

“Good for you” she said “I wouldn’t blame you if you got married while you’re away, Have a great time”

 

They flew into Tegel Airport just after 11.00am and arrived at the Hotel Regent about an hour and a half later and they were not disappointed by their choice, it was absolutely beautiful and very luxurious.

They had a beautiful room and from the main window there was a wonderful view of the imposing dome of, what they found out later was the French Cathedral.

Ben and Dorcas were so very pleased with their lovely room that they didn’t leave it all afternoon.

In fact they only left it in order to go and eat and then they went back to the room and had an early night.

 

On Friday the weather was very English and it bucketed down with rain so they decided to make use of the Hotel facilities for the day and they began their holiday proper on Saturday morning after an early breakfast and they crammed in a lot on their first day out and about.

They took full advantage of the unseasonably mild weather and did the Brandenburg Gate, the Checkpoint Charlie Museum and the Glienicke Bridge in the morning and the Christmas Market at Charlottenburg Palace after lunch and into the evening.

When they woke up on Sunday morning they were exhausted after packing so much into their day, so they decided that they should perhaps have a more relaxing day beginning with breakfast to be followed by Church.

 

After speaking to the waiter the pair took his advice and got a taxi to the Kaiser Wilhelm Memorial Church on the Kurfürstendamm.

And when the driver turned onto the very broad, long boulevard full of shops, houses, hotels and restaurants he said proudly

“This is the Champs-Élysées of Berlin”

“Oh look” Dorcas said excitedly as they pulled up outside the beautiful blue church “they have a Christmas market here too”

As Ben handed the driver his money he said

“They have Christmas markets everywhere”

“Oh goody” she responded and he laughed

The service was lovely and the new part of the Church with the blue glass was spectacular with the winter sun shining through.

Afterwards they ate lunch of Frickadellen with fries and mayo from a “Schnellie” at the roadside.

Ben and Dorcas went to Wannsee After lunch and walked around the lakes in the sunshine enjoying the scenery until the evening fell and so did the temperature.

 

From Monday onwards there was very little sun to speak of and it was bitterly cold but they really didn’t mind as for the rest of the week they got to spend lots of time hugging.

But it was an action packed few days, they shopped at Potsdamer Platz, spent hours at Museums Island, had lunch at the rotating restaurant at the TV tower on Alexanderplatz, climbed the victory column in the Tiergarten, visited the Berlin Zoo, went Christmas shopping at the big department store, KaDeWe, and a attended a liberal sprinkling of Christmas markets, in fact you name it and they did it.

It was when they were at the Gendarmenmarkt Christmas Market that life got very interesting.

It was an incredibly cold afternoon and they had both over indulged on Gluwein when her phone rang.

Dorcas looked at the phone and pulled a face, it was not the first call that week to have caused that reaction.

“My mum just doesn’t give up” she said and rejected the call.

“I suppose that’s the price we have to pay” Ben said “if we want to get married and have the big wedding”

“But I don’t want to” she retorted

“You don’t want to get married?” he asked with alarm

“Of course I want to marry you hon” she said reassuringly

“But I don’t want a big wedding” Dorcas said

“I just want me and you” and then she kissed him

“Let’s do it then” he suggested “let’s do it today, right now”

“What about the family?” she mused “Oooh my Mum will be so mad”

“And mine” he said “But what are they going to do? Ground us?”

Dorcas looked thoughtful as she drank another Gluwein

“And we can have a blessing at St Lucy’s later for family and friends” he added

“Ok let’s do it” Dorcas said and hugged him tightly

“Are you sure?” Ben asked

“Well I’m sure that I love you,” she said in reply “and I’m sure that you love me, so yes I’m sure”

 

Having made the decision to usurp their parents and have a quiet wedding of their own, on their own terms, the first thing the next morning they went to the British embassy to get the relevant forms required to marry in Germany, which was surprisingly easy.

After they left the embassy they went to a variety of bureaucratic offices and queued up to sit in front of a variety of bureaucrats until in true German style every forms had all the relative stamps and seals.

However when they went to the registry office they came up against a brick wall.

“You must wait for 6 weeks” the registrar said

“But we’ll be back in England in six weeks” he retorted

“I’m sorry” he said “but it’s the rule”  

“but we’ve spent most of the day queuing in dreary offices  getting seemingly endless forms endorsed with many and varied stamps and seals and none of the faceless bureaucrats once mentioned a six week rule” Dorcas stated angrily

“I really am sorry” he repeated “but I can’t help you”

Dorcas was about to go again but Ben intervened

“Thank you anyway” he said and guided an unhappy Dorcas towards the door

“However” the registrar called “I know someone who could possible help”

“Oh?” Dorcas exclaimed

“It would be conditional” he continued

“On what” Ben asked

“On you being Christians” he replied

 

Claus, the registrar, directed them to St Georges Anglican Episcopal Church in Westend and they were soon in a cab driving along Bismarkstrasse through Charlottenburg in the direction of Spandau.

It was a very pretty little church, modern looking with a high sloping tiled roof, but very pretty.

After exiting the cab Ben and Dorcas looked at each other and both nodded their approval simultaneously and walked up the path to the doors.

Claus, had phoned ahead and made them an appointment with Pastor James Morgan, who turned out to be a very jovial Welshman not at all dissimilar to the late great Harry Seacombe.

“Welcome, welcome” he said when they walked through the doors,

“You must be Ben and Dorcas?”

If they were impressed with the outside of the church then they were doubly so with the interior.

It was light and modern but in a traditional way and was as far removed from St Lucy’s in Bushy Down as it was possible to get.

After the introductions were made they sat in the pews and the Pastor said

“Well I’m not sure I can be of any more help than Claus was, it’s just a bit short notice”

 

Despite Pastor Morgan informing them that he couldn’t help Ben and Dorcas went on to explain why they had come to the decision that they had and the pressures of the big family wedding that had built and built and finally led them to take the course of action they were proposing.

“We haven’t made our decision lightly”

Dorcas said

“Oh I’m not questioning your motives” he said “but it’s just not something we do, its Thursday now and I understand you’re going home on Sunday, it’s just such terribly short notice”

Dorcas and Ben were both crestfallen.

“Come on both of you let’s have a coffee” he said

 

They were sitting in quietly in his office drinking a very decent coffee when he asked

“Where is home anyway?”

“We live in Bushy Down, it’s a small…..” I began

“Oh I know Bushy Down” the pastor said with delight “and St Lucy’s”

“Really?” he said “I normally have to explain where it’s near”

“I’ve been there many times, the Reverend Oliver was my Verger for five years before she got St Lucy’s” he said “we remained friends until the end”

“She was well loved” He said “and very much missed”

Katie Oliver had passed away earlier that year after a short illness.

“So sad” he said with melancholy

“She was such a lovely person, I was in the Village for the funeral” He paused in order to gather himself

“Listen why don’t you both stay and have dinner with me and my wife Clair? She’s from Finchbottom by the way” he said his joviality fully restored

“So am I” Dorcas chipped in

“Excellent” he said “you’ll have lots to talk about then, let’s go and surprise her”

 

They had a marvelous evening with the Morgan’s, good company, excellent food and a liberal amount of alcohol thrown in for good measure the pair of them were fair steaming by the time they got in the taxi to go back to the hotel.

But amidst the friendly banter, reminiscence and over indulgence Pastor Morgan agreed to marry them on Saturday morning.

 

When they woke up the next morning cuddled up cozily together the realization of what they had done suddenly dawned on them as they lay comfortably beneath the duvet.

“We’re really doing it aren’t we?” Dorcas said as she hugged him

“Yes I think we are” he replied

“Cool” she said

After a few minutes she suddenly went rigid.

“What about witnesses?” she said with real alarm in her voice “or a bridesmaid?”

“Well…..” Ben began but she was already making a call and heading for the bathroom.

“Helen!” she said

 

After half an hour sitting in the bathroom with the door shut talking to Helen, Dorcas emerged and was much calmer.

“Helen was a great help” she said “I feel much better now, but we need to go shopping”

 

So he took her to the Europa Centre where he sat watching the Water Clock as he drank a pint of Guinness outside the Irish Pub.

Ben watched the glass bowls empty over and over again while she was buying a dress for the wedding which he wasn’t allowed to see and then she chose a suit for him which he wasn’t allowed an opinion on.

 

On Saturday morning they were up early and got downstairs for breakfast as soon as they started serving and all the time they were there breakfasting Dorcas kept fidgeting and looking at her watch or fiddling with her phone and she hardly ate a thing in fact Ben ate most of hers as well.

He assumed that it was just pre wedding nerves so he didn’t say anything and just enjoyed the extra helping.

They had been in the breakfast room for about an hour and he had just poured himself another coffee when all of a sudden Dorcas leapt up and said

“Come along, things to do”

“What?” Ben replied “I haven’t finished my coffee”

“No time for that” she insisted “Let’s go”

Well, a lesser man may have thought that if that was a sample of what was to come he might have been making a mistake, but not him, he just attributed her demeanor and tone to the same nerves that provided him with two breakfasts so he trotted out after the beautiful and excitable little minx.

When he caught up with her in the reception he was just about to make himself comfortable on a luxurious sofa when his sister Helen and his best friend Gary came bustling through the front doors.

Dorcas squealed and ran to embrace Helen.

“Thank you, thank you, thank you”

She screamed as she kissed and hugged Ben’s sister

In the meantime he went over to Gary and asked

“What are you doing here? How did you….”

Then it dawned on me, the previous day’s long conversation in the bathroom between Dorcas and Helen when they had obviously hatched this plan.

“We couldn’t miss it mate” Gary said accompanied by a man hug

“I even suffered the budget air redeye just to be here”

And much to his chagrin he would be returning that night by the same mode.

With all the squealing and giggling from Dorcas and Helen the group had attracted the attention of Christophe, the hotel manager, who they had come to know quite well over the previous week.

Ben caught his eye and he had that look on his face that all Hotel Managers wear when something has occurred that they was not expecting.

So he spent the next five minutes explaining the circumstances of how they came to be in his reception and causing a commotion.

“You are getting married today?” he asked and vigorously shook his hand and then kissed Dorcas on both cheeks

“That is wonderful news”

Then he repeated the process with Helen and Gary, he couldn’t have been happier if they had been his own kith and kin.

Ben went on to explain that his sister and his best friend had only flown in that morning and would be returning to England that evening.

“Ach so” he exclaimed and raised a finger “Ein moment” and went over to the desk.

After a few moments converse with the receptionist he returned to him brandishing a key card.

“The groom must not see the bride before the Church, I think” he stated “So the gentlemen may use this room as a dressing room”

“Thank you so much Christophe” Dorcas said and kissed his cheek like he was a kindly uncle.

 

Gary and Ben left the hotel at 11.30am in one of the two cabs Christophe had secured on their behalf and made their way to St Georges Church in Westend.

When they walked in to the Church it was as he expected, largely empty.

Pastor Morgan and his wife Clair were standing by the altar, and there was an elderly man, who he presumed was the organist as he was seated at the organ, other than that there was only Gary and the groom.

Ben stopped suddenly and said

“Rings? I haven’t got any rings”

“Don’t panic” Gary said “I’ve got them, Helen picked them up from your house last night”

He relaxed again and then they continued up to the altar where James and Clair welcomed them and then a tall gangly young man then came to join them

“Ah Sebastian” The pastor said “come and meet the groom and best man”

Then he turned to Ben and said accompanied by an inclination of the head

“Sebastian is going to video the service so you have something to show your parents”

 

By the time the organ started playing the bridal march a small congregation had assembled and he recognized a handful of familiar faces among them as being from the Hotel, one of them was the Hotel manager Christophe, even the registrar Claus was there.

But his eyes were quickly drawn to his bride to be, Dorcas, and she looked absolutely stunning.

The ceremony itself seemed to pass by in an instant but at the moment they said I do, they both felt complete.

 

After the wedding breakfast in the Hotel restaurant Helen and Gary had to leave for the airport which despite the fact they would be home the next day was a tearful farewell.

The newlyweds returned to the bar for another drink before they decided to retire and when they reached the reception desk Christophe was there waiting for them and said

“Mr. and Mrs. Overton, please accept with our compliments an upgrade to one of our deluxe suites for your wedding night, I have already taken the liberty of having your personal belongings transferred from your old room” and handed him a key card

“Oh wow” Dorcas said and planted another kiss on the cheek of the “kindly uncle” before they went upstairs to consummate their union in a luxury suite.

 

He awoke first in the pale winter light of dawn with Dorcas cuddled into him with her head on his chest.

And when she eventually stirred he said

“Good morning Mrs. Overton”

“Oh I like how that sounds” she said and kissed his chest

“It doesn’t sound as classy as Fox-Martin” he suggested

“No” she agreed “but I like it a lot”

“I love you Dorcas” he said

“I love you too” she replied and they made love in the half light.

 

Later they reluctantly had to leave their luxurious suite and the comfort of their duvet and begin their journey home as Mr. and Mrs. Overton and break the news to their respective parents that there will be other things for them to talk about for the foreseeable future.

It was all going to make for a very interesting Christmas dinner at his mums but the two of them definitely thought it was worth it though.