Friday, 15 July 2022

Downshire Diary – (75) Is there a Doctor in the House?

Downshire is a relatively small English county but like a pocket battleship it packs a lot in, a short but beautiful coastline, a channel port, the Ancient forests of Dancingdean and Pepperstock, the craggy ridges and manmade lakes of the Pepperstock Hills National Park, the rolling hills of the Downshire Downs, the beautiful Finchbottom Vale and farm land as far as the eye can see from the Trotwood’s and the Grace’s in the south to the home of the Downshire Light infantry, Nettlefield, and their affluent neighbour’s, Roespring and Tipton in the north but our story begins slightly further south equidistant between Nettlefield and the Oxley’s, in the beautiful village of Heathervale.

 

Chris Palmer was new to the area having moved to Nettlefield from Purplemere following a very acrimonious divorce.

He was a relatively good looking man who was fast approaching his 40th birthday, with a good physique and short sandy hair, greying at the temples and was possessed of piercing blue eyes.

He also had had very bad luck with the opposite sex, which was why he was now divorced, but he planned on turning over a new leaf and leaving his courting days far behind him.

As he was rubbish at picking the targets for his affection he decided the safest thing to do was stop picking.

 

After his divorce he decided not only to give up on relationships but also to give up on Purplemere, so he sold up and planned to head for pastures new.

His reason for moving to Nettlefield in particular, over all the other places he might have chosen either in Downshire or beyond, was the Heatherlands District Health Centre.

It was a large practise that serviced a large area, covering Nettlefield itself, Oxley Green, Heathervale, Oxley Ridge and Tipton and Chris had been fortunate enough to land the job as practice manager and he also found himself a nice little flat in Nettlefield.

The senior partner at the Health Centre was Dr Clarisse Lowe, a tall statuesque woman who dressed in tweed, she had Chestnut hair, a voluptuous figure, lovely long legs and a generous frontage, who was in her mid-forties and was just the kind of woman Chris would have fallen for in his previous life.

But he was a new man and besides she was probably a lesbian because she seemed to have a very close relationship with one of the practice nurses, Josie Minter, a skinny blonde girl ten years her junior.

But the fact that he suspected Clarisse was playing for the other side didn’t stop him admiring her lovely long legs or her impressive cleavage at every opportunity and Josie’s sexual orientation, if he had read the situation correctly, didn’t prevent her from flirting with him outrageously on a regular basis.

In fact her flirty behaviour led him to what was a false assumption, namely that she swung both ways, because she was very definitely straight and the close relationship she shared with the lovely Doctor Lowe was as a result of Josie being her step daughter.

 

Clarisse had been married to Edward Lowe, who had been an eminent surgeon in Downshire, he had also been twenty years older when he married her and he had two children from his first marriage, Josie being the oldest.

The marriage was a happy one but only lasted five years because Edward died suddenly on the Tipton Twelve Trees Golf course after suffering a heart attack.

She had been a widow for 10 years which had left her lonely but also afraid of risking her heart on someone who might end that loneliness.

 

But apart from the fact that she had vowed not to risk her broken heart again she also had instigated a policy at the practise forbidding fraternisation between members of staff, so even if she were so inclined toward Chris she wouldn’t be disposed to go against her own edict.

But the heart wants what the heart wants which was why two people who despite their reluctance to expose themselves to love again and who were very definitely not looking for a relationship, let alone love, found it anyway when they got together after having to work very closely together on the Easter weekend.

 

As a bi-product of the loving relationship Clarisse had found with Chris she scrapped the “No Fraternizing policy” which meant that the surgical gloves were off in regard to work place relationships and for the two of them that decision had far reaching consequences.

 

In the weeks that followed Clarisse’s decision it emerged that there were already numerous relationships going on in spite of her policy.

But she didn’t mind because she was so happy and then at Christmas when her step daughter Josie got together with his brother Darren a weight was lifted off her shoulders and by the following Easter

Clarisse and Chris were living together in the village of Heathervale in a six bedroom converted farmhouse that was originally her marital home which after her husband Edward’s death she shared with her stepdaughter Josie.

 

She would have thought that since Chris had arrived in her life in January Cupid had been very well employed with the staff at Heatherlands Health Centre and the immediate family and friends but as they achieved the second anniversary of their meeting he was still at it.

 

One such time for Cupid was on New Year’s Eve when Clarisse’s younger brother Simon was expected to make the journey to Heathervale to see in the New Year with his favourite sister and the man that was making her so happy.

 

Simon Pratley was forty two years old and was back in Downshire for the first time in five years.

He had been living and working in Australia for the previous ten years where he was a helicopter pilot for an oil company, but after his 12 year marriage ended in bitter divorce he decided it was time to return to the UK and more specifically Downshire.

Fortunately as he worked for Transglobal Oil and Gas Exploration, which was a multinational conglomerate, he was able to transfer to the European operation without too much difficulty.

And he managed to get three months off into the bargain which he was planning on spending with his sister.

 

The plan was that Simon Pratley would make it to Heathervale in time to see the New Year in with his sister and step niece, and their respective partners.

But the best laid plans can go awry and such was the case for Simon, firstly his arrival in the UK was 12 hours late due to mechanical problems and they had to make an unscheduled stop in Dubai where he changed flights to an Emirate’s plane and then when he landed his baggage was still in Dubai.

That put him in a very bad mood and he drove recklessly on his way to Heathervale, despite the adverse weather conditions, in an attempt to make inroads into the time he’d lost.

He was fortunate that his risk taking didn’t have dire consequences but his luck finally ran out when he was only three miles from his destination.

As he was so close to his sisters village he got complacent and when he met a car coming out of the fog in the other direction driving equally recklessly he panicked and forgot what country he was driving in and swerved right instead of left and ended up putting his hire car into a ditch. 

Due to the fog the other driver didn’t notice where he ended up and so didn’t bother stopping.

 

He was lucky, he only had a few superficial cuts and bruises when he looked in the mirror, the hire car on the other hand was buggered as was his mobile phone so he had to abandon the damaged vehicle and walk the last two miles in the damp drizzle and mist.

 

The New Year’s Eve celebration at Clarisse’s house was in essence a dinner party, and apart from Clarisse and Chris, the formers stepdaughter Josie and the latter’s Brother Darren, Doctor Karen Clarke and her Husband Michael, practise Phlebotomist Lisa Bird and her partner Erin Rose, and finally Clarisse’s cousin and fellow Doctor Sarah Goodfellow.

 

Sarah was the only one of the guests who wasn’t local to the area as she worked at the Dancingdean Health Centre in Shallowfield, and the only reason she was there apart from seeing Clarisse was to see Simon who was her childhood sweetheart.     

The only thing that split them up was a silly argument and monumental pride which prevented both of them from apologizing.

 

Simon and Sarah were made for each other which was why they both had failed marriages behind them, because they could never find anyone else who could truly make the other happy.

 

So when Sarah heard on the grapevine that Simon was returning to Downshire, and more specifically to her cousin Clarisse’s New Year’s Eve party she made a phone call to get herself an invite.

Sarah didn’t disclose her motive for being there but Clarisse knew she had an ulterior motive but she played along because she also thought they belonged together and furthermore she knew that Simon still carried a torch for her too.

 

But on the night of the party when the phone call came to say he was running late and Clarisse declared that he wouldn’t make it in time for midnight and that news was not well received by an unhappy Sarah who took solace at the news by draining her glass and then following it immediately by another.

 

On New Year’s Eve during the party the phone call came to say that Simon was running late and Clarisse declared to the other guests that he wouldn’t make it in time for midnight and that news was not well received by an unhappy Sarah who took solace at the news by draining her glass and then following it immediately by another.

 

By the time Simon trudged the final one hundred yards to his cousin’s house all the guests had gone home, apart from Sarah who was too drunk to leave.

The house was in semi darkness as he approached as everyone that remained had either retired for the night or were in the process of doing so. 

He banged loudly on the oak door and waited and was just about to bang again when he saw movement behind the glass.

The door opened slowly and a man with a good physique and short sandy hair man of a similar age to his was standing there.

“Can I help you?” he asked

“Yes hi I was looking for Clarisse” he replied “I’m Simon”

“Simon?” Clarisse said as she emerged from her hiding place behind Chris

“Hi Clarisse” Simon said

“My God are you ok?” she asked when she saw the state of him

“Oh yes” he said having forgotten about his mishap “I pranged the car a couple of miles from here”

“Well come in” she said fussily “Come in”

“Thanks” he responded

“Where are you bags?” she asked

“Dubai”

“Oh you have had an adventure haven’t you” she said “I think we’ll get you settled in the spare room and you can tell us the whole story when you’re rested, you and Chris are a similar build, you can lend him something can’t you darling?”

“Of course” Chris replied and then the two men shook hands.

 

Clarisse led the way with Simon and Chris chatting in her wake like they’d known each other for years but when they reached the guest room landing the adjacent door flew open and Sarah emerged and began

“What the fu…?”

But when she saw her heart’s desire standing there battered, bruised and soaking wet she stopped in her tracks and smiled

“What’s happened?”

“I crashed the car” he replied but was unable to hide the delight that he felt at seeing her

“Oh my poor wounded soldier” she said and took his arm and steered him towards the door “I’ll look after you”

She opened the door and allowed him to enter and just before she closed the door she said to Clarisse

“I’ll look after him, I’m a doctor you know”

“Good night then” Clarisse said and laughed and then to Chris she added “now let’s get you to bed and I’ll take care of you”

 

Once the door closed they just stood and looked at each other until Simon broke the silence

“Does that mean I’m going to feel the benefit of your bedside manner?”

“Better than that, you will be feeling the benefit of my healing hands” she said

“Oh just what the doctor ordered” he said before he added “I’ve really missed you”

“God I have missed you so much” she echoed and then they kissed.

 

It was about 8am and Clarisse and Chris were cuddled up together under the duvet when she said

“We need to get a wriggle on”

“Do we have to move?” he whined, “I’m cosy”

“Yes” she said curtly “We have to be at the surgery in two hours, and if you hadn’t been so demanding you might have had more sleep”

 

When Clarisse was showered and dressed she left Chris getting ready and went downstairs to the kitchen and found Sarah was sitting on Simon’s lap wrapped in his arms and a Duvet.

“What’s all this then?” she enquired “I didn’t expect you to be up this early”

“We haven’t been to bed yet” Sarah replied

“Oh?” Clarisse expressed with a raised eyebrow

“We’ve been talking” Sarah said in response and giggled

“And what was the result of this conversation?” she asked as she walked towards them and kissed them both

“The result is that we are re-coupled” he said

“That’s not a very romantic way of putting it but its wonderful news” Clarisse said and then remarked to Simon

“And you look better than you did last night”

“That’s because the good Doctor performed her medical expertise on me” he replied

“I don’t think I want to know any of the details” Clarisse retorted

“Oh dear I managed to make it sound dirty and it really wasn’t” he said defensively

“I am a healer” she said smugly “Dr Sarah strikes again”

“I suppose you’re feeling very pleased with yourself” Clarisse said to her as they hugged

“Well I do have a reputation to preserve” she retorted

“I have a reputation as well,” Clarisse said feigning indignantly

“Yes you do darling” she said and kissed her just as Chris, Josie and Darren entered the kitchen and after she put the kettle on they sat down and chatted over coffee.

 

After about half an hour Chris pointed out the time and Clarisse said 

“I have to get to the surgery, my patients need me, and they are obviously in awe of my prowess as a medical practitioner extraordinaire”

“No seriously” Sarah said, “Why do you have to go?”

“Cheeky cow” Clarisse said and tried to clip her round the ear, but she dodged the blow and high fived Josie.

Clarisse then kissed them all good bye and she and Chris went to the surgery.

 

Clarisse and Chris returned to the house in the middle of the afternoon and found Sarah and Simon cuddled up under a duvet on the sofa, Sarah was fast asleep but Simon’s eyes were open and he smiled when he saw her.

“Have you two had a nice day?” she whispered

“Very nice” he replied and slipped out from under the duvet and her out of the room and kissed her cheek.  

“While you’ve been spending the day canoodling under the duvet I sorted your car out” Clarisse said

“In what way?” he asked

“I phoned Richards Recovery and they towed the car to the garage” She said “And they will notify the hire company”

“You are an amazing woman” he said

“No, Sarah is an amazing woman” she corrected him “so don’t let her slip through your fingers again”

“I have no intention to” he assured her

“In that case” she said “let’s all go out for dinner to celebrate”

“We would love to but…” he began

“But what?” she asked

“I don’t have any clothes” he said

“Good point, I’ll go and ask Chris to sort something out for you” she suggested “which will tide you over until your luggage catches up with you”

“If that’s ok” he said

“Of course it is he’s got more clothes than I do” Clarisse said

“I’m glad you found someone” he said

“So am I” she responded “I never thought I would find love again, but I have and I love him to bits”

“It shows”

“Good, I want everyone to know” she said 

Downshire Diary – (74) The Ginger Amazonian Conclusion

Downshire is a relatively small English county but like a pocket battleship it packs a lot in, a short but beautiful coastline, a channel port, the Ancient forests of Dancingdean and Pepperstock, the craggy ridges and manmade lakes of the Pepperstock Hills National Park, the rolling hills of the Downshire Downs, the beautiful Finchbottom Vale and farm land as far as the eye can see from the Trotwood’s and the Grace’s in the south to the home of the Downshire Light infantry, Nettlefield, and their affluent neighbour’s, Roespring and Tipton but our story begins considerably further south in the Finchbottom Vale although the players in this tale come from every corner of the county.

 

A group of University friends were camping at the Eastern end of the Finchbottom Vale, on the Maxlins camp site in Sharpinghead that was once a working railway station before it fell afoul of Dr Beeching and his draconian cuts.

The campsite was attached to Maxlin’s Holiday Camp and although the campgrounds were nothing to do with Maxlin’s, all those attending did have day passes to use some of the amenities.

 

They were just spending a week relaxing before they returned to Abbottsford University for their 3rd year.

One of them was Sean Hallows who had gone to Maxlins with his long term girlfriend Daisy.

He was a rather ordinary looking lad, a bit of a bean pole with scruffy blonde hair and a bad complexion, the only remarkable thing about him was his heart. 

 

He had to return to his tent one morning after breakfast because he had forgotten his phone.

“Get my sunnies while youre there” his girlfriend Daisy said

“Ok” he retorted and set off at pace. 

They were about ten minutes walk frrom the food hall but with his great long strides he did it in five and he went to Daisy’s tent first and went inside without hesitation as he knew where she kept her sun glasses.

But as soon as he got inside he stopped dead in his tracks as her best friend Katie Bell was still in the tent, though not still in her sleeping bag, in fact she wasn’t in very much at all really.

She was kneeling down, facing the flaps, pulling a T-shirt over her head, apart from that she was only wearing her underwear.

Sean stood motionless by the opening spellbound by the vision of the girl he had been in love with for almost a year.

She was a big Ginger Amazon of a girl almost as tall as he was, long limbed, busty and beautiful, well he certainly thought so, which was why when he came upon her in a state of near undress he couldn’t take his eyes off her, and there was a lot of her to look at.

Katie hadn’t noticed him at first as her long ginger locks had fallen across her face but when she did she made no attempt to cover herself and chose instead to glare at him.

In utter embarassment and uttering appologies he retreated to his own tent red faced but she pursued him and as it was her spectacular nakedness that had caused his blushing she quizzed him over his peeping when he all but confessed the truth to her about his love of her and then they lay in his tent and shared a kiss that they had both longed for over the previous year.


The following couple of days there was a little awkwardness between them, but not because they felt guilty for what they did, the kiss was electrifying, so the reason for the awkwardness was simply that they wanted to do it again although neither of them actualy knew how the other one felt.

However on the third day while most of the group were on a day trip to Pepperstock Castle they spent the day in Katie’s tent where they spent much of the day in eachothers arms.

“Daisy is so lucky” she sighed as she lay with her head on his chest.

“I don’t think she would agree” he replied as she kissed his chest

“Why?”

“She doesn’t really like kissing and cuddling or sex for that matter” he explained

“What?” she asked incredulously as her lips moved to his neck.

“Daisy doesn’t really like it” he repeated

“You mean she doesn’t like this?” She asked as she kissed from his neck across his cheek to his mouth.

“She’s not as enthuiastic about it as you” he said as she returned her lips to his neck

“What a waste” Katie said

 

After that afternoon canoodling in her tent they only had one more chance to embrace when they managed half an hour for a kiss in the

disabled toilet.

 

And following the holiday they went their separate ways for the remainder of the summer break and when they got back to Abbottsford for their final year the awkwardness between Katie and Sean returned.

The problem was, that Katie, Daisy and Sean all lived in the same house along with three other friends.

It was an old Victorian house with the rooms spread over three floors, Katie and Daisy had rooms on the ground floor while Sean’s was on the top floor, so it was very difficult for him to either get to his room or to Daisy’s without bumping into Katie.

Not that he didn’t like seeing her, he did, very much, but being so close and not being able to embrace was torture.

But after there last kiss at Maxlins camp site they both agreed that they should call a halt to the affair before it went too far as it wasn’t fair on Daisy.

 

However things suddenly changed one day in October when as she walked out of her room towards the bathroom Katie saw Daisy rush past and then heard the front door slam.

 

At the same moment Sean slipped out of Daisy’s room into the hall and to his surprise he met Katie coming the other way, wrapped in a towel.

He did a double take, thinking “where the hell did she come from”, he thought Daisy and he had the house to themselves.

Katie didn’t speak at first she just looked at him before she said accusingly

“Did you just upset Daisy?”

“Not exactly” he replied

“Then what did you do?” she asked

“I didn’t do anything” he said

“Well something upset her” she pointed out

“Well it wasn’t me” Sean said

“Well if you didn’t upset her then what’s got into the silly cow” Katie snapped

“That’s not a very nice thing to say about your friend” he said reproachfully

“I know” she admitted “I’m just jealous that she’s your girlfriend”

“Ah” he uttered

“If I was really being mean I would point out that I’m prettier than she is and that I like snogging” she reiterated

“Just a bit” he said

“Just a bit, just a bit” she repeated disbelievingly

“In fact I love it” she added and kissed him and afterwards she said.

“I’m sorry, I know we said it had to stop, but I couldn’t resist”

“You won’t hear me complain” he remarked

“It’s a shame it’s not the time for Katie to get Daisy’s fellas lips” she said wistfully looking into his eyes

“They’re not hers” he said

“What do you mean?” Katie asked

“They’re not Daisy’s lips” Sean said

“They’re more hers than mine” Katie pointed out

“Not anymore they’re not”

“What do you mean?” she asked

“She’s dumped me” he said

“Why?” she asked with alarm “Was it because of us?”

“No” he replied “it turns out she’s in love with someone else”

“My God who?” she asked

“India”

“India?” she asked “India, who went on holiday with us?”

“Yes”

“The little mousy girl with the wonky eye?” she asked

“Yes that India” he confirmed

“You mean Daisy’s a Les?” Katie asked indelicately

“Yes” he replied “which kind of explains why she didn’t like sex much”

“She’s a Les?” Katie repeated

“Apparently so”

“I wonder why she never tried anything with me” she mused

“Go figure” he retorted

“I know it’s unfathomable” she said with a frown

“Never mind that just ponder the question, if Daisy is a lesbian and she’s dumped me then….” He said and she just looked blankly at him still wearing the frown and then suddenly she exclaimed

“Oh” she exclaimed and the frown faded to be replaced with smile

“So does this mean that you’re mine now?”

“Only if you want me” he replied

“All for me” she said “and no sharing”

“That’s the general idea” Sean said

“Cool” Katie said

“Is that a yes then?” he asked

“I’ll let you know after I’ve had a kiss”

She replied

“Well I don’t think I want to just on a maybe” he said

“There’s no maybe about it” she confessed “You know I want you”

“Good” he said “then I’m all yours”

“And only mine?” she asked

“And only yours” he agreed

“Goody” she said “Now it’s time for Katie Bell to kiss her boyfriend”

Downshire Diary – (73) The Homecoming Muse

 Downshire is a relatively small English county but like a pocket battleship it packs a lot in, a short but beautiful coastline, a channel port, the Ancient forests of Dancingdean and Pepperstock, the craggy ridges and manmade lakes of the Pepperstock Hills National Park, the rolling hills of the Downshire Downs, the beautiful Finchbottom Vale and farm land as far as the eye can see from the Trotwood’s and the Grace’s in the south to the home of the Downshire Light infantry, Nettlefield, and their affluent neighbour’s, Roespring and Tipton in the north but our story begins in the East, or more precisely, 20 miles inland from Sharpington-By-Sea, equidistant between Finchbottom and Pepperstock Green, in the sprawling village of Denmead.

 

Owen Carrington’s Uncle Glyn died on New Year’s Day and left him his Cottage and a small cash sum, more than enough to keep him going for a few more years.

He left it to him because he felt they were kindred spirits, he wanted to be a writer himself but his father made him get a proper job, Owen really liked him and he was a great story teller, and it was his Uncles colourful tales that helped him when he was writing his novels.

His death came as a great shock as it was sudden though not unsurprising given his health.

 

So that was how he found himself living in a lovely Victorian Cottage in the quaint Downshire Village of Denmead.

It was a very tranquil place though not without its distractions. 

From his study he could look out through the open French windows and across the expanse of lawn to a stand of ancient woodland, there was no fence to separate garden and wood the two just merged.

And on the other side of the wood was the hub of the village, the Green Oak, everyone seemed to go there at some point, either for a drink, the restaurant or the coffee suite.

 

As a writer Owen’s star was definitely in the ascendency after the success of his first Romantic novel “The Maiden Muse” but the change in the fortunes of his writing career were not universally well received, his publisher liked it, his new agent loved it, the bank manager was ecstatic about it but his mother was disappointed by it because she thought it was a bit girlie.

 

But it wasn’t just his writing career that was climbing high, so was his love life thanks to his muse and lover, Juliana Molesworth, who had brought his writers block to an end, and since she had become his muse he had become a writer of bodice ripping romances which had proved to be an occupation which suited him very well indeed.

And it suited him in many ways, but the main benefit was that he was able to work at home, so he had no tedious commute every day and his working day was flexible to the point that some days he didn’t write at all.

This afforded him the opportunity of playing a round of Golf during the working week when most people had their noses to the grindstone or even taking a day out to go fishing.

 

Owen Carrington’s muse and lover Juliana Molesworth, was in her third year at the University of Downshire where she studied English at Abbottsford.

In the short time they had been together she had come to mean everything to him so in the final weeks of the year he did something that rocked her world, he asked her to marry him, and she said yes.

 

Since the day of the proposal they missed each other terribly while she was at University and he was in Denmead time hung heavy so he was really looking forward to her coming home for the three week Christmas break.

 

Due to some heavy snow fall over night and him having to clear the drive before he could get the car out of the garage, he was about forty minutes late leaving for the drive to Abbottsford.

He called ahead to let Juliana know he was running late but she was ok about it as she was all behind herself.

 

He got to Juliana’s place around one o’clock and miracle of miracles she was ready to go.

Half an hour after he finished loading the car they finally got away when she had finished saying her goodbyes of course.

 

When they got back to Denmead he thought Juliana would be eager to be reunited with her nearest and dearest, but it turned out that she was more eager to be reunited with him.

“Don’t take me home yet” she said as they entered the village

“Aren’t you in a hurry to see your mum and dad?” he asked

“Yes, but I want to spend a couple of hours with my fiancé first” she said

“I like the way that sounds” Owen replied

 

He parked on the drive and walked to the door and went inside and they had barely got through the front door before she launched herself at him and kissed him.

“Merry Christmas” she said

 

They spent a pleasant couple of hours cuddling on the sofa as they watched a classic Christmas movie and when it was finished he was allowed to take her home to be reunited with her family.

 

It was starting to snow again as he reversed onto the Molesworth’s drive, it was little more than a flurry really, barely even enough to qualify as a light shower.

He unloaded the car while Juliana rushed inside and hugged her waiting parents and he traipsed in with her stuff amidst the scene of reuniting embraces and jovial laughter.

And after a farewell kiss when his duties were fulfilled he left the Molesworth’s to their reunion and drove home.

But he knew he would see his homecoming muse again the next day. 

Downshire Diary – (72) French Cuisine

 

Danny Popkin was not looking forward to another boring business dinner the latest in a long line of such wasted evenings and at 35 years of age he was really looking for something more in his social life, in fact he was actually looking for more in his life.

Certainly something more than just another fabulous restaurant for yet another expensive meal or as they say another “dining experience” at someone else’s expense.

He pulled up outside the latest restaurant, this time The Runcible Spoon in Purplemere, a place of great renown, but he still had a feeling of dread, despite the great venue, wonderful cuisine and the great ambience, it was just as he expected, more boring business talk, more boring company, basically more people who like him didn’t really want to be there.

But after the pre-dinner drinks, quelle surprise, out of the blue and quite unexpected, une jeune fille, and how pretty she was, la belle fille, Florence Clerembeax, the niece of the financial director from the Paris office, a petite well-tanned girl with huge brown eyes and long hair the colour of burnt caramel.

“Quelle jolie fillee” Jason thought
“Do you mind if she joins us?” her father asked
As if they would mind, a bunch of boring business men having dinner or a bunch of boring business men and a beautiful young woman having dinner.
No contest as far as Jason was concerned because he was instantly besotted by the beautiful young woman.
When the waiter came, the American next to him ordered a steak, well done
“And for you monsieur?” he asked Jason
“I’ll take her, any way she comes” he said in his head but when he looked across at Florence she was smiling as if she knew what impure thoughts filled his head about a girl 12 years younger than him.

“I’ll have the same” he said ordering something he didn’t really want, to cover his embarrassment over his impure thoughts about what he did want.

His thoughts extended to every aspect of her, and what she would look like as he peeled through the layers of silk, satin and lace.

He wanted her to tantalise all his senses, sight, sound, smell, touch and taste,

His sight had already been fed but he wanted more, her sound was sweet and her accent seductive, the smell of her perfumed scented skin was exotic and intoxicating, and touch which had been restricted to a hand shake and so he felt her electrifying touch on his skin but the taste was as yet unfulfilled.     

But all through the meal knowing looks were exchanged and every time their eyes met he felt like a schoolboy again, and still he was convinced she could read his mind.

They laughed and joked and pretty much ignored the rest of the table, but all too soon the evening was over and everyone went their separate ways and Jason was deflated as he got into his taxi.

Until that is he reached his Hotel and sitting in reception of the Worsted Viper Hotel was a smiling Florence.

“How did you kno…” he began but she silenced him with her lips and he finally got the taste of her.

Downshire Diary – (71) Heatherlands – Doctor in Love

 

Downshire is a relatively small English county but like a pocket battleship it packs a lot in, a short but beautiful coastline, a channel port, the Ancient forests of Dancingdean and Pepperstock, the craggy ridges and manmade lakes of the Pepperstock Hills National Park, the rolling hills of the Downshire Downs, the beautiful Finchbottom Vale and farm land as far as the eye can see from the Trotwood’s and the Grace’s in the south to the home of the Downshire Light infantry, Nettlefield, and their affluent neighbour’s, Roespring and Tipton in the north but our story begins slightly further south equidistant between Nettlefield and the Oxley’s, in the beautiful village of Heathervale.

 

When Chris Palmer moved to Nettlefield from Purplemere following a very acrimonious divorce he had sworn off women for good.

But he was a relatively good looking man who was fast approaching his 40th birthday, with a good physique and short sandy hair, greying at the temples and was possessed of piercing blue eyes, so he didn’t go unnoticed.

 

His reason for moving to Nettlefield in particular, over all the other places he might have chosen either in Downshire or beyond, was the Heatherlands District Health Centre.

It was a large practise that serviced a large area, covering Nettlefield itself, Oxley Green, Heathervale, Oxley Ridge and Tipton and Chris had been fortunate enough to land the job as practice manager and he also found himself a nice little flat in Nettlefield.

 

The senior partner, and Chris’s boss, at the Health Centre was Dr Clarisse Lowe, a tall statuesque woman who dressed in tweed, with Chestnut hair, a voluptuous figure, lovely long legs and a generous frontage, who was in her mid-forties and was just the kind of woman Chris would have fallen for in his previous life.

 

Clarisse had been married to Edward Lowe, who had been an eminent surgeon in Downshire, he had also been twenty years older when he married her and he had two children from his first marriage, Josie being the oldest.

The marriage was a happy one but only lasted five years because Edward died suddenly on the Tipton Twelve Trees Golf course after suffering a heart attack.

 

She had been a widow for 10 years when Chris arrived in her life, her widowhood had left her lonely but also afraid of risking her heart on someone who might end that loneliness

But apart from the fact that she had vowed not to risk her broken heart again she also had instigated a policy at the practise forbidding fraternisation between members of staff, so even if she were so inclined toward Chris she wouldn’t be disposed to go against her own edict.

But the heart wants what the heart wants which was why two people who despite their reluctance to expose themselves to love again and who were very definitely not looking for a relationship, let alone love, found it anyway.

 

 

As a bi-product of the loving relationship she began with Chris, Clarisse scrapped the “No Fraternizing policy” which meant that the surgical gloves were off in regard to work place relationships which was just what the doctor ordered for a lot of the staff, but for doctors 

Tony Dark and Denise Guilford it made no difference at all because they had been romantically involved for two years.

The scrapping of the relationship ban should have given them the green light to come out of the closet but the simple truth was that they rather liked the closet, they enjoyed the sneaking around.

 

When they were around other people at the health centre they were cold and aloof, but in private they couldn’t keep their hands off each other, so whenever an opportunity to enjoy some intimacy presented itself they grabbed it with both hands.

And from the first moment when Denise made the decision to seduce Tony it opened up a whole new world of sensual pleasure, dirty, lustful, naked pleasure.

They both loved the excitement of sneaking around and it made them very aroused and they had to indulge themselves wherever they could.

Sometimes they did it in his house, occasionally in hers, at times they met at hotels and from time to time they did it at the surgery and even on occasion in her car, but never in his as it was far too small.

 

However as time went on their appetite for spending time together grew exponentially so at The Heatherlands District Health Centre staff Christmas Party which was held at The Foothills Hotel in Oxley Ridge, they made a decision.

They had found it tortuous during the party, not to be able to hold each other’s hand, as they often did when they were together, or dance together on the dancefloor.

They had to maintain the cold and aloof stance that typified the relationship they allowed people to see.

But later that night after he had sneaked into her room they lay huddled beneath the duvet in the afterglow and hatched a plan for their perfect Christmas.

 

Both Denise and Tony were from the southern end of the county, she was from Abbottsford while he came from Sharpington and they both had family remaining there, and further more they were expected for Christmas.

However as part of their plan they told their respective families that they were on call over Christmas, it was a real shame but they had drawn the short straw so they would have to miss out on the festivities.

They weren’t on call obviously and they were going to have their own festivities and the location they chose was a cottage in the Hamlet of Oxspike on the edge of The Pepperstock Hills National Park.

 

The reason that the couple chose that particular getaway destination was four fold, firstly they would be alone, second there was no chance of seeing anyone they knew, thirdly the nearest neighbour was half a mile away and lastly because Oxspike was high up in the crags of the park they often got snow up there and Denise and Tony wanted a white Christmas to make everything perfect.

 

The Pepperstock Hills National Park stretched from the bare, and often barren crags of Oxley Ridge in the North to the dense wooded southern slopes on the fringe of the Finchbottom Vale and from Quarry Hill, and the Pits in the West to Pepperstock Bay in the East.

It is an area of stark contrasts and attracted a variety of visitors.

The Quarry Hill side of the park to the west, as the name suggests, was heavily Quarried over several hundred years, though more extensively during the industrial revolution, the Quarries had been un-worked for over fifty years and nature had reclaimed them and the former pits had become lakes and were very popular with anglers and the sparse shrubbery and woodland made it popular spot with courting couples whereas the northern crags and fells were popular with climbers and more hardy folk.

 

Denise and Tony had booked Pike’s Farm Cottage from the 23rd of December to the 27th, so it was a cold miserable Friday morning when Tony picked Denise up in a quiet corner of the car park of the Nettlefield branch of Stephenson Supermarket.

A mixture of rain and sleet peppered the windscreen as they left the car park and headed towards their Christmas getaway, half an hour later the rain and sleet had turned to snow and they were jubilant that they were in for a white Christmas but by the time they reached Oxley Ridge they were in a blizzard and they were less euphoric.

 

The roads were barely visible in places the higher they climbed and Tony had to drive very gingerly along the exposed stretches, but after ten minutes they got lucky when a Land Rover pulled onto the road ahead of them so he got in its tracks and followed it for the next four miles and then just as they were beginning to feel comfortable, disaster struck twice in quick succession firstly when the Land Rover turned off and then seconds later the car heater stopped working. 

So they pressed on with caution as they were less than four miles from their destination but as a result two of those miles took almost an hour to cover.

But when they were within striking distance of the cottage Tony got a bit cocky and lost control on the final bend and spun the car and went arse end first into a snow bank.  

 

He tried to drive out of it but to no avail and resigned himself to the fact that they would have to walk the last half a mile.

“it looks like we’re walking from here” he said and got out of the car and the wind cut through his thin clothing like it wasn’t there but he quickly got his coat on and went to the back of the car where he found the boot staved in and he was unable to open it.

“Shit” he said and had to go in the back of the car to put the seats down to retrieve the luggage.

Once he had the bags out he noticed that Denise was still sat in the passenger seat.

He was about to point out to her that he was freezing his nuts off when he noticed she was crying.

“Hey, what’s wrong?” he asked gently and sat in the driver’s seat so he could hug her.

“I don’t know what I would do if I lost you” she said between sobs

“Well I’m not planning on going anywhere” Tony said “Apart from somewhere warm, and I’m planning on taking you with me”

“But what if you’d been killed? How would I live without you in my life?” she asked and cried again

 

After he had reassured her that he was never going to leave her they gathered their bags together and made the short but nonetheless difficult walk to Pike’s Farm Cottage.

They were very cold by the time they got there but Tony had to just drop his bags and immediately do a return trip to get the rest of the bags.

“Be careful” Denise said and held him very tightly 

“I’ll be fine honey” he said “put the kettle on and I’ll be back before it’s boiled”

 

It was half an hour before he returned and not only had she boiled the kettle but she had lit the wood burner, had the water heater working as well as having some tinned soup warming on the hob.

“Thank God” she exclaimed and hugged him “I was beginning to get worried”

The reason for her concern was that the wind had strengthened while he was gone and walking in thick snow while being battered by a howling wind meant that he made slow progress.

“Are you ok?” she asked

“Ccccold” He said through chattering teeth

“Come on” she ordered “we need to warm you up”

The cottage wasn’t much warmer than it was when they first arrived but the wood burner was giving off some significant warmth so she steered him over to that and left him there while she checked on the status of the hot water.

She went into the kitchen and the indicator light on the water heater told her they had a full tank, so she took the soup off the hob, and then went to the bathroom and turned on the taps.

 

She went into the kitchen and the indicator light on the water heater told her they had a full tank, so she took the soup off the hob, and then went to the bathroom and turned on the taps.

 

When she returned to the little sitting room he was still stood in front of the fire and he had steam rising from his legs and he was still shivering.

“Ok let’s go” she said and took him from the sitting room, through the hall and upstairs to the bathroom.

Once inside the steamy bathroom she turned towards him and said

“Right, get those wet clothes off”

He tried to comply but he couldn’t feel his fingers as he struggled with the buttons.

So Denise had to undress him, normally a rather enjoyable activity, but this time it was rather less so.

“What on earth were you thinking?” she barked as she undid his shirt “you silly man”

He didn’t respond, as the chattering of his teeth appeared to be worsening.

“You could have died out there,” she continued pulling down his trousers and pants

“You could have died” she repeated and smacked his bare bum cheek

“Ok get in”

But he didn’t do as she instructed.

“What’s wrong?” she asked

“Yyyyou tttoooo” he stuttered

“Ok” she said “you get in and I’ll get the towels”

 

“How are you feeling now?” she asked as they both lay in the foamy water

“Much better” he replied

“Good” she said “Because I’m not ready to live without you”

“There’s no chance of that” he said and kissed her neck

“I think it’s time to get out now” she said and stood up, then she stepped out of the bath and wrapped towels around herself

“Let’s get you on your feet” she said and reached down

“It’s ok I can manage” Tony said and stood up but Denise was on hand to help him if he needed it and when he was out she immediately festooned him with towels.

She was very attentive to him and when she had finished patting him dry he sat down on the toilet and pulled her onto his lap.

  

It was about 8 pm and Denise was sitting on Tony’s lap wrapped in bath sheets and his arms when she said.

“We need to get moving before you get cold again”

“Do we have to move?” he whined, “I’m cosy”

“Yes” she said curtly “we need to eat something hot and then we can get cosy in bed”

 

Tony and Denise quickly got dressed and went downstairs and ate the soup she had prepared and then they went upstairs to bed but barely a word passed between them as they got themselves ready and got beneath the duvet.

“You’re very quiet” she observed as the cuddled up

“That’s because I’m thinking” he replied

“What are you thinking about?” she asked with foreboding, had she overdone the concern? Had she mothered him or smothered him.

“I was just thinking how lucky I am that my Christmas wish has been granted”

“What Christmas wish?”

“I wished that there was more to our relationship than just sex” he replied “and today I found out that there was”

Denise gasped when he said the words and then asked

“Do you mean it?”

“Yes” he replied

“That’s what I wished for too” she said

“I love you Dr Guilford”

“And I love you” Denise said

Downshire Diary – (70) The Ginger Amazonian Assignation

 

Downshire is a relatively small English county but like a pocket battleship it packs a lot in, a short but beautiful coastline, a channel port, the Ancient forests of Dancingdean and Pepperstock, the craggy ridges and manmade lakes of the Pepperstock Hills National Park, the rolling hills of the Downshire Downs, the beautiful Finchbottom Vale and farm land as far as the eye can see from the Trotwood’s and the Grace’s in the south to the home of the Downshire Light infantry, Nettlefield, and their affluent neighbour’s, Roespring and Tipton in the north but our story begins considerably further south in the Finchbottom Vale although the players in this tale come from every corner of the county.

 

A group of University friends were camping at the Eastern end of the Finchbottom Vale, on the Maxlins camp site in Sharpinghead that was once a working railway station before it fell afoul of Dr Beeching and his draconian cuts.

The campsite was attached to Maxlins Holiday Camp and although the campgrounds were nothing to do with Maxlins, all those attending did have day passes to use some of the amenities.

 

They were just spending a week relaxing before they returned to Abbottsford University for their 3rd year.

One of them was Sean Hallows who had gone to Maxlins with his long term girlfriend Daisy.

He was a rather ordinary looking lad, a bit of a bean pole with scruffy blonde hair and a bad complexion, the only remarkable thing about him was his heart. 

 

He had to return to his tent one morning after breakfast because he had forgotten his phone.

“Get my sunnies while youre there” his girlfriend Daisy said

“Ok” he retorted and set off at pace. 

They were about ten minutes walk frrom the food hall but with his great long strides he did it in five and he went to Daisy’s tent first and went inside without hesitation as he knew where she kept her sun glasses.

But as soon as he got inside he stopped dead in his tracks as her best friend Katie Bell was still in the tent, though not still in her sleeping bag, in fact she wasn’t in very much at all really.

She was kneeling down, facing the flaps, pulling a T-shirt over her head, apart from that she was only wearing her underwear.

Sean stood motionless by the opening spellbound by the vision of the girl he had been in love with for almost a year.

She was a big Ginger Amazon of a girl almost as tall as he was, long limbed, busty and beautiful, well he certainly thought so, which was why when he came upon her in a state of near undress he couldn’t take his eyes off her, and there was a lot of her to look at.

Katie hadn’t noticed him at first as her long ginger locks had fallen across her face but when she did she made no attempt to cover herself and chose instead to glare at him.

In utter embarassment and uttering appologies he retreated to his own tent red faced but she pursued him and as it was her spectacular nakedness that had caused his blushing she quizzed him over his peeping when he all but confessed the truth to her about his love of her and then they lay in his tent and shared a kiss that they had both longed for over the previous year.

 

The following couple of days there was a little awkwardness between them, but not because they felt guilty for what they did, the kiss was electrifying, so the reason for the awkwardness was simply that they wanted to do it again although neither of them actualy knew how the other one felt.

 

On the third day most of the group were going on a coach trip to Pepperstock Castle for the day, but the night before Sean tripped over a guy rope on the way back from the pub and twisted his ankle, so he cried off and said he was going rest it for the day.

 

Daisy gave him a goody bag, containg a sandwich, crisps and a bottle of water then she kissed him good bye in the tent and told him to be good.

But Katie was standing behind Daisy and as he caught her gaze his eyes betrayed his thoughts.  

 

Katie wasn’t going on the trip to Pepperstock Castle because she and a girl called India were driving over to Sharpington instead.

Katie was originally from Sharpington and still had family in the town so she had planned to spend the day visiting them while India was meeting up with a girl she’d met the night before.

 

Katie knew in the second that she made eye contact with Sean that he wanted to share a kiss with the ginger amazon again, so as soon as she dropped India by the pier she drove back to Sharpinghead again, she could always spend the evening with her family instead.

 

As soon as Daisy and the group left Sean limped over to the shower block and had a long refreshing shower and tried to think of how he was going to spend the day on his own.

He was really dissapointed that Ginger Katie wasnt going to be spending the day with him or he with her.

He returned showered and shaved to his tent and got himself ready and then he had an idea of what to do. 

 

Katie got back to Maxlin’s camp site in double quick time and after parking the car she stopped at the washrooms to freshen up, applied make up and perfume and made her way to Seans tent.

She took a deep breath before she burst in through the flaps and said

“Surprise!”

But there was no one there, the tent was empty.

“Bollocks” she exclaimed and then she muttered under her breath as she trudged back towards her own tent

“I drive like a mad thing to get back here and no snog, I could be having tea and cake with my Aunt and not getting a snog, I didn’t need to drive all this way”

 

Sean was at that moment sitting at a picnic table where he had eaten his crisps and sandwich and he saw Katie as she bounded along towards his tent.

He saw her enthusiastically enter his tent and then exit again and trudge forlornly towards her own.

 

So he stood up and limped after her as she went sulkily to her own tent and caught up with her just before she entered.

“This is a nice surpise” he said “I wasn’t expecting to see you today”

“Oh its you” she said as she turned around while trying to hide her obvious delight

“Arn’t you pleased to see me?” he asked already knowing the answer

“I havent come back to see you” she lied

“Oh I thought you came back for another kiss” he said

“Well you were mistaken” she retorted

“So you don’t want a kiss then?”

“Not bothered one way or the other” she replied

“Well if you don’t want to then there was a cute blonde in the picnic area who seemed very interested” he said

“Don’t you dare” she squeeled and bundled him into the tent and on to her sleeping bag.

“If there’s any kisses on offer” she said as she half lay on top of him

“Then I’m having them all”

“They are very definitely on offer” he confirmed and her lips touched gently onto his.

Downshire Diary – (69) Making Plans with the Muse

 

Downshire is a relatively small English county but like a pocket battleship it packs a lot in, a short but beautiful coastline, a channel port, the Ancient forests of Dancingdean and Pepperstock, the craggy ridges and manmade lakes of the Pepperstock Hills National Park, the rolling hills of the Downshire Downs, the beautiful Finchbottom Vale and farm land as far as the eye can see from the Trotwood’s and the Grace’s in the south to the home of the Downshire Light infantry, Nettlefield, and their affluent neighbour’s, Roespring and Tipton in the north but our story begins in the East, or more precisely, 20 miles inland from Sharpington-By-Sea, equidistant between Finchbottom and Pepperstock Green, in the sprawling village of Denmead.

 

Owen Carrington’s Uncle Glyn died on New Year’s Day and left him his Cottage and a small cash sum, more than enough to keep him going for a few more years.

He left it to him because he felt they were kindred spirits, he wanted to be a writer himself but his father made him get a proper job, Owen really liked him and he was a great story teller, and it was his Uncles colourful tales that helped him when he was writing his novels.

His death came as a great shock as it was sudden though not unsurprising given his health.

 

So that was how he found himself living in a lovely Victorian Cottage in the quaint Downshire Village of Denmead.

It was a very tranquil place though not without its distractions. 

From his study he could look out through the open French windows and across the expanse of lawn to a stand of ancient woodland, there was no fence to separate garden and wood the two just merged.

And on the other side of the wood was the hub of the village, the Green Oak, everyone seemed to go there at some point, either for a drink, the restaurant or the coffee suite.

 

As a writer Owen’s star was definitely in the ascendency after the success of his first Romantic novel “The Maiden Muse” but the change in the fortunes of his writing career were not universally well received, his publisher liked it, his new agent loved it, the bank manager was ecstatic about it but his mother was disappointed by it because she thought it was a bit girlie.

 

But it wasn’t just his writing career that was climbing high, so was his love life thanks to his muse and lover, Juliana Molesworth, who had brought his writers block to an end, and since she had become his muse he had become a writer of bodice ripping romances which had proved to be an occupation which suited him very well indeed.

And it suited him in many ways, but the main benefit was that he was able to work at home, so he had no tedious commute every day and his working day was flexible to the point that some days he didn’t write at all.

This afforded him the opportunity of playing a round of Golf during the working week when most people had their noses to the grindstone or even taking a day out to go fishing.

However his muse was in her third year at the University of

Downshire where she studied English at Abbottsford.

In the short time they had been together she had come to mean everything to him so in the final weeks of the year he did something that rocked her world, he asked her to marry him, and she said yes.

 

Since the day of the proposal they hadn’t really had a chance to talk much about the engagement and setting a date for the wedding, Owen had publishing deadlines and Juliana was busy with assignments that needed to be in by Christmas, so the opportunity hadn’t arisen.

Despite that they were quite chilled about the whole thing and wouldn’t have thought it a very high priority had it not been for her mum Lavinia who had been acting like a thing possessed.

She had gone into total wedding planner mode and kept pestering the two of them for details.

So when she arrived home at the beginning of December she suggested they go back to his cottage, partly to escape her mum, but as the house was empty it would be the perfect opportunity to discuss the big event and make the important decisions without any interruptions.

So that was how they came to be sitting in the lounge talking about the wedding.

“Church?” he asked

“St Jane’s of course” she replied

“Agreed” he said and wrote it down

“Reception?” he asked

“The Clayton Manor” she replied

“Good choice” he agreed and added that to the list

“When?” he asked

“I don’t know about you but I thought it would be nice to do it on the anniversary of us getting together” she suggested

“I don’t remember when that was” he said scratching his head

“Well you remember the day you took advantage of me and stole my innocence” she stated

“I think you might be miss remembering the occasion Miss Molesworth” he told her

“I don’t think so” she said indignantly “I was an innocent until you got your grubby hands me”

“The way I remember it I didn’t have to take anything” he corrected her “you offered it to me on a plate”

“That’s not how it was at all,” she said giving him a playful punch

“The way I remember it, YOU seduced me,” Owen said

“I did not,” she said laughing and punched him again

After a couple of minutes of them both giggling he said

“I understand what you’re saying now, you want us to get married next year on the nearest Saturday to the day you seduced me” he said adding it to the list

“Yes” she said “two years from the day you first forced yourself on me”

“Ok you speak to the Clayton Manor about booking the hotel” Owen said “and I’ll go down and speak to the Vicar about St Jane’s”

“That’s settled then” she said and moved in very close to him, “Can we do some canoodling now”

“I think that’s what you had in mind all the time” he said “you didn’t want to discuss the wedding at all, there’s no hope for you is there?, you’re throwing yourself at me again”

“Are you going to kiss me or not?” she asked

“Oh alright then” he said and his kissed his darling muse.