Wednesday, 24 September 2025

In the Village of Pepperstock Green – Chapter (118) – Elementary My Dear Watson

November

 

The Pepperstock Hills National Park stretched from the bare, and often barren crags of Oxley Ridge in the North, to the dense wooded southern slopes on the fringe of the Finchbottom Vale and from Quarry Hill, and the Pits in the West to Pepperstock Bay in the East.

It is an area of stark contrasts and attracted a variety of visitors.

The Quarry Hill side of the park to the west, as the name suggests, was heavily Quarried over several hundred years, though more extensively during the industrial revolution, the Quarries had been un-worked for over fifty years and nature had reclaimed them and the former pits had become lakes and were very popular with anglers and the sparse shrubbery and woodland made it a popular spot with courting couples, whereas the northern crags and fells were popular with climbers and the more hardy folk.

To the south and east was an extensive tract of magnificent mixed forestry and was rivalled only by the ancient woodland of the Dancingdean Forest, which was where Jenny Sherman lived in the village of Springwater where she moved to after her divorce.

She was a trained Paramedic and worked at the Springwater Mountain Rescue Centre which was located on the outskirts of Springwater and was they last bit of civilization before you entered the Pepperstock Hills National Park.

It was a moderately sized complex, which housed a café, and a shop where you could buy everything from tents, sleeping bags, clothing, and footwear, to Sandwiches and Kendal mint cake.

In addition, there was the Springwater Mountain Rescue HQ, where the team met or assembled and where they stored all their equipment, and of course a manned first aid station where Jenny worked.

 

Jenny was an attractive woman, but with her blond hair scraped back into a ponytail she always looked severe.

She was a divorcee and in her mid-thirties and had long since decided that she would put all of herself into her work and draw a line under any hope of a romantic future. 

That was until Kevin Watson entered the Aid Station and re-entered her life.

It was mid-afternoon on a wet miserable day when she got a call on the radio to say that the mountain rescue team were bringing in a casualty, injuries were not life threatening but an ambulance would be required.

“All received thank you” she responded

It was a busy day for Jenny and fellow paramedic Sally Dixon, nothing major but a steady flow of cuts and bruises, sprained and strains, and a lot of blisters, much busier than they would have expected for a November day.

But getting a stretcher case in, re-energized them, even though they didn’t have any further details.

Jenny called for an ambulance and passed on the information they had received and would update when they had more to impart.

 

When the casualty arrived with the mountain rescue team Jenny and Sally went on to autopilot and quickly assessed him, it wasn’t until Jac was checking a cut on his forehead that she realised it was Kevin, her old flame, the one that got away.

All of a sudden, he opened his eyes and looked straight at her and said

“Jenny Sherman!” then he smiled and added

“I really love you” and then he closed his eyes again.

“I really loved you too” she thought to herself

 

While they were waiting for the ambulance Jenny questioned mountain rescue to find out what had happened because he wasn’t dressed as a hill walker.

As far as they were aware he was driving a hire car when he was run off the road, down a ravine and into a stream, but they didn’t know who the hire company was.

And as he was found on the bank of the stream they recovered none of his personal effects and his pockets yielded nothing, but thanks to Jenny, they did at least know his name. 

She was a little disappointed that his pockets were empty, if he had a wallet or driving license she might have gleaned some information about him, and his marital status.

Before she had a chance to muse on that too much, paramedics, Sam Liburd and Andy Mason arrived, so she returned immediately to paramedic mode and passed on all the relevant information and then they loaded Kevin onto the ambulance.

“Where are you taking him?” Jenny asked

“Pepperstock and District” Andy replied

“Ok I’m going to make some calls and try to find his family” she said

 

She watched the ambulance drive away and then she spent the next hour phoning car hire companies, in order to try and identify the origins of the car and by extension Kevin’s home address, and she was eventually rewarded for her efforts when she spoke to a young woman named Janine from Clarion cars, she was further furnished with his home address, which she was delighted to discover was in Pepperstock Green. 

 

The next morning, as it was her day off, she drove over in to Pipershaven to visit Kevin at the hospital, she had already phoned ahead and spoke to the ward sister and was told he was being discharged at midday, but when she reached the ward her courage deserted her, and she almost turned tail and ran.       

But she steeled herself and took a deep breath, and approached Kevin’s bed.

“Hello Kevin” she said, and he opened his eyes

“It was you” he said

“I thought I had dreamed you again”

“Again?”

“Yes” he replied

“Is that why you moved back to Pepperstock Green?” she asked

“How did you know I moved back?”

“I got your address from Clarion Cars” she replied

“Oh, very Sherlock Holmes” he said

“Elementary my dear Watson” she retorted and laughed

“I called round to the house but there was no one home”

“I live alone” he replied, and her heart missed a beat

“Oh, I didn’t realize”

He didn’t elaborate further, and she couldn’t think of what to say to make him say more so she changed tack.

“When I phoned Clarion, they said they will get Richards Recovery to tow the car out of the stream, and they will also arrange to deliver your personal possessions to your house”

“Ah that might be a problem”

“How so?”

“I’ve lost my keys, and I only had the one set” he said

“Oh, that’s ok, I anticipated that, and Dave Cooper will meet us at your house at 1.30”

“Us?”

“Yes, us, I’m going to drive you home” she said, and he nodded

“Thank you, but who is Dave Cooper?”

“Oh, didn’t I say? He and his brother, Steve, own and run Cooper Locksmiths” she explained

“Really?” he said quite astonished “how did you manage that?”

“Dave and Steve are both part of the Mountain Rescue and are obviously in awe of my prowess as a paramedic extraordinaire,”

“No seriously” Kevin said, “how did you manage it?”

“Cheek” she retorted

 

When they reached Kevin’s house it was 1.25 and there was no sign of a locksmith’s van, so Jenny parked the car and turned off the engine.

“So, what brings you back to Pepperstock Green?” she asked

“It’s a long story” he replied just as a top-of-the-line Range Rover pulled up and as the driver got out Kevin could see it was a very well-turned-out man in his mid-forties.

“Who on earth is this?” he asked

“That is Dave Cooper” Jenny answered

“He doesn’t look much like a locksmith,” Kevin pointed out

“No but he does look like the Managing Director of Cooper Security” she said

“Really?” Kevin said impressed

“Yes, but he started as a locksmith, and he likes to keep his hand in” Jenny answered and got out of the car.

“Dave!!” she said warmly

“My dear Jenny” he responded and embraced her

“Thank you for doing this Dave” She said “This is Kevin Watson”

“Ah” he said shaking her hand “So you are the lucky man, I saw the aftermath, and you could easily have died”

“Yes, I was very fortunate,” he agreed and then they went up the path to the front door.

Kevin was impressed with Mr. Cooper, he was a very likeable man, and very presentable, but impressed or not, he wasn’t sure he would gain access to the house with his good graces alone and his tool bag was conspicuous by its absence.

But once they reached the door, he slipped his hand in to his pocket and pulled out a bunch of keys and after a momentary perusal of the lock he said

“Ahhh, we’re in luck” He announced “it’s one of ours”

And after a few seconds he selected a key and opened the lock

“Easy as that” he said

“Wow” Kevin exclaimed, truly impressed

“Wow indeed” echoed Jen

“I can’t thank you enough” Kevin said and shook his hand

“What do I owe you?”

“Nothing” he said “I did it as a favour for my favourite paramedic”

“Thanks Dave” she said and kissed his cheek

“My pleasure my dear” he said looking at his watch “Well I must be off”

Dave Cooper took his leave and walked back to his car and Kevin whispered to Jenny

“I think he fancies you”

“No more than my other male acquaintances” she responded grandly as he stepped into the house

“What would his wife think?” he asked

“He doesn’t have one” She replied, “He’s a widower”

“What would your partner say?”

“I don’t have one” she replied “I’m single”

“Oh”

“I’ll leave you to rest now” she said, deciding to leave him to digest the information and then took her leave of him, and digest it he did as he made himself a coffee and sat in his armchair but while he drank it the phone rang and when he answered it, it was Clarion Cars and they had phoned to report that Richards Recovery had already picked up the car and they also notified him that everything was being dealt with on the insurance and he had nothing to worry about and they hoped he wasn’t injured in the crash and that his personal possessions would be returned to him forthwith.

 

After the phone call ended he sat back in the armchair and within minutes the long blinks set in, and he fell asleep until he was rudely awoken sometime later by the persistent knocking on the front door and when he opened it he found a small man standing there holding a small cardboard box.

The little man worked for Richards, Kevin invited him in, but he declined, so he just handed the box over and left and then he returned to his armchair and once again went to sleep.

 

It was 5.30pm when he woke up and cursed himself for sleeping the afternoon away, so he took himself upstairs and had a shower to wake himself up and he had just finished drying off when the doorbell rang.

Kevin slipped his robe on and made his way down the stairs, and the doorbell rang again

“Ok I’m coming” he called and got to the front door as quickly as possible, and on opening it he discovered Jenny standing the other side.

 

Jenny hadn’t spent the afternoon sleeping, she had spent every minute since she left him making the most of herself, hair, nails, eyebrows, outfit, shoes, and makeup.  

So, the version of her standing on the doorstep was stunning.

“Wow” he exclaimed

“Well, that’s precisely the reaction I was hoping for” she said and stepped inside and closed the door.

In the Village of Pepperstock Green – Chapter (117) – Remembrance Day

November

 

The Parker’s and the Wells’s had lived in Pepperstock Green for many generations and both families had been well represented in the Downshire Light Infantry over the years, and the latest were Sgt Joe Herriot and Lance Corporal Jade Wells.

The pair were not entirely unknown to each other, even though they were in different battalions and there were more than four years difference in their ages, because Joe had briefly dated her older sister, who was also in the Downshire’s, but Joe and Jade hadn’t seen each other since they broke up, until the day of the King’s Birthday Parade.

 

The parade was held on the same day as the Trooping of the Colour by the Household Guards, and it was held at the home of the Downshire Light Infantry in Nettlefield.

It was performed with less pageantry and was less grand than its London cousin, but was nonetheless as important, especially to the Downshire’s. 

He was part of the Honour Guard, and she was a flag bearer and right out of the blue she kissed him just before the Parade, but they never got the chance to revisit it as she went off on a training exercise with the 3rd Battalion while he remained at Regimental HQ.

 

In the time that elapsed he endowed the kiss with immense importance but was riddled with self-doubt and wondered if she was secretly glad that they hadn’t followed up and even wished it had never happened.

It didn’t help him that he had no means of contacting her except through official channels, which of course was a non-starter.

He just hoped that when she returned to Nettlefield he would find out straight from the horse’s mouth and put him out of his misery.

However, four days before she and the 3rd Battalion arrived back in Nettlefield the 1st Battalion were deployed at short notice to cover ports and airports due to a major security alert.

By the time the crisis was over, and Joe was back at HQ Jade was gone again, on a special weapons training course. 

 

As the months passed by and they kept missing each other Joe convinced himself that whatever it was that prompted the kiss back in June was an aberration, nice obviously, surprising undoubtedly, but in the scheme of things it was just an anomaly.

 

In November he was part of the Remembrance Day proceedings at the Pipershaven War Memorial and was walking towards the centre to the rallying point with about an hour to spare and stopped by the bridge and looked down at the moving water when a voice said

“Nothing better to do Sergeant?”

He vaguely recognised the voice but wasn’t sure, so he slowly turned around.

“Jade” he said, “I thought you were away weapons training”

“I was”

“When did you get back?” he asked unsure whether he should kiss her cheek or not, so didn’t

“A couple of days ago” she replied

“It’s great to see you” Joe said

There was an indeterminate period when they just stood looking at each other as they remembered the last time they were together and he wanted to say how tortuous the last few months had been, but he didn’t know if she’d even given him a second thought in that time, so the words wouldn’t come.

There was a quiet cough from behind her and when she turned around, she saw it was another soldier.

“I have to go” she said

“Oh ok, urm…” He began 

“I’m flag bearer at the Parade” She said

“Will I see you afterwards?” he asked

She just smiled and nodded and then walked smartly away, and he tried to read something into the smile, but he was still none the wiser, but then she reappeared.

“I’ll meet you back hear after the service” she said and with a sideways glance left and right she kissed him

“They’ll be more of that later” Jade said and trotted away at the double and he finally had his answer.

In the Village of Pepperstock Green – Chapter (116) – Strange Bedfellows

 November

 

Tom Russell and Jo Lynch were colleagues, and lived two streets apart in Pepperstock Green, but they were by no means friends, in fact they didn’t really like each other, so no one was more surprised than they were that they woke up in her room at the Mablethorpe Spa Hotel in Pipershaven, on the morning after a Halloween Party where their company had a number of table’s.

“So, that was surprising” Tom said as they lay in bed

“I can’t argue there” she agreed

“I didn’t even think we liked each other” Tom said

“We don’t, didn’t” she said and pulled a face

“Well, we must like each other a bit” he suggested “On some level at least”

“Well, maybe not “like”” she said as they sat in bed drinking coffee.

“How does that work?” He asked

“Well, it’s like this” she explained, “my work is my life, for now anyway, and I enjoy my own company, and I’m not really a sexual being”

“I can’t say I noticed that” he pointed out

“Well, every now and then I get an itch that I need someone else to scratch” she confided

“And the rest of the time?” he asked

“The rest of the time I do my own scratching”

“That I’d like to see” he said, but she just gave him a look, then after another glass of wine she elaborated

“When I first met you, I knew instantly that you were a man who wouldn’t be looking for ties and I found that very attractive”

“I’m not sure if I should be flattered or not” He said

“Be honest isn’t that what you thought when you first met me?” Jo asked

“Pretty much” Tom admitted after a moment’s thought

“Good, because I’m not looking for a life partner, just a “friend” with benefits”

“Oh” he exclaimed and then Jo drained her coffee cup and said

“Now I think would be a good time for another scratch”

In the Village of Pepperstock Green – Chapter (115) – Muddy Maxine

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Tuesday, 23 September 2025

In the Village of Pepperstock Green – Chapter (114) – Halloween Fright Night

October

 

On Halloween a small group of friends from Pepperstock Green, Maxine Hickey, Duane Frank, Jordan Downey, Jack Hibbert, Gemma Snow and Dorota Soporek planned to head to Sharpington-By-Sea for the Halloween Fright Night at the Sharpington Fun Park.

It was a popular destination even out of season, but Halloween always drew a great crowd for the illuminations, Fright Night and a Fireworks Display.

 

To get into the spirit of the evening they were all going in fancy dress, Gemma and Dorota lived in the same street, a couple of doors apart, and Jordan and Jack lived in neighbouring houses in the next street.

So, they left their respective homes and went to call for the boys because they had plans other than going to Sharpington.

Dorota was dressed as Buffy the Vampire Slayer and had a particular Vampire that she wanted to slay once she went in the back door at Jack’s.

 

Jack was wearing his Dracula outfit as he sat alone on the sofa watching TV when Dorota, in her skimpy skintight figure-hugging Buffy outfit, appeared in the doorway and said

“Trick or treat” and brandished a stake in one hand and a goody bag in the other.

“I definitely want a treat” he said

“That’s not how it works” she said “I’m supposed to get the treat”

“That’s what I had in mind” he said and leapt up and spun her around and deposited on the sofa and when she was laying on her back, he joined her there.

“If you try to bite my neck you blood sucking fiend, I will stab you with my plastic stake” she yelled

“Why would I want to bite your neck when I can kiss your gorgeous lips?” he said earnestly

“Ok I surrender” she exclaimed and discarded her sword and pulled his lips to hers.

 

Gemma meanwhile was dressed as a Witch, in a black cloak, pointy hat and black and white striped tights and planned on casting a spell on Jordan.

He had fallen asleep in front of the TV as he sat in his armchair in the lounge waiting to be called for and awoke suddenly to find Gemma standing in the doorway.

He wasn’t sure if what he was seeing was real or if he was dreaming, but if it was the latter it was a dream he never wanted to awake from, but he closed his eyes and when he opened them again she was still there, and he smiled as he watched her standing in the doorway dressed as sexy witch.

Her cloak was open, and she had a short black dress on beneath it, giving him a great view of her gorgeous striped legs, shaped by the fact she was wearing high-heeled ankle boots, and he thought she looked very sexy.

But then he chastised himself for thinking that way about his friend, as she suddenly brandished her wand and waved it with a flourish.

“Hello Gemma” he said nervously and in response she tucked her wand inside her belt and walked slowly and deliberately towards him without speaking and was enjoying the effect she was having on him, and that effect was quite profound and by the time she reached his chair he no longer looked at her as a friend.

She leant forward and put a hand on the arm rests, either side of him to support herself, and asked,

“Do I have your full attention now?”

“Oh yyyyes” he stammered

“It’s about time” she said and then she kissed him in a sloppy, wet, passionate way and he reciprocated in kind.

When she stopped a few minutes later she stood up, Jordan took hold of her hands and pulled her on to his lap and he kissed her some more.

 

After Gemma and Dorota had got their men, they waited for the Uber to arrive and when they set off the stopped briefly on the edge of the village to pick up a couple of Zombies, in the shape of Maxine and Duane.

 

Their first port of call when they arrived in Sharpington was the Pier and a visit to Bizzoni’s Ice Cream Parlour, which was a must, it just wasn’t possible to go to Sharpington and not sample their homemade ice creams, even in October, after that they went to the Sharpington Fun Park.

It was the first purpose-built amusement park to open in Britain, which had an assortment of rides, like the Rotor and the Wild Mouse, The Cyclone and the Morehouse Galloper all very tame compared to a 21st century roller coasters, but the park was still very popular.

 

They were not the only visitors to get into the spirit of the evening by wearing fancy dress, so there were plenty of Witches, Wizards, Vampires, Zombies, there were even a smattering of Vampire Slayers.

The first thing they did when they got to the Fun Park was to queue up for tokens.

Then the small group of friends joined the short queue for the Ghost Train, they were not surprised at the fact that it wasn’t very popular, it was a bit tame for the 21st century.

“Why are we going on this?” Maxine asked “it’s a bit lame”

“Don’t worry adrenalin girl” Dorota retorted “Well get to the big rides later, first things first”

“I’d rather do the Coaster” Jordan said, and Gemma punched his arm and said

“Later”

Gemma got in the first carriage and Maxine was about to sit next to her when Dorota got in ahead of her, Jordan and Jack quickly took the second, so she and Duane got the next one.

Maxine felt a bit awkward being in the same carriage as Duane, partly because Gemma had tricked her into dressing as a Zombie when Duane was also a Zombie, but mainly because she really fancied him, but she didn’t know what to do about it. 

“They weren’t very subtle, were they?” Duane said as they entered the darkness.

“What do you mean?” Maxine asked

“Making sure we were in the same carriage” he said

“Why would they want to do that?” she asked

“Because they know we like each other” Duane explained

“Do they, I mean do we?”

“Well, if we don’t, then I’ve made a terrible miscalculation” he said

“You have?”

“I thought you liked me as much as I like you, and you wouldn’t mind being alone in the dark with me as we trundle around the track, so that I could do this” he said and kissed her and the moment their lips touched she was in no hurry for them to part.

 

They were still kissing when the carriage emerged back at the starting point

“It worked then” Gemma exclaimed

“Good job” Dorota agreed and high fived her friend, while Jordan and Jack looked on blankly.

“Here” Gemma said to the operator as she handed him some tokens “That’s for those two”

“Are you sure they want to keep going?” the operator asked

“Oh yes” she retorted “Just prize them apart when the tokens run out”

In the Village of Pepperstock Green – Chapter (113) – Theatre Night

October

 

On the Northeast corner of the village of Pepperstock Green was where the Barnabus Boarding School was situated, and two of the second-year college students were Kayleigh Luck and Jack Huntly, albeit on different Courses.

They were casual acquaintances, the fact they were from the same village and on the same college course was purely coincidental, although she had appeared on his radar, but he very much doubted if he was on hers.

Most days they based were at Barnabus but two or three times a week they had classes at Pipershaven College and normally travelled home straight after College, sometimes at the same time, sometimes separately, but occasionally they would stay in Pipershaven for some reason or other, such as one day in the middle of March.

The college were given a fair number of complimentary tickets for the Heartstone Theatre in the town, which were distributed among the students on a first come first served basis.

Jack wasn’t particularly interested in the theatre, but his friend Barry got a couple of tickets.

“It’s not my thing” Jack said “And you won’t even tell me what the play is”

“Oh, come on” Barry urged “It’ll be a laugh”

“So, it’s a comedy then?”

“Come with me and find out” Barry said so he reluctantly agreed

“How bad could it be” he said to himself

 

After they left college they went into town and ate at a burger bar before walking to the Theatre and when they got there he realized just how bad it could be, and it was really bad, it was opera, but not Puccini or Verdi, he could have coped with that, he could even have coped with Gilbert and Sullivan.

But no, it was none of them, it was modern opera, about the 1980’s Minors Strike.

“I thought you said it would be a laugh?” Jack said when he saw the posters

“It will be” Barry assured him

 

Barry was wrong, it was not fun, and at the interval Jack said

“I can’t sit through any more of this shit”

And he left Barry and his protestations in his wake and headed straight to the bus stop.

 

On route it began to rain so he stepped up the pace and he had his collar up and his head down when he reached the entrance of the bus station and ran straight into another passenger trying to escape the rain and they both ended up on their backsides.

“I’m so sorry” he said getting quickly to his feet and proffered a hand to his prostrate victim, which was when he discovered that his victim was Kayleigh Luck.

“Nonsense, I wasn’t looking where I was going, my mind was elsewhere” she replied as she took his hand

“Mine too” he said “are you ok? Are you hurt?”

“Only my pride” she replied

They dusted themselves off, figuratively speaking, and there was a brief moment of silence.

“Are you heading back to the village too?” he asked redundantly

“Yes” she replied and looked at her watch “but we’ve just missed our bus, there’s another in half an hour”

“Shall we get a coffee then?” he suggested

 

They were sitting in a café on the opposite side of the street from the bus station at a table in the window when she asked

“So, what’ve you been up to tonight?”

“I’ve been through hell” he replied

“Bad date?”

“Worse than that” he said

“Oh, do elaborate” she urged

 “I’ve been to the Heartstone Theatre watching a very bad opera about Geordie miners” he said “if they’d been Welsh miners, they might have been more musical” 

“Yorkshire” she said

“What?”

“They were Yorkshire miners” she replied “According to the program”

“You were there too?”

“I was” she replied “I was dragged there by Linda”

“And you bailed too?” he asked and laughed

“I said I had a Migraine” she said and winced

“I feel guilty, but I just had to get out of there before I got one for real”

They were still laughing five minutes later when they saw a bus pull up across the road.

“We’d better go” she said

“Ok” he agreed

 

They had just got outside when Kayleigh froze like a rabbit caught in the headlights.

“What’s wrong?”  he asked

“It’s Linda” she replied and pointed “Over there”

Jack looked where she was pointing and spotted Barry a few paces behind her.

“Oh no there’s Barry too” he said 

“Come on” she said and took him by the hand and led him at speed across the road into the bus station and into the far corner

“They won’t see us in here” she said and opened the door to the disabled toilet.

“Well, it looks like we’ve missed another bus” he said

“I guess so” Kayleigh said and then she took him completely by surprise and kissed him, however a surprise it may have been, but unwelcome it was not, and she knew that immediately by the way he responded to her kiss, so as a result it went on longer than she first intended when the notion came into her head to capitalize on the situation.

“Well, that’s been a long time coming” she said when she eventually came up for air “I’m sorry I had to pounce but I got tired of waiting for you to make a move”

“I’m not complaining” he said “but I didn’t think I stood a chance”

“I guessed that which is why I needed to take drastic actions” she said “Which is why I had to deliberately knock you on your arse and drag you into a toilet”

“I’m glad you did” he said and then it was time for him to kiss her

“Come on” she said “or we’ll miss another bus”

“Ok” he agreed, and they slipped out of the disabled toilet and on to the concourse and they walked hand in hand to their bus stop.

“You know when I left the Theatre, I thought it had been a waste of an evening” he said

“And what do you think now?” she asked

“I would say that it hasn’t been a complete waste” he replied “Only the first half”

“Good answer” she said and stopped to kiss him

In the Village of Pepperstock Green – Chapter (112) – Still Waters Run Deep

October

 

In the village Dawn Durrant was the post mistress, she was a rather plain middle-aged woman just the wrong side of 40, who was quite small and slim, choosing to dress in all black, and was a very stern looking woman, who rarely smiled, with short brown hair and wire rimmed spectacles over which she peered superciliously at all and sundry.

The general consensus in the village was that she was either a Witch or just a dried up old spinster, but Phil Boocock, landlord of the Black Wolf, knew that still waters ran deep and that there was more to the harsh faced Post Mistress than met the eye, because she was also his mistress.

He knew what lay beneath the drab exterior of her black attire, though everyone believed she wore thick black tights, he knew she only ever wore stockings, and her underwear, when she chose to wear any, was always black and always sexy.

Phil also knew you should never judge a book by its cover and if the poisonous clique in the village knew her as he did, they would have known there was nothing cold, or dried up about her, but having said that he would not want any of them to share her bed, or her heart, as he did.