Twenty-three-year-old Lisa Kincaid-Smith lived at number 4, Windmill Cottages in Mornington-By-Mere with her parents and two older siblings.
She was five foot
eight with luscious thick ginger curls tumbling down onto her shoulders and
mesmerizing green eyes, a curvaceous and perfectly proportioned figure.
Lisa also had a heart
as big as a house and felt blessed to have 4 particularly good and longstanding
friends.
Apart from the fact they all lived in
Mornington and were all 23 years old, the five girls also went to Abbottsford
University together.
And it was while they were at University
that Lisa Kincaid-Smith, Megan Murray, Carina Crockford and twin sisters
Cordelia and Corliss St George performed as the Jackson 5 for the first time.
It was during rag week on their first week
when they donned gold lame flares and black wigs and sang “I want you
back” and from that moment it became their party piece and one that had been
repeated on many occasions since.
So when they signed up for the Sharpington
Day Parade on Bank Holiday Monday, a Charity event which raised tens of
thousands of pounds every year, much of which was collected by volunteers
rattling tins along the route whilst in fancy dress, it was a forgone
conclusion who they would dress up as.
Sharpington-by-Sea was a traditional
seaside resort complete with a Victorian Pier, seafront hotels, crazy golf,
ballroom, well maintained gardens, promenade, theatre and illuminations, all
the usual things to have a great time by the seaside, as well as amusement
arcades and of course the Sharpington Fun Park.
Which was the first purpose built amusement
park to open in Britain, which had an assortment of rides, like the Rotor and
the tame compared to a 21st century roller coaster but still fun.
But on the August Bank Holiday Monday it
wasn’t the Fun Park people were interested in.
It was the parade that attracted people
from all over Downshire and beyond and Carina had an idea to make their Jackson
5 homage even better by having all the girls professionally made up to match
Megan Murray’s skin colour which was dark caramel due to her mixed race
heritage.
However much to her consternation her
suggestion wasn’t greeted with universal approval.
That was mainly due to the fact that the St
George girls were very white with pale skin and blue eyes and Lisa was a proper
ginger who actually ended up paler when she went out in the sun.
Although their concerns centred more on not
wishing to look ridiculous rather than the fear of any offence they might
cause.
However their fears were soon put at ease
when Carina explained what she had in mind.
Since leaving University Carina Crockford
had worked in the makeup department at the Purplemere Studio’s and it was there
where she had charge of a group of trainee make-up artists and among them were Karen Cooper and Ivana Holubova, and it was they who Carina had persuaded to make the
girls up.
Also she had co-opted the help of Sue Moss and Lisa Mendez from the
costume department.
As a result the girls reluctantly agreed to
go along with it but reserved judgement on whether they would allow themselves
to be seen in public made up and costumed.
As it turned out the makeup and costumes
were so good that on the day of the parade no one realised that only one of the
Jackson 5 was actually black.
It was only at the very end of the day as
they were getting into the car when Lisa’s wig fell off to reveal her ginger
hair that a member of the public realised something was amiss.
There was however no public outcry though
they got a mention in the Sharpington Courier and there was talk of a
Police investigation but nothing came of it and the tale of
the Jackson 5 passed into modern folklore.
After Lisa
Kincaid-Smith left University with her degree she took a job as Trainee
Accountant at the Mornington Brewery.
She could have done
better financially had she gone to a bigger company in Purplemere or
Finchbottom but she had no desire to leave the village that she had lived in
all of her life and saw no reason to do so merely for a larger pay check.
The job at the brewery
however came at a price, because she was straight out of University she needed
to gain some actual experience in a much busier office than the Mornington
Brewery could offer.
So a 3 year placement
was arranged with Curtis and Scott in
Purplemere, which was only a relatively short drive from Mornington.
She would also sit additional exams over that time and at the end of the
three years she would work full time at the Brewery.
Paul Douglass had spent years looking for “the one” but consistently failed to locate
her.
Even years of running the gauntlet of
well-meaning friends, throwing what they considered to be suitable candidates
in his path, had not paid dividends.
The problem was that he was too fussy, apart
from her needing to be a tall redhead, “the one” also needed to meet his usual
criteria, attractive, kind, loving and have a true heart.
But in addition he was searching for someone with a moral compass, a
practicing Christian preferably, a church goer at least, though not someone
permanently on their knees, a devout girl but not a pious one.
He wanted a girl who was sexy but not tarty, attractive but not vain, feminine
and possessed of modesty.
A girl with good dress sense, free of tattoos and body piercings, well
mannered, and lady like, definitely not someone who drank from a bottle.
However with every passing day Paul had become convinced he was looking
for someone who didn’t really exist.
Lisa Kincaid-Smith met most, if not all, of Paul’s criteria, she was blessed with great kindness, a quality in his
opinion unfailingly underappreciated in the modern world, a shining girl, intelligent and academically
bright, and inclined towards an unquenchable work ethic.
Attractive but not showily so, Lisa was certainly feminine, red haired
and tall.
But there was something else in her nature, just simple goodness perhaps,
which was a quality that Paul had not bargained for nor included in his wish
list.
Lisa believed in goodness and everlasting life and of course good and evil.
Lisa too was searching, she was searching for a man who shared her faith
and who put others before himself, a good man, a dependable man and she had
sought him all of her life.
So you would have thought that, considering they were in reality
searching for each other, and that they were actually perfect for each other,
they might have realised by that point that the other actually existed.
The fact that they didn’t was all the more surprising when you consider
that they worked in the same building for the same company even if it was only for
only two days a week.
Paul had worked for Curtis and Scott, in Abbottsford, since he left
school aged sixteen.
He started in the yard, fetching and carrying, loading and unloading, but
that was almost 10 years ago.
Now he was assistant manager and ordered others to fetch and carry,
leading him ultimately to spend more and more time behind a desk and glued to
the phone.
He was more accustomed to working on the shop floor and in the yard
amongst hard working, hard living, and hard talking men and was all too
familiar with their baser natures.
But somehow he had always managed to raise himself above the mire and
walked the Christian path.
Yet he had always had to walk that righteous path alone.
Lisa worked for Curtis and Scott two days a week as part of her
Accountancy training, she spent the first year of her placement in the smaller Purplemere
office.
But when the recession hit, the company had to rationalise and the Purplemere
office closed.
There were redundancies as well, in both towns but Lisa was lucky enough
to be able to transfer her placement to the head office.
The recession also hit Paul pretty badly, he had to watch a lot of good
people made redundant, and his workload had to increase to make up the short
fall in manpower.
This also meant that what little free time he had previously was as a
result greatly reduced.
Lisa was not wholly happy with her situation either, when it first
happened she was sad because she had made some good friends in the Purplemere
office, and then she’d had to travel much further to get to work in Abbottsford
in an office where she knew nobody.
But it was only two days a week and she decided to stay at a motel for
one night to minimise the travel but that wasn’t the worst of it.
She was placed in a busy office on the Finance and Admin floor, among a
gaggle of chattering young girls, she thought they were girls even though they
were older than she was.
She thought they were girls compared to her as they were younger in
outlook and very immature.
Lisa was instantly unpopular with them, firstly because she was replacing
someone they liked, someone nearer their own age, someone equally vacuous and with
equally loose morals who let them skive and secondly because she was a grownup in
comparison who was good at her job.
Lisa was instantly at odds with the silly tarty girls in their short
skirts and low cut tops, loudly sharing the intimate details of their latest indiscretions
with anyone in earshot.
“Look at me, look at me” they seemed to scream “everybody look at me”
She thought they were the type of girls who ended up drunk in the gutter
showing the world their manicured intimate parts.
She despised them for their baseness and they despised her for her quiet
efficiency and mocked her for her diligence, in fact they openly mocked her to
her face.
They also called her names behind her back, steel draws, the nun, little
miss cherry and Mary, as in the Virgin Mary.
However all of this was water off a ducks back to her, she just ignored
them and got on with her job, and her diligence didn’t go unnoticed.
She was always the go to girl when there was something important to be
done because of her work ethic.
Lisa didn’t mind being the odd one out or being the butt of her colleague’s
jokes, she was happy with her life choices and knew that brash tarty girls come
and go and in the 18 months she was in Abbottsford, she was a constant and she
now had the experience and the qualifications were not far away.
She looked forward to a time when she would share her work place with
people of like mind and her life choices would be the norm, which she knew she
had waiting for her at the Brewery.
As for the men in the building they all seemed perfectly happy with empty
headed tarts, in fact the tartier the better seemed to make them most
content.
Paul worked on the fifth floor in the logistics department but he occasionally
had to go down to Finance and Admin on the third floor, to discuss invoices or
purchase orders but he only ever noticed the tarty girls he never saw Lisa working
diligently at her desk with her head down.
He treated all the women on the third floor with equal contempt and he
tarred them all with the same brush.
For 18 months Paul Douglass and Lisa Kincaid-Smith worked in the same
building, if only for two days a week, and they never met until one Friday evening
in October.
Paul had been working late again and got in the lift on the fifth floor
at 7.55pm.
He was not in the best of moods as he had not intended to work that late,
he had somewhere to be, and he didn’t want to be late.
Lisa had worked later than planned as well, as it was Friday the lazy
little princesses had all finished early in order to go out and get drunk to
point of unconsciousness, or shit faced to use the modern parlance, before having
a knee trembler in a bus shelter, or behind the bins.
But whatever state they would end up in they had left her to do all the
reports.
She stayed as late as possible but then she had to go, so she packed up
and grabbed some folders and headed towards the lift.
Lisa would ordinarily take the stairs but with her arms full of homework
for the weekend she decided to take the lift.
She pressed the button and a moment later the doors opened and she
stepped in.
The lift wasn’t empty, a man that she vaguely recognised was in there
already and he had a bundle of files under his arm too, she gave him a cursory
glance, he definitely wasn’t one of the dogs that sniffed around her office but
she must have seen him somewhere.
When the doors opened and Lisa stepped in, his heart sank but then on
closer inspection he thought that she wasn’t dressed like one of the third
floor sluts and she didn’t smell like a tarts handbag either so he thought he
could cope.
It was a shame really because physically she ticked all his boxes, it was
just a shame she was from the 3rd floor.
“At least there’s only one of them” he thought to himself “and its only
three floors”
The doors closed and the lift started to descend, but after a few seconds
the car came to a juddering halt.
The doors closed and the lift started to descend, but after a few seconds
the car came to a juddering halt.
“Oh no” Lisa said “Why today?”
She said it without anger or fear and that impressed Paul it was said
more out of exasperation.
“Somewhere to be?” Paul asked and pressed the alarm
“Yes” she replied and put her things on the floor but didn’t elaborate.
He supposed she was going clubbing or something equally frivolous.
“How many of you are there?” A voice asked
“Two” Paul replied
“Ok, we’ll have you out as soon as possible”
It was Paul’s turn to put his things on the floor and then he sat down
beside them.
“I hope it won’t be too long” he said
“Why? Do you have somewhere to be?” she asked and also sat down
“Yes I do” he replied “and I particularly wanted to be there on time”
“Oh yes? What is it a new restaurant?” she asked
“Of a sort” he replied
“What about you?” Paul asked “are you off clubbing?”
“Certainly not” she said with disgust “I have more important things to do
with my time”
Paul was just digesting her answer and considering his next question when
the lift came to life again and continued its descent.
“Excellent” He said and stood up, then he offered his hand to Lisa
“Quite so” she agreed and took his hand “Thank you”
“My pleasure” he said
And by the time they had gathered their things together the lift had
reached the ground floor and the door opened.
Paul stood aside and let her exit first which he thought she would
probably consider an act of sexism.
“Thank you” she said appreciating the gentlemanly gesture and added
“I hope you make it on time”
“You too” he replied
They quickly got to their respective cars and headed in opposite
directions.
Lisa lived the closest or at least the motel was the closest and she was
fed, showered, changed and on her way out the door before Paul had even reached
his front door.
Ordinarily she only stayed at the motel on Thursday night but because she
had something on that night which she knew would finish late, she stayed an
extra night.
When Paul got home, he closed the door behind him and went straight to
the kitchen and made himself a sandwich.
He ate it far too quickly to be healthy and was still chewing as he
stepped into the shower and he knew he would have heartburn for the rest of the
night.
He dried himself and dressed in warm clothes and was then on his way.
Paul parked the car in Church Street and checked his watch as he hurriedly
walked toward his destination, and he was twenty minutes late.
He looked through the window and saw it was quite busy and a queue had
formed.
Paul walked around to the side door and walked in and undid his coat as
he did so
“I’m terribly sorry I’m so late” he said “I got stuck in a lift”
“Well they all say that” she said as she turned around and Paul saw that it
was the girl from the lift.
They stood smiling at each other for a moment as they realised that their
mutual life long search for “the one” had come to an end at the South
Abbottsford soup kitchen.
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