Tuesday, 21 June 2022

Downshire Diary – (24) Never Judge a Book

 

It was a beautiful June evening when Neil Etherington and his colleague Jonathon Hardman were sat by the river in the beer garden of the Mulberry Tree in the village of Brocklington, which was about six miles downstream of the River Deighton discussing the upcoming weekend.

The two friends both worked for a firm of architects called New Horizons whose head office was in Sharpington by Sea.

Neil had a cottage in the Village and Jon was staying with him while his house the Dulcets was being fumigated.

The reason they were discussing the weekend was because he had two tickets to the Downshire versus Surrey one day match at the Abbottsfield cricket ground.

The main topic of the conversation was whether they would drive to Abbottsford early on Saturday morning or go up the night before and stay at a hotel and they were on their third pint of Mornington Ale when Neil’s phone rang.

He picked it up and checked the caller ID and saw it was his boss Russ Evans.

“Hi Russ” Neil said

“Hi Neil, sorry to interrupt your evening, but I need you go to the Abbottsford Regents Hotel tomorrow morning to meet a potential new client” Russ explained

“Sure, who am I meeting” he asked

“Sam Barraclough” Russ replied “it could be a very lucrative commission, so use kid gloves”

 

After the call ended Neil’s mind was made up for him regarding the weekend because as he was going to be in Abbottsford all day on Friday it made perfect sense for him to stay at a hotel that night.  

 

It was Friday morning and another glorious June day as Neil set off from the village and as he drove he planned his strategy for the meeting as Neil had been instructed to treat the potential new client with kid gloves.

 
An all-day meeting at a plus Hotel like the Regent was one of the few perks his job had to offer so why wouldn’t he jump at the chance and it meant as he would be out of the office most of the day he could dine the client at the Hotel on expenses, another rare perk.

 

It was an hour and a half drive from Brocklington to Abbottsford even on a good day and that Friday morning was apparently not a good day.

So as he sat in the queuing traffic his thoughts turned to his meeting, with his client, Russ hadn’t been very forthcoming with the detail so he wasn’t really sure what to expect, but with a name like Sam Barraclough, he was expecting to meet a Yorkshire man with whippet on a lead, with a copy of the pigeon fanciers weekly laying on his knee, so in short a dour Yorkshireman wearing a cloth cap and a tweed jacket.

 

Despite the horrendous traffic, he was only a few minutes late when he walked up to the grand entrance to the Regents Hotel, he hadn’t been in their before, it was a bit too rich for his blood, but as he got closer it became clear why it wasn’t in the £50 a night category.

But if Neil was unprepared for the grandeur of the Hotel he was doubly unprepared for what was to greet him inside.

 

When Neil Etherington arrived a few minutes late at the Abbottsford Regents Hotel for a meeting with Sam Barraclough, he was totally unprepared for who it was that was waiting to greet him in reception, the whippet wielding Yorkshireman he was expecting, because of the name, turned out to be a very pretty young woman by the name of Samantha, who was a petite young blonde, and was stunningly beautiful, that would teach him to jump to conclusions or indeed to Judge a book by its cover.

“Hello” he said “I’m terribly sorry for my tardiness”

“That’s perfectly fine” she responded “I’m only on time myself because I’m staying at the hotel”

Neil was instantly spellbound by the delicious tones of her voice as she introduced herself with a broad smile and a hearty hello and in response he stuttered out his own introduction and the beautiful young woman offered her hand to him in greeting which he accepted gladly.

Her hand was soft and smooth like silk and it gripped his firmly and in his large paw her little hand was almost like that of a child.

In silence they continued to shake hands and they both smiled.

They continued to hold each other's gaze and hand perhaps slightly too long and they both laughed nervously and Samantha’s cheeks blushed brightly.
“I have a meeting room booked, do you want to follow me” She said and even her voice was beautiful, pure Carrington Chase educated perfection, Carrington Chase being Downshire’s version of Roedean, although those in Downshire thought it was the other way around.

It was certainly no chore for him to follow her, and he walked through a cloud of her exotic heady fragrance which was left in her beauteous wake.

She went out though the door and silently led him down a corridor in the direction of the meeting rooms and as he followed he was mesmerized by her perfect form and was happily admiring its perfection.
Even wearing four-inch heels he marvelled at her daintiness as even in heels she only reached the dizzy height of five foot three.
Her straight blonde hair cascaded softly onto the shoulders of her fitted silk blouse which perfectly complemented her waif like frame.
Samantha had the tiniest of waists and the slenderest of hips to swing and pert round buttocks contained within the expensive tailored skirt and then the shapely legs, clad in stockings unless he was mistaken, he hoped he wasn’t mistaken, and the overall effect was stunning and he was absolutely smitten.
As she passed an open door, sunlight illuminated her form through silk and cotton and the sudden transparency left nothing at all to Neil’s imagination, and he had a very vivid imagination, and she continued walking seemingly oblivious to the effect she had achieved on the red-blooded man in her wake.

Not out of conceit she just wouldn’t have believed it possible that she could leave grown men breathless, she just didn’t see herself as others saw her.

Samantha pushed open the meeting room door and held it open for Neil to enter.

 

Samantha pushed open the meeting room door and held it open for Neil to enter.

“Thank you” he said and once again their eyes met and they held each other’s gaze a moment to long and once more they both blushed again.  
Samantha stopped by a vacant seat and slowly turned towards him as the room was flooded with sunlight, which caused the illumination of the contents of her blouse for Neil to see, an opportunity he did not pass up, and the gentlemanly thing to do would have been to avert his gaze, but he couldn’t.
In the next instant the vent on her skirt caught momentarily on the arm of the chair as she prepared to seat herself and showed him a tantalising glimpse of lacy stocking top which to his delight confirmed the suspicion that he had earlier.
Effortlessly and elegantly she slipped into the vacant chair and gestured for him to sit beside her in the neighbouring one.
Samantha was neither coy nor reticent as she sat straight-backed, upright, confident and proud and her beautiful cultured voice was strangely hypnotic, clear, and crisp but not loud and once again he was completely enveloped in her intoxicating scent as she opened her briefcase and deftly removed the relevant documents.
She was like a precious work of art that he had admired from a distance on the way to the meeting room but sitting next to her he could examine her in finer detail, every brushstroke, and every nuance.
Her blonde hair cascaded onto her slim shoulders like fine golden rain and as she moved the sun was highlighting the strands like spun gold again and again.
The golden rain tumbled down to caress the nape of her neck and coming to rest on her soft white silk covered shoulders.

Neil could barely concentrate on the documents as he was transfixed by the vision of her golden hair framing her pretty face.

A face of pale alabaster, pale like the porcelain on a doll or like a Greek Grace and her eyes, stunning and captivating, were of translucent green and her nose was small and angular sat perfectly in its place.

Her mouth was small and narrow but her lips were full and luscious and as she spoke, her pale pink lips glistened moistly and sensuously.

When their eyes met, however fleetingly it might have been, they both blushed to their roots and then a smile danced about her mouth provocatively.
He left no element of the perfect whole unscrutinised and turned his attention to her slim pale arms, naked and bare where the suns illumination highlighted like white gold the downy hair upon them.
And her small delicate hands with fingers so elegant and slim, with no bitten or false nails just naturally well cared for and prim.
Also no rings adorned her fingers in fact there was no jewellery at all, but then to Neil’s mind no jewellery could ever improve on the perfection of her beauty.

Of course all of his admiration of her made it very difficult to concentrate, but fortunately she closed the blinds and turned off the lights and went on a Video and PowerPoint presentation which allowed him to get up to speed without distractions.

 

Samantha Barraclough was approaching her 28th birthday and was a project consultant for the family business, Barraclough Ventures and the project that Samantha’s company was heading up was the regeneration of the former Industrial Power House of the county, Northchapel.

There was a large amount of derelict property as well as a large acreage of land that hadn’t been built on since the Germans bombed it, so it was to be a huge brownfield Development of residential, commercial and leisure and Samantha was one of several members of the company speaking to several noted firms of architect’s.

 

The presentation came to an end and Samantha stood up and switched on the lights.

“I think now might be a good time to break for lunch” she said

“We can recap on the key points when we return because I’m not sure you were really paying attention earlier” she added with a twinkle “Well not to my presentation anyway”

“No I’m sorry about that, I’m normally much more professional than this” he said as she slipped the documents back into her briefcase.

“That’s ok” She said “I’m not offended”

And then she snapped her briefcase shut and added

“I took the liberty of booking a table here at the Hotel, unless you had any other plans”

“No here would be perfect” he replied

 

It was a glorious June day and furthermore God had delivered the good people of the Downshire a very hot day, the hottest day of the year so far in fact, so they were fortunate to have a table on the terrace.

They were seated by the waiter and after they had ordered drinks Neil said

“So you’re not from Abbottsford then”

Remembering that she said earlier that she was staying at the Hotel.

“No I’m not” she said “I live in the Dulcets, Dulcet-on-Willow

The Dulcets were a collection of villages and hamlets comprising of Dulcet Meadow, Dulcet St Mary, Dulcet Green and Dulcet-on-Brooke, to name but a few, and of course Dulcet-on-Willow which was a large sprawling village beside the gentle shallow River Willow, which ran unhurriedly from the Pepperstock Hills to the more vibrant River Brooke.

“Really?” he responded “I live in Brocklington”

“Oh quite close” she said and then she suddenly dropped her napkin and leant forwards to retrieve it causing her blouse to gape slightly, revealing a glimpse of breast, just the briefest glimpse however with a hint of lace and frill but enough to quicken the pulse and excite the senses.

But then she caught him looking at her and smiled as he averted his gaze, it amused her that it made him look like a naughty schoolboy, but then it was her milky white flesh that blushed in a crimson blaze.

The lunch lasted for over two hours and they chatted about everything imaginable other than the project.

“So do you always hold your meetings here?” he asked as they drank coffee

“Good heavens no” she replied “it was just convenient as I’m in Abbottsford for the weekend”

She didn’t elaborate as to the reason however.

 

Sam and Neil went back to the meeting room and got back to business, and she recapped all the salient points while he tried his best not to be distracted by her beauty, which wasn’t easy.

Alas all too soon their business meeting was at a close

“We will have to arrange another meeting in a couple of weeks”

She said and he felt her soft delicate hand in his again but he was so blinded by her beauty and so intoxicated by her sweet perfume he could barely stammer out a sentence.

“Well now that the meeting is officially at an end I don’t feel that my professionalism is in anyway compromised can I invite you for a drink on the terrace before you go”

It was a bit bold for her, she normally just waited to be asked and because she was pretty, they normally did, but she felt a bit of a connection.

“Well um…I” he stammered

“I understand if you want to get away and beat the Friday rush hour” she said amiably, although she was disappointed

“No it’s not that” he said quickly “I’m actually staying in town tonight anyway”

“What you’re staying here?” she asked

“Sadly no, I’m at the Black Heart”

“That’s a nice Hotel though” she said “so do you have time for a drink? I’m not going out until 8 so I have loads of time”

She was suddenly feeling very nervous and a little bit vulnerable and as a result she spoke very quickly.

“I’d love to” he said feeling rather pleased with himself, he would never have found the courage to ask her and he was surprised that she asked him and he assumed it was just because she had time to kill.

 

Because Samantha was uncharacteristically nervous she drank more than was normal for her and subsequently she rather monopolized the conversation which Neil didn’t mind at all because he was to in awe of her to have joined in.

They both rather lost track of the time and when her phone rang at 7.05 she went into a panic, because she had gone from having loads of time on her hands to having no time at all.

“I’m sorry but I have to go” she said and Samantha went up on her tip toes and kissed his mouth, with her pale pink lips, soft and gentle like the touch of a butterfly’s wing and he was enveloped in her intoxicating perfume.

When she had gone he sat down and said to himself

“Did that just happen?”

As he began to get control of his faculties and tried to come to terms with the fact that she had just kissed him.

 

“Did a beautiful, intelligent, classy and quite frankly drop dead gorgeous young woman just kiss me?” he thought

“And not a peck on the cheek, or an air kiss but an actual lip to lip kiss?”

Things like that didn’t happen to him, if anyone had witnessed their embrace they would have unanimously said that he was punching well above his weight.

Not that he was a bad looking man, he wasn’t, but he wasn’t stunning, sexy or buff, he was middling.

He was an average man approaching his thirtieth birthday and he had just been kissed by an absolute beauty of three years younger.

 

He thought for a moment that he would have another drink before he left but instead decided to go and eat something to soak up the alcohol he had already had.

 

Because he had had too much to drink Neil left his car in the Regents Hotel car park and he stopped at the first fast food that he came to which happened to be a an Emperor Burger Bar and ordered the biggest one he could see on the menu with fries.    

Having sufficiently filled the hollow with reconstituted meat, saturated fats and carbohydrates he ambled his way to the Black Heart Hotel.

He would have liked to stay at the Regents but it was a bit rich for his blood so he booked into the Black Heart which was only half as good but a third of the price.

When he got to reception he checked in and as soon as he got to his room he crashed out.

 

On Saturday morning Neil was up very promptly due to his early night the previous evening, so he got himself ready and was the first one down for breakfast.

He was still in the restaurant at 9 o’clock when his friend Jonathon Hardman arrived.

 

Samantha Barraclough was also up early on Saturday morning despite having had a late night out with friends.

Her problem was that she couldn’t sleep, because she kept kicking herself for not getting his number the day before.

All was not lost of course, as her friends, whom she had bored rigid the night before with talk of him had told her, she could still get hold of him via New Horizons, but of course that wouldn’t be until Monday, whereas if she had had the presence of mind to get his number when she was under the influence of Picpoul, they might have been able to do something as they were both in Abbottsford.

But she hadn’t done that so she got herself ready and availed herself of the full English breakfast before leaving the Regents to meet up with her friends. 

 

Because Neil was ready far too early and already breakfasted before Jonathon arrived they left for the cricket ground on foot.

On the way there Neil recounted all the details of the previous days encounter.

“Did you get her number?” Jonathon asked

“Erm no” was the reply

“Wouldn’t she give it to you?” Jon asked mockingly

“No, it wasn’t like that”

“But you did ask her?” Jonathon pressed him

“Well no I didn’t actually” he admitted

“You numpty” Jonathon said “you do realise that she might have been “the one””

“The thought did cross my mind” Neil admitted

“So you might well have blown it” Jon added

“Yes”

“So how do you feel?” Jon asked

“Like a complete numpty” Neil said

 

It was a glorious June day and there was a good crowd at the Cricket Ground and Neil and Jonathon went in as soon as the gates opened and after getting some refreshments they found their seats and took in the ambience as the ground began to fill.

 

Downshire won the toss and decided to bat first and they were in great form and the atmosphere was absolutely electric as Downshire went to work with the bat and they raced to 53-0 inside seven overs and declared on 225 for 7 after just 40 overs so the umpire called an early lunch, which pleased Neil no end because his breakfast had worn off.

 

When Downshire declared on 225 for 7 and the umpires called lunch Neil and Jonathon joined the throng to use either the facilities or one of the many food and refreshment outlets.

While Jonathon queued for two pints of Mornington Special, Neil joined a separate queue for sandwiches and crisps.

 

Neil had just left the counter with his purchases and had begun navigating his way back to his seat when a large middle-aged man unceremoniously shoulder barged him and then a small woman wearing heels trod on his foot.   

“Ow” he yelped and the woman said

“I’m so sorry”

“That’s ok really” he replied through gritted teeth thinking it definitely wasn’t ok when he actually caught sight of his assailant.

“Hello Samantha” he said

“Oh it’s you” Sam said “How funny, I was hoping to run into you”

“Well you certainly did that” Neil said

“I really am sorry though for treading on your foot” she said with a giggle

“I think I’ll probably survive” he said amiably 

“Good” she said and squeezed his hand

“Anyway when you said you were in Abbottsford for the weekend I had no idea you were coming to the cricket” Neil said “I didn’t know you were a cricket fan”

“Oh yes I love cricket, I come often, the company have a box”

“That would make it a cricket box” he commented randomly

“Oh yes” she chuckled “I hadn’t thought of that”

“So you’re enjoying it then” he said “Oh yes I always do but today even more so”

“How come?”

“Because of David Ball, our wonderful new all-rounder” she said proudly

“Is that your boyfriend?”

“Goodness me no” she replied with a laugh

“Husband then?” he asked

“Of course not, now you’re just being silly” she chastised him

“He’s my stepbrother”

“Oh really” he expressed with relief

 

They had been walking slowly through the crowd as they chatted and when they arrived at the door to the executive boxes Sam showed the signs, for the first time that she was not quite as composed as she had appeared to be, because her hand was shaking as she fumbled in her bag for her key card.

Neil noticed her trembling hand, but having finally retrieved it from her bag Sam was having trouble with the electronic key.

“Would you like me to try?” he asked as Sam struggled with the lock.

But she just paused and took a deep breath and it worked, the light turned green, the lock clicked and the door opened and her shoulders relaxed and Samantha regained her composure and she gave him her business card, which was what she was actually fumbling for in her bag.

“My private number is on the back” she said and smiled before she strode purposefully in through the door.

“Oh yes” he said triumphantly when the door had closed and he headed quickly to find his seat.

 

“Did you have to make those sandwiches?” Jonathon said when Neil finally reached him.  

“I have something better than sandwiches” he said and waved the business card under his nose

“Result” Jonathon said as he turned the card over in his hand “But I hope you got the sandwiches as well”

 

She was delighted to have trodden on his toe and instigated a prolonged conversation and then after successfully giving her number to Neil by the door to the executive boxes Samantha was feeling very pleased with herself and immediately told her best friend Isabelle Decoene.

“Thank god for that” she said “Perhaps you’ll stop going on about him so much now you have his number”

“Oh bugger” Sam exclaimed

“You did get “His” number didn’t you?” Izzy asked

“Oh bugger” Sam said and plopped down in her seat

“Oh bugger” Isabelle echoed because she knew she was going to talk about her missed opportunity all afternoon.

 

He had no idea Samantha was among the crowd on that hot June day and once he knew that she was he could think of nothing else

So he wasn’t really fully paying attention when the 20-year-old Debutant, all-rounder David Ball joined the bowling attack and clean bowled Surrey’s star man Gillmore with his first ball, a dismissal that sparked a spectacular collapse.

Surrey were all out for 165 with 12 overs to spare and Downshire won the match by sixty runs and the delighted fans disgorged onto the streets of Abbottsford in great spirits even before the tea interval.

 

Jonathon and Neil decided to return to the Hotel on foot and planned to stop for a pint or two along the way, they made slow progress however and bypassed the first three pubs because of the huge crowds and their perseverance paid off as the crowds began to thin out as people started to disappear up side roads in search of their cars.

The two men were both tall and as the crowd thinned they could lengthen their stride.

They had decided on the Downshire Castle as their port of call and they were within sight of it and anticipating a refreshing pint when they were brought back to the moment by the sound of a car horn, a very persistent car horn.

They both turned around to investigate and Neil saw Samantha standing up in the passenger side of a red Audi TT Roadster convertible waving franticly and grinning.

 

Isabelle and Samantha had left the cricket ground from the members car park and were heading very slowly back to the Hotel when Samantha spotted Neil ahead of them on the pavement.

“It’s him, it’s him, it’s him” she squealed

“Where?” Isabelle asked

“Over there” she replied excitedly and pointed

“Toot your horn, toot it toot it toot it”

 

Having successful attracted his attention Samantha gave him her most dazzling smile and said

“Hello again”

“Hi”

“There’s a big garden party in the grounds of the Regents, we’re going back to there now” she said at a hundred miles an hour “do you and your friend want to come?”

“Yes we’d love to” he replied and then the traffic started moving and Isabelle had to drive off

“I’ll meet you in reception” she shouted

 

“Was that him?” Isabelle asked “the one you’ve been bending my ear about all weekend”

“Yes that’s him” Sam said proudly

“He’s a bit ordinary” Izzy said and Samantha frowned “His friend was alright though”

 

Samantha sat in silence for the rest of the journey and digested what Izzy had said, she didn’t think he was ordinary, from the first moment she saw him she knew he was anything but ordinary.

She wasn’t inexperienced with men, but most of the experience’s she had had weren’t really memorable, or were memorable for the wrong reasons, looking as she did she had always attracted men, the problem was she chose the wrong ones, perhaps that was why she was attracted to Neil because he wasn’t the “type” of man she normally went for.

 

While Isabelle parked the car Samantha proceeded into the Hotel and rushed upstairs to her room to freshen up, so she would look her best when Neil arrived then she went back downstairs to reception.

 

“I don’t think he’s ordinary” she said to Izzy

“I know that” she said “But the way you were talking I thought he was going to look like Robert Redford”

“I wasn’t that bad” she protested

“You were and I’ve never known you to be so obviously smitten by a man before” she pointed out “and I’ve certainly never known you to chase one down the street”

“Yes but ….” She began, but didn’t finish because she saw Neil and his friend walking towards them. 

 

Introductions were quickly made and Isabelle who had liked the look of Jonathon the first time she saw him, liked him even more at close quarters.

Neil could only look at Samantha in abject admiration, but he appreciated her for slightly longer that he should and Samantha became self-conscious and looked at her feet and blushed.

Jonathon suggested drinks and Isabelle volunteered to go with him leaving Neil and Sam alone.

“I’m sorry” Neil said “but you look so stunningly beautiful, I couldn’t take my eyes off you”

She closed her eyes and took a deep breath and said

“I want to apologize myself, well really I just want to say that this is completely out of character for me” she blurted out before she breathed deeply again

“And I don’t want you to think I make a habit of accosting men in the street, and being forward”

“You won’t hear me complaining as long as I’m the one you’re being forward with” he said and Samantha giggled and she was still giggling when Jonathon and Isabelle returned with the drink and they walked out onto the terrace and looked for a table.

 

There were no empty tables on the terrace but there was one with three vacant seats so they decided to take them, but everyone hovered not wanting to presume that they could have the chair so Neil put down his pint on the table and did the same with her wine and then he pirouetted quite gracefully and in one fluid movement sat himself on a chair and deposited Samantha on his lap.

“Problem solved” Neil said

“Nicely done” Samantha expressed and then she kissed him and afterwards she thought to herself as she looked at him

“That wasn’t ordinary, you’re a definite keeper”

Samantha giggled and then kissed him again to be doubly sure and then declared internally.

“Yes this time it will be memorable for the right reason”

And so it proved to be as that weekend in Abbottsford marked the start of a new chapter in Samantha and Neil’s lives as well as their friends.

Downshire Diary – (23) Meeting the Molesworth’s

Owen Carrington’s star was definitely in the ascendency after the success of his first Romantic novel “The Maiden Muse” but the change in the fortunes of his writing career were not the thing that was preoccupying him that morning.

He had been in a relationship with a local girl, Juliana Molesworth, for more than a month and on that day he was due to meet the family and he was feeling uneasy about it. 

The Molesworth’s were a very well-known family in Denmead and everyone knew who they were, but Owen was new to the village, having only taken up residence in January.

 

While Owen was fretting about being introduced to his 20 year old girlfriend Juliana’s family, one of them, Valentine, was out jogging along the bridle path through the Normandie woods.

He was five years older than Juliana and was a doctor and had been away from Denmead for 8 years, doing his training. 

But he had moved back a month earlier after he got a job at the Royal Downshire Hospital in Purplemere and it was only after his return that he realized how much he missed it.

He was fast reaching the point on his run when he would have to turn around and head back home when he spotted someone familiar, someone from his past.

It was Catherine Ray and they had history, she was the only child of a wealthy couple with more money than sense, and she had been one of Juliana’s best friends for many years.

She had been a frequent visitor to the house and had spent many nights at the Molesworth’s on sleepovers.

But on one occasion when he was seventeen the 12-year-old Catherine tried to kiss him and that was only the first time, she was very persistent and tried at every opportunity until one night when she was 13 she climbed into his bed.

He didn’t know how it may have escalated after that had he not left for University.

On the night that he had a near naked 13 year old girl in his bed he got out of bed and left her there and went to a friend’s house for the night and never spoke to Catherine again and he never told his sister what her friend had done.

But there she was ahead of him and he couldn’t avoid her, and he couldn’t ignore her, and he knew it was going to be so embarrassing.

 

As he suspected there was a distinct awkwardness between them and he got the distinct impression that she wasn’t any happier about meeting him than he was to see her.

She was still as pretty as she was when he last saw her but she had lost the puppy fat, if that’s the PC way of saying it, from when she was thirteen years old.

She was a little taller now about 5ft 1, with shoulder length blond hair and a petite figure.

He gave her quite a clinical appraisal of her assets because he hadn’t seen her for 8 years, not since she was a chubby teenager, the fact that she was wearing Jodhpur’s made her very attractive.

 

Catherine was a bit of a chubster when she was a teen, but that wasn’t why he didn’t take advantage of her, he wasn’t that shallow, she was a cute girl, no, he rejected her advances because she was only a child and he was all but a man.

She was a pretty girl and only a tiny little thing, and seemed even more so beside a chestnut mare.

She had the reputation of being a bit stuck up, although he doubted that, perhaps her perceived aloofness was as a result of spending most of her time riding her horse, and the additional height gave the impression of her looking down her nose at the hoi polloi.

She never ever speaks to anyone when she’s out riding and never responds to hellos or good mornings, but that was as a result of shyness, not snobbishness.

Her parents didn’t help the situation and were prone to spoiling, he had heard from Juliana that for her 21st birthday later in the year they were flying her to America in a private plane to go on a riding holiday.

“Hi Catherine” he said “How are you?”

“I’m fine” she lied “Are you back?”

“I am” he replied

Then came the first of the embarrassed silences as they stood facing each other.

“Are you back at your mums?” she asked

“No I have one of the Normandie cottages” he replied

Then came another embarrassed silence.

“Well I’d better get going” he said pointing to his watch “I’ll see you around”

“Ok bye” she said as he set off back the way he came.

 

About ten minutes later a girl on horseback rode by, it was Catherine and he thought she was crying and he suddenly felt guilty as he watched her trot out of sight.

 

As Owen stepped out of his front door he looked at his watch and was concerned he was cutting it a bit fine and realised there was a very real chance he was going to be late.

 

He had arranged to meet Juliana, her parents and her brother for lunch in Brocklington at the Mulberry Tree, it was the first introduction and it meant a lot to Juliana so he jumped into the car and rushed off.

As a result of driving like a maniac he made it to the restaurant with minutes to spare much to Juliana’s relief and her brother Valentine arrived five minutes late.

Although he wasn’t looking forward to it, he was pleasantly surprised, her parents were good company, he hit it off with her brother, and the food was wonderful and it really was a very pleasant way to spend a couple of hours.

Her father Gregory had a meeting to go to and left about half an hour before everyone else and Juliana and her mum, Lavinia, wanted to go into Purplemere shopping so Owen said he would drive them over there.

They offered to drop Valentine off in Denmead first but he was so stuffed after the meal that he fancied a constitutional, so he declined the offer and set off to walk back to Denmead, it was less than 3 miles as the crow flies and he knew the route through Normandie Woods from his boyhood, well roughly anyway, so he was quite confident when he set off.

 

It was about an hour into his trek when he realized he was hopelessly lost and blundering about in the woods and he was wishing he’d accepted the lift.

The woods were getting thicker and thicker and darker and darker and he was starting to get despondent when he saw a glimmer of light though the trees.

He headed towards the source of the light, which appeared to be a small clearing and as he got closer he could see there was someone in the clearing, it was Catherine Ray and her horse.

The mare was tied to a tree and she appeared to be grooming the beast.

His first reaction was to avoid another embarrassing confrontation but he was hopelessly lost so he moved a little closer and was about to ask her to direct him back to the path to Denmead when he realised she wasn’t grooming the horse at all.

He had come upon a scene, where Catherine stood beside the tethered beast, still wearing her riding hat, white shirt and Jodhpur’s and she was sobbing against the horse’s neck and shoulder.

 

The girl who the villagers thought snobbish and unattainable was not actually aloof at all but was vulnerable and in despair.

In that moment he had a choice where he could walk away unnoticed and leave the sobbing girl or go to her and comfort her.

As he stood there watching from the edge of the clearing he pondered his choices and knew in an instant that he could not leave and should have been able to if he had not had even the slightest feeling for her.

So he walked slowly and stealthily, on her blind side, across the clearing to close the distance between them.

He was about five or six paces from her when she suddenly became aware of his presence and she hugged the horse even closer in an effort to make herself invisible and cover her embarrassment.

“Hey what’s the matter?” he asked as he continued to close the distance but as he continued to get closer she said nothing and just stood stock still against the horse with only her shoulders moving in sync with her sobs.

When he was stood directly behind her he placed his hands gently on her shoulders.

“Come on now, don’t upset yourself, and tell me what the matter is” he said but her only response was to turn and bury her face in his chest.

All he could do was hold her and utter soothing words while she cried her tears and her whole body shook within his arms with the force of her heartbreaking weeping.

 

Valentine had no idea how long they stood in that clearing with her soaking his shirt with her unrelenting tears but eventually her sobs relented he waited a few moments longer and then he asked gently

“So now can you tell me what upset you?”

There was silence at first and then he felt her little body go rigid and she pushed herself away from him and shouted at him

“What upset me? What upset me?”

“Um yes”

“You did” she snapped and she would have cried again if she hadn’t been so livid.

“Me?” he retorted “How do you work that out?”

“You’re unbelievable” she said and started marching around

Valentine reran their earlier conversation and could think of nothing he had said or done that would have upset her.

“Look I hadn’t seen you for eight years until this morning, so I don’t know what I could have done” he said

“You broke my heart, that’s what you did” she snarled

Valentine opened his mouth to speak and then closed it again and scratched his head

“How did I do that exactly?” he asked finally

“You broke my heart when you rejected me 8 years ago” she replied “I thought I’d gotten over it but when I saw you this morning it all came flooding back”

“I’m sorry” he said although he wasn’t sure why

“What for exactly? For breaking my heart or for rejecting me because I was fat?” she retorted bitterly

“Wait a minute” he replied “That’s not what happened”

“Oh yes it was” she snapped “I can still remember the look of horror on your face”

“It wasn’t like that” he corrected her

“I really liked you, fancied you” she said “And you humiliated me”

“I knew you had a crush on me” he began

“It was more than a crush” she added

“Anyway, I had feeling for you too” he said

“Then why did you react the way you did when I was in your bed?” she asked wide eyed

“Because it was inappropriate” Valentine replied

“How can love be inappropriate” she snapped

“When one of them is a man and the other is a child” he retorted

“They send people to prison for that”

“So it wasn’t because I was fat?” she asked and tears welled up in her eyes

“No it was because I had no right to think about you in that way” he said and then told her the whole story, all about the extent of the feelings he had for her and why he acted as he did and then she was in his arms again and softly weeping.

 

It was an hour later when they left the clearing having talked themselves hoarse about their shared past, the eight years when they didn’t see each other and the beginning of a shared future.


Monday, 20 June 2022

Downshire Diary – (22) Duty of Care

Jade Flowers stood barely five feet tall and was slender and small and the afternoon sun shone on her shoulder length blonde hair.

She was a Doctor, and a very pretty Doctor at that, though that alone hadn’t been sufficient to change her marital status in her first 34 years, but despite that she was very experienced and well respected in the village of Highfinch where she practiced.

The village of Highfinch sits just on the edge of the Pepperstock Hills and the Lily Green Hollows Golf Club separates the village from the Hamlet of Lily Green, and the combination of those two and Kingfisherbridge made up the parish of St Martins where Jenna Lawton was the Vicar.

Although he practice was in Highfinch, Jade wasn’t confined to the village obviously and her home visits could take her all over the north east corner of the Finchbottom Vale and into the Pepperstock Hills.

The Vale nestles comfortably between the Ancient Dancingdean Forest to the south and the rolling Pepperstock Hills in the north, those who are lucky enough to live there think of it as the rose between two thorns.

The Vale was once a great wetland that centuries earlier stretched from Mornington in the East to Childean in the west and from Shallowfield in the south to Purplemere in the north.

But over the many centuries the vast majority had been drained for agriculture, a feat achieved largely by the efforts of the famous Mornington Mills, of which only three had survived to the present day and even those were no longer functional and were in various states of repair.   

There were only three small bodies of water left in the Vale by the 21st Century, one in Mornington, one in Childean and third of course was in Purplemere.

 

Jade was a singleton since her louse of a boyfriend, who she was expecting to marry, was now a bitter memory.

She had suspected for some time that he was sleeping with her best friend and then out of the blue he confessed to her one night. 

From that moment on Jade had taken the pledge to pour all of herself into her work and waste no more time on men.

Of course the age old problem with pledges and promises is that fate normally intervenes.

 

Jade had been over to the Royal Downshire Hospital in Purplemere to attend a case conference.

It was a lovely sunny summer afternoon as she left Purplemere on Tuesday and headed out of town, eager to get out into the country again towards Highfinch and was looking forward to a stress free journey through the beautiful countryside of the Vale, which was beautiful enough in itself but as she got closer to the Pepperstock Hills she knew it would get even more so.

 

On that fateful day however her trip was curtailed when just ahead of her a school girl was hit by a car, it wasn’t the drivers fault, the girl just stepped out, distracted by her mobile phone, and bang she was flying through the air.

Jade was two cars behind the one that hit the girl, a red Espace, and she immediately got out of her car and ran to assist, phoning for an ambulance as she did so.

When she reached the stricken girl it didn’t look good she was lying on her back with her head to one side.

One arm was under her back the other lay across her belly, and both legs were in very unnatural positions, clearly there were multiple fractures visible and an awful lot of blood.

She estimated she was either 12 or 13 and the uniform was from a private boarding school for girls Kettlewell Hill.

Jade checked for a pulse and found it, it was weak but it was there.

The female driver of the Espace was absolutely distraught and the man from the BMW behind her was desperately trying to calm her down.

Jade picked up the girls phone and then while she was attending to her someone handed her a hand bag.

A young man said      

“Can I do anything?”

“Yes” she said “in the boot of the blue Clio you’ll find a car rug”

“Ok” he said and off he went.

She stayed with the girl and opened the handbag and looked for ID and found it in the purse, a travel card in the name of Clarissa Yeo.

When the young man returned with the red plaid blanket Jade covered the poor girl’s broken body and continued to monitor her vital signs until the ambulance arrived.

“Hi Jade” Paramedic Sam Liburd said

“Hello Sam, her name is Clarissa Yeo and it’s not looking good” 

She quickly did the hand over relaying the pertinent facts and then stood back and let Sam and his partner Andy Mason do their stuff before they loaded her into the ambulance, which was headed for the Downshire.

Jade remained at the scene for about an hour after the ambulance left and gave a full statement to the police, she also sat with the distraught driver until her husband arrived and then she got in her car and got back on her way home.

It was when she had arrived back at her house in Highfinch that she realised she still had the girls mobile phone.

“Shit” she said at the discovery

Jade was starving so she quickly made herself a sandwich before getting changed and getting back in the car.

She ate her sandwich as she drove to the Royal Downshire Hospital and parked in the staff car park.

 

In the Emergency Department she spoke to the Sister in charge who informed her that the girl had gone straight upstairs for emergency surgery but was now in the intensive care unit.

So Jade thanked her and went upstairs to the ICU.

“Hello sister” Jade said

“Yes” she replied suspiciously

“It’s Doctor Flowers” she said 

“I recognise the name but not the face” Sister Madden replied

“I was looking for a young girl” Jade elaborated to Sister Madden

“A school girl hit by a car”

“Oh yes” Sister said “Are you related?”

“No I witnessed it” she replied “and gave first aid until the ambulance arrived”

“I see, well it’s not good news I’m afraid” the sister said gravely

“Oh no” Jade said and sat down and after a moment or two remembered why she was there.

“I have her mobile phone, she was using it when she stepped into the road I thought I would give it to her family”

“There’s no one here” Said the Sister “her only family are in Hong Kong”

The news hit Jade like a slap in the face.

“Has no one come from the school?” she asked

“No” replied a Doctor

“But they’ve contacted the family” the Sister contributed

“Very big of them” the doctor responded

Jade saw by his name badge he was Ben Steppenbeck

A relatively young man with the same colouring as herself.

“Then Clarissa is dying then?” Jade said

“Yes” he replied “and it’s unlikely her parents will reach us before she does”

“Are the school aware of that fact?” she asked and the doctor nodded in response

“Well that just won’t do” Jade said with determination and stood up

“May I use the phone in your office doctor?”

“Who do you want to call?” he asked

“The headmistress” she replied “Do you have a number Sister?”

“Yes” she replied and handed her a scrap of paper “her name is Hardacre, and she’s really stuck up”

“You can use my office on one condition” the doctor said

“What’s that?” she replied expecting a proposition

“That I can listen in” he said

“Done” she said

 

They went into his office and she sat in the chair and putting the phone on speaker she dialled the number.

Meanwhile Dr Steppenbeck closed the door and set his mobile phone on the desk.

“Kettlewell Hill!” a woman answered

“Mrs Hardacre please” Jade said

“I think you mean Ms Hardacre” she responded in monotone

“Yes” she replied

“And you are?”

“Doctor Flowers, Downshire Hospital”

The line went dead momentarily before another woman’s voice said

“Ms Hardacre speaking”

“I’m Doctor Flowers from the Downshire” Jade said

“Oh yes” she responded flatly

“You understand the seriousness of Clarissa’s condition? And that it’s unlikely she will last the night, and certainly won’t live long enough for her parents to see her alive?” Jade asked at length

“Yes it’s very tragic” the headmistress replied

“We were wondering when the schools representative would be arriving to sit with her for her final hours” she said

“The school isn’t sending anyone” Ms Hardacre responded with surprise.

“Why not?” Jade responded

“It’s not our responsibility” Hardacre replied

“That’s a disgraceful attitude” Jade said angrily

“She is one of your charges, she is your responsibility, whatever happened to “in loco parentis”“

“The girl was not on school property at the time of the accident”

The headmistress interrupted

“And she didn’t have permission to be outside”

“So she got what she deserved? Is that what you’re saying” Jade said red with rage

“Well it wouldn’t have happened would it if she had remained in school?” Hardacre replied

“So you take their money and then wash your hands of them” Jade said crossly

“I’m not going to dignify that with an answer” She said

“So I take it you won’t send anyone?” she asked

“That’s correct” the headmistress replied

“You’ll let her die alone?” Jade asked “What about pastoral care?”

“We don’t molly coddle at Kettlewell Hill” she answered       

“What faith is she?” Jade demanded

“What? I’ve no idea” she replied

“Then check your records and find out” Jade barked

“Who are you to give me orders” she said affronted

“Listen Ms Hardarse” Jade snapped, deliberately mispronouncing her name

“Clarissa will be dead by morning and she should have the benefit of her faith at the time of her passing”

“Very well” she said and tutted

“A few moments later” she returned.

“Christian” she said flatly “Anglican”

“I would like to tell the parents when I see them, what a great support you have been” Jade said

“But I can’t because you’ve been no bloody help at all and I will be giving them a detailed account of how you have catastrophically failed in you duty of care to a young child in your charge”

“How dare you threaten me, you jumped up little tart” She said angrily

“This school has a lot of friends to deal with the likes of you”

And then Hardacre hung up.

“How rude” Jade said “I hadn’t finished with her by a long chalk”

“What a bitch” Dr Steppenbeck added and picked up the phone he’d laid on the table.

“That was brilliant” he added and tapped a couple of keys and then the phone emitted the following

““Kettlewell Hill!”

“Mrs Hardacre please”

“I think you mean Ms Hardacre”“

“You recorded it?” Jade said and Peter nodded

“I wish I’d thought of that” she said

“Not to worry” he said “give me your number and I’ll send you the file”

“Oh yes! Is that your normal ploy to get Doctors phone numbers?” Jade said tongue in cheek

“No I’m serious, it might come in handy if the old cow sets her powerful friends on you” he said

 

Jade went to the hospital chapel to see the chaplain but she was told he was already performing the last rights on an elderly patient.

So she left a message for Reverend John Stadius and then Jade decided she could not let Clarissa end her life alone so she volunteered to sit at her bedside until the end.

So she sat and held the hand of the poor young girl who but for a moments loss of concentration would have had a life full of infinite possibilities.

At around 2.30am Reverend John Stadius quietly entered the room.

He was a rather tall man in his forties, they briefly made eye contact and he smiled at Jade.

No words were exchanged, Rev Stadius just went straight into his well-practised ritual. 

It was less than an hour later when the candle light of a twelve year old girl was snuffed out and Mr and Mrs Yeo would have a child to mourn.

 

The door to the on call room opened and Jade quietly entered but

Ben Steppenbeck was not in the bed and then she heard footsteps in the corridor and she turned around to find him standing there.

“She’s gone” she said and threw herself at him and burst into tears.

He held her in his arms for ten minutes or so until she had composed herself.

“I’m sorry about that” she said as she dried her eyes “I’m normally more together than this”

“It’s fine really” he insisted “It shows that you care”

“I’m so angry” she said

 

Stating that she was angry was actually a gross understatement she was also overwhelmed with sadness that the schoolgirl, a boarder at Kettlewell hill girls school, that Jade had seen hit and mortally wounded by a car had been so disgracefully let down.

The girl’s parents were in Hong Kong at the time and they were not expected to arrive in the UK before the girl passed.

Jade was horrified that a twelve year old girl was going to die alone and she was further angered by the fact that the girls school weren’t prepared to send anyone to be with Clarissa as she slipped away.

It was Jade who sat with her through the night and was holding her hand as she died.

She really wanted to tell the Yeo’s how appallingly the school had behaved to Clarissa, but couldn’t bring herself to impose on their grief.

So she decided instead to try to get the interest of the newspapers but even the “Sunday News” a paper known less than affectionately as the “Sunday Screws” brushed her off.

 

Ben Steppenbeck gave her the name of a well-respected freelance journalist, Bob Philips who was renowned for being tenacious and he took all the information, a copy of the medical file, a sworn statement by the attending physician, Dr Steppenbeck, and most damning of all the recording of the telephone conversation with the headmistress Ms Hardacre.

Bob gratefully took the information and wrote a very hard hitting story but even he was unsuccessful and was blocked at every turn.

When he told Jade of his failure the words of the headmistress Ms Hardacre echoed in her head.

“This school has a lot of friends to deal with the likes of you”

And clearly those friends were being well employed.

So it appeared to Jade that she had failed Clarissa because she didn’t have any wealthy or powerful friends of her own to employ.

But she only thought that because she wasn’t fully appraised of the facts.

 

Ben Steppenbeck had become her ally in the quest to expose Ms Hardacre and Kettlewell Hill School, but that was partly because he had fallen in love with the sparky little firebrand, with the smell of injustice in her nostrils.

But what cemented his feeling for her was the comforting hug she sought from him in the minutes after the girl’s death.

 

Having watched her efforts fails with the media Ben knew he had the solution to her problem which might well have secured her love for him, but it would come at great cost.

Because the solution to Jades problem was Ben’s father Edwin Steppenbeck.

 

He and his father had first fallen out when Ben chose medicine as a career rather than following in his father’s footsteps but their estrangement hardened after his mother Amanda died and they hadn’t spoken for 5 years when he and Jade were shown into Edwin’s study by the butler.

 

Edwin Steppenbeck was a very wealthy and powerful man, good looking like his son and for a man in his early sixties he was slim and athletic looking he might even have been described as elegant.

“Hello Father” he said as the butler closed the door

“Well this is a surprise” Edwin said “You must be desperate, so what is it? Have you knocked her up?”

“Excuse me” Jade snapped “I’m actually here”

“She’s a feisty one I’ll give you that” Edwin said

“I’m still here” she snapped

“I am right in saying that you are the reason my son has deigned to visit me?” he said

“I am” she agreed

“Well all I can say is that he must have the strongest possible feeling for you to come here” Edwin said and Jade looked at Ben who was looking at the floor.

“Yes and I can tell you that those feeling are more than a little reciprocated” Jade retorted raising herself up to her full five foot one.

“I’m glad to hear it” Edwin said “Despite his stubbornness, he is steadfast and loyal”

Ben looked up at his father and a smile passed between them, not a bridge building smile, but a “we know there is a bridge” kind of smile.

 

They sat in Edwin’s study and Jade made an impassioned plea for help.

And explained about how she wanted to give the story to the papers and the way it was being blocked by powerful friends of the school.

Then she played him the recording of the conversation with the headmistress.

“No one at that school cared enough about that poor girl” she said “they were heartless”

“Which journalist did you give the story to?” he asked

“Bob Philips” she replied

“I know Bob, he’s a good man and if he says he’s being blocked then he is being blocked” James said “and someone is definitely using their influence”

He paused for a moment and then said

“However I own the Sunday News”

 

So when everything was settled, Edwin and his son shook hands and Jade kissed his cheek.

“I like this girl Ben” Edwin said “and I wouldn’t mind seeing more of her”

When they were outside by the car she said

“Why didn’t you tell me how you felt?”

“Because I didn’t want to scare you away” he replied

“You could never do that” Jade said and kissed him and his father was smiling as he looked on from his study window.

 

 

A week later the Sunday News ran a story on the front page headlined “Scandalous Neglect at Kettlewell Hill”

 

Jade was doubly pleased because as a result of the expose the story snowballed day by day and the school haemorrhaged pupils from the moment the story broke with an almost perpetual stream of angry parents picking up their charges .

The headmistress Ms Hardacre had been sacked by the school governors but the papers wouldn’t let it go and fresh revelations about her surfaced in each subsequent addition.

Jade felt no pity for her though, justice had been served.

The main reason for her happiness however was that she was in love and Ben Steppenbeck loved her back and after only a few weeks he proposed to her.

Downshire Diary – (21) The Big and the Beautiful

 

Owen Carrington’s star was definitely in the ascendency after the success of his first Romantic novel “The Maiden Muse” but the change in the fortunes of his writing career were not universally well received, his publisher liked it, his new agent loved it, the bank manager was ecstatic about it but his mother was disappointed by it because she thought it was a bit girlie.

 

But it wasn’t just his writing career that was climbing high, so was his love life thanks to his muse and lover, Juliana Molesworth, who had brought his writers block to an end.

But alas she had gone back to University and wouldn’t return until after her exams and as he had fallen hopelessly in love with her the only antidote for his wanting her, in her absence, was to throw himself in to his writing.

 

Since he had become a writer of bodice ripping romances it had proved to be an occupation which suited him very well indeed.

And it suited him in many ways, but the main benefit was that he was able to work at home, so he had no tedious commute every day and his working day was flexible to the point that some days he didn’t write at all.

This afforded him the opportunity of playing a round of Golf during the working week when most people had their noses to the grindstone or even taking a day out to go fishing.

And it was on such a day, a Tuesday in fact, at the end of May when he had arranged to go fishing with his next door neighbour, Dawn Symonds who was a year or two older than him and stood over six feet tall with short auburn hair.

As it was the closed season for coarse fishing they went up to the River Trott in the Pepperstock Hills.

He and Dawn had gotten on like a house on fire from the moment he first arrived in the village and they had even kissed on one occasion but it was very disappointing and there was no spark but he and the well-built six-foot tall redhead with the massive breasts became the best of friends.

When he told her about him and Juliana she was almost as happy as he was about it.

“I’m very jealous though” she said “but that’s only because I haven’t found anyone”

As they stood in the fast flowing waters of the River Trott she opened up to him about how lonely she was, she had many friends but she didn’t have a special someone to comfort her when she was down or laugh with her when she was happy.

 

It was a pleasant morning; warmer than it had been the previous few days, with the mainly blue expanse of sky broken only by the occasional passing cloud.

Considering the clement weather the river was very quiet, and they saw no one else on the water or the banks for three hours.

They managed a couple of decent trout a piece before they gave up for the day and headed back to Denmead and barbequed the fish.

Later that evening he had a shower and shave and was preparing to spend the evening at the pub to catch up with the latest village gossip and participate in the pub quiz when the phone rang, and it was Juliana.

 

It was the first week in June when Owen found himself sitting in the reception at Bramstock, Goodman, Crossfield and Bushe, the firm of Solicitors handling his late Uncles estate.

He wasn’t there for anything specific it just happened that he was up in Abbottsford for the day.

He had an important lunchtime meeting with his publishers and a less important Dinner meeting with his new agent, Leonard Silverman, so as he was left with some time to kill and as he was roughly in their neck of the woods he thought he would just sandwich the solicitors in the middle and pop in to make sure they weren’t dragging their heels.

He thought it was a case of out of sight out of mind with solicitors, although they always remembered you readily enough when money was due to them.

Anyway he sat there for about an hour waiting for Ms. Bushe to become available, whom he presumed to be some mannish ball breaker who enjoyed keeping people waiting.

However he didn’t have to wait too long when Ms. Bushe did appear she was much more pleasant than he imagined and in fact he spent a very pleasant hour with the very un-mannish Ms. Bushe and they went through the papers and she assured him that everything would be tied up with a bow in the coming few weeks.

 

The Dinner meeting was just as tedious as he thought it would be, Agents being all cast in the same mold, they all talk big, make ludicrous forecasts of your prospects, name drop shamelessly and squeeze every penny out of their clients as is humanly possible and he was sure that his, newly acquired though he was, would be no exception.

Lionel chose a trendy nouvelle cuisine restaurant, The Wooden Slipper serving high flavour, low-calorie, and substance lacking dishes, where minor celebrities were known to dine.

The food was good, if you like tiny artistic arrangements the size of a Hors d'oeuvre, on a slab of welsh slate but there wasn’t enough to live on.

When it was time to leave Owen was hungrier than he was when he arrived, and even though he made a big show about buying him such a “wonderful” Dinner he knew he had probably already figured out a way of claiming it as a legitimate business expense for himself while actually stiffing Owen with the bill.

He stopped at the first fast food joint that he came to which happened to be a Burger Bar and he ordered the biggest one he could see on the menu.    

Having sufficiently filled the hollow with reconstituted meat, saturated fats and carbohydrates he ambled his way to his hotel, and on his way he phoned Lionel and sacked him.

He would have liked to stay at the Regents Hotel but it was a bit rich for his blood, as the royalties hadn’t at that time began to arrive, so he found a place close by for a third of the price called the Black Heart.

 

He was sitting at the bar at The Black Heart Hotel, drinking a large Whisky and Soda and doing a spot of people watching, an occupational hazard for writers, but the bar was so empty that he exhausted that exercise in less than five minutes.

So he turned his thoughts to Juliana, his lovely redheaded girlfriend who would be home from University in a few days and he was looking forward to seeing her more than he could have imagined and it was when he was preoccupied with thoughts of Juliana that a voice broke in on his thoughts.

“Owen Carrington?” it said

He turned around and the voice belonged to an enormous man, six foot seven, good looking and only a few years older than him, whom he didn’t recognize.

It turned out that he was named rather inappropriately Paul Little, and he was a literary agent who had been drinking with Lionel Silverman when Owen phoned him to sack him.

“He was not pleased and his language was very colourful”

Paul said and laughed

A few drinks later Owen had a new agent and he had invited him down to Denmead for the weekend to seal the deal.

 

Paul Little went to Denmead a couple of days later and because he had car trouble he had to get the train which got him into Denmead after dark.

It was getting late when Paul got off the train but because it was a clear night and Owen had said it was only a ten minute walk from the station to Owen’s cottage he decided to set off on foot, he was using the satnav app on his phone which took him down a very poorly lit lane with densely foliaged trees which blocked out the moonlight.

The lane seemed to meander its way beneath the canopy of trees and even with his eyes fixed on his phone he was making steady progress and according to the screen he was within a couple of houses of his destination when he was violently knocked off his feet by a large figure in the dark.

“Excellent” he thought he was only in the village for ten minutes and he was being mugged by a yokel.

He finished up horizontal on the ground and his substantial assailant ended up laying on top of him, using his phone he illuminated the face of his assailant and was surprised to see it a woman, but not as surprised as he was when she kissed him full on the mouth.

“I’m so sorry” she said “I don’t know why I did that”

“Don’t apologize” Paul responded because he had rather enjoyed it so he did the only thing he could do under the circumstances and that was kiss her back.

 

When Dawn left her house she was running late for a parish council meeting and wasn’t watching where she was going when she bumped heavily into another pedestrian and they both fell to the ground her victim on their back and her on top of them and when she was lying there nose to nose the smell of their aftershave was delicious and when he used his phone as a torch she got a glimpsed of the gorgeous smelling casualty she was suitably enamored with his look that she kissed him and was delighted to find he was a damn good kisser.

 

When Dawn left her house she was running late for a parish council meeting and wasn’t watching where she was going when she bumped heavily into another pedestrian and they both fell to the ground, her victim on their back and her on top of them and when she was lying there nose to nose the smell of their aftershave was delicious and when he used his phone as a torch she got a glimpsed of the gorgeous smelling casualty she was suitably enamored with his look that she kissed him and was delighted to find he was a damn good kisser.

 

But all at once, in the middle of the best kiss she had had in a long, long time, she suddenly got a dose of reality and became self-conscious and broke away from the embrace.

“I’m so sorry” she said and rushed away embarrassed 

“But…” he called after her but she disappeared into the darkness.

 

“Wow” Paul said in the aftermath of the kiss with the mystery girl, it was quite extraordinary and he wasn’t expecting it.

And then he completed his walk home he thought to himself how funny life could be.

He knocked on the front door and was scratching his head when Owen opened the door.

“Hi Paul” he said “is everything alright?”

 

Inside Owens house Paul explained how out in the lane he had been knocked to the ground and thoroughly snogged.

“Seriously?” Owen exclaimed “Did you get a look at the assailant?”

“I did”

“Male of female?” Owen asked 

“Female obviously” Paul replied with affront

“Ok any other clues” Owen added

“Pretty, I think” he continued “Short hair, red possibly”

“Ah” Owen expressed

“Ah?”

“It sounds like Dawn” Owen said

“Dawn?”

“Yes my next door neighbour, she’s a nice girl”

“Not a nutter then?” Paul asked

“No not at all” Owen replied “And snogging strangers in the lane is totally out of character”

“Well maybe it wasn’t her then” Paul said

“I’ll ask her” Owen suggested

“No don’t do that” Paul pleaded

 

Dawn was worse than useless at the parish council meeting as her thoughts kept straying to the extraordinary kiss in the lane and that night in her bed those thoughts turned to dreams.

 

The next morning while Paul was showering Owen slipped next door and rang Dawn’s door bell.

“Hi Dawn” he said

“Oh hello” she responded absentmindedly

“What’s up?”

“Oh God I’m so embarrassed” she replied and walked inside so Owen followed

“What about?”

“I sexually assaulted someone in the lane” she blurted out

“Tell me more” Owen said and Dawn gave him all the sordid details of her assault and after she had finished he said.

“I think you’re safe” 

“I don’t know about that” she said doubtfully

“Just relax” he said “come to dinner tonight with Juliana and my agent”

“Oh I don’t know” she said

“I insist” Owen said

 

Before he went back into his own house he phoned Juliana who had just returned from University.

“So where are you taking me tonight?” she asked

“It’s funny you should ask that, we have dinner guests tonight but tomorrow I’m all yours” he said and went on to explain his plan.

 

As Juliana approached Owens house she made a quick diversion and called at Dawn’s house first so they could go to Owens together and when Juliana and Dawn left the house they were both made up to the nines.

“Are you sure you wouldn’t rather spend the evening just with Owen?” Dawn asked

“Don’t be daft” Juliana replied as they reached Owens door

“I’ve got the whole summer to be with Owen”

Juliana knocked lightly on the door and went straight in

“Hello” she called

“Who’s that?” Owen called back

“It’s the strumpets” Juliana replied

“Ok make yourself comfortable but I can’t give you long, my girlfriend will be here any minute” Owen said and then his head appeared around the kitchen door

“You’ll get a slap” she said and then glowed proudly on hearing him call her his girlfriend, and she walked towards him and kissed him.

“Wow you two look gorgeous” he said and kissed Dawn’s cheek

“Thank you” Dawn said liking the compliment but still wished she wasn’t there.

“Can you do drinks Hon?” He said to Juliana and added

“Go out on the patio Dawn the other guest will be down in a minute”

Dawn walked into the lounge and then onto the patio and Juliana followed Owen back into the kitchen, she knew that he’d already have the wine ready and what he really wanted was to give her a welcome home snog and she was more than happy to oblige.

 

After a very satisfying reunion kiss Juliana emerged from the kitchen carrying a tray with a chilled bottle of wine in a bucket and the glasses.

She set down the tray and poured the wine just as Owen and Paul followed her in.

“Ok you two, this is my new agent, Paul” Owen said and to Paul he added “the shorter ginger one is my girlfriend Juliana and the big auburn haired one is my neighbour Dawn”

Paul was not only tall but was skinny and he brushed his sandy hair off his forehead and shook their hands in turn.

“Pleased to meet you again” he said to Dawn

“Likewise” she replied and blushed

“You two have met before then?” Juliana asked innocently although she already knew the answer

“Briefly” Dawn replied

“But memorably” Paul added and Dawn blushed again, but neither of them elaborated.

As the others settled down in their seats Owen winked at Juliana and went out to the kitchen.

 

During the course of the meal, with an Author, an agent and an English Literature student at the table the conversation naturally turned to writing but Dawn didn’t seem to notice and her eyes rarely left Paul.

 

Desert followed two excellent first courses and coffee and liqueurs followed desert and the conversation had covered the full range of subjects and Saturday had become Sunday and Dawn and Paul only had eyes for each other.

 

Juliana and Owen meanwhile began clearing the table and looking back from the kitchen door he said 

“I think they might be smitten”

“I don’t think there’s any might about it” Juliana replied and smiled it was their intention to match-make and they appeared to have succeeded.

Owen did think that if it didn’t work they would at least have a pleasant foursome.

But he had underestimated just how much they were attracted to each other.

“We breathed lightly on the embers” he said enigmatically

“I don’t think we had anything to do with it” Juliana pointed out

“They didn’t need us to play cupid”

 

At the end of the evening, or more precisely at the start of the day, Dawn fumbled around for her bag trying to delay the inevitable moment when she would have to leave.

Which was when Paul helped Dawn to her feet and said

“Please let me walk you home”

“Thank you, but its only next door” she replied feeling self-conscious as Owen and Juliana looked on

“I insist, I know it can be dangerous out in the lane after dark”

He said and Dawn giggled

Ten minutes later while Owen walked Juliana home Dawn and Paul shared a more controlled and measured embrace in the moonlight and there was a definite spark. 

SWEET YVONNE

 

I have an old photograph

It was taken at Wimbledon,

Long, long ago

It was of dear sweet Yvonne

And she was smiling at me

From an old, discoloured print

Yvonne, cute and naive

She had such a sweet face

I recalled the day instantly

She had begged me to take her

I liked tennis, though not a huge fan

But I liked her more so I agreed

Suddenly I could smell her

And hear that infectious little giggle

And feel her touch on my skin

Her soft lips on mine

The memory of the day was so vivid

And of the days of unbridled passion that followed

When the wonders of her soft young body

Were yielded to me

A THOUSAND MIRRORED FRAGMENTS

 

The special love we once shared

Has gone forever, disintegrated

Smashed into a thousand pieces

Impossible to reassemble, beyond repair

Shattered into a thousand mirrored fragments

Each piece reflecting back another painfully memory

Stabbing at my heart like hot needles

Each shard a reminder of your betrayal

STEPHANIE

 

It was love at first sight

When I first saw Stephanie

That sparkling sprite

Stunning little Steffie

It may have been her beautiful face

Wish a rosy blush on her cheek

She was the most beautiful creature

I ever held in my arms

It may have been the fine brown hair

Dancing on her shoulders

Hair so fine it turned to fire

In the sunlight

Making a halo on an angel's head

Possibly it was her vivaciousness

Or just her small buttocks

Encased in her dirty jodhpurs

She was simply heart stoppingly gorgeous

Being in love with her was joyous,

Being loved by her was glorious
She would hug me

And bury her head in my chest

The smell of her hair was heaven

Her perfume a divine intoxication

And I would feel her tremble in my arms

As a tiny bird might in the palm of your hand
I wanted to keep her safe

Protect her from harm

Then I would kiss the top of her head

And carry her off to bed
I loved her so much

But I should have loved her more

I should have loved her with a passion

With such depth and intensity

That God himself

Could not have rent her from my grasp

But I did not

And my little bird escaped

HOW DO I KNOW I’M IN YOUR HEART?

 

How do I know I’m in your heart?

It’s feeling your hand in mine

And hearing your sighs

It’s a knowing smile on your face

A glance with libidinous eyes

And a maiden’s blush

It’s being close to you

Being alone with you

Even in a crowd

It’s every look and gesture

It’s in every nuance

Every unsaid word

That tells me I’m in your heart

I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU ALL THOSE YEARS AGO

 

I fell in love with you

All those years ago

Because you were oblivious

You simply didn’t know

 

You didn’t know

That beauty shone from every pore

You saw yourself as odd

But you were no oddity that’s for sure

 

You always put yourself down

If you could have seen through my eyes

You would have realized

You really didn’t have fat thighs

 

And your legs were fabulous

And your bum was not too fat

Your nose wasn’t pointy

And your chest wasn’t too flat

 

But that wasn’t possible

So, I fell in love with your modesty

And you thought I was a good catch

So, you got stuck with me

 

I still love you just as much today

As I did all those years ago

And you’re still completely oblivious

You simply don’t know

THE WAY INTO MY HEART

 

The way into my heart

Is not with silver or gold

Nor money or jewels

Or five-star dining

Expensive sports cars

And holidays abroad

It’s nothing of material worth

 

The way into my heart

Is a gesture of kindness

An unselfish act

You, holding my hand

And gazing into my eyes

It’s a gentle caress

It’s simply being you