Thursday, 1 April 2021

JUST ENOUGH

 

She leant forward,

Bending at the waist,

Just enough

To tighten the fabric

Of her jeans

Shaping and defining

Her buttocks

To pert perfection

Then she leant a little further

Just enough

To expose some dusky flesh

And above her waistband

The merest glimpse

Of pale pink panties

With white lace trim

Showing seductively

Against her dusky skin

Then she straightened up

And turned towards me

Glancing in my direction

She knew I was watching

And she leant forward,

Bending at the waist,

Just enough

To fill her gaping blouse

Her breasts sitting

In pert perfection

Round and full

Encased in pink cups

With white lace trim

Showing seductively

Against her dusky skin

A hint of nipple

A glimpse of areola

Just enough

Through the tight fabric

Deliciously defined

Then she straightened up

Looking towards me

Smiling in my direction

Knowing I was watching

And liking it

DISH OF THE DAY - VIRGINIA

Dear Virginia

No longer the gawky girl

Awkward and ungainly

Self-conscious and ill at ease

Virginia has come of age

And is in full bloom

Once the ugly duckling

Now magnificently dressed

For sumptuous dining

Fit to adorn any table

Well-toned limbs

Golden skinned

And plump breasted

With legs invitingly trussed

Tender and succulent

A main course to suit any palate

To be savoured and devoured


Snippets of Downshire Life – International Children’s Book Day

John and Rachel Carberry first met at the Frankfurt Book Fair, which was held in October, and fell head over heels for each other and following a whirlwind romance they were married in Copenhagen a few days before Christmas.

He was a successful writer of children’s books, the Adventures of Geordie the Guardsman, and she was an editor of nonfiction.

Their decision to marry abroad, at short notice, was a purely selfish one, intended to avoid the circus that surrounds weddings, they were both divorcees and had been through the ordeal once already and had no appetite to go through it again, but they were in love and wanted to legitimise that love before God.  

However, the good news of their union was not universally well received especially not by her sister Julia, with whom she was particularly close, so some work was required to rebuild bridges.

Rachel thought that her sister would understand, as she was also a divorcee, but she was clearly hurt at being excluded. 

But from John and Rachel’s point of view they had to exclude everyone or no one, so it was a no brainer.

 

Julia’s problem with their wedding wasn’t solely that she felt alienated, but rather that she felt jealous that there was no special someone in her own life, and she often sat alone contemplating her lot, and reviewing her options.

Because she was not without her admirers, but none of them stirred feelings within her that might cause her to run away to Denmark to wed.

She tried not to dwell too much on her circumstances but sometimes she just couldn’t fight it but on one April afternoon she was stirred from her torpor by the telephone.

“Julia Lamiason”

“Hello Julia, John Carberry”

“Oh” she responded icily

“My publisher is staying with us at the moment and I’m cooking dinner, so we wondered if you’d make up the four”

“Oh, I see” she said coldly “is Rachel with you?”

“Yes, she is”

“Put her on” she instructed so he complied

“Hello Julia” Rachel said

“Can he cook?” she asked abruptly

“Yes, he can” she replied

“Better than he writes I hope” Julia added

“We’ll see you at 8 then?” Rachel said

         

Steven Greenwood wasn’t just John’s publisher he was also his closest friend, they met on their first day at University and hit it off immediately and their friendship had become a very profitable one.

He dressed like a successful man, in hand made suits, but he still managed to look like a comprehensive school Geography teacher.

He and John had spent much of the day going over his latest Geordie the Guardsman book and discussing the timetable for publication and the artwork.

The latter was a no brainer as John had always used the same artist, Kim Labuschagne, who was always bang on the money with her interpretation.

They continued chatting in the kitchen while John got on with the dinner, he’d done most of the preparation before Steven arrived.   

“So, what’s this Juliana like then?” Steven asked

“Julia” John corrected him “And she’s quite terrifying”

“And you invited her, why?” he asked

“Because Rachel says she has a heart of gold” John replied “And we’re bridge building”

“And does she?” Steven asked

“Does she what?”

“Have a heart of gold” Steven clarified

“Well if she does she certainly keeps it well hidden” John replied and laughed

 

Julia arrived right on time and Rachel came down stairs let her in and John stood in the kitchen doorway to greet her

“Wow you two look lovely” he said

“Thank you” Julia said slightly taken aback by the compliment

“Can you do the drinks honey?” He said to Rachel and then added as he returned to the kitchen

“Steven will be down in a minute he’s just changing”

 

After a satisfying kiss Muriel returned from the kitchen carrying.

She set down a tray, with glasses and a chilled bottle of wine in a bucket and poured the wine just as John and Steven appeared.

“Hi Steven” Rachel said and kissed his cheek “This is my sister Julia”

Steven was tall and skinny, and Julia thought he looked in need of a good meal as he brushed his sandy hair off his forehead and then she shook his hand.

“Pleased to meet you Steven”

“Like wise” he replied

As the two sisters settled down in their seats, Steven whispered

“I thought you said she was an ogre, I think she’s lovely”

“Really?” John said

 

During the course of the meal, with an Author, an Editor and a Publisher at the table the subject naturally turned to writing.

“Julia prefers Enid Blyton to modern children’s fiction” John said

“Me too” Steven agreed

“Oh, that’s nice” said John “You’re my publisher you at least should be singing my praises”

“Sorry mate” Steven said

“I still think you’re brilliant darling” Rachel said

“That doesn’t count because you don’t like my books either”

“Who does exactly?” Steven said unhelpfully

“Well you need to find out, and when you do, keep them away from these two” John suggested

“Well if it’s any consolation you cook better than Enid Blyton at least” said Julie

“High praise indeed” Rachel said

“Well thank you” John said “For that you can have desert”

 

As John and Steven were clearing the dishes to the kitchen Julia whispered to Rachel

“You have a good man there, but don’t you dare tell him I said that, because I have my reputation to protect”

“Your secret is safe with me” Rachel said, “Now where’s that desert, it’s a boozy chocolate tart?”

“I’ll just take Steven and can of squirty cream” Julia said

“Julia!!”

“Oh, did I say that out loud?” Julia said and blushed 

 

Coffee and liqueurs followed desert and then more liqueurs, and then more until the hour got late.

John and Rachel began clearing the table and looking back from the kitchen door John said 

“I think Steven is smitten”

“It’s mutual” Rach replied and smiled

It wasn’t their intention to match-make they just wanted to make up a pleasant foursome, the fact they were attracted to each other was an unexpected bonus.

“We must breathe lightly on the embers then” John said enigmatically

“What does that mean Mr Author?” Rachel slurred

“We have to play cupid” he replied

“Or just give her can of squirty cream” she said

 

 

Snippets of Downshire Life – Holy Week – Good Friday

The Finchbottom Vale nestles comfortably between the Ancient Dancingdean Forest to the south and the rolling Pepperstock Hills in the north, and to the east 15 miles inland from Sharpington-By-Sea, equidistant between the seaside resort and Pepperstock Green was the rambling village of Brookley and at its heart was St Mildred’s Church.

The villager’s spiritual needs were met by its vicar Rev Cecil Payne who lived at the adjacent vicarage with his wife Lily and their six unmarried daughters, Chrissie, Daniela, Hazel, Heather, Katie and Elise.

Cecil and Lily loved their children very much but as they reached the time in their lives when they were nearing their sixties and they had expectations for their daughters.

For Lily her hopes involved the grandchildren that were not forthcoming whereas Cecil just wanted them to spread their wings, but as Easter loomed, there was no sign of either of them getting their wish, but the power of prayer was a wonderful thing and both parents prayed for their daughters. 

They would perhaps have been slightly encouraged by the fact that the second eldest of the brood, Daniela, already had someone in her sights, and that was George Parnait, the verger.

She had been carrying a torch for him since Christmas, but she hadn’t made any progress, despite the fact that she had volunteered for every church event, meeting and service that she knew he would be at.

Daniela was well placed to do that because she was employed by the church in an administration role and one of her duties was to manage the schedules and rotas and she cherry picked the dates to match those of George, it was unethical and unprofessional, but she reconciled it that with the fact that it was in a good cause.

 

On Good Friday they were to be working together preparing for the service.

It was an important day in the church calendar and could either be at noon or in the evening but at St Mildred’s it was the latter.

Which meant they had all day to get ready and she had arranged it that way as it was important for her to have him to herself for most of it.

 

On the morning of Good Friday, she was in the family bathroom at the vicarage making the final adjustments to her appearance and she was at the mirror pinning the final errant strands of hair into place.

Her straight honey blonde hair was tied in bun at the back, but she always wore a fringe.

When she worked in the office she normally often wore gold rimmed half-moon spectacles, but they were only for reading and she often just peered over the top of them rather than keep taking them off.

But there was no need for them in the church so as she stood before the mirror there was nothing obscuring her pleasant unblemished face, a face that turned to pretty when she smiled.

Daniela stepped backwards so she could get a better look at the rest of her.

The Blue patterned dress with contrasting navy collar and cuffs was tailored to fit and defined her figure exquisitely.

She turned sideways to get another view and scanned herself from top to bottom.

She was not unhappy with the overall appearance, she was a little broader in the beam than she would have liked, her legs were good, she liked her legs even in thick black tights and sensible shoes they were nice.

“Not bad” she said and nodded at her reflection to acknowledge she had passed muster.

  

“Not a bad looking woman eh?” she was thinking as she walked across to church, then she frowned, “so why am I still living at home?”

She often wondered that, the problem was when she worked at the church and worked so hard in the Church community she found it difficult to have a social life and meet new people who weren’t already part of her church family.

But though she often wondered why she was alone she wasn’t unhappy, she didn’t feel diminished by her circumstances, and would have remained content had it not been for the arrival in the village of the new Verger.

However, her mother was not content with her and her sisters remaining unattached and unwed and kept telling her and her older sister that their biological clocks were ticking.

 

But she was not interested in George Parnait because of her mother’s nagging or a feeling that she was in a race against time she really wanted him, and she hadn’t felt like that since she was still at school.

So, she had woken that morning in a particularly determined frame of mind, so she said to herself

“Well if you’re going to do something, do it today”

 

As she entered the Church the just after 8 am she found it was a hive of industry, with a team of parishioners, among other things, dusting, polishing and mopping, 

Emily Sanders, who she worked with in the office gestured her over

“Morning” she said

“Hi Emily” she said and handed her a folder “here is the list of who’s doing what, I’m going to work with George to unpack the paraments”

“I thought you might be” Emily said and giggled which made Daniela blush and made Emily giggle again.

 

 

 

 

All though Daniela had mentioned paraments specifically, on Good Friday it is preferable that there are no paraments, banners, flowers, or decorations except, for a representation of the way of the cross.

The Lord's table, pulpit, and other furnishings, normally adorned, were to be bare of cloth, candles, and anything not actually used in the service.

Her next move was to win George over with her carefully rehearsed charm offensive and she found him standing by the dais, he was a tall upright man a few years her senior with slightly thinning hair and the beginnings of a paunch, and when he turned around she noticed that in his arms he carried, the baby Jesus.

And her charm offensive fell at the first hurdle when she exclaimed

“Why are you holding the Christ child? We are supposed to be depicting the way to Golgotha, not the nativity”

“We have the wrong boxes or at least one wrong box” he replied

“Oh no” Daniela winced “What are we missing?”

“The cloths” he replied

The cloths were crucial to the Good Friday service, as the cross was to remain visible, but the figure on it and all the other permanently fixed images of Christ had to be veiled by scarlet coloured cloth as by partly concealing the cross, the veil also calls attention to it.

“Well that won’t do” she said and took out her mobile phone and walked to one side.

She was phoning Wellham Farm, where the church rented one of the Wellham Barns as a storage facility.

It was about four miles from the village and they stored a variety of things there, Santa’s Grotto, all the stalls for Fete’s and Bazaars, processional items, the nativity scene and costumes of all shapes sizes and uses.

 

Five minutes later she returned to find George still cradling the divine infant.

“They’ve found the missing box” she announced and smiled when she noticed he was still holding the babe “it’s at Wellham Barns”.

“Great give me directions and I’ll go and get it”

Daniela was about to agree and then she remembered the other item on her agenda, so she relied

“You’ll never find it with my directions, we’ll both go, you can drive and I’ll nav”

“Suits me”

“That’s settled then, now pop the little fella back in his box, and well return him to the stable” she said and laughed at her joke

 

The journey to the farm was a quiet one, on Georges part because he was trying to take in as many landmarks as he could which he would remember for next time and for Daniela because her mind went blank.

Once they reached the farm George got the errant box from the boot while she went in search of its replacement.

 

Sam Wellham, who managed the storage side of the farms business handed Daniela the advice notes, one for the box that they were taking and one for the box they had returned, then she handed it back and said goodbye as she got back into the car.

 

On the return journey she was struggling to find a way to start the conversation which she hoped would lead to him asking her out, but she drew a blank but then George suddenly asked.

“So, are you involved in the Holy Saturday Vigil?”

“No, no I’m not” she replied with relief and added hopefully “I’m free all day”

“What about you?” she added already knowing the answer as she had made sure they were both off.

“No, I’m spending the day with my son” he replied proudly

“Your son?”

“Yes, Kevin”

“I didn’t know you had a son, how old?” she asked

“He’s eleven”

“He doesn’t live with you then?” she said

“No, he’s staying with my Parents in Purplemere” he explained

“Not with his mum?” she asked wondering where she might be lurking

“His mum died last year” he replied sadly “A car accident”

“I’m sorry” she said and then waited for him to unburdened himself with the tale about the accident.

She had been for a birthday treat to Tipton Spa with her sister and were on the way home.

The accident happened just as the sun was setting behind them and a car came around the bend on the wrong side of the road and hit them head on.

The car rolled several times and ended up on its side in a ditch.

“That’s awful” she said

“The two of them and the other driver died instantly” he said and after a brief pause he added

“I blame myself of course”

“That’s silly” she said

“Is it?” George contradicted her “I bought her that Spa break”

“You feel guilty because you lived, but that isn’t the same thing as blame” she insisted

“Just guilt then?” he asked
“Yes” she said “and that’s in the past, you have your son and he is the present and the future”

“What kind of future without his mother?” he said bitterly

“The future has infinite possibilities, but the past is only ever the past” Daniela said

“That’s very profound” he said

“What for a Vicars daughter you mean?” she said

“No, I mean it, it was very profound” he said and gave the weakest of smiles

“Well I’m very deep” she said

“So why is he living with your parents?” she asked “He must miss you”

“I miss him too, but we thought it best if he stayed at the same school with all his friends until they break for the summer holidays then he’ll be starting big school and he’ll be the new boy along with everybody else”

“Do you talk to him about his mum?” she asked, and he nodded

“All the time”

“That’s precious”

“Yes, it is” he responded positively

“You’re a very positive person Daniela” he said

“Well I do always look for a positive in any situation” she said, and he thought for a moment before he responded

“Well if it hadn’t been for the wrong box being delivered to the church and our having to drive to Wellham to swap it we wouldn’t have had this chance to talk, so that’s something of a positive”

“There you are then” Daniella said

 

When they got to the St Mildred’s he parked the car and retrieved the box from the boot but before they reached the Church steps he said

“I really enjoyed our little mission today, and as I’m not driving to Purplemere until the morning, I was wondering if you’d like to go for a meal after the service, if you don’t have already have plans that is”  

“I’d like that very much” she replied “I’ll have to go home and change first, but yes that would be lovely”

 

Well the operation hadn’t gone according to plan in anyway shape or form, but the outcome was much better than she could possibly have imagined

“Thank you, God, for your divine intervention” she said to herself and smiled.

 


Wednesday, 31 March 2021

DISH OF THE DAY – JENNIFER

 

Jennifer, Jennifer

A savoury dish

Made in her mother’s image

To her mother’s recipe

Just younger and fresher

A very delicate dish

Skin cool white

Pale then lips

Eyes eager and expressive

Plump of breast

Round rumped

Slender limbed

Tender loined

Succulent and moist

Very definitely

A perfect starter

WHEN I WALKED INTO THE ROOM I SAW HER

 

When I walked into the room

I saw her, wearing her favourite

Fleecy dressing gown

Curled up in the big armchair

Her little feet tucked beneath her

And she was hugging a cushion

Almost as big as she

Her tiny frame

Was almost lost

In the overstuffed chair

And instantly an unabated

Wave of love washed over me

And I immediately wanted her

 

She was such a scrawny little thing

Barely a hundred pounds

Soaking wet

And I had seen her that way

Many times

But I loved her totally

With every fibre of my being

We had been married

For ten years now

And still she excited me

Making love to her was electric

It was like being plugged into the national grid

From the first time to the last

She was just the sexiest girl I’d ever seen

 

I stood over her

And stared down at her

For the longest time

She was sleeping so soundly

I didn’t really want to wake her

I should have let her sleep

But she would not have thanked me

In fact, she would have been miffed

So, I knelt beside her

And roused her gently

And as she stirred from her slumber

Her eyes opened and then widened

When she saw me

And she smiled me that come to bed smile

“I waited up for you

Because I’m feeling fruity”

So, my sexy girl was roused and aroused

So, I took her in my arms

And carried her to bed

PRETTY GIRL ON A BICYCLE # 3

Pretty Girl on a bicycle

In a low-cut top

Whose baps almost popped out

I didn’t think they’d stop

 

They were such nice ones

And they were just there

So, what else could I do

Except stand and stare

 

It was only a brief delight

Which I thought would suffice

She smiled and shook her head

As she saw me say “very nice”

Then she rode up the road

But was back in a trice