Wednesday, 14 April 2021

LOVE FOR SALE

 

For sale

One broken heart

Good buy

One careless owner

For sale

My happy dreams

Good bye

 

No sale

Our golden memories

Good buy

My love on sale

For sale

Love I once treasured

Good bye

 

No sale

Loves fond Remembrance

Don’t sigh

Too late for sorry

For sale

One broken heart

Good bye

Snippets of Downshire Life – Female Football Felicitations

The southern town off Abbottsford was the biggest in Downshire and was the administrative capital and the seat of the Downshire government.

It was also a place of learning thanks to the Downshire University, it could also boast that it was a Cathedral City, was home to Abbottsford Town football club and benefitted from the renowned Winston Churchill Hospital.

 

Jason Drake was born and bred in Abbottsford, he was also a graduate of the University and sang in the Cathedral Choir, but he worked in London as a civil servant in the Foreign and Commonwealth Office.

But towards the end of April he found himself employed in his home town.

He was waiting in reception at the Regents Hotel to meet a delegation from Tunisia, who were in Downshire as part of “Girls Football Week”, as a team from Tunis were playing a series of friendlies, against Abbottsford, Abbeyvale and Northchapel.

Jason was there as a cultural liaison, accompanied by a graduate, Owen Teale, who was very keen and enthusiastic about the whole thing, but Jason saw it more as babysitting a bunch of girls, and a junior, he only got lumbered with them because he was once on secondment in Tunisia, a few years earlier, but that was serious Consular affairs, not nursemaiding a bunch of silly schoolgirl footballers.

Not that he had anything against women’s sport, it was that he didn’t like football, he was a cricket man, and he didn’t think it would help his career.

But he soon changed his tune when three members of the delegation approached him, and he recognised one of them instantly, Félicité Furneaux, a petite well-tanned girl with hair the colour of ripened corn who he had known when he was in Tunis, and she beamed a smile of recognition, he didn’t know the other two, but they introduced themselves as, Afchine Montpelier and Henri Tabritzian,

The former then introduced him to Félicité, and when they shook hands all the memories flooded into his head.

 

When he was in Tunis Jason was staying in a very luxurious hotel, which was clearly a remnant of the French colonial days, but he planned to see some of the city as soon as he got the chance.

Which he did thanks to Félicité, who worked as a translator at the Consulate, and after that he found plenty to occupy his mind both in the city and the colonial splendour of the Hotel, because they promptly fell in love.

Firstly, she just acted as his tour guide, showing him everything of interest, like St. Louis Cathedral, the Porte de France and the Souks Market, but very soon they were back at the Hotel and she gave him her heart and he gave his.

 

As the weeks went by they were so engrossed in each other that they didn’t notice the weeks had turn into months and all of a sudden, his secondment had come to an end and he was booked on a flight back to the UK.

On their last night together, they dined alone in his room and when they had finished picking at their food, they stood on the balcony and listened to the sounds of the city and he said

“Come with me”

“I can’t” she retorted

“I mean as my wife, marry me” he said as he held her hand

“What?”

“Please be my wife” he begged

“Oh yes” she said and leapt into his arms.

They had a joyful night and sat up until the small hours making plans.

The next day however, they were brought down to earth with a bang, because her father refused his consent and forbade her even to see him, and he was immovable despite her entreaties.

 

She knew from bitter experience that she would not persuade him, once his mind was made up there was no changing it, however she defied him in one respect, she did see Jason again and they had a tearful farewell at the airport, made all the worse because she refused his suggestion that they correspond and phone.

“It will just make it harder” she said “if I can’t have you, all of you, body and soul, then I will have nothing, I won’t settle for second best”

And that was that, they had a final kiss goodbye at the departure gate and then he turned and walked through the gate and when he looked back she had gone, and the next time he saw her was in reception of the Regents Hotel.

 

When he returned home to Downshire he was left alone with his own thoughts for the remainder of the week, until he took up his new post, and he found them uncomfortable companions.

But as a result of them he concluded that she was the one that got away and no one else would ever measure up to her so he wouldn’t bother looking, and as her surname was still Furneaux, he hoped she may have made a similar pact with herself.

 

Luckily because Owen was keen as mustard he enthusiastically took the initiative with the delegation and Jason would have been happy to let him, had he actually noticed, which he hadn’t because he hadn’t been able to take his eyes off Félicité, and she also had eyes only for him.   

 

But despite their obvious delight at reconnecting they never got a moment to themselves to ask the questions they wanted answered and to find out if the other was still free or if another had occupied their heart in the time they had been apart.

Owen was very helpful due to his over enthusiastic approach and his eagerness to please, added to his indiscretion, he unknowingly gathered and disseminated titbits about members of the delegation to him, including Félicité’s marital status.

What Jason wasn’t aware of was that even though her marital status had not changed her personal circumstances had.

Her father had died the year before and she no longer had any family ties to Tunisia or any obligation to honour her father’s wishes.

Félicité found out what she needed to know about Jason by simply asking Owen, he was so willing to please that he told her chapter and verse.

 

However, knowing that each other were free still didn’t help to facilitate an opportunity for them to talk freely, and in private, about the things that were of burning importance to them both.

So Félicité engineered an opportunity on the night the Tunis Girls were playing Abbottsford Town Ladies at the Abbottsfield ground.

Afchine Montpelier, was in the visitor’s dressing room giving his team talk, while Jason waited in the corridor with Owen, Félicité and Henri Tabritzian.

Henri spoke no English, and Jason and Owen spoke no Arabic, and only a smattering of French so as he was a very chatty man Félicité was fully occupied translating.

Henri was still talking when the dressing room door opened and Afchine stepped out.

“Henri says that Owen can lead the way and he and Afchine will follow ahead of the girls, and he asks that we check the dressing room to make sure no one gets left behind”

“Very well” Jason responded “Off you go Owen”

They stood and watched the noisy procession walk away and when they were happy that no more were coming out they went in to search, but almost as soon as they were inside she pushed him up against the tiled wall.

“Shouldn’t you be with the team to translate?” he protested meekly

“Football is a universal language” she replied “they will manage”

“I suppose so” he agreed

“And so is this” she said and kissed him

“I like that universal language very much” he said, and they conversed some more.

 

After that ice breaking conversation in the dressing room they managed to find ways to spend their free time together, but inevitably the more they were together the quicker the time passed by and all of a sudden, the series of matches had come to an end and she and the team were booked on a flight back to Tunisia.

So once again they were to spend a last night together after they had dined with the rest of the group.

Alone in his room they lay in his bed after making love and he said

“You could stay”

“I can’t” she retorted

“We can finally be man and wife” he said

“I can’t stay” she repeated

“But why?” he asked “I thought we were in love”

“We are” she agreed

“So why can’t you stay?”

“Because…” she began, and his heart sank

“…I have to pack my things, sell the apartment, and work my notice”

“What?”

“Yes, I will be your wife, yes I will marry you” she said and began to laugh

“Truly?”

“Oh yes” she said and hugged him tightly.

They had a joyful night and lay in his bed until the small hours making plans.

The next day however, they were brought down to earth, because at the airport he had to watch her leave, and that hurt, but unlike the time he left her in Tunis he knew it was only a temporary parting, and she would return to him soon.

 

  

IMAGINE

 

I imagine the scent of you

Because you are far away

I imagine your hand in mine

Because you are out of reach

I imagine you in my arms

Because you’re no longer there

I imagine your sweet smile

Because now you look at me with scorn

I imagine your lovely voice

Because now you speak only bitter words

I imagine that you love me

Because your love for me is past

I imagine myself in your heart

Because you no longer love me

DON’T FORGET ME

 

Don’t forget me, now I’ve gone

But remember me in happy ways

Don’t dwell on all the sadness

Bring to mind those special days

 

Don’t wipe me from your memory

But don’t grieve now I’ve passed

Remember all the good times

And the joy from good days past

 

Don’t be lonely now I’ve gone

My life ended yours did not

Find happiness where you can

I’m happy knowing I’m not forgot

 

Don’t forget to visit my grave

But only do it on a sunny day

Don’t stand at my stone in the rain

Blow me a kiss then walk away

 

So mark the passing of me well

But don’t shed too many tears

Gather friends and family round

Raise a glass to me with “cheers”

Snippets of Downshire Life – Shakespeare Day

 

Downshire is a relatively small English county but that didn’t bother its inhabitants, the may not have been the biggest, but they were in no doubt that it was the best and that belief was no truer than in the southern town off Abbottsford which was Downshire’s administrative capital and the seat of the Downshire government.

It was also a place of learning thanks to the Downshire University, it could also boast that it was a Cathedral City, was home to Abbottsford Town football club and benefitted from the renowned Winston Churchill Hospital, and Twin sisters Ariadne and Scarlet Shakespeare were both nurses at the Churchill.

They were identical twins, Ariadne was the older of the two by an hour and was five feet eight with bobbed brunette hair and an olive complexion and hazel eyes, while Scarlet was two inches taller than her sister and had more hair.

The girls were both foot lose and fancy free and liked to party and had no intrest in tying themselves down, but on the occasion of their 27th birthday, on New Years Eve, that all changed, when they met best friends Marcus Birkin and Gareth Clare.

 

They both worked for Bramstock, Goodman, Crossfield and Bushe solicitors in Abbottsford, although they hailed from Turnoak-Under-Hawthorne, a large rambling village, originally settled in the 12th century on the sparsely wooded slopes on the Northern fringe of the Finchbottom Vale about 5 miles from Purplemere, and it was everything you would expect from a Downshire Village.

The Birkin and Clare families had lived in the village for many years and were of the landed gentry and the boys were public school and Cambidge educated.

 

Abbottsford was a world away from Turnoak-Under-Hawthorne and socially the Shakespeare girls were a world away from Marcus and Gareth and their meeting on New Year’s Eve was purely by chance.

The twins were travelling from home after getting ready to party into the New Year, and the solicitors were in Marcus’s car travelling in the opposite direction from work when the two vehicles collided.

It wasn’t serious just a bit of minor damage, but Marcus had only had the car for a month so an angry exchange between him and the cab driver ensued, which Gareth tried to cool, to no avail, but when the two-leggy drop dead gorgeous brunette girls emerged from the Taxi, the two adversaries’ and the peacemaker all went quiet. 

They were both stunningly beautiful and wearing low cut party outfits and when Marcus first saw the one with the bobbed hair, he was smitten, and the fender bender was no longer of any importance to him, whereas Gareth felt the same about the taller one.

The taxi driver, who had been at fault for the accident, took full advantage of the distraction and got in his cab and sped away.

“Hey come back!” Ariadne shouted

“What are we going to do now?” Scarlet asked as the Cab disappeared around a corner

“Don’t worry” Marcus said “We’ll get you to your destination”

“You don’t know where we’re going” Ariadne pointed out

“You could tell us and then we would” Gareth said

“Problem solved then” Scarlet added and gave her sister a look that said “just get in the car”

Ariadne complied because it was obvious her sister fancied the drivers friend, and she thought the driver was ok, and he was posh, and she liked posh.

 

They were on the way to a New Year’s Eve Party at the Hospital, and by the time they got there the twins had persuaded the guys to join them at the party rather than just drop them off and go their separate ways, not that it took too much persuading, and the old year ended with the two couples kissing on the dancefloor at midnight.

 

In the following months the four of them spent a lot of time together, and the relationships between the two couples growing and their feeling were deepening, but it took some freak weather and a freak accident to take things to the next level when a late snow storm ground Downshire to a halt and made children of every adult with a snow day, and then an accident on a snowy hill put Marcus and Gareth in hospital, the former with a broken ankle and a dislocated knee and the latter with a broken collar bone and wrist.

         

When the family arrived, they were more appalled by the two common, overfamiliar nurses that were hanging around the boys, than they were at their injuries, but when they did remember why they were there they completely blanked the girls, and even when addressed directly, they ignored them, and when the girls were sleeping all day after a night shift they were spirited away in a private ambulance to a nursing home, to get them away from their clutches.

However, the families underestimated the Shakespeare girls because they tracked them down, with the help of some allies and when the four of them were reunited it lead to universal declarations of love.

 

The girls went to visit the boys early on their last day at the Nursing home because they knew that once they were back home in Turnoak they wouldn’t be able to see them, so they planned on meeting them early and then leaving Withery before the Birkin’s and the Clare’s arrived to pick them up.

 

Marcus was laying on his bed with Ariadne sat beside him holding his hand and Scarlet and Gareth were in the Garden enjoying the spring sunshine, and for both couples the conversation was strained.

“I’m going to miss you” Ariadne said

“I’ll miss you too” he said “But we can skype and facetime everyday”

“It won’t be the same” she said

“I know it won’t, and I want this to be the last time we have to be apart” he said “When I get back to I want to…”

  

Outside in the sunshine it was just as tortuous with each syllable feeling like a pulled tooth.

But finally, Gareth killed the conversation stone dead when he began his sentence

“I think we should….”

 

Five minutes later the two girls rushed towards each other down the corridor uttering a language, if that’s what it was, that only they could understand and when they were face to face they said in perfect union

“You’ll never guess what’s happened?”

“You first”

“No, you first”

“Ok”

“We’re getting married!”

And then there was complete silence for thirty seconds and then they screamed out a cheer in others face and began dancing around in circles like a demented waltz.

 

After the proposals were accepted, there was the question of when and where they would marry, none of them wanted a particularly long engagement, in fact the opposite was true, the wanted to do it as soon as possible.

They wanted a double wedding, that was a given, and a church wedding was preferable but not practical given the timescale, so it was decided that they would marry at Abbottsford Registry Office and they would have a blessing at St Hilda’s Church as soon as they could accommodate them.

 

The length of the wedding planning discussions meant that they stayed at the Grange longer than they intended, and their visit was almost discovered by the families, fortunately the girls were in the appropriate uniforms so when they arrived all they saw were two nurses walking away.

 

When they got back to Abbottsford, Ariadne and Scarlet went straight to the registry office to find out what dates were available, and they discovered that a significant date was free which they took as an omen, so they went for that day, so the date for the wedding was set for April 23rd which was appropriately Shakespeare Day as the brides were both namesakes.

 

After booking the registry office, came the fun part, shopping, outfits, lingerie, shoes, accessories, the full Monty.

Once they had shopped till they dropped, it suddenly occurred to them to tell their parents and friends.

 

The day before the Wedding, courtesy of their mum and aunties, they spent the whole day at Mazzone’s and had the full range of treatments on offer, including having their hair done, along with a premium Buffet lunch and copious quantities of champagne.

They were pampered and preened all day and when the giggling overexcited and slightly tipsy Shakespeare’s were manicured, pedicured, coiffured, waxed, buffed, threaded, tweezed, perfumed, painted, and powdered to the point of perfection.  

 

On the day of the wedding Ariadne and Scarlet looked stunning and were indeed radiant and had permanent smiles on their faces, but when Marcus and Gareth arrived their faces did not to show the same level as happiness, in fact they tended toward the grave end of the spectrum, so the girls rushed straight over to them.

“What’s wrong?” they asked

“We need to tell you something” Marcus said

“Something important” Gareth added

“You’ve changed your minds, haven’t you” Ariadne stated

“Is that it? You don’t want to marry us anymore” Scarlet said

“No, no, it’s nothing like that” Marcus replied reassuringly

“But you might change your minds when we tell you what’s happened” Gareth said

“Oh God, you’re already married” Ariadne exclaimed

“Were you already engaged when you proposed to us then?” Scarlet asked

“Absolutely no” replied Marcus

“Very definitely not” Gareth concurred

“Then what?” They asked

“We’re not the prospects you thought we were” Gareth began

“We have been told that if we go ahead and marry you we will be disinherited” Marcus concluded “The family will disown us”

“That’s it?” Ariadne asked and smiled “That’s what the long faces are for?”

“Yes” Marcus replied

“If that’s all it is then we don’t care” Scarlet said “we didn’t fall in love with your “prospects” I fell in love with you”

“So, you don’t mind?” Marcus asked

“Of course, not” Ariadne said and kissed him

“As long as you get to keep the car” she added and laughed

   

 

Snippets of Downshire Life – St George’s Day

 

Downshire is a relatively small English county but like a pocket battleship it packs a lot in, a short but beautiful coastline, a channel port, the Ancient forests of Dancingdean and Pepperstock, the craggy ridges and manmade lakes of the Pepperstock Hills National Park, the rolling hills of the Downshire Downs, the beautiful Finchbottom Vale and farm land as far as the eye can see from the Trotwood’s and the Grace’s in the south to the home of the Downshire Light infantry, Nettlefield, and their affluent neighbour’s, Roespring and Tipton in the North and it’s at the Downshire Country Park Hotel situated equidistant between Great and Little Trotwood where the St Georges Day Ball was taking place.

It was a beautiful moonlit night and Mark Cooper was enjoying a cigar on the Garden Terrace.

The reason he chose that particular place to smoke was because it was the far enough away to escape the noise but close enough, so he could still hear the band.  

He also went there to be alone because he liked to enjoy his smoke in peace, while he mulled things over.

He looked up at the hunter’s moon hanging in the clear night sky as he exhaled the mellow smoke long and slow, which was when his peace was broken by the appearance of a familiar face.

 

When Elspeth Humphreys left the Hotel Ballroom via the French doors she was carrying her shoes in one hand, her pashmina was draped over her arm and she was carrying her evening bag in her other hand as she padded along the terrace.

“Here you are” she said “I wondered where you’d got to”

“I thought I would leave you to your posse of admirers” he said

“They’re not my posse” she replied as she put her shoes and bag down on the terrace wall

“Just your admirers?”

“No, they’re not that either” she giggled “Let’s have a lug”

“You can have one of your own if you want” he retorted

“No, I’ll share yours” she said, and she stood very close to him as she took the cigar from his hand and took a long drag on it.

“So is that why you came out here, to smoke my cigar” he said

“No, I came to find you, and to cool down” she said and giggled before adding “it’s very hot work having a posse of admirers”

 

He studied her while they shared a smoke and Mark thought she looked fabulous in the moonlight and after they finished the cigar Elspeth suddenly shivered

“It looks like you’ve cooled down too much” he said “Come on I’ll take you back in side”

“No, I don’t want to” she protested

“All right then but put this on” he said and slipped off his dinner jacket and put it around her shoulders

“Thank you kind sir” she said “That’s lovely and warm”

“I’m here to serve mistress”

As she stood before him in the moonlight she commanded  

“Good then dance with me”

“Why here?”

“Because I command you” she said flamboyantly

“Very well then mistress, but why wouldn’t you dance with me in there?” he asked

“Because I didn’t want to share you with the crowd” she replied

“I wanted it to be just the two of us”

And then he became aware of being manipulated as if they were in a slow dance on the dance floor, so he just went with her and then he found his back against the wall.

“You may kiss me now” she said

“Yes mistress”

 

 

 

 

BUT THAT WAS BEFORE LOVE DIED

 

We walked together in the spring

When our love was a new thing

And the cherry trees were in blossom

And we thought life was awesome

Our hearts were so full we sighed

But that was before love died

 

In the summer we walked together

In the fine and sunny weather

Through fields of golden corn

When we parted we were forlorn

We felt a burning passion deep inside

But that was before love died

 

In the autumn we walked abroad

And our hearts were of one accord

We wandered thought the golden gown

And nothing could ever get us down

We felt as one when side by side

But that was before love died

 

When winters chill fell upon the land

We still walked together hand in hand

We played in the snow like children

Making snow angels again and again

I even asked her to be my bride

But that was before love died

 

We had walked hand in hand

As a life together we planned

We sat beneath a leafy oak

As of true love we spoke

We loved laughed and cried

But that was before love died

 

Now I walk alone in the familiar places

Where we enjoyed our fond embraces

Where we kissed and spoke of tomorrow

Places that now bring me only sorrow

Her love made me feel alive inside

But that was before love died