Sunday, 9 January 2022

Mornington-By-Mere – (28) Exchanging Gifts on Christmas Eve

 

There are four Windmill Cottages in the village of Mornington-By-Mere and they are as quaintly picturesque as the rest of the village.

They stand detached in a neat row alongside the southern bank of the River Brooke situated between the East Bridge and Church Hall.

The Chapman family live in number 1 and Jo Williamson and her daughter Cassandra live next door at number 2.

 

Alan Chapman was a 50-year-old widowed Farm Labourer and was very highly regarded and as such he was never out of work as a result and because of that he could easily pick and choose where he worked.

As a consequence of his outdoor life, he was a lean fit man with a full head of sandy hair and a weathered complexion.

As a result of his children’s independent existences Alan spent a lot of his leisure time on his own.

He wasn’t altogether happy with that but he had been a widower for ten years, so he was getting used to it.

He was not an unsociable man however and was well liked by those who knew him, and he got on well with his neighbour’s.

 

One of his neighbour’s was Josephine Williamson who he knew very well and had wanted very much to have known her better for some time.

But what held him back was that she was 8 years younger than him.

So he admired her from a distance, and there was much to admire, she was five foot eight with luscious thick ginger curls tumbling down onto her shoulders and mesmerizing green eyes, with a lovely figure, curvaceous and perfectly proportioned.

Jo was a divorcee but had raised her daughter single handed and had to stand on her own two feet, she had managed to get a full-time job with one of the new firms up at Mornington Field, Paige Turners and things were going well for her so she was happy-ish.

 

However, everything changed on a Friday afternoon two weeks before Christmas when he opened the front door and found a rather tipsy Jo Williamson leaning against the doorframe.

“Alan darling” she slurred, “I am a damsel in distress”

 

Once inside she told him that she had been to the Paige Turners Christmas lunch at the Old Mill Inn, and she had enjoyed it very much, but she was locked out of her house and her daughter Caz had gone Christmas shopping in Abbottsford for the day.

 

After having to pay a visit to the loo she tottered into the lounge, make up repaired, outfit perfect, and in one hand she held a sprig of mistletoe.

“Look what I have found,” she said and as she reached him, she raised it above her head.  

So, he stood up to face her, puckered up and gave her a Christmas kiss and as his lips touched hers her it was evident that it was a more intrusive kind of Christmas kiss, she was interested in, which took him by surprise, but it was a nice surprise, so in the spirit of the season and just to be neighbourly he responded in kind.

But the greater surprise came when they ended up making love in his bed.

 

Jo and Alan lay silently in the afterglow in his bed and after a few minutes Jo turned her head to look at him.

“My goodness that was really powerful mistletoe” Jo said from beneath the duvet.

“It was that” he agreed

“This isn’t quiet how I envisaged the day going” she said

“Well, we Chapmans take hospitality very seriously” he said

“I don’t make a habit of this” she said

“Nor do I” Alan said “And this isn’t something I envisaged happening either, but it’s something I pictured in my dreams, often”

He reached out and put his arm around her and she lay her head on his chest.

Holding the bubbly redhead in his arms was something he had often imagined doing but he never expected for a moment that it would actually happen.

But as if it wasn’t enough of a surprise to have enjoyed some afternoon delight with the woman he had admired from afar for so long, it transpired that she felt the same way about him.

 

 

17th December

 

Almost a week had passed since they made love in his house and they had barely spoken a word.

Though not out of guilt or regret it was merely the time of year and they just couldn’t get a moment alone.

They did text, in fact the very next day he received one which read

“Merry Christmas Alan, with love from a grateful Damsel in Distress” It should have been simple enough to communicate as they were next door neighbours but it was complicated by the fact they had family.

They both wanted to take it to the next level but they wanted to speak to their children first and pre warn them.

 

He walked into the village to do some shopping, and first he went to Normans General Store. 

It was full of all the usual trappings of the season, selection boxes, tinsel, wrapping paper and cards but his eyes were immediately drawn to a large stack of magazines.

The Radio Times to be precise, the bumper Christmas edition of the Radio Times.

He got a lot of stick from his kids over it, because they thought it was a bit sad, but he really looked forward to getting the Bumper Christmas Edition of the Radio Times, (other TV Guides were available).

It is one of the highlights of the season for him, and to make it even sadder, he bought two copies.

 

After leaving Norman’s he crossed to road and went to Legg’s Farm shop, then he crossed the road again and went to Addison’s Bakers and finally Boddingtons to get some mince.

It was as he was leaving the latter that he bumped into Jo coming the other way.

“Hello Alan” she said

“Hi Jo, you surprised me” he said then she surprised him again by giving him a bear hug almost crushing his Radio Times and kissed his cheek several times.

“I’ve missed you” she whispered

“Likewise,” he whispered back

“Are you going to The Carol Concert on Saturday night?” She asked

“Yes, I am” he replied

“If you’re going as well then perhaps, we could go together”

“That would be nice” Jo said “I’ll see you on Saturday”

 

On Saturday Night the Chapmans and the Williamson walked together the short distance to St Winifred’s and even sat together and as it was a candlelit service Jo took the opportunity to hold Alan’s hand in the semi darkness.

 

On Christmas Eve Alan rose early and took advantage of the fact the house was empty to get the chores done.

His daughter Lorraine didn’t live with him full time as she was a Nurse at the Winston Churchill Hospital in Abbottsford and rather than commute back and forth, she shared a flat with two other Nurses, Jane Hall, and Rosie Parsons who also lived in Mornington and worked at the Churchill, she herself was working the night shift and wouldn’t be home until Christmas Day.

His son James was a Farm Labourer and worked at Windmill Farm and they were working in the morning and then having Christmas Dinner followed by drinks.

And Subhan was babysitting Hannah Hills kids all day.

 

He loaded the washing machine and set the program to wash and then went upstairs and remade the beds with fresh linen in preparation for Christmas, then he hoovered, dusted and polished throughout the house.

His exceptionally early start to the day enabled him to complete all his chores with ease by lunchtime and after a long leisurely shower he made himself a sandwich.

 

Alan was just drying his hands after washing up his lunch plate when there was a knock at the door.

When he opened it, he found Jo Williamson on the other side of it, wearing a Christmas jumper and wearing tinsel in her hair, holding a Christmas parcel.

“Happy Christmas” she said beaming.

“Hey! Happy Christmas hon” he responded, “come in”

“Ok” she said still smiling broadly “but no funny business”

“No funny business” he agreed, and Jo stepped inside.

“You didn’t have to get me a gift,” he said to her as he took her coat.

“But it was a nice thing to do, thank you”

As Jo sat down on the sofa, he reached under the Christmas Tree and picked up a little gift bag and handed it to her.

“Merry Christmas” he said and sat down beside her.

 

But she seemed not to notice the gift and took a deep breath and blurted out.

“I’ve told Caz about us”

“Really?” he said

“She saw us holding hands at the Carol Service” She explained “So I had to”

“Good” he said

“Then you’re not angry?”

“No of course not” he said, “What did she say?”

“She said that she was thrilled for me” and tears were beginning to form in her eyes.

Alan put his arms around her and said

“I told Jimmy last night and he said it was about time”

“What about the others?” she asked

“I spoke to Siobhan before she went out this morning” Alan said

“And what did she say?” Jo said urgently, knowing that she would be the most likely to be upset by the news as she was only 7 when her mum died.

“Cool” he replied, and she sighed

“So only Lorraine to tell then”

“Yes, I’ll tell her tomorrow” he said “But she’s been telling me for years I needed to find someone, so she won’t be a problem”

“So, what do we do now?” she asked

“Well, I don’t know” he replied “but once I’ve spoken to Lorraine it means you can kiss me anytime you want without the aid of mistletoe”

“Oh, I like the sound of that” She said and gave him a big hug and an hour later they were snuggled beneath the freshly laundered duvet.

“So much for no funny business” he thought as she lay her head on his chest and sighed.

MEETING BENEATH THE CLOCK

Beneath the clock, I waited expectantly

Awaiting my blind date, a little nervously

He’s late but I don’t mind, at least not yet,

No doubt he’ll have a good reason, I bet.

 

He’s here at last and only an hour late

A good-looking man so worth the wait?

Clear blue eyes and his smile is terrific

Oh, but his breath could stop the traffic

Nobody’s perfect and he has a kind face

And he’s booked at an exclusive place

 

The restaurant looks fine, very expensive,

Alas appearances were definitely deceptive

The food was poor, and service shambolic

His conversation dull and monosyllabic


Drinking to excess and slobbering food

His table manners nothing short of rude

 

His drinking drove me around the bend

I couldn’t wait for the evening to end

The bill arrived and I was asked to pay half

I replied flatly “you’re having a laugh”


He leapt to his feet exploding with fury

But fell backwards into the shrubbery

I threw him a look of contempt and disdain

Embarrassed, I left saying “never again”

And “of course a blind date would go amiss,

I can’t believe I shaved my legs for this”

Saturday, 8 January 2022

Mornington-By-Mere – (27) Maggie May

 

Mornington-By-Mere was not just a quaint chocolate box English Village it was the beating heart of the Finchbottom Vale.

And although the village was the hub it was the surrounding farms and hamlets that were its life blood.

One such Farm was Mereside on the Southern side of the village.

The Hoddinott family had farmed the land at Mereside Farm for five generation and with fair winds and following seas they would do so for the next five.

The head of the Hoddinott’s was Clive, at least that was what his wife Suzanne allowed him think.

But they were in their mid-fifties and were looking forward to be able to hand the reins’ on to their offspring.

There were three children the eldest was Robert Hoddinott 27 who they knew they could safely rely on to take over the running of the farm to such an extent that the handover would be seamless but they were less sure he would pass on the family name, as he appeared to have no inclination in finding himself a wife.

The second child was Amy who was 24 years old and had no interest whatsoever in becoming a farmer or a farmer’s wife for that matter, not that she hated the farm or indeed farming but she just loved her chosen path more which was teaching and she was a Teacher at the village school, and the youngest was 21 year old April who wasn’t a natural farmer but she had other strengths and she was recently married to Calvin Chance and was carrying the first of the next generation of farmers.

Aprils mother Suzanne was surprised that she was the first to settle and if the truth be told she was a little relieved because she feared her tomboy daughter would never find someone.

 

On the farm there was a two bedroom cottage that had been renovated earlier that year by April and the man that became her husband and the cottage was advertised for holiday lets.

 

The first guest took up residence in the cottage at the beginning of May and following the initial guest there were back to back bookings right through the summer. 

 

It was quite fortuitous that there were a limited number of cottage lets in the Mornington area.

So they had a little gold mine in the cottage, the Finchbottom Vale was a very popular destination during the summer months as well as out of season, for rambling, birding or fishing.

The village itself as well as the surrounding country side proved to be a popular attraction.

 

Everyone on the farm had to do their bit and Amy was no exception, and the kind of tasks she had to perform were far removed from her professional life as a teacher but she never complained and although she would never admit it to her parents or siblings she sometimes welcomed the time she spent working on the farm to think.

 

One of the tasks which fell to Amy more often than not was the management of the cottage, advertising, bookings and when necessary the housekeeping.

And it was when she was cleaning the cottage after a two week long let to a newlywed couple that Amy got her first pangs of regret at having no one special in her life, her tomboy sister had manage to get herself a man, eventually, so why couldn’t she.

 

The cottage having already brought April and Calvin together was destined to prove the catalyst of other relationships when the cottage worked its magic for the Hoddinott’s once again in October when the new tenant, Mike Tooke, arrived at the farm and he and Amy were simultaneously struck by cupid’s arrow.

He was there for a change of scene and instead he met a girl that changed his life.

He was a few years older than Amy was with a rugged face and thick dark curly hair.

He was a few inches over six feet, which Amy liked because she liked tall, and he was big, not fat but solid, she liked well-made men as well because they were big and cuddly.

He was only there for a couple of weeks and was by profession an LED Lighting specialist and worked for the family business “Light and Day” along with his older sister Maggie, and part of the reason he chose Mornington for his sojourn was Mornington Field.

The lease was due to expire on one of their premises in Pepperstock so the following year he was going to have to move his workshop and he wanted to know if Mornington was a viable option for relocation.

He hadn’t bargained on falling in love but from the moment she kissed him on the bank of the River Brooke they were bound for life.

The Hoddinott women all had the same look as Twenty four year old Amy and her younger sister April, although three years apart, could easily have passed for twins and their mum was just an older version of them.

Though they didn’t resemble their brother Robert in the slightest he was his father’s son and they took after their mum.

They were smaller than their brother, leaner and wiry.

Like their mum they had the fine strawberry blonde hair that all of their mums side of the family possessed, as well as her cool blue eyes.

 

The Hoddinott men on the other hand were cut from different cloth and Clive was a great bear of a man in his mid-fifties with curtly black hair that was greying at the temples and his son Robert was a chip off the old block.

 

Roberts’s parents supposed that the reason he was still single and unattached was that he was disinclined to find himself a wife but nothing could have been farther from the truth.

He would have loved to find someone and it was entirely untrue that he hadn’t been looking, he most certainly had, he just hadn’t found anyone suitable.

 

Robert Hoddinott was a farmer and he loved being a farmer and he never saw a time in his future when he would cease to be a farmer.

Unfortunately it was not a lifestyle that appealed to everyone and young girls, even from a rural community were not always enamoured by farming or the prospect of being a farmer’s wife.

The other problem was even if he could find someone who didn’t mind farming they didn’t necessarily fit his criteria.

He was wasn’t interested in the lacy bits of fluffiness who spent more on their hair, eyebrows and nails than he did on his car and the amount they spent on clothing was shameful.

So that was the reason he was single was that he hadn’t found anyone to fit the bill.

 

The Tooke’s company “Light and Day manufactured and sold LED Lighting products in their many forms, from Christmas Tree lights to Studio and Theatre spotlights.

Mike Tooke was not a salesman or a marketer, the Tooke’s employed people to fill those roll’s Mike’s love was converting older lighting products to LED and there was a healthy profit in doing that. 

His older sister Maggie was fast approaching 30 years of age and her role in the business was as Finance Director and she was very good at it despite having to get there the hard way.

 

When she was 19 and Mike was only 16 their parents died in a car accident and she had to give up University to be guardian to her brother.

She threw all of her efforts into looking after Mike and ensuring the business stayed on track, which involved the transition to LED, which was the future.

She had no family of her own or even had an enduring relationship because although she wasn’t conscious of it she was waiting until Mike settled down first, which she suspected would never happen so she concentrated on work.

 

But when he told her he had met someone while he was staying in Mornington she couldn’t wait to meet her because when she spoke to him on the phone all she got was Amy this and Amy that she had never known him so smitten.

As he was staying at the cottage for 2 weeks the plan was always for her to drive down on Saturday morning of the middle weekend and stay with him until Sunday.

Which after speaking with him on the phone she was looking forward to it even more.

 

When Saturday came she set off straight after breakfast and drove through the autumn mist and arrived at the farm just after ten o’clock.

She spotted her brothers car and parked next to it and got out but couldn’t see the cottage so she took out her phone.

“Are you Mike’s sister?” a voice said

When she turned around there was an attractive middle-aged woman with faded strawberry blonde hair leading a horse.

“I hope that’s not her” she thought to her self

“Yes I’m Maggie” she replied

“I thought so, you have the look of your brother” she said “I’m Suzanne Hoddinott, Amy’s mum”

“Pleased to meet you” Maggie said

“The cottage is just through the trees” Suzanne said pointing the way.

“Thank you”

“No problem” She said “see you later”

 

Maggie was pleased that Suzanne had recognised Mike in her.

She was tall like him just a few inches shorter and she had the thick dark curls, but beyond that he had rugged features and hers were a bit indistinct but clearly there was enough of a likeness to be identified.

“Unless she thinks I look like a man” She said to herself “That’s a bit worrying”

She reached the cottage and knocked on the door and a few moments later it opened and Mike was standing there smiling broadly.

“Hello sis” he said and hugged her.

 

Amy had to go to Abbottsford that morning with a friend of her’s who was getting married so she was going to be gone most of the day so mike took Maggie up to Mornington Field and discussed the possibilities of moving the workshop over there.

“It’s all down to cost” she said “But I agree in principle”

“Good we have an appointment with Victoria Johnson Higham on Monday morning to look at plans and discuss rents”

“I didn’t bring any business clothes with me” she said

“That’s ok the meeting is in that hangar” Mike said “So its wellies and hard hats”

“Lovely” she said “any other bombshells?”

“No I don’t think so” he said “unless you count dinner with the Hoddinott’s tonight”

“Oh do we have to?” she pleaded “Can’t we just go and eat at a gastro pub, just the two of us?”

“Yes we have to go” he said “What are you worried about? They’re really nice people”

“I sure they are but…”

“And they might become our in-laws” he added

“Yes but…” she began “What do you mean in-laws?”

“You know, mother in law, father in law, brother in law”

“I know what in laws are, idiot boy” she said slapping his arm “Are you that serious about Amy?”

“Yes I am” he confessed

“I am so pleased for you” she said and hugged him so tightly

“You haven’t even met her yet”

“I met her mum this morning” she said and giggled “and I thought that was her”

“You thought I’d fallen in love with Mrs H?” he said and laughed until his sides hurt.

 

Mike and Maggie left the cottage together, both wearing jeans and casual tops.

“Are you sure we don’t need to dress up?” Maggie asked

“Of course not” Mike replied

“You should have warned me we were invited to dinner and I’d have had the chance to dress up a bit”

“I understand you want to look your best” Mike said “But don’t worry about it, they’re good people”

“I’m sure they are but I’m wearing jeans” she added and as they approached the farmhouse Maggie was dreading spending the evening with a bunch of strangers.

 

Mike had come accustomed to using the kitchen door over the previous week but he knew the kitchen would be chaotic at best so he gave that one a miss and went to the front door instead.

When they reached it Mike knocked lightly on the door and went straight in.

“Hello” he called

 

Mike had come accustomed to using the kitchen door over the previous week but he knew the kitchen would be chaotic at best so he gave that one a miss and went to the front door instead.

When they reached it Mike knocked lightly on the door and went straight in.

“Hello” he called

“Come in Mike” a voice instructed

“Here we go” Maggie thought “Smile through the pain”

Mike led the way down the hall and Maggie followed.

“Hi everyone” he said and Amy emerged from the kitchen and kissed Mike then he introduced Maggie to her and she returned to the kitchen to help her mum and left him to complete the introductions and last one was Robert.

“This is Rob….” Mike began

“Oh hello!” she interrupted “I’m Maggie”

 

During the meal, Robert and Maggie monopolised each other and paid only passing interest in the rest of conversation.

At the other end of the table Mike was sitting between Amy and her mum and whispered

“I think Maggie is smitten”

“I think it’s mutual” Suzanne replied and smiled

I haven’t seen him look like that since the time we got the new cows”

“Did you just liken my sister to a cow?” Mike said and after thirty seconds all three of them started laughing hysterically.

 

Desert was followed by Coffee and liqueurs and the conversation got onto birthdays or to be more precise Maggie’s up coming.

“It’s Mag’s birthday on Wednesday” Mike said “A significant birthday no less”

“Oh really?” Robert said “Which one?” 

“The big three zero” Maggie confessed

“Well don’t look at it that you’re going to be 30, think of it more as turning twenty ten” Robert said and touched her hand and a look passed between them.

“Well I think I know what my sister wants for her Birthday” Mike said

“Yes but how is she going to get her present if he is on the farm and she’s in Pepperstock?” Amy asked

“I don’t know but I have never seen her so mesmerized” Mike replied

“Why don’t the four of you do something together tomorrow afternoon” Suzanne suggested “Maybe that would give her a reason not to go home on Monday”

“We were going fishing?” Amy said

“You don’t fish” her mum pointed out “But Robert does, what about Maggie, does she like to fish?”

“Not a bit” he replied

“We could just go for a walk along the river bank and up to the woods beyond Hill Top Farm” Amy offered

“Well it’s better than nothing” her Mum agreed

“Well whatever we do, we mustn’t let the embers cool” Mum said

“That’s very poetic way of saying we have to play cupid mother” Amy said

“What can I say I have hidden talents” she retorted

 

“Well that wasn’t so bad was it?” he said as they walked back to the cottage.

“I admit it was much more enjoyable than I was expecting” she agreed

“And Robert?” he asked

“Oh yes he was very nice” she said and qualified her statement “For a farmer”

 

Before the meal on Saturday Night it wasn’t anyone’s intention to match-make it was just meant to be a pleasant meal for everyone to get to know each other, the fact that she and Robert were clearly attracted to each other was an unexpected bonus.

“So you didn’t think he was anything special then?” he asked

“He was pleasant enough” she replied coyly

“So you won’t want to go for a walk after lunch tomorrow with me, Amy and the farmer?

“Well I wouldn’t want to be unsociable” Maggie said and grinned

 

Sunday morning and the Hoddinott’s, the Chances and the Tooke’s assembled in the farmyard with the notable exception of Robert who was tending to another sick cow with the vet.

Maggie got a bit panicky and was anxiously looking around when Suzanne noticed her discomfort and announced to the crowd.

“Robert is with the vet and will follow us down shortly”

 

Inside St Winifred’s Maggie sat on the aisle and kept darting glances over her shoulder like a fighter pilot in the Battle of Britain hoping to see Robert appear which he did eventually halfway through the final hymn, but instead of coming to sit beside her in the place she had saved for him he stood at the back of the church until the service ended.

 

But when the service was over and they began filing out he walked up to her immediately.

“Hello” he said and she inexplicably blushed and then they walked back up to the farm together.

After lunch was done and dusted Amy and Maggie helped Suzanne clear away and then they joined Robert and Mike and the four of them went outside.

The Hoddinott’s planned to show their guests the delights of the village and its environs.

 

When the walk began the four of them exchanged small talk as they walked unhurriedly out through the gate and onto Windmill Lane.

They continued down the lane when it bore to the right and continued along it passing the four Windmill Cottages on the left with the Old East Mill ahead of them.

The walk took them along the familiar path Amy and Mike had taken down to the River the week before but instead of turning left by the East Bridge they turned right to follow the River upstream toward Shallowfield.

But no sooner had they set foot on the river side path than the heavens opened.

Fortunately Scott Collier and his girlfriend Chloe Addison were working inside the derelict Windmill and happened to see the four of them out in the rain.

“Hey Robert! Over here” Scott called

“Come in and shelter” Chloe added

Once inside Robert did the introductions and they took shelter from the rain for half an hour until it eased a little and they took their chance to get back home before the next deluge arrived.

 

As soon as they got back to the farm Amy said

“Let’s go and dry off”

But Robert had different ideas

“I’m going to check on Juliet”

“Can I come too?” Maggie asked

“Oh yes” he said “Lovely”

Once inside the farmhouse Amy’s mum said

“You didn’t get very far then”

“No, only as far as the Old East Mill” Amy replied shedding her coat

“Where are the other two?” Suzanne asked

“They’re in the cow shed” Mike replied “checking on Juliet”

“What on earth did he take her in there for?” Suzanne said crossly

“I think he’s showing her the competition” Amy said and they all dissolved into laughter.

 

On Monday Mike and Maggie went up to Mornington Field

For their Meeting with Victoria Johnson Higham and afterwards as they walked back to the farm he asked

“What do you think?”

“Well I think we’re not going to get a better price per square foot anywhere” she said “I might even work form here too”

“So you think we should proceed?”

“Yes” she said

“Excellent” he said “Do you want to grab lunch before you head off?”

“You can buy me lunch by all means but I thought I might stay around for a few days” she said “at least until after my birthday”

“Did you?”

“Yes I did, so as I need a few things, like knickers and stuff why don’t we drive to Shallowfield and have lunch there”

So that’s what they did and as Robert and his Dad were away from the farm all day as they had taken some calf’s to market she was in no hurry to get back.

So they had a long leisurely lunch at the Woodcutters and then she left Mike sitting in the pub while she went and bought some new underwear and a couple of tops.

 

On Tuesday Robert and his Dad were again away from the farm as they were driving up to Millmoor in the north of the county to pick up some second hand farm equipment.

So Maggie caught up with some work back at the cottage and Mike spent the day fishing.

 

On Wednesday it was Maggie’s 30th birthday so Mike booked a table for 8 at the Old Mill Inn in the village, which was in part to thank the Hoddinott’s for the hospitality as well as to celebrate his sisters 30th.

Because he had decided to stay on in Mornington she had to spend most of the day working and skyping her office.

 

Mike and Maggie walked up to the farmhouse at 7.30 and knocked lightly on the door and went in.

“Hello!” he called and just as they reached the lounge they were assailed with a hearty

“Happy Birthday”

Followed by kisses from everyone with Robert being the last and after a tentative birthday kiss the couple became acutely aware that everyone was watching them.

 

Mike and Maggie walked up to the farmhouse at 7.30 and knocked lightly on the door and went in.

“Hello!” he called and just as they reached the lounge they were assailed with a hearty

“Happy Birthday”

Followed by kisses from everyone with Robert being the last and after a tentative birthday kiss the couple became acutely aware that everyone was watching them and then Amy emerged from the kitchen carrying a tray with a chilled bottle of Champagne in a bucket and the wine glasses.

She set down the tray and poured the wine and everyone wished Maggie a happy birthday again.

 

When they had polished off the champagne they all got their coats on in preparation of the walk to the village but they realised the birthday girl and Robert were missing.

“Where’s Robert?” Suzanne asked

“I don’t know” April replied “but Maggie’s gone as well”

“They’re in the cow shed” Amy informed them “I just saw them go in”

“Why on earth does he keep taking her in there?” His mum said “I really despair of that boy”

 

“It’s alright I’ll go and get them” Mike said “then we need to get going”

Mike rushed across the yard and opened the cowshed door far enough for him to squeeze in and he was about to call out to them but then he caught sight of them in the throes of a very passionate birthday kiss.

“Are they coming?” Amy said from behind him.

“Shhsh” he whispered and then guided her through the door so she was standing in front of him so she had a front row seat at the show.

“Wow” she said quietly “We did it”

“I don’t think we had anything to do with it” he said as they sneaked back out through the door.

 

“Are they in there?” Suzanne asked

“Oh yes and they’re snogging” Amy said

“Hallelujah” she said and grabbed her husband’s arm “They’re snogging”

“As long as they’re not snogging the cows” Clive said and laughed

“Are you sure it wasn’t just a birthday kiss?” she asked

“Oh no it was very definitely a snog” Amy said

 

“Hello!” Mike shouted outside the door “Hello!”

“We’re in the cowshed” Robert shouted back

“Ok we’re heading off to the pub now” Mike said

“We’re nearly done here” Robert replied “Don’t wait, we’ll catch you up”

“Alright”

 

“It would appear there is more snogging to be done” Amy said

“That’s my boy” his dad, Clive said proudly

“If I’d realised all it took was the ambience of a cowshed I wouldn’t have bothered booking the table and I could have saved a fortune” Mike said as they walked along the lane at the rear of the group

“Yes but there are other rewards for your generosity” Amy said

“And what do you mean by that” he said stopping and taking her in his arms

“Well it may not just be the birthday girl who gets the present” she said and then they kissed

 

Suzanne glanced over her shoulder at the kissing couple and said

“Oh look, isn’t that lovely?”

“Then when she looked ahead of them April and Calvin were also exchanging a kiss

“Look even they’re at it now” she said

“Well if you can’t beat them join them” her husband said and kissed her.

YOUNG ANNE

 

Anne stood on a still riverbank, peaceful,

In that silent and untroubled location

But she knew well that was the very last time

She would stand in that special place alone

A joining of hearts in the days to come

Meant her life would be forever altered.

But remembrances filled her young head

Of when her own council was all she had

But no more since he entered her life

A soul mate, kindred spirit and lover

A friend and yet so much more besides

The other half of her, found at long last

And with this new stranger reunited

They will share the love that is requited

Friday, 7 January 2022

Mornington-By-Mere – (26) ABC

 

Twenty three year old twins Cordelia and Corliss St George lived at Mornington Manor, in Mornington-By-Mere with their brother, two elder sisters and an aunt.

They were tall, a smidge short of six foot, strikingly attractive with warm smiles, blue eyes and long blonde hair and hearts as big as a the Manor House they lived in and felt blessed to have loving siblings and 3 particularly good and longstanding friends.

         

Apart from the fact they all lived in Mornington and were all 23 years old, the five girls also went to Abbottsford University together.

And it was while they were at University that Lisa Kincaid-Smith, Megan Murray, Carina Crockford and twin sisters Cordelia and Corliss St George performed as the Jackson 5 for the first time.

It was during rag week on their first week when they donned gold lame flares and black wigs and sang “I want you back” and from that moment it became their party piece and one that had been repeated on many occasions since.

So when they signed up for the Sharpington Day Parade on Bank Holiday Monday, a Charity event which raised tens of thousands of pounds every year, much of which was collected by volunteers rattling tins along the route whilst in fancy dress, it was a forgone conclusion who they would dress up as.

Sharpington-by-Sea was a traditional seaside resort complete with a Victorian Pier, seafront hotels, crazy golf, ballroom, well maintained gardens, promenade, theatre and illuminations, all the usual things to have a great time by the seaside, as well as amusement arcades and of course the Sharpington Fun Park.

Which was the first purpose built amusement park to open in Britain, which had an assortment of rides, like the Rotor and the tame compared to a 21st century roller coaster but still fun.

But on the August Bank Holiday Monday it wasn’t the Fun Park people were interested in.

It was the parade that attracted people from all over Downshire and beyond and Carina had an idea to make their Jackson 5 homage even better by having all the girls professionally made up to match Megan Murray’s skin colour which was dark caramel due to her mixed race heritage.

However much to her consternation her suggestion wasn’t greeted with universal approval.

That was mainly due to the fact that the St George girls were very white with pale skin and blue eyes and Lisa was a proper ginger who actually ended up paler when she went out in the sun.

Although their concerns centred more on not wishing to look ridiculous rather than the fear of any offence they might cause.

 

However their fears were soon put at ease when Carina explained what she had in mind. 

Since leaving University Carina Crockford had worked in the makeup department at the Purplemere Studio’s and it was there where she had charge of a group of trainee make-up artists and among them were Karen Cooper and Ivana Holubova, and it was they who Carina had persuaded to make the girls up.

Also she had co-opted the help of Sue Moss and Lisa Mendez from the costume department.

As a result the girls reluctantly agreed to go along with it but reserved judgement on whether they would allow themselves to be seen in public made up and costumed.

 

As it turned out the makeup and costumes were so good that on the day of the Sharpington Day Parade no one realised that only one of the Jackson 5 was actually black.

It was only at the very end of the day as they were getting into the car when Lisa’s wig fell off to reveal her ginger hair that a member of the public realised something was amiss.

There was however no public outcry though they got a mention in the Sharpington Courier and there was talk of a Police investigation but nothing came of it and the tale of the Jackson 5 passed into modern folklore.

 

Apart from the girls being twins Corliss and Cordelia were also the best of friends and like all the St Georges they were tall, blonde, blue eyed and strikingly attractive and yet they had passed the age of 23 without a steady boyfriend between them.

They weren’t exactly sweet sixteen’s and they had certainly been kissed but to be perfectly honest they weren’t really interested in men, not that they were otherwise inclined, it was just that their leisure time was precious to them and they hadn’t yet met the men that they would give up the time they had spare.

They both worked for the Mornington Estate and when they weren’t working they were sailing, canoeing, mountain biking, climbing, horse riding, you name it they spent their down time doing it, because basically Corliss and Cordelia were the outdoorsy type.

 

They both lived at Mornington Manor, and their primary aim in life was to have fun and keep their independence.

However while they were intent on enjoying themselves at every opportunity they met the devastatingly good looking White Brothers at the Mornington New Year’s Eve party at the Manor.

 

Peter and Paul White weren’t twins, in fact there was a two year gap between them, but they looked identical, they lived in The Close, at number 2 with their parents and younger brother.

They were also employed on the Mornington Estate as watermen,  

A role that they inherited from their father Andy who was now semi-retired due to ill health.

Their job was to maintain the health and wellbeing of the stretch of the River Brooke that dissected the Estate as well as the Mornington Mere and the numerous streams and ponds.

 

Although neither of them let on to the other at the time the twins thought the brothers were absolutely gorgeous and as a result from that moment on their perspectives on life altered.

 

Before the New Year’s Eve party they had no recollection of having seen the White boys despite them being Mornington natives, but from January the 1st of the year onwards they saw them absolutely everywhere especially as their work for the estate took the twins all over.

 

It wasn’t until Easter however that Corliss confessed to her sister that she was attracted to one of the White brothers.

They were at the Manor and had spent the evening of Good Friday drinking more wine than was good for them.

“I really like Paul White” she blurted out and braced herself for Cordelia’s savage response, but instead of being cross she just laughed.

“I really like the other one” she said

Thankfully there was no argument as to who liked which brother they were instantly attracted to one hunk each, which was great for their friendship.

The problem was that as they had never really been interested in the opposite sex very much, they didn’t have a clue how to proceed, they only knew that they were smitten.

Looking the way that they did, tall, blonde and striking, they had had no shortage of male attention ever since their breasts arrived but historically they had hung onto the occasion one but mostly they just beat them away with a stick, but now the boot was on the other foot.

 

Nothing happened at all after the first encounter with them on New Year’s Eve at the Manor other than watching silently from afar and following their mutual confessions at Easter the twins did little else than talk about them a lot but that was as far as it went.

 

Once both girls had come clean they took their admiration to closer quarters and when the girls came upon their quarry they politely said hello and smiled and sometimes they even chatted briefly, they often came upon them on the River, fishing, but it was the closed season in April so they got harder to find.

 

By the beginning of May along with their ambushing the Whites whenever possible, which clearly wasn’t working, Cordelia and Corliss had adopted a different tactic.

They had established a pattern of where and when they would be on certain days and planned their working week around them.

Being the outdoorsy type they would take the mountain bikes, or the horses and ride past where they were working in the hope of catching site of them or engaging them in conversation but this proved to be a fruitless endeavour as did canoeing on the Brooke when they were taking water samples.

 

The four of them had lived in Mornington their whole lives and yet it wasn’t until they were in their early twenties that they actually met, quite remarkable really.

Paul White was a year older than the St George girls and Peter was a year younger but Corliss and Cordelia had no recollection whatever of them even though they must have gone to the same college in Finchbottom, they must have been either anonymous or invisible.

 

Paul was the older brother by two years, he was also two inches shorter and less self-confidence than Peter.

They were both athletically built with curly black hair and dark eyes and although the girls were unaware of it Corliss and Cordelia had not gone unnoticed.

 

It was about a week into the month of May that Cordelia St George was walking past the Vicarage and it was early on Saturday morning which was when Peter White came racing across the bridge on his bike at great pace and nearly took her out.

“Whoa” she said and jumped out of the way and Peter screeched to a halt.

“Sorry Miss St George” he said “I didn’t think anyone else was up and about this early”

He was up that early as he wanted to ride over to Shallowfield to order his brother’s birthday present so he would be back before Paul realised where he’d been.

Cordelia on the other hand was on her way home after an early shift at Windmill Farm due to a sick cow.

“Don’t call me Miss St George” she said “I’m Cordelia”

She looked at his gorgeous black curls beneath his helmet, and his dark eyes and sighed.

Peter had one foot on the floor and the other on the pedal and her eyes were fixed on the shape of his muscular thigh and the firmness of his buttock and she was transfixed until he caught her looking and she blushed and looked away.

“So why are you up so early?” she asked

“I’ve got to sort out a birthday pressie for Paul” he replied

“Where from?”

“Shallowfield” he replied “There’s a guy that makes handmade fishing rods”

Peter looked at his watch and said

“Oh damn, I really have to go”

“Oh ok” she said failing to hide her disappointment as he pedalled away.

“Bye” he said and as he pedalled off he cursed his luck after finally making some progress he had to leave.

“Paul had better like his bloody fishing rod” he said to himself

 

Peter was desperate to tell his brother about his encounter with Cordelia on the river bank and to recount the story of him catching her devouring him with his eyes, but that would have necessitated him telling Paul about the circumstances that brought him to the river path at that time of the morning on a Saturday so he had to keep it too himself.

 

A few days later Corliss was just leaving Addison’s Bakers when she saw Paul walking the other way, she liked Paul, and she thought he was cute, but she never got a chance to talk to him when he was alone or when she was alone.

He was either with his brother Peter or she was with her sister Cordelia.

She saw him on the pavement, he slowed down as he approached the shop and when he saw her he waved.

Corliss waved back and then suffered a rush of blood to the head and inexplicably blew him a kiss.

He stopped waving, went beetroot red and turned around and sped off.

“Shit” Corliss said out loud “too far, too soon”

 

“You stupid idiot” Corliss muttered under her breath as she shuffled disconsolately along the road cursing her missed opportunity.

In fact she was so distracted, as she ambled along berating herself for her stupidity, that she didn’t even notice her sister Cordelia coming the other way.

“What’s up sis?” Cordelia asked but Corliss didn’t react and carried on muttering to herself as before.

“Corliss!!” Cordelia called and grabbed her shoulder     

“Wha…” she exclaimed

“What’s the matter?” Cordelia asked

“I’m such a fool” she replied

“Why?”

“I had a chance to talk to Paul, one on one” she said “but instead of chatting him up I scared him away before I could”

“Ah, I see” Cordelia said “Was it really bad?”

“Oh it was bad alright” she said “it was much easier when we used to let the men make all the moves and we just cherry picked, I like him though”

“Really? I wouldn’t have guessed”

“Very funny”

“I’m just as crazy about his brother” Cordelia admitted

“So what are we going to do about it?” Corliss asked

“I have a plan” she replied

“Good”

“So what exactly did you do to scare him off?” Cordelia asked

“You wouldn’t believe me if I told you” she replied

 

After running away from Corliss St George outside the bakery Paul went straight to his brother and blurted out the sorry tale.

“I behaved like an idiot”

“Don’t be daft bro” Peter said

“But she blew me a kiss and I ran away” he responded

“How could I be so wet?”

“It’s not so bad” Peter said encouragingly

“She’ll never look at me again” he said and buried his head in her hands.

Peter was desperate to tell his story about meeting Corliss but it would have to wait until after his birthday.

However on reflection he thought it probably wouldn’t have made either of them feel any better.

 

It was Paul Whites 25th birthday on the 23rd of May and his brother Peter’s was on the 27th.

On their actual birthday they were going out to a restaurant of their choice with their family.

Paul’s favourite was a Chinese in Abbottsford called the Scented Garden while Paul liked the Brown Windsor in Shallowfield.

 

It was a week after Corliss had frightened away Paul and a week away from his birthday that the two brothers were walking passed the Mornington Mere heading away from the village.

They were on their way to take water samples for testing and were chatting about their upcoming celebrations.

But when they were about halfway along the path they found Corliss and Cordelia St George waiting by a tree.

“Hey you two” Corliss said and she and her sister smiled broadly. 

Peter smiled back and Paul blushed.

“Do you want some company?” Cordelia asked 

“Who are you asking?” Peter replied

“You of course” she said

“Then yes I do” Peter said cockily and she and Corliss walked slowly away.

While all this was going on the normally gregarious Corliss was suddenly uncharacteristically tongue tied and just kept grinning inanely at Paul.

He had stopped blushing and was waiting patiently for the invitation which didn’t appear to be coming so he said

“Alright then”

“Wha… what?” Corliss responded

“Yes alright then” he repeated

“Alright then what?” she asked

“You may keep me company” Paul said confidently

“Thank you” Corliss said and they walked off behind the other two.

By the time both couples had reached the end of the Mere they had arranged to go out for a meal at the Worsted Viper Hotel in Purplemere that evening.