Thursday 23 June 2022

Downshire Diary – (50) On the Night of the Lord Lieutenant’s Summer Ball

 

Neil Etherington was an average man approaching his thirtieth birthday not that he was a bad looking man, he wasn’t, but he wasn’t stunning, sexy or buff, he was strictly middling but his girlfriend

Samantha Barraclough was anything but, she was an absolute beauty three years younger, elegant, daintily petite, intelligent, funny, sexy and with a perfectly beautiful angelic voice, pure Carrington Chase educated perfection, Carrington Chase being Downshire’s version of Roedean, although those in Downshire thought it was the other way around, and it was a voice that made Charlotte Green sound common.

He pinched himself at the start of everyday, especially the ones on which he woke up beside her, just to check he wasn’t dreaming.

Because the good fortune that brought Samantha into his life was the type of thing that didn’t happen to him, and everyone who witnessed them together unanimously agreed that he was punching well above his weight.

They first encountered each other at a business meeting at the Abbottsford Regents Hotel, where she was a potential new client and he was trying to win a new account, but the meeting was unresolved as it was love at first sight.

 

Neil worked for a firm of architects called New Horizons whose head office was in Sharpington by Sea while Samantha Barraclough was approaching her 28th birthday and was a project consultant for the family business, Barraclough Ventures and the project that Samantha’s company was heading up was the regeneration of the former Industrial Power House of the county, Northchapel.

 

The love that bloomed between Samantha Barraclough and Neil Etherington in Abbottsford in June went from strength to strength

 

However things had not been all plain sailing since they had met, though not between the two of them they were completely simpatico.

The problems stemmed from a different quarter entirely and from those who should have been the most delighted for them, their close friends and family.

Neil and Samantha were the victims of snobbery, inverted and otherwise.

Her family thought she had set her sights to low while his nearest and dearest believed he had set his too high.

Her friends thought he was common while his thought she was a snob.

Only their closest friends Jonathon Hardman and Isabelle Decoene stuck by them.

 

So as a result they had found it difficult to fit inside each other’s worlds, but the couple believed that love will out and Samantha drew a line under the difficulties when she said

“If you can’t live in my world and I can’t live in yours we shall just have to make a world of our own”

If he hadn’t been in love with her already he certainly would have been after that speech.

 

However there were still some events that she was required to attend as a representative of the company, such as the Lord Lieutenant’s Summer Ball which was why he was at home alone in Brocklington on Saturday night.

He spent the day in the garden pottering about and the evening watching TV but by ten o’clock he was feeling a bit restless so he decided to take a shower then he would have a nightcap and go to bed.

 

Although she had suggested they create a world their own there were still some events that she was required to attend as a representative of the company, such as the Lord Lieutenant’s Summer Ball which was why he was at home alone in Brocklington on Saturday night.

He spent the day in the garden pottering about and the evening watching TV but by ten o’clock he was feeling a bit restless so he decided to take a shower then he would have a nightcap and go to bed.

 

It was about half an hour later as he was coming down the stairs when the doorbell rang.

He had no idea who it might be, he certainly wasn’t expecting anyone and when he opened the door he was surprised to see Samantha standing on the doorstep in full evening wear and over her shoulder he could see a taxi pulling away.

“Hello” he said with genuine surprise

“Hello Darling” Samantha said and kissed him,

“Can I come in then?”

“Of course” he said fussily “come in, come in”

Once inside she slipped off her stole and walked through to the lounge looking absolutely gorgeous in a full-length black evening dress which was as usual perfectly accessorized with long elbow length gloves and clutch purse, etcetera, and he imagined her to be fully accessorized under the dress as well.

“You’re a bit overdressed for Brocklington” he observed while mentally undressing her.

“I know” Samantha said as she sat down “I was going to the Ball but…”

“But?” he asked

“I couldn’t face everyone quizzing me”

“About what?” he quizzed

“About my choice in men” she replied

“I’m sorry,” he said inadequately

“I’m not” Samantha said defiantly “I would rather be here with you”

And then she kissed him again

“So Cinders didn’t go to the ball” she added 

“I prefer you to be here as well” he admitted

“And you’re welcome to wine and dine here”

“Well thank you kind sir” Sam said “Lead me to the wine”

Neil walked to the kitchen and opened the fridge and took out an open bottle of wine and two large wine glasses from the cupboard and filled them.

But before he returned to the lounge Samantha walked up behind him and wrapped her arms around him.

“I love you” she said

“That’s good, I wouldn’t want a woman to spend the night with me who didn’t love me” Neil said

“You’re being a bit presumptive” Sam said

“Well I did see the taxi drive away” he retorted

“I can easily call another one” Sam added

“Oh ok then” Neil responded “I’ll just get the phone”

“Don’t you dare” Sam exclaimed and playfully punched his back and he turned around to face her

“Ok you can stay” Neil said and kissed her “But only because I love you”

Downshire Diary – (49) The Illusive Muse

 

Downshire is a relatively small English county but like a pocket battleship it packs a lot in, a short but beautiful coastline, a channel port, the Ancient forests of Dancingdean and Pepperstock, the craggy ridges and manmade lakes of the Pepperstock Hills National Park, the rolling hills of the Downshire Downs, the beautiful Finchbottom Vale and farm land as far as the eye can see from the Trotwood’s and the Grace’s in the south to the home of the Downshire Light infantry, Nettlefield, and their affluent neighbour’s, Roespring and Tipton in the north but our story begins in the East, or more precisely, 20 miles inland from Sharpington-By-Sea, equidistant between Finchbottom and Pepperstock Green, in the sprawling village of Denmead.

 

Owen Carrington’s Uncle Glyn died on New Year’s Day and left him his Cottage and a small cash sum, more than enough to keep him going for a few more years.

He left it to him because he felt they were kindred spirits, he wanted to be a writer himself but his father made him get a proper job, Owen really liked him and he was a great story teller, and it was his Uncles colourful tales that helped him when he was writing his novels.

His death came as a great shock as it was sudden though not unsurprising given his health.

 

So that was how he found himself living in a lovely Victorian Cottage in the quaint Downshire Village of Denmead.

It was a very tranquil place though not without its distractions. 

From his study he could look out through the open French windows and across the expanse of lawn to a stand of ancient woodland, there was no fence to separate garden and wood the two just merged.

And on the other side of the wood was the hub of the village, the Green Oak, everyone seemed to go there at some point, either for a drink, the restaurant or the coffee suite.

 

As a writer Owen’s star was definitely in the ascendency after the success of his first Romantic novel “The Maiden Muse” but the change in the fortunes of his writing career were not universally well received, his publisher liked it, his new agent loved it, the bank manager was ecstatic about it but his mother was disappointed by it because she thought it was a bit girlie.

 

But it wasn’t just his writing career that was climbing high, so was his love life thanks to his muse and lover, Juliana Molesworth, who had brought his writers block to an end, but his muse was going away for ten days to Greece with her folks so he planned to catch up on his writing as he had fallen hopelessly in love with her and the only antidote for his wanting her, in her absence was to throw himself into his work.

However while she was away it occurred to him that although he was in love with her and he had neglected to tell her, either when she returned from University or before she left for Greece, and that was something he clearly had to rectify. 

 

Since he had become a writer of bodice ripping romances it had proved to be an occupation which suited him very well indeed.

And it suited him in many ways, but the main benefit was that he was able to work at home, so he had no tedious commute every day and his working day was flexible to the point that some days he didn’t write at all.

This afforded him the opportunity of playing a round of Golf during the working week when most people had their noses to the grindstone or even taking a day out to go fishing.

 

But all the normally enjoyable pastimes that would ordinarily keep him entertained didn’t distract him for the ten day Juliana was away and the time dragged by like a month, but he poured all his love and longing into his second novel instead.

However as much as the time may have dragged, the time of his lonely exile did come to an end.

 

Owen left home bright and early so he could touch base with Juliana, who he hadn’t seen for 10 days, since she went away with her family to Greece.

She was working all weekend, at the Green Oak because she had missed quite a few shifts while she was away, so it would just be a quick hello then he would see her properly on Monday when they would have a proper hello.

 

He stepped out into the sunlight and headed off in the direction of the Normandie Woods towards the Molesworth’s house.

Owen Carrington was on his way to spend some time with his girlfriend before she went to work when he was button holed by Andrea Dean who was a very stern looking young woman with short brown hair who managed the local Stephenson’s Supermarket.

She was a pleasant enough young woman but she never smiled and always peered superciliously over her specs at everyone, and didn’t look like a joyful person by any means, but she was actually a very nice person.

“Hello Mr. Carrington” Andrea said

“Good morning Miss Dean and how are you today”

“Fine” she replied

“I’m selling raffle tickets for the for the Summer Fete”

“Oh ok I’ll have a couple of books”

“That will be £10” she said and handed him the tickets.

He took out his wallet and paid her the cash, and with the transaction done he got underway.

 

As he got close to the Molesworth’s he caught sight of Juliana sitting alone on the brick wall at the front of her house and his heart soared and then he noticed she wasn’t wearing her work clothes.

He guessed she was probably going to change just before she left for work.

He quickened his stride and he thought he’d caught her eye and he gave her a wave, but instead of waving back she got up and got in her dads car and then they drove away.

“Oh bugger” he said

 

He did go to the house anyway and had a coffee with Lavinia, her mum, and found out that Juliana had gone shopping with her dad to get new shoes for work as she had ruined her other pair while they were away.

He was going to stay until she returned but in the end they were longer than expected so her dad, Gregory, dropped her straight at work.

 

After leaving the Molesworth’s he set off for a walk around the village and headed towards the Church of Saint Jane Frances de Chantal and then he spent another two hours strolling around the environs of Denmead and found himself back in Normandie woods hot, tired, thirsty and a little peckish.

 

It was 2.30pm by the time he finally got to the pub and the place was absolutely heaving.

He could see Juliana as he walked into the bar and he thought she’d seen him but she just kept walking, so he went to the bar, they were really busy and he was at the bar for 5 minutes or more and he wasn’t even close to being served.

He looked to his left and he saw Juliana briefly before she strode off again and as there was no sign of a pint and a sandwich on the horizon he followed her.

She led him on a weaving yomp in between crowded tables, and along a short corridor, through a door that led into the beer garden, in and out of packed tables on the terrace and back up the same corridor arriving back in the main bar where he lost sight of her.

“Oh Shit” he exclaimed and returned to the bar and thought he might at least get his pint and sandwich.

 

Owen stood at the bar for another ten minutes and still hadn’t been served when Suddenly Juliana was stood next to him.

“Hi honey” he said “Shouldn’t you be serving?”

“I’m due a break,” she replied “But I wasn’t expecting to see you today”

“I’m just after a pint and a sandwich” he said

“And I’ve been trying to talk to you all day”

“Why?” she asked

“I have something important to say to you”

“What?” she asked suspiciously

“I’ll tell you when we’re sitting down” he replied

“Go and find a seat in the garden and I’ll meet you out there” she said

“Great” he said and muttered to himself “I’ll get my sandwich now?”

 

Owen went and sat down in the furthest corner of the beer garden at the only vacant table and sat alone for ten minutes or so before Juliana arrived with a pint of beer and a tuna sandwich.

“There you are sir,” she said in her best wench’s voice, putting first the beer and then the plate on the table “sorry to keep you waiting sir”

“Thank you miss” he said pompously

“Well if that’s all sir? I do have other customers”

“No, you may sit beside your master” he said and patted the bench

“Thankee sir” Juliana replied and bobbed a curtsey

She then gave a quick glance around her, and kissed him tenderly.

 

She was only able to grab a 10 minute break so they continued to sit in the beer garden where he could at least steal an occasional kiss.

But before she went back to work she asked

“Are you going to dump me?”

“No of course not” he replied “why would you think that?”

“You said you had something important to say to me” she pointed out

“That’s right, but I didn’t mean that” he said

“Well what do you want to say to me then?”

“I wanted to tell you that I love you” he said

“Is that all?” she asked and laughed

 

“What do you mean is that all?”

“Well I already knew that” she said

“But I’ve never told you”

“You didn’t need to” she said smugly “I knew you loved me before you did”

“So shouldn’t I say it then?” he asked

“Oh yes, whenever you like”

“Good” he replied “I love you”

“I love you too” she replied and kissed him

“I missed you” he said

“I missed you too” Juliana replied “but I have to go”

“Aren’t you going to show me your white bits?” he asked

“No I am not” she replied indignantly “well not here anyway”

Then she turned away to go but she gave another quick glance around her and then lifted the side of her skirt up exposing a quick glimpse of untanned thigh.

“Just to keep you interested” she said letting the skirt fall and then she rushed away giggling.

Downshire Diary – (48) The Captain’s Love

 

The village of Highfinch sits just on the edge of the Pepperstock Hills and the Lily Green Hollows Golf Club separates the village from the Hamlet of Lily Green, and the combination of those two and Kingfisherbridge made up the parish of St Martins.

 

Among the residents of Highfinch was Lorraine Weaving, a beautiful 29 year old with hazel eyes, 5 foot 7 inches tall, athletically built and completely bald.

She was completely devoid of any hair at all, no eyebrows, body hair and as everyone was always asking her, nothing down there as well.

And the answer to the other question she was always being asked, was that she fell out of a tree when she was six.

 

Lorraine was originally born in Childean, but in her 29 years she had lived all over the Finchbottom Vale which nestles comfortably between the Ancient Dancingdean Forest to the south and the rolling Pepperstock Hills in the north, those who are lucky enough to live there think of it as the rose between two thorns.

 

Throughout its history the Finchbottom Vale was largely dependent on agriculture and so it remained into the 21st century but many and varied occupations and endeavour’s thrived alongside the traditional rural livelihood’s but it was in agriculture that the Weaving family had earned their livings for centuries but Lorraine, who loved her family and the Vale in equal measure, decided pretty early on in her life that agriculture was not for her.

 

She could have chosen almost any Town or Village in the Vale to start her change of career but she chose Highfinch, partly because she had a great aunt living in the village who offered her a roof over her head but mainly because she held a particular affinity for the village because it was in Hawks Wood where she parted company with her hair.

 

When Lorraine Weaving took over as practice manager of the Highfinch Surgery she quickly made new friends as she made her mark in her quiet and unassuming way and Lorraine was well liked by staff and patients alike and she firmly believed she had found her niche.

So she had a nice little house in the village a job that she loved and wonderful friends and she was as content as she had ever been, but all of that changed on the 1st of July when she met Captain Peter Loosemore.

He was at the surgery with one of his regiment, Sgt Paul Russell, who had been severely wounded by an IED in Afghanistan, and he was a double amputee, his left leg had gone below the knee and his right just above it.

He was there for a physio appointment and the Captain was there for moral support.

But the meeting left the Captain and the Practice Manager completely smitten.

There second meeting was two days later at the Annual Finchbottom Vale Health Care Summer Ball at the Clayton Manor Hotel in the village of Clayton where they fell deeper.

But straight after the Ball he had to return to Barracks as the Regiment was deploying to Afghanistan.

They didn’t have their first date until after his short but bloody tour.

 

The first of many dates for Lorraine and Peter was in Purplemere but it wasn’t until after a carefully planned supper at her house in Highfinch that they made love for the first time

And as they lay panting in the afterglow Lorraine said breathlessly.

“Oh Peter, I love you”

And in response he kissed her hot panting mouth and replied.

“I love you too”

And in the afterglow Peter made and Lorraine accepted his proposal of marriage.

 

The wedding date was set for May 21st and would take place in St Martin’s church in Highfinch, and the ceremony would be performed by Jenna Lawton.

Her parents were ecstatic when Lorraine broke the news to them and when she introduced Peter to them they fell in love with him as well.

 

Lorraine Weaving, slender a tall girl, athletically built with a lovely shape and stunning legs and her mother was just an older version of her daughter apart from the bald head.

Lorraine was thirty years old but looked much younger and her mum was beginning to think the day would never come when she could hand down to her daughter her own wedding dress.

 

Lorraine had been a happy singleton, and content to be so until the day when she walked into the waiting room of the Highfinch Surgery and met Captain Peter Loosemore.

 

Her mum handed Lorraine the dress box and she said

“You are the spit of me when I got married, I’d love you to wear this”

“What is it?” Lorraine asked

“Open it and see” she replied

Lorraine opened the box and her eyes widened as she unfolded, first the tissue and then the garment

“It’s beautiful” she said with tears welling up in her eyes

“Absolutely beautiful”

When she put it on it was a perfect fit and it was her mums turn to cry as her beautiful daughter wore her mother’s beautiful wedding dress.

 

On a sunny May afternoon beautiful Practice Manager Lorraine Weaving married Captain Peter Loosemore of the Downshire Light Infantry at St Martin’s church in the village of Highfinch.

She looked even more stunning than usual with her hairless head surmounted by yellow flowers and her veil and wearing her mother’s wedding dress.

In line with tradition her skin flushed pink on her big day.

Lorraine was thirty years old but looked much younger and her mother was so happy on her daughter’s wedding day that she cried all through the ceremony.

Outside the church when the bride and groom emerged there was a traditional military honour guard and when she saw Sgt Russell standing to attention with his comrades, she smiled because it was Paul who inadvertently introduced them.

 

But the amount of tears shed on the day of her daughter’s wedding were surpassed tenfold on the day Lorraine told her mother she was pregnant.

It was just under a year after the wedding and they were on the verge of their first anniversary and over the following months the slender five foot seven athletically built girl grew and grew.

From behind she didn’t look very different her bum was small and round and she still looked slim but at the front she was huge, her belly was round and full and her usually small breasts had swollen to the size of melons.

 

In October Peter had been away on an exercise in Norway and when he returned in November he found Lorraine in a very strange mood and try as he might he couldn’t get to the bottom of it, until it was time for bed.

Peter had finished in the bathroom and sat on the edge of the bed and watched his beautiful wife undressing.

First she unhooked the straps of her dungarees and let them fall to the floor then she pulled her jumper off over her head and then she noticed him watching her and she stopped and walked into the bathroom wearing just a t-shirt and maternity pants.

“How can you bare to look at me?” she asked and closed the bathroom door.

He tried talking to her through the bathroom door but he got no response and he could hear her crying.

When she came back out ten minutes later she was wearing a large shapeless nighty and she was drying her eyes.

“What’s the matter hon?” he asked her and took her hand “Please tell me”

“I’m ugly” she said “That’s what the matter is”

“No, you’re not, you’re beautiful Lorraine” he corrected her

“I’m a great fat lump” she said and started crying

Peter immediately put his arms around her to comfort her

“Darling you’re gorgeous” he said

“But I’m not the slender nymph you fell in love with” she sobbed

“I’m a blimp”

“I think you’re lovely” Peter said “I think you’re sexy”

“I used to be lovely” she sobbed “I used to be sexy”

“You still are” he assured her

“I’m not” she insisted

He took her hand and kissed it and said

“I really love you Lorraine, you are my life and my love”

Then he kissed her lips, still salty with tears.

It was a long passionate kiss, full of love requited and Peter only broke away to swiftly remove her shapeless nightie in a prelude to making love to her.

 

It was not the last occasion on which he made love to her during that pregnancy or subsequent pregnancies.

Peter loved Lorraine body and soul, whether that body was skinny or in the bloom of pregnancy, for the rest of his life.

Lorraine’s feelings for him were reciprocated with interest and she remained his and his alone until his death. 

Downshire Diary – (47) The Muse of Love

 

Owen Carrington’s Uncle Glyn died on New Year’s Day and left him his Cottage and a small cash sum, more than enough to keep him going for a few more years.

He left it to him because he felt they were kindred spirits, he wanted to be a writer himself but his father made him get a proper job, Owen really liked him and he was a great story teller, and it was his Uncles colourful tales that helped him when he was writing his novels.

His death came as a shock as it was sudden though not unsurprising given his life health.

 

So that was how he found himself living in a lovely Victorian Cottage in the quaint Downshire Village of Denmead.

It was a very tranquil place though not without its distractions. 

From his study he could look out through the open French windows and across the expanse of lawn to a stand of ancient woodland, there was no fence to separate garden and wood the two just merged.

And on the other side of the wood was the hub of the village, the Green Oak, everyone seemed to go there at some point, either for a drink, the restaurant or the coffee suite.

 

Owen’s star was definitely in the ascendency after the success of his first Romantic novel “The Maiden Muse” but the change in the fortunes of his writing career were not universally well received, his publisher liked it, his new agent loved it, the bank manager was ecstatic about it but his mother was disappointed by it because she thought it was a bit girlie.

 

But it wasn’t just his writing career that was climbing high, so was his love life thanks to his muse and lover, Juliana Molesworth, who had brought his writers block to an end, but his muse was going away for ten days to Greece with her folks so he planned to catch up on his writing as he had fallen hopelessly in love with her the only antidote for his wanting her, in her absence was to throw himself into his work.

However while she was away it occurred to him that although he was in love with her he had neglected to tell her, either when she returned from University or before she left for Greece, and that was something he clearly had to rectify. 

 

Since he had become a writer of bodice ripping romances it had proved to be an occupation which suited him very well indeed.

And it suited him in many ways, but the main benefit was that he was able to work at home, so he had no tedious commute every day and his working day was flexible to the point that some days he didn’t write at all.

This afforded him the opportunity of playing a round of Golf during the working week when most people had their noses to the grindstone or even taking a day out to go fishing.

 

But all the normally enjoyable pastimes that would ordinarily keep him entertained didn’t distract him for the ten day Juliana was away and the time dragged by like a month, but he poured all his love and longing into his second novel instead.

However as much as the time may have dragged, the time of his lonely exile did come to an end.

 

Owen left home bright and early so he could touch base with Juliana, who he hadn’t seen for 10 days, since she went away with her family to Greece.

She was working all weekend, at the Green Oak because she had missed quite a few shift while she was away, so it would just be a quick hello then he would see her properly on Monday when they would have a proper hello.

 

He stepped out into the sunlight and headed off in the direction of the Normandie Woods towards the Molesworth’s house.

Owen Carrington was on his way to spend some time with his girlfriend before she went to work when he was button holed by Andrea Dean who was a very stern looking young woman with short brown hair who managed the local Stephenson’s Supermarket.

She was a pleasant enough young woman but she never smiled and always peered superciliously over her specs at everyone, and didn’t look like a joyful person by any means, but she was actually a very nice person.

“Hello Mr. Carrington” Andrea said

“Good morning Miss Dean and how are you today”

“Fine” she replied

“I’m selling raffle tickets for the for the Summer Fete”

“Oh ok I’ll have a couple of books”

“That will be £10” she said and handed him the tickets.

He took out his wallet and paid her the cash, and with the transaction done he got underway.

 

As he got close to the Molesworth’s he caught sight of Juliana sitting alone on the brick wall at the front of her house and he noticed she wasn’t wearing her work clothes.

He guessed she was probably going to change just before she left for work.

He quickened his stride and he thought he’d caught her eye and he gave her a wave, but instead of waving back she got up and got in her dads car and then they drove away.

“Oh bugger” he said

 

He did go to the house anyway and had a coffee with Lavinia, her mum and found out that Juliana had gone shopping with her dad to get new shoes for work as she had ruined her other pair while they were away.

He was going to stay until she returned but in the end they were longer than expected so her dad, Gregory, dropped her straight at work.

 

After leaving the Molesworth’s he set off for a walk around the village and headed towards the Church of Saint Jane Frances de Chantal and then he spent another two hours strolling around the environs of Denmead and found himself back in Normandie woods hot, tired, thirsty and a little peckish.

 

It was 2.30pm by the time he finally got to the pub and the place was absolutely heaving

He could see Juliana as he walked into the bar and he thought she’d seen him but she just kept walking, so he went to the bar, they were really busy and he was at the bar for 5 minutes or more and he wasn’t even close to being served.

He looked to his left and he saw Juliana briefly before she strode off again and as there was no sign of a pint and a sandwich on the horizon he followed her.

She led him on a weaving yomp in between crowded tables, and along a short corridor, through a door that led into the beer garden, in and out of packed tables on the terrace and back up the same corridor arriving back in the main bar where he lost sight of her.

“Oh Shit” he exclaimed and returned to the bar and thought he might least I’d get his pint and sandwich.

 

Owen stood at the bar for another ten minutes and still hadn’t been served when Suddenly Juliana was stood next to him.

“Hi honey” he said “Shouldn’t you be serving?”

“I’m due a break,” she replied “But I wasn’t expecting to see you today”

“I’m just after a pint and a sandwich” he said

“And I’ve been trying to talk to you all day”

“Why?” she asked

“I have something important to say to you”

“What?” she asked suspiciously

“I’ll tell you when we’re sitting down” he replied

“Go and find a seat in the garden and I’ll meet you out there” she said

“Great” he said and muttered to himself “I’ll get my sandwich now?”

 

Owen went and sat down in the furthest corner of the beer garden at the only vacant table and sat alone for ten minutes or so before Juliana arrived with a pint of beer and a tuna sandwich.

“There you are sir,” she said in her best wench’s voice, putting first the beer and then the plate on the table “sorry to keep you waiting sir”

“Thank you miss” he said pompously

“Well if that’s all sir? I do have other customers”

“No, you may sit beside your master” he said and patted the bench

“Thankee sir” Juliana replied and bobbed a curtsey

She then gave a quick glance around her, and kissed him tenderly.

 

She was only able to grab a 10 minute break so they continued to sit in the beer garden where he could at least steal an occasional kiss.

But before she went back to work she asked

“Are you going to dump me?”

“No of course not” he replied “why would you think that?”

“You said you had something important to say to me” she pointed out

“That’s right, but I didn’t mean that” he said

“Well what do you want to say to me then?”

“I wanted to tell you that I love you” he said

“Is that all?” she asked and laughed

 

“What do you mean is that all?”

“Well I already knew that” she said

“But I’ve never told you”

“You didn’t need to” she said smugly “I knew you loved me before you did”

“So shouldn’t I say it then?” he asked

“Oh yes, whenever you like”

“Good” he replied “I love you”

“I love you too” she replied and kissed him

“I missed you” he said

“I missed you too” Juliana replied “but I have to go”

“Aren’t you going to show me your white bits?” he asked

“No I am not” she replied indignantly “well not here anyway”

Then she turned away to go but she gave another quick glance around her and then lifted the side of her skirt up exposing a quick glimpse of untanned thigh.

“Just to keep you interested” she said letting the skirt fall and then she rushed away giggling.

Downshire Diary – (46) A Bridge too Far

 

Downshire is a relatively small English county but like a pocket battleship it packs a lot in, a short but beautiful coastline, a channel port, the Ancient forests of Dancingdean and Pepperstock, the craggy ridges and manmade lakes of the Pepperstock Hills National Park, the rolling hills of the Downshire Downs, the beautiful Finchbottom Vale and farm land as far as the eye can see from the Trotwood’s and the Grace’s in the south to the home of the Downshire Light infantry, Nettlefield, and their affluent neighbour’s, Roespring and Tipton in the North and it’s in leafy Great Trotwood where our story begins.

 

When Kevin Riddett first moved to Great Trotwood he did so without the expectation of falling in love.

But when he was invited to a garden party at Trotwood Manor that was precisely what happened as he fell in love with Emma Ridgley the very first moment he laid eyes on her.

She was perfect, five foot four to his five eight, bobbed blonde hair, blue eyes a strong chin and a sporty physique.

But he barely finished saying hello when he noticed the wedding ring, which was to him what Kryptonite was to Superman.

He had a strict rule about adultery, a rule which he had never on a single occasion, broken.

He had always avoided fishing in someone else’s pond, no matter how attractive the body of water might be, so that was as far it went, they became friends and he admired her without making a move and valued her friendship.

 

Emma was married to Derek Ridgley, and thanks to the success of his business they lived in a large house in the village and they had two young children.

Emma loved her husband and they had been married for ten years but her husband was incapable in every conceivable way of loving her, he was a drunkard and a serial adulterer and yet she had remained faithful to him for the nine years since she found out he had betrayed her.

And even after she met Kevin whom she had fallen for she remained faithful, she was a married woman and to betray that was a big no-no for her, even if it was not so for her husband.

 

So a year went by and Emma and Kevin shared their platonic relationship, she saw the time she spent with him as a guilty pleasure, and he was content with the friendship of a married woman and refrained from making an adulteress of her.

They did the rounds of parties, flower shows, fetes, all the church events, weddings, christenings and funerals, every social event big and small and then it was time for the Trotwood Manor garden party again and all the usual faces were there with the conspicuous exception of Derek, so not for the first time Kevin was her escort and they mingled and circulated and thoroughly enjoyed each other’s company.

 

It was time for the Trotwood Manor garden party again and all the usual faces were there with the conspicuous exception of Derek, so not for the first time Kevin was Emma’s escort and they mingled and circulated and thoroughly enjoyed each other’s company.

 

At the end of the day they left the party and headed towards the carpark and they paused before crossing the bridge over the culvert and turned to look across the lake and they were amazed at how natural the scene was when considering that little more than a 100 years earlier it was a boggy field.

That was before a Victorian industrialist named Josiah Tiplady, who, having made his fortune amongst the smoking factory chimneys of Lancashire, was seeking a country retreat in which to enjoy his fortune as well as the considerably fresher air, so he purchased the old Trotwood Manor.

He famously said he chose the Trotwood Estate as it had everything he was looking for, but not apparently a lake complete with fountains and an island bird sanctuary.

But as they viewed the scene on that glorious June evening they couldn’t have argued that it wasn’t money well spent.

“This is really beautiful” she said

He agreed and then they turned and continued onto the bridge and halfway across Kevin paused and turned to face Emma who had the lake behind her and said

“But now it’s even more beautiful” 

And then he kissed her.

It was not a tentative or hesitant kiss and nor was it unwelcomed.

The kiss had been twelve months in the making and neither of them wished it to end too quickly but nor did they think it wise to prolong it in such a public place, but despite that the kiss lasted a full five minutes before good sense prevailed. 

 

They journeyed home in his car largely in silence as they both tried to calculate the significance of what had happened.

Neither of them could quite believe what they had done or the full implications, they just knew it was what they wanted and that it was every bit as electrifying as they had expected it to be.

When they arrived back in the village he parked in the lane a short distance from her house so they could talk but in the end they just kissed and resolved to talk about it more when she returned from Greece.

Which was where she Derek and the children were off to the following day, for two weeks.

Which would turn out to be the longest and quietest two weeks of his life because he took himself out of circulation for the two weeks, which should have given him the chance to recharge his batteries but in truth it just gave him more time to fret.

He was by profession a blogger of financial and investment advice so it did at least allowed him to not only catch up with his blogging, but get significantly ahead and store some copy for future submissions.

So when Emma returned from Greece he would be able to give her his undivided attention.

 

Recent events in the wider world had provided Kevin with a wealth of material for his blog and he had managed to produce around two months’ worth of content for his blog.

Which was one of the reasons he thought it was time to end his self-imposed exile, the other one being Emma’s return from Greece the day before.

He stepped out into the sunlight to find the postman, Frank Worthing, walking up the path.

“Morning Mr. Riddett” He said “So you’re not dead then”

“No rumors’ of my demise have been greatly exaggerated” he paraphrased.

“Well at least you’re up and about in time for the Dinner Dance” he said

“What?”

“It’s the village dinner dance tomorrow” he said “You’d better hurry if you haven’t bought your ticket yet”

 

The tickets were on sale at the village pub, Tiplady’s Tipple, named after Josiah Tiplady who was the Lancashire Industrialist who made his fortune amongst the smoking factory chimneys of the North who purchased the old Trotwood Manor in the 19th century.

He caught sight of Emma sitting alone at one of the tables in the beer garden wearing a bright summer outfit.

He guessed she was probably waiting to meet friends for lunch.

He quickened his stride and as luck would have it, or so he thought, he caught her eye and he gave her a wave, but instead of waving back she gathered up her things and hurried away.

“That’s very odd” he thought

Kevin went inside and found the landlady, Marion White, behind the bar.

“Hello Kevin” she said

“Hi Marion”

“What can I get you?” she asked

“Do you have a ticket for the dinner dance?”

“Just the one?” she replied, “Not bringing a guest?”

“No just me”

“£50” she said and reached under the counter and produced a ticket.

In response he took out his wallet and paid her in cash.

He had a sandwich and a couple of drinks at the bar and went in search of Emma as he hadn’t spoken to her since she got back from Greece.

 

It was after two o’clock when he stepped back out into the sun and he spotted Emma again, this time outside the Post Office.

But this time he approached her on her blindside so she couldn’t run off again and when he was a few feet away he said

“I think you’ve been avoiding me”

Emma jumped and immediately became flustered

“No, no not at all” she corrected him

“I think you have” he repeated “why?”

“I don’t know what you mean” she said coolly

“Why?” he repeated

But Emma didn’t say anything for a full minute

“Please tell me Em” he entreated

“Because I feel guilty” She snapped

“You don’t need to feel guilty Emma, I kissed you remember”

“I don’t feel guilty because it happened” She said

“Then why?”

“Because I really enjoyed it, because it was so special, because it was the most electrifying kiss I’ve ever had”

Emma paused then continued

“And because I had dreamed of that moment for a full year”

Then she hurried away but stopped and turned after a few paces and said

“But most of all I feel guilty because I want to do it again, I think of nothing else than doing it again, for the entire two weeks in Greece I thought of nothing else than kissing you again”

And then she was gone, and he thought for a moment before he hurried after her

“Emma?” he called but she kept going so he pressed on after her instead and Emma was stood by her car when he caught up with her

“Do you mean it?” he asked

Silence

“Emma?”

“Yes” she replied reluctantly “but it can never happen again, it must never happen again”

“Why?”

“Because I’m a wife and a mother” she retorted

Then she added almost as an after thought

“And I love my husband”

She may have once but not so much now he thought.

Her husband was often away on business and when he wasn’t he was in the members bar at the Golf club, supposedly in his capacity of club captain, or in a bar or club or womanizing somewhere and as a result Kevin thought Emma was clearly lonely which in his opinion she didn’t deserve to be.

She carried on putting her purchases in the boot of her car, but he put his right hand on the edge of the boot, preventing her. 

“Did you really keep thinking about that day?”

“Yes” she said

“Often?”

“Yes”

“All the time” he asked

She reddened then nodded

“Don’t make fun of me, don’t make fun of it” and she started to cry

“I’m not making fun of you” he said taking hold of her hand

“I’ve thought about it all the time” he said “I relive every second of it”

“I think of you, on the bridge on that perfect night” he added and she squeezed his hand

“So do I” she gasped and squeezed his hand again

They didn’t speak and the only sound was her steady breathing and the birdsong and he watched her, her eyes were closed, her lips slightly parted, her tongue slightly moistening them as she breathed, but just then a group of shoppers walked by and the spell was broken and she let go of his hand and closed the boot.

“Please don’t avoid me Em”

“I won’t” she said, “I promise, but I meant what I said it can’t happen again no matter how much we want it to”

Then she drove away, but he would look for her the next day at the dinner dance and see what could be done.

 

After Emma left Kevin she drove away from the village but she didn’t go home by the usual route, instead she drove up to Trotwood Manor and parked the car and then walked towards the Manor and paused before crossing the bridge over the culvert and turned to look across the lake and she was back in the moment of that electrifying kiss with the man she loved and she started to cry.

 

The dinner dance was being held at the Downshire Country Park Hotel which was situated equidistant between Great and Little Trotwood.

Since he watched Emma drive away he had had a very troubled day and a half and he was faced with the prospect of not ever winning her heart but also losing her as a friend.

 

After getting himself suited and booted he got a taxi to the Hotel and after he mingled his way through the crowd his worst fears were realized when he discovered Emma wasn’t there.

His first thought was to go straight home but he got hijacked by a bunch of regulars from the Tiplady’s Tipple and he missed his opportunity.

 

Four courses later during the lull before the dancing started he took his chance and snuck away all though by the time he got home he was regretting his decision as at home he had nothing to distract him from his desperate thoughts.

So he settled down in front of the TV with a large whisky and just before midnight the doorbell rang.

He was a bit miffed at the interruption, not that he was concentrating on what he was watching, he had no idea who it might be and he certainly wasn’t expecting anyone and whoever it was he was in no mood to entertain.

But when he opened the door he was surprised to see Emma standing on the doorstep in a blue cocktail dress

“Hello” he said with genuine surprise

“Hello Darling” she said, “Can I come in?”

“Of course” he said fussily “come in, come in”

Once inside she slipped off her shrug and walked through to the lounge.

Kevin followed on and thought she looked absolutely gorgeous in her party clothes.

As usual she was perfectly accessorized.

“You’re a bit overdressed” he observed

“I know” she said as she sat down “I was going to the dinner dance but…”

“But?” he asked

“I couldn’t face everyone quizzing me about Derek”

“About what?” he quizzed

“I’ve thrown him out” she replied, “And I don’t want him back, I’m moving on”

“I’m sorry,” he said inadequately

“I’m not” Emma said surprisingly “though it’s your fault”

“Then I should be sorry,” he admitted

“No, you opened my eyes and showed me that I’m still an attractive woman, still a sexy woman, Derek didn’t appreciate that, and I need to be with someone who sees me the way that you do”

Kevin raised my eyebrows,

“No that’s not right, I don’t need to be with “someone”” She corrected herself

“I need to be with you”

“Do you mean it?” he asked and knelt in front of her

“Yes, you have opened my eyes and my heart” she replied and then they sealed it with a kiss.

Downshire Diary – (45) Misconception

 

The Finchbottom Vale, which was nestled comfortably between the Ancient Dancingdean Forest to the south and the rolling Pepperstock Hills in the north, is those who are lucky enough to live there, thought of as the rose between two thorns.

The Vale was once a great wetland that centuries earlier stretched from Mornington in the East to Childean in the west and from Shallowfield in the south to Purplemere in the north.

But over the many centuries the vast majority had been drained for agriculture, a feat achieved largely by the efforts of famous Mornington Mills, of which only three had survived to the present day and even those were no longer functional and were in various states of repair.

There were only three small bodies of water left in the Vale now one in Mornington, one in Childean and third of course was Purplemere.

 

One of the inhabitants of Purplemere was Priscilla Abdul who was not someone you would describe as pretty, she had a rather large nose in the roman style, large round eyes, as black as coal and a small crooked mouth.

But Dave Maslen thought she was lovely, not that she had given him any cause to think that, in fact the opposite was true.

 

Pricilla was barely five feet tall, with ebony skin and long straight hair the colour of a raven’s wing and in addition to being short she was also stout.

She was born and bred in Purplemere but her ancestry was from far more exotic climes.

She was twenty seven years old but looked much older and she was the assistant chief librarian at the Purplemere Library and Pricilla lived alone in a one bedroom flat over the Vale Farm Pizza House.

She had hoped by her time of life that she would have had something a little better than that but life had not been that kind to her.

Pricilla had been on the way to a perfect life, she had a husband Marcus, a two bedroom house on a new development in Clarence and a baby on the way.

But apparently the universe wasn’t happy about that, because Marcus had an affair, but not some passing fancy, he fell in love with Pricilla’s sister, and so a year later she was divorced and she had lost her husband, the house, her sister and her baby and on the day when the story begins in earnest, she had just found out that her husband was now her brother in law.

Which was why the skin head, racist looking contract cleaner, that was always hanging round was getting on her nerves.

 

Dave Maslen was employed by “A Life of Grime”, who were contract cleaners and they undertook all kinds of cleaning, commercial and domestic and even had a crew dedicated to cleaning up crime scenes.

And he was not a skin head racist as Priscilla labelled him, he was completely devoid of hair, head, face and body as a result of a trauma suffered when he was a child when he fell from the top of a climbing frame when he was six.

 

But apart from being a contract cleaner Dave Maslen was also a first class flirt, and his skin head was often his way in, because it was obviously not shaven, so inquisitive girls often asked him how he lost his hair and when they did he knew he was in with a chance so he really enjoyed flirting.

He had had some degree of success with girls that way but he hadn’t found a keeper yet.

But he thought Pricilla had great potential.

 

Pricilla didn’t realise that the bald cleaner’s interest in her was as a dinner date, she had assumed because of the way he looked and the fact that he did menial work, that he was ill-educated and a member of the National Front.

She had taken what she saw at face value.

 

He was bald because of a childhood mishap and had she looked at him closely she would have noticed he had no eyebrows either and it is not common practice for skin heads to shave them off.

He was also far from ill-educated he had 10 GCSE’s and 4 A levels and would have gone to University had his father not died.

He gave up his aspirations to take over the bread winner role in the household, because his mum has MS so she was unable to work.

He did “menial” work because that was all he could get at the time, but apart from the cleaning he also worked at Purplemere Garden Centre and at the Vale Farm Pizza House which was where he got his first glimpse of the smile she kept so well hidden at the library.

 

Of course he didn’t know that she thought he was some sort of a Nazi based on his appearance.

If he had taken her on face value he wouldn’t have given her a second thought but he hadn’t, he saw past the grumpy exterior to a sweeter softer centre.

But his problem was getting to talk to her, whenever he got close she would scurry away in the opposite direction like a beetle.

 

She didn’t mean to be judgmental about him she just couldn’t help it, everyone else there said he was really nice.

He was good at his job but he just scared her a bit, and he was a good looking lad with a well-toned body and a nice smile and he was no more than 23 years old.

 

It all came to a head when she had had a very busy week and by the end of it she was exhausted.

She was not in the best of moods either, she was a bit miffed that she had heard from her ex-husband and he was complaining that his new wife was very upset because Pricilla was still refusing to talk to her.

She was also hot and bothered as it had been a hot day and because they had to wear uniform at the library including black tights and her legs were sweaty.

Pricilla didn’t much like sweaty legs so she was looking forward to getting home and removing her black tights and letting some air to her legs.

She was so hot and tired that she couldn’t be bothered to cook so she decided to get a pizza.

 

She walked into the Vale Farm Pizza House and was greeted by Roberto Obertelli, Roberto and his sister in law Annette owned the franchise and were also her landlords.

“Pricilla” he said flamboyantly and kissed her cheeks

“How are you?”

“I’ve been better to tell the truth” she said and then she ordered her pizza and paid for it.

As she was putting her card away she suddenly felt lightheaded and almost crumpled.

Roberto rushed to her and steadied her until she regained her composure.

“You go upstairs” he said and “I’ll send someone up with your pizza”

“I’ll be fine” she protested but Roberto was having none of it and insisted.

She did as she was told and went upstairs to her flat and really wasn’t feeling very well at all, not only did she have sweaty legs, she was sweating all over.

She opened her front door and went inside and despite the fact she was sweating profusely she shivered.

She didn’t want to sit down because she feared she may not get up again so she just pottered around for a bit until there was a knock on the door.

She walked slowly over to it and opened it.

“Oh God” she exclaimed “What are you doing here?”

And before Dave had the chance to answer she had passed out and he had to act with lightning speed to catch her before she hit the floor.

 

He settled her on the sofa and then phoned downstairs for Annette.

When she appeared she took a look at her and said

“Let’s get her into bed”

Dave nodded and then scooped her up and carried her into the bedroom and laid her on the bed then he took her shoes off and then pulled back the duvet and they had her ready to lay down.

At that point Annette looked at him with raised eyebrows which he took as his signal to leave.

“I’ll wait outside”

A few minutes later she called him back and when he went in she had the patient laying down under the duvet.

And on the end of the bed there was a pile of clothes Annette had removed

“Can you sit with her while I call the doctor?” she asked

“Yes of course”

 

Two day later Pricilla’s fever broke and Annette was sitting by her bed when she woke up.

“Where’s that ghastly man?” She shouted looking around the room

“The racist one”

“Who?” Annette asked and tried to calm her down

“He brought a pizza and was all smiley” she said with alarm

“Dave do you mean?” she asked and described him

“Yes him” Pricilla barked

“He’s gone home to change” Annette said “he’ll be back later, he sat with you all weekend”

“You mean you paid him to sit here all weekend” Pricilla said contemptuously

“Not at all, in fact he insisted he do it for nothing” she replied

“Why would he do that?” she asked suspiciously

“Because he’s a really nice lad” she replied “And he likes you, why don’t you like him?”

“I don’t like skin heads on principle” she replied and Annette laughed

“He’s not a skinhead, well he is a skinhead obviously but he’s a natural skinhead”

“What do you mean?”

“He looks like that because of a childhood accident” Annette explained

“Oh” she said “So he’s not a Nazi then”

“No” Annette replied and smiled “Now I think you should rest”

“Ok” she complied

“Annette” she called as she was closing the door

“Yes”

“Would you ask him to come and sit with me again?” she asked

“Of course” Annette replied and smiled