Friday 8 December 2023

Uncanny Love Tales – (056) Be my Valentine

 

On the west side of Downshire is Eastchapel, a quiet medieval village living in the shadow of its noisy neighbour, the Industrial powerhouse of Northchapel and it also the home of Cath Hopkins who along with her sister Julie ran their own Landscape Gardening business, and they were very successful.

But there was one aspect of her life in which she was unfulfilled,

she had watched all those close to her find their special someone but at the age of thirty-four she was still alone.

However, she had found her special someone, though he had yet to reciprocate her feelings. 

So, as it was a leap year, and with recent events fresh in her mind and with Valentines Day rapidly approaching, she had decided it was now time to force him out of his torpor and sharpen his focus and get him to declare himself.

 

It was after Evensong when Cath watched Reverend Nigel Huffer as he left the Church and walked through the fog to the Vicarage, a few minutes later Cath was knocking on the Vicarage door.

When the door opened, he said.

“Oh, Hello Cath, this is a nice surprise”.

“Hi Nigel” she said with a smile.

“Can you spare me ten minutes?”

“Of course, come in, come in” he replied fussily “The kettle is on”.

 

After he had made them a drink they sat on the sofa in his sitting room when he asked.

“So how can I help?”

“Well to come straight to the point” she said.

“I want you to marry me”.

“Oh, oh, um, I see” he replied in surprise then added distantly.

“Congratulation’s”

“Thank you”

“Do you have a date in mind?” he asked reaching for his diary.

“I still need to discuss that with the groom” she said.

“And who is the groom?” he asked.

“Well, I was kind of hoping it would be you Nigel” she replied and put her hand on his.

“Oh!” he responded and squeezed her hand.

 

It was 4 am when the vicarage door silently opened and Cath slipped out into the fog having received her answer, several times.

Uncanny Love Tales – (055) Life was too Short

 

On the west side of Downshire is Eastchapel, a quiet medieval village living in the shadow of its noisy neighbour, the Industrial powerhouse of Northchapel and it is also the home of the Cripps family and had been for century’s.

The house, named Twelve Trees, had once been a row of labourer’s cottages, was now home to brothers Aaron and Grant, and their father Roland although he had been in hospital for some time.

However, as he had been told they could do no more for him than palliative care he told his sons he wanted to die in his own home.

The brothers were happy to accommodate him, but some adjustments needed to be made first, such the front path which needed to be widened to accommodate a wheelchair, the front door was already wide enough as was the hallway.

 

Grant Cripps was an independent Publisher and needed to be in  Frankfurt for the book fair and it was not something he could miss at short notice, so his brother Aaron had to arrange to have the front path widened to accommodate a wheelchair and clearing the dining room to accommodate a hospital bed with enough chairs for the visitors,  and the subsequent decorating that was required.

However, he was rewarded for his endeavours by finally getting together with Julie Hopkins, which Grant doubted would ever happen.

 

When he returned home from the book fair, he found the house eerily quiet, and he didn’t much like it at all, he had been denied his own company for so long while he was away that he craved some time alone, but now he had what he craved he didn’t like it.

Aaron had taken Julie away for a couple of days as a birthday present and the events that occurred while he was in Germany gave him pause, his father’s terminal illness and Aaron starting a relationship with Julie, made him realise that life was too short.

So, when he awoke next morning Grant was restored to his pre-Frankfurt best, full of vim and vigour and ready to take on the world.

 

After breakfast he took a call from Reverend Huffer, reminding him that there was a Parish Council Meeting that evening at the Church Hall, and who the expected attendees were, so when he hung up, he smiled to himself.

A couple of hours later his brother Aaron returned home and they had some catching up to do, which they did over a late lunch and as Aaron was also on the committee, they walked into the village together for the appointed time.

As they approached the Church Hall, he saw Cath Hopkins and her sister Julie, crossing the road, followed by the Vicar, Nigel Huffer, and his verger Katarzyna Karabin.

Once inside they found the remaining members of the committee were already there and seated at the table. 

Pleasantries were exchanged after which the business of the day could commence.

 

After the meeting they were all going over to the pub, but Katarzyna was always the last to leave because she always put the room back in order before locking up, so Grant hung back until the others had gone.

“Do you need some help?” he asked.

“Oh, um, yes please” she replied, “that would be nice?”

So, he stacked the chairs while she cleared the cups out to the kitchen, then when he was finished, he joined her in the kitchen to wipe up as she washed the cups.

“So how was the book fair?” she asked.

“It was good”.

“It must have been heaven for someone who loves books the way you do” she said.

“I do love books” he agreed “But not as much as I love you”.

“What?” she exclaimed and dropped a cup in the sink.

“I said “not as much as I love you”” he replied and turned her around to face him.

“Everything else pales into insignificance compared to you” he said placing a hand on her cheek and inclined her head upwards so he could kiss her trembling lips.

Uncanny Love Tales – (054) Avoiding the Party

 

On the west side of Downshire is Eastchapel, a quiet medieval village living in the shadow of its noisy neighbour, the Industrial powerhouse of Northchapel and it is also the home of the Cripps family and had been for century’s.

The house, named Twelve Trees, had once been a row of labourers’ cottages, was now home to brothers Aaron and Grant, and their father Roland although he had been in hospital for some time.

However, as he had been told they could do no more for him than palliative care he told his sons he wanted to die in his own home.

The brothers were happy to accommodate him, but some adjustments needed to be made first, such as the front path which needed to be widened to accommodate a wheelchair, the front door was already wide enough as was the hallway.

They could clear the dining room and there would be plenty of space to accommodate a hospital bed with enough chairs for the visitors and there was a downstairs bathroom across the hall, it was just a case pf getting it cleared and ready for the bed and other medical equipment which was arriving in just over a week.

 

On Monday morning Cath Hopkins knocked on Aaron’s door, she and her sister Julie had their own Landscape Gardening business, and in response to his phone call, was there to quote on a new path and removal of the step.

Cath said she would phone him with a price but said that they were  quite busy and wasn’t sure when they would be able to fit him in.

However, after he explained why he needed it doing sooner she said not to worry and that she would rearrange the diary.

They shared a coffee, and she asked after Grant and was he going to be homed that week, and Aaron thought he detected an air of disappointment when he said he would be away until after the weekend.

After she was gone, he made a start packing away the contents of the dining room.

 

The next morning Cath phoned him to say that she and Julie would start work on the new path on Thursday but that the materials would be delivered sometime Wednesday afternoon, and would he be at home to receive it, and he confirmed that he would.

In fact, he was going to be home all week as he had taken two weeks leave to prepare for his dad’s arrival.

34-year-old Aaron was the eldest son by two years and was having to deal with everything on his own because his brother Grant was in Frankfurt for the book fair and as an independent publisher it was not something he could miss at short notice.

In the afternoon a couple of friends arrived with a van to help move the larger pieces of furniture out of the dining room, which were loaded on the van, and they took them to a storage unit.

The problem was with the furniture gone it was apparent that he would need to redecorate the room, so added that to his list.

 

On Wednesday he continued his endeavours in the house interrupted only by occasional pangs of hunger and the promised delivery of building supplies Cath had forewarned him about being deposited on his drive.

Bright and early Thursday morning Cath knocked on the door.

“Hi Aaron” she said brightly “Julie’s on her way”.  

“Cath!! You’re early” he replied.

“Yes, I know, but it’s the only way” she said, “is the kettle on?”

“It’s not but come in anyway” he said.

After making a drink they sat at the kitchen table and chatted for the first time for ages

“Are you going to Julie’s birthday party” She asked.

“No, I don’t think so” he replied, “I’m not sure I’ll have the energy, and I’m not much of a party person to be honest”.

“That’s a shame, it’s her 30th”.

“I still have a lot to do in the house ready for next week” he added.

“But its Julie’s birthday” she insisted, “You have to come, she’ll be very disappointed if you don’t”.

“Well, we’ll see,” he said, “if I get finished in time”.

“That means no, then,” she said suspiciously.

“It means if I get finished in time” he said.

“Hmmm” she exclaimed and then added.

“Please come you’ll enjoy it”.

“We’ll see,” He reiterated.

There was no more mention of the party after Julie arrived.

 

After coffee the girls set about laying the new front path and he made a start on the decorating and stayed at it for the best part of the day, only stopping to feed and water the girls.

The weather couldn’t have been better for the job and by the end of the day Cath and Julie had done really well and had got all the foundation work done.

Because the old, stepped path was being replaced by one all on the same level, much of the first day was spent building up the level confined within retaining walls, they worked on until 7.30pm to make sure they completed stage one, and as they stayed so late, he ordered an Indian Takeaway, and they sat in his lounge eating off trays on their laps.

 

Friday began dull and overcast but the sun soon burst through and was perfect for Cath and Julie to lay the pavers.

While they toiled outside, he continued with the decorating and apart from providing a regular supply of hot drinks and giving them a hot lunch, he worked on it all day while the girls pressed on outside.

When he stopped at four o’clock all the pavers were down, and Julie was just hosing off the drive.

 

He was up early on Saturday, which was just as well, because at 8 o’clock Julie arrived at the house dressed in work clothes.

“What are you doing here?” he asked, “on your birthday”.

“Happy Birthday by the way” he added and kissed her cheek and made her blush.

“Just checking on the path and there are one or two finishing touches to deal with”.

“Why so early?” he asked.

“Because when I’m done, I’m going to give you some help”.

she said.

“Help with what?” he asked puzzled.

“The stuff that’s preventing you from coming to my birthday party” she said.

“I did say I’d come if I was finished,” he said.

“Well, the sooner we get started the sooner we’ll be finished” Julie said cheerily.

 

So, after she had finished outside, they set to work, Julie set about dusting and hoovering while he started carrying things out to the garage, and by twelve o’clock they were all but finished, there was just one small sofa to take out and then they were done.

It wasn’t anything to do with clearing the dining room, it was just an old two-seater Cottage sofa that lived in the hall, and he’d been meaning to move it out to the garage for ages and hadn’t got around to it, so he decided while he had Julie’s help, he would finally move it into the garage.

So, the two of them set about the task and having man handled it out through front door from the hall they carried it across the drive and into the garage.

“Ok we’ll put it down here” he said, “I’ll decide what to do with it later”?

“So, all done then” Julie said.

“Thanks Julie, I couldn’t have done this without you”.

 

“So, no reason for you not to come to my party tonight then” she said.

He wanted to say yes but he was a quiet studious man who wasn’t good at social gatherings, so he replied.

“No, you don’t want me there”.

Julie was stood behind the sofa with her hands resting on the back and he was on the other side and turned away as he spoke.

Julie pushed the sofa sharply, so the edge of the seat pads caught him behind his knees.

“What the…” he exclaimed as he fell backwards, ending up sitting on the sofa and by the time he’d worked out what had happened Julie plopped down on his lap and her arm were around his neck.

“You are the only one I want there” she said softly and kissed him.

Uncanny Love Tales – (053) Wistful September

 

The traditional seaside resort of Sharpington-by-Sea, with its Victorian Pier, seafront hotels, crazy golf, The Palladium ballroom, well maintained gardens, promenade, theatre and illuminations, has all the usual things to have a great time by the seaside, as well as amusement arcades and of course the Sharpington Fun Park and the grand neighbourhood of Granite Hill, which in a nod to San Francisco, the locals had nicknamed Nob Hill, and Chris Townsend was a long-time resident.

But he spent just as much time down on the beach as he did at home as he had a beach hut at the North end of the beach, he particularly enjoyed the evenings because that was when he often ran in to Donna Mulholland, and that always made his day.

He saw her the first time back in May and it was love at first sight, but by the time September came around he still hadn’t asked her out, and he was fast running out of time.

On Friday he was running late and was just in time to see Donna and her sister Lorna walking down the promenade.

The sisters smiled to each other and shared a look and split up.

“Hello Chris” she said and gave him a beaming smile.

“Hi Donna, it’s a lovely evening, isn’t it?” he responded and returned her smile.

“Yes, we had better make the most of it” she said, “the Summer is nearly over”. 

“Indeed” he agreed wistfully.

“So, you had better hurry up and ask me out, so we can spend the autumn evenings together elsewhere” she said.

“Would you like too?” he asked.

“Oh Chris, of course I would” she replied and put her arm through his.  

Uncanny Love Tales – (052) Loving Miss Piggy

 

The village of Kettlewell sits in the rolling Pepperstock Hills that form the northwest border of the Finchbottom Vale and it is half a mile from the hamlet of Kettlewell-on-the-Hill, the two of which made up the parish of St Augusctine’s Church, and Kettlewell is 1.5 miles from its largest neighbour, Highfinch where Mason Bond was born and raised.

Mason had just returned to the Vale after three years at university although he had not come directly home as he spent a month at his father and stepmother Elizabeth’s home in Abbeyvale.

He could have stayed longer, and would have enjoyed it, as he got on well with his dad and Elizabeth was a lovely step mum, but he was keen to get home to his own mum and spend some time with her.  

But on an early summers morning he walked the short distance to Kettlewell to find the home of Rosie Gammon who was the girlfriend of his housemate Gary Fuller.

Because Rosie was working all summer in Sharpinghead and Gary was doing the same at the Pepperstock Hills National Park he had asked Mason to drop off Rosie’s birthday present.

Although he had lived in the area all his life and had been to Kettlewell quite a few times before that day, he was unfamiliar with the part where the Gammons lived as it was on the far side of the village right on the edge of the countryside.

When he found the large detached former farmhouse, he walked up the path and knocked on the door.

After a moment or two it opened by a pretty girl with pale ginger hair, fair delicate skin, and stunning blue eyes.

Although she had different hair colour, height, and body shape he could tell instantly that it was Rosie’s sister.

“Hello” he said and smiled.

“Can I help?” she asked.

“Yes, I was looking for Rosie” he replied.

“Are you Mason?” she asked.

“I am” he replied.

“She’s in the shower”

“Oh ok, can I just leave this for her?” he asked holding up a carrier bag.

“Nonsense she’ll never let me hear the end of it if she doesn’t get to say hello” she said and pulled him in by the arm and closed the door, before leading him into a big old-fashioned kitchen with a large country kitchen table.

“I’m Lily by the way” she said as she pulled out a chair for him “I’m the big sister.”

“I thought you lived in Abbeyvale” he said.

“I do, I have a little house there” she replied as she filled the kettle “I live there because I work there, but this is home, so I come back whenever I get the chance.”

 

After making drinks they sat at the table and chatted, and the subject got onto their schooldays at St Swithin’s.

“I don’t remember you” she said.

“I don’t remember you either.”

“I was a little chubster at school” Lily said.

“They used to call me Miss Piggy, back then.”

“Why?” he asked.

“Simple really, a fat girl called Gammon, what else would they call me” she explained, and he burst out laughing.

“Why don’t I remember that?” he asked still laughing.

“I don’t know” she replied with a puzzled expression.

“What year did you start there?”

“2001” he replied.

“That explains it, I started in 1999, so I’d moved up to middle school by the time you started” she explained, and Mason was still chuckling, so she chuckled too.

“I was just about to make lunch; would you like to join me.”

“Yes, that would be lovely” he replied but what he meant was that she was lovely.

 

All the time she was busying around they continued to chat, and he never took his eyes off her.

Lily was hunched over the huge kitchen table fastidiously assembling the sandwiches, and as she was applying the finishing touch of mustard mayonnaise, she adopted a stance not unlike a world class table tennis player preparing to serve.

Mason was not sure why she stooped over so dramatically, she wasn’t exceptionally tall, but whatever the reason, he really liked it.

 

Rosie joined them soon after and they ate lunch together and talked for another hour before it was time for him to go, and as he walked back to Highfinch he reflected on his time with Lily Gammon and if he wasn’t already in a long-term relationship, he would definitely have asked her out, as it was, he doubted he would see her again.

 

However, he was wrong, it was when he was staying in Abbeyvale with his dad and step mum for the August Bank Holiday Weekend and after one of Elizabeth’s epic Sunday lunches he needed to try and walk it off.

It was just after entering St Candida’s Park when his eye was immediately drawn to what he hoped was a familiar figure, so he decided to have a closer look.

He soon confirmed that it was indeed Lily Gammon sitting in a quiet corner of the park, in a shady and secluded spot, laying on a picnic blanket wearing a bikini top and shorts.

As he approached, Lily was clearly lost in solitary thought and was startled when he said.

“Hello Miss Piggy”

“Don’t be cheeky” she retorted with a smile.

“Do you mind if I join you?” Mason asked.

“That would be lovely” she replied and beamed with genuine delight and making  room for him on the blanket.

“So how come you’re hiding under here?”

“That’s obvious” She replied, “With ginger hair and fair skin to accompany it, I either have to keep covered up or stay in the shade, so I prefer the shade as I can’t abide the sun, and it’s not overly fond of me”
“Well that makes sense then” he said, “I thought you might be worried about crackling”.

“I really am going to have to hurt you” she said, and they both laughed.

 

They spent a very pleasant afternoon and early evening on her blanket talking, and found that they had a lot in common, they were both older siblings, both sets of parents divorced when they were in their teens, and their fathers had remarried women that they found it impossible to dislike. 

In spite of everything they loved their fathers, but they reserved their most passionate relationships for their mothers, who they admired beyond measure for their self-sacrifice and selflessness, but neither of them had found a significant other in their lives, and that was a regret for them, and they really wished they could find someone.

Unfortunately, one bit of information Lily imparted was something he did not want to hear because as he was now a free agent, he was going to ask her out on a date, but she told him she was now dating someone called Liam.

It was ironic that when she was unattached, he was not and vice versa, it just seemed like it was not meant to be.

So, when they parted ways with a kiss on the cheek and a hug, he was convinced there was no future for them, though he hoped he was wrong as he had been before.

 

Three days before Christmas, Mason stepped out of his dad’s house into the winter night, after wishing his dad and Elizabeth a Happy Christmas and walked briskly to Abbeyvale Station.

 

It was a fairly crowded train for a Sunday evening, but not full, there were still a number of empty seats, Mason chose one by the window leaving an empty seat beside him.

Snow spattered against the window as the train rattled out of the Station and then she appeared, and his heart skipped a beat, and he thought Christmas had come early, because there she was, larger than life, vivacious and self-assured, covered with snowflakes and smiling to herself, with snow covering her like sugar on a doughnut.

Lily Gammon was wrapped-up against the cold, in a green woollen hat and coat and a long-knitted scarf draped about her neck.

Still smiling, she shook her head and the pale ginger hair that hung beneath her hat, danced about her shoulders and the snowflakes settled on them melted away from her soft hair.

There was a rosy redness on her cheeks, either from the frosty winter evening or a liberal taste of Christmas spirit, a little of both, he assumed.

Lily made her way unsteadily down the carriage between the seats, due to the motion of the train, leaving wet snowflakes in her wake with her full-length coat swishing from side to side, as she tottered on her high heeled boots, and then she saw him, and her eyes lit up like beacons, and her smile illuminated the carriage and his heart soared at the sight of her, he returned her smile and said.

“Hello Miss Piggy”

“Just because it’s the season of goodwill doesn’t me, I won’t hurt you” she said and flushed a little.

When she was standing in front of him, smiling and blushing, he stood up and she immediately hugged him, and he could smell her hair and perfume as he hugged her back.

They sat down heavily on the lumpy seats in the rattling carriage and sat looking at each other, then Lily put her gloved hand on his.

“It’s so good to see you” she said without taking her eyes off him.

“I was just thinking the same thing” Mason agreed and the easy converse that typified their time together resumed, and they became oblivious to their traveling companions, and that was how the remainder of the journey passed.

But all too soon they were pulling into the station and the train shuddered to a halt.

Their fellow traveller’s all rushed off into the night and the winter filled the carriage, reluctantly Mason and Lily left their seats and disembarked from the carriage arm in arm, then hand in hand as they walked slowly along the platform, still talking and laughing, until they handed over their tickets and stepped out of the Station and onto the street, but stepped to one side to get out of the way of the other passengers.

Then as the snow began to fall again Lily turned to face him and kissed him gently on the lips, such a warm sensitive and tender kiss, their first ever kiss, and when their lips parted, she smiled at him coyly and flushed a deep shade of pink.

“I’ve wanted to do that for a while” she said, and Mason kissed a snowflake off her nose and cupping her flushed cheek in his palm he pulled her sweet lips to his and returned her kiss and Lily’s arms wrapped around his neck, holding him tightly.

They stood locked in their first passionate embrace, as the snow fell softly on the scene until Lily pulled away for a moment, before burying her face in his neck and saying softly.

“That was perfect.”

After an indeterminate period, the spell was suddenly broken by the sound of a car horn.

“That’s mum” she said, and they separated, he was subsequently offered a lift home with her, but he had plans to meet his brother for drinks in town.

“Unlock your phone and hand it over” she said.

“Yes bossy” he replied and handed it over.

She then entered her number and handed it back.

“There you are, now you have no excuse not to ask me out.”

“I’ll phone you tonight” he said and then they slowly walked hand in hand to her mum’s car and they kissed again, then he watched the car drive away with Lily craning her neck to keep him in sight until the very last moment.

However, the dye was cast because their Christmas reunion would go on to change their lives forever.

Sunday 6 August 2023

WHAT’S TOP OF YOUR CHRISTMAS LIST?

 

“What’s top of your Christmas list?”

I was asked right out of the blue

“The loveliest girl ever” I replied

And on Christmas Eve I met you

WE MET AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY

We met at the Christmas party

And I instantly fell in love with you

The prettiest girl in the room by far

Dressed in shades of Christmas hue

And when I heard your joyous laugh

The blissful love in my heart grew

And though we had never spoken

Nonetheless I somehow knew

That for every Christmas to come

In my future I'd still be loving you

So, I look back, with you in my arms

As my Christmas prediction came true