Saturday 6 March 2021

Snippets of Downshire Life – British Pie Week

 Downshire is a relatively small English county but like a pocket battleship it packs a lot in, a short but beautiful coastline, a channel port, the Ancient forests of Dancingdean and Pepperstock, the craggy ridges and manmade lakes of the Pepperstock Hills Nation Park, the rolling hills of the Downshire Downs, the beautiful Finchbottom Vale and farm land as far as the eye can see from the Trotwood’s and the Grace’s in the south, to the home of the Downshire Light infantry, Nettlefield, and their affluent neighbour’s, Roespring and Tipton in the north but our story begins in the West, to the south of Northchapel, in the beautiful village of Chapel Hill.

There was an expanse of green at the center of the village complete with duckpond and a weeping willow tree.

On the north side of the green was the pub, The Woodcutters Tavern and attached to the side of the pub there was a Stephenson’s general store and post office, across the green from the pub was the Church, St Peter’s, with the vicarage to one side and a row of shops ran alongside the road on the West of the green, Buckley’s Greengrocer and Fruiterers, Boddington’s Butchers, Harvey’s Pharmacy, Bizzie Lizzie Florists, Mazzone’s Hairdressers, Harrisons Hardware and Addison’s Bakery.

Chapel Hill was also the home of Amy Bettis and Addison’s was one of Bettis Bakes biggest customers.

 

Amy was married to Ray Boddington who like all the Boddingtons was employed either at the pig farm in Fallowfield or in one of the many Butchers Shops throughout the county, and possessed the unmistakable classic good looks of the clan with thick black curly hair and wild gypsy eyes, dark, mysterious and sexy, and Amy fell for him instantly.

They met at a time when she was trying to secure a regular supply of good quality meat, but on favourable credit terms.

Because at that time Bettis Bakes were on the brink of extinction because her feckless father had run the business as his own private cash cow until the point the cow ran dry and he took all the remaining cash he could get his hands on and disappeared without a second thought for the firm or his daughter.

The only thing that her father didn’t take with him was Bettis Bakes greatest asset, the rights to the Downshire Duchess, for which they held the Royal Charter.

The “Duchess” was a heavily spiced meat and potato pie which she had turned into the company’s flagship and in five years she had turned their fortunes around and had worked hard to revive the family business culminating in winning the prestigious National Best Bake award during British Pie Week, which gained them national exposure.

But it also gained them some unwelcome attention, when a figure from the past contacted Amy out of the blue.

 

It was just at the end of British Pie Week, two days after receiving the award, when she received a phone call from her Father.

No one in the family, or their circle of friends had heard word one from him since he absconded with what remained of the Companies money, with the police hot on his heels, so it was quite a shock for her to hear from him after five years had elapsed, though perhaps that was not really a surprise.

He had deserted both the her and the Bakery when they were on their uppers and now when things were on the up and up he resurfaced with his hand out, from whatever rock he’d been hiding under, and wherever that might have been he had obviously got to hear of her success.

“Amy Bettis!” she said

“Amy darling” the voice said

“Father” she said flatly “Long time no hear”

“Well you know how it is, time flies when you’re having fun” he said

“So to what do we now owe the pleasure?” She asked

“Well I don’t like be indelicate” he said “but I’m a little short on funds”

“So?” She responded unsympathetically

“Well I heard on the grapevine that the Bakery was doing well now”

“Yes it is doing well” she snapped

“Bloods thicker than water” he said

“Well Father give me an address and I’ll send you a cheque” she said

“No need” he said “I’m in the neighbourhood on Friday, I’ll pick up the cash personally” 

“Ok then” she said “after all, as you said blood is thicker than water”

 

On Friday her Father walked into the boardroom, immaculately dressed, in Italian silk, and his skin was deeply tanned from five years spent in sunnier climbs.

“Amy darling” he said and moved to embrace her “it’s so lovely to see you again”

“I wish I could say its mutual” she said and evaded his embrace

“Well just give me my fair share and I’ll be on my way” he said “isn’t that why you’re here?”

Amy had toiled hard to make a go of the Bakery so she was not about to let a thieving cheating bastard like her Father take a penny from the family or the business, blood or no blood.

“I’m here to ensure you get what you deserve” she said which was when the police emerged through the door behind him, and a tirade of ungentlemanly language followed, words that should never have been uttered by a Father to his daughter, but she just looked on as he was taken into custody.

She felt no more remorse for him, as the police took him away, than he had shown over what he had done to her and his employees.

Amy felt even less when she refused his request to pay his legal fees and left him to apply for legal aid.

Amy’s only feelings regarding her Father were those of justice being served when he was sentenced to 7 years in Prison. 

She would never see him again and he would never know the child she was carrying.

 

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