Saturday, 26 June 2021

Snippets of Downshire Life – Reprise

 

The village of Highfinch sits just on the edge of the Pepperstock Hills and the Lily Green Hollows Golf Club separates the village from the Hamlet of Lily Green, and the combination of those two and Kingfisherbridge made up the parish of St Martins and new to that parish was writer Ken Smithson, who moved to the village for a new start after he and his long term girlfriend split up acrimoniously, he chose Highfinch because he had never heard of it, and if it was unfamiliar to him it would certainly be to her, and that suited him very well indeed as he never wanted to run into her again unless it was in a car and he was driving.

 

He kept very much to himself for the first year and diverted himself by burying himself in his work and poured all his bile and anger into his novel.

He never went out and everything he needed he ordered online and had delivered to the cottage.

When the book was nearly completed he relaxed a little and allowed himself a few solitary walks around the village and its environs, but restricted his constitutionals to early morning before the rest of the village were awake.

He kept that up for another couple of months and then he was ready to re-join the world and put in an appearance at St Martins and caused something of a stir, as he had been much talked about since his arrival in the village, admittedly as much for his reclusiveness as his reputation as a writer.

 

Following a few appearances at St Martin’s and a couple at the Downshire Arms he thought it time to make his intentions known by showing that Highfinch was to be part of his long term future, a visit to Stephenson Corner Shop well and truly ticked that box when he went in and ordered his papers and magazines to be delivered, after that were some more grown up destinations.

 

It was his first visit to the Downshire Denticare surgery, but he wasn’t there as a patient on that occasion, he wanted to register with them and his next port of call after them was the Doctors.

He should have done it when he first arrived in the village almost 18 months earlier but he wasn’t in the right frame of mind for that at the time.

His plan was to register so that they could get his records from Abbottsford well before his first appointment.

The reason for that was that his history wasn’t quite as routine as the average patient.

When he was 18 he was involved in a serious car accident that left the driver dead and him requiring major surgery on a smashed jaw, and fracture’s to his cheekbone and eye socket.

There were several orthopedic surgeries and another for orthodontic implants so he was not a run of the mill patient.

 

On arriving at the surgery he was informed that his appointment was with Practice Manager Rachel Bradley, and the name was vaguely familiar but he didn’t know why, so he sat down and grabbed the top magazine off the stack and turned the page, and it was a full-page advert for a healthy breakfast cereal featuring a girl in her underwear.

Next page was an advert for toothpaste with a girl in skimpy nightie, the next page was a double page spread for mascara with several near naked girls in matching underwear.

He threw the magazine back down where he got it and sat back, and found himself trying to picture who Rachel Bradley was, but found instead he was thinking about underwear models in skimpy dental nurse outfits.

His name was called after about ten minutes and he walked down the corridor and through the open door and was greeted by a very attractive woman exuding a very exotic perfume, and he again had the same vague sense of familiarity.

She had a pretty face, blue eyes, soft shoulder length brown hair, 5t 6 or 7, early thirties, nice figure, everything where it should be, and perfectly proportioned, with neat hips and a beautifully round derriere.

“Good morning Mr. Smithson” she said as she perused the form he had filled in the day before “Please take a seat”

“Morning” he replied as he sat “Thank you”

“So I see you were previously a patient at Lasseter’s in Abbottsford” “That’s right” he replied

“My first job after leaving school was at Lasseter’s” she said and smiled before she continued to peruse his form and he was a again struck with the feeling that he knew her, and that smile, and then he was distracted by the appearance of a little bit of pale pink bra strap, and a glimpse of lace edging inside her sweater, as she leant forward, and then his head was full of images of her in her scanties advertising dental floss.

In an effort to get his mind back on tackling where he knew her from he started thinking about cricket, that normally worked to purge his mind of lewd thoughts, but then it was women’s cricket and they were all naked save for their shoes, gloves, hats and pads, but then she came to his rescue, she had put the forms down and asked.

“Did you live in Abbottsford for long?”

“Erm, yes, born and raised” he replied “until I moved here”

“Oh” and then there was a long pause before she added

“But you didn’t always live at Pine Ridge” she stated

“No I’m from….” He began

“Castleside” She said and smiled broadly “You’re Kenny”

“I am…” he said hesitantly “and you’re little Rach”

“I haven’t been called “Little Rach” for a very long time”

“It was very apt at the time” he said “That or little sis but I seem to remember you didn’t like that”

“That was because I didn’t want to be you sister” she pointed out but instantly regretted her frankness and changed the subject

“I’m a bit confused by something, where did the Smithson come from?”

“It was after we moved away, which was because my parents were divorcing, and after the divorce my mum went back to her maiden name and changed mine at the same time”

“Was that before the accident?” she asked

“Yes, not long before though” he replied

“I heard you had been hurt, when I was in sixth form, but I didn’t know how badly” she said “I did try to find out more details but I couldn’t be too pushy”

“In case your friends found out about your crush?” he asked

“Something like that” she admitted coyly and then resumed reading his notes and when she finished she said

“Well that all looks fine, do you have any discomfort from your jaw?”

“Occasionally in the cold weather” he replied “But mostly no”

“Sadly that happens to us up here, you’ll have to get used to Highfinch Winters if you’re going to stick around” she said and smiled

“Well that is definitely my plan” he added

“I’m very happy to hear that” she said and her cheeks flushed and she shuffled her papers and added

“Well that’s all good, if you go to reception they can now book you your first appointment”

“That’s great, thanks” he said as he got up to leave

“So is that the official bit done now?”

“Yes, unless you have any questions” she said

“I do as it happens, in a manner of speaking” he replied

“Oh? To do with an appointment?”

“Again, in a manner of speaking” he replied enigmatically

“I don’t understand” she said

“Well my question would be in regard to an appointment with you for dinner” he said

“Oh I see, um well yes that would be very nice” she replied

“Obviously you will have to choose the where and the when” he said “But anytime is good for me”

“The Blue Ribbon in the village is very good” she suggested “And would tonight be too soon?”

“That would be perfect” Ken said

 

They were both feeling very pleased with themselves as her office door closed but Ken a little more so at his handling of the discourse and his taking advantage of the situation

“I couldn’t have written that any better” he thought to himself as he headed to reception with a spring in his step.

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