Friday, 8 January 2021

BENEATH THE CLOCK

Beneath the clock I’m waiting expectantly

Awaiting my blind date, a little nervously

He’s late but I don’t mind, at least not yet

He’ll have a good reason no doubt, I bet

He’s here at last and only an hour late

A good-looking man it was worth the wait

A kiss on the cheek and a smile how terrific

Oh, but his breath could stop the traffic

But nobody’s perfect and he has a kind face

And he’s booked a table at an exclusive place

The restaurant looks fine, very expensive

Let’s hope appearances are not deceptive

The food is poor, and the service shambolic

His conversation is dull and monosyllabic

He drinks too excess and slobbers his food

His table manners are nothing short of rude

His drinking is driving me around the bend

I really can’t wait for the evening to end

The bill arrives and I’m asked to pay half

My immediate reply “you’re having a laugh”

He leaps to his feet and explodes with fury

Then falls backwards into the shrubbery

I throw him a look of contempt and disdain

Embarrassed I leave saying “never again”

How could I have known it would go so amiss?

I just can’t believe I shaved my legs for this

Uncanny Love Tales – (040) Alone with Jaylene Barker

 

At the western end of the Finchbottom Vale lays the small market town of Childean and on the outskirts of the town was the cottage where Ben Arscott lived.

It was a lovely early summer morning and Ben was just doing a bit of housework around the cottage, when there was a knock on the French window, so he stopped what he was doing.

However, when he looked, Ben couldn’t see anyone, not at first but on closer perusal he could see it was Jaylene Barker.

She was wearing knee length blue shorts, tight like leggings, and a kind of short floral summer dress, scooped down at the front, fitted at the waist and just about long enough to cover her bum.
“Hello” he said opening the door

“Where’s your buddy?”

Her “buddy” was Jackie Smith, her best friend, inseparable since kindergarten, which was a perfect friendship, as they complimented each other.

Although there were similarities, they were both attractive for a start, their likes and dislikes, and their sense of humour, but really as individuals they couldn’t be more different.

Jaylene was a brunette, dark complexion and had no fear, Jackie on the other hand was a strawberry blonde, pale and freckly and would tremble in shadows.

Jay was an extrovert, precocious, a real Lolita, very confident, self-assured, and pretty, and she knew it, though not in a cocky way.

Jackie on the other hand, though also very pretty, was unsure of it.

She was shy and socially awkward and lacked self-confidence

Being with Jay made Jack feel more confident, daring to do things she would never do alone, so she lived her life on her friend’s coat tails and without Jaylene, she floundered.

“She’s at her Gran’s funeral,” Jaylene answered

“Ah yes” he responded “I forgot”

To be honest, he wasn’t really bothered where Jackie was, he was just happy to have Jaylene to himself for a change.

The girls were both in their final year at Abbottsford University and worked at the Cherry Bean Café which was owned and run by Ben.

“Not that I’m not glad to see you, but how come you’re here so early” he said

“I thought you were on this afternoon”

“I am, but I’m on a split shift today”

“Covering for India” she said in response to his raised eyebrow “I’ve come straight from the shop, so I was wondering if you minded me hanging around here for a bit, because by the time I get home it’ll be time to head back again, then we could walk to the shop together”

“Sure, no problem” he replied flatly but inside he was doing cartwheels.

Jaylene Barker wasn’t just a pretty girl who worked for him, she was also the girl he loved, not that he’d ever told her how he felt.

He knew she was out of his league, by some distance, she was lovely, and he was just ordinary looking, so it was a real mismatch even if she wasn’t his employee and 4 years younger.

Though he would soon have to love her from afar when she finished Uni and made her way in the world, but for a few hours that day she was his and his alone.

 

They sat and chatted on the Patio for a little while before she asked

“Could I have a drink?”

“Of course, I’m so sorry, I should have offered” he flustered

“It’s ok” she responded and chuckled as she walked past him towards the kitchen, and because she was a foot shorter than him, he could easily look down her top at her beautiful breasts encased within lace trimmed satin cups, what he was unaware of was that she knew he was looking, and she liked it.

Ben flicked the kettle on to make a hot drink, but she asked 

“Can I have a glass of water?”

“Of course, help yourself”

“Ok, I think I will” she said inside her head

The glasses were in the top cupboard and being only five foot one she had to stand on tiptoe to reach the glass, and the act of stretching up her arm, raised the hem of her skirt to expose the curves of her perfect little cheeks in her skin tight shorts.
When she had retrieved a glass she turned and looked at him.
“Were you staring at my bum?” she asked accusingly
“Yes” he confessed “sorry”
“You’re a terrible letch,” Jay said “I saw you staring down my top at my boobs earlier”
Well I’m actually a very good letch” he corrected her

“Don’t you like me looking?”
Of course I do” she said and blushed and then she walked across the kitchen and said

“I would like you touching me better though”
And then she stood on tiptoe to reach up and kiss him and showed that she didn’t care if he was
just ordinary looking, or her boss, or four years older, she wanted him in her league.

Wednesday, 6 January 2021

Snippets of Downshire Life – Epiphany

 

Downshire is a relatively small English county, but like a pocket battleship it packs a lot in, a short but beautiful coastline, a channel port, the Ancient forests of Dancingdean and Pepperstock, the craggy ridges and manmade lakes of the Pepperstock Hills National Park, the rolling hills of the Downshire Downs, the beautiful Finchbottom Vale and farm land as far as the eye can see from the Trotwood’s and the Grace’s in the south to the home of the Downshire Light infantry, Nettlefield, and their affluent neighbour’s, Roespring and Tipton in the north, which is where our story begins.

 

Jack Wyatt was born and raised on Stoney Meadow Farm, which nestled on the slopes of the Tipton Hills in the lee of the Town of Nettlefield.

He was a tall lean man with a well-toned physique and a weathered complexion born out of a lifetime spent in the open air.

Jack had happy memories of the farm and nearby hamlet of Nettle Green and could never imagine living anywhere else.

He and his twin brother Steve did leave the farm to go to University and Jack couldn’t wait to return.

Steve however, who wasn’t one of life’s natural farmers decided to try a different path, so when their father died 7 years later, Jack took over the farm.

He was always very close to his father, and they were very alike so it was quite natural for him to take over, ably supported by his mother and the farm went from strength to strength, but in the fullness of time Steve returned to the nest, with his pregnant girlfriend Mehreen Yusuf, which upset the equilibrium.

The reason for that was twofold, firstly because Steve didn’t return home because he wanted to be a farmer, what brought him back to the place of his birth was desperation, he was unemployed, homeless and he was in debt, and the cause for all three was either directly or indirectly the result of his wandering eye.

He lost his job for sleeping with his boss’s wife, his girlfriend threw him out of their flat for the same reason and his debts were the consequence of his persistent philandering and the excessive entertaining involved.

The second reason was Steve’s girlfriend Mehreen, and not because she was pregnant, neither Jack nor the Grandmother in waiting were phased by that, Mehreen’s arrival at the farm upset things because Jack instantly fell for her.

She wasn’t beautiful in the “magazine cover” way that most people considered to be perfection.

Mehreen had an aquiline nose and finely chiselled features, and her eyes were warm.

Because she was dark skinned, to the casual observer her hair looked black, but it was actually dark brown, straight fine hair which she wore shoulder length.

Jack thought that he only judged her to be on the attractive side of beautiful by, virtue of the fact, that she wasn’t wearing a scrap of makeup, but with just a little makeup on her pretty face she’d have looked gorgeous.

“More gorgeous anyway” Jack thought.

But he tried from the start not to see her in that light and banish the growing feelings from his heart, but he failed.

 

Steve had been back at the farm just over a month when it became patently obvious to Jack and his mother that he had no interest in either Mehreen or the child she was carrying.

Steve pitched in around the farm by some small measure but nowhere near to a level to be able to reduce the hours of the two labourers that the farm employed, and he only did that for the sake of appearances and to avoid spending time with the mother of his child.

It was clear to everyone that he had no feelings for her, but she loved him regardless and she thought that would be enough as he would eventually fall in love with her.

Jack and his mother thought that was unlikely, Mehreen herself was under no illusion that he was going to be faithful to her, after all he had impregnated her while he was living with someone else, but she loved him and that was all that mattered.

 

The other thing that she loved was the farm and she threw herself into the day to day routine and kept herself very active and her mind so fully occupied that she didn’t notice Steve was paying attention to everything but the upkeep of the farm, in particular, Sarah Bright, who was a barmaid at the Green Man in Nettle Green.

 

As the year slowly ebbed away and Christmas approached Mehreen continued to busy herself with chores around the farm despite the fact that she was nearing the end of the seventh month of her pregnancy and her girth had increased exponentially.

She was a stubborn girl however and would not take heed of any advice that suggested she should be taking it easy.

“I need to do my share” she insisted, and any protestations were waved away.

As a compromise it was suggested that she should at least have someone with her when walking to Nettle Green or to the hen house, she reluctantly agreed, and the idea was put to Steve who claimed to be too busy so it fell to Jack, which he was very happy to do as his feeling for her had grown by the same degree as her girth had.

He liked spending time with her and although she didn’t want to admit it, even to herself, she enjoyed the time they spent together too.

But after an expedition into Nettle Green together she couldn’t hide it anymore.

 

It was quite a long walk back between the farm and the shops and was predominantly uphill on the return journey and because Mehreen was almost eight months pregnant she got all hot and breathless by the time they reached halfway, so Jack suggested she sit on a tree stump to catch her breath while he looked on with concern, as she chattered on about how she was perfectly fine but he was more focused on the speaker than words.

He thought she was so lovely, bright, intelligent and with a quirky sense of humour and then he was suddenly brought back to the moment when Mehreen said

“We’d better get moving”

“Why?” he asked, and she pointed heavenward, so Jack looked up as well to see the sky had visibly darkened.

“Ok” he said “Let’s go”

And he pulled her gently to her feet and they made their way back along the lane just as the heavens opened.

They were walking along the most exposed part of the lane and for a moment they were caught like rabbits in the headlights.

“Quick this way” Jack said and grabbed her hand and they ran to the nearest large tree which offered them some protection from the deluge.

They were giggling like children when they reached sanctuary and squeezed up close to the trunk.

Jack looked down at the giggling Mehreen as rainwater dripped from the tip of her aquiline nose.

She giggled again and put her head back and shook it like a dog would, and that was when he did it.

 

Mehreen was only 5ft tall so with his height advantage he was in the unusual position of being able to kiss downwards on to her inviting lips.

It was a deliciously gentle kiss, sensual and romantic to which she responded in kind.

When they stopped Mehreen looked up at him and said

“I wasn’t expecting that" and then he kissed her again.

A much more urgent and passion filled kiss altogether, perhaps too much so, because she suddenly pushed him away.

“No, no” she said, “I can’t” and then she ran off into the rain

“Merri!” he called after “Please don’t go, I’m really sorry”

But Mehreen just kept going and didn’t look back once.

 

Jack traipsed home miserably through the rain, kicking his way through the puddles and chastising himself for his impetuous haste.

“You idiot, you stupid bloody idiot, you’ve lost her for sure now” she shouted into the rain.

 

When he got home to the farmhouse he got out of his wet coat and boots before walking into the kitchen to switch on the kettle but when he walked through the door he saw Mehreen sitting at the table with her back to him and her shoulders were shaking,

“Are you crying” he asked with concern

“Yes” she sobbed

“But why?” he asked, “what’s wrong?”

“We did a terrible thing” she replied “It’s was so wrong”

“It was so nice” He corrected her “Didn’t it make you feel good?”

“Yes of course it did” she snapped “but that just makes it all the more wrong”

“Well I disagree, we did something I’ve wanted to do for months, and the way you joined in I think you wanted to do it just as much” he pointed out “it’s not like we planned it”

“I know but I still feel guilty” Mehreen said “I’m in love with your brother and carrying his baby”

“Are you sure?”

“Of course, I’m sure” she said angrily “I don’t make a habit of it, I’m not a tart”

“I meant, are you sure you love him” he said and smiled, and the anger drained from her face and she smiled too.

But before she could answer the question the back door opened, and Steve walked in so Mehreen hurriedly got to her feet and rushed out before he could see her tear stained face and that was the last time the two of them were alone until the New Year.

 

It was an enjoyable Christmas at the farm despite the fact the Steve was seldom there as he was still chasing, and regularly catching, Sarah at the Green Man.

He was quite brazen about it and made no effort to keep it from Mehreen, in fact the opposite was true, and he seemed to delight in seeing her flinch at the mention of her rival’s name.

Something that his mother made a point of chastising him for in no uncertain terms as Jack looked on with fists clenched.

 

Everything came to a head on twelfth night when Jack was taking down the Christmas decorations and Mehreen was sitting at the table packing them neatly back in their boxes, which they did largely in silence.

There had been a big row that morning after Steve had again flaunted his relationship with Sarah in Mehreen’s face and his mother had launched into a tirade at him which culminated with her stating.

“If you cannot conduct yourself with any decorum and treat the mother of your child with any decency then you need to leave”

This came as a complete shock to Steve as his behaviour was calculated to provoke Mehreen to snap and pack up and leave because he had no interest in her or the brat she was carrying, he just wanted her gone.

It never occurred to him that the family would side with her against him, so his mother’s ultimatum to him came as an epiphany to him as it did to Mehreen.

 

While Steve was upstairs packing, Mrs Wyatt was out in the yard trying to calm herself down, and Jack and Mehreen continued with the decorations. 

“Do you want to go with him?” Jack asked with his back to her and as he turned around he saw Mehreen standing right behind him

“No” she replied “Because I don’t want to settle for second best”

“You don’t have to baby” he said, and his heart swelled as he looked at the beautiful young woman and looped a length of silver tinsel around her shoulders and pulled her towards him as the static played around the fine strands of dark brown hair and when she stood there looking up at him with her big brown eyes she asked

“Can you kiss me now?” and Jacks heart skipped a beat and he smiled at her and duly obliged.

They were still kissing when Steve stomped down the stairs and slammed the door behind him and were totally oblivious to his exit and to Mrs Wyatt’s return to the kitchen and the subsequent smile and sigh.

Tuesday, 5 January 2021

THE BREATH OF LIFE

The most wonderful girl

To ever draw the breath of life

How honoured I would be

If she agreed to be my wife

We will navigate together

Through adversity and strife

To be parted from her love

Would cut me like a knife

I will take my place beside her

And we will make ourselves a life

 

The most wonderful woman

To draw the breath of life

How honoured I was that she

Agreed to be my wife

We did navigate together 

Through adversity and strife

To be parted from her love

Would cut me like a knife

I took my place beside her

And we have made ourselves a life


Sunday, 3 January 2021

PURELY PLATONIC

 

I loved Sally a lot though just platonic

You might even say we were symbiotic

Friendship stemming from times historic

Always together like something comic

Our thoughts and desires were esoteric

Finding partners was the normal topic

We both needed a relationship romantic

The search was fast becoming frantic

 

She started feeling like an old neurotic

Personally, I was bordering on psychotic

So, we planned a holiday to places tropic

On the stylish concord flying supersonic

It was our first time travelling avionic

To North America first via transatlantic

Then past the Indies to the south pacific

To a tropical desert island once volcanic

 

Our search for love is now quite chronic

If we find no one will we begin to panic

Could we search the area topographic

Should we view the island panoramic

Or should we relax and not be pathetic

Going on the beach doing things athletic

Going in the sea doing things aquatic

Enjoying ourselves let’s not be pedantic

 

Alone in each other’s company harmonic

The evening birdsong sounds symphonic

The sultry air heavy with scents exotic

Fresh ice cubes cracking in gin and tonic

Her smiling countenance at once hypnotic

Deep passions stir with thoughts erotic

Knowing smiles exchanged but not sardonic

Confusion turmoil and thoughts chaotic

 

I want her now like a strong narcotic

We can resist no more this desire titanic

Our joint surrender is almost telepathic

We then make love to be more specific

Fulfillment reaching heights ecstatic

Loves consummated passions quite prolific

To give more details would not be politic

As my feelings for her now are honorific

Her inner beauty exposed and optimistic

Our hearts filled with a love gigantic

Our minds awash with thoughts poetic

Our future sealed and that’s fantastic

Finding heart’s desire so close is ironic

How was it possible we were so myopic

We had to cross the globe how idiotic

Our soul mates found that’s terrific

Saturday, 2 January 2021

JOYFUL DAYS

 

Gone is that joyful day

When we stood before Go

Humble in his presence

And we were joined as one

Everything ahead of us

 

Gone are those joyful days

Full of love and laughter

Days of tender moments

And heady nights of passion

Everything ahead of us

 

Gone are those joyful days

When we walked the shoreline

Sunlight glinting on the water

Walking hand in hand

Happy and carefree,

Everything ahead of us

 

Gone are those joyful days

When God blessed our union

Delivering joy into our lives

As our little family grew

And we had everything we desired

 

Gone are those joyful days

When your smile lit up my life

And filled my heart with love

Before it was broken in two

And you were still here with us

 

Gone are the joyful days

Since you have gone before me

And you are now at Gods side

So, I will miss you until the day

When God reunites us

 

I look forward to that joyful day

When we stand again together

But though my heart is broken

I must delay our reunion

Because our children need me

And I must love them double now


Friday, 1 January 2021

NO MORE MONOCHROME

Color lives where once was only monochrome

A symphony resounding instead of monotone

Tranquility resides where once the tempest raged

A life both rich and warm like a fine wine aged

A light illuminating what was darkly shrouded

Blue skies prevail when once they were clouded

A world with no more madness as I return to sanity

A life with no more uncertainty only simple clarity

Abiding warmth replacing the chill winters cold

Dormant senses come alive when your hand I hold

Happiness has banished anguish pain and sorrow

Happiness with you yesterday today and tomorrow