Thursday 4 March 2021

Snippets of Downshire Life – World Book Day

 

The traditional seaside resort of Sharpington-by-Sea with its Victorian Pier, seafront hotels, crazy golf, The Palladium ballroom, well maintained gardens, promenade, theatre and illuminations, has all the usual things to have a great time by the seaside, as well as amusement arcades and of course the Sharpington Fun Park, but in addition to those attractions the town obviously benefitted from all the normal amenities, such as the Public Library.

 

The newest member of staff was Brittany Hutt and when she joined she was a breath of fresh air around the place, she was a University graduate and openly admitted that she had only taken the job at the Sharpington Library until she decided what she wanted to do with her life.

Brittany was the antithesis of Chief Librarian Karen Braiser, for a start she did not dress in the subdued manner that Karen did, she was an explosion of colours and styles, and her hair seldom stayed the same colour more than a week at a time, nor was she mousy or private she was loud and proud, and you always knew when she was around.

The one thing they did have in common though was their love of the printed word, they were both well read and shared an encyclopaedic knowledge of books, so despite the differences of age style and demeanour, they formed a rather unlikely friendship, a friendship the deepened immensely after she managed to play match maker between Karen and her uncle Danny.

 

As a result, Karen and Danny, decided to return the favour and she had just the candidate.

Bradley Coates was a Teacher at the Jubilee Primary School and he was a regular visitor to the Library and it didn’t take too long for Chief Librarian, Karen Braiser to figure out that it wasn’t just the books that were attracting him, and Brittany always seemed particularly attentive to him above all other patrons.

 

It was after she had received a letter from Sharpington Council announcing a number of joint initiatives between the council and other public and private bodies, one of which was the local education authority who wanted to do something between a local school and the Library for World Book Day.

It was something that had been marked by the Schools for a number of years and the Library also had a special program of events for the occasion.

But this year the LEA had proposed doing something together, which Karen thought was a great idea, especially provided she could get the correct School involved.

Karen took it upon herself to arrange for Jubilee Primary to be nominated, and as the Headteacher was her next-door neighbour it wasn’t too difficult, once that was arranged she then suggested that Bradley Coates could liaise with the Library staff on the planning as he was already a regular visitor and was well known by all the Librarians.

With that agreed all that was left to do was persuade Brittany to be the Library’s representative.

“You want me to do it?” she asked

“Yes” Karen replied

“But I’ve never done anything like that before, and I’ve not been here for long, what will the Librarians with more experience than me think about it” she pointed out “No, no I can’t do it”

“I know you haven’t done anything like it before, but then none of the staff have, so no one has more or indeed less experience for the task than you do” Karen said “and you are a human dynamo with more natural enthusiasm than anyone I have ever known”        

“Are you sure?”

“Yes, I’m sure” Karen assured her “And you won’t be alone, Bradley Coates from Jubilee Primary will work closely with you on the arrangements, and there will be no shortage of help when you need it”

 

After being persuaded Brittany worked very closely with Bradley, who was not asked if he would do it, he was given no choice, which he was unhappy about until he realised who he was going to liaising with.

 

On the morning of World Book Day Bradley rose very early and although he was pleased to have been entrusted with the job he was more than a little nervous, well in truth he was terrified, and he was pleased that he would not be enduring the ordeal alone and would be sharing the experience with Librarian Brittany Hutt.

He treated himself to an extra close shave, a much closer one than usual in order to accommodate the beard, and as a result when he applied the aftershave it stung so much that he thought his face was on fire.

 

He arrived at the Library, red faced but sweet smelling to find Brittany fussing around uncharacteristically.

She was already in her Snow White costume and he thought she looked gorgeous.

“Hey” he said

“You’re cutting it fine” Britt said crossly

“There’s plenty of time” he retorted

“There’s still so much to do” she barked

He was going to say “Ok just calm down” but when he saw the look on her face he thought better of it and instead he said

“Everything is in hand”

“Look Mr Coates, it’s not just another day in Sharpington you know, we’re doing something really special” she said “it’s important for the children so it’s got to be done right”

Just then Chief Librarian came through the door behind him

“Hello Professor” she said brightly

“Hi Karen” he said, “Hey why aren’t you in costume?”

“Some of us have had a very busy morning setting up” Karen replied

“Talking of costumes, go and get into yours” Brittany said sharply

“This way” Karen said and led him away to one of the offices

“I never realised that Snow White was so grumpy” he said

Karen paused by the doorway and let Bradley go ahead of her and said

“She just wants everything to be perfect”

“Yes, she would because she is perfect” he said absentmindedly, and Karen smiled and then left him in the office with the drama teacher from his school, Ruth Andrews, who handed him his costume.

“Get this on and then I’ll help with your wig and beard, and do you face a bit”

 “Ok” he said hesitantly

“Don’t worry I do this for the amateur dramatics group” she reassured him

He didn’t vocalise it, but he didn’t find the “Amateur” in her statement to be particularly reassuring.

 

But he needn’t have been worried as he looked very convincing as Professor Dumbledore when he returned to the library proper he saw Karen again and this time she was in costume, and he did a double take.

Karen Braiser, was the very epitome of the archetypal Librarian.

Her dark greying hair was pulled back severely into a bun arrangement, she wore heavy framed spectacles and dressed in black pinafore dress over a long-sleeved blouse and black tights and wore sensible shoes.

She dressed like that all year round, whatever the weather, the only variety being the addition of a black or grey cardigan, in the depths of winter.

So, to see her dressed as Wanda from Where’s Wally, took him a back.

Karen was a riot of red white and blue with not a square inch of black on the whole outfit.

“Wow” he said “Liking the outfit”

“Me too” a voice from behind him said, and when he turned around he saw it was Postman Pat, or more precisely Danny Tomkins, who was Karen’s love interest.

“Hi Danny” he said, “Are you wondering where the black outfit has gone too?”

“No, I was wondering whether Wanda is wearing stockings or tights” he replied

“Behave yourself” Karen said

“On that note I’ll go and track down Snow White” he said

 

The whole Library had been decorated with coloured drapes festooned with images of literary figures and the main area had been subdivided into a number of reading circles, where the Librarian’s and Teachers would read stories, one was dedicated to Harry Potter, another to Disney and another to Roald Dahl and so on.  

 

There was a final meeting of costumed Librarian’s, Teachers and volunteers to run through the schedule one last time, but Bradley wasn’t really paying attention as his mind had wandered, as his eyes wandered over Brittany dressed as Snow White and he found her staggeringly sexy.

 

They finished all the last-minute preparations and half the Children from Jubilee Primary School arrived at 10 o’clock, and they looked amazing dressed as characters from their favourite books.

Then they all went off to the reading circle of their choice where someone would read to them dressed as one of the characters, as Bradley was dressed as Dumbledore he read from Harry Potter and    Brittany (Snow White) read from a Disney story book.

About an hour into the event they had a surprise visit from Actress Kerry Freeborn, who was performing at the Bluebird Theatre in town, and caused a great deal of excitement, and then she releived Bradley and read in his place.

 

At lunchtime they walked back over to the school and then after Lunch it was the turn of the other half of the School children to join the fun and they were treated to a live reading from local Children’s Writer Alesha Khan who read from her latest book “The Wayward Wiccan”.

 

At the end of the school day the parents began to arrive to collect the children and the teachers returned to the school,

When Bradley had escorted the last of his charges to the door and handed him over to his parents he returned to the Disney reading circle where Snow White was tidying up and asked

“Is that definitely the last of them?”

“I think so, I’ve checked under all the cushions” she replied and laughed

“But I suppose we should check the stacks”

“Ok lead on” he said

 

They wandered up and down the rows of books and when they reached the end of the last stack she said

“That’s definitely all of them then”

“Excellent” he sighed “I’m shattered”

“Me too” she said and leant against him

“It’s been a great day though”

“It has” he agreed

“In fact, there is just one thing that would make it better”

“Oh, what’s that?” she asked looking up at him

“This” he said as he leant down and kissed her expectant lips

 

After the dispersal of the schoolchildren Karen and Danny both needed to spend a penny and when Danny exited the gents he spotted the red and white striped legs of his girlfriend by one of the stacks, and as he got closer he saw that she was peering through a gap between the reference books on one of the stacks.

“What are you looking at, have you found Wally?” he asked

“Shush” she said and put her finger to her lips “Come and have a look”

He tiptoed up behind her and also peeked through the gap between the books and could see Snow White snogging Dumbledore.

“Well, well” he said “Just wait until her Prince Charming finds out about this”

“Oh, I think he already knows” Karen said     

 

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