Tuesday, 20 July 2021

Snippets of Downshire Life – Sharpington Sundae

 

The traditional seaside resort of Sharpington-by-Sea with its Victorian Pier, seafront hotels, crazy golf, The Palladium ballroom, well maintained gardens, promenade, theatre and illuminations, has all the usual things to have a great time by the seaside, as well as amusement arcades and of course the Sharpington Fun Park and sisters Rachel and Kay Wilkinson live together in the house they grew up in, in the grand neighbourhood of Granite Hill, which in a nod to San Francisco, the locals had nicknamed Nob Hill.

They were both in their early thirties, and were only 13 months apart and they were very close in every other way and did everything together, and as they were both single, one of the things they did on a regular basis was to look for someone to change their single status.

But they were thwarted in their efforts time and time again and invariably ended up with their friends Penny Van Der Zelden and  Sarah Whitmarsh either at the Pier Pancake Palace located by the entrance of the Pier or in  Bizzoni's Ice Cream Parlour, which was opposite, and it was in the latter where they first laid eyes on Peter and Paul Cooper, who were in town on holiday for two weeks, and  they were perfect, good looking, funny, the same ages, and more importantly, single, and they seemed to be interested, but after ten days they hadn’t progressed any further than hanging out at the Fun Park, and eating a lot of ice cream at Bizzoni’s.

 

The sisters were very frustrated by their inability to land their catch so on the boys last night in Sharpington they planned to up their game and get them on the dance floor at the Palladium Ballroom and induce a little bodily contact.

They arranged to meet at the entrance to the Pier at eight o’clock and Kay and the boys were on time but Rachel wasn’t.

She worked at the Chandlers beyond Whitecliffe Head and the dunes and she had to stay much later than she planned as there was a problem with the alarm when she was locking up.

When she eventually got away she made a beeline for the Pier following the path that led firstly past the dunes and then a row of brightly coloured beach huts.

If she continued on the path it would lead to the end of the promenade but she took decisive action and decided to take the more direct route across the beach and was in constant touch with her sister via text message as she walked.

However her decision to cross the beach proved to be problematic firstly because, although it was indeed the shorter route in would have been much easier to walk on the paved promenade rather than the inconsistent terrain of the beach, and that coupled with the fact that the light was fading fast beneath and an overcast sky which hampered her progress further.

She did have the lights of the Pier to aim at and the light from her phone offered her some form of illumination, but she was still going to be very late, and then the phone rang.

“Hello”

“Where are you?” Kay asked

“I’m coming as fast as I can” Rachel replied

“Yes but where are you? We’re looking down the prom and there’s no sign of you” Kay said

“I’m on the beach”

“What are you doing on the beach?” Kay asked incredulously

“I thought it would be quicker” Rachel retorted

“How’s that working out for you?” Kay asked

“Shut up” Rachel snapped “I’m nearly there”

 

Kay, Peter and Paul were waiting at the Pier entrance but after finding out she was crossing the beach they went to the top of the steps that led down to the sand and after a few minutes an anxious Peter said

“I’ll go down and see if I can spot her”

And after a few minutes Kay and Paul started to descend as well.

“Can you see her yet” Kay shouted but Peter didn’t respond as he had wandered out of view.

 

Rachel’s eyes had become accustomed to the gloom and she was making steady progress as the sand beneath her feet was of a firmer nature as she got closer to the seawall.

As she passed under the Pier she was within easy reach of her destination but then she collided with something or someone in the darkness and she was knocked backwards against one of the supports but rebounded and fell against the figure in the dark.

“Excellent” she thought to herself as gravity took control of her, first the burglar alarm, then the shortcut followed by a mugging.

She finished up straddling the prone figure of her assailant, fortunately she still had her phone in hand so she shone it in the face of the mugger and was surprised to see, illuminated in the eerie blue light, the handsome face of Peter Cooper and not for the first time that evening she took decisive action and kissed him, and with that vigorous and passionate kiss all the frustrations of the previous ten days were released.

Rachel and Peter were so engrossed in the long hoped for kiss that they didn’t notice Kay arriving to witness the action.

Kay retraced her steps where Paul was waiting

“Could you see them?” he asked

“Oh yes”

“And are they together?” he enquired

“Definitely”

“So they’re ok?” Paul asked

“I would say so” she replied

“So what’s keeping them?” Paul asked naively

“Erm, they’re busy” Kay replied

“Busy?”

“Oh yes”

“Doing what?” he asked

“What we should be doing” she replied

“I don’t understand”

“They’re snogging!” she snapped

“Oh” he exclaimed “I see, well yes I think we should very definitely be doing that”

“At last” she said as he took her in his arms.

 

 

 

 

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