Friday, 2 July 2021

The Clerembeax Palace Hotel and Spa – Independence Day

 

The Clerembeax’s arrived in Downshire following the Norman conquests and stayed for a thousand years before the name died out following the death of the reclusive Marcus Clerembeax at the age of 96.

He had lived alone, apart from a butler and a cook, for 50 years after the tragic deaths of his two sons in the hedonistic sixties as a result of an excess of drugs and alcohol.

His wife chose to deal with the loss by taking her own life the day after the funeral while Marcus decided his best course of action was to turn his back on the world and hide himself away.  

Following his death in the autumn of 2015, with no direct heirs it took the Clerembeax solicitors, Beaumont, Villiers and Goodfellow, more than a year to find a legitimate Heir to inherit the estate, and that was 50-year-old distant cousin Yvonne Labuschagne, and she took up residence in the January of 2017.

She was by profession a masseuse and had worked for many years along with her late husband at the Dancingdean Spa Hotel in Childean, but with her inheritance she had the means and the venue to open her own Spa at the Clerembeax Palace, but the house needed work.

The exterior was fine as the reclusive Marcus had been sensible enough to keep the fabric of the building well maintained.

She wasn’t sure about keeping the word “Palace” in the name because the building didn’t really look very palatial, mainly due to the fact that the original Clerembeax Palace burned down in the 19th century so the present manifestation was in fact a rather gaudy Victorian monstrosity in comparison, though it was not without its charms.

The interior had stood the test of time far less well and needed at the very least a lot of TLC.

The 19th century plumbing certainly wouldn’t stand the rigors of a 21st century Spa and the electrics needed a complete rewire.

While the Library was both a blessing and a curse, the latter because it took up so much space and the former because it was full of valuable old books which was where Jennifer Bardsley and Paige Turners came in.

Her skill at seeking out the illusive and the obscure meant that Paige Turners were the “go to” people if you wanted something different, special or that which had eluded you.

So, it was in her role as book expert extraordinaire that she was the first guest to stay at the Clerembeax, albeit a nonpaying one, while she catalogued the books and documents in the Library.  

When she had completed her cataloguing and appraisal of the library she gave Yvonne a ball park figure of what she might expect at auction from the rarest volumes and she nearly fainted.

The understanding when Paige Turners undertook the appraisal, was that they would have first refusal on the contents at the market value, but they recommended O’Sullivan and Springthorpe to sell the really valuable items at auction and Paige Turners would take a small commission.

 

Fifty-year-old Yvonne was a small dark-haired woman who had maintained her figure well over the years, and was widely considered to be attractive, but despite that she was on her own since her husband’s early death, and it was the one regret she had in her life, however she hoped that would change when the Spa was up and running.

But as part of the process Jennifer Bardsley introduced her to Account Manager, Gareth Fackrell from Paige Turners, who was handling the sale of the books through O’Sullivan and Springthorpe.

 

While the renovation where in full swing, Yvonne and Gareth had regular meetings over the months, and at their final meeting, which was at the “Palace” on the eve of World Book Day, Gareth revealed to her the latest balance sheet including all of February sales, which was a significant figure, far exceeding expectations.

“My God I didn’t realise there were so many Book Worms in the World” she said and then she began to jump up and down, squealing with delight, and then she threw her arms around Gareth and kissed him.

Which initially took him by surprise, but he soon gathered himself and joined in, and as it was the first time she’d kissed a man other than her husband since she was at University, as well as being the first since her husbands died, it was one hell of a kiss.

Unfortunately, they both got caught up in the excitement of the moment, and the resulting embarrassment felt by both parties, so it was agreed that he hand the account over to a colleague for the duration.

But that aside, in the end it there was enough to cover it all with some left over.

At the outset Yvonne hoped that a combination of her inheritance, her savings and the revenue from the book sale would go a long way to paying for the renovations and the refit.

Her first action once she knew what her general budget was, was to decide how to spend it, as her background was as a masseur and she had spent her whole working life working in Spa’s she knew what services and treatments she wanted to offer, as well as being able to find the people to work there.

However, she had no inkling on how to manage the renovations or to run a Hotel so the only course of action open to her was to employ people who could.

Her first hire was Hannah Morgan, who Yvonne knew from her time at the Dancingdean Spa Hotel in Childean, where she was a very underappreciated Assistant Manager and a great organiser, and the second was Stephen Hood as Project Manager, who she knew by reputation only.

But when his car pulled up outside the Hotel a distinguished looking gentleman of around fifty years of age got out of the driver’s side she hoped to get to know him better.

But when she actually met him she discovered to her disappointment that he was an arrogant arse and not the sort of person she could have a relationship with, but as a Project Manager she had no gripe with him at all and he certainly lived up to his reputation.

 

Although the library proceeds more than covered the refurbishment and equipping, the proceeds from the Spa, once it was fully up and running, wouldn’t be enough to keep the Palace solvent indefinitely, so they needed a steady flow of hotel guests.

In addition, she had a sizable Ballroom at her disposal which Hannah Suggested could be utilized on a regular basis throughout the year, which would boost the numbers of Hotel guests and Spa visitors at the same time.

 

Under Stephens stewardship the renovations went very well and were completed on time and only marginally over budget, and while he was achieving that, Hannah used all of organisational skills and planning to get the Hotel staffed and prepared for the grand opening, but the staff for the Spa were recruited and interviewed by Yvonne.

  

At the end of June Yvonne had a meeting with Stephen, as his contract was up at the end of the month.

“I am very pleased with the job you’ve done for us, so I have included a little bonus in here” she said as she handed him an envelope.

He took the envelope an opened it, withdrew the cheque and nodded after reading it.  

“Excellent, thank you” he said

“But I was thinking that I should stick around for a while, at least for a few month until everything is running smoothly”

“That won’t be necessary” she said, not wanting him around even a day longer than was absolutely necessary.

“Well if you’re sure” he said

“Very sure”

 

“Get your CV up to date Hannah you need to start looking for another job” he announced

“I give this place a year at best”

“Nonsense, we’re in good shape” Hannah retorted

“Well I think she’s completely out of her depth” he retorted 

“She can’t run this place on her own”

“She’s not on her own” Hannah said

“This place is too big to be run without a man at the helm, I offered her my services, but she threw it back in my face”

“Rubbish, what century are you from?” Yvonne is a strong woman, an independent woman, and she has other strong independent women around her and this place has a great future” she retorted angrily “Now I suggest you leave”

“You’re as deluded as she is” he shouted and went out and slammed the door behind him

“Well said Hannah” Yvonne said as she suddenly appeared at the top of the stairs

“Thank you, for your loyalty”

“No need for thanks” she replied “I didn’t say anything that wasn’t true, and besides us independent women need to stick together”

Fittingly the Clerembeax Palace Hotel and Spa opened fully for business on July 4th, Independence Day, without a man at the helm.

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