Friday, 30 April 2021

Snippets of Downshire Life – May Bank Holiday

 

Downshire is a relatively small English county but like a pocket battleship it packs a lot in, a short but beautiful coastline, a channel port, the Ancient forests of Dancingdean and Pepperstock, the craggy ridges and manmade lakes of the Pepperstock Hills National Park, the rolling hills of the Downshire Downs, the beautiful Finchbottom Vale and farm land as far as the eye can see from the Trotwood’s and the Grace’s in the south, to the home of the Downshire Light infantry, Nettlefield, and their affluent neighbour’s, Roespring and Tipton in the north but our story takes place in the southern town off Abbottsford which was the biggest in Downshire, its administrative capital and the seat of the Downshire government.

It was also a place of learning thanks to the Downshire University and was a Cathedral City and was also home to Abbottsford Town football club.

 

Charlotte and Philip McDowell were on their way to the Cathedral for a memorial service and as was the norm they walked through Cathedral Park to get there.

It was a busy in the Park because it was a glorious day, as it always was when the sun was shining, and there was always a greater concentration around the boating lake.

They were often in the park, so it was nothing out of the ordinary for but on that particular occasion it was not only a lovely bright afternoon, very sunny and very warm, but as it was a Bank Holiday, so it attracted even more visitors scurrying about.

Even so the McDowell’s expected nothing untoward until Charlotte said

“What’s going on?”

“What?” he asked and tried to follow her gaze, and when he had established he was looking in the same place as she was he saw that there was a girl in a skimpy dress walking towards them who appeared to be causing something of a stir.

“Isn’t that Claire Hammond?” he asked

“Yes, I think so” she replied

Claire was someone they had known for a few years, and they had a mutual dislike for each other, and she was a rather innocuous looking girl certainly more than mildly attractive but not a stunner or of movie star calibre.

She definitely suffered from pretty girl syndrome, and though she was attractive she thought she was far more beautiful than all other women around her, and yet she was causing every head to turn, male and female, young and old.

Men’s jaws dropped to the floor and their eyes stood out on stalks and women looked sternly and shook their collective heads.

But this behaviour was not restricted to pedestrians, cyclist’s, drivers, rowers and Pedalo passengers joined in the ogling.

“What are they all gawping at?” Philip asked

“No idea” She replied also questioning if this unremarkable girl was worthy of all the attention.

But as she passed them, without them acknowledging each other, they continued to follow her with their gaze and the reason for the head turning soon became apparent.

The hem of her skirt had snagged on the bottom of her shoulder bag rendering her rear aspect exposed from the waist downward.

Though it wasn’t that in itself which had elicited the response she had received, that was due solely to the fact she had neglected to wear any pants.

As she continued on and turned more heads Philip asked his wife

“Do you think we should tell her?”

“No way” she replied “Serves her right for being so vane”

 

 

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