The Clerembeax Palace Hotel and Spa – World Naked Gardening Day

 

 

The beautiful Downshire village of Clerembeax St Giles was situated to the west of Abbeyvale located between Grace Hill and Bushy Down and on the outskirts was the Clerembeax Palace Hotel and Spa which was a popular venue for wedding receptions and the grounds made a great backdrop for the wedding photos, and it was for their expertise on the well-manicured lawns and borders where Grandparents Bob and Carrie Stephens were employed as part of a large team of gardeners.

 

They were lifelong residents of Clerembeax and before the Spa opened they had to travel fifteen miles each way to work every day but now they had a ten-minute walk to do the work they loved so much, but that was because horticulture was also their hobby.

So, on their days off they were often to be found in their secluded garden enjoying their favourite pastime, but on May 5^th they were gardening with a difference because they were both naked, although they were both wearing wellington boots and hats, while Bob also wore a tool belt, and the reason for their unorthodox attire was that it was World Naked Gardening Day.

 

They had pottered around their garden for most of the day, and as they often did when they were enjoying themselves, they lost track of time.

So, it took them by surprise when they heard their grandchildren arrive, which meant that they had seriously miscalculated the time.

Fortunately, they were at the end of the garden beyond the rose trellis, which afforded them some protection, but the thing that saved their blushes were the tell-tale chimes of the ice cream van in the street outside the cottage, and that stopped the grandchildren in their tracks, but they were soon running up the garden again and calling
"Ice cream. Ice cream"

"Just a minute kids" Bob shouted to them and Carrie ducked down low as he dug around in his tool belt, mindful to keep everything from the waist down below the height of the trellis rail.
He brought out three, two pound coins which he tossed over the herbaceous border and landed them expertly on the lawn a few feet from the children.
However as he extended his arm to perform the delivery he almost delivered his manhood over the rail as well but Carrie grabbed it with her gloved hand just in time
"Oh no you don’t" she said

“Thanks Grandpa” the kids chimed in unison "do you want one?"

"No thanks" he shouted back
“What about Grandma?”

“No, I’m fine” she replied and giggled as the grandchildren ran back the way they came.

“That was close” Carrie said still holding onto him

“I’ll say” he agreed “So I suggest you let go of my spuds and we go and get some clothes on”

“Oh yes” she said and giggled again