Monday, 8 August 2022

Uncanny Love Tales – (045) Angling for a Deal

 

In the small but thriving English county of Downshire people go about the tasks of their everyday existence in ways that range from the mundane to the extraordinary as their forebears had done for centuries before, in the varied and diverse landscape, from the Ancient forests of Dancingdean and Pepperstock, the craggy ridges and manmade lakes of the Pepperstock Hills National Park, the rolling hills of the Downshire Downs, to the beautiful Finchbottom Vale and the short but beautiful coastline to the east.

But it’s in Purplemere where Paramedic Lizzie Green lived in a flat she shared with her younger sister Sammi.

She was 29 years old, four years older than her sister with flame red hair, which was appropriate because she was like a wildfire.

The very epitome of a party girl, and what a party girl she had become, a real “burning the candle at both ends” and toxing her socks off kind of party girl and was the complete opposite of her timid sister Sammi.

But after 12 years of high octane living, she was beginning to tire of it, and she had developed a bit of a crush on her new partner, Matt Beveridge, and no one was more surprised than her to discover it, because on the surface they were like chalk and cheese.

Matt was tall, sandy haired, polite, and quietly spoken, and she was a feisty red head.

Despite that however she still had a crush on him, and it began on the first day they met at the ambulance station.

“Matt” he said and held out his hand to shake, which she took, his handshake was firm, his handsome face was warm and open, and his voice was like honey on her ears and responded

“Lizzie”

The pair only released each other’s hands when a door slammed, and the moment was broken.

 

Despite her undoubted crush she didn’t do anything about it for three months and when she did it almost happened by accident as they were returning to the station after a shout.

“What are you doing on your day off?” she asked  

“Well, the closed season ends today, so I’m going fishing” he replied

“You’re going to waste your day off sitting on a riverbank” she said mockingly

“Lake” he corrected her

“What?”

“I prefer lakes to rivers”

“Ooooh Mr. pedantic” she teased, “It’s still a waste”

Before he had a chance to respond, a call came over the radio, about a man who was found semi-conscious in the bin store of Stephenson Supermarket in Purplemere.

 

Having been diverted to attend the call they received an update while on route, and the unconscious man was known to them and his name was Peter Cooper, a long time alcoholic.

“Oh no not stinky Pete” Lizzie whined, and Mark laughed because it was her turn to take the lead, which meant she would be up close and personal.

“It’s not funny, it’s going to ruin my days off, I’m going to have that smell in my nostrils for two days” she continued which made him laugh even harder. 

“Please swap with me” she begged

“Why would I want to do that?” Mark asked

“Because you are the kindest person I know” she groveled

“That’s true enough” he agreed

“So, you’ll swap then?”

“No”

“Oh, please Mark” she begged “I’ll do anything”

“Anything?”

“Yes anything” she agreed before adding “Within reason”

After a few moments he said

“I will do a deal with you”

“What kind of deal?” she asked suspiciously

“I will swap with you; on one condition” Mark said

“What condition?”

“That I can take you fishing” he explained

“Fishing?” she retorted

“Yes, fishing”

“I would rather go to the pictures” Lizzie responded “How about dinner, or dancing maybe”

“No, it’s stinky Pete or Fishing”

“I’d rather go fishing” she said and sighed

“So, we have a deal?”

“Yes, we have a Deal” she said with resignation

 

By the time they had dealt with the patient and delivered him to The Royal Downshire Hospital their shift was at an end, so they returned to the station.

“Thank goodness that’s over” Mark said “So I’ll pick you up tomorrow at nine”

“Nine?” she said, “What in the morning?”

“Yes of course in the morning” he asserted

“Oh, ok what should I wear?” she asked unenthusiastically

“It doesn’t matter you’ll look great whatever you wear” Mark replied “But no heels”

 

There were only three small bodies of water left in the Vale by the 21st Century, one in Mornington, one in Childean and third of course was in Purplemere, and it was Purplemere that they headed for, it was his favourite of the Mere’s and he always fished from his favourite pitch at Purplemere.

It was a warm sunny June day by the mere so he set up the folding chairs on the little peninsula where they could fish beneath the shade of his favourite old oak tree.

Once they had set up, Mark showed her the basic principle of casting and let her have a few practice casts before he said

“Come and stand in front of me and look towards the water”

Lizzie did as she was told, and he was stood behind her holding the rod in his right hand but before he could show her anymore, she turned around and kissed him and after a full minute she said

“Look what I caught”

In response Paul dropped his rod and wrapped his arms around her and returned her kiss.

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