Wednesday, 1 June 2022

Downshire Diary – (04) Dating Dorcas

 

Following Ben Overton and Dorcas Fox-Martin’s unusual first date back in June on the Tree Top Trail in Dancingdean Forest, Dorcas and he had spent a lot of time together on the full range of more conventional dates, country walks, museums, art galleries, pubs, restaurant’s, cinemas and bowling alleys.

Over which time they had gotten to know each other very well and he discovered that quite apart from being gorgeous, which was plain to everyone, she was also witty, intelligent, sensitive, loving and a totally rubbish bowler, even worse than him.

As the weeks went they virtually became inseparable which was why at the beginning of August on a bright Friday morning they were driving along the Pepperstock Express Way on their way to celebrate, Cambridge Professor, Uncle Herbert’s 60th birthday by which time Dorcas and Ben were well and truly a couple.

It was to be a full on family weekend, which was something they did rather, but even by his families standards this one was to be even more special because this was one of the rarest of occasions when absolutely everyone would be in attendance.

Apart from the birthday boy Herbert and his wife Alexandra, there was his elder brother Edgar, Ben’s eldest sister Abi and her husband Bijs, who were coming over from Holland, his younger brother Danny and his girlfriend Siti, who were driving down from the Millmoor, baby sister Helen, hubby Mark and baby Connor who were a few hundred yards ahead of them on the motorway and his Mum and Dad who were about 50 miles behind them, despite the fact that they left home in convoy, because Ben’s Dad never broke the speed limit.

 

Although Dorcas was a longtime friend of his sister Helen, she didn’t know all the players involved in the weekend’s events and was a little apprehensive about meeting them all, so on the journey he filled in any blanks in her knowledge of them.

“Have you met Abi before?” he asked as they approached the junction for Finchbottom.

“Not really” she replied “She was in the back of your Dads car once, I think she was on her way back to Uni, but I didn’t meet her exactly”

It was hardly surprising really as she never really came home again after Uni.

Abigail met Bijs at University and went out to Southern Holland almost as soon as they graduated.

Now they both worked at the City Hall in S-Hertogenbosch and lived a few miles away in Rosmalen and only got back to the UK once in a while.

“You know Danny though” he said as Helen’s car took the exit for Finchbottom and the Dulcets.

“Yes but then he is nearer my own age” she said

“And he asked me out once”

“I didn’t know that” Ben said with surprise

“I said no” she assured me

“I’m pleased to hear it” he retorted

“How come we never met?” he asked

“I don’t know” Dorcas said thoughtfully “Just my good fortune I suppose”

“Bloody cheek” he said as she laughed hysterically

 

After his sister exited the Express Way he and Dorcas stayed on and head for Pepperstock bay and the ferry terminal.

Forty five minutes after parting company with Helen they rejoined the Expressway at the Pepperstock Bay end with Ben’s sister Abi and her husband on board and they were still making better time than his Mum and Dad.   

With the introductions done and Dorcas thoroughly interrogated by Abi they made steady progress towards the Dulcets.

“You’ll like Uncle Herbert” Abi said either to Dorcas or Bijs, Ben wasn’t sure which

“He’s Professor of Medieval Studies at Cambridge University” Ben said proudly

“Just like CS Lewis” Dorcas contributed

“That’s right” he said surprised “How on earth did you know that?”

“Well I’m not just a pretty face” she said

“Clearly” he concurred

“He’s at Magdalene College” Abi continued

“Also like Lewis” Dorcas responded

“Have you been swatting?” Ben asked suspiciously

“No I’m just a big fan” she replied

“Of Lewis or my Uncle?” he asked with a smile

“He is also a wit” Abi added

“A raconteur, a lay preacher and an all-round good egg” Abi and Ben said in unison and laughed, as it was a well-worn phrase often quoted by the family in relation to Uncle Herbert.

Bijs and Dorcas looked on in bemusement.

 

When they reached Dulcet-on-Willow Ben drove onto the driveway of chez Cush, more formally known as Willow House, just before one o’clock and Ben took a moment to take in the familiar vista before he took Dorcas inside to do the introductions.

Edgar, the elder of the Cush brothers still lived in the ancestral pile built by Ben’s great great great grandfather at the height of the industrial revolution as a country retreat.

Dulcet-on-Willow was a large sprawling village beside the gentle shallow River Willow, which ran unhurriedly from the Pepperstock Hills to the more vibrant River Brooke.

Willow House had featured prominently throughout Ben’s life, where all the family gatherings had taken place, and he wanted very much to feature in Dorcas’s future.

It was not a particularly esthetically pleasing structure but it was typically Victorian and it held fond memories for Ben.

The harshness of its hard lines had been somewhat softened over the years by the matured sympathetic planting which blended it into the unfussy landscape of the Vale where many a long summer holiday had been spent.

 

At the time Ben was remembering the past the birthday boy Herbert was still at Cambridge University about to depart for the weekend, but Edgar had a light lunch prepared for the guests which they ate on the terrace.

They had just finished when Ben’s, Mum and Dad arrived followed shortly by Danny and Siti.

“Well better late than never” Ben said

“I thought we made good time” his Dad replied

“Not you Dad” he responded “You’re actually early, I was talking to desperate Dan”

“I have just one thing to say to you bruv” Dan said punching him on the arm

“Finchbottom contra flow”

Enough said everyone concurred.

 

After lunch as they had a couple of hours to kill, there was some debate as to how they should spend the time, but in the end they left the oldies and the baby to doze on the terrace and set off for a walk along the river on a route that the Overton’s had taken many times before.

What began with a huddled chattering group eventually spread out into a ragged strand.

Danny and Ben were at the back about 20 yards astern of Dorcas and Siti who appeared to be getting on like a house on fire.

Danny and Siti lived in Millmoor where he was an Estate agent and she was a primary school teacher so he didn’t get to see him as often as he’d like.

It was only on one of the mass family gatherings that they were able to catch up, they spoke on the phone regularly but that wasn’t quite the same so they wanted to make the most of the time they had.

“I have a question for you bruv” Danny said

“What’s that mate?”

“How the hell did you, of all people, manage to snatch up a little gem like Dorcas?” Danny asked in utter disbelief

“Well she obviously fell for my charm” Ben said smugly

“You don’t have any charm” his brother pointed out

“Au contraire” Ben said “I clearly ooze charm”

“You ooze something” Dan retorted “I thought she had better taste than that”

“Dorcas has excellent taste” Ben said

“She knocked me back you know?” Dan said in disbelief

“I know” he replied

“Turned me down flat” he continued

“Which just goes to prove she does have good taste” Ben said and then Danny tried to push him in the river.

The commotion caused the girls to turn around to see what they were up to and they both gave their respective other halves a look that said

“Just behave yourselves” so they returned to their previous positions and smiled then Ben whispered

“You know you’ve got yourself a good one in Siti”

“I know” he said smugly

 

About half an hour later we were in sight of Dulcet on Brooke and Abi shouted back from her place in the vanguard.

“PUNTS”

And in response Danny and Ben started jogging towards her.

“What’s going on” Dorcas said with alarm

“Were going punting” he said and took her hand and they ran hand in hand along the path

“But I’ve never punted” she exclaimed

The reason for all the excitement was that because of all the summers spent by the River a disproportionate amount of time was spent Punting on the River Willow.

The Willow was perfect for punting, shallow and slow moving, and it was appropriate that punting was a tradition in the family as it was Edwin and Herbert’s father who brought the punts to the Willow from Cambridge in the 1930’s. 

 

They hired 4 punts and divided up into their respective couples, and apart from punting being a tradition, so was the competiveness.

 

The Overton’s and their respective partners hired 4 punts and divided up into their respective couples, and apart from punting being a tradition, so was the competiveness.

And when the Overton clan took to the water the object of the exercise was not to get wet.

They had all been in the river at one time or another over the years, some more than others, but when they were punting the winners were the ones who stayed dry.

 

One of the occupational hazards with punting was getting your pole stuck in the mud and if that happened you should just let it go, if that unfortunate situation arises then you stay with the punt and not with the pole, its simple really, or should be.

Now to say that the object of the exercise is to stay dry isn’t strictly true, what the object of the exercise actually was, was to get your opponents wet and once both occupants of a punt have been dunked then they can take no further part.

Now under normal circumstances hostilities wouldn’t begin until all craft were out of sight of the dock and the prying eyes of the boat keeper.

But on this occasion Bijs missed his footing and fell in the river without even setting foot onto his punt.

“God Bijs your whole country is below sea level” Danny shouted “you should be more at home on the water than any of us”

 

It wasn’t long before Abi, the least sea worthy of the Overton’s, succumbed to an early bath and the contest was down to 3 boats.

Once the flotilla had travelled sufficiently up stream so as to be out of sight of the boat station the hostilities could begin in earnest.

 

There had been a number of harmless skirmishes when Danny, who normally wins hands down, narrowly avoided a ramming by Helens punt only to find himself heading straight for a weeping willow.

Siti panicked and ran to the rear of the vessel and then she and Danny slid down the pole together.

During the ensuing laughter Mark and Ben collided, and the pair of them got dunked.

Dorcas stood up and laughed like a drain before she shouted

“Abandon ship” and jumped in and joined him.

“I’ll save you captain” she said and wrapped her arms around him as they stood in the cool water, Ben up to his thighs and Dorcas waist deep and they laughed in the summer sunshine, which was when he knew for certain sure that he had fallen in love with her.

As he stood in the waters of the Willow kissing his girlfriend, Helen noisily declared herself the winner.

She had never won before and she wouldn’t shut up about it on the walk back to the Cush’s so they picked her up threw her into the river.

Her last words before she hit the water were

“You can’t do that I’m a mother”

 

After the family Overton had done battle on the River Willow they squelched their way back along the river bank to Chez Cush in high spirits.  

As they got closer to the house they could hear a happy chatter and the sound of glasses chinking.

We walked around the side of the house towards the terrace and found the family gathered.

“Oh goodness you’re all wet” Mum said “You’re worse than you were when you were children”

“Aha the motley crew return” Uncle Herbert said jovially “Who won the Battle of the Willow?” 

“I did” Said Helen triumphantly as she squelched onto the terrace.

“So why are you dripping wet?” asked a bemused Uncle Edgar

“They threw me in river” said Helen indignantly

“Why did they do that?” Edgar enquired

“Because they’re mean” she replied, this information was greeted with raucous laughter and not with the wave of sympathy she had been expecting so she flounced off to get changed.

The rest of soggy group decided to have a drink on the terrace first.

During their absence a large white marquee had appeared on the lawn on the west side of the house in preparation of Uncle Herbert’s 60th Birthday party the next day.

 

Over the next hour everyone slowly drifted off in their ones and twos to get ready for the evening meal until there was only Dorcas and Ben left and they spent a romantic hour cuddling in the hammock watching the sun go down.

“This is nice” Ben said

“This is perfect” Dorcas corrected him

 

Ben was up early on Saturday morning, as was his Mum, there were only the two of them, and everyone else was sleeping in after the severe over indulgence at dinner the night before.

So they sat in the conservatory having breakfast and watched a procession of vans arrive on the drive and disgorge their various cargo into waiting hands who transported them to the marquee or its environs.

“What do you think of Dorcas?” Ben said suddenly, although his Mum had known her a lot longer than she had as she had been at school with Helen.

“She’s very nice dear” she replied as she stood up

“Of course she’s far too pretty for you to keep” she continued and left the room before he could respond.

““She’s far too pretty for me to keep” What on earth did she mean by that?” he thought to himself

 

Ben spent the rest of Saturday morning wondering what the hell his mum had meant by her remark, it was very cryptic.

Did she mean Dorcas was too pretty for him? Not good enough for him? Or too good for him?

Anyway the conclusion he reached was that he loved Dorcas Fox-Martin and he was going to keep her, end of story.

 

At two o’clock people started to arrive and the party slowly got going with the garden quickly filling with familiar faces.

Ben was appointed one of the “meeters and greeters” which was a great opportunity for him to introduce Dorcas to all and sundry.

After about an hour she went off to babysit Connor so Helen was free to mingle and he had a chance to catch up with old family friends and acquaintances but as a result he hardly saw Dorcas all afternoon and he really felt her absence.

 

As the evening gave way to dusk all but the hardiest of the guests had moved into the marquee where shortly before the band started their set Ben’s kid brother Danny said he had an announcement to make and a murmur spread around the room in anticipation.

“I would just like to make a short but significant announcement” he began and everyone was intrigued but Ben was reasonably sure it was not a marriage declaration as he knew Danny’s position on marriage very well indeed.

He loved Siti with all his heart but he would never marry her because he thought marriage was a nonsense.

Ben himself had no strong opinion on marriage himself as he never thought the opportunity would ever arise.  

Although Danny was anti marriage and Ben suspected he might change his mind if given sufficient incentive to do so, namely if there was a chance he might lose Siti.

So when the announcement was imminent he was certain sure it wasn’t marriage but wasn’t prepared at all for what he did say as he stood holding Siti’s hand. 

“We are having a baby” he said excitedly and the tent erupted in cheers and then his Mum cried.

 

The excited chatter rippled around the room and about an hour later Ben was on his way back from the bar when he walked behind his Mums table out of her line of sight.  

“You must be very proud Eleanor” Aunt Alexandra said

“Yes all my children are married or settled down” She Replied “apart from Ben of course”

At that remark he stopped in my tracks.

“But he has a very pretty little girlfriend” Alexandra corrected her.

“I know and she’s lovely” Eleanor said “but he’ll never keep hold of her, she is way out of his league”

There was a brief pause and then she continued   

“He really needs to find himself a horsey type, not a pretty little brunette”

Well they say eaves droppers never hear anything good about themselves well that would teach him and as he continued on his journey he was feeling absolutely gob smacked.

I approached our table and Helen slurred loudly

“Then they threw me in the river”

Everyone laughed, but he rather uncharitably thought

“For God’s sake let it go”

He sat down next to Dorcas who gave him a smile as he sat down, Ben smiled back but inside he wasn’t smiling.

It was only when they were on the dance floor smooching along to 10cc’s “I’m not in love” that he felt at peace and he thought to himself

“Oh yes I am”

 

It was the next morning when he was getting ready for church that he made the decision.

Because he had woken up that morning having had an epiphany.

He quickly finished getting dressed and rushed downstairs and into the kitchen.

“Where’s Dorcas?” he asked abruptly

“And good morning to you” Abi said sitting at the table still wearing her dressing gown.

“Have you seen her or not?” he asked

“She’s in the shower” she snapped

“Thanks” he said and turned on his heels and left

“And I’m next” she shouted after him

 

Ben sprinted upstairs to the guest bathroom and pressed his ear against the door.

He could hear the sound of the shower running and some very tuneless singing.

So having detected it was Dorcas and not his mother he knocked on the door.

“I’ll be out in a minute” she called

“I need to talk to you” he called back

“I’ll be out in a minute hon” she said

The door was locked but it was an old house with a lot of the original fittings, including the door latch on the inside of the bathroom door.

He couldn’t wait a minute, what he had to say to her was urgent so as Dorcas wouldn’t let him in he had to let himself in.

So he used his credit card, sliding it between the frame and the door and lifting the latch and then he pushed open the door which squeaked as it opened.

“Who’s that?” she called in alarm

“It’s only me” he answered

Dorcas was just stepping out of the shower and hastily covered herself with a towel.

Although in the two months they had been seeing each other they had, to put it as delicately as possible, been intimate, but they were not at that stage of intimacy that allowed naked converse.

“Get out I’m not decent” she shouted

“I have something important to say” he insisted

“Can’t it wait?” she asked

“No it can’t” he said

“Well you can’t just barge into the bathroom when someone else’s is in there” Dorcas said crossly

“It’s not decent, we’re not some old married couple you know”

“That’s just the point” Ben said

“What is?” she said still very cross

“I want us to be” he explained though not very clearly

“You want us to be what?” she said with a puzzled expression

“Married” he said quietly “I want to marry you”

Dorcas just stood there in silence looking at him with a vacant look on her face.

“Well what do you think?” he asked

“I think you should come over here and kiss me” Dorcas replied

“Is that really decent?” he queried

“It is now we’re engaged” she answered and they kissed and it was a steamy kiss almost as steamy as the bathroom it.

 

They decided not to tell his Mum until after church as they thought her head might explode.

They did tell Danny though but only as he happened to be passing the bathroom as they came out but they swore him to silence until lunchtime.

“I’d better be your best man” he said

“But you don’t believe in marriage” he replied

“That’s not the point” he said

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