This tale is of once upon a time
That happened not so
long ago
When a man proposed to
a lady
And the lady in
question said no
Now you might have
expected
The man to be broken
hearted
But he lived happily
ever after
From the moment that
they parted
He slept as long as he
wanted
Watched sport on TV
all day
Drank from dawn till
dusk
And ate every kind of
takeaway
He wore comfortable
clothes
And socks with his
sandles
And broke wind when he
wanted
Sometimes over lighted
candles
But this story did not
end well
For his lifestyle affected
his heart
He died of a heart
attack at thirty nine
After a particularly violent fart
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