Monday, 25 October 2021

Those Memories Made on Teardrop Lake – (22) I’ve Never Seen “It’s a Wonderful Life”

 

In November, Megan Thomas moved into Flat 4 of East Cliff Lodge, after it was hastily vacated by Emily Waugh who was reconciled with her ex-husband, and moved back in with him.

Megan was an only child and had spent all of her adult life nursing her invalid mother.

It was a thankless task, for her mother Edith was a bitter and demanding woman who put her timid daughter through the proverbial ringer.

When Edith finally shuffled off this mortal coil the overwhelming feeling that Megan had was one of relief.  

At the funeral she looked every bit like a mournful daughter, but she was not grieving, it was just that life with Edith had drained her with the result that she was pale and drawn and she looked five years older than her 47 years.

Not that she ever had a lot of flesh on her bones, the years of being her mother’s skivvy had kept her thin and left her with a gaunt expression.

After the funeral and the reading of Edith’s last will and testament, Megan decided it was time for her to take stock of her life.

Although her mother had left her comfortably off in the financial sense but she was left with no family, no friends, no profession and most of all with no discernible purpose.

It took Megan several weeks to come to terms with her situation and to decide what path she should follow with her new found freedom.  

 

Her mother Edith was a tyrant who imposed all of her draconian rules and Victorian prejudices on her dutiful brow beaten daughter.

Her mother hated the country so they lived in the city, Edith hated dogs so Megan wasn’t allowed a dog, and she didn’t like Television so TV’s weren’t allowed in the house.

She decided what books she shouldn’t read, what clothes she should wear, and what thoughts should occupy her mind.

And over the years of her servitude there were a million other petty little dictates and prejudices Megan had to adhere to and Edith revelled in them.

 

One of Edith’s prejudices was driving, Megan didn’t drive, because her mother thought car drivers in general were vulgar, and for women she didn’t think it was ladylike.

The day after the funeral Megan had her first driving lesson.

 

Finally three months after she had buried her mother Megan made a life changing decision, the first of many, the house that Edith called home and Megan called a prison was put on the market.

It sold within a week.

 

Megan’s next decision was to fulfil a lifelong dream of living in the country but she lacked the knowledge of how to proceed, her new found freedom was in the hands of someone not equipped to use it, yet.

So she spoke to the family solicitors, Stanislas, Boivin and Champeaux and instructed them to find her somewhere to live in the country.

As luck would have it her Solicitors also administered the Lakeside estate, in Shallowfield and the Dancingdean Forest which was how Megan Thomas came to move to Teardrop Lake.

 

Once she had moved in to her new home, her first action was to buy a dog.

She didn’t know what sort of dog she wanted other than the size.

The dog couldn’t be so big that it took her for a walk and nor could it be one of those ridiculous creatures that celebrities carried around in their handbags, other than that she was open to anything.

She read through the advertisement in the Shallowfield and Childean Chronicle and there were a number of dogs for sale but the one that caught her eye was placed by Erica Pritchard, an elderly lady who lived in a bungalow on the Childean Road in Shallowfield.

The advert stated that the lady was not looking to sell the dog but she did have to meet the potential recipients before she let him go.

When she realised it was an elderly lady it did put her off somewhat.

She had had enough of cranky old women to last her a life time.

But Megan phoned the number anyway and arranged a mutually convenient time for her to go round.

 

Even though Megan could now drive she decided she would walk to Mrs Pritchard’s bungalow, which took her about 35 minutes.

Any misgivings she may have had about elderly ladies were immediately dispelled when she met Erica.

She couldn’t have been any more different to her cantankerous mother.

Erica was lovely and so was the dog, it was a honey coloured American Cocker Spaniel called Skipper, wagged his stump of a tail frantically as Megan made a fuss of him.

“Well I can see he’s made up his mind about you already”

“He’s adorable” Megan said “How can you bare to part with him”

“Well I have to admit it’s not through choice” she replied

“I’ve reached the point where I’m struggling to look after myself let alone that little fella” she explained

“So I’m moving into sheltered accommodation, and unfortunately he’s not allowed”

“That’s really sad” Megan said

 

Erica made up her mind within a few minutes that Megan was the right person to take on Skipper.

But they still sat talking for over an hour before Megan took her leave.

Megan wrote down her phone number and handed it to Erica

“If you let me know your address I can bring him to visit you”

“Would you dear?” Erica said “That would be lovely”

Megan thought Erica was crying as she waved them off but she just returned her wave and carried on.

 

The next thing she got herself was a Television, but she didn’t like it, a lot of the programs were quite distasteful and the language was appalling.

Her Mother Edith didn’t like Television, and Megan had to admit she had a point.

Edith also thought everyone on TV was a degenerate but Megan thought that was stretching the point.

 

Over the years of her servitude her only friends were the books she read because although her mother sanctioned what books she could read she was unable to actually influence her choices.

Megan just got whatever books from the library she fancied.

Those books and there wonderful characters would always be her friends and when she discovered something called a Kindle her circle of friends grew exponentially.  

 

So after she moved into her flat that was how she filled her days reading books and taking Skipper for long walks in the woods.

And the effect on her was startling, she had lost her unhealthy pallor and gaunt appearance and her skin had a healthy lustre to it.

And even her copper coloured hair had body and vitality, her new life on Teardrop Lake certainly seemed to agree with her.

 

It was on one such walk on a cold and damp November morning two weeks or so after her life began, that Megan and Skipper went up to Coopers Folly.

 

According to Wikipedia there were two Folly’s in the area around the Lake the first one was built in the early 19th century by the local Nobleman, the 8th Earl of Dancingdean who had it built for himself, in the style of a Castle Keep.

He was an exceptionally vain man and so he had the an area of Forest cleared on top of a hill and had the Folly built there and then so everyone around the lake would know whose it was he hoisted his standard high above the turret.

Wikipedia went on to say that second was erected as an act of retaliation by Ezekiel Cooper who lived on the opposite side of the Lake.

Ezekiel was not of the nobility, he was a self-made man and he made his money in the cotton Mills of Lancashire, and he despised the Nobles and the way they looked down on him.

So in response to the Earl’s construction he had built an even gaudier Folly of his own in the Victorian Gothic style.

Like his noble adversary he built his atop a deforested hill and had his standard flying.

 

Megan took Skipper to see the latter building, she hadn’t seen it before and she wasn’t sure she liked what she saw.

“It’s hideous isn’t it?” a voice behind her said

Megan turned around to see a tall slim woman close to her own age with Slavic features.

“It is rather” Megan agreed

“I am Angelika” the woman said with the hint of an accent

“And this fellow is Paris”

 Paris was a chocolate coloured Labrador

“Megan” she said and shook her hand “and this is Skipper”

“That’s a lovely name” She said

“It’s short for “Golden Skipper Delight”” Megan said and Angelika roared with laughter

“No I meant Megan is a lovely name”

“Oh I see” she said and laughed “I always thought it was rather a dull name”

“Nonsense it’s an Anglo Saxon name which means “Little Pearl”” Angelika explained

“Really? I didn’t know that” Megan responded

“I have seen you before from a distance I think” Angelika said

“That’s right” Megan said “but I haven’t been up here before, we’re new so we are still exploring”

“There is a lot to explore” Angelika agreed “perhaps we will meet again sometime on one of your explorations”

“I hope so” Megan said and then they went their separate ways

 

Angelika Schmeltz was not, like Megan, a newcomer to Teardrop Lake she had lived in Coopers Hill Cottage, on a hill high above the Southern Perimeter road, just a stone’s throw from the Folly, for 30 years.

She was only 18 when she left her native Netherlands and moved in with her lover and she had never regretted it for a moment but death visited them five years earlier and she still hurt.

 

She was an elegant looking woman with striking looks and mesmeric green eyes full of sadness.

Her short strawberry blonde hair was now streaked with grey.

Like Megan, Angelika had also been left comfortable after her bereavement but unlike Megan she did grieve and still grieved.

She filled her days reading old detective fiction, watching old movies, doing jigsaw puzzles and missing Charlie.

Angelika was not made to live alone, she needed company, but nor was she a natural mixer and she didn’t form attachments easily.

Her first impression of the lady at the Folly was a favourable one and she hoped she might bump into her again.

A mutually beneficial friendship might well develop if they could find some common ground.

They were both soppy about their dogs so that was a start.

 

The next morning Megan went to St Mary’s Church in Shallowfield.

A strong Christian faith was the only common ground between her and her mother and they maintained a regular attendance.

She was a little nervous as she walked in, she was quite self-conscious being the newcomer, but she was made very welcome, firstly by the Ben Shenton, the vicar, and then by his wife Olivia, who took her under her wing and introduced her to some of the congregation.

During the service Megan looked around to see if the lady with the chocolate Lab was there but she couldn’t see her.

 

And there was a very good reason why Megan couldn’t see Angelika at St Marys because Angelika hadn’t been to Church since Charlie passed.

She was angry with God for taking the love of her life and she was very unforgiving.

 

It was a week after their first meeting, on a crisp frosty autumn morning, when they met again.

The sky was a brilliant blue and the leaves crunched underfoot and the air was the freshest she had ever known.

It was the dogs who spotted each other first.

Megan and Skipper had just left East Cliff Lodge and were on the road about to head down the hill,

Angelika and Paris were coming the other way the latter considerable faster than the former.

“Good morning” Megan called brightly, she was hoping to run into her again at some time.

“Morning” Angelika said breathlessly “That dog will be the death of me”

“He’s hardly panting at all” Megan pointed out and laughed

Angelika would have laughed if she’d had the breath for it she just about had enough breath to say

“Well he’s a lot younger than me”

When she had completely got her wind back she asked

“So where are you off to?”

“Nowhere special we’re still exploring” Megan replied

“We’re off to Lovers Leap” she said

“Lovers Leap?” Megan repeated “I didn’t know there was one”

“Yes it’s a rocky outcrop above the cliffs, on a day like today the view is spectacular” she enthused

“Would you mind if we tagged along?” Megan asked hopefully

“Not at all, I would appreciate the company” Angelika replied and smiled

 

The cliffs that Angelika mentioned were an extension of those that formed part of the northern side of Teardrop Lake and formed the natural border between the Teardrop estate and the Dancingdean Forest proper.

Lovers Leap was so called because it was where desperate and broken hearted lovers would leap to their deaths although there was no evidence that anyone actually had but it made a good story.

 

It wasn’t a long walk from where they met but it wasn’t an easy one either.

The dogs reached the top first and then Angelika and some distance behind was Megan who was extremely out of breath.

“I thought you had decided not to come” Angelika said jovially

“You must have the constitution of a mounting goat” Megan retorted

“The legs certainly” she agreed and laughed

 

By the time they reached Lovers Leap Megan was panting worse than the dogs and as she walked onto the shelf that was “Lovers Leap” and took in the vista it took away what little breath she had remaining.

“Wow” she said as she looked out across the russet hues of the deciduous Dancingdean Forest stretching into the distance and they sat down on the rocky shelf.

“This is my favourite place” Angelika said “Charlie and me used to come here often”

“I can see why” Megan said

Angelika almost cried but managed to stop herself.

“It’s different every time I come here, but it’s always special” 

 

The walk back down wasn’t much easier on the legs than the one up was.

And when they reached the road Megan said

“Gosh I’m pooped, I could do with a cup of tea”

Megan was unaccustomed to social etiquette so she just added

“Why don’t you join me?”

“I’d love to” Angelika said pleased that she appeared to have found the friend she was looking for.

Megan on the other hand hadn’t had a friend since she left school so she was particularly pleased to have found a kindred spirit.

 

The yomp up to Lovers Leap was the first of many walks the four of them took in the forest, all of them ending in Tea or Coffee at whoever’s home they finished up nearest to.

On the first of December they had walked up to the Tower which was at the Southwest corner of the Lake.

The Watch Tower was reputed to date back to the time of the Armada but the truth of that had been disputed and in truth nobody actually knew even Wikipedia was vague on the subject.

But when they got there Megan found it a bit disappointing, it was not dissimilar to the towers you see dotted all over the Mediterranean, not that she’d ever seen one other than in a book.

While they were there the heavens opened so they beat a hasty retreat back to Coopers Hill Cottage.

Angelica opened the door and they both kicked off their boots in the lobby and discarded their coats.

And when they went deeper inside Megan was staggered to see the difference in the place since her last visit two day earlier.

There were coloured lights, garlands and baubles everywhere.

“Goodness me” she exclaimed

“Charlie always went overboard with the decks at Christmas so I’ve kept up the tradition” she said wistfully

“Have you not put yours up yet then?”

“I don’t have any” Megan confessed “Mother didn’t like decorations”

“Well “mother” can’t spoil your fun anymore” Angelika said “So tomorrow morning I’m going to take you to Shallowfield Garden Centre, they really know how to do Christmas”

 

Angelika would accept no argument and picked her up in her old Mondeo Estate and drove her to the Garden Centre.

Once inside Megan was like a child in a sweetshop at the end of rationing.

She didn’t know where to look first, Angelika had to rein her in a bit at times otherwise she would have bought the whole shop.

By mid-afternoon with Angelika’s help Megan’s flat was every bit as generously decorated as Angelika’s Cottage was.

Megan was absolutely thrilled, her mother would have hated it.

She had never done Christmas to any degree, other than the religious aspect.

There were never any festivities, no decorations, no presents, not even Christmas cards and very definitely no fun.

So this new experience made her tingle all over and with Angelika she felt a real sense of family.

 

Over the next week or so the walks were foreshortened by the weather which was not conducive to prolonged country walks, but the dogs had to be exercised so some exposure to the elements was necessary.

When there was finally a break in the weather the dogs were given a thorough walking and at the end of it the four of them where shattered.

As they were on the south side of the lake Angelika said

“Let’s go back to mine for lunch and then we can watch “It’s a Wonderful Life””

“What’s that?” Megan asked

“What’s what?” Angelika replied

“It’s a wonderful something” she said

“It’s a Wonderful Life?” Asked Angelika

“Yes?” 

“It’s a Classic” Angelika said

“A Classic what?”

“Movie, James Stewart, Donna Reed, Clarence the angel?” Angelika said but Megan looked at her blankly and responded

“I’ve never seen “It’s a Wonderful Life””

“Then you my dear are in for an absolute treat” she said and put her arm through Megan’s and they pressed on to the cottage.

 

At the end of the film both women were in tears

“That was brilliant” Megan said dabbing at her eyes with her hankie

“I can’t believe you’ve never seen it before” Angelika stated

“I’ve never seen a film before” she said

“Not one film?” Angelika asked incredulously

“No”

“Well you’ve started with a corker” she said

“I will have to introduce you to some more films”

“Will they be as good as that one?” Megan asked

“Some of them will be even better” Angelika replied

“Then I can’t wait” she admitted

 

After that they spent every afternoon in either the flat or the cottage watching classic movies, and Megan loved them all.

For Angelika watching Megan experiencing Clarke Gable and Claudette Colbert in “It happened one night” or James Stewart and Margaret Sullivan in “Shop around the Corner” was almost as special as the movies.

 

One day when she was on her way home from Angelika’s, Megan had to pinch herself to make sure she wasn’t dreaming that she was happy or that she was just remembering the plot of book she once enjoyed, because she was enjoying her new life and her new friendship so much.

Megan had been so unhappy for so long she didn’t realise just how unhappy she was until it was over.

It was only six months since her mother Edith had passed away but it seemed like a lifetime and in those six short months she had begun to live.

She never in her wildest dreams imagined she could ever be happier than she was at that moment.

 

A few days after they watched “It’s a Wonderful Life” together Megan and Skipper were just leaving Angelika’s to go home and as she was planning to go to the Carol Service at St Mary’s that night so she decided to ask Angelika if she’d go with her and her response surprised her.

“No, no” Angelika said adamantly “I haven’t set foot inside a Church since Charlie passed”

“But it’s only Carols” Megan said

“No! I am still too angry with God for taking my Charlie” she said

“Well if you’re sure” Megan said brightly

“Quite sure”

“Ok then I’ll see you tomorrow” she said and left it at that, Megan didn’t want to push her too hard because she didn’t want to risk upsetting her, their friendship was too important to her than that.

And as Angelika closed the cottage door she hoped she hadn’t been too blunt with her, the last thing she wanted to do was hurt Megan in anyway, but she wasn’t ready yet to forgive God.

 

Megan went to the Carol service alone and thoroughly enjoyed it and she went to the Sunday service a few days later but she didn’t ask Angelika on that occasion though she hadn’t given up on her, she would bide her time.

 

The day after it was a foggy day, one of those days when the fog clung on all day.

They took the dogs out in the morning but the freezing fog got into their bones so they cut the walk short and went back to the cottage.

Just before lunchtime Coleman Bowers knocked loudly on the door.

He was a proper old country boy in his late fifties with white receding hair and a matching wiry beard.

He worked at the Shallowfield Lodge Hotel as an odd job/handyman and part of his duties was to take his Skiff around the lake twice a week delivering the mail and small parcels.

But that day he was in a van because he was delivering Door Wreathes, Holly boughs and sprigs of Mistletoe.

The Shallowfield Lodge Hotel took advance orders for them and then Coleman delivered them on his rounds.

“I’ve already delivered your’n to the flat” he said to Megan

“Thanks Coleman” she replied

“Can you hang this sprig on that nail?” Angelika asked pointing up at the beam.

“Yes’m” he replied and adopted a broad stance before reaching up.

At which point they both kissed him beneath the mistletoe, just a peck on each cheek, but that was enough to make him turn beetroot red, and leave the cottage unceremoniously.

Both of them fell about laughing at his reaction and then Angelika held the mistletoe above Megan’s head as she adopted Coleman’s distinct stance and she kissed her, but unlike with Coleman it didn’t stop at a peck, in fact it didn’t stop at all, and the recipient didn’t run away red faced into the fog.

The Clerembeax Palace Hotel and Spa – All Saints’ Day

 

The beautiful Downshire village of Clerembeax St Giles was situated to the west of Abbeyvale located between Grace Hill and Bushy Down and on the outskirts was the Clerembeax Palace Hotel and Spa and it was the location of a Halloween Ball, which was primarily a fancy-dress affair and late in the evening Kelvin Templar was sat in the Hotels lounge bar, dressed as Julius Caesar, and wishing he had chosen a less cumbersome costume, when she walked in.

He didn’t recognise her at first, in her flapper dress, and he had to do a bit of double take, but she was still as beautiful as ever, but her lustrous brown hair that once flowed in waves over her narrow shoulders was now cut in a bob, it was his ex-wife Paula.

Kelvin and Paula Templar were married for fifteen years and had been divorced for five.

They were nicknamed the Saints by her grandfather as a nod towards the popular TV series from the 60’s “The Saint” in which the main character was called Simon Templar.

She looked so different from the last time he’d seen her five years earlier when her eyes were red and her cheeks tearstained.

There was no double take for Paula, she recognised him instantly and she beamed a broad smile at him and he realized as she walked towards him in a powder blue flapper dress, that he was still in love with her.

“Kelvin” she said “What a surprise”

She wasn’t tall but even in her high heeled shoes she had to stand on tip toes and he had to stoop so they could embrace properly. 

“Trust you to pick such am impractical costume” she said 

“It seemed like a good idea at the time” he said and laughed

“Would you like a drink?”

“I’d love one” she replied and tried unsuccessfully to get her bum on the stool.

“Here let me give you a hand shorty” Kelvin said offering his hand which she accepted

“Thanks Julius” she retorted   

“What brings you here?” she asked “it’s not really your kind of thing is it”

“Rugby club” he replied and then asked, “and you?”

“I’m here with my sister Celia”

He couldn’t believe how releived he was to hear that she wasn’t there with another man, but he couldn’t hide that relief in his expression and demeanor and it didn’t go unnoticed by her, and his reaction pleased her.

“Really?”

“Yes, she just broke up with Carl, again” she elaborated and raised her eyebrows

“You look lovely by the way” he said

“Thank you” she responded a little self consciously

 

As they sat at the bar and drank they talked about the old days and the people they both knew and how both their lives and careers were going. 

However what Kelvin really wanted was to talk about was, her, the personal stuff, what she had been up to in her life over the five years, since he broke them.

“So, what about you?” he asked

“What do you mean?”

“Well Celia is here because of a break up, so what about you?” he repeated

“Oh, I see, well there’s no one for me to break up with” she replied, “and is there a significant other in your life?”

“Do you really think I would be dressed like this if there was” he said and laughed

“Good point” she agreed

“Do you want another?” he asked as he drained his glass

“I’d rather have a dance” she replied, “if you think you can manage to dance in that outfit?”

“I’ll give it a go”

 

 

“Letting you go was the worst thing I ever did” he said “it’s my greatest regret”

“Mine too” she whispered in reply

It was stupid pride that ended their marriage, which he had never been able to forgive himself for, it all began when she told him one day that she had been offered a job in Manchester, a promotion, with more money than he was earning and a more prestigious job in several ways.

She was thrilled with the offer and just wanted to share her news with him, it was never her intention to take the job, she just wanted him to celebrate the news with her, but instead he poured scorn on it and behaved childishly and as a result he lost her.

“I’m sorry” he said and then he kissed her

“I’ve missed your kiss” she said when their lips parted

“But what does this mean?”

“It means I’ve missed it too and I want you back” he replied “I want you to forgive me and take me back”

“Truly?”

“Yes”

“It’s what I’ve dreamed of” she said and kissed him again

 

After the kiss and the song had finished Paula took his hand and said

“Come on General you’ve pulled”

And then she walked him off the dance floor and they walked hand in hand to the door of her room where they kissed again.

The kissing continued once they had crossed the threshold into her room late on Thursday night, or more precisely early Friday Morning and they grew in passionate intensity until Kelvin began to make inroads into her clothing and she called a halt

“No, I’ll do it myself”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes, now turn your back,” she said

“Why?” he asked        

“So, I can get undressed”

“But I’ve already seen everything”

“That was when we were married” she corrected him

“This is different, it’s been five years”

“Ok” he said and turned his back to her

“And no peeking” she said

“Ok”

He thought it was rather cute that even after the fifteen years of married intimacy she wanted to preserve her modesty, she had never been shy in the bedroom when they were together.

“You can look now” she said and when he turned around she was divested of the powder blue flapper dress and was ensconced beneath the covers.

“Oh, have you left anything for me” he asked

“Well you’d better get under here and find out” she said

 

Later that same morning as they lay beneath the duvet he asked

“Why didn’t you want me to undress you last night?”

“Because it wasn’t all me under that dress” Paula said

“There were garments and devices to make me look my best”

“You look perfect to me right now” he said as he peeked beneath the covers

“Then you had better take me right now”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mornington-By-Mere – (29) Under the Tree on Christmas Eve

 

Mornington-By-Mere is a small country village lying in the Finchbottom Vale nestled between the Ancient Dancingdean Forest and the rolling Pepperstock Hills.

It is a quaint picturesque village, a proper chocolate box picturesque idyll, with a Manor House, 12th Century Church, a Coaching Inn, Windmills, an Old Forge, a Schoolhouse, a River and a Mere.

 

Corner House aptly stood on the corner of Purplemere Road and West Gate Road in the part of Mornington Village known as Manorside.

There were a number of cottages and small houses on the Purplemere road and Dulcets Lane, but Corner House was a large 8 bedroom Victorian monstrosity which had at one time been the home of the master brewer of the Mornington Brewery.

It was now the Corner Guest House run by affable landlady Kay Richardson assisted by her children Paul 24 and Stephanie 23.

 

Paul Richardson was tall, almost six foot six, and stick thin with mousy hair and big feet and what leisure time he had, and there wasn’t much, was spent birdwatching, and that would have remained the case had it not been for a serendipitous set of seemingly unrelated circumstances.

 

It began as a normal Monday at the guest house for Paul who along with his sister were cleaning the vacated rooms.

Monday was normally the worst day because the weekenders had checked out and the rooms needed servicing before the Monday afternoon arrivals.

That Monday however they only had two rooms to do because the other three were still occupied so they took a lot less time to do.

 

Consequently he was in the hall when the phone rang.

“Corner guest house” he said

“Is that Paul?” the caller asked

“It is”

“Excellent I need to ask a favour” they said “it’s Peter Carter”

Peter Carter was a guest and it transpired that he had gone to have a pint and a sandwich and after having several pints and two sandwiches he realised he had left his wallet back in his room and the favour he was referring to involved Paul collecting his wallet from his bedside table and taking it to the pub.

 

Had it been a normal Monday he wouldn’t have had the time but on that occasion as it was a lovely Sunny day he was only too happy to oblige, a walk in the autumn sunshine was just what the doctor ordered.

 

It was a different kind of a Monday at the Old Mill Inn as well because although it was a Monday and the restaurant was closed, instead of being eerily quiet, the kitchen was a hive of activity because on that Monday two new trainee chefs had started work under chef Lorraine Olson and she was putting them through their paces.

Even though Lorraine had to forgo the only day off that she got a week she thought it would be worth it in the long run.

 

As pleasantly sunny as the walk to the pub was for Paul it paled into darkness compared to what he saw when he stepped into the pub at the precise moment as Cally Wilson exited the kitchen and the trifecta was complete.

 

Cally Wilson was only 21 and when she walked into the bar and saw Paul Richardson her heart skipped a beat and when their eyes met they were immediately smitten.

She stood six feet tall with short curly auburn hair, and a very large bust, lovely eyes and a nice smile.

 

Paul just hovered in the doorway staring at her while Cally who was quiet and reserved was trying to summon the courage to go and say hello but she was beaten to the punch when a middle-aged man walked over to him instead.

She didn’t hear all the conversation but she did hear the middle-aged man say as they separated

“Thank you Paul”

“Paul” she said to herself “I like that name”

However as she thought it, he turned around and went back out the door.

Fortunately for her she was going that way because Cally’s mum had MS and she was just going to pop home to check on her when she ran into Paul.

She rushed out the door so she could see where he went but as she burst through the door she ran straight into him.

“Oh I’m sorry” she said

“That’s ok I was coming back in to ask you something” he said

“Me?” she asked with surprise

“Yes”

“Ask away” Cally said

“Would you like to go out sometime? The cinema maybe?” he asked

“Yes” she replied “I would”

“Great” he said with surprise “When?”

“How about tonight?” She said and that was how it started with a trip to the Cinema in Finchbottom.

 

The relationship blossomed over the following weeks despite the fact that they didn’t see each other as often as they would have liked.

Cally worked long hours at the restaurant as well as having to help with her mum and the only regular day off she got was a Monday which was Paul’s busiest.

 

But with Christmas fast approaching they were looking forward to spending more time together     

Kay Richardson had worked very hard over the years running the Guest House but to preserve her sanity she had always closed at Christmas so she and her children could have a proper Christmas.

The last guests would check out on the 23rd and the earliest check-in was 3 o’clock on the 27th.

Also the Old Mill Inn restaurant would close on the afternoon of Christmas Eve and would not reopen fully until the following Tuesday.

 

Cally was particularly looking forward to spending some “private” time with Paul as he had been a little backward in coming forward in the intimacy department.

And although Cally was quiet and reserved she was reaching the point that she would have to take matters into her own hands.

She wasn’t sure how she would achieve it but she had definitely lost patience waiting for him to act so she had no alternative but to take decisive action herself.

 

It was as she and her friend Tegan were walking to work on Christmas Eve that a plan formed in her mind and a smile not dissimilar to a leer crossed her face.

 

Paul spent the early part of the morning of Christmas Eve delivering Christmas gifts and cards to friends and neighbours in the village, and when he had finished he planned to spend the rest of it alone at home listening to Christmas music and watching schmaltzy movies on TV.

His mum and sister were out for the day, the former had driven over to visit a friend in Sharpington and the latter was spending the day with her best friend in Dulcet St Mary.

So everything was going according to plan.

 

On the afternoon of Christmas Eve the Old Mill Inn was still open but there weren’t many customers left but those that were made enough noise for a crowd.

The kitchen was cleaned down and pristine and Cally had just finished putting the clean cutlery back in the trays in the dining room.

“Anything else you want me to do?” she asked Lorraine

“No you get off home now” she replied and gave her a hug and kiss “Happy Christmas lovely”

“Happy Christmas” she said in response and Lorraine went back into the kitchen.

Her friend Tegan, was small with delicate features and bobbed strawberry blonde hair and was a foot shorter and at least six stones lighter than Cally, was stood up on a chair writing up Saturday’s menu.

“Oy what about me you ginger bint” she shouted

“I’m auburn” she shouted back and went over a picked Tegan off the chair and got her in a bear hug.

“I give in, I give in” she said laughing loudly

“Now give me a kiss” demanded Cally

After exchanging kisses Cally then deposited her back on the chair.

“Happy Christmas Cal” she called as her friend walked away

“Happy Christmas” she called over her shoulder.

 

As Paul was watching back to back Christmas movies Cally spent the afternoon helping her mum with the preparations for the big day, and then she got changed and set off to walk to Paul’s through the fast settling snow and got there about seven o’clock.

When she arrived she was greeted with the news that Pauls mum and sister were unable to get back to Mornington due to road closures because of the snow.

 

Paul had put the presents underneath the tree that afternoon, so all evening almost from the moment she arrived, she was like a child.

“Can I open a present?” she asked him every ten minutes.

“Just one, please, please, please”

She was getting on his nerves to be honest and she knew it, so she did it all the more.

She kept picking up the presents, shaking them, squeezing them, and even listening to them.

Finally he relented and as he headed upstairs to the loo he said.

“We can open one present each before we leave for midnight mass”

“Goody” she squealed

When he returned to the lounge he was expecting to find her waiting impatiently to open a present.

But instead he found her lying beneath the tree with wrapping paper loosely draped about her obviously naked body.

“You go first” she said and giggled

“I assume we’re not going to midnight mass” he said

“We’ll if you’d rather go to church than open a present we can” Cally suggested

 

Once he had un-wrapped his present and thoroughly enjoyed its contents they were too late for midnight mass so they went to bed and went to Church on Christmas morning instead.

 

Snippets of Downshire Life – All Hallows’ Eve

 

On Halloween a small group of college student from Purplemere, Emma Channel, Stuart Cameron, Karthikeyan Gandhinathan, John Gannon, Carol Fletcher and Jenny Glodek planned to head to Sharpington-By-Sea for the Halloween Fright Night at the Sharpington Fun Park.

It was a popular destination even out of season but Halloween always drew a great crowd for the illuminations, Fright Night and a Fireworks Display.

 

To get into the spirit of the evening they were all going in fancy dress, Carol and Jenny lived in the same street, a couple of doors apart, and Karthi and John lived in the next street.

So they left their respective homes and went to call for the boys because they had plans other than going to Sharpington.

Jenny was dressed as Buffy the Vampire Slayer and had a particular Vampire that she wanted to slay.

 

John was wearing his Dracula outfit as he sat alone on the sofa watching TV when Jenny, in her skimpy black skin tight figure hugging Buffy outfit, appeared in the doorway and said

“Trick or treat” and brandished a sword in one hand and a goody bag in the other.

“I definitely want a treat” he said

“That’s not how it works” she said “I’m supposed to get the treat”

“That’s what I had in mind” he said and leapt up and spun her around and deposited on the sofa and when she was laying on her back he joined her there.

“If you try to bite my neck you blood sucking fiend, I will stab you with my plastic sword” she yelled

“Why would I want to bite your neck when I can kiss your gorgeous lips?” he said earnestly

“Ok I surrender” she exclaimed and discarded her sword and pulled his lips to hers.

 

Sunday, 24 October 2021

Those Memories Made on Teardrop Lake – (19) Mr. and Mrs.

 It was mid-September when recent divorcee Matthew Charlton moved into Flat 3 of East Cliff Lodge, overlooking Teardrop Lake.

The view of the lake from his flat was spectacular, as he stood on his balcony and looked down at the glassy teardrop shaped lake, he could see at once how the lake got its name.

It was a calm still day and the modest body of water, just over two miles long and almost a mile at its widest point mirrored the surrounding ancient woodland of the Dancingdean Forest on its surface.

Teardrop Lake was truly beautiful and it certainly lived up to the hype and the privately owned woodland surroundings made it both idyllic and peaceful.

He thought as he drank in the view that he would be very happy there, he couldn’t imagine a more perfect place to start a new life.

 

Of course he hadn’t wanted to start a new life, he quite liked the old one.

Actually, he hadn’t wanted a divorce, he loved his wife, in fact he still loved his wife, but she apparently didn’t love him.

Although she claimed that she did love him, but he wasn’t sure how that worked.

Apparently he was too enabling, he wasn’t assertive enough, he was too accommodating, and in short he was too nice.

Whatever the problem was he didn’t understand it.

So they divorced, quite amicably for what that was worth and when the house in Roespring was sold he decided to make a new start, a completely new start at the age of 32 in an entirely different part of the county.

It was an old friend, who he’d known from Art School, Danny Pellegrino, who had recommended Teardrop Lake.

He said he had found happiness and love there only that summer and couldn’t speak highly enough of the place.  

Shallowfield and the Dancingdean Forest were a long way from Roespring and his old life, and his old wife.

Luckily Matt was a graphic designer by profession and worked from home for the majority of the time so it didn’t really matter where home was.

It was a miserable wet day when his brother Owen helped him move in after which he helped him get completely legless to christen the place. 

In fact they both drank so much they both slept through the arrival of the new tenant in flat 4 the next day.

 

Emily Waugh was also a recent divorcee who had moved to 

Teardrop for a new start and it was also on the advice of a friend.

Although because she had no siblings and as most of her closest friends had sided with her ex over the divorce, she had to leave the moving in to the professionals.

After which she spent her first night in the flat drinking alone.

Emily was 27 years old and diminutive at 4’ 11” with shoulder length brown hair streaked with red and gold.

Like Matt Charlton she too worked from home but her profession was editing for a natural history publisher, although her degree was in biology, she enjoyed her job though.

 

Matt found that the only problem with working from home was that it made it very difficult to meet people but he intended throwing himself headlong into life on the lake and he felt sure he would soon make new friends, and if he was struggling his friend Danny could always smooth the way when he returned from Australia at Christmas.

 

He knew that flat 4 was empty when he moved in but when Owen had left and his hangover had passed he noticed signs of habitation.

This was confirmed by Coleman Bowers who worked at the Shallowfield Lodge Hotel as an odd job/handyman.

But part of his duties was to take his hotel Skiff around the lake twice a week delivering the mail and small parcels to the big houses on the lake.

He was a proper country boy in his late fifties with white receding hair and a matching wiry beard.

He was also the font of all knowledge regarding the Lake and its inhabitants.

Coleman told him that the upstairs neighbours were both away but Flat 4 was occupied by a young single woman who in Coleman’s view was “a very attractive young-un”

So with 1 and 2 both away he thought he could at least introduce himself to his fellow newbie in Flat 4.

Matt grabbed the only bottle of wine he and Owen didn’t drink and went next door and knocked purposely on the door.

He offered the bottle of wine when the door opened and began

“Hi I’m…” but then he stopped as he took in fully the vision of the woman stood before him to whom he had just presented a bottle of wine.

 

The occupant of number 4, was indeed as Coleman described her “a very attractive young-un”

“What the hell are you doing here?” his ex-wife asked sharply

“I live next door” he responded

“I can’t believe it” she said “You followed me here?”

“Oh don’t flatter yourself Emily” Matt said and turned to walk back to his flat.

“I came here for a new start” Emily said and followed him

“So did I” he said and slammed the door

Emily knelt down and pushed open the letter box and shouted

“Well you’ll have to move”

He reopened the door and said slowly and deliberately

“I moved in before you, so you can move”

Then he snatched the bottle of wine from her hand and slammed the door again.

“Arghhhhh” she yelled as she went back to her flat and slammed her door.

 

He was furious, how cruel did life have to be.

Well there one thing was for certain even if he turned out to hate that flat he wasn’t going to move out before she did.

 

Emily was equally angry but also surprised at his forcefulness she thought to herself that if he’d shown that much gumption when they were married they might well still have been.

 

They both concluded independently that they would have to learn to coexist.

As long as the situation didn’t interfere with their work they would just have to make the best of a bad situation.

 

After a week had passed and there had been no further confrontation Matt sat down one day and started reading the local paper, the Shallowfield and Childean Chronicle, it was fairly typical of its type, but it was quite engrossing.

Especially the personals, he liked reading them as they made him laugh.

You had to figure out the shorthand for example, WLTM was would like to meet, NS was non smoker, LTR was long term relationship, and GSOH was good sense of humour.

They weren’t all as easy to work out, he had to Google OHAC because it sounded a bit exotic, but disappointingly it meant own house and car.

Once you knew the code you could decipher the ads.

Sue: was looking for no strings fun.

Anna: WLTM a man of any age and at any location.

Maria: was broadminded.

Sam: was looking for a discreet man for casual meetings and

Jane: was interested in Adult fun.

Quite a lot of them liked to dress up but it wasn’t patently clear what that meant.

He wasn’t sure if they meant they liked to wear posh frocks or a suit of armour.

He thought they were ones to give a miss to although he hadn’t read them because he intended to contact anyone.

That was until he read:

Pretty Divorcee 25: Size 12, Loves going out, socializing, Country Walks, Meals out.

Looking for like-minded man to fall head over heels in love with.

“I like the sound of you” he said and picked up the phone.

 

A few days later he was on his way to meet miss size 12 at a restaurant in Shallowfield called the Brown Windsor which his go to guy for local info Coleman told him was very good.

 

He had a haircut that morning at Mazzone’s in Childean and then he treated himself to a new shirt and jacket.

So when he walked into the Brown Windsor he was looking as good as he possibly could.

With his neatly styled brown wavy hair, brown twinkling eyes and a well-groomed close cropped beard.

And with a new shirt and jacket what could possibly go wrong.

 

Mark Roscoe, the restaurateur, showed him to the table where a diminutive young woman was seated with her back to the door.

“I’m sorry if I’m a little late” he said as Mark delivered him to the table

“That’s o….” she began

It was only at that moment the he made eye contact with his date.

“You have got to be kidding me” he said to his ex-wife Emily

She stood up and glared at him and then made straight for the door and Matt followed

“I take it sir and madam won’t be dining tonight” Mark said and opened the door.

As soon as they were on the street she turned on him

“You are determined to ruin my life” she said

“I’m ruining your life? Well I like that” he retorted

“How was I to know it was you, the girl in the ad sounded nice and there was not mention of the fact she was incurably selfish and emotionally retarded”

Although matt was short at 5’ 6” he still towered over her 4’ 11”.

But she still managed to be intimidating.

“You are unbelievable” she said but he turned and walked away

“Where do you think you’re going?” she shouted “I haven’t finished with you yet”

Matt turned around again and faced her.

“I don’t have to listen to you anymore, we’re divorced remember?” he said and walked away again.

“How could I forget” she shouted “it was the happiest day of my life”

Matt carried on walking but stopped briefly and called back over his shoulder.

“By the way, you’re 27”

 

After the Brown Windsor altercation he managed to avoid Emily for a few days and then he had to go to Abbotsford for a few days after that to meet with his agency and a client.

When he got back he quickly got showered and changed because he had made a date for a drink at the Woodcutters Arms at 8 o’clock.

He was there with ten minutes to spare and sat at the bar and ordered a pint, he sat on a bar stool and was halfway down his pint when she appeared and as soon as their eyes met their hearts sank.

“Oh no not again” Emily said “Will I ever be rid of you?”

She sat on the stool next to his and he ordered her a drink.

“Large white wine please” he said to the waiting barman.

He ran through his mind the ad he had placed in the Chronicle to try and figure out why this kept happening.

Genuine, reliable, traditional, sociable NS man 32 WLTM loyal, warm hearted, female for LTR.

 

The pair sat at the bar in silence for a few minutes.

“This really can’t go on like this” she said “you have to move”

“Well I’m not going to” Matt said

“But I really love it here” Emily said

“Hang on I love it here too why should I move?” he asked

“Because you don’t care where you live” she said “but I do”

“What are you talking about?” he retorted

“In five years of marriage you never once expressed a strong opinion on anything, but now you definitely know you want to live here, you’re just being vindictive” she said and got up and left.

 

Her words still rang in his ears

“In five years of marriage you never once expressed a strong opinion on anything”

It was true that he was easy going, but he didn’t see that as a character floor, it was just that he didn’t care whether they went on holiday to the Greek islands or to Cyprus, he knew he would enjoy either one.

It was true he had no strong opinion on the colour of the lounge carpet, the style of sofa or whether the walls should be papered or painted.

If he’d had a strong opinion he would have shared it and put her straight.

Choices mattered to Emily so he let her make them.

 

On Halloween there was a big fancy dress party at Forest Lodge, everyone on the Lake was invited, as well as some from Shallowfield.

Apart from Halloween, the party was for the host Peter Lutchford, the world renowned film director, to show off his fiancé Claire to the neighbour’s.

It was the first party Peter had held at the house since they had got together, the next party he planned would be for their wedding.

Peter was dressed as Herman Munster and Claire was his wife Lily and Peter’s actress sister Amanda Flanders was dressed as a witch which her brother Peter thought was type casting.

 

Because Emily was so small she struggled to get fancy dress costumed so she had the one costume which fitted her perfectly, a monkey costume, which she would accessorize to suit the occasion.

For Halloween she added vampire teeth and a cape and went as a Vampire Monkey.

 

Matt went to the party dressed as Satan and he had a great time he even got to dance with Amanda Flanders before he went into the conservatory to get another drink.

And it was then that he bumped into Emily again.

“Oh God not you again” she said “Are you stalking me?”

“Oh lighten up Emily” he retorted having had just enough to drink to not take her seriously.

“Lighten up? Lighten up?” she exclaimed all shrill “everywhere I go you’re there”

“Perhaps there’s a reason for that” he said “maybe the universe is trying to tell us something”

“No its not” she snapped “it’s not the Gods nor is it fate or providence and any other bloody superstition, it’s just bad luck”

“I think its serendipity” he said

“Oh shut up and take me home” she barked

“No” he replied and poured himself another drink

“Then call me a cab” she said

“Call your own bloody cab” Matt said and laughed

“Charming” she said “you used to do things for me”

“Yes I did and you called me a door mat and divorced me so if you need a bloody taxi, call it yourself” he said

“My father warned me about you” Emily said coldly

“It’s funny you should mention your father” He said

“He gave me some great advice on our wedding day, he said “Emily is my only daughter and I love her with all my heart, but she can be a selfish little cow, when she was little a spanked arse did the trick, it might still””

“You wouldn’t dare raise a hand to me and you’re not man enough to put me across your knee” she said and laughed in his face and that was the straw that broke the camel’s back.

He took her by the wrist and pulled her across his knee.

 

Peter and Claire walked into the kitchen laughing and Amanda said

“What’s so funny?”

“We just saw Satan spanking the monkey in the conservatory” Peter said

“Eww that’s disgusting” Amanda said

“No, it’s not like that” Claire said

“There’s a girl in a monkey suit and she’s being spanked by Satan”

“It still sounds dirty to me” Amanda said.

 

With the first slap on her plump cheek she wriggled and protested

“I should have taken your fathers advice and done this years ago” he said and gave her another good spank.

When he had finished spanking her she had long since finished protesting he stood her up and said

“Now I’ll take you home”

“Ok” she said meekly, rubbing her buttock with one hand and holding his hand with the other.

WHAT RICH TAPESTRY

What rich tapestry

Has nature weaved,

This thing of beauty

Crafted by artisan hand

Each stitch and thread,

Singularly ambiguous,

Contributes to the whole

And into this creation

Life was breathed

And light was shone

And there you stand 

A ROSE

 

I thought you pretty as a Rose

A sweet, scented beauty

So, I gave to you my heart

But you left it broken

And it now lies dying

On a Rose’s bloodied thorns